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Nobody's Perfect: Palin's Palm

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:17:11 PM
Nobody's Perfect:
Everyone is making a big deal about Sarah Palin's notes to herself, which she made to remind herself just what to say at the American Tea Party movement meetings last week.
 
Many thought this was a very childish thing to do. She should have written this down on paper. But anyone who has seen her talk before, knows she writes keywords on index cards.
 
It seems that day, there were no index cards to be found, therefore, she being a practical woman, just used the next best thing.
 
At least she's not afraid of getting her hands dirty.
 
BUT...I think we should all take note, this picture has just been found. Even though Sarah needed to be reminded of talking to us about what we really all care about, things like energy, taxes, and lifting our American spirits...

This other picture was taken on a talk that Obama gave in Iowa, during his Presidential run. There, on his hand, you can clearly see what his strategy was on winning the day! The old tried and true gimmick that has been used since 1776...
 
Give away freebies!
 
The old fashioned way to buy American votes! Forget the substance, just bring the bribes! And now that he is President, the bribes have become much too big to write on a mere palm.
 
So, before we condemn Sarah for just being herself, let's not forget...
 
Would you rather be given free beer? Or lower taxes?
 
Maybe what we need is some professional palm readers here...I'd say it takes a little more to lift the American Spirits then cold beer...
(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up)
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Game Goes to Best Kicker!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 12:57:14 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: Last night, it was reported by Fox News Reporter Sheppard Smith, who was standing in front of an empty (?) New Orleans brothel house in order to sound official, that over 103 million people watched the Superbowl…biggest in history.
 
 Amazing…I know. I was number 103.
 
And being since I’m a nobody, and don’t usually watch football games, here’s a few random thoughts from my experience.
 
We can still make fun of football, can’t we?


First: I’m not sure I actually saw a game…I think I did. But, I’m not sure. I saw a guy kick the ball pretty good…and a lot of guys fall down. I saw a big crowd that LOOKED real, but after AVATAR, I’m not sure. Squinting didn’t help.
 
It seemed that if you didn’t know any better, the actual football game is just trivial amusement in-between the REAL entertainment---which is the commercials. In all, not very important, unless of course you are from a city with a team playing---then its life or death, and you might end up losing your wife, job, and next house payment if your team loses, or the guy next to you gets too drunk and bashes your head in for saying obscenities about his team.
 
Not that it matters anymore---What are they gonna do? Take away your Medicare? Anyway…

Here’s My Nobody Summary of Superbowl 44---
Impressively, first to appear on our screens were, not two, but five very big, and by the looks of their suits, very well paid commentators, who, between the five of them (or was it ten?) had looked like they had just eaten a herd of cows with twenty baked potatoes topped with eight tons of sour cream. They did not tell us what was REALLY going on, but they talked very fast so they could all be sure to get Tiger Woods cancelled endorsements. I bet these guys are still downtown Miami and are still talking about nothing, or the lady who was sitting on the 50th yard line.
 
Game starts: BIG black lady sings “God Bless America” and the cameras shows mostly white men's serious faces. Big black lady has the lungs of a five-pound gerbil. But, one song was not enough. A really tiny white girl, with the lungs of a 500-ton blue whale sang, “the bombs bursting in aiiiiiiiirrrrr.....” and they showed serious black faces, and then the jets fly overhead.
 
What? Now we need two songs to start the game? Why stop there?
 
I think it would be fun if after the songs, a gang of black and white pigs wearing the jerseys and numbers of the team players were turned loose to run around the field, and each player had to catch his own pig before the game starts…but that’s me.
 
Puppy Bowl is simply not enough.

First half: I have mostly one repeated vision going through my mind’s eye, of two big black men dressed in blue, who can ram any man and then spin around like a washer machine, and then fall down so hard, you hear ducks quacking in Canada.

Wonderfully fun to watch.
 
One guy had long dreadlocks, which may or may NOT be real…depending. They might have been attached to his helmet; at least I hope so because Miami is the home of the famous cockroach nests. You know---the story where a woman didn’t wash her head “buns” for a week, and she found a nest of cockroaches nesting in her hair?
 
Miami…it’s true. Dreadlocks…cockroaches…not a pretty thought.

THEN….commercials: Lots of “anti-men” commercials. One in particular is a guy staring at another man’s…butt while he is getting a drink at the water cooler. We see football player’s butts with thongs, dancing and spraying tan on their faces. Then we see one guy flop up like a whale onto his belly, looking rather…wet…and ready to be petted. Add in a lot of humiliation by a woman shopping while her man misses the game, and the whole football “manly” thing was pretty much a master experiment in subliminal suggestions to the world audience, that “men are basically wimps, and we like them like that...” attitude for “change.” In the 21st century.
 
If I ever see another man in naked “buns” commercial ever again, it will be too soon.
 
Luckily we were saved by a dog that outsmarts the jerk called man and gets his Doritos. Humanity is redeemed and put back into the proper advertising perspective---that men deserve to be ruled by women, and their dogs.

