Nobody's Perfect:

This week, we find out a clue to an important question that many of us in the nation have been asking ourselves---

Was Obama raised on SpongeBob SquarePants? Has he been secretly watching the program? Does he watch SpongeBob on his I-Phone? Is that why he fought the Secret Service so hard to keep it?

Have you noticed recently that Obama seems to keep repeating himself? Could the President have short-term attention deficit?

This important research was released today:

CHICAGO (AP) - The cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants is in hot water from a study suggesting that watching just nine minutes of that program can cause short-term attention and learning problems in 4-year-olds.

Frankly, I'm worried. By his behavior, and by this new information, it's possible that Obama has logged in more than five or six years of Mr. SquarePants, which explains why he keeps ending up on the golf course. He really has no idea how many times he has been there. He simply doesn't remember. He has short-term deficit...a problem even SpongeBob himself does not have.

Just today, 'President' Obama gave a jobs speech, repeating the very same things he has been talking about since before he was elected: and yet, he is acting like it's a brand new concept. Tax the rich. Tax the rich,...and tax the rich.

This continuous repetition about taxing the rich...is becoming a red flag for his obvious SpongeBob metal deficit.

But there is more: He wants to rebuild the infrastructure of the United States. But, somehow he has forgotten the GE moved all its manufacturing to China. He said that's what the FIRST $800 billion dollar stimulus was for, jobs and infrastructure. We all remember---but...nothing was shovel ready, when he said it would be shovel ready. That was only a year ago. Did he forget?

Is Obama seeing Lobsters dancing when he looks down from Air Force One? Is there a SquarePants Czar in the Oval Office telling him to get on the plane? Is that why he keeps getting on Air Force One? He forgot he was just on it?

This just in:

President Barack Obama on Monday proposed paying for his jobs plan by eliminating $467 billion in tax breaks for wealthier Americans and corporations, triggering a new battle with Republicans in Congress.

He said that he would "take" away tax loopholes, to anyone making $200,000 a year, or a family making $250,000. That means, if you are thinking about giving to the mentally ill down the street,(or in the White House) or public broadcasting, just so that you can keep some money to take a vacation this year... FORGET IT!

Obama is also suggesting cutting the Social Security taxes in half. Did he forget what he has promised? He wants to SAVE the program. Yep, he forgot.

Poor SpongeBob. He has no clue that the very President he has been entertaining for all these years, is actually trying to pass a bill that will destroy his job. People will not have enough money left after paying for all the new taxes to continue their Nickelodium cable subscriptions. But, good news...the kids in Saudi Arabia will still get their SpongeBob fix. Which...could be a good thing when they forget just where they were suppose to detonate.

The test said that it was the fast paced actions of SpongeBob that caused the "brains" to stop functioning.

Really, it's not the fast action of the program that is making kids stupid, it's the politically correct garbage they pump out on the show. Thank goodness SpongeBob was not around during the first landing on the moon...those guys would still be up there, having forgot where they placed the moon module.

So...either SpongeBob SquarePants is really a secret-ops CIA initiative to dumb down the world, (including the Taliban) or the Republicans are streaming it into Obama's head when he sleeps. Nobody is glad I figured this out.

If you want final proof that our President suffers from short-term attention deficit, he said "PASS THIS BILL!" fifteen times during his speech, and since that time, he has been repeating every five minutes. And if I were a Republicans candidate running for election, I would certainly bring this matter of the SpongeBob short-term mental deficit up in the debates.

Of course...they might have to repeat it to him it a few times...

Nobody's Opinion: "There was nothing on TV." complained my husband today. "It was all that 9/11 crap."

Unlike me, my husband cannot stand to watch one minute of any of it. This  Nobody Wonderson the other hand, why I was so glued to the TV that I listened to every single name called off today of every single person killed. I saw every picture, heard every relative say things, like, "Thanks for the pennies!" and "Keep sending those dimes, Dad!" that when I missed the age of someone I was saying to myself,

"Wait...go back! How old was he?"

I was calculating in my mind that the average age was about 41, and more than 3/4 were men with wives and children. It seemed by casual observation that most of the foreigners were in the towers, and the police and firemen were generational and typical New Yorkers.

God...I LOVE New Yorkers.

They also do a good job of not blinking. (One guy holds the record, I swear)

Another one of my friends in Florida, agreed with my husband.: "I cannot stand to watch any of it." she said. "As soon as they showed the picture of people jumping from the buildings I turn it off."

This  Nobody, on the other hand, was being inspired and reminded once again, just how noble the human being can be.

 Nobody Knows but clinical psychologists why there is such a big difference in the way people react to disasters and death. Is it genetic? I find it fascinating. Some people find the way to handle death is simply to ignore and go about their day. That's my husband, that was my father, that is many of my friends. They do not spend the tears and emotions. And that's maybe not a bad thing. It's very common in every family to have at least one relative who refuses to visit the dying parent or grandparent. They treat even the thought of death like a getting root canal. It's just how they deal with their own mortality.

