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The Twelfth Imam VS the Freemasons--Get Your Tickets Here!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, March 29, 2011 11:57:24 PM
Nobody Wins: Here's an interesting twist to a subject that I just can't help but noticing:

First: if you haven't already seen the film that is being shown all over the world, called, "The Coming is Near" in which it is predicted that the 12th Imam is coming back to take over the world...then you can take a view of it here. While you may find it boring through the beginning...(I did) fast forward it towards the end (23.00) when you start seeing the pictures of our past Presidents. The video talks mostly about the Freemasons wanting to take over the world.
 
Gee...I didn't know there were so many...did you? ALL the western world's leaders are going to secret rituals and saving the widow's son? If that's true...than Obama better look into it...he is being left out.
 
Many of us in America have read and are familiar with a "secret" society of Freemasons...through books, movies, and family members--- but I thought it particularly strange, that an Iranian propaganda movie made for people in the Middle East, to even be familiar with the concepts of Freemasons. Over here, people hardly give them any thought. Ask a young person in America if he knows any Freemasons and he will think it's some kind of band.
 
At this same time this week, The History Channel presented a two-hour special on Freemasons...and I found the coincidental timing of these two media presentations almost suspicious.
 
There is no doubt that the powerful leaders of the Western world have secret meetings, and keep most of their plans from the "little" people, but The History Channel's conclusion was that the Freemasons are not powerful at all...just a boy's club of good guys.
 
Frankly, that worries me almost as much as the video from Iran. I don't think that sensational video of "The Coming is Near" was made for the people over there..I think it was propaganda made to be seen by the little nobodies...over here.
 
Basically they are telling us..'Your leaders are in an evil plot to take over the world." And there is a lot of truth to that. But, guess what? I'll take our evil leaders over their evil leaders any day of the week.
 
For one thing, our malls are not ready for the swarming of black Burke's'. High heels are all the rage.

Second I don't even want to think about this, but I find you must think of all angles: There could have been American people on our side who helped with this video.We have got plenty of idiots over here helping with the riots in the middle east. It wouldn't be the first time in history....people make lots of money off war.
 
The famous symbol of the Freemasons with the compass and the anvil, and the G (representing God) in the middle is supposed to mean for all Masons to :"circumscribe their desires and keep their passions within due bounds toward all mankind."
 
Something tells me we are going to need some hammers in that symbol, the compass is just not cutting it. Maybe we should just put them all the Freemasons in the Coliseum in Rome, and tell them to fix it. Then we'll tell the Muslims waiting for the 12th Imam that he is going to rise up out of the bottom of the Coliseum and save the world. And while they wait for him...we can go back to our lives, and watch more documentaries on the History Channel about how the Templar's were very rich men, and some of them were gay, and Washington D.C. in under the sign of Virgo because even politicians like virgins, and Bill Clinton is a 33 Master Mason, and the seeing eye goes back to Isis, and Obama is REALLY the 13th Iman...and...if you see the numbers 22, and 1111 be sure the eye is talking to you...and Lindsey Lohan is going to become a Mason...and take over the world...and Skull and Bones is really just a sleazy bar in Oxford, and I can't get enough of this stuff...can you?
 
And THAT's why they mentioned it, I'm sure, also...check out the nun...that's a clue right there that there's something else here that's meets the eye....
 
Oh yes, the eye is on our dollar! And it's...closing...now...wait...it's disappearing...
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Nobody's Perfect: Superman Obama VS The Supernuts EU

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, March 29, 2011 12:01:07 AM
Nobody's Perfect: Darn. I missed 'President' Obama's big speech on why we are in Libya tonight....by all accounts I'll go with Sarah Palin's reaction to it which was..."What is the mission again?"
What I did notice from the few clips that I saw was that Obama made sure to start out with praising all the troops and soldiers and reminding everyone that was listening that he is the "commander in chief" who can put our troops anywhere in the world in which he sees trouble...(What is Congress for again? Why do we pay those guys?)
 
He said this: "The United States of America is different and as president I refuse to wait for the images of slaughter and mass graves before taking action. Moreover, America has an important strategic interest in preventing Gaddafi from overrunning those who oppose him,"

(Mighty Mouse...is on the waaaaaaaay!!)
 
Obama's strategic interest was he didn't want people flooding into Tunisia and Egypt. Too bad he doesn't feel that way about our drug war on our border..40,000 people so far have been brutally murdered in Mexico. If he is so concerned about images of mass slaughter why doesn't Obama send bombers down there? Why? We have more of a strategic interest in stopping the drugs coming into our country, then helping al-Qaeda fight Gaddafi.
 
Not to mention, that's a LOT of dead people, Mr. President, down there, and some of them are missing their heads.
 
Did you MISS the pictures of the mass graves just south of our border Mr. President?
 
Obama didn't have to wait for images of the already dead in all the other Middle Eastern cesspools of "democracy," they are right there in front of him. It was reported that 67 dead bodies are waiting for him to take a look at in Syria.
 