Back to the game. The Saints still look pretty lame, but lucky for them, they have a wonderful kicker. The Colts, are constantly being yelled at by a quarterback with tiny little hands, who likes to sit very still and get his picture taken. The Colts take the lead. UNTILL, that tiny insignificant little white guy comes in again and kicks the ball through the posts. The Saints coach decides a few points are better than none, so he keeps letting the guy add up points.
 
 HALF TIME; Wow…Disney came to the field, and a man disguised as Goofy played guitar. The famous singer, Roger Daltry, pulled out the same coat he wore on Mr. Clark’s Bandstand in 1957, just to show the world he could still fit into it. And if hair doesn’t come with age, wisdom does! Who watched the old guys on stage when you had probably a hundred 20-year-old geniuses work out a Laser light show that was seen on the Moon? I wouldn’t mind seeing that again! Wow.

Second Half: Gonzo was on a run! He was so quick even the camera man couldn’t keep up with his speed and fast moves! Look at him slurp that bowl! Wait,--- that’s PuppyBowl.
 
In the second half the Colts kicker, missed his one and only kick. Therefore the very important quarterback, so named because he is never on his back, unless they flip the quarter wrong, a guy named Manning, blamed the whole loss of the game on HIM, even though he threw the ball to the other team and lost the game… And he threw it to a guy that took it and ran the whole field while waving his finger ordering what appeared to be a number one at Jack-in- the-Box!
 
But, that’s why the men are becoming wimps. Manning kept shaking his head at the loser who missed the kick, and men are not allowed to do that anymore. They are allowed to drink beer, and THEN blame the kicker, but not before.
 
Times truly are changing.
 
After the game was over, everyone in Miami took a plane to New Orleans to celebrate, after they got out of the parking lot in Miami. (Which means most of them will arrive just in time for Mardi Gras) And we will now have to hear for at least a year, how the winning quarterback of the Saints and his wife single-handily built every house destroyed by Katrina back with their own bare hands. Their son will passout Mardi Gras Beads to all the kids every Mardi Gras, and star in the next Spielberg film. The Colts will move to Haiti. And God is good, and quarterbacks cry, even without admitting they did steroids.
 
And because of Janet Jackson WE SAW ONLY ONE CHEERLEADER. Well, maybe two. Cheerleaders take up too much commercial time, but come on…NO cheerleader shots? What kind of game is that?
 
And speaking of “cheer leading,” I’m not sure what America was supposed to get out of the Budweiser commercials. “We must all get along” with…India?
 
Find a bull and be friends?
 
Why do I get the feeling that the new owners of Anheuser Busch do not actually LIKE Americans? I mean, they made a human bridge and ran their beer trucks over perfectly ordinary, good Americans with their dirty beer truck tires…. I took offense at that---which brings me to the conclusion:
 
The NFL should buy the Clydesdale's. And make them go over a bridge made out of Bud Light beer cans, pulling wagons of Sam Adams Beer, and then when they get over the bridge of Bud Light smashed beer cans, the bridge will collapse. And the Clydesdale's will turn and laugh, and they will show this EVERY Superbowl til’ the end of time.
 
What do you think?
 
Wait---I almost forgot to mention that girl who wanted the OTHER girl to finish her massage before she got on the Internet…remember those two beauties? Good advice. Always finish the massage.
 
I don’t think either of those girls was real, but I can bet those first five commentators tried to find out...in fact...Google is sending in the NSA to find out whose making all those "googles" at a certain restaruant in South Beach.
 
And now…aren’t you glad somebody was paying attention?
(Nobody notes, you had to see the game to understand this...or...maybe not.)
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Nobody Flashes: Miami Superbowl...Thanks to JQA

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, February 07, 2010 12:41:15 PM
Nobody Flashes: It's only going to be in the sixties in Miami today for the grand football Superbowl Event, according to the "weather" people. So the tourists will be comfortable, but the natives will be gaping with open horror at all the people wearing SHORTS and TEE-SHIRTS!
 
Oh-my-God!
 
My best and only girlfriend, Janet (from grade school) told me yesterday, that the weather in Naples recently, (my home town which is right across the state from Miami) was so cold that the temperature never got over 40 degrees for a WHOLE WEEK, and she said everyone was complaining about their cold feet!
Everybody was wearing big furry slippers.
 
Not something you see often in South Florida.
 
I've been thinking about this....and it can only be due to global warming. The ground in Southern Florida is cooling, due to humans exhaling too much. As you can see from this poster, the carbon dioxide is settling right over the Southern tip of Florida. We really must practice holding in our breathe more..just not today. But we can't do that all the time. We should have certain holidays where everyone screams a lot..and gets to really stop trying to control their exhaling. Sporting Events should be "breathe free" zones. I mean, just because we are bigger than the Chinese and have more hot air, does not mean we can't have a LITTLE fun...right?
 