And yet,  Nobody Remembers that most all of the people who lost loved ones that day, live each day with that lost person in their hearts and all their actions. They are kept alive and strong with their memories---as if the lost love one will walk through the door any minute. And many of them have use the event to do wonderfully great things for others.

So, I'm trying to decide if I was just a glutton for punishment, with my Kleenex...waiting for each memorial from some kid...wondering about all those horrible deaths, what was wrong with me? My husband moaned and got up from the table when I accidently turned on the news during dinner. Was this my way of being thankful that I was still alive? Was this my satisfaction that finally, the ordinary citizens, the real brave men, and hero's that died that day get some TV time over the endless parade of politicians, from the mouths of the simple folks who knew and loved them?

Well,  Nobody's Perfect--- I admit it, I sat around and cried with every trembling tear from every broken hearted wife, child, brother, father, mother, and friend. We saw more proof today that thousands of people were just that, on 9/11. Perfect, brave, and proud Americans.

Today was a big closure for all of us..sobbing hearts out here. I KNOW I'm not the only one. Am I? I'm leaning towards maybe a genetic slip of the tear gland...

And speaking of perfection: Paul Simon gave the most perfect rendition of "Sounds of Silence" at the memorial that he will probably ever do in his life. It was, note for sublime note, it was ---perfect. Just...perfect. If I had not watched the whole thing, I would have missed it.

Like I said, I LOVE New Yorkers...If Las Angeles had suffered an attack, on can only imagine the difference.

Nobody's Opinion: Here we go again: Katia the hurricane is heading for New Orleans. Really, the nerve. She should have gone to Texas, because about right now, you could do a fast quick-step in the dirt, cause a spark, and burn down half of Dallas it's so dry. New Orleans doesn't need more mud on Bourbon Street, the participation from urination will keep it wet well through 2050.

But, we live in the world of "Hurry up and make it sound ominously like the end." I realized that we are getting minute by minute updates on disasters, storms, debt crisis, and terrorists, and it's becoming annoying. I get extremely overly excited when I see a puppy commercial now because I'm getting so desperate for something normal to come on TV.

"Look...Look...a puppy! A puppy!"

I'm not proud of this, but I figure it's not my fault. I'm becoming Armageddon challenged. I was pretty scared by Kim's Kardashian's wedding myself. I find myself praying that she would NOT bear children. Can you just imagine their children? What is he...six feet fourteen? Mixed that with 64tripleD boobs...we are talking a whole new species. The planet doesn't have that much room.

I was thinking about the fear factor today, and how the news is ALWAYS bad, and decided to make a list of all the things I'm suppose to fear from both parties, in order to get a logical perspective:

 Democrats:

Pollution:

1. Take it from Daryl Hanna: if you burn oil in your car, you are destroying the very water, food, and air that you breath. If a pipeline is built down through the United States from Canada, it will spill into the aqueducts and kill all the poor illegal's in New Mexico, who will be drinking it out of the local desert spigots. I don't know about you, but that sounds pretty dire. The fact that those tanks from Fema that are meant to protect DreamWorks won't be needed anymore because the sheer volume of oil, if it should happen to escape the pipeline, will destroy Los Angeles, along with Steven's famous props from JAWS.

Almost makes you want to give Daryl a big hug. Go ahead guys. She probably hasn't had a good hug since John-John left her for that other blond.

AND MORE Pollution:

2. Al Gore is right. He won, and the earth lost because Al did not become President and therefore we have to close down all the parks in California, so that the Bohemian Grove can fit more people in it this year. Obama is bringing his whole tribe from Kenya, and they need to build more tents. In fact he plans to leave them there. That's why they have to close the parks to the public. God forbid they wander into the Redwood forest and find drunk Kenyan's roasting Mexicans.

The rich this year have so much discuss: Basically, how do they keep the banks printing enough money so that Fannie and Freddie can give more homes to Obama's new arrivals, and kept their bonuses coming on strong? And ...should they let Janet Napolitano dress in drag this year?

Jobs

3. The poor illegal immigrants must get amnesty, or America is doomed. As Bill Clinton warned, without new young Nino's, wino's and Nina's, those guys in DC will have to take less. Besides, they are starving, and if that tea party doesn't let them in, then we just won't kick them out. If we have no more gardeners, fruit pickers and welfare recipients, the country will just collapse. After all, politicians have a lot of pools to clean.

SEX

4. Most important on of all, we need to protect the gays. If we DONT protect the gays, then who will the women turn to when those mean, nasty, and chauvinistic men divorce them? There are so many starving children in the world, and if we have more gays adopting, we can truly have a diversified America. The future of the world depends on it.

Doomsday

5. The tea party people are going to destroy the planet. They must die. They are old, and hopefully they will die, because they have planned to lynch the blacks. In fact, every black should start circling around the banks because that's where the tea party people have their money. The blacks have no jobs because tea party people think the racist Constitution is something they want to save. Good thing they have a black President to point that out.

6. Sarah Palin, might run for President. If that happens, progressives will have to move for real.

 R epublicans:

Total FUBAR:

1. Obama 2. Obama 3. Obama 4., 5., 6, Obama.

Okay, what more can he do? And most importantly, what can we do? I suggest, we replace all Democrats with puppies. I'm at a loss for logical solutions.

