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Can A Poor Man Fit Through the Eye of a Needle?

Nobody’s Opinion:It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.”---Matthew xix.24.
 
It’s Good Friday, 2008, and not too far away from me people are scattering in trucks and cars with all their worldly possessions---trying to get away from yet another great Missouri flood.
 
More rain is expected.
 
 A reporter on the local news yesterday said that he watched an old grandmother crying, kneeling on the ground…trying to give mouth to mouth to her obviously dead dog who did not survive her daughter’s run through the flooded road, dragging behind her a trailer-full of now deceased pets. (Horses, cats, chickens)
 
It broke his heart.
 
So, where was Richard Branson? I mention Richard Branson because, as everyone knows, Richard Branson is very rich. He started out forming Virgin Records, and then started Virgin Airlines. He is now building Virgin Galactic, a space station in the New Mexican desert, along with Microsoft’s Paul Allen.
 
Obviously, Richard can’t get enough virgins.
 
 And last weekend he threw a party on one of his many beautiful islands to “Stop the fire.”
 
Is there a fire? Well, no matter. Best get started on all those new “green” products along with “carbon-credits” to guard it off.
 
At this “party” was Larry Page of Google, Jay Wales of Wikipedia, Tony Blair, (now advisor to JP Morgan) Paul Allen of Microsoft, and quite a few beautiful models in bikinis just for fun. Richard wanted them to be nude, but the Prime Minister was there, he said.
 
Go ahead Richard---blame Tony. Everyone else does.
 
Google will help put out the propangda that there is a fire. Whole pages of Wikipedia must now be made “green.”
 
Now---I’ll be the first one to admit, that even though I could be a wee bit envious of Richard Branson, I myself wish that I had done all those marvelous things.
 
Capitalism is a great thing---until the few really rich start getting together to form monopolies, buy elections, and take control of the market in order to rule everyone’s lives while using their concentrated power and collusion to form ever more power and wealth. And creating all these new “green” monster products is the next best thing to inventing carbon-based green bikinis made out of edible green coconuts.
 
I guess somebody has to do it.
 
Yes, Richard Branson, the man who doesn’t want to set the earth on ‘fire,’ is already producing ethanol big time here in the United States---the only other form of energy that spews more pollution into the air is a Bill Clinton speech.
 
 So much for his “concern.”
 
But, if you want to see real power--- if you had any doubts at all who controls the halls of Congress, all you had to do was tune into the House Committee on Oversight and Investigations on C-Span last weekend, where our Congressmen faced the CEOs of all the companies of the subprime mortgage boom. Sitting at the table like tanned PGA Buddha Gods, were Richard Parsons and Charles Prince III of Citigroup, Angelo R. Muzilo of Countrywide Financial, and other financial ‘wizards’ of global industries.
 
Every single one of these guys got huge multi-million dollar bonuses while their companies and stock holders lost homes, fortunes, and island vacations.
 
The Congressmen were in such awe of these titans of business, one of them even acknowledged how honored he was to be in the company of the “men who run our country.” He quickly realized his mistake and tried to spin out of it, but slipped on his own salivating tongue.
 
It was a pretty obsequious, sycophantic show.
 
There were a few democrats who questions their ridiculous salaries, but the Titians of the banks did the same old, “I did not know what was really going on until it was too late” routine, while they sat in their chairs and watched the Congressmen quiver. The grand plan here is plain; unify together, monopolized, control the world governments, control the media, create a big problem, and come in with the solution. The earth is on fire! Give us your money, and we will fix it. In the meantime, you can all drown, and your little dog too. The less of you the better. We are here to save the beautiful earth so we can have more beautiful island parties, and next time, we’ll have nudes.
 
 
Frankly, I really don’t think any of the rich men I’ve seen lately care if they go to heaven. They’re already in it.
 
So, while the rich are planning a green global crucifixion, the rest of us riding the camels are trying to fit through that tiny hole. I suggest taking all clothes off and using some good ol’ Mississippi mud for lubricant.
 
This Easter, I’m telling Jesus the poor might need a bigger needle.
 
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Call them "An American"

Nobody’s Opinion: It’s a good thing President Bush came out this morning and got the nation’s focus off Obama’s historical racial speech yesterday, because instead of “unifying” Americans, it did only one thing: ignite exasperation.
 
Obama’s speech started out with how insidious it was that the founding fathers did not get rid of slavery with The Declaration of Independence.
 
Well, gee.
 
Personally, with all the intelligence he has, I was rather surprised to hear him rubbing that old wound with fresh salt. After all, for the next six weeks, the wonderful HBO John Adams series will certainly show that our forefathers had all they could do to just fight the British, let alone slavery too at the same time.
 
There is a scene in the first HBO episode where, at the trial of the Boston Massacre, John Adams, who is hired to defend the British soldiers, brings out the point that the “mob” was shouting the word, “Fire!” along with throwing ice and oysters shells; taunting them into firing…which they did.
 
Haven’t we seen the same tactic being used by the Clintons and their subordinates? They finally got what they wanted.
 
The video of Obama’s bigoted and obnoxious family friend, Reverend Wright, forced Obama to play his racial black Jack. He had no choice but to defend his friend and the blacks on whose vote he depends, and in doing so, divided the nation once again into this pool of hypersensitive, hyperbole of “inequality.”
 