Anyway, the tan less "natives" will be in sweaters and complaining merrily. (REAL natives stay out of the sun...just so you know) The cheerleaders on the other hand will be freezing their tootsies off, and bearing up the cold courageously, bless their...hearts.
And after the game...I will predict a few lost souls will end up in the ocean, not knowing how they got there. If we are really lucky, some of them will be politicians.
 
Meanwhile, in Washington D.C., many a conspiracy scholar will be cursing due to the fact that they think Mr. Obama got SO mad when he told people not to gamble on the Superbowl, or go to Vegas....and because of the great backlash he got from the press, he just ordered a complete "weather" attack on the area, and now they won't be able to get out of D.C. to go to Vegas, or Miami...OR even watch the game because they have no power!
 
Putin is not the ONLY guy who can seed Moscow!
 
As for the game, I can't predict a thing because I have no clue. I have boycotted football ever since my five-year-old brother got to go to the Superbowl in Miami one year with our grandfather...and I didn't...BECAUSE I was...a mere girl!
 
He came home with some pretty nice balloons....and the memory of balloons was so enticing that he took a Playboy Bunny to live with him there while he went to college at the University of Miami.
 
Yes, Miami...Have a great time, and show us how patriotic you are!Spend it all...win or lose! Pop some balloons! And put those cozy slippers on!
 
This nobody doesn't care who wins....I miss Florida, so seeing the palm trees is enough for me.
 
Oh, and by the way, you can thank John Quincy Adams for my favorite state, which he made SURE, as Secretary of State to Monroe, that we GOT from Spain.
 
Without that move, the game would not be going on today. You would be watching...Superbowl Bullfighting, and millions of more people would not have a job.
 
(Nobody says this to get a "response" out of amforatas, who is not particularly fond of any Adams...except for me of course...because in THIS case...being a girl, although I had to wait a long time...put the odds in my favor.)
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Nobody Gets Favorite EMail of the Week: snow

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, February 06, 2010 2:35:03 PM
It's Saturday NOBODY GETS EMAIL DAY!!
 
I got this yesterday. I thought it fit the latest news on our Capitol being blasted with 30 inches of lovely snow, and that this e-mail fit perfectly well with the feeling of global warming...I mean...winter.
 
 
 
Thanks to my friend Patty, who I haven't seen in twenty years...but, whose counting?
 
**********
Look at these pictures and the words. Glad to be in California . These people do not want big government. Emergency Weather Bulletin This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan after a severe snow storm ... The Mining Journal,Marquette, MI

WEATHER BULLETIN
 
Up here in the Northern part of Michigan we just recovered from a Historic event --- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands.
 
FYI: Obama did not come.
 
FEMA did nothing.
 
No one howled for the government. No one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV.
 
Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.
 
Our Mayor's did not blame Obama or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Obama or anyone else either.
 
CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or even report on this category 5 snow storm.
 
Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards. No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House. No one looted.
 
Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.
 
Nobody expected the government to do anything either. No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera. No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand,
 
No Brad Pitts, No Hollywood types to be found.
 
Nope, we just melted the snow for water.
 
Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.
 
The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask for a penny.
 
Local restaurants made food, and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snow bound families..
 
Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.
 
We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns. We put on an extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die".
 
We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks.
 
Even though a Category 5 blizzard of this scale is not usual, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves. I hope this gets passed on.
 
Maybe ..... SOME people will get the message ......
 
The world does Not owe you a living.
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Nobody Cares About Population Control

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, February 05, 2010 2:22:01 PM
Nobody Cares:
 
The Government of the United States of America,
 
Sworn to protect and defend the good citizens of the world,
 
 
 
Have been working day and night to figure out...How to save the planet, and get rid of some of those pesky people.
 
First, they outlawed everyone's light bulb, and passed a law that all safe and usable light bulbs must be gone in ten years and replaced with a mercury-poisoned filled one that releases deadly gas when broken.
 
Mao be proud.
 
So many people and children will get sick, that billions will be made by the pharmaceutical companies treating the illnesses.
 
But this will not be enough. Cleverly, they worked day and night to come up with another solution to that problem. They just needed the right crisis. And they got it with Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, who tried to blow up a plane.
 
Mr. Obama has just designated $734 million body scanners to be placed in all airports in order to x-ray everyone who wants to fly...which MIGHT cause in some cases cancer, because being exposed, even to low doses of radiation, can damage DNA. It will also, create a lot of money for our government and protect rich people (and terrorists) who do not want to be scanned, and will pay gladly pay a high price to have a "get through without scanning" ID card.
 
This will also at the same time, create millions of jobs for single young guys (and lots of retired ones too) who will become basically unionized porn x-ray watchers, while zapping billions of people each day with radiation. They will certainly join the union just for the thrill of it all.
 
To protect us of course.
 
But that is not enough.
 
Soon, working with the great country of Japan and China, the people of the United States will be told they can no longer drink their tap water, and must purchase CANNED water from foreign countries.
 