Nobody NOTES: Okay, they are using the fear factor to bring us to our knees every day, but there is ONE fear that happened to really work. When the American people found out that Obama supported a Mosque being built right by ground zero, they got really mad. I'm not making this up. All of a sudden the thought of Texans walking down fifth avenue sent the snobs on Martha's Vineyard into a real tizzy.

SUDDENLY, a new building appeared out of thin air... after ten long years of nothing, and it's reported on every single day by Fox News. As if to say..."Okay! Okay! Calm down! We are building something---.jeez! But...just don't pray there."

Maybe we should replace all Muslims with puppies too. The planet would thank us.

(Nobody notes: Please, before you think I hate all Muslims, it's the religion
stupid, not the people.)

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Nobody is more jealous than me. People with big bucks are going to soon get to orbit the earth. All they need is a ticket. Space is going to be the next real estate venture, because let's face it, a very elite group of multi-billionaires have sucked what little money was left out of the planet and feel the need to go BEYOND building franchises in China. They need more space. And despite the millions of space junk floating around our planet now, the race to build space hotels is the plan of the future.

The news out today was that NASA is not so sure the Space Station is going to stay afloat if the Russians don't get up there. (Wait, I thought they closed NASA?) I can't wait to see Putin strapped into the rocket, with his shirt off, two blond Russian babes by his side, taking a trip to the Russian hotel in the sky. No doubt he will be strutting around in his space station, in boxer shorts...lifting weights.

They haven't been talking about it much but, we have a NEW race to space: not to the Moon...not to Mars, but to a three-day luxury trip to a romantic little room in a Space Hotel. Places where the showers are tiny bubbles of water, and the champagne can be sipped with a straw. If you want to sit down, you can put on your Spiderman suit, and Velcro yourself to a front row seat to see Africa rising.

If I was up there, I'd make a bet to see who could spot Angelina's Jolie's lips first.

Russia is building a Space Hotel and so are we. So...Who is going to the first to put the billionaires up into their own little orbiting hotel room? Right now, there are many more millionaires on the planet than in then there EVER was. Several hundred of them have managed to grab even more wealth and what can you give a person who has 52 Ferrari's sitting in their garage?

A room in space.

The Barcelona-based architects of The Galactic Suite Space Resort say it will cost 3 million euro ($4.4 million) for a three-night stay at the hotel, with this price including an eight-week training course on a tropical island.

British tycoon Richard Branson's space tours firm, Virgin Galactic, will use his facility in New Mexico to propel tourists into suborbital space at a cost of $200,000 a ride.

The numbers are similar for Virgin Galactic with 300 people already paid or signed up for the trip but unlike Branson, Galactic Suite say they will use Russian rockets to transport their guests into space from a spaceport to be built on an island in the Caribbean.

Russia, is aiming to have their hotel ready by 2016. They will use the Space Station as a storage container, and fill it with caviar and enough Vodka to last years. While most of us would LOVE to take the trip, it remains to be seen, which hotel will have the best deal. I'll be waiting for the Space Station Motel Six.

So, space scientific exploration is out--- hotels in space are in. McDonalds can't be too far behind.

Oh, one more thing...if Obama wins the next election, you can be sure that we will never go to Mars. Why?

Adam Ismail, Mustafa Khalil , and Abdullah al-Umari, three men from Yemen, sued NASA for invading Mars. They claim that they "inherited the planet from our ancestors 3,000 years ago." They based their argument on mythologies of the Himyaritic and Sabean civilizations that existed several thousand years B.C.

That solves it. Muslims are Martians, we should let them go home.

Someday, we will be seeing Paris Hilton on her new show "Space Hilton presents: Paris's TV Space Crib." I wish I could say "I'll be dead so I won't care." but...something tells me, I may not be that lucky.

Nobody's Opinion: It's been a long time since I couldn't put a book down, but that's been the case with Mark Steyn's masterpiece, American Alone: The End of the World As we Know it. I started it yesterday, and ended up reading it through, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, and now, I've got it on my lap while I write this, racing towards the last page. Mark's book is all about the most imminent threat to us all, the one that will lead us into the dark ages. It's not the stock market, the elections, Obama's health care, a horrible virus, or earthquakes...it's the population, stupid. Most of the Western civilizations: Japan, England, Italy, Spain, Germany..are not having enough babies to sustain their bloated welfare systems. And so, to do the jobs that good "Westerners" won't do...they bring in..the Muslims.

And Muslims, do not assimilate. They have no plans on becoming "democratized."' And therefore, it's the same old fight from years ago...the West against the East.

Except now, we have leaders that bend over backwards to their every command. After 9/11, President Bush went to a Mosque. The White House has to celebrate Ramadan, every year.

Did we give Japanese tea parties after Pearl Harbor? I don't think so.

My own Mayor insulted me when I was worried about my Muslims neighbors making bombs, he said, "Hey, why don't you just move." Hey...I was here first. In just one year, they have bought up the five houses surrounding them, flew in all their other Muslim relatives, and they stay hidden. They are surrounded by American flags, but how long before many of my neighbors take our Mayor's advise and really do move?

