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Nobody's Perfect: Brittany Spears

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 1:13:20 AM
   Nobody's Perfect: Brittany Spears
NOTE: MEN...I know it's hard..but please, let me as a female, who is not distracted by the obvious that most men notice first...those loving eyes..let me point out that never have I ever seen a "dimple" on an elbow. Have you? So, if the dimple is "fake" then realize that what you are seeing...MAY not be real. This could be that new and sometimes expensive sensation...called...body-synching. I'm just saying...
 
****I know it's a mute point..

On my “Nobody’s Perfect” day, I’m finding it hard to stick to just one person…especially after having just witnessed the biggest bunch of morons who ever walked the Halls of Congress on a Saturday night. So, I’ll just stick to one: Brittany Spears, wins the “Nobody’s Perfect” award of the week.
 
It seems that many thousands of people walked out of Brittany’s concert in Australia recently when they figured out she was lip-synching her songs. The article didn’t say just how long it took the audience to figure this out, but I’m guessing probably within the first ten minutes, or when she couldn’t see her teleprompter, because her hair got in the way.
 
I first saw this phenomenon of lip-synching about 20 years ago at my first and only Rolling Stones concert. I witnessed Keith Richards literally fall down…completely off the stage, and his guitar went down too. Mick went after him…and then I noticed—the song went on! Even though neither one of them were at a microphone or a guitar!! It took them both quite some time to get up.

“Look! Look! GOD! Did he break his leg?! Is he dead! How come he is still playing the guitar? Wait, his guitar fell over…there! He’s still on his face! Is he going to get up? Oh, no…he’s dead. ”
 
 
Nobody of course was listening to me. There was not a crash or a skip in “Jumping Jack Flash”…no big electronic feedback, (guitars usually make a LOT of noise when dropped.) nope…
 
This nobody was astounded---not at the fact that the great Rolling Stones were lip-synching, I mean, come on…Mick Jagger has to be on some kind of amphetamine endorsed coma--- Nobody can dance and sing for four hours without running out of breathe…and Mick Jagger never, ever, ever, runs out of breath. 
 
No, I was astounded that they were so bloody well good at it! Lip-synching! Since I spent half my life in bands, I actually KNOW what happens and how it sounds when the guitar player falls down and remains unconscious. It’s pretty much like a 747 taking off backwards. I mean, in LIVE music, everyone onstage goes--.”ahhhhh” and then starts another song… ”Okay, folks, looks like our guitar player had just a little too much, wax on his shoes…so…he’ll be back, we’re taking a short break, we need to pick him up…so.…don’t you go away!”
 
I also witnessed a saxophone player once play with a broken jaw the whole night because he had been beaten up on the way to the job and robbed, so therefore, he needed the money. (I witnessed this because, I, as the leader of the band, (playing drums) was in sheer mortal fear the whole night that he might fall down any second from his injuries and loss of blood, and the whole BAND wouldn’t get paid!) We needed the money just to get back to town. None of us wanted to spend the night in the van, in the middle of winter.
 
(Sorry about getting off the title…band memories just happen…like bad gas.)
 
Anyway, because I was actually the only person at that concert who was NOT stoned and who realized that the Rolling Stones were just playing along with their own recording--I really didn’t care. I’m thinking at least half the acts do it now. Especially if there is a lot of dancing, you can bet they do. They just turn up the mikes when they talk…it’s all rehearsed.
 
Still, the Aussies have an excellent point. If you are going to pay that much money, then you deserve to hear the singer actually sing! Right?
 
So, Brittany’s Not Perfect. She can’t dance and sing at the same time. She also likes to go bald headed. But, I will cut her some slack here. After all, Drew Barrymore once stood up on Dave Letterman’s desk and boob-flashed him. Someday, Brittany will admit that she really is a Lesbian, and we’ll all feel better about the whole thing. I also suggest she get that dimple fixed.
 
Okay, that made no sense…But right now, it doesn't matter because if you are actaully reading this, then you must be female. Nobody else made it to the end of this blog, they are still looking at Brittany's lovely eyes...
 
Proving that even if Brittany is not perfect, she is perfect enough. 
 
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Nobody Reports on a Monday: Dead Quiz 3

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, November 09, 2009 12:51:35 AM
Nobody Reports on a Monday:
In case you missed it--Nancy Pelosi passed her version of Universal Health Care...late on a Saturday night.
 
It goes pretty much like this---

Dead Quiz One: Patient is Sick
Dead Quiz Two: Government comes in and treats patient---(see picture)

Dead Quiz Three; Patient is Expendable...next patient.
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Nobody Reads Favorite E-mail

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, November 07, 2009 10:54:49 PM
Nobody Reads E-Mail: One Angry Lady
 
 It’s Saturday night! Time for me to pick out a favorite e-mail and post it. Maybe you got it---maybe you didn’t, but I think, after watching the Congress actually work today, it's perfect.
When in your lifetime do you ever remember seeing that happen? It was a wonder, really.
 
This letter, written by “one angry lady” seemed to fit the day. Bless her heart. Besides…it was nice to see that there are other women out there that have been just as angry…as this cranky nobody!
 
Here it is:
 
One Angry Lady-- This letter was sent to the Wall Street Journal on August 8, 2008 by Alisa Wilson, Ph.D. Of Beverly Hills , CA . in response to the Wall Street Journal article titled "Where's The Outrage?" that appeared July 31, 2008.
 
 
Really. I can tell you where the outrage is. The outrage is here, in this middle-aged, well-educated, upper-middle class woman. The outrage is here, but I have no representation, no voice. The outrage is here, but no one is listening for who am I?
 
