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Chris Matthews: Tinkling Again

Chris Matthews: It's Groundhog Tinkle Day!

Nobody Knows
which one of these three men would actually be picked to be a car bomber if they were in a police lineup, based just on his looks.
 
Look carefully now: If you picked the black man...you would be a racist according to our Attorney General, Eric Holder, but you also would be right.
 
The other two are well known political Ferrymen: Newt Gingrich and Chris Matthews. Chris is so upset that Newt is thinking about running for President, that he gave the best philosophical pinky-headed, razor-focused reason he could think of for why Newt should NOT run---based on his vast knowledge and astute criteria for picking a United States President....which is usually based on tinkle feelings in his legs.
 
He said this on his program:
MATTHEWS: But he looks like a car bomber. He looks like a car bomber. Clarence, he looks like a car bomber. (He was talking to some guy named Clarence) He's got that crazy Mephistophelian grin of his. He looks like he loves torturing. Look at the guy! I mean this, this is not the face of a president.
Now...look again carefully: Which man looks, based on just the face, like a man who loves to torture? I'll give you a hint: Look for 'tinkling eyes"
 
There is a good reason Chris Matthews is losing ratings, and this is just one of the many we have to tinkle about.
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Farrakhan: Public Enemy No. 2

Nobody's Flashes: Louis Farrakhan, that lovable public enemy number-two, has just warned us all: "What you see happening there (Middle East) you'd better prepare, because it will be coming to your door soon."
 
To which my baby tea party spirit says, "Oh yeah? "
 
Is it me? Didn't that sound like a threat?
 
According to Louis Walcott, his real name, (sort of like President Barry, who also took a Muslim name)--- Louis proclaims that whites are not civilized. (Come on...if Obama was a real Christian he would have run as Barry Soetoro.)
 
Farrakhan says that L. Ron Hubbard can save us, and if we hurry, we can all be as civilized as his good friend, Moo-moo Gaddhafi, or that other lovable black leader, Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe, or even Hitler, who by all accounts according to Louis, was a good man.
 
Remember the million-man marches? This nobody remembers how it was reported to be a wonderful Christian gathering for the men to come back and be responsible family men again. No mention back then that this guy was a die-hard Muslim/communist leader who had founded over 130 Mosques here.
 
THAT wasn't on MSNBC.
 
Did you also know that Nation of Islam believes that white people were created from blacks 4,000 years ago on an Aegean island by a black scientist.. ...ummmm...what was his name again? Caliphatitis?
 
Really, why is this guy NOT in jail somewhere picking bugs out of Charlie Mansion's eyebrows because it's on the record that he was behind Malcolm X's assassination. Malcolm's' own daughter tried to kill him and was arrested.
 
Malcolm took the guy, trained him, and then decided that well...the Muslim religion was pretty bad stuff. Farrakhan saw an opportunity to make himself KING of the American Muslims and took it. But, that's all history...that was before he was taken up in a UFO and enlightened about the how the Nation of Islam, hates Jews-whites-gays, and that filthy swine, Rihanna.
 
Snoop Dog on the other hand is great.
 
Our 'President' Obama has kept quiet on his Muslim brother..while calling the Tea Party all racists---.but remember this: In 1952, President Truman started the National Day of Prayer. In 1988, President Reagan made it the first Thursday in May, In June 2007, Obama canceled the National Day of Prayer because he didn't want to offend anybody--- BUT, on September 25, 2009, the President held a National Muslim Day of Prayer next to the White House and 50,000 Muslims attended.
 
I know-- my poor baby feet. The sand is getting real hot.
 
Louis now says, "The Jews want to invade Libya and start a war."
 
Gee Louis...The war in Libya has already started, from all reports, and the Jews weren't exactly in the region. Maybe you should switch to Scientology and change your name to Louis Hubbard. That UFO might pick you up again...and hopefully take you somewhere far...far...away, to a more civilized planet, where you can make a movie called "Battlefield Earth, The Final Solution." starring Snoop Dog, and Moo-Moo Gaddafi. (Yes, take them with you.)
 
And just to show you how civilized this nobody is: on the next National Day of Prayer, I will pray for a UFO to do just exactly that. And then, we can all start concentrating on public enemy number-one.
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Decadent Dictators

Nobody Wins: The Muslims in the Middle East like to attack the West's decadence and capitalism..so tell me, how come their leaders, love to buy so many...decadent things?
Gaddafi's son, Saif-al-Islam has a million-dollar beautiful mansion in London, and who knows where else?
 
It's said by many that his dad is worth over 600 billion dollars.
 
And then there's Teodorin Obiang...the agricultural minister of Equatorial Guinea. His salary is $6,799 dollars a year. His little country is the third largest producer of oil in Africa.
 
He has a 35 million dollar mansion in Malibu, a 33 million dollar jet, and is building a super yacht worth 380 million dollars. Poor Teodorin is only worth, according to Forbes, $600 million dollars.
 
He needs to catch up. How about a house in the Hamptons?
 
What do dictators in the Middle East all have in common? Oil. They take the majority of the profits...their people live on less than a dollar-a-day, and the US sends them billions every year for access to it.
 
Can anyone tell me WHY?
 
Condoleezza Rice once said that Teodorin Obiang was "a good friend." I hate to say this: but we should wonder why we have so many billionaire and millionaires in our Congress. And also why they are willing to spend up to a billion of their own money just to get in a job that at its highest only pays, $400,000?
 
If Michael Moore wants some National Treasure, he needs to look no further than Pennsylvania Ave.
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Jane Russell: More than a Sex Goddess

Nobody Reports-- that a great sex icon passed away today, and I think we ought to at least mention the fact that she once described herself as -- ‘a teetotal mean-spirited Right-wing conservative Christian bigot’.
 
They don't make women like that anymore.
 
I first saw her in "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds" (yeah guys...I know you remember her in THE OUTLAW-- go ahead...) and I thought to myself, that if there was one woman who could hold her own against the most famous sex goddess of all time, it was Jane Russell, and not just because of her special body parts. There was real intelligence in those eyes. Jane played the "smart" gal from little Rock in that movie.. against the dumb blond, and if I was a man and had to pick between the two to be a mother of my children... it would have been the one with brains.
 
DNA is important...just ask Charlie Sheen. (Wait...bad example...how about Secretariat?)
 
Not that Marilyn was stupid, far from it. Anyone who could act that stupid was near genius as far as I was concerned...she was just more messed up.
 
But, Jane had a rough life too, it seems. Married three times, and divorced twice. She couldn't have children due to a botched abortion at the age of eighteen, so she adopted three of her own. Later on in life she helped set up an International Adoption Agency so people here could adopt from other countries. She was against all abortions after her own, the rest of her life. She almost died, from the procedure.
 
Once she was asked what she thought of Hollywood liberals such as George Clooney, Susan Sarandon, and Sean Penn, she said, "I think they're not well."
 
Now, that's class.
 
Just for fun----imagine Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell (looking as they did in this 1953 picture) coming down the steps of the Oscars in 2011...and presenting the award for best costume? Or better yet---Supporting Actor?
 
Christian Bale would not only have forgotten his wife's name, but probably his own. Is it me? Or did the old sex goddesses look more...real and...fun...and alive?
 
As for the other picture? I just thought we needed a more current picture of a famous derriere.
 
 Joyanna---you are classless for showing that picture of our First Lady!
 
You know what? I bet Jane would get a big kick out of it---this one's for you Jane!
 
You did us proud.
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