The Muslims are reproducing and infiltrating other nations at astounding pace. They will soon outnumber the West in sheer population alone. And that's how they have always conquered in history. Put the Mosque up next to the church, and multiply...use the Western welfare system if you can.

Mark says, when speaking about the vast numbers of Muslims in England: "Welfare addiction over demographic reality." In other words, the few natives left do not car a fig about their country, only that they get their pension, vacations, and short working hours.

Like a wise enemy, their plan is to conquer us from within, using our own laws...and we let them.

"Much of what we loosely call the Western world will not survive the 21th century, and much of it will effectively disappear within our lifetimes, including many if not most European countries."

Pat Buchanan has been writing about this for years, but Mark put it all into a much more intense focus. For instance, he blames America for footing the bill for Europe's defense, which is one of the reasons Europe had enough money to spend on their cushy welfare states. With nanny states, he says, "We are the children we never had."

And Mark is incredibly funny too. One of my favorite lines was when he was describing how Muslim men were afraid that when they shook an unbeliever's hand that their "" would 'melt into their body.' "I know the feeling: The same thing happened to me after shaking hands with Senator Clinton." said Mark. " The vanishing "" hysteria was spread by cell phones and text messaging. "

Yes, and it only took a couple of guys with box cutters on 9/11.

Mark likes Bush's plan to send democracy to the Muslim world. And Bush himself has said, he will be dead before he knows if it succeeded. But, you can't spread freedom to a people who do not want it, nevertheless, he seems to think doing something is better than doing nothing in that regard.

Tonight, we are watching another dictator going down. Gadafi is gone. And I'm sure Obama, will take credit for giving the Muslims guns to do it. But does America really win here? People think that Islam could never take over our country. But we elected a President who insisted on his Muslim name. He finds the Muslim religion well and good. We may be in more danger than even Mark will admit.

I don't think Obama is "freeing" the Muslim nation for democracy. He is using the Unites Sates resources to put in power the Muslim brotherhoods that Saudi Arabia prefers. But that's just my  Nobody Opinion. The real truth is we should start thinking about defending our Western Civilization.

Britain did a lot of good. Mark sticks up for empire. He pointed out...what would India have become without the British influence?

"Britain was never an unrivaled colossus even at its zenith. Yet today in language, law, politics, business, and the wider culture, there is simply nothing comparable in scale or endurance to the Britannic inheritance. "

Here..here.

So, what's a nobody to do? After reading the book, my husband and I walked the dogs. We do not have sidewalks here, so our dogs walk on people's yards to avoid the cars. My husband has always told me to keep the dogs off the Muslim's yard. But tonight, I let them walk on the whole side of the Muslim yard. If my dogs are good enough to walk on everybody else lawn, then I will make no exception for them." It's time we start saying, "You came to MY neighborhood. This is how we do it here. "

If they can do it..then so can we.  Damn the cultural torpedoes....One small step for a nobody..

One big step for my dogs.

 There is nothing so characteristic of narrowness and littleness of soul as the love of riches: Cicero

 Nobody's Opinion: Everyone is mad, at least everyone I talk to. Even my liberal friends are screaming, about Obama taking another long vacation in Martha's Vineyard, and neither he, nor his wife, think about how much of the taxpayers' money they spend on themselves.

They are having the time of their lives.

Michelle, for some unknown reason, had to take a private plane 4 hours earlier, to her $50,000 dollar a week farmhouse retreat, costing us thousands in additional expense. Obama came later with the dog. I guess we should be happy he didn't send the dog on a separate plane like he did LAST year. Obama has flown in Air Force One 172 times, (adding by the minute) almost every other day, at a cost of $18l,757 per flight per HOUR. And that's not including the costs of Marine One, Secret Service, logistics and local police overtime. He has made six trips to eight countries (half the time taking along hundreds of his homeboy friends) not including his six vacation trips over 32 days. He spends $1.75 million to visit his Hawaiian chumps, and he has been there more than once.

And let's not forget the millions he spent on his "Misery Tour" bus. Michelle has been to Spain, and Africa, and Chicago...and BOTH of them are scarfing down hot dogs, hamburgers, Taco's, ice cream.. and that's just what they let us see. They may not be fat yet, but they are both supreme gluttons of the highest order. And speaking of gluttons...

Susanne Eman, loves to eat. She has a goal to get as fat as she can. She's weighs 727 pounds. 

‘I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said.

Never mind that she has two young sons to raise and most of us are wondering just WHO is paying for all this food? You see, Obama has set such a fine example of gluttony that Susanne is trying just as hard as she can to get as fat as she can. She might not make it before she dies of a bacon overdose, but then  Nobody's Perfect.

And speaking of perfection--- the Miami Football team has been going along with Obama's gluttonous lead in how to spend as much of other's people's money on yourself as humanly possible. Prostitution, parties on yachts, drugs, you name it, they got anything they wanted, from a young man who clearly was a sports fan, including an abortion for a pregnant stripper.  Nobody  Knows how many other football teams are getting the same " free for all" perks and prostitutes, but I bet none of us would be surprised, because really,  Nobody Cares. We are more worried about our jobs.