I am not a billionaire like George Soros that can fund an entire political movement.. I am not a celebrity like Barbra Streisand that can garner the attention of the press to promote political candidates. I am not a film maker like Michael Moore or Al Gore that can deliver misleading movies to the public.
 
The outrage is here, but unlike those with money or power, I don't know how to reach those who feel similarly in order to effect change. Why am I outraged? I am outraged that my country, the United States of America , is in a state of moral and ethical decline. There is no right or wrong anymore, just what's fair.
 
Is it fair that millions of Americans who overreached and borrowed more than they could afford are now being bailed out by the government and lending institutions to stave off foreclosure? Why shouldn't these people be made to pay the consequences for their poor judgment? When my husband and I purchased our home, we were careful to purchase only what we could afford. Believe me, there are much larger, much nicer homes that I would have loved to have purchased.
 
But, taking responsibility for my behavior and my life, I went with the house that we could afford, not the house that we could not afford. The notion of personal responsibility has all but died in our country. I am outraged, that the country that welcomed my mother as an immigrant from Hitler's Nazi Germany and required that she and her family learn English now allows itself to be overrun with illegal immigrants and worse, caters to those illegal immigrants.
 
I am outraged that my hard-earned taxes help support those here illegally. That the Los Angeles Publi c School District is in such disarray that I felt it incumbent to send my child to private school, that every time I go to the ATM, I see "do you want to continue in English or Spanish?", that every time I call the bank, the phone company , or similar business, I hear "press 1 for English or press 2 for Spanish."
 
WHY? This is America , our common language is English and attempts to promote a bi- or multi-lingual society are sure to fail and to marginalize those who cannot communicate in English.
 
I am outraged at our country's weakness in the face of new threats on American traditions from Muslims. Just this week, Tyson's Food negotiated with its union to permit Muslims to have Eid-al-Fitr as a holiday instead of Labor Day. What am I missing? Yes, there is a large Somali Muslim population working at the Tyson's plant in Tennessee . Tennessee , last I checked, is still part of the United States .
 
If Muslims want to live and work here, they should be required to live and work by our American Laws and not impose their will on our long history.
 
In the same week, Random House announced that they had indefinitely delayed the publication of The Jewel of Medina, by Sherry Jones, a book about the life of Mohammed's wife, Aisha due to fear of retribution and violence by Muslims.
 
When did we become a nation ruled by fear of what other immigrant groups want? It makes me so sad to see large corporations cave rather than stand proudly on the principles that built this country. I am outraged because appeasement has never worked as a political policy, yet appeasing Mahmoud Ahmadine jad is exactly what we are trying to do.
 
An excellent article, also published recently in the Wall Street Journal, went through over 20 years of history and why talking with Iran has been and will continue to be ineffective. Yet talk, with a madman no less, we continue to do.
 
Have we so lost our moral compass and its ability to detect evil that we will not go in and destroy Iran 's nuclear program? Would we rather wait for another Holocaust for the Jews - one which they would be unlikely to survive? When does it end?
 
As if the battle for good and evil isn't enough, now come the Environmentalists who are so afraid of global warming that they want to put a Bag tax on grocery bags in California; to eliminate Mylar balloons; to establish something as insidious as the recycle police in San Francisco.
 
I do my share for the environment: I recycle, I use water wisely, I installed an energy efficient air conditioning unit. But when and where does the lunacy stop?
 
Ahmadinejad wants to wipe Israel off the map, the California economy is being overrun by illegal immigrants, and the United States of America no longer knows right from wrong, good from evil. So what does California do? Tax grocery bags.
 
So, America , although I can tell you where the outrage is, this one middle-aged, well-educated, upper middle class woman is powerless to do anything about it. I don't even feel like my vote counts because I am so outnumbered by those who disagree with me.
 
Alisa Wilson, Ph.D. Beverly Hills , California

There are a lot more out there, including myself, who think just like Alisa Wilson. The only difference is that she put her thoughts in an email that will reach thousands. I would like to keep this going in the hope that, eventually, WE will again become the Majority and help to return our nation to being "One Nation with One Language and One Set of Laws". How about YOU ????
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The Sorrow, The Anger...The Rainbow in the Night

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, November 07, 2009 1:16:22 AM
Nobody Flashes: I won't even pretend to write tonight. All I can think about is that, somewhere, great despair and pain is being felt, by the parents and families of those brave soldiers that were slaughtered yesterday, in the one place they should have felt safe.
And FOR WHAT?
 
There was no reason in the world that these fine young souls should have been killed just because of our "political" correctness. For too many years our fine young soldiers have given their lives for truth and honor, only to be spit on by the very bureaucracy that asks them to give their lives, so that they can keep ruling. And for too many years, our leaders have sacrificed them like lambs.
 
I went on my usual walk around the block tonight, and as some of you may know, I have written before about my Muslim neighbors. The ones that hate my dogs, and give me looks to kill. They have a hard time pretending..
 
I've called the FBI, but I'm ignored.
 
For over a year now, their house has been dark...nevertheless, someone mows the lawn, and keep up the appearance weekly. They even have parked a very expensive car in the driveway, but it hasn't moved in over 6 months. It gives me the creeps every time I walk passed it.
 
The house is ALWAYS dark...and empty. Until tonight.
 
All the lights were on, and the many satellite dishes were tuned high to the sky...aimed and overheating. There was no doubt in my mind my mysterious Muslim neighbors were celebrating. Some would say they are scared...but I beg to differ...they are now gleeful, and feel powerful.
 