Obama’s weak arguments emphasized that he is not the unifier he proclaims to be, but just the man to lead the African-Americans out of the land of Egypt into the promised land.
 
I have another suggestion, and a story--- 
 
One day my kitchen sink stopped up--on a Friday. I called a local technician to come out.
 
“We can’t send anyone out if there is snow on the ground. We don’t let the men get up on the roof…it’s our policy.”
 
“What?”
 
I found their policy a bit absurd, since I assured the lady that, at my house the inch of snow we had gotten the night before was gone, and there was no snow on the roof.
 
Nope. She stuck to her story. Call back in two weeks.
 
This was not going to work. I got visions of fast food every night, gaining fifty pounds--- I would end up on Oprah. I was desperate. Selling my computer for new clothes was not an option.
 
So I called a competitor. It was up to the service man if he wanted to risk his life getting on a dangerous roof, I was told. Who knows what vicious icicles might attack him in the prime of his life? The company would not bear his medical expenses.
 
Within minutes I got a call. “How’s your roof look?”
 
“It’s a little wet, but hey, I’ll get up there with you if you’re scared and catch you if you fall.”
 
So, when the “African-American” guy showed up in his big company truck, I said to myself, “Thank god, a man who wants to work.” Only problem was, he didn’t have a latter.
 
(Important note; Obama uses the label, “African-Americans” as much as he possibly can.)
 
“We have one,” I said. “I just don’t know how to open it.”
 
So there we were, a young “African-American” man, and a very worried white woman trying to figure out what button to push to open up this huge steel latter…a latter so big, the last time I opened it myself, I fell over backward from the weight of it and barely missed an electrical wire.
 
Tell me there isn’t a God.
 
We were having a bit of a problem, and the African-American man, expressed concern about getting it open.
 
“What, are you kidding?” I said. “We’re Americans! We can do anything!”
 
Well….I wish I could tell you the look on that African-American face. He took a step back, his eyes got big. He got real quiet. He looked at me as if I had just told him I was from the planet ZEON and I was there to tell him he was my son. It was plain, that the man not only did not like being called an American, a country that had enslaved his distant ancestors, but that he and I had nothing whatsoever in common. The thought of the fact that he was an American, and I was an American, was almost a new concept to him… and therefore the problem.
 
Most of the people who call themselves African-Americans were born right here. They have never even seen Africa, nor likely will they.
 
It’s time they remember many lives were sacrificed to free the slaves, and two wrongs don’t make an African-American right.
 
The more they keep separating themselves from the rest of us with labeling themselves as different, the more the politicians will keep us all down.
 
It’s time these people look in the mirror each morning and say to themselves… ”I am an American. I can do anything!”
 
In fact, it wouldn’t hurt the rest of us either.
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Tibet Needs a George...Washington

Nobody Flashes Anymore!

Oh my God...yesterday, on a day usually reserved for the Irish and all their great green celebrations, the Dalai Lama announced something that was so rare for a "ruler" of a people, I practically had to check my internet cable company for possible repairs...

Could it be true? A leader of a country (the Lama in this case, of Tibet) is threatening to...resign?

Well, by the looks of him, since he is far away from all the trouble and heartache of his own people, living well and happy in New York, I really don't think resignation is going to affect him too much.

Not when you get nifty red golf hats to go along with your attire.

No disrespect to the Dali Lama, but in his religion, violence is a no-no. I'm sure that's why he left his country during the first horrible blood killing...it's really too much for a leader to have to bear. We have many of our own leaders that feel the same way...they are called lama-liberals.

In the Lama's world, people can go ahead and kill other people, and take away all rights and honor, and lands--- and one people can murder any other people, because I guess, it's just human nature.

"But's lets not fight children, or else I'll have to resign as your leader." That's his stance.

Well, that's good news. I say, let the kind man from Tibet go on and hold "God" in his body...and keep living as a wonderful, kind old guy for us all to wonder about.

Let some other noble person take up the cause of protecting innocent lives.

And maybe, if the Tibetian people get really lucky, the next Lama will be a reincarnation of George Washington.

They could use a break.
In the meantime, I suggest we all send the Dalai more hats!

 

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Nobody Bans Depression!

Nobody Reports on a Monday: Well…is nothing scared anymore? Not according to Shawn Clancy of New York. He’s banning the singing of Danny Boy on St Patrick’s Day in his bar.
The guy’s an idiot.
 
I can think of a lot of things I myself would ban if I had a chance: those stupid plastic boxes on clothes in all your “finer” stores, Michael Jackson’s nose, solar lawn lights, half of my computer, most of my e-mail spam, potholes, unclean public restrooms, rats, the guy who’s singing Pirates songs in the bar because he didn’t go to mycreditreport.com, and Hillary’s Clinton's Cackle…
 
But to ban the singing of Danny Boy on St. Patrick’s day is like telling a woman about to give birth to---hey---just keep in inside, would ya?
 
Shawn was on TV telling the whole world he was doing it as a favor…Why we should all be happy, it’s a depressing song.
 
But then he let out the REAL reason he is banning it. It’s purely selfish. There is only so many times you can hear Danny Boy sung in your lifetime without going nuts, and Shawn has hit his nutty tolerance level. In fact, he probably hit when he was thirteen.
 