And speaking of jobs: Last week they held a jobs fair in Atlanta, and over 5,000 black people showed up, dressed in their best outfits. And while this does not look good for the first black President, who is too busy playing golf to even care that his black brother and sisters are out of a job, this  Nobody Reports that it was actually an uplifting sight to me. Here in St. Louis, the last time over 5,000 black people gathered in line here, was to get all their traffic tickets pardoned.

And speaking of pardoning:  Nobody Wins when a president takes it upon himself to pardon over 300,000 illegal's for entering our country unlawfully, without the approval of Congress. At least that's the reported number, but this  Nobody Wonders what the numbers really are...30 million? Obama just canceled any deportations, and is passing out the free educations as fast as his gluttonous hands can muster.. The real trouble is, the once "gluttous" nation of America, will become a more starving one, due to Obama's habit of wanting to spend money he does not have. The illegal's have more babies than anyone, and Obama has made sure it's the American taxpayer who takes care of them.

Illegitimate births for all Americans have risen from 26 percent in 1990 to 41 percent today "and could be headed higher." Among Hispanics, illegitimacy is 53 percent, among blacks it's 73 percent, and among whites it has risen to a shocking 29 percent. The Heritage Foundation reports that 77 types of federal means-tested handouts already cost $522 billion per year before Obama took office. He increased this giant amount to $697 billion per year in the first half of his term, and now half of Americans depend for their living expenses in whole or in part on government handouts paid by the other half who pay income taxes.

And while we are on the subject of partying... Nobody Remembers another sight of greed, although it was disguised as a historical moment in our generations history. It was on August the 15, 1969, that over 400,000 people got drunk, stoned, and pretty much wasted 3 days parting in the mud, at Woodstock. Is it any wonder that we elected the most greedy, man ever to sit in the White House?

As someone said just this week: Obama is just another tin-pot dictator living lavishly at the expense of his subjects. As Obama once so famously said: You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."

Nobody Thinks: Nobody fits this saying as well as our greedy, gluttonous President.

Nobody's Fool: There she was on Charlie Rose: Lady Jane Seymour Fonda, better known as the woman who started out as a sex symbol, then actress...turned into a communist anti-war activist, then "feminist," then exercise guru, and now, she is out trying to get everyone to forget about what she did as a young woman, and well... Let her put all her exercise tapes and books on QVC. You see, too many people protested about her being on the channel, and they took her off.

Jane might be a lot of things but, she knows business. She is apologizing right and left about her stupid activities during the war, and also emphasizing that she is a Christian. Smart PR. And how did she become a "Christian?", Charlie asked, as if he was asking how in the world she got leprosy. Well---she went to a lot of political activities and talked to Jimmy Carter.

Yeah---- there's her problem right there. Jane is ALWAYS talking to the wrong people.

During the 1960s Fonda engaged in political activism in support of the Civil Rights Movement and in opposition to the Vietnam war. Fonda's visits to France brought her into sympathetic contact with what she later characterized as "small-c communism": Leftist French intellectuals who were opposed to war. (Tell me...does communism come in different c cup sizes?)

While watching her banter with Charlie, I thought: she's good. She apologized profusely about the horrible things she did during the Vietnam war...sitting on that cannon..aimed at our boys. Heck, even I bought her remorse. But tonight I have to remember...Jane Fonda is one of the best actresses on the planet.

Fonda: The photo exists, delivering its message regardless of what I was doing or feeling. I carry this heavy in my heart. I have apologized numerous times for any pain I may have caused servicemen and their families because of this photograph. It was never my intention to cause harm .

The question is: does she really mean it? Nobody Thinks so, but it's a bit too late.

And just look at her. At 73, she looks almost a young 45, due to picking the right plastic surgeons. Nobody thinks she looks better than she ever has. (FACE) Money has it's perks.

Many people would say that poor Jane just couldn't help turning out as she did. Born into a very liberal Hollywood family, and then: her mother committing suicide when she was 12. Yeah, rich or poor, that's rough. But did she have to take it out on us?

Jane has apologize for causing so much heartache during a time when thousands of men were sent to Vietnam--- many to die. Did she think they WANTED to be there? Sure, we all felt the war was insane, and we hated it, and we all thought we should not even be there, but Hanoi Jane took it a step further.

According to Wikipedia:

Fonda said she had no regrets about the broadcasts she made on Radio Hanoi, something she asked the North Vietnamese to do

But Jane wasn't the only one doing damage: John Kerry comes to mind, and he's still in the Senate.

Nobody Thinks, not only was she doing it for her own compassionate reasons, she was just plain stupid, as many leftist/ liberals are. They want to save the world, to make themselves feel better. And it's hard to believe that she was that naive to NOT know she was hurting the boys in the field, but her feelings were much more important.

"See what a good person I am?" It's as if an invisible mommy is lying on their shoulder. It's as if these people fly high in their planes over the world, and never come down to really see it. They have no clue. No kind of injustice has ever happened to them I guess. I don't know. What makes these people think like they do?