Every American has to be furious tonight, and it's time we get furious. Not at the Muslims among us, but at the very thugs and elites who aim to rule us into an early grave. Those that want to destroy America.

Those that will let others destroy America.
 
Those elite rulers who won't let us succeed at anything...war, life, or competition. They want us stupid, powerless, stoned...and dependent on them and the big global corporations that feed them. And they are entrenched in both parties.
 
Here's how you tell: If they have been there longer than eight years...they are part of it. It's pretty simple. If they go from the government, to being media pundits, listen carefully. Go by their actions, never their words.
 
For instance...Newt Gingrich has long talked a good patriotic game. But he is a globalist. He believes in big government, and carefully programing people with social engineering. He believes in elite rule by the few. If you read him and listen to him enough, this comes out, as it did recently.
 
Make them prove their worth, watch their eyes when they talk and listen to your gut. Are they lying?
 
They-want-our-children...and they want us and to die for their New World agenda's, if need be. And if not, they will arrest us.
 
Sweet globs of sugar will continue to come out of their mouths. Great patriotic rainbows will drip from their furrowed brows. Like the lying Muslims, who plays the chess game to get to the final Islamic World takeover, they lie, and tell us that it's all for the good of the country, and throw us crumbs of appeasement.
 
And most of all...they use fear. If you hear any politician telling you that you will die of the swine flu, or your insurance company will kill you, or the planet will kill you, or tea party people are dangerous, that's a dead giveaway of a dictator.

They must not win. For the poor innocents that died...died hopelessly defenseless..
 
They...must...not...win.
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How Lucky Can You Get?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, November 06, 2009 12:44:57 AM
Me; Listening to Obama's Speech after the shooting.
Nobody Wins: How lucky can you get? This was the weekend for America’s final takeover. It was to be the most important event in the history of the United States. The two weapons being delivered in our mists were hidden in the guise of Universal Health Care and Cap and Trade bills. Trojan horses filed with freedom destroying mandates. Carefully done to “help” and “change” us all, spreading our wealth around the world, and putting all middle-class citizens into a living nightmare.
 
A last minute group of patriots surged the Congress today, to protest, the loss of their freedoms and country… god bless em.
 
But how lucky can you get? The first reports of protests that get shown all over the world, are…(surprise!) …a very well placed protest in the office of Senator Lieberman, who, by the way, is the only Democrat (Independent) that is appalled by Obama’s plans. They got kicked out while begging that the poor people of the United States get the Universal Health Care they deserve.
 
Lucky? Or perfectly staged?
 
In the meantime, while everyone’s eyes are on the fight for Universal Health Care, Obama decides to shut down Yucca Mountain, pretty much killing the use of nuclear power in our country for the future, which will further enrich Al Gore’s pocket book. Now, no one knows where to put our nuclear waste.
 
I suggest Al Gore’s back yard, but that’s me.
 
Al Gore in the meantime goes on a big media blitz to promote his, “Chicken Gore states the Sky is falling and so give him your money and your life---road trip to hell.” He’s written another book called, “Our Choice,” which really means: “I decided to get rich off all you stupid people, and I’m starting with letting Jeffery Immelt put all those white rednecks in the flyover worthless country called the Midwest, with our new, socially, slave driving, new electric power grids, of which I own the major stocks.” Luckily, it’s being released right before the Copenhagen Climate Czars signing.
 
But the best luck came today.
 
For the last few weeks, Glenn Beck has been revealing the most damaging information ever reported about any living President. He proved that Obama is surrounded by black racists, Muslims, and people who are devoted followers of Marx, Mao, Che, and Union parties on State Street. Yesterday, Glenn suffered an appendix burst and can’t make it to his show. The very week-end we need him. What a lucky break!
 
Judge Napolitano, took over Glenn’s show (I just love that guy!) and was outstanding. We learn the horrible information that the death panels were put in with the recently passed Stimulus bill, already!
 
No wonder they are not afraid. That was very clever, wasn’t it? Still…the naked Obama was being shown for all his…naked intentions, and he is at war. Make no mistake.
 
Suddenly, a story of truly stupendous proportions got the media’s off the horrors of D.C. and down to Texas. A gunman goes nuts…12 are killed and 41 injured in Fort Hood. Not since Michael Jackson died has such a story taken over at such a propitious moment for the Democrats. The Glenn Beck Show, got thrown off the air by the news. Lucky, again!
 
The killer was shot and killed. Six hours later…he is alive! (I guess Nancy needed more time.) Malik Nadal Hasan, the man who alone (even though two others were arrested) shot over 43 people, a remarkable feat not seen since Rambo. He was an army psychiatrist working with soldiers who were coming back from Iraq. Basically, he was a jihadist. How in the world did the army miss this?
 
Well, if you have a President who hates his country as much as Obama has shown, a man who sympathizes more with Muslims over real Americans---a fanatical Muslim jihadist being a psychiatrist mentoring soldiers from Iraq, is just par for the course.
 
This story will be on the news for days. Obama’s agenda will go through, and the world will suffer tremendously.
 
And at the Glenn Beck hour, our 'President’ gave a response. He spoke at first of health care, and was joking and laughing! He was in no shock or mourning at all. When he finally acknowledges the event, he just read the words given to him.
 
He wasn’t exactly sitting in front of a bunch of kids.
 
It was as if he was almost proud…that the American military had suffered such a blow, because he said:

“It’s bad enough that we lose lives overseas, but horrifying that they should lose their lives at an army base in the US.”
 
