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Nobody's Perfect: Obama VS Carol Moseley Braun


Nobody's Perfect: Barack Obama VS Carol Moseley Braun Obama wins hands down in the Nobody's Perfect category this week, for once again, being on the wrong side at the wrong time while we watch the Muslim riots in Cairo. When it comes to the Muslim world, he is staying out of it. Nevertheless, by not supporting the riots in Iran, something that might have REALLY helped the Middle East to some stability, but by supporting the Brothers of Muslims in Cairo, really, by his silence, he is starting to look as if he FAVORS a Muslim world, and the downfall of America. He is afraid to pick a side.
 
I'd say it's a bit too late for Obama to channel Ronald Reagan.
 
Our President has cut off all our oil wells, while letting Cuba, China, and any other country who care to drill in the very waters we are denied. And now..as if on cue...this. I think you could say right here, that he has put America in mortal danger. All we can conclude is the corporations are running the show. This oil debacle coming our way will FORCE Americans into GE's and the UN's green energy trazillons dollar bonanza. It seems that's the idea.
 
I would call that an impeachable act, but what do I know besides the Constitution? That very same Constitution which Obama admits he'd liked to change. Why is he making so many mistakes? Well, I think Carol Mosley Braun might have inadvertently found the answer. (see video) Carol is running for Mayor of Chicago against Rahm Emanuel, who everybody knows, has already got the job. Nevertheless, if you listen to this fight, Carol (see video)...who has been a Senator, among many other things, attacks her opponent Patricia Van Pelt-Watkins for being a crack addict.
 
That's why she is so clueless, says MS Braun. Because of crack cocaine, she is not qualified. (Notice, she did not say she was invested with a worm.) She said it with all the grace of a warthog in heat. (I have seen a warthog in heat...not pretty.)
 
And this is not the first time she has done this: She once attacked George Will. In 1998, after George Will wrote a column reviewing allegations of corruption against her, Moseley Braun responded to Will's comments, saying that "I think because he couldn't say (the n word), he said corrupt." And guess what? Carol WASN'T on drugs when she said it! That's all her.
 
So, we might conclude, by her logic, that Barack Obama, a man who did more cocaine in his lifetime (by his own admission) than Patricia Van Pelt-Watkins, is just clueless due to the fact that he has missed a lifetime of good brain use. His poor brain, might still have residues effecting his ability to reason on how to act in accordance to world events. Maybe that worm has found it's way upward.
 
Carol of course would never say that to Obama's face. But, hopefully, she will get a chance. When she finds out she can't beat Rahm, maybe she'll run for President again and she then she can use that same line against her opponent Obama, because this time, there is much truth to it.
 
That is, if he doesn't appoint her ambassador to Cairo first.
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Trashing Our Way Back to China OR Buddy, Can you spare me a gold-bar?

Nobody's Opinion: My next door neighbor, Shirley and I get along pretty well...BUT...there is one thing I do that I know bugs her: the giant green recycling trash can which was distributed to me (and everybody else) by our little city, sits in my driveway---right in front of her kitchen window. It's so covered with bird droppings, the once great green monster is now an off-white gray. I'm considering putting up a sign that says. "Only pigeons and cardinals allowed to drop." "If you are a hawk or a vulture, drop in the yard."
Shirley is always giving me sweet little hints like, "Why don't you recycle?" She does it religiously. Think of it. The ugly trash can doesn't bother her, but the fact that I never use it..does.
 
Life is full of wonders. I told her that I have tried to use it...but the men that picked it up kept leaving it on the curb un-emptied. When I called their office and asked them why, they said they didn't like the way I "packed" it.
 
Well, that's fine with me. The way I see it, I'm paying the city to "sell " my recycled trash to China anyway. If I want to "recycle" my trash, I'll go take it somewhere and get the money myself. Nevertheless, I'm still paying for it...I love the trash service. I said...trash service.
 
But...here's a little something you didn't hear in the State of the Union address; One of our biggest exports is garbage and China is our biggest buyer. Where do you think all those clunkers for cash went? China LOVES our metal.
 
 I read in the US News Politics today:
 
 "And while electronic components as well as oilseeds and grain continue to rank among the top three categories of exported goods, the fastest growing and now No. 1 export category is--"Scrap and Trash."
 