This water will be filled with deadly cancer causing chemicals (and sterilization caustics) which will further reduce the population by 2020 to a more reasonable and manageable statistic.

(Nobody Makes SOME of This Stuff Up...you decide which parts.)
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Nobody Wins When Rush Limbaugh Puts Down True Americans

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, February 05, 2010 2:01:42 AM
Nobody Wins: God, I was mad as a hornet at Rush Limbaugh today. I saw him on some TV program talking about all the Independent people---How they just don’t understand what they will do with the country if they continue to walk the Independent way.
Why, why…look what happened with Perot, he says. The ticket was split and then…look what we got---Bill Clinton! How stupid it was of us to vote for Perot!
 
Hey, I voted for Perot, twice. Perot was right. NAFTA was a terrible idea, and it did send all the jobs overseas and it did destroy our country. He was right. But Rush continues to this day to call him a nut.
 
I cannot believe that Rush is still putting Independents down. And he does it condescendingly, as if we are all morons. He clearly has not seen the corner he has put himself into. The more he puts Independents down, and berates their intelligence, the more he pushes them away.
 
Keep it up Rush---Glenn Beck thanks you.
 
The main argument Rush give for voting Republican is that they are so much better than Democrats, which is true, but….not good enough.
 
What really hurts, is we all love Rush. But---Obama is NOT our dad, and— Neither is Rush Limbaugh.
 
 
Rush is a Republican, right or wrong, till the day he dies, because he believes with all his heart in the Republican Party. We can admire and love him for that. And yet, he wanted us to vote for Hillary last election--- Go ahead…HOLD YOUR BREATH, and vote for the lady that I trashed for over eight years! It was like if your father told you to let the neighbor who screwed you out of your house, come and take your car too…it was the same…”the end justified the means,” I guess. Do what daddy Rush tells you…I know it’s dishonest, but do it.
 
The guy is losing it. He is desperate. Mockingly dancing to rap songs, and picking black Miss America’s to win votes.

What? Rush is not capable of this kind of thing PR thing? Maybe not, but then again…the timing was sure propitious.
 
Yes, the big mistake Rush is making, and I don’t think he sees it himself, is that he keeps putting down the American people, who have lived all their lives under one party or another some three decades and now see…that it does not matter who wins the White House, they do not represent the working class people. We now live in a sort of fascistic oligarchy. We’d be STUPID to expect it to be any different…especially now when we are on our last breath.
 
Limbaugh is always saying how much he believes in us…but it seems that is ONLY if we agree with him. Tell me….why is his attitude any different than Obama’s? Why? Logically, it’s not.
 
Rush misses the very essence of what it means to be an American. We want to think for ourselves. We don’t want anyone telling us what to do with our lives. He has said he knows these things about us…BUT, when we do it---think for ourselves based upon what we see and hear…he gets mad!
 
Can you say…pass the hypocrisy?
 
Got some real logical persuasion, Rush? Go for it. But remember….while we were being bashed by President Bush, you treated your old friend with kid gloves. Frankly, I’ll take being called a “tea bagger” over a “vigilante” any day of the week. You, Rush did NOT stick up for us. You stuck up for your friend. At least that’s how I felt. And I still feel that way. You put your party before country.
 
And then you wonder why there are so many Independents.
 
So, since this nobody adores you Rush, and because it’s obvious you’re a great man, with good intentions--- let me give you some nobody advice: These are desperate times. The last thing we need is you going around bashing MOST Of America. Most of the tea partiers are sick of both Parties, and it’s your job is to win those conservatives and liberal Independents over to the Republican Party, right?

                       So…STOP PUTTING THEM DOWN!!!
 
Get a frigging grip on your emotions, and THINK. Bashing us with your contempt is not going to get you anywhere. And if you still love this country as much as you say you do, BUT--- you considered the majority of Americans to be…stupid, then, run for president Rush, on the Republican ticket.

                            Put your convictions where your mouth is.
 
The Independents would vote for you. This nobody would vote for you. Many of us see no Republicans anywhere we can trust, right now. That’s a truth you’ll sooner or later just have to fess up and face. And as long as you keep putting decent Independent Americans down…I will turn you off… I consider your contempt for this nobody Independent, and all very fine Independent…fightin' words.
 
YES...I will fight you with both hands in front of me, because frankly---I don’t like bullies, and you’re starting to sound like one. (Okay, you have the bigger advantage. because your bigger than me, but I warn you!---I’m feisty!)
 
Yeah, nobody me! Put em’ up! Untie that other hand from behind your back!
 
Do you really want to divide the conservative Americans? Keep it up Rush. ---You’re doing a great job. The Democrats are just loving the fact that you can’t STAND Independents. The more people that don’t vote--the better.
 
And if America goes down, you certainly did you’re part to help with its final demise.

Nobody Wins when our favorite conservative warrior, loses sight of our founders, Rush....nobody wins.
 
Do YOU know who that Republican candidate is going to be in 2012?
 