After the war, Jane made the exercise videos and life went on. She had a good product and if people had not bought her tapes due to her past, she would have never become the millionaire that she is.

But, the war was not her only "mistake." She has been right up there with every feminist movement ever given a stage. She demonstrated with Women in Black against Israel's occupation of the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

Has Jane said a word about the poor treatment of the billions of Muslim woman who live is slavery? Has she done a protest in front of a Mosque? I don't know. You tell me. The "feminists" from the sixties now just want to know if they have the right vibrator, and that's in Jane's new book too.

Ted Turner left her for a younger woman. She said he couldn't take her "religion." Whatever. She was just dumped for a newer model, something that all feminists were always complaining about, and any woman worth her salt would have damned the action: but not Jane. She learned a lot from Ted, she said: Why, he could look up in the air and recognize a red falcon!

(Okay, maybe she is dense.)

But, with Charlie gushing over her every breathe, she looked to me to be wanting the very thing every single feminist in the world tries to act like she doesn't want: adoration. Especially from men. Jane Fonda, wants to be the sexy woman, at 73, that she always wanted to be...you see, she always thought of herself as an ugly duckling, and I see nothing wrong with that. I only wish she'd admit it.

You have to admit one thing...she stuck to her liberal views and has never wavered, and I am going to read her new book, because, I know NOTHING about vibrators, or why feminist are such terrible mothers. And Jane is going to tell me.

I ...can't...wait.

Nobody Knows:

 Not many of us know the real history of Social Security, but this email will explain that it was the democrats that grabbed it all, and ran. So, next time you hear Obama tell you how those mean Republicans want to take away grandma's Social Security check, remember who caused it to fail in the first place.

Also, remember who threatened to cut those checks if he didn't get more money from YOU! (Thanks to Tom Beebe)

History Lesson On Your Social Security Card

It doesn't matter if you are Democrat or Republican. Facts are facts. Social Security Cards up until the 1980s expressly stated the number and card were not to be used for identification purposes. Since nearly everyone in the United States now has a number, it became convenient to use it anyway and the Message, NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION, was removed. Our Social Security:

Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program and signed the law in August of 1935. He promised:

1. That participation in the program would be completely voluntary.  (No longer Voluntary)

2. That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual incomes into the program.  (Now 7.65% on the first $90,000)

3. That the money the participants elected to put into the program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year.  (No longer tax deductible.)

4. That the money the participants put into the Independent "Trust Fund" rather than into the General Operating Fund, and therefore would only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Government program and ..( Under Johnson the money was moved to The General Fund and Spent.)

5. That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income.  (Under Clinton and Gore Up to 85% of your Social Security can be taxed.)

Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are now receiving a Social Security check every month...and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of the money we PAID to the Federal government to "put away"---you may be interested in the following:

Q: Which political party took Social Security from the Independent "Trust Fund" and put it into the General Fund so that Congress could spend it?

A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically controlled House and Senate.

Q. Which political party eliminated the income tax deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?

A: The Democratic Party.

Q: Which political party started taxing Social Security annuities?

A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the 'tie-breaking' deciding vote as President of the Senate, while he was Vice President of the U.S..

Q. Which political party decided to start giving annuity payments to immigrants?

A: That's right! Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party. Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65, began to receive Social Security payments! The Democratic Party gave these payments to them even though they never paid a dime into it!

Then, after violating the original contract (FICA), the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take away your Social Security! ----Dick Kantenberger.

Nobody's Opinion

"My name is Kathleen, not Catherine" she said to me. It was the last day of the adult swimming at the local pool, and I was just now getting to know the old gal with the pretty silver hair, who would swim to the end of the pool and do her knee exercises. I knew that she was recovering from two knee surgeries, but that's about all I knew of her...that was about to change.

"I was a teacher..a strict teacher." she said as we were drying off getting ready to leave for the year. "What did you teach?" I asked, as I sat down on the blue-netted lounge to get my feet. "Sixth, seventh, and eighth grade, for over thirty years."

And then she just blurted it out..."Did you know they are not going to teach cursive anymore? The kids do not even have to write anything anymore. All they have to do is fill in the dot." She was appalled. A kid that couldn't write, or even be asked to write, might as well be labeled ignorant for life. It was as if all her life's work had just been thrown into the trash can.

As she said down on the lounge next to me, she went on to tell me about some of the things that were going on at our local schools. The teachers were having sex in the bathrooms., and then bragging about it. Not the kids, the teachers.

Kathleen spoke about how proud she was of the job she did when she taught. She told me of one teacher who hated her, and she could never figure out why. Then one day, the teacher told her... "You always got all the presents." she said.

You see, Kathleen insisted on respect from her students, They had to say "yes sir, and yes ma'am" and her students therefore actually learned, and they loved her for it. She would never put the kid's name on the board when they were bad, but when they were good. Every once in a while, she would have them all write (in cursive) an essay to tell her if she had ever been unfair, and when, and to not sign their names.

My god, I thought...what a human being.

She told me how a student had told her to look on FACEBOOK, and to notice, how she was everybody's favorite teacher. I noticed a few tears forming in her eyes as she spoke about reading their comments.