Saying that he doesn't want the efforts at democracy in the Middle East to be spoiled by Gaddafi was about as lame as Newt Gingrich (who almost made the cut tonight) saying his first two marriages broke up because of his ever eternal love of his country. Both excuses pretty lame if you ask me.
 
Nevertheless, Obama is no surprise, but this headline absolutely floored me.
         
                                        EU to ban cars from cities by 2050.
 
Cars will be banned from London and all other cities across Europe under a draconian EU master plan to cut CO2 emissions by 60 per cent over the next 40 years.
 
Unless of course you are a member of the EU, than you can drive your limousine in any city at all. They can all race their expensive cars down the main drags.
 
Obama may be a insufferable Marxist, a Soros puppet, an illuminati Mafia candidate working for the job of head guy at the UN..but I'd say the EU wins hands down this week on the "Nobody's Perfect" calendar...coming into the threshold of really crazy loons.
 
Ban all cars from London? Rome? Paris? Brussels? It's about time they banned the EU.
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The Obamacrats: Part II

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, March 28, 2011 2:43:19 PM
Nobody Remembers: Let's remember our fine historical history of the connections between the mob and the Democrats. This just released on AP:
President Barack Obama will raise cash for Democrats in New York this week and Chicago next month. A Democratic official says Obama will raise money for the Democratic National Committee Tuesday night during a trip to New York for the dedication of a United Nations building. Obama will also attend a democratic fundraiser April 14 in his hometown of Chicago, the same city where his re-election campaign will be based.
As we recall, it was Jimmy Hoffa that gave the final votes from Illinois to put Jack Kennedy in the White House, simply because Joseph Kennedy, his dad, who made his millions off of illegal bootlegging, asked them to do it as a favor.
And then, the OTHER brother, Robert, who was made Attorney General by his Presidential brother, came after them, for which, many say...the Mafia had them both killed, with the blessing of LBJ who REALLY wanted to be President.
 
Hey, that's what they say.
 
New York and Tammery Hall...are still alive, and now, Richard Daley, the current Chicago Jimmy Hoffa, works for Obama. Rahn Emanuel, Obama's right hand man, was given the office of Mayor of Chicago, to make sure that the votes from Illinois once again go to Obama, keeping them all in power. Harry Reid will die before he leaves Las Vegas, the town that was built by the pensions trust funds of the Unions out of Chicago.
 
Nobody talks about the Mafia anymore, but they did send Rahm a dead fish, when he left the White House.
 
Those Mafia guys really have a great sense of humor.
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Nuclear Fallout: Do You REALLY Want to Know About It?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, March 27, 2011 11:44:17 PM
Nobody Opinion: Never believe in mirrors or newspapers. ~Tom Stoppard
 
It seems the more I read, and the more I search, the less I know about the radiation problem in Japan, and if we could be actually be affected here in the United States. Just when I hear some expert on TV say, "Don't worry about it.", somebody else comes out and says, "They are lying to you." I wish they'd make up their minds.
 
There are experts on BOTH sides of the issue. Is this science or politics? When in doubt, ask someone you think might know. So I asked my cousin Corky. (That's what real nobodies do.) "Well gee, they exploded thousands of nuclear bombs all over the world in the fifties and sixties and nobody ever died from that, did they?"
 
Uh...I don't know...somebody must have gotten sick...somewhere.
 
And that's the trouble with this stuff. You can't see it. You can't smell it. But it can kill you, in twenty or thirty years down the road. (Having said that: do NOT read anything about Nano-technology...that's my advice.)
 
 And why should we trust our government to tell us the truth? In WWII, even though it was well documented that cigarettes caused lung cancer, (The Nazi's established that fact.) free cigarettes were put in every soldier's daily C-ration. This went on until 1975. The reason given was that it "calmed the nerves," but cigarettes also made you less hungry. Ask anyone who smokes why they don't want to quit, they say they don't want to gain weight.
 
John Sparke, a man who went with the British Admiral, John Hawkins, to explore Florida in 1564, writes in his observation of the local Indians that:
"The Floridians, when they travel, have a kind of herb dried (tobacco) which, with a cane and an earthen cup in the end, with fire, and the dried herbs put together, do suck through the cane the smoke thereof, which smoke satisfies their hunger; and therewith they live four or five days without meat or drink; and this all the Frenchmen used for this purpose."
Wow...calm nerves and makes them a more efficient army---what General could resist? General George Washington might have handed out cigarettes at Valley Forge had he known.
All the movie stars smoked back then, and the tobacco companies should have made a fortune; it was a win/win situation at the time for a government trying to win a war.
 
Sadly, it was their children that had to watch the 'greatest generation' die of cancer---I know firsthand as I watched my own parents (whom survived WWII) struggle with quitting themselves, and the hideous suffering they had to go through---caused by smoking.
 
And what do I know about "radiation" besides the fact that it's bad for you? I'm not even sure about the cell phones. I know enough to surmise that any parent that lets a child under six use one every day is playing with loaded dice.
 