I think you do. 
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Complexing the Gorgeousness of Michio Kaku

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 11:28:24 PM
Nobody Cares: “The universe is gorgeous and it did not have to be that way. It could have been random, lifeless, ugly---instead it’s full of rich complexity and diversity” ---Michio Kaku
 
 
Yes, Michio Kaku is exactly right. The universe is full of rich complexity and diversity.
 
For instance, look at this Hubble picture. It’s something traveling 11,000mph but no one is exactly sure what it is. Beautiful isn’t it?
 
 So, after listening to him the other night on Coast to Coast, I had to be amused when he blurted out that he thought our planet was on the verge of becoming a Type I civilization (This is his concept of species evolution) based on the fact that… Why----all over the world you could buy the same designer clothes! Look at that! We’ve evolved as shoppers! In other words, evidently, when the whole world starts thinking as “one” buying the same clothes, eating the same foods, and living as one...then we will advance to the first stage of true evolution!
 
And this is a guy who sits around and observes the diverse and beautiful universe?
 
What happened to diversity and complexity? Where would we be without Lady GA-GA and Elton John? Don’t we NEED complexity and diversity to evolve?
 
I’m just saying.
 
On a DNA genetic level, I think even he might agree. Without diversity, you can’t evolve into anything worth a worm hole.
 
This is the problem with genius. Tom Edison just couldn’t get over the fact that his cylinder records were inferior to the other companies who were making improvements. His son just couldn’t get it through his poor dad’s head, even though their competition proved him wrong, and put him out of the record playing business.
 
I think we can forgive him.
 
Columbus, till the day he died, insisted that he had discovered India.
 
Also, I’d say let’s cut him some slack.
 
And Michio Kaku, who believes in global warming, and actually says that there ARE no credible scientists who can refute global warming, is either too busy to read and keep up on the latest new facts…OR, he doesn’t have the time to worry about such nonsense. He said those damning e-mails were just…well, didn’t prove much. The North Pole will still melt he says.
 
Well, frankly, that’s not exactly a scientific fact yet. Just as much as it isn’t a fact that the greed of man can be overcome…which is what you would need in a one-world-fits-all Type One civilization.
 
I guess when you’re trying to explain the whole universe with just one equation you don’t sweat the small stuff…but he should.
 
In all matters mathematical, Mr. Kaku is one of a kind. When it comes to explaining string theory, 11 dimensions, there is no one like him. Most of us love his story of how when he was little he used to imagine visions of fish in a pond looking up and not seeing the beautiful world above them.
 
I certainly hope that the other America is doing much better than this one in that parallel universe right above our heads, and that Joe Biden is just a football coach there.
 
But even if I think that he might want to think about accepting diversity and complexity when it comes to “human beings,” what is just so adoring about Machio is that what he loves about the universe is what can be said is just so lovable about him. He has fantastic creativity, imagination, and is very full of rich complexity and diversity of all thoughts…and that’s what makes him so gorgeous. And I for one, am very glad he can buy the Ralph Lauren Loafers he loves, anywhere in the world. I want him to be comfortable while he keeps on imagining his hope for a one answer to everything in the universe. Maybe then, he can beam us all up.
 
I’ll even wear a universal Star Trek Uniform for the occasion.
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Nobody Knows Where the Money Goes...

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 12:21:31 AM
Nobody Knows:
I like to keep up with the really, really rich, especially while the news at the moment is that our President Obamarama is trying to spend as much money as he can before someone actually says: "'Uh, Mr. President, you cannot take off in Air Force One. We have no more gas."
 
 
 
Now, remember while you think about these wonderful places and "toys" ...We protected these Kings with our military and lives, and also fund their very expensive tastes for the good life.
 
And so, one wonders, just WHO did they thank?
 
And.... with what? Nobody Knows.
 
And if oil brings such lovely gifts, why is it that WE do not dig for oil again? Muslims, for all their complains about our decadent lifestyle, sure do love to engage in our love for expensive "toys."
 
They love capitalism, I'd say.
 
At the top, we have a newly, designed by Gary Player, Abu Dhabis Saadiyat Beach Club...which will be no doubt the most expensive golf course in the world, due to be finished by 2013.Yes, build a perfect course on sand. And why not?
 
Next, we see some rich Kings in silly skirts walking around their brand new "race"track" which holds the biggest "international" world cup horse race in the world. It even has a special canal built for the guy who built this huge race track playground, so that he can ride his luxury boat, from his house right up to his special box, and miss all the traffic.
 
On the bottom we have the Koenigsegs Trevita, which is the most expensive care in the world, at $2.21 million. There were only three made, and I'll bet you my entire collection of Happy Meal Toys, which INCLUDES a complete set of The Incredibles, that at least TWO of those Trevita's is owned by a Saudi King.
 
Is it any wonder the Bush's loved the Saudi's? Is it any wonder that Bill Clinton gave the orders NOT to kill bin Laden when he was with all his Saudi Prince friends, while they were hawking?
 