To be fair to him, I can understand his lack of, compassion. I myself, for many years worked at pubs on St. Patty’s day (as the entertainer) …and on that night alone, everyone knows someone who wants to get up and sing that song. And if you don’t let them sing it, you are damned to hell, and so is your mother---trust me.
 
These people live all year just to sing Danny Boy on St. Patrick ’s Day in front of their friends. And on St. Patty’s day, you don’t have to be Irish to start drinking at ten in the morning. By the time you get to eight in the evening, most everyone is primed for the big cry. And that’s what it is---a big group hug-cry, which ends up as a bonding moment of pure satisfaction to everyone in the bar.
 
And there’s the one note that everyone wants to hold out for as long as they can…because well, it’s a contest of who can hold that one note the longest…
 
 "AND I”LL BE HEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEREEEEEREEEEEREEE In sunshine and in shadow…oh Danny Boy , Oh Danny Boy I love you SOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" (whew! )
 
 I tell ya, there was many a night while I was playing the piano on St. Patty’s day, and there was always some guy who just had to come up and sing it again, (after the first eleven people), because his brother had missed his first rendition…because he was at another Irish Bar singing the same song.
 
Yes, I have to agree…if you are sober and the rest of the room is drunk, hearing Danny Boy butchered for seven hours straight would probably be a good way to torture Islamic Jihadists…then let the lads take them back to the bar and drown them in green beer.
 
But, let’s get serious here. It’s one of the most beautiful songs ever written. I don’t give a mud-soaked boot who wrote it. It’s about a mother, knowing her boy is going off to defend liberty and fight for his country, and in the song he comes back alive. Which of course is all any mother wants.
 
That song will be around long after old Shawn is well be dead and buried…. which reminds me of the second verse, which nobody EVER sings, but I think says it all…
 
 "  And when ye come, and all the flowers are dying
    If I am dead, and dead I well may be
    You’ll come and find, the place where I’ll be lying
    And Kneel and say an Ava there for me 
 
    And I shall hear the softly treat of autumn 
    And on my grave shall warmer sweeter be 
    For ye will kneeeeeeeeeel and tell me that you love me 
    And I shall sleep in peace to ye come to me."
 
 Go ahead; finish the song…Oh Danny Boy….the pipes the pipes are calling…
 
Toast the boys in Iraq and all their mothers---Shawn, go on vacation.
 
So--I suggest if you’re in New York, go to O’Neill’s AJ Café where he will be having 1000 renditions of Danny Boy. Take it from an old pro…Shawn Clancy likes the song Molly Malone, which is about the stupidest song I’ve ever heard…but okay if you like cockles and Mussels.
 
I will say no more.
 
Happy St. Patty’s day, everybody---and now to the news:
 
 
Nobody’s Perfect: Any man, like New York politician, Eliot Spitzer, who would pay $5,000 for a hooker for one hour, and then do it again, has serious math issues.

Nobody’s Knows;
Was Obama doing drugs when he was in church listening to Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s God damning America? Is that why he doesn’t remember?

Nobody Cares:
As much as the Democrats want to separate church and state, it seems all they do is campaign in churches. Still, the Republicans don’t seem to care.

Nobody Wins:
When California starts down the long path of controlling and outlawing home schooling, it’s an ominous forecast for the rest of us.

Nobody’s Fool:
Isn’t it interesting that just this week that “tape” of Obama’s priest came out…how long has he been doing this hate white/America show?
 
Well…all this racial hatred is giving me the urge to just be depressed. Pardon me while I go sing…(ahem)….. “Oh Danny Boy…the Pipes, the Pipes are calling….”

Nobody
has the right to ban depression…God bless the soldiers! Pass the beer!
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Nobody Suggests Presidential Test Run

Nobody Flashes: This afternoon, President George W. Bush, son of the former President Bush, son of...came out this afternoon and gave us all a pep talk about the economy.

Anyway--being as people are fainting not only at Obama speehes but at various gas stations all over the nation when they find out what they owe after filling up their gas tanks, he figured it was high time he explained to the American people that--- well, if we don't continue on the same path he has planned we are all doomed.

Bombs will be dropped on our heads. National security is at risk.

In fact, if we do not continue to pay huge gas prices, where- oh-where will the gas companies get the money to develop alternatives fuels?

As for jobs leaving the United States, well, he said that if the population wasn't so darn stupid, those jobs would have stayed here. His plan is to get more of the kids who did not pass high school, into those cheaper community colleges where they will have to re-learn fourth grade math, and how to write a sentence, and how to treat all minorities with respect.

Then the big companies will hire them.

All I can say is--too bad we can't post this little sign on the White House front door.

Maybe we should have a "test" run for all Presidents before they assume office.

Any ideas?

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Novanglus, 2008

Nobody’s Flashes; In 1774, John Adams wrote a series of articles in the local Boston Gazette. He used a fake name, Novanglus (which means New England in Latin) in order to hide his identity.
 
Now, why should he do that? Because, if the British ministers who were running the government at the time knew who was talking against them, that person could be in fear of his well-being, to put it mildly.
 
But someone had to speak out, and John Adams did. He stated his purpose:
 
 “I have heretofore intimated my intention of pursuing the Tories through all their dark intrigues and wicked machinations, and to show the rise and progress of their schemes for enslaving this country.”
 