Japan, just by being themselves..are acting like they've got it under control. But, when a report came out that the level at the Fukushima plant was 10 million times the normal level, you go...Whoa...I'm staying inside for a week!
 
Okay, I'm kidding.
 
Remember, you can't see this stuff, and it does not dissipate...like any good little particle of nuclear stuff...it has a shelf- life of forever. It floats around, until rain or snow brings it down, and then it's a whole other problem. That they can agree on.
 
Remember, right after the earthquake, when they all said, "Hey folks! This will disappear over the ocean..you're all safe." And then days later, the REAL nasty stuff exploded and everyone was pretty quiet, and then...Hey!...how about that Charlie Sheen? Can you believe that guy?
 
Right now, the United States is bringing fresh water to Japan because theirs has been contaminated..that can't be good.
 
So, in true American media fashion, this danger has now been regulated to the bottom of the news hour. Libya is now our main concern. Gadfly is a major threat, according to all who pontificate. Oh...and by the way..you've got higher levels of radiation out there in Nevada, Colorado, and Florida,...and today an expert said,
"There's no significant threat to the United States from the radiation from this area. And, in fact, I would argue the people in the United States who are buying iodine pills ought to save them for the people in Japan. The people in Japan need them."
Sorry, I'm not sending mine. Years ago, I saw a doctor on Fox news say that everyone should have a bottle of KI's (Potassium Iodide) in their closet. I bought three bottles. I gave one to my son, who said, "Come on mom...if we get hit by a nuclear blast, I'll be dead. You worry too much."
 
He may be right. I may be crazy. But, just in case, I'm taking my Ginkgo and putting a few more drops of liquid Kelp in my water. And then..watch...knowing me, I'll catch a virus that I can't see from a K-Mart bathroom, left there by an illegal alien, and think I'm dying of Ebola, never knowing that it was actually the radioactive toilet paper made in China which was contaminated from the fallout from Fukushima that killed me when I touched it.
 
Okay, I have an active imagination, but it's not my fault...like I said. I wish someone would just tell us the truth. And that's NOT gonna happen, is it?
 
Someday, the children of the "idiotic generation" might be watching their parents die of some new cancer from being exposed to nuclear plutonium dropping on their heads while they were breathing heavily while talking on their cell phones, standing in line to get on Space Mountain at Disneyland. It's safe to say, that it will take years for some nobody to figure out that our government knew the possible dangers and just couldn't do anything about it, so why bother us with facts?
 
And on that note, I'm going to stop looking in the mirror, because lately I'm always thinking as I look back at myself ..I'm saying...Admit it, you have no clue. What you do know, is going to drive you crazy, so stop thinking about it. Not looking at mirrors is easy...especially at my age. But NOT reading the newspapers---I'm afraid I wouldn't give that up even if it kills me.
 
I must face the facts: I'm radioactively doomed to ignorant perdition in all things nuclear.
 
I hope you are too.
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Houston-- We Have a REAL Presidential Cosby Candidate!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, March 27, 2011 1:00:17 AM
Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night: I have been getting so many great emails during the week, that I think I'll have to post them more than once a week. It seems such a pity to let these gems of wisdom and enlightenment go without notice. So, keep an eye out for more from me.
Here's one by Bill Cosby...who was not only one of the funniest men on the planet, but a real American, who maybe SHOULD run for President!
 
(Thanks to Pat)
 
******
Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things. Looks like he's done it again!

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!
 
I have decided to become a write-in candidate for President for the year 2012... Here is my platform:
 
1. Any use of the phrase: 'Press one for English' is immediately BANNED! English IS the official language: Speak it, or wait outside our borders until you can.
 
2. We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do NO exports. We will use the "Wal-Mart's" policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it." We'll make it here and sell it here!
 
3. When imports are allowed, there will be 100% import tax on it coming in here.
 
4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the Southern border of the United States. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.
 
5. Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nothin in, you AIN'T getting nothin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
 
6. Welfare. Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
 
7. Professional Athletes--Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports...For life.
 
8. Crime---we will adopt the Turkish method, I.e., the first time you steal you lose your right hand. (Nobody says...Bill is really getting into it now!) There is no more 'life sentences.' If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
 
9. One export of will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.
 
10. All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately lower the taxes. When disasters occure around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the deicsion as to whether, or not, it is a worthy cause.
 
11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school, and every day in CONGRESS.
 
12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, ete.
 
My apologies if I have stpped on anyone's toes...NEVERTHELESS...

                         GOD BLESS AMERICA
 
Sincerly,
 
Bill Cosby.
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The New World Order of the General Elites (GE)

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, March 26, 2011 2:18:47 AM
Nobody Wins: Jeffery Immelt, the CEO of General Electric, is just about as arrogant a man as you would ever encounter. I once saw him on Charlie Rose, and he made it quite clear, that to him, America was just a stooge on a map. He is a proud globalist. Jeffery said that if any man or women in America that worked for GE did not want to go work in China--he would fire them on the spot, because to Jeffery, we all must accept the fact that GE, (and Jeffery)  is King of the World. He loves China, because communism works so well for a CEO.
 