Is it any wonder America looks like a third world country next to these guys and they will only get richer, because they don't CARE about global warming!
 
Nope, none whatsoever.
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Nobody's Perfect: Rip Torn

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, February 01, 2010 11:12:55 PM
Nobody's Perfect: Rip Torn, everyone's favorite actor boss, was found this week, breaking into a bank with a loaded gun.
 
This is his mug shot.
 
He was also found intoxicated, at the scene, but, when asked why he broke into the bank, he said that he was still working as the head of the interplanetary organization for monitoring aliens, and he was on his way home when he saw this couple walk into a bank.
 
The bank was closed, so he suspected a crime in progress.
 
He told the police that he was actually trying to catch this alien who had abducted this beautiful woman and who was taking her to the bank to obviously try to empty out her account.
 
By the time the cops got there, the alien had already gotten away on his intergalactic space vehicle, and Rip Torn was found having a drink in the lobby, because he was quite upset that another alien had ..got away.
 
Okay...Nobody Makes This Stuff up, but there is one thing that I can't make up.
 
In real life, that lovely lady is actually that alien's wife, and by the look on Thorn's face, he can't believe it either.
 
I for one am really sorry that he didn't catch that alein. Yoda is upset too.
 
Maybe next time, Elmore.
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Who's YOUR Daddy Bush?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, February 01, 2010 1:08:53 AM
Nobody's Opinion:

There is good news: and there is bad news: The bad news first...
 
We all heard that Daddy Bush has been very not-so-silently campaigning for his son Jeb Bush to become President, in 2012. As a family, they are very likable, but really...come on. Enough is enough.
 
Of course, he will have to become Senator of Florida first, says Dad...and then he can go on to the White House, says the old guy, How sweet of them to "ask" us. You see, they are all such great "noble public servants."
 
They keep visiting Mr. Obama and saying sweet, lovely things about him, so I guess Mr. Obama has some say in the matter...how nice for him because...we sure don't.
 
I found this poster the Democratic Underground site, and I must say, I agree 100% with it. I don't care if Jeb is the best Presidential candidate since Eisenhower ...geez, we just got rid of the Kennedys, for God's sake.

WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK...period.
 
Two Bushes was enough, and if we are going to put in another one, then what's the point of voting at all? The liberals and Democrats hate them, and the Independents would stay home.
 
And if Jeb got 'voted' in, who would believe it? Really...what's the point? We might as well be Cuba.
 
As I was listening to predictions about Obama serving another four years the other night on Coast to Coast, I just could not believe my ears. Obama's popularity numbers are even lower than Bush W. was at the end of his term, so how in the world would he get in, short of WWIII? Which, if you were paying attention over the weekend is going to be started on Feb. 11, by Iran.
 
But then, as the guy kept talking, he said a very significant fact. Before the next election, they will legalize millions of Mexicans, and that's not counting the millions that are getting in each day, and Obama will give them (as the Bushes did and also would) free everything.
 
Of course he will be relected, unless Jeb runs, and then Jeb does speak better Spanish.
 
In any case, the global ball keeps rolling.
 
Now, count the thousands of Haitians coming over and getting instant work, and, with one flick of a pen, Obama would be reelected. The English speaking struggling Americans, will be just a flicker, already being encouraged by even the Pundits on Fox News to move over and let the younger kids get into those jobs.
 
Yes, Fox news.
 
Net international migration is expected to add one person every 37 seconds to the U.S. population in January 2010, resulting in an increase in total U.S. population of one person every 14 seconds.
 
In other words, the country will be, like they predicted, turning into mostly Spanish speaking people. And we will also continue to bring in a high population of Muslims, and whoever else they can cram in.
 
We...need...babies.
 
Jeb Bush is married to a Spanish speaking women, and speaks it himself. By that time, he will be the perfect candidate. So, it seem that the plan is for Obama to serve eight years, and then Jeb Bush will be ready to step in. Daddy Bush has announced it. This is not a tea party conspiracy, they are just getting us ready for it.

BUT...if we are attacked, as Iran says we will be, then Jeb might step in sooner, and Obama go up into the United Nations as the new, and forever more...Global leader.
 
Did you also hear that Obama is going to give the Internet to the world?
 
So, what's the good news you say?
 
So far, they haven't outlawed beer---we still have time to drink ourselves to death.
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Nobody Gets Email from Rush

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, January 31, 2010 1:59:40 AM
Nobody's EMail: This is me smiling...(Who says dogs don't smile?) because I got this e-mail from my very liberal friend, J.R., who sent THIS really great piece spoken by the man he absolutely abhors! Rush Limbaugh!
 
Ha!
It's a good day when a liberal sees the light, even if it's only lights up a few neurons behind his ears, don't you think!
 
So, here it is... Loathe him (and I do -jR) or love him he nailed this one right on the head........... By Rush Limbaugh:
 
 
I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don 't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can ' t let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country.
 
If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you' re going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million.
 