He then continued on in his many observations of exactly what he thought they were about to do to America. Then he said: and this is important---

“I will proceed no further without producing my evidence. Indeed, to a man who was acquainted with this junto, and had any opportunity to watch their motions, observe their language, and remark their countenances, for these last twelve years, no other evidence is necessary; it was plain to such persons what this junto were about.”
 
Well, that’s exactly how I feel, when writing about our current government and the top people who, completely against our forefathers intentions, grab the reigns of power with such velocity that they now can dictate where we live, what we eat, how much money they can take from us, and how we will hand our children over to the state, and how we’d better not complain about it when they take our freedoms away.
 
This junto makes the first junto look meek in comparison.
 
I seem to have caused a minor upset yesterday when I wrote and hinted at the Clintons being somehow involved in the Splitzer scandal. After all, the Clintons vast history of controlling every single aspect of the political process has been well documented for years now---by Newsmax, by the Drudge Report, by World Net Daily…by common people that worked for them.
 
By their very own words and books.
 
 
As John Adams would say…”no other evidence is necessary” for even hinting at the “intrigues and wicked machinations” of these two megalomaniacs who wish to take over the world and make it their own laboratory of experimental social engineering.
 
Now, it seems the last place for the lowly “citizens” voice, is the internet. Of course the internet is run by Al Gore and his Google buddies. And even though it’s a bit freer here in America, you can rant all you want on it, but they will get you, just like the Tories in John’s day, if you talk against their favorite Kings.
 
They can control what is read. And if you are conservative, you will be censored.
 
I don’t know how to solve this problem. But in my own time on this earth, I have watched America and it’s good patriotic citizens attacked on every level by it’s bloated Congress and ex-Presidents who seen to be at the mercy of whatever corporation or country can give them the most money.
 
We have had our own Presidents and Congress attack its own people. We have been called “vigilantes, addicted to oil, wasteful, and stupid.”
 
We have watched time and again our rulers break laws a common citizen would be jailed for, and go on to lead lucrative lives. You don’t have to be a genius like John Adams, to see what’s happening.
 
John Adams bravely stood up to the Tories, as did his cousin Sam, and because they were brave enough, (along with all the other brave founders) to help form a resistance to the British, America became the greatest country in history.
 
Thank God they did.
 
 “There are but two sorts of men in the world, freemen and slaves. The very definition of a freeman is one who is bound by no law to which he has not consented.” “When luxury, effeminacy, and venality are arrived at such a shocking pitch in England; when both electors and elected are become on mass of corruption; when the nation is oppressed to death with debts and taxes, owing to their own extravagance and want of wisdom, what would be your conditions under such an absolute subjection to parliament? You would not only be slaves, but the most abject sort of slaves, to the worst sort of masters! At least this is my opinion.”
 
So spoke Novanglus.
 
So, in my "Nobody’s Opinion", I am not sorry to have caused any kind of discomfort to Google, or the Clintons, or any person who intends to make America a part of some vast global dream of utopian socialist spam, dreamed up by self-made Kings. That is not what our ancestors fought for.
 
Free speech should be fought for with every opinionated breathe. And if we don’t speak up in masses against this blatant slaverocracy that is being pushed on us at an excruciating pace, our children will never know the light of what it’s like to be a free man, or woman.
 
Do we want to just go along with every single rule and law they decide is for our own good? Rationing our water, our food, our medical education, our children’s education, our housing, our businesses, and what we can watch on Televisions? Is that what we want?
 
Well, not me. I’m the seventh granddaughter of the original Henry Adams, my name is Novanglus. I may be a nobody--- but I’m mad as hell.
 
 
And my God---you should be too, that's MY opinion.
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Only Their Protstitutes Know for Sure

Nobody’s Opinion: It’s certainly a good thing we have the breaking news of another hypocritical, sex crazed, corrupting New York politician scandal on TV today.
 
By wisely resigning his governorship, New Yorker, Eliot Spitzer…well, let’s just say, instead of being prosecuted as he should be, will go on to work in a wonderful corporate job, where he will make more money than he ever dreamed of.
 
Dubai is waiting.
 
Besides, another day of Obama’s resounding victory over Hillary Clinton in yet another black state would just be too much for the old gal to bear---especially since she is claiming superiority over the black man named Obama.
 
Having control over what goes on the news is very important at this time. What---they can’t control the news? Will a pig eat cooked turkey?
 
While standing in line yesterday at my local K-Mart, I noticed that every single tabloid had some disgusting heading on Obama…he was a gay, he was a Muslim, he was found sucking blood from a dead baby in the middle of a Satanic ritual….
 
Well, the dead baby sucking I made up. But hey, the point here is---where were the Hillary scandal pieces?
 
(At this moment in my writing, I must inform the reader that I am purposely restraining myself on the many various comparisons I could use with the two words…Hillary and “suck.” But, don’t let that stop you.)
 
This story came at a most convenient time for the Clintons. Wolf Blizer was quick to compare the brave “stand by your man” moment from Hillary when she stood by Bill’s “it’s not sex if it’s oral” moment with Monica Lewinsky. And look how brave Mrs. Spitzer is; standing by her man.
 
She looked more like his mom, than his wife.
 
Please.
 