His mother must be proud.
 
We found today that GE, made profits of $14.2 billion worldwide, and $5.1 billion from the United States. The company did not have to pay any taxes. In fact, GE got a tax benefit of $3.2 billion.
 
That G.E. Japanese nuclear reactor melted down just in time.
 
When Obama says he wants the rich to pay more, he means, he wants them to pay more to him. GE gave more money to Obama's campaign than had ever been given before.
 
 Jeffery went to India with 'President' Obama, and was on the plane to Rio with him too. He has been given an official government title. He is right by his side making plans for one big GE world.
 
But it's not just GE gettng tax breaks, many big multinational companies are getting everything for free. Almost all of them pay no taxes, so when Michael Moore complains, you can understand why so many people listen to him, and that's a fact that is maddening.
 
To get Obamacare passed, (with the blessings of big insurance, and pharmaceutical companies) Obama had to make exceptions to his rule and bribe a few states with a "get out of Obamacare Free" card. Then before you knew it, ALL the big international companies got excused from the Obamacare draconian law, a law that all the Congressmen don't have to abide by either. The truth is: if you are rich, you are excused, if you are poor...you better pay up.
 
Obamacare is a slow holocaust. It's a depopulation tool, dressed in a benevolent "universal health care for ALL" package.
 
Depopulation is a key plan for the very rich. Warren Buffett gave $3 billion dollars to promote abortions all over the world, right after Obama first official act was to open the gates of taxpayer support for abortions worldwide. Obama kicked in $50 million, thank you very much dear citizen.
 
Yes, Warren and Bill Gates voted for Obama. And there are other reasons why.
 
Warren just put up $50 million of his own money to start up the UN nuclear bank, and why? Warren has an energy utility business and owns MidAmerican Energy. His motivation for donating to the UN nuclear bank will benefit him later with regard to a UN monopoly over nuclear power for electricity. This from Infowars:
Taxpayers will ultimately fund the UN nuclear bank that is in opposition to public interest and freedom. This trick is accomplished through foundations convincing governments to regulate or take action on an issue and then passing the cost on to taxpayers. As sovereign countries dismantle their nuclear weapons under UN treaties, the UN is simultaneously building its nuclear arsenal by way of the nuclear bank.
Yes, Buffett proposed this UN bank through a foundation he funds called the Nuclear Threat Initiative. (NTI) Ted Turner (who would like to get rid of at least 5 billion on the planet) is co-chairman. Sam Nunn, is the other chairman. So, who else is working hard on dismantling our nuclear weapons besides Obama? Henry Kissinger, George Schulz, William Perry, Zbigniew Brzezinki, Madeleine Albright, and Colin Powell among others. Oh, it's for the benefit of mankind they say...a dream to get rid of all those nuclear weapons.
Right, and my mother loved to do laundry.
 
These rich guys are after a one-world government. What Alex Jones, and David Icke have been talking about for years, is finally becoming known to us all. Cassandra Anderson of Inforwars wrote:
In short, the sustainable objective is the abolition of private property, education for global citizenship, and the use of technology to control human action. Additionally, the UN is locking in another uranium enrichment monopoly over nuclear power for electricity, which will also increase “interdependency of nations.”
So, GE got Congress to outlaw our light bulbs and make us buy ones filled with mercury; GE has forced our government to push electric cars and the rebuilding of a whole nations infrastucture and all this new technology to profit billions more for them, and also to join with the United Nations in building global nuclear GE power plants...all without having to pay one single dime in taxes. Our politicians are just butt-boys to these big companies. Charlie Rangel and George W. Bush both passed laws benefiting the tax breaks for GE.
So..nobody suggests that we change the name of the Unites States Government to GE...the General Elites.
 
And then...turn the lights out.
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Falling Down Holes, Climbing to the Moon

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, March 24, 2011 11:37:49 PM
Nobody's Opinion: Somewhere tonight a dead Marine in Afghanistan, is being scrapped off the inside of a Humvee by some other Marine whose job it is to figure out how to get as much as is left of his body back to the morgue...sometimes having to grab it by sticky gobs...looking for notes in pockets and pictures of children, dogs, and cars to send home.
 
While I think about this, I glanced down at my dog, who sits at full attention, waiting for me to give her the last of the glass of milk that I am enjoying...she's getting old, but when it comes to milk, she has the look of a young puppy.
 
These two scenes..a young man far away, blown up for a reason not many of us really know anything about, and myself here--- sitting comfortable in my little room...leaves me feeling like Alice falling down a hole, only to come out the other side and floating off into space. I don't want him to be there. I don't want some mother to lose her child to a country whose government has been captured by elite oligarchs who send boys into battle and for which they no longer care what it's citizens' might want.
 
I try to imagine what the people in England must have felt during the blitz, and I just can't. And I certainly don't want to be thinking about any of this tonight...but I am.
 
In America...we know that the enemy is over there. But, we also know, they are welcoming them here with open arms, and that's because we have a President who believes the absurd notion that Muslims have been a great part of America and her history. So...