Think about that statement. Reminding the world that America is so vulnerable (how embarrassing) that they couldn’t even protect themselves from one Muslim in the middle of the biggest military camp on its own soil…I couldn’t believe it!
 
Any President would know how much of a victory the jihadists all over the world would take his statement, and that’s why he said it.
 
I think Obama is just a little too lucky if you ask me…NO one is that lucky.
 
We had a mole in the Army. We have a mole in the White House. And it’s going to be the death of us.
 
Obama, just made his biggest mistake, lucky for us... I don't think he knows it.
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Bin Laden...Look in the Mercedes

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, November 05, 2009 1:35:59 AM
 







Nobody Cares: The Muslims
 
They hate us. They attacked us. They also have most of our money...and here's a bit of trivia they don't want us to really think about. They have something in common with the average all-American redneck... They LOVE to race cars. Expensive ones.
 
It's a real problem in Dubai. All the teenage boys go drag racing down the streets of Dubai, every single night (something which is not allowed in America any more) and they're not driving Ford pickups.
 
No, those 16-year-olds get Lamborghini's for their birthdays...are you kidding?
 
Some of them get more than one. They have to do something while waiting for all those virgins.
 
And while most of us are hearing daily that no one can find Osama bin Laden...because he is living in a cave...plugged up to Michael Jackson's old kidney machine...THINK AGAIN! That man has serious money.
He also has Addison Disease! Are you kidding? (As did John Kennedy.) He couldn't even walk to the cave. Do you really think he is suffering in some cave?
 
No..he is relaxing right this minute in his favorite Mercedes Van office...where he can monitor all his vast terror cells right from the comfort of his lounge chair. He can also make bets on the races, camels or cars, or the Kentucky Derby. He can e-mail Soros and Obama at the same time!
 
According to one of his wives, Osama used to love to come to the Indy races here in good old USA. (Who knew?) And his favorite car was a Mercedes. (So was my dad's, but the closest he got to one of those was walking past one on the golf course to get to the first tie.) Do you really think he wouldn't want to drive his gold Mercedes once in a while?
 
Is Nancy Pelosi still delusional?
 
Well, check out the picture. Big plans are being made to build a Ferrari park, right there in Saudi Arabia.
Forget Disney World. This will have Ferrari roller coasters, Ferrari furniture, and most likely, lots of camel boys parking multi-million dollar cars...and between the car races, the camels will run.
 
The Sheiks will be able to party all night long. Wives will not be allowed, but I'm sure there WILL be tents full of....well, lets just say, they are as decadent as the West when it comes to all our other sports.
 
Like everywhere else in the world---if you got money, you can do what you want.
 
It will not be built in Dubai, but in some other desert town, (Like Aubia, or mubai, or gobai, or zoobai, or buynbuybluebai) No...it's being built in some nearby town in order to compete with Dubai...which proves that even Sheiks like competition. They are tired of racing camels. Obama is just not giving them much fun right now.
 
Maybe we should be sending over our best mechanics...
 
Wait, we are? Oh.
(Like the politicians, Nobody makes SOME of this up...but the Park, the cars---and the American mechanics...they are real. )

UPDATE: Surprise!
 
The Yankees have just won the World Series AGAIN! They are going to Ferrari World! They are buying houses in Dubai, complete with solar panels and big huge swimming pools!
 
They are taking Kate Hutson tonight to party, and she is bringing a one of a kind, never seen before anywhere in the world before...p
...
(blogger falls asleep due to suffering from Addison's disease)
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The Marines, Al Gore, and Sawing Teeth

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:49:49 AM
Nobody Knows just how pitifully sorry I was feeling for myself after I saw my dentist today. And nobody knows; that when it comes to suffering, it's all relative.
The good news? My year of relentless flossing, brushing, water picking, and scraping of my poor gums and teeth every night has paid off. No new cavities...in the teeth I can reach.
 
The bad news: The dentist found one cavity...just one. But it was IN THE LAST MOLAR in the back...underneath a bridge, that this VERY SAME DENTIST had put on when I was just twenty-years old, and he did not recognized me, or his own work! (I cannot reach this tooth, no one can.)
 
I mean, how could you forget those you have tortured like that? I don't know how he could forget me. Really. I always had my best tennis shoes on.
 
The only way to fix the tooth is to saw off the bridge, which is cemented to two very fine teeth, and jawbone, that I am really very fond of. I imagine, by the look on his face, it will probably be done with some huge machine right out of the Soprano's...
 
Yes..saw off the bridge, put in a "fake" bridge for me to use for two weeks, and then come back for the final day of pain, and the new bridge which will probably decay again before I die.
 
This will cost so much, they are delaying having to tell me the "price" for two weeks.
 
I'm going to need novacane before I hear it.
 
(And speaking of decay, Al Gore just walked onto the set of David Letterman)
 
Tonight I saw this picture of the Baker Company...one of the last Marines left in Iraq...who are waiting the commander-in chiefs orders, which is coming right after his next round of golf...or maybe not.
 
Really...I look at this picture and, after realizing that I am not sitting in that miserable muck, in Iraq, away from my home----I am SO lucky to just be looking forward to getting my tooth fix.
 
I will have a nice warm bed to go home and feel sorry for myself in.
 
On the other hand, if these guys had to listen to Al Gore as much as we do.. they might think I've got the worst of it..
 
Wait---Al says we are putting 90 million tons of carbon..into the air every day! And he says sea shells are in trouble! And he is going to be a carbon billionaire, who wears blush and lipstick! ( I swear he has makeup on.)
 