What else are women who marry into power and money going to do? If they say anything like, “He’s a scumbag and I’m divorcing him tomorrow.” the consequences might be graver for them then any of us know.
 
No, they too are accustomed to the power and wealth of their husbands, something they could not achieve on their own. Giving up trips to the Bahamas, maids, limo’s, daily trips to the spa’s, and in Hillary’s case, a chance at the Presidency, the White House, and a new Air Force One.
 
Nope.
 
Anyway, it’s not their humiliation.
 
But this morning, the actual truth came out of a prostitute who was on a talk show. She said that all these politicians feel they are above the law. She mentioned that a mayor of Louisiana had spent over six figures on her after three years, and that the estimation of $80,000 was probably very low for Mr. Spitzer. She also believes it is the taxpayers who pay for these expensive trysts of relaxation.
 
These men are from the “old boys club” and they usually protect each other’s back. As she pointed out, the prostitutes go to jail, the ‘Johns’ are never touched. Unless they are politicians who need to be gotten rid of.
 
So the real question here is; Who wanted Spitzer gone? Who did he offend? Who wanted the blind guy from Harlem, the place where Bill Clinton has his famous offices, as the new runner?
 
Who do you think?
 
Everyone sat for hours around their TV’s this morning waiting for the fallen governor to speak, only to watch him get into his big SUV in the middle of Manhattan, drive a few blocks and get out…to announce his resignation.
 
This took over two hours, enough time for him to have at least three more prostitute visits, lunch with his wife, and drinks with Bill Clinton.
 
Not that he did those things. (But then again, how do we know?)
 
No, it’s all about timing. Politicians are experts at being rude. Making everyone around them wait for hours for them to show up---hours that could be spent in much more productive ways (like working) is par for the course.
 
One thing this whole story makes you wonder is; just how many of our trusted politicians are making money in criminal activities for themselves, while at the same time, putting their competition out of business?
 
The prostitute said she had once asked her “John” mayor why the streets of New Orleans were always so full of pot-holes, and why didn’t they fix them? His answer---they needed that money to buy drugs.
 
So the question here is: Why is it our country is still so full of drugs and prostitution?
 
Only their prostitutes know for sure.
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Govenment Green Stamps

Nobody Flashes: The boys on Wall Street are very excitied today, because once again the govenment has come to the rescue of the failing economy in order to find off that nasty thing called recession.

They have begun issuing billions upon billions, upon trillons of green stamps to all banks that got hit with all that outstanding debt...and also to all the people who just cannot pay off those big pesky house loans.

Green stamps were also found in the bedroom of the number nine governor, Eliot Spitzer, now known in local cirlces as George (the not so sly) Fox--- and his Emperor Club VIP vixen, proving that the value of these stamps is worth more than the American dollar!

Arnold is giving them out faster than his governor jet can handle them.

Once again, our great and noble govenment is at work for the American people!

....green stamps can be purchased at your local post office.

(Please, don't try this at home)

 

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Nobody Reports on a Monday: The Dream Team is not a Dream

Nobody’s Reports on a Monday:
Boy, those Clintons are a tease, aren’t they? They had all the talk shows on Sunday hopelessly panting out exciting pictures of the “dream team.” The Clinton/Obama ticket. Old Bubba was out there getting all those old women all gooey eyed. George Stephanopoulos was so excited, he probably went off his meds for a whole day.
 
Bill Clinton made sure to explain why this dream team would work so well…why Hillary would get all the rural areas, and Obama could get all the urban! He said they would be an unstoppable force. In other words, Hillary could get the white women’s vote, and Obama could get all the black’s vote.
 
If you’re a white man, I feel sorry for you. You’re a dying breed.
 
But, don’t hold your breathe.
 
First off, the Clintons don’t need Obama on a “dream team” ticket to win. They would win the black votes by default against a Republican. Besides---Obama is weak on the Mexican vote, and Hillary needs that Mexican vote against McCain. Maybe that’s why Bill Richardson is growing that Che Guevara mustache look.
 
Does anyone doubt that Hillary will grab the super delegates? Does anyone doubt that a re-vote of “sent-in” ballots in banana-boat Florida, will have her win by a huge majority? Does anyone doubt that the Clintons planned this like a chess game all along?
 
Well, it seems Bill Bradley does. “The Clintons do not do long term-planning.”
 
Right---Bill Clinton has his picture taken at seventeen with John F. Kennedy. Bill Clinton has lunch with David Rockefeller before he gets into Oxford. Hillary Clinton gives up lucrative feminist career to go to Arkansas.
 
“Eight years for him, eight years for her.”
 
The thought that the great Hillary Clinton would accept anything less than the Presidency is almost laughable. Hillary is used to having power, as VP she would have none. She would have more power as a Senator, where she can control the Senate and the House and Ways Committee.
 
How ever you look at it, somehow, someway, Hillary will end up President, or on the Supreme Court.
 
So, build your “dream” babies now, before it’s too late.

Nobody’s Perfect---
Because we all loved Ronald Reagan so much, it’s getting harder and harder to put up with that loopy kid of his, you know---the one who used to be a ballet dancer. It seems he thinks getting rid of the Electoral College would be a great thing, and we should do it right away.
 
Right. We’ll just let Los Angles and New York decide all American Presidents from now on. Why should Detroit, Iowa, or god forbid, Nashville, Tennessee have any say?
 