Nobody Knows when the American's are going to make a much needed "Regime" change here. Who's running? So far, candidates like Palin, Romney, and Newt have all made some big bucks just hinting at the prospect through book sales. Donald also has made money off the announcement. Ron Paul...mmmmm ...will he run again? Probably all of them will, but what really troubles this Nobody is the fact that not one..NOT ONE...democrat has come out to challenge Obama. That party has been obliterated. It almost doesn't exist.

Nobody's Perfect Somewhere in Florida some black chick walks into a Burger King and attacks the (white) people serving her food. She hops up on the counter and hits them with a plastic cooler. Yes, this fine mother of four kids, was on spring vacation. The rest of the black tourists helped her trash the restaurant. This happens when your welfare check can only take you from Alabama to Florida, when you really wanted a Hawaii vacation. Times are rough.
Nobody Cares  I'm waiting for the big earthquake. It's been predicted that California is going to have a huge one due to the Super moon, (sometimes before the 27th) and even Michael Moore is going to feel this one.

Nobody Wonders Were Liz Taylors' eyes REALLY violet, or did she wear contacts? And why did she win Oscars and Richard Burton did not? Care to speculate? I saw her once in person, and I really didn't see the purple eyes. She was beautiful..but all I saw was mascara.

Nobody's Fool  Ron Paul came out with this statement about our wars:
“The American people are sick and tired of this. We are in trouble here. We’re spending money overseas, we blow up countries and then we have to rebuild them at the same time we can’t even build our own infrastructure.”
Who does not agree?

Nobody Wins: So, as we watch Paul Allen buy a nice small jet for himself, you must know, our Unions are out to destroy the country and redistribute the money due to the fact that Michael Moore says, the rich have got loads of money and he wants it.
 
The Chinese are dealing with the problem of all their newly rich being able to keep their own money by avoiding revolutions. After all, they ARE communists. The people in the city are making three times as much as their country cousins. So...Beijing has ordered on pain of a hefty fine, all Billboards a ban on luxury. To tone down the divide between the rich and the poor. They want the words, "luxury, royal, supreme, and high class" taken out of all advertizing.
 
Hey, we have been doing that here for some time. The rich will pay over a hundred dollars for jeans that have big holes in them. They want to let the poor people know, they are JUST like them, the rich have holy jeans too--don't hurt them.

Nobody Reports that even maybe the fact that our movie stars are no longer glamorous, is a well thought out plan for the rich to keep themselves safe.
 
And having said that, I feel safe tonight knowing that somewhere a Marine gave his life for the right reasons...so that I can go have another glass of milk, before I get into my nice warm bed.
 
At least, that's what I'm telling myself. I don't want to fall down any more holes than I have to. I'm climbing up to the moon.
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Is Ahmadinejad on Steroids, and is Barry Bonds Telling the Truth?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, March 22, 2011 9:58:50 PM
Nobody Knows which story in the news today was funnier: Barry Bonds saying that his trainer told him he was taking flax seed oil and arthritis cream and he had no clue he was on steroids for all the years he played baseball, or Ahmadinejad claiming that Iran has developed the first flying saucer to fly the earth.
 
Let's hope those aliens from Roswell are actually dead.

Nobody Knows which one of these men are telling the truth.
 
 
On the one hand, if flax seed DID actually boost Barry's Bonds muscles to the size of large cannon balls, then flax seed would cost over $100 an ounce because every man in the world would have vast cases of it stored in the back trunk of his car. AND if Barry actually believed his trainer was giving him flaxseed, that is evidence right there that his steroid abuse was beyond comprehension.
 
On the other hand, If Ahmadinejad has actually developed a flying saucer, then I say we need to see what he means to do with this "flying saucer."
 
Invade our Capitol and capture Jack Nicolas?
 
Put a saucer over every city in the Western World with JBL speakers ready to play Yoko Ono's greatest hits over and over, thereby destroying us with our own music till we surrender to Allah?
 
Challenge our F-16's to a showdown?
 
Land on a golf course and kidnap Obama?
 
Do nighttime raids over cattle farms in Iowa during our presidential primaries?
 
Sell them to Gaddafi?
 
Nobody Knows if this is real, but Ahmadinejad says these flying saucers will be spy machines, something our own government is working on night and day, only they are making spy planes to look like bugs and birds.
 
I don't care, I'm not feeding them.
 
More than likely he is telling the truth...he has a flying saucer, but it's NOT the first one ever to fly the earth. And I bet when we finally get to see one for real, they will look much like our drones, which, by the way, are doing a lot of damage over there.
 
The saucer, named "Zohal," sure takes a good picture...just like all the other pictures ever taken of a UFO.
 
Nobody thinks that we do have aliens walking the earth, and today we found out that Nobody Cares.
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Nobody's Perfect: Messiah Obama VS Tax-Doger McCaskill

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, March 21, 2011 10:35:01 PM
Nobody's Perfect: 'President' Obama was criticized heavily on all the cable channels last week (and ALSO by Donald Trump) for playing too much gulf as Japan's nuclear reactors were melting down. He came out and pretty much said, we were all heartbroken, and ships were sent to help, but then Obama, stayed quiet and went back to the links.
 