So, the "mean, strict" teacher at Christmas time, much to all the other teacher's surprise, was swamped with presents. So many that the room was filled up with them. As she laid back on the lounge chair, she continued to tell me how corrupt the school administrators were, and I told her my own sad story about my son, who was actually kicked out of high school for being sick. He went ahead and got a GED Scholarship, but I have never forgiven the people at the school that did it to him.

Kathleen told me it was the saddest story she had ever heard.

During my own fight with the school system , the corruption I saw at every turn sicken me. The United States School system is rigged, only to benefit the teachers, the principals, and the unions. It's all about the money. And what's so sad, is that so many of the teachers don't even know much about anything, and yet, due to George Bush, the kids have to pass the standardized tests. Or else, they don't get federal funds.

If that's not a reason to take the schools back to the local level, I don't know what is.

But, it's too entrenched. The system is like a huge, poisonous blob of gangrene suffocating the whole country. And it, makes money for the liberals that control it, and continue to perpetuate it.

Last month, 178 teachers and principals at 44 Atlanta public schools were found to be responsible for, or directly involved in, cheating on the state's standardized test, according to a report issued by the Georgia governor's office following an extensive investigation.

This teaching sandal was blamed on the bonuses that everyone would get if all the kids passed the tests. The "bleeding heart" excuse for cheating was: What if you have a bunch of "poor" kids who can't pass the test, and you are a teacher who is a single mom with kids to raise, and you NEED that bonus?

You must cheat. The poor kids can't compete with the rich kids. It's not the teacher's fault.

Baloney.

If Booker T. Washington, a slave that swept floors for reading lessons, can learn how to read and write, then there is no reason that "poor' kids can't learn. There are "poor" schools in New York City that are exceeding due to the "strict" policies put back in place.

Just last week. Mitt Romney told us all what he thinks of America's hope by answering one questions: What did he think of immigrations? He said that we should persuade all the foreigners who studied and got degrees at our universities to stay in our country. Mitt knows that our own American children will not have the skills to fill the higher level position. And if they do, the job will still go the foreigners as we have seen, because they are cheaper. . Bill Gates feels the same way.

American kids are being abandoned, and not just the poor black ones. The dumbing down has been an ongoing process for most of my lifetime.

And what does that tell you? Do they want to keep our kids stupid?

Well, so far it's working out for them just fine.

  Nobody Wins:

So, who won tonight's Republican Presidential primary debate? According to all polls, Mitt Romney.

Really? Not to this Nobody. Mitt Romney is about as trustworthy as a rapper on a hot night in Philly. He represents the big multinational companies. How can you trust a man who passed the first Obamacare in his state, and then says if he is elected he is going to repeal it? Whenever he talks I want to put a big bandage on his head.

Uh...so he was dumb two year ago? Suddenly we have a brain surge? What will he say two years from now?

You can't trust him.

He says: he is the businessman, that's what makes him special. Well, so is Herman Cain. Herman says that America should learn to take a joke. Pizza is NOT made in Iran.

Herman is very likable, but so is Bambi.

Nobody thinks Donald Trump's experience as a businessman trumps both these guys, because he just has more experience overseas. But, that's just my  Nobody's Opinion. Trump and Palin are playing the smart card along with Rick Perry and staying out till later. Soooooooooooooooooo, the desperate Americans will wait for more American Republican Idol debates. Great. They really ought to put Alex Baldwin in between them all just to liven it up.

Besides the fact that Jon Huntsman feels our pain, the most memorable thing about the whole debate was the fight between Michelle and Tim. I thought Michelle handled it well, and it might have to do with the fact that I saw Hillary again today on T.V. Hillary has been around since the Civil War. Every time I see her I think of Sherman. Do we HAVE to keep seeing her on our TV? It's like a bug crawling across the screen, she drives me crazy.

Go away!

I'm in a real sexist mood today since Gloria the Stein-ham came out talking her usual trash about any woman that is not her. Why can't the good lord do us a favor and put both Gloria and Hillary on the next test flight over the ocean? It's a big place the ocean.

Go on Gloria...be brave.. like Amelia.

The last woman politician this Nobody liked was Margaret Thatcher. And then, there was that old lady in Canada, who plays hockey...the mayor. She should be our President.

Where was Gloria when Michelle was attacked? Pawlenty had a real macho thing going on tonight, which makes you wonder if he isn't running just to get her out of the picture. After all, next to Ron Paul, she is the tea party candidate.

"She's got a record of misstating and making false statements," Pawlenty said.

Come on: show me a politician who has NOT misstated or made false statements and I'll show you how to win a game of chess in one move.

And speaking of Ron Paul, he got the most applause, because he's the most honest. Did you notice they didn't let him talk much?

Maybe we should try some normal people, like Dave Barry. What about him? He runs every year. (If you don't know who Dave Barry is, then I suggest more alchohol."

The nation could use man with a sense of humor. At least he would tell us jokes in his press conferences while we all slide into oblivion. The reasoning for this is that the band kept playing on the Titanic.

We must strive to be noble in our descent, don't you think? I'm just saying.