Obviously, someone dropped this boy on his head during a Swan Lake rehearsal.
 
They should have dropped him in Swan Lake.
 
 Nobody Knows--- John McCain is having a hard time hiding that big lump on the side of his face. It was clear last week that all the news stations were trying to hide it with a “brown” shadow…which came out looking like your two-year old was painting with his crayons and missed the lines. I bet on blue-ray, it was even funnier.
 
The fact that the media is even hiding it should tell you something.
 
And they wonder why we don’t trust them.

Nobody Cares---
It’s being reported that America is being drugged through our water system. Even bottled water has traces of a staggering 56 pharmaceuticals that come out of our urine and into our water system and right back into our bodies.
 
So that’s why we all feel like old potato skins.
 
Even half of those people who have “happy” genes are not going to survive the mood alternating tranquilizers, hormones, anticonvulsants, and who knows what else, floating in their taps.
 
How long have they been telling us all to “Drink at least eight glasses of water a day?”
 
So---why aren’t our water systems being purified?
 
Well, surprise…Virgina Beach has good water, which tells you they know exactly what they are doing.

Nobody Wins---
Just a thought. George Bush, Rupert Murdock, Anne Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, all support Hillary for President. Hillary can’t lose with the Republicans helping to get her elected too.

Nobody’s Fool;
Is it me, or is this all been fixed? Well, get your ticket and stand in line. The nightmare of a liberal “dream” world is soon to become an HD living-color reality show.
 
No wonder the water is drugged.
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Go Ahead Bill, Take My Change...

Nobody’s Opinion: One of my favorite stories of Jesus is the morning he gave his famous “sermon” on the mound speech. I love that speech. And what’s particularly special about it, is that it was free to the public.
Imagine…one of the most spectacular lectures ever given on earth, and it was free!
 
Jesus was a big giver. He gave his thoughts, his time, his healing abilities, his love, and his life. The poor people everywhere flocked to him like ants to a big TollHouse chocolate-chip cookie.
 
And why not? He was the real deal. He was not there to rip them off, but to fill their souls with truth. The truth of justice and right, and that really, all people were equal under God, even the poor goat-herder.
 
All he asked in return was kindness to your fellow man---and faith.
If you were low on goat’s milk that day, he didn’t think you should starve just because someone in the next town was having a hard time.
 
Then along came the Catholic Church, which yearly grew bigger, more expensive, more and more elaborate, and filled with more riches than any previous Roman Empire.
 
And like many empires before them, the Catholic Church grabbed up vast lands. They refused to let their priests marry to keep the lands in the hands of the church. The Catholic Church grew humongous and became very expensive to maintain.
 
Well, someone had to pay for all that extravagance, and so…the poor people were made to “tithe” at least 10 percent of their income to the church.
 
They used Jesus’ own words to justify this tithe. “It is more blessed to give than to receive.”
 
The Church’s corruption grew so great, that it spawned Martin Luther, (not King) who brought religion back down to the people again.
 
Yes, give to the church. And if the guy next to you puts in a ten-dollar bill in that plate, and you can only afford fifty cents…shame on you.
 
Now the concept of “tithing” is being used once again, by our current soon-to-be President in sharing, Hillary Clinton’s better half, Bill.
 
Welcome to the new planned church of global government “titling” of the human race. The church is called, Clinton’s Global Initiative. It’s all in his new book, Giving.
 
Imagine---Hillary Clinton is running for President, talking about all the big profits she will take from the oil companies---talking about taking money from some and giving it to others, and her husband, the ex-President writes a book about “giving,” and no one in the world reads it.
Unbelievably!
 
 Yes, Bill Clinton needs money. And he starts with suggesting that every single person on this planet should give their time, money, and talents to NGO organizations, most of whom work in coordination with Bill’s Clintons Global Initiative, so that that all the people of the world can be equal.
 
“If we all gave according to our ability, the positive impact would be staggering.” he says.
 
Yes, Bill is clever. Better to disguise this redistribution in the cloak of Jesus than Karl Marx.
 
Bill would prefer everyone to give at least 10 percent of our money to this global goal. Remember, this is after we pay all state, federal, and excise taxes.
 
Sure Bill---I’ll just grab my pennies from my change jar, and see what I can come up with.
 
He also thinks it would be nice if we spent our vacations helping ‘the disadvantaged.’
 
Wait---didn’t the bankers just help a whole bunch of ‘disadvantaged’?
 
In his chapter, “How Much Should You Give and Why?” he goes for the big bananas. “If the top one percent simply give 5 percent of their income to meet the goals…” (The United Nation Millennium Goals, where poverty is completely abolished on the earth.) He figures that would be $9.2 billion. “If the top 10 percent would give one percent of their incomes to the cause it would raise another $17.2 billion...” And he goes on and on with his calculator figuring it all out…and boy, it’s great.
 
In other words, Bill has been very busy gathering data on everyone’s wealth and figuring just how much he wants of it.
 
Then he goes for the poor. “Even if the gift is relatively small, millions of contributions from the other 90 percent, aided by the Internet, could equal or surpass the total giving by the wealthy Americans.”
 
Pay attention to that word: Americans.
 