BUT... David thinks it's a small price to pay if we are going to save the planet...
 
Okay...this is getting hard to handle...I'm picturing...Al Gore, sitting in this mud hole, with the Marines, in Iraq, and he has a painful tooth ache, and his backpack solar panels are not working due to rain, so he is shivering, and the Marines are eating lots of beans and steak, and giving him...beans and prune juice..
 
And telling him they are going to PULL that bad tooth, with some pliers...for the planet's sake.
 
And they actaully do, because...they're just good guys.
 
Hey...god bless imagination...and god bless the Marines!  
 
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Nobody's Perfect: The Smoker

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, November 02, 2009 11:36:49 PM
Nobody's Perfect: By now, thanks to Drudge, everyone has seen this picture of the thinnest President ever recorded on record...if he gets any thinner, he's going to have to get his body guards to help him pick up his cigarettes---they will be just too heavy.
 
I live in Missouri, the state that has the highest number of Meth labs in the nation...(Or so they say...whoever they are.) and we have many people that look like this here.
 
If I had seen this man walking past me on any street...I would automatically think to myself..
 
"Okay---what's he smokin?"
 
Tomorrow, here in Missouri, we are being asked to vote on a "no smoking" ban...for the state. So, I'm thinking if this smoking ban stuff continues, don't you think that since WE own the White House, there should be a "no smoking" ban there too?
 
Oh, there already is one?
 
Well, then...must be those midnight trips keeping him so trim.
 
Have a twinkie...go ahead Mr. President. You look like you could use one.
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Have YOU Got an Epocha in your Pocket?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, November 02, 2009 12:36:05 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: “The people should never rise without doing some thing to be remembered---something notable. And striking. This Destruction of the Tea is so bold, so daring, so firm, intrepid and inflexible, and it must have so important Consequences, and so lasting, that I can’t but consider it as an Epocha in History. Will they punish Us? How? By quartering Troops upon Us? By laying on more duties? By restraining our Trade? By Sacrifice of Individuals, or how?”
                                                        ---John Adams, comments on first Tea Party.
 
The American people are fed up, with both parties---it’s no secret. And make no mistake, our government knows it. So, what ARE we going to do about it?
 
I was watching Rush Limbaugh on Fox this weekend, and he is clearly upset about the country, as we all are. But, somehow, Rush thinks, if we could just go back to the old Republican Party, then all will be well again---that is, if Obama doesn’t destroy the country first. When asked how the Republican Party got so messed up, he wouldn’t go there. He refused to blame it on x-President George W. Bush. And Rush refuses to see George W. as what he is: a world government proponent like his father.
 
I’m sure Rush protects him because he believes in his heart that Bush is a good guy. Even John Adams liked King George when he finally met him….but, come on. You can be a good guy and STILL ruin nations.
 
Just this weekend, Daddy Bush celebrated the falling of the Berlin Wall with Gorbachev at his side. He took the glory of the historical moment of the wall falling…away from Reagan, Wilson, and anyone else, and gave it to the people. Daddy Bush also expressed how wonderful the world would be if we all just got unified, like the European Union.
 
Right, put your hands into the unelected globalists.
 
Daddy Bush is a one-world-government globalist---so is his son, as we saw by his immigration policies, and the bail-outs. Daddy Bush would like nothing more than a well mannered revolution of the people to be guided by his son Jeb. (I feel like I’m the ping-pong ball in a game of smash, from one globalist to the next.)
 
Rush also likes Sarah Palin. ( As do most conservitives.)
 
I don’t know about you, but I was so sure George W. Jr. was going to be the guy to put America back on the track, but look what he did. If Sarah ran on a republican ticket, I wouldn’t trust her either; sorry Rush. President George W. Bush really ruined our trust forever in the GOP. Remember, the GOP ran McCain, and remember Dole? The winner is already picked, you HAVE no choice.   
 
I love Rush. I really do. But, what happens if the FCC throws him off the air? What then? Will he be left like Terry Schiavo was…out to starve in the no-oxygen zone? It could very easily happen.
 
Will he get it then?
 
The truth is plain. The regular folks of the United States have no representation, and our Constitution is just a piece of paper that is given lip service whenever they are trying to blow us over. "President' Obama, as he has said, wants to get rid of it…and he will.
 
Our Constitution would work, if our leaders would obey it. But they have rigged the game. They are above the law. And very soon, we will be wrapped in the black flag of communism.
 
Take this HlNI nonsense, every minute of the day, updates--- its ridiculous.
 
Is this all about the government brainwashing the masses about how much they care about us all? Today, I even heard discussions about putting the fear into people that if they got the flu, they could be fired.

FIRED! For being sick! Good god.
 
Or is there something maybe more insidious in that vaccine? Nano-technology?
 
I saw drones in the sky at the St. Louis tea party. They can seed clouds…they control the weather; we have all witnessed their words and their crimes. I wouldn’t be surprised.
 
In 1776, the good people of this country did every thing they could to go along with the Britain’s rule. Like them, we don't want to upset the cart. We obey Glenn Beck, and march peacefully, put up with insults, heavy taxes, and watched our kids being brainwashed, and our liberties disappear. Waiting…waiting…waiting for the GOP to save us.
 
We are being told to make way for the young…why? We are living NOW! Every life has the right to the pursuit of happiness and liberty…even at 90. How dare they tell us that crap?
 