If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry. And there ' s a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. When the child hits 18, those payments come to a screeching halt.
 
Keep in mind that some of the people who are getting an average of $1.185 million up to $4.7 million are complaining that it ' s not enough. Their deaths were tragic, but for most, they were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
 
Soldiers put themselves in harms way FOR ALL OF US, and they and their families know the dangers. (Actually, soldiers are put in harms way by politicians and commanding officers..)
 
We also learned over the weekend that some of the victims from the Oklahoma City bombing have started an organization asking for the same deal that the September 11 families are getting.. In addition to that, some of the families of those bombed in the embassies are now asking for compensation as well. You see where this is going, don 't you?
 
Folks, this is part and parcel of over 50 years of entitlement politics in this country. It' s just really sad. Every time a pay raise comes up for the military, they usually receive next to nothing of a raise. Now the green machine is in combat in the Middle East while their families have to survive on food stamps and live in low-rent housing. Make sense?
 
However, our own US Congress voted themselves a raise. Many of you don' t know that they only have to be in Congress one time to receive a pension that is more than $15,000 per month. And most are now equal to being millionaires plus. They do not receive Social Security on retirement because they didn' t have to pay into the system..
 
 If some of the military people stay in for 20 years and get out as an E-7, they may receive a pension of $1,000 per month, and the very people who placed them in harm' s way receives a pension of $15,000 per month. I would like to see our elected officials pick up a weapon and join ranks before they start cutting out benefits and lowering pay for our sons and daughters who are now fighting.
 
"When do we finally do something about this?" If this doesn' t seem fair to you, it is time to forward this to as many people as you can. How many people CAN YOU send this to? How many WILL YOU???
 
++++++++ Yeah, it's great. And it's about right too. And so when they cut "military" costs, you can bet it won't be the pilots jetting around all the senators and their families on military planes. But WE are asked to send care packages to the boys....
 
Anyway, thanks JR...there is hope for you yet.
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This House Is Clean

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, January 29, 2010 11:06:06 PM
Nobody Reports: Zelda Rubinstein, died yesterday.
If ever there was anyone that could make us truly believe in ghosts, it was her. Her performance in Poltergeist should have won her an Oscar. She had a spirit that shone as big as a redwood tree..and thanks to Steven Spielberg for letting us all see it. A real original. A tiny package, with a big heart, and a great actress, and a wonderful voice. A fighter for aids...which costs her many a part so it is said. I will, miss her--- simply because she reminded me of my own mother, who, when she died was exactly the same size.... Another angel, gone, and don't we take them all for granted.
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Solar Panel Ice Rinks Trumps NASA

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, January 29, 2010 12:54:44 PM
Nobody's Absurdities, No. 80

Solar Panel Ice Rinks Trumps NASA
 
I woke up this morning to hear the news that America's plans to get back to the moon have been...trashed.
 
This "Oh, we're SO sorry we have been so superior in getting to the moon first, and you know, so advanced in technology, and we Americans have always been the first in science and engineering helping the WHOLE FRIGGIN' PLANET with our inventions...that Obama feels really bad that the rest of the world just is just not feeling good about it, psychologically.

"Not fair! You guys always win!"
 
Okay, says Obama. We'll just let you guys do it all. If we have to go to space, we will let the Russia and China put up our satellites, and our companies can take over. You know, AT&T, or Microsoft, or GE...those companies which our government owns half of anyway, at least this way, any fortunes made out of space can be put in OUR pockets! You know, it will go into that OTHER book we keep off the records....
 
The public sees the "OH we are TRILLIONS in debt...we need MORE money!" Instead of the book that shows, "Hey, we made over 165 trillion last year, let's not let the people find out!" book.
 
Yes, that one.
 
As Machu Picchu explained it this morning on FOX, this is like just cutting off your right arm. The nine-billion dollars that have been already spent trying to catch us up to Russia's rocket capabilities, have just been wasted.
 
In the meantime, we can spend billions of dollars putting Russian nuclear scientist on permanent payrolls dismantling their nukes, (You didn't think the Russians actually paid for that did you?) Yes, we will be giving hundreds of Russians big paychecks until they retire because..well, they will have no jobs to go to after they lose their jobs. I'm sure that even includes yearly vacations to DisneyWorld.
 
Not to mention, who paid for that international space station?
 
In the meantime, it seems the stimulus money is going to go to such wonderful and important things like--- exploring fossils in Brazil.
Right. That's a good one. The University of Chicago (Michelle and Obama's Alma) is getting lots of money to explore fossils too. Maybe they are going to dig up Hoffa's bones and he is going to be moved to the Capitol, and given a monument next to Mao.
 
But here's my personal favorite:
 
In my local paper I just discovered that a nearby neighborhood, Florissant, Missouri, a suburb of North St. Louis, basically a minority area, filled with black citizens who have public pools that are not over 4 feet because they can't swim...and now, they will be getting an $450,000 Federal stimulus grant for a solar panel roof at an ICE RINK, which nobody goes to because black kids for the most part, WOULD RATHER PLAY BASKETBALL!!
 