Well, he’s doing pretty good getting the rich to deliver. After all, when government works with you on mandating new energy laws, companies have whole new markets opened up for them to exploit with the government’s help. Ban the light bulb and GE’s got a whole new product.
 
But getting the poor, who are getting poorer, to fork up, well, that’s a bit hard.
 
So, all the democratic candidates are talking about mandatory community service which started under Bill Clinton’s administration. Our high school students can’t read, but they sure can pick up trash, thanks to mandated community service required for graduation.
 
Bill and Hillary already have schools training thousands of new public servants to be placed around the globe, mostly “minorities” paid to work for the new church of Bill Clinton’s Global Initiative.
 
Excuse me. Did not Jesus kick the money bags out of his local church?
 
Despite what they’d like you to think, Bill Clinton is not Jesus, and Hillary is no saint, and I’ll take my chances with Jesus before I “tithe” anything to Bubba and his global inching fingers.
 
Go ahead Bill…take my change.
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You Have Two Cows....

Nobody’s Flash of the day: This is going around the “e-mails.” Maybe you’ve seen it, maybe not. There is no claim to authorship on it, so because I have no idea who wrote it, I can’t tell you. Nevertheless…enjoy.
 
HOW THE WORLD OF POLITICS WORKS;
 
DEMOCRATIC: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You fell guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?

SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

AMERICAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
 
AMERICAN STYLE BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the mild down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up. You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

FRENCH CORPORATION: You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don’t know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORTATION: You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION: You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don’t milk them because you cannot touch any creature’s private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternative to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION: You have two cows They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION: You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION: You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he’s French, other times he’s Flemish. The Flemish cow won’t share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish’s cow’s milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy.
 
 FLOIRIDA CORPORATION: You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking cow. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can’t figure how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION:
You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegal’s. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
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Is Rush Desparate?

Nobody’s Opinion: Here in “middle” America, I have some grim news---news that should be related and passed on to those “conservative” voices on all our radio stations. Marching orders were put out last week for all “conservatives” to vote for Hillary in the primaries, in order to keep her in the race. Yes, they were asking us all to commit an excruciating and nauseating act. Go to the voting booth, register as democrats, and lie with our votes in order to serve a more noble purpose---the purpose of saving the Republican Party by putting Hillary in as the nominee.
 
Evidently they are scared of the great Obama.
 
It worked. Hillary finally won a few states. She can now go in for the kill.
 
Right before Tuesday’s primaries, Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham, and Sean Hannity, spent major time attacking Barack, and asking conservative voters to go vote for Hillary. This morning they were absolutely gleeful with their own powerful success.
 
While Rush, Laura, and Sean, are completely happy to try to “force” us to elect John McCain…because John is a continuation of the current “liberal” in the White House, George W. Bush, many of us with any sense of integrity left…won’t be voting at all. I don’t care what “scare” tactics they use, this is one election many will not attend.
 
Therefore, Hillary will win. No matter how much the radio conservative pundits think they can use our hatred against Hillary to get us to go vote for McCain, many already know that McCain will continue on the One-Global Party tract of “globalization,” no borders, socialism, and corporate/government fascism. Amnesty will come in the first few months.
 
And on top of that, John McCain seems to be an even more unstable man when it comes to starting a war. Look at him. He looks like he a walking ad for electrical shock. The man never smiles. He has promised unending war. The pundits should know better.
 
Instead of sticking to the principles that conservatism was set on, ones to which they have been preaching to us for years and years, these pundits are willing to sacrifice America (that’s you and me folks) for another eight years in order not to lose the “conservative” party to which they belong.
 
Pathetic.
 
Uh…hello?
 
The Republican Party no longer exists. John McCain and George W. Bush are irrefutable proof. What planet are you guys on?
 
But, let’s say their plan works. What will we have? We’ll have another George W. Bush, who has continued to expand on the vast damage done by the Clinton administration, relentlessly working toward global corporate domination, at the expense of American sovereignty.
 
Both parties act as willing puppets of the vast international corporate/government/banking complex. You won’t hear any of the pundits attack that, because they work for them.
 
Eerily, it was during George W. Bush’s administration that cameras silently went up on every corner. It was during George W. Bush’s term that we entered a war in the name of “National Security.” He likes that excuse so much, that he now enters trade agreements in the name of “National Security.” If national security was really important to Bush, he would have secured our borders after 9/1l.
 
So, what’s with Rush? Is he so desperate he resorts to dishonesty? Using the Clintonian game plan against them is really fun? The ends justify the means? Power is addicting?
 
Well, I for one am not going to go against my own conscious and vote for John McCain just because Rush Limbaugh tells me to. Much to Rush’s lament, the Independent class is growing. Now it seems, only in the Independent class can you remain a true Patriot.
 
Sorry Rush, your game plan stinks. I’m not going to offend the memories of all the men who died for this country by giving into such idiotic logic because, whoever wins, it’s not going to matter.
 
If Hillary becomes President, she will be joined by John McCain in every Marxist rule she passes. If John becomes President, he will give into her every demand.
 
The past is our record.
 
And sorry to inform all you pundits, but the Clintons are not going away.
 
The United States is becoming a party-of-one, and neither party seems worth saving.
 
So radio pundits…start shoveling the snow, you’re digging your own ditch. This is the time to fight for our country, like you have all been doing for years…
 
Not put off facing the truth in front of you.
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A Nation in Suspense!