John Adams was right. An historical event of epoch proportions is needed. Something “Striking.” What do we do? We can’t have guns, as Glenn Beck said…they will come in with tanks. But we are NOT powerless.
 
We are being told to rebel, but don’t do anything rash. Well, we’re all complaining-How’s that working for us?
 
What good is our Constitution, if every politician can completely ignore it and do what the hell they want? They never go to jail. They take our money and just blow it away, trillions…on other nations, their friends, ---themselves. Oh…but they talk a good talk, don’t they?
 
And now…they threaten our very jobs, lives, and liberties. Our founders are going "WAKE UP...DO SOMETHING!!
 
I don't know about you, but I’m tired of rich snobby elites ruining my life, my future, and my fortunes. (Okay, I have no fortune, but…it sounds very Adamses) Aren’t you?
 
John is right. What we need is an Epocha that will reverberate around the world. Maybe we should all dress up as Michael Moore and burn communist flags, on the Mall. I don’t know.
 
We need something so…cleverly brilliant that everyone will imitate it…and go… Good for the Americans, if they can do it…so can we.
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Nobody E-Mails: Athletes or Politicians? You Decide

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:25:35 AM
Nobody Flashes E-Mail:
 
Who won tonight? Let me guess...the billionaires.
 
Since the World Series is on, and I did a good job of giving away ten dollars worth of candy to just two kids, both in Star Wars costumes--- I'm in a good mood. Last year, I got two eighteen-year olds, dressed in post modern, punk rock drug lords, which is actually what they were every day,(I watch them walk home from the bus stop) so things are looking up.
 
I thought this e-mail from the first girlfriend I ever had (and who still lives in my home town of Naples, Fl., and is actually still the only girlfriend that I will ever have) would be a good one to post. It's probably gone around the world by now, but, a good joke...like good art, lasts forever.
 
Except...something tells me...these were not jokes.
 
(Thanks Janet)
 
                                       WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS...
 
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
 
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
 
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
 
4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
 
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
 
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)
 
7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."
 
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ."
 
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above is locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
 
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."
 
11. Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
 
12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
 
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
 
14 Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."
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The BIG BLACK PUMPKIN!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:20:41 AM
Nobody Flashes:
A Bedtime story on Halloween:
 
As many of you know, I love a good conspiracy theory, and there is no better time to have fun and make one up than on Halloween! Besides, I couldn't get away with this any other day of the year.
And so, while I was walking under a full moon...I thought of one of my favorite.

It goes like this:
 
Long ago, the great Cassius Clay, a black man who was so funny he could make Howard Cosell, a white man not known for his comedic delivery, his best friend, became the boxing champion of the world.
 
Around that same time in America, another black man named Malcolm X became a Muslim, and made a disciple of Cassius, who became such a great follower of the Islamic traditions that he changed his name to Mohammad Ali...and gave the Muslims loads of money, much like the Scientologists do, but---pretend I didn't say that.
 
Actually, Cassius changed his name to Mohammad the morning he opened up his draft notice, but that's another blog.
 
It's very important we get the facts as they tell us, and so the movie ALI was put out with much rewriting ..and good thing too...because soon we will be having a lot of black men and women becoming the new Ameircorp journalists, and then all know the "facts" will be rewritten properly.

Anyway, (seehz) the brotherhood of Muslims, who merged with the black nationalists, made so much money off of that famous Ali, they conned him into going to Africa to fight in the biggest stadium full of Muslims in the world. Which he did.
 
And then, they got rich, and he went on to sell hamburger grills.
 
Wait---that was the other guy.
 
No, he actually became brain damaged which was understandable, because Foreman's (Better know as George, father of a nation of George's) arms were the size of Paul Bunyan's legs...but that's another blog.
 
Because those black Muslims made so much money off of Ali, they decided to recruit more of those famous black men. Which they did.
 
I mean, it's not like they had OIL wells.
 
They recruited to their cause, a very rich pop star named Michael Jackson. He became a Muslim, and even went to live in many palaces of Saudi Arabia...right after he had been arrested for molesting a boy. Actually---make that more than one. The timing was perfect.
 
When he came back, to the United States, he had big burly Muslims of the brotherhood surrounding and protecting him, even when he wore his pajamas to all his court dates---that's how safe they made Michael feel.
 
One day, right at a very crucial time in the newly elected black Obama as President, a very important argument was being raged on Capitol Hill. The whole country was upset...and then, suddenly.Michael died! In fact, his Muslim Doctor killed him. Everyone said so.
 
But no one really cared too much because we were all too busy dancing around to songs we hadn't heard in twenty years. Most of us were happy just to be standing.
 
After Michael's funeral, the Muslim brotherhood went back to Chicago, a town they share with the Democrats, the Mafia, Oprah Winfrey, and some pretty ugly statues...a town where King Obama spent his days climbing the latter of political payoffs.
 
But, on that dreary dark night...the conspiracy of murder, was about to happen. A cell phone call, came---ring-"You got the Thriller, Thriller,"
 
"What's he saying...thrill her? I thought he was gay? Hello?"

"Doctor"

"This is he"

"Tonight...it has to be tonight...is he ready?"
 
"Yes, he'll never know"
 
The murder was perfect...the whole next two weeks was all about worshipping Michael Jackson, and it took the whole country's mind off of the evil empire in the White House, and what they were doing.
 
Yes, fingerless Rahm, the right hand man to King Obama, took advantage...of the death of a black man. It's the Chicago way. It's the Muslim way. It's also, among most News and cable channels...the American way.
And by the way, Rahm Emmanuel, better known as Dead Fish Manny...says he's Jewish...but he looks like a Muslim who got his finger cut off either by the mob, or by the Muslim brotherhood because he did not return Ali's glove to the great one. Which was filled, many say, with contraband African diamonds.
 