Then he came out again, and said Gaddafi had got to go, and so, after asking, "Mother may I?" to the United Nations, he sent over some of our best and lethal planes to bomb for a few days, which will do just about nothing, as all the generals were saying.
 
So now we find out, Obama has changed his mind, and we are going to hand over the situation to the French and British. He wants Gaddafi to leave, but, that's not why he sent over planes, which makes about as much sense as telling someone I want you to go, but...go ahead and stay...not my call. Obama has the foreign policy equivalence of a community organizer, which...is what he is.
 
Remember the good old days when only Congress, by Constitutional degree, had the right to declare war?
 
The Libyan oil fields are one of the main suppliers of oil that Europe gets outside of Russia. Russia owns all the other pipelines. Which explains why George W. Bush took Gaddafi off the terrorist' list, and the Scots sent back the Lockabie bomber.
 
So---Obama put a small military effort into Libya, and now Michael Moore wants him to return his peace prize. Maybe it's because we have a Supermoon, but for once, I agree with Michael Moore. Europe, like America, should protect its own oil interests. Too bad they seem to be copying us. If this really was about people being killed by their own governments, we'd have to invade half the planet.
 
But there IS one thing he did so right this week. He went to Rio, (missing any fallout here) to get jobs for Brazilians. He also managed to get his schedule changed to visit the Statue of Christ the Redeemer to nighttime so that his photographer could get this famous shot to be displayed to all the world. And if you think this wasn't planned perfectly, notice...it's Obama standing right in the middle of Jesus' silhouette. It's as if Jesus is saying, "I bless and care for his man." The only reason he is trying to catch Jesus' light, is because there ARE no lighted night statues of Mohammed anywhere in the world. And for that, we can be thankful.
 
And then--- there's Claire McCaskill, from my home state of Missouri. Senator McCaskill at one time was Missouri's state auditor. Claire, just like all our politicians, loves to fly around on her private plane at the expense of the taxpayers. She has made over 90 trips from here to Washington.
 
BUT...she has not paid her property taxes on her plane for over four years. She owes over $280,000 dollars and is planning to sell it.
"The Missouri Republican Party is going to try to ride this horse as long as they can. They’re going to try to make this as big a deal as they can. Them filing the ethics complaint is about as surprising as the sun coming up. I have convinced my husband to sell the damn plane,” McCaskill said on a conference call with reporters. “I will never set foot on the plane again.”
The Senate Ethics Committee has yet to comment on the matter.
 
Gee Claire...you sound a bit upset that you had to pay back the money? For a lady who was state auditor, this nobody finds it hard to believe she had no clue that she owed back taxes.
 
No big deal? Nobody begs to differ....it seems what happens in Rio, stays in Missouri.
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Globalizating the Gobers

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, March 19, 2011 10:47:07 PM
Nobody Flashes Another Email--- Japan's recent disaster has left more than a few hundred people out of work here in America, (in the GM auto industry) because they depend on parts from Japan. Globalization has been sold to all of us by our elite rulers as the only way to go into the future. Having each country depend on each other so that no wars could ever be fought. That's the "globalists" story, and they're sticking to it. Only time will tell if their big plans to morph the whole world into a one- world-no- borders GAIA...is successful, but so far, the results aren't looking so good.
Obama was happy to announce that the United States was going to buy Brazil's oil. He is making lots of jobs for Brazil. I guess in return, he gets World Soccer and Summer Olympic front row tickets.
 
What's a nobody going to do? I have NO idea. Start with humor. I like this email...hope you do too. (Thanks to J.R.)

Question: What it the truest definition of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death. (my very 'special' person)

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed by an Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
 
This was sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
 
That my friend is globalization!
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Who Should Come First?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, March 18, 2011 2:08:11 PM
Nobody Gets Email: Another disaster. Nuclear waste seems to be heading our way, and Obama is going to war in Libya. Where are we going to get the money?
Harry Reid: fork up.
 
This is about how Americans give more to other countries than to our own. While no one asked us to help out the floods up North, or the floods and fires all over this nation: we are still giving out billions to other countries first, which is due to the people who lobby in Washington, and it's not the little American guy carrying his poor friend, begging for help. (I know, I love this picture.)
 
Anyway, I got this short email this week...author unknown. (Thanks to Pat)

CAN I SAY SOMETHING? WAKE UP AMERICA!! WE OWE THE WORLD NOTHING!
 
Will someone please tell me what the HELL's wrong with all the people that run this country!!
 
We're "broke" and can't help our own seniors, veterans, orphans, homeless etc.,?? Congress can themselves raises, but NO COLA for all of us on Social Security!
 
In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, and Turkey. And now Pakistan....home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!! Or retired seniors living on a 'fixed income', receive no aid nor do they get any breaks, while our government and religious organizations pour hundreds of billions of $$$$$$$$'s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!
 