Nobody Flashes: All over America today, people are glued to their television sets because two nail-biting events are going on simultaneously at the same time.

If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, we could be $&%...

If Obama wins Texas and Ohio, we could be *%*$..

If it continues to snow, rain, hail, and tornado...we could be $*%&...

Then again...we are also being told that Russian President Putin, is having a rock concert for his "successor" which will soon be available on download to your I-Pod, along with a year's subscription to Time Magazine, including the special edition of last year's (2007) copy of "Man of the Year," who was---President Putin!

Yes, Putin no doubt will come to save us all when the time is right.

Untill then, the suspense continues!

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Nobody Reports On a Monday: ARE You Safe With Hillary?

Nobody’s Opinion: Its three a.m.. Hillary Clinton is President and is sleeping soundly in her bed. A phone call comes in from Homeland Security Chief, Madeline Albright, to tell Hillary that Iran has launched a nuclear attack on Israel. China simultaneously launched several nukes currently on the way to Los Angles. But, Hillary has given strict orders that she is not to be disturbed. All calls are to be handled by her husband, Bill Clinton, who after all, was President for eight years.
 
Besides, Bill is a regular night owl.
 
Ring….Ring…Ring...
“Yeah,”
 
“Hello, this is the White House Operator; I have an emergency call for the President.”
 
 “What’s the matter?”
 
“Sir, I need to talk to President Clinton.”
 
 “You’re talking to him, sweetie.”
 
“No sir, I need to talk to President Hillary Clinton, sir: it’s imperative.”
 
 “Well, I can’t wake her up. Besides, I can help you…hey, what’s your name?”
 
“Monica, sir.”
 
 “You’re kidding? Well---I knew a Monica once…you don’t happen to be her cousin?"
 
 “No sir…I must put this call through sir, it’s from Albright.”
 
 “Hey, what are you wearing?”
 
 “Sir, its imperative I talk to the President.”
 
 “Honey, I wouldn’t wake her up right now. Besides, she knows I can handle whatever comes in…go ahead and put Mattie on, it’s okay.”
 
The operator puts Albright through.
 
“Bill, we have a very dangerous situation. Iran has launched, China has launched. I need to talk to Hillary.”
 
“You know I can’t wake her, Mattie. Worse case scenario, they’re just trying to bluff us. I’ll talk to em’. I’ve been meaning to get them all over for a game of golf in Dubai….”
 
The phone goes dead.
 
 Bill calls the operator. “Hello?” “Hi honey, this is the President. What happened to that call?”
 
 “I don’t know sir, the line went dead. In fact, all the lines went dead.”
 
 “Oh, that’s probably those Republicans, trying to shut the White House down again. Well, I can sit this one out too. You know last time this happened, I had a good time with that other Monica that I knew. I’d better come down there and check it out. Now, don’t you worry honey, I’ll be there in a minute…hey…you’re not wearing a blue dress are you?”
 
“No sir.”
 
 “Well then---don’t you move.”
 
 *****
 
Is it me? Or is this imaginary scenario just a little too real? Hillary’s ad in Texas last week, insinuating that if the country was in danger, we’d need her, was a real scream. Hillary claiming to have the ability to protect us from a terrorist attack is about as convincing as President Bush or John McCain saying they are going to secure our borders.
 
In fact, I’d believe in a fictitious Harry Potter using his wizard’s wand to protect us, before I’d believe that Hillary Clinton would even try.

Nobody’s Perfect
: President Bush made the headlines last week when he was truly surprised to find out that gas was up to $4.00 a gallon. I must admit, his face looked like a calculating machine was going on in his head, perhaps running up stock dividend numbers for his portfolio. With Carl Rove gone, I bet we see more of these ‘stupid’ Bush moments in time.

Nobody Knows: Earth’s Liberation Front (ELF) set fire last night to a beavy of rich homes in Washington State. They claimed all the materials used in the home were not “green.” So…why isn’t Al Gore condemning this act of Al Gorian terror?
 
 Nobody Cares: Evidently, Hillary, who keeps running like she’s right out of a sixties feminist playbook, doesn’t see the contradiction of holding onto her “adult” daughter’s hand every time she’s on stage.
 
 Nobody Wins: Sheryl Crow, in this month’s Readers Digest said, “How will the record industry, which is suffering because people don’t feel they need to pay for music anymore” survive? Sheryl, that deep thinker, does not understand that the liberal notion of “giving” everything to everyone for free is responsible for this “new” free trade market that both parties adhere to.
 
Free trade is a good thing---unless the government is involved in all trade agreements, then your “right” to free trade is gone.

Nobody’s Fool
: I am getting so sick of this constant “American President Idol” contest, that I’m watching old “I Love Lucy” reruns. How about you? It seems to me, it’s more about getting America primed for the new communistic programs of redistribution and Universal Health Care, than an actual election.
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But---President Bush CAN Fly!

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Today, many people in America were flabergasted that our President, George W. Bush, did not know that the price of a gallon of gas was $4.00 dollars. He also said that the economy was just fine, and we were not in a recession. He is confident that McCain is going to win the election.
We now see, just how early this problem started.
 
Yes, only in America can a rich man grow up to be wealthy, President, AND illiterate! Good thing he knows how to fly a plane!
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