No, Rahm claims he was attacked by a taco...no one knows where the missing finger lies. Someone once said they saw it in a tossed salad, but it was never proven.
 
Still, there are rumors...that the dead Michael Jackson will get an Oscar for his performance in the upcoming movie..."This is it."
 
He does an excellent job of playing himself, and he deserves an Oscar about as much as King Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. Which is exactly why he will win it.
 
Then, they will give the Oscar to Michael's three white children, and they will cry in front of the whole world...onstage, and Janet will smash her breast into their faces...and one might even fall out.. and then Obama will come up on the screen, directly from the White House..and say...
 
"I did NOT kill that man...Michelle, I mean....Michael...he was a credit to the nation, and even though I still do not deserve the peace prize, if anyone deserves an Oscar it's me...I mean...Micheal."
 
Obama bin Laden...is ready...he is out there...hunting Geraldo...(I know, what does that have to do with the story?...you're right. Nothing.)
 
So, tell your children, warn them...to watch out...sometimes on Halloween night, when the moon is full, they might see the ghost...of a finger...hovering in mid air....
 
Carrying a Giant Black Pumpkin, with a huge malevolent eyes, and a very big, scary grin...
 
And the Giant Black Pumpkin will be laughing, and his eyes will light up, and a big GIANT TACO will be dripping out of his mouth...And he will be saying...in a deep voice, over and over, that sounds pretty much like Barry White...resynthisized to bass notes only a blue whale can actually hear...

                       "YES WE CAN!"
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 
(Hey, give me a break, I'm new at this stuff.)

                Everyone have a Happy Halloween!
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EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, October 29, 2009 11:57:39 PM
Nobody Wins when our capital is overrun with a giant monster of cockroach proportions.
 
This happened this morning, on the very steps of our great Capitol, and there was just no stopping the big threat to the city.
 
It seems that Orkin,(Bug guys) went out of business, because they were 1. just the right size to fail, and 2. had never worked for Goldman Sachs...thereby not getting any stimulus money from Barney Frank, and that's the reason this horrible event happened.
 
Once again, we repeat; As we see from these pictures, this "huge" bug came out and appeared on the steps of our Capital in Washington D.C. today. The press was not allowed anywhere near the dangerous creature, even though it actually talked and said foul things no one believed or understood. And Orkin was no where to be found, as we have already explained.
 
The people and press were kept behind ropes for their own protection. Someone actually saw Michael Moore running down the street. (Okay, so he saw a hot dog cart.)
 
But it was reported, (by some nobody unrelated to me) that heard above that horrible gigantic bugspeaker's squeeky voice, (who somehow got to a microphone and who some said went by the name of Nancy) was the repeated chant:

EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!   EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!
 
So far tonight...because the Daleks were needed back in London, Orkin has been given a quick loan from the Fox News Channel.
 
Hopefully, this won't happen again.

(Nobody makes this stuff up...except for the part where I said Orkin was out of business. Everyone knows that Orkin, which produces many poisonous chemicals that can destroy man, women, children, dogs, cats, bugs, plants, and tea party people, will always be...too big to fail!)
 
Can we all wake up now?
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Nobody Cares About Barbie-que

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, October 29, 2009 12:12:22 AM
Nobody Cares: Al Gore said recently that the world had only 40 days before it would be too late to save it from mass global destruction.
 
We also know that we have just a little over a month to save our Constitution, when Obama signs over our sovereignty to the United Nations forever.
 
Barbie has only a few minutes before Ken comes and saves her from the wicked trolls of environmental wackos who are mad at her for using too much energy.
 
Will she escape to get a new politically correct girlfriend another day?
Will the world end this year?
Will our current national 'emergency' continue until the next election?
Will the United States end with Obama?
Will the people of the world continue to bow down to tyrannical nut jobs?
Will they REALLY take away our hamburgers?
Will our next President be a transvestite?
Will Barney Frank ever stop being such a moron?
Will Brad Pitt stop driving motorcycles and take up roller skating?
Will the Yankees once again win the World Series, and is it really true that the Taliban hate Obama more than George W. Bush?  
 
Will Thomas Sowell decide that the only way to save our country is for him to give up his life, and run for President?
 
How the $%# should I know?
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Stimulating Nurses

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 1:15:56 AM
Nobody Knows:

“Cen I speet to Peeellip please?” said the caller.
 
Okay, I answered my phone. I will answer any phone, unlike most of the population. This is a problem of many American women who are stuck at home, and are hoping for a call where someone says, “YOU HAVE JUST WON…$112 million dollars!” It’s an illness, and so far, no one has thought of a cure.
 
“Who---say that again?” I said.
 
Obviously, this was one of our new poor illegal immigrants trying desperately hard to communicate with one of those pesky Americans who are living unlawfully in their rightful country.

“Can I speak to Peeelllip?”
 
“Who? I can’t understand you…”
 
“Can I spee to Peeelipp?”
 
“There is no Phillip here.”

“Well, would chu lik to train to beeecum a nurse?” was her next question.
 
“No.” (I was wondering if a man named Phillip had picked up the phone, if she would have asked the same question.)

“Well, eeesss there enie-one dere who would lik du train du become a nurse, because we can TRAIN yu and yu familiiee?”
 
Oh…happy day!
 