Nobody is ever on this ice rink. I know, I pass it all the time. BUT...a nice solar panel roof will not only melt the ice, but cost more money to keep cold...wait...so that will cost us more money to keep the ice cold because the solar panels will melt the ice, and more energy will be needed ...and what planet am I on?
 
We can only demise that Obama is officially...either working for the communists, or certifiably insane.
 
Last night on Coast to Coast am....a man who has written 16 books on making prophesy predictions, tried to convince the radio audience that Obama really is NOT the Antichrist that Nostradamus talked about. No that was Saddam Hussein.
 
Obviously , that guy has been to the moon, and is in dire need of stimulus money. I'd beginning to think the jury is still out on that one.
 
I say, we give it to him.
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Nobody Cares ABout Nobody's Response to Obama's State

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, January 28, 2010 1:04:06 PM
Nobody Cares...
 
Here I am, responding to 'President' Obama's first State of the Union address.
 
                       Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
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Baptism or Water-Boarding...What's the Difference?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, January 28, 2010 12:02:09 AM
Nobody Knows:
 
Water boarding: Push someone under the water and hold him there.
Baptism: Push someone under the water and hold him there.
 
What’s the difference? One is done as “torture.” One is done for “benefit.” But the actual physiological “damage” or stimulation to the brain…if measured…what does that tell us? What happens scientifically to that ball of funny-looking blubber in our heads after the fact? Nobody wants to know, but it does have me wondering.
 
One of the reasons that Scott Brown won the hearts of Americans in his race for Ted Kennedy’s seat in Massachusetts was his stance on water-boarding: he supported it. It’s no secret that these guys want to kill us all…so what’s a little “nudge” under the water? Many sane Americans agree.
 
It’s not like any of them suffer permanent damage from water getting into the brain---like some wacky science fiction movie. I can speak from experience when I say that ear wax alone makes a pretty good plug. As for the lungs…they are very careful.
 
But ‘President’ Obama ran on the notion that this terrible practice, done to elicit important information, was so barbaric of a practice, that he wanted it outlawed forever.
 
Nevertheless…I had a crazy thought: Can water-boarding be compared to baptism? Could we be doing the “tortured” soul that we water-board an actual favor, according to the latest psychiatric research? There is now new evidence that not only could water-boarding save lives, as many CIA agents along with (Mr. Cheney have insisted, but it could mean a whole new life for the person who goes through it and comes out alive on the other side!
 
Think I’m crazy?
 
Not according to Dr. Frank Lawlis. In his book, Retraining the Brain, he sites that over the years, psychiatrists have used lots of different methods to help mental sufferings, and dunking a person under water has been successfully used throughout history as a very effective maneuver, in order to…heal. They don’t know why it works, but it does.
 
He notes that in Egypt and Ireland a method called “purposeful ritual” was a sure help to many a suffering mind. Unlike the damage of the frontal lobes that comes with electric shock treatments, the person who underwent the “drowning” treatment would be placed underwater and come up…transformed--- In a better way. (He doesn’t suggest we do this, mind you, but makes the point.)
 
Here’s how it works: “In reaction to possible drowning, the brain shunts blood into different parts of the brain, based on a priority system of immediate needs. The first area is the need for survival. This is where the person does a life review. Once the brain believes that death is inevitable, it reserves the remaining energy for relaxing and preparing for a transition---some see angels.” (Or Elvis, but that’s another blog.)
 
“In the last phrase you get a message that since you probably are not going to survive; you start to think of just what you might have done to benefit the world and those you love. If you are then brought back to this reality and escape death, this last phase appears to have a lasting effect.”
 
Therefore, if you were just about to blow up a million people in the name of Allah, you might come to see that this really doesn’t benefit humanity at all, let alone your own family, and you would give up the plans of your cousin bin Laden, and tell what you know.
 
Dr. Lawlis also notes that many who come out of this “drowning “dramatically reinvent their lives as missionaries or messengers of spiritual truths.”
 
So, this nobody wonders… just how LONG did John the Baptist hold Jesus underwater when he was baptized? Long enough for him to kick in his, “I want to really save the world!” neurons and come out the Messiah?”
 
If so, thank God for John the Baptist. He did humanity a wonderful favor. He kicked-started a great movement that saved much of the world, and continues to this day! (I know, we could go into great fun here..take it amfortas!)
 
And if holding a person underwater can deliver such a miraculous tendency for that person to want to come back to reality and devote their lives to helping humanity…I say we put in a clause in the Constitution that all members of Congress have to be baptized… And if they refuse?
 
Then we water-board them on the discovery of their first wasteful pork-barrel project.
 
We might not get any messiahs, but maybe they would stop acting as if their heads are filled with… dish-water, soapy, greedy, mucky, nasty, sap.
 
The 111st Congress…Stop the Torture! Water-board or Baptize?
 
It’s all the same to me.
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