We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans! AMERICA: A country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds and mentally ill without treatment, etc, etc.
 
YET.................... They have a "Benefit' for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents, clothes, bedding, doctors and medal supplies.
 
Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to other countries. Sad isn't it?
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Happy St. Patty's Day!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:40:47 PM
Nobody Flashes:

Happy St. Patty's Day!
 
Due to a death in the family (Why do so many people pass away in spring?) My blogging will be a bit slower in the next few days.
I'll be here, but probably back to full force by Sunday!
 
Have a pint for me!
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Abalone Anyone?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, March 16, 2011 10:30:09 PM
Nobody Cares that there are things on my bucket list that, unless by some great fortune of luck, I win the Mega millions on some stormy future night...there are two things that I will never do:
1. Be able to tell you what abalone taste like.
 
2. Be able to buy my best friend a dog just like this one. She took one look, and it was love. And she has expensive taste because he is the most expensive dog in the world at $1.6 million dollars. (Her taste in shoes is much more reasonable.)
 
And let's just say, that winning the lottery would not be enough. Even if I COULD afford a mutt this adorable, you would have to become a billionaire just to feed him, because he eats...abalone, which is $70 a pound. Big Splash here weighs 180 pounds...over a lifetime, he could eat his cost in abalone easily. And let's not forget the security system on your house, and the body guard you would need to walk him...it could add up.
 
These dogs like to watch TV..so you would have to get big screens, probably their own room...okay...you get the picture.
 
My friend Pattie is the one who got me into this mess. You see, I found out what a good cook she was, and so I started looking up things she had never cooked before, and came across Abalone in a book. I was trying to impress her..."So, I bet you've never cooked Abalone!"
 
 "NO..what's that?"
 
So, we went searching for it, and when we couldn't find it at the local stores, we said, "Well, we'll go to where the RICH people shop!" And they didn't even know what it was. Let's just say, abalone is not something you will find in the middle of the United States, without knowing someone who knows Donald Trump.
 
But, somewhere in China, Big Splash, the most famous dog in world, is dining on abalone tonight. I'm going to have to say...I bet it takes just like dog food.
 
There--- now I feel better. There are some things in life that really don't need to be experienced, like taking heroin, climbing Mt. Everest, or getting arrested in China for stealing the most expensive dog in the world...even if it is for your best friend.
 
As all mothers who are REAL mothers, always say: "It the thought that counts."
 
I'm thinking about cha' Pattie. How about a Big Splash calendar?
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Forget Your Horoscope, Watch the Sitcoms

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, March 15, 2011 10:52:07 PM
Nobody Knows---how much influence do our popular sitcoms have on us when we go to the ballot box to vote? How much influence does the government have with the various television networks and the contents of their programming? And most importantly, does money change hands to producers for certain political messages?
Before we even knew that Hillary Clinton would be defeated by a black man named Obama, we fell in love with the most awesome President that we had ever witnessed on our TV's. He was perfect, and he was black. President David Palmer, (now the All State Insurance Man) did everything right. He was tough, honest, fair, and every episode we watched, got us turning off our TV and saying, "I wish HE was our President!" 24 was the biggest sitcom on TV, and candidate Obama had the black vote, but he needed so many whites to cross over to him to get the nomination.
 
The Jack Bauer sitcom, was watched by die-hard conservatives, and it's no stretch of the imagination that President Palmer gave us complete trust that Obama would be a great President, like the President Palmer on TV. Give the black guy a chance. Look at David Palmer.
 
Boy, were we suckered. Jack Bauer hooked us by the nose and lead us right into socialism.
 
Coincidence?
 
Kiefer Sutherland, the actor who portrayed the ultra-conservative Jack Bauer is the grandson of Tommy Douglas, the politician who got Universal Health Care passed in Canada, and the actor himself has said he likes the system of socialism, which his character Jack Bauer, would have been not so pleased about. Kiefer was also the producer.
 
Coincidence?
 
Last night, on another sitcom called, The EVENT, we also have another black President, and wouldn't you just know it, in the last episode he is dealing with a nuclear meltdown and disaster. This black President is also, like David Palmer, honest, wonderful, brave...etc, etc....all the things Obama is not. And we are seeing that he is willing to risk the death of a million of his own citizens in order to...save the planet. A concept they want you to think is sane.
 
I was personally shocked to hear a President, even on a sitcom, say..""Well of course I would sacrifice a million people to save the planet?"
 
Uh....can't we even talk about this?

Nobody knows if these sitcoms are being purposely written in a highly entertaining way, in order to mold the people into accepting that our President is not the weak, incompetent, often times malevolent, raciest man we have come to know, but the brave, bold, and wonderful black President we are seeing on our popular sitcoms. Nobody thinks this stuff is no accident.
 
What worries me, is not so much the propaganda of liberals in Hollywood trying to shore up the poor image of our black President--- but the fact that last night THE EVENT was all about nuclear accidents, and the black sitcom President was seen...shaking Japanese officials hands. They had to have filmed this before the accident.
 