My training days were over right after I flunked my first Philosophy Class in college because I told the teacher Socrates was ugly so that’s why he used his brain…(The old Rocky theory) but I wasn’t going to tell her that.
 
“No, no….and no…goodbye.”
 
After I hung up, I thought--- that’s a new one. Just ask for anyone and start right into your sales pitch. That poor Latino lady sounded so desperate. As if…if we didn’t get “nurses” right away, the whole country would die, and she then she really would have to go back to Mexico. She was told that desperation and flu is everywhere, along with a shortage of good churches to hide at, and do not worry…soon, the people would need professional help. And since the housing market collapse, lots of illegal’s lost jobs, and so more jobs are needed to fill the void, therefore…voila! We need nurses! Nurses can not only deliver babies, they can have lots of their own.
 
Maybe you have heard about the nurse shortage. It is so bad that plans have been made to put the illegal immigrant women to work as nurses, and train them to deliver babies outside of hospitals as soon as possible.
 
There is going to be a shortage of doctors soon after they pass the Public Option, so the next best thing to deal with the overload of sick people (because the lines will be long to see medical doctors) …is nurses. Give them the power to do everything but major surgery, and put them on the government payroll. All they will have to know is how to take a temperature, give a shot, take blood, prescribe antibiotics, deliver babies, and then the government will have a whole new working class of government workers. If you can’t speak English, don’t worry. All your computer entries will be in Spanish.
 
Sadly, the phone call left me…bored. So, I turned on C-Span. I love C-Span. And there she was…some really sweet looking grandmotherly lady on the floor of the Congress. She was a representative, from a Southern state, who was telling, dare I say it? The truth. In English!

Nobody Knows where they found this gem, or why she was even allowed to speak, but there she was…telling us about how AARP, was all for the Universal Health Care system, because they would make billions off their supplemental insurance programs which people would be running and tripping over to GET in order to cover all the monumental costs of hospitals, once the Government Health Care program kicked in--- because as everyone knows, no government medical program is going to pay…much…or close to nothing because our government is broke, and will be until they can get some aliens from another planet to “fix” it. And no doubt these aliens will bring what we are going to need…lots of nurses.
 
And more hairspray for our newscasters.
 
So, that’s the plan. We need to invent more “service” jobs, because in Universal Health Care, a whole slew of government “nurses” will be hired so “President” Obama can say the stimulus is working.
 
Soon, we will be so overloaded with nurses; they will be waiting for us in our local drugstores, Wal-Marts, schools, and grocery shopping markets! Wait…that’s already happening? (It's already in place...see?)
 
Well, if you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m here to tell you. The reason no one in Congress will ever admit in a million years to reading the Health Care Plan is because they don’t want to be held accountable when the mob comes to their houses.
 
 “Hey, that was slipped in after midnight! I was in Kabul being shot at! I had NO idea; I didn’t have time to read it!”
 
Someday, I just know it. I’m going to answer the phone and some recorded message will say: “COMRADE…you must report to your local city hall and sign up to volunteer to be a nurse for a year if you are not currently working, or ill, or else pay a fine of….” AT that point, I will hang up, and no longer answer my phone. So, they will have to come to my door, and I will say I am an alien, I have a deadly virus contacted on Mars, and my name is Peelip. I died in 1969, and now, I'm a zombie who cannot be around humans.

And if you don't believe me...just ask my husband, then go away.

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Nobody's Perfect: Jay Leno

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, October 26, 2009 11:34:28 PM
Nobody's Perfect: When Jay Leno was picked over David Letterman to replace Johnny Carson on the Tonight's Show, it was a major surprise to most of the country. For many years, Mr. Letterman held the ratings war.
Letterman was my favorite for many years, mostly because he made my middle-age son laugh so hard, and it was something we could watch together. He was at the top of his game.
 
But then, one night, Hillary Clinton appeared for the first time on his show, during her Senatorial run, and the very next day, David Letterman suffered a major heart attack. When he came back, he used his show to attack conservatives, and became...well, in some cases, just downright mean. He just wasn't funny anymore.
 
That was all Jay needed to gain support. He told jokes about both parties, and continued to get rich, and top ratings. He had the Tonight Show's great stage, time slot, and wisely followed it's successful format.
 
So, why is Leno's new show doing so badly in the polls right now?
 
Well, it's not just that he looks like he never even combs his hair anymore, or the fact that the new look of sloppy couch chairs is not really appealing...or that his interviewing of famous people on a big TV screen is sometimes, boring...
 
It's what he is doing with FORD. The first time any of us saw his idea, that all his guest would drive around the new electric or (hybrid) cars on a small race track, and he was going to try and make it entertaining...well, many of us were just downright insulted.
 
Why? Because it's common knowledge that Leno has one of the most fabulous collection of gas guzzlers on the planet. If there is any man on the planet who should be against forcing people to drive tiny electric cars, it should be Jay.
 
That whole segment is an advertisement for the New Global Green Cars Movement. And while he will use his show as blatant advertising for mass cultural brain washing..he himself (like most elites) will continue to be seen driving around in one of his many beautiful gas guzzlers. This makes him no different than all the politicians who continue to tell us that we cannnot drive gas cars anymore, while they continue it with no guilt whatsoever.
 
So, Leno's Not Perfect. He has a very expensive habit, and like Bob Dylan says, "everyone's gotta serve somebody."
 
" But, I bet if Jay would bring just one of his cars from his private collecton a night, to drive or RACE that really silly car he has everyone getting into...his ratings would soar. He might even save NBC!
 
Okay, maybe not.
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