And then there was Newt, who was sharp...but he's just like Romney. What they say, and what they will do..are always opposite most of the time. Besides the usual, "I will save the Jews, the economy, the problem on the border, the schools, the country, Cher's naval, and the nukes in Iran." stuff that they always say, it was not very informative.

Besides--- the problems we are facing are so big, that the most any of them can do is...very little. Trying to solve our deficit would be like putting a dog leash on a blue whale.

But...according to everyone..Romney won, and I admit, I didn't really listen to it very carefully, because I just want to sleep when I hear the man talk.

You know, if Winston Churchill had been in the debate tonight, the news from everyone would STILL have been: Mitt Romney won. Does it really matter?

 Nobody Says...not today.

Nobody's Opinion

 It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority,  keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.
---           Samuel Adams

You have to hand it to the Democrats...they must get their talking points email early in the morning because they all, from the President on down, use the same words to fight with when they get in front of the camera.

The latest from the mouths of global babes is: repeat relentlessly these words:

It's the Tea Party Downgrade.

Yes, the good, simple, and honest working folks of America, known as the "tea party people" gave trillions away to foreign banks, welfare recipients, illegal aliens, multinational companies, and ran up a debt so huge it can be seen from the black hole in the middle of the Milky Way. And therefore S & P's downgraded us to another black hole of inflation.

No...it's wasn't Obama's fault..no way. So he sent out his political mouthpiece Axel-Head to make sure the world know it wasn't his fault:

“The fact of the matter is that this is essentially a  Tea Party downgrade,” he declared. “That clearly is on the backs of those who were willing to see the country default.”

Oh, blame the S & P's downgrade on the American People. Good idea. It's a complete lie, but that doesn't matter when you're a scumbag looking to place blame somewhere else besides you own "beer" partier President.

John Kerry---Mr. "I married into multinational company for my money." took it further:

“I believe this is without question the  Tea Party downgrade,” Kerry said. “This is the  Tea Party downgrade because a minority of people in the House of Representatives countered even the will of many Republicans in the United States Senate who were prepared to do a bigger deal, to do $4.7 trillion or $4 trillion, have a mix of reductions and reforms in social security, Medicare, Medicaid, but also recognize that we needed to do some revenue.”

Another lie: all the Democrats wanted to do was raise taxes and spend more money. BUT...it was hard going with John McCain and John Boehner. (Someone let me know, does he pronounce his name..?)

And from Charles Johnson:

The Tea Party movement deserves a hearty congratulations tonight for forcing the first US credit downgrade in history. Well done. "

Hey, thanks!

And my personal nobody favorite because I can't get over his eyebrows, Fareed Zakaria,who has said the tea party wants to blow up the country and we are all terrorists.

" Watching the extraordinary polarization in Washington today, many people have pointed the finger at the Tea Party. It's ideologically extreme, refuses to compromise, and cares more about purity than problem solving."

Yeah, wanting to be able to buy groceries tomorrow is getting pretty extreme.

And let's not forget good old George Soros:

"In a Sunday afternoon email to supporters, MoveOn.org accused tea partiers of being responsible for the first-ever credit downgrade in U.S. history. “This  ‘tea party downgrade’ is a shameful blow to our nation’s honor and risks throwing us right back into recession,” Moveon.org wrote. “Worst of all? It was completely avoidable. But when given the choice between extremist posturing and responsible leadership, tea party Republicans chose wrong.”

Key word here: avoidable. Yeah, it made me laugh too.

Gee...before yesterday we were only guilty of the shooting of Gabrielle Gifford's, last Thursday's stock market crash, 9/11, Brittany Spears addictions, selling dangerous lemonade, and Bristol Palin winning on Dancing With the Stars--

We've just been downgraded to Sam Adams level. We should all be honored. Let the tea party people keep on being a tireless "minority" and hopefully set some nuclear brushfires in the minds of the rest of the world...now that we've been listed as the enemy of such men of little honor, it's the least we can do. BECAUSE...Sam Adams also once said.

"Our contest is not only whether we ourselves shall be free, but whether there shall be left to mankind an asylum on earth for civil and religious liberty. "

Nobody Gets Email:

Some people like cross word puzzles, I like clever quotations. In this political world of renaming people and things in order not to offend, it's about time we made fun of those phrases.

Here's some I got from a real patriot who loves fast and beautiful cars, and who says he got these off the "old Farts" websites. I have no idea why anyone would hang around the 'old farts' website, but I'm planning on spending a lot of time there.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "Hillbillies." You must now refer to them as :  APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS And furthermore :

How to speak about women and be politically correct:

1. She is not a 'babe' or a 'chick' -She is a  'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'easy'-She is  'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE...'

3. She is not a 'dumb blonde'-She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not 'been around'-She is a  'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMOPANION.'

5. She does not "nag" you -She becomes  'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'two-bit hooker'- She is a  'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

How to speak about men and be politically correct:

1. He does not have a 'beer gut'- He has developed a  'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a "bad dancer"-He is  'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not "Get lost all the time"-He  'INVESTIGATES  ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'balding'- He is in  'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a "total a...."- He develops a case of  'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his "crack" you see hanging out of his pants--it's  'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'