Coincidence?
 
Nobody wonders if the powerful and elite, knew that the real 'earthquake event'  was coming.
 
If you go on the website of THE EVENT...you will read this about the fictional black President, Martinez.
"Moral and idealistic. Hugely popular with the American people and around the world, President Martinez wants to be a new kind of President, working toward a new America. He's committed to honesty and runs the first truly bipartisan administration in recent history. Born to Cuban refugees in Miami, Florida, President Martinez is very proud of his Afro-Cuban roots. He is a graduate of Yale University. A lover of music, he had a drum set installed in a sound proof room in the basement of the White House, which he plays to relieve the worst stress...."
 Yeah, I know. Obama is under so much stress he plays golf, and has big parties where he can listent to great drummers and singers. Obama deosn't need a PR firm...he has Hollywood movie stars playing up his image.
Somewhere they want you to believe that Obama is President Martinez, (getting the Latino vote too!) and David Palmer all rolled into one sweet, magnificent man. ...and he is a "new kind of President."
 
Well, I have to agree on that. He's new alright. And he is working for a new America.
 
I suggest we watch the sitcoms before the next elections..to find out if the American people even survive, and if the next sitcom President becomes a dictator to "save the planet."
 
How much you wanna bet..he's black?
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Consider the Source: Stephen King

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, March 14, 2011 9:36:30 PM
Nobody's Perfect:
How can you not like this guy? He is an American Icon. He has lead us down the deep dark avenues of his bucket well of pain, and gotten paid big bucks for it. One of my favorite movies of all time, is The Stephen King's movie, The DreamCatcher. (What's yours?)
 
The guy is a genius..and thank god he gets up every day and puts on his rock and roll, and writes. But, when he comes out and attacks the tea party candidates in Maine and Florida, (see video) the ONLY candidates that do not belong to the millionaire Plutocracy called our Congress, you have to wonder...what drug is he on now?
 
 As my mother's always said when someone says somthing really off- the-wall: Consider the source. So let's consider the source of Stephen King.
 
Since he was so bold some time ago, to say that everybody who can't read, joins the army...insinuating that the army is filled with ignorant people, I feel it's time to point out some very common- sense things about Stephen King.
 
Consider his source.
 
His father deserted his mother, Stephen' s older adopted brother, and himself, when he was two. He went out for a cigarette and never came back. Stephen found an old H.P. Lovecraft book that had belonged to his father in the attic and decided to become a writer. You don't have to be a psychiatrist to go down that road. Being a genius, (and suffering from fatherless trauma) he got hooked on comic books, reading, and discovered he had talent for writing so he became an English teacher.
 
Teachers, no matter how brilliant they are: live in a dream bubble. University life is completely removed from the rest of money-making society. Add cocaine, marijuana, alcohol, heroin, LSD, opium (and that's just a few) and mix that cocktail to the "I know everything" because I'm a university professor, (not all are like this mind you...but here in America..it's standard) and you start to see a real connection between Charlie Sheen, and Mr. King.
 
Obviously, Stephen suffers from deep depressions and writing has been his lifeline to salvation. In his book, "On Writing," Stephen admits he reads mostly fiction, which explains his complete ignorance on politics. Whatever political news he reads, he probably reads what he craves: which is the liberal sites.
 
Stephen King...is a member of the elite, and it's a club he feels he deserves. And who are we to argue?
 
Besides, he is so busy writing six hours a day, (according to him) he has little time for reading, which is why he got hit by a car walking and reading at the same time.
 
Stephen is a democrat. These arguments he gives...supporting unions, and trashing the newly elected 'tea party' men, are almost funny coming from him, but in this, he is no original. He wants to be taxed more. They only take 28%. But...if you say...Hey write a check King, whose stopping you?--- He then tells the crowd that he donates money..that the government doesn't take. Well, that a good thing isn't it? If the government had it, his money would go to abort black babies, instead of building them libraries.
 
Stephen has a brain lapse somewhere between Carrie and the last valium he took.
 
He complains that his mother once went to a Republican government and asked for help, and got...nothing. Instead of blaming his REAL father for his mother's hard life, he blames the state.
 
As for saying that military guys are "stupid," let's just say, those guys have seen REAL nightmares: dead bodies, buddies blowing up, scary things that Stephen King, would run and hide from and couldn't even handle. They live nightmares, and experience fear every day. Stephen King only imagines it.
 
If you put Stephen King on the battlefield in Iraq or Afghanistan, he would be the first one off the field. And the statement was so stupid, those men could care less. They live in the real world...Stephen, does not.
 
No matter how rich Stephen King becomes, he will never see the world besides the painful one that he has invented in his mind. And since he can't seem to get over that intellectual hurdle called the 'truth' due to his bottomless pit of pain---. Nobody feels sorry for him.
 
(Go ahead, take that BOTH ways!)
 
Next time you get that extra tax money, Stephen, I think you should donate about a million copies of your books to those poor ignorant boys in the Armed Forces, free of charge. Help them escape reality. You want them to learn how to read...don't you?
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