Somewhere in China, I can just imagine, vast warehouses filled with little Chinese children sorting American trash....no doubt eating some of it. They are chewing gum that they get out of discarded wrappers, and this gum will outlast the last building destroyed in the History Channel's uplifting series, "Life After People." In the end of days, the children will be gone, but the rats will find the gum in their decomposing bodies and eventually the rats will die and decompose and there will be...millions of wades of chewing gum, lying everywhere left for the aliens to figure out...if the planet was once alive with giant balls of live rubber. (Sorrow, I've been watching too much SCI_FI)
 
Back to the point: (I DO have one, I think.) While watching CNN coverage of the riots in Cairo, I learned about the Zlabbaleen. (See picture of their trashy city.) Evidently, these people are the BEST recyclers in the world. Even a six-year old can take an old tire and make a pair of shoes.
 
There are not enough jobs in Cairo, so what's a poor person to do? They recycle...it's their living. When I look at these poor people, I think, "What kind of ruler would let this happen? " The rulers did do something...they let big multinational companies swarm into Cairo and haul it all out in trucks, selling it, no doubt...to the Chinese. And then to add insult to an old garbage bag, they take their only means of survival...away.
 
Still, it COULD be worse. In Alexandria, they cut off the water supply.
 
Cleaning up this mess is a good thing-right? Yes. But..wouldn't it be better for all these people to have jobs, and trash pickups so that like here, they could PAY somebody to take it away? Yes it would. But, that's not how a dictatorship works. Now, these people are really starving. Sooner or later, if you mess with a man's livelihood, even if it just recycling the rich's trash, he WILL want to recycle YOU. We have been told that's why the opium fields are still flourishing in Afghanistan, otherwise there would be riots in the streets of Kabul.
 
Obama said it was the "middle" class rebelling in Egypt, and this Nobody Wonders how many of these "middle" class people make up that crowd standing in the middle of town?
 
For what they see...is the other extreme. They see vending machines where the rich can get four varieties of gold bars. They see the rich, paying as much as $6.3 million for a bed. (See pictures) while their people are collecting trash to live.
 
Wait...How much does Obama spend a year flying around the world on our dime, staying in the best hotels? Mmmmmm.....
 
We might all be forced one day to recycle or else. It's happening in England...and it's starting here. Someday, the green police will come and fine me, oh yes...they'll find me. Shirley will make sure of it.
 
I can see it now, I will be sent to the border with all the other "law-breakers" to pick up the trash left by all the illegal's along the Mexican border. I will die in the desert, with a stick of gum in my hand.
 
And so, because I like that big ugly green trash can to stay right where it is: I'm suggesting a new bumper sticker for 2012:
 
Forget the Birth Certificate, just throw out the trash.
 
GO GREEN and RECYCLE BARACK OBAMA IN 2012.
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Nobody Gets Email: Joe Biden, TA

Nobody Gets Email: I don't know about you, but I could use a break from the riots in Egypt. Seeing 100,000 men walking around in nice sweaters shouting at the top of their lungs reminded me of the last Toga fraternity party I played in Rolla, Missouri. Not to mention, I couldn't for the life me figure out how all the news pundits could go from Cairo to Charlie Sheen so smoothly. As if Charlie has as much importance to America as the Middle East falling apart.
It seems Charlie Sheen has decided to go back into rehab. Any man who cannot handle six prostitutes, a bucket of cocaine, and twelve bottles of Jack Daniels really needs help.
 
 But enough about Charlie--this email struck my eye this week...it's very clever. It came with no picture so I found one to go with it. I'm sure you agree, especally after his comments this week...it fits perfect.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
 
There was no title: So I made one up:
                                             
                                            Confessions of Joe Biden
 
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then---just to loosen up and be a part of the crowd. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone---"to relax," I told myself---but I know it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time. That was when things began to sour at home.
 
One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother's. I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't mix, but I couldn't help myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau, Muir, Confucius, and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What is it exactly that we are doing her?" One day the boss called me in. He said, "Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job."
 
This gave me a lot to think about. I came home early after my conversation with the boss. "Honey," I confessed, "I've been thinking..." "I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!" "But Honey, surely it's not that serious." "It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as college professors and college professors don't make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"
 
"That's s faulty syllogism," I said impatiently. She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama. "I'm going to the library, " I snarled as I stomped out the door. I headed for the library, in the mood for some John Locke. I roared into the parking lot with Rush Limbaugh on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors. They didn't open. The library was closed. To this day I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night.
 
 Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Emerson, a poster caught my eye, "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinkers Anonymous poster. This is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was "Porky's." Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting.
 
I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just seemed easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking. I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me.
 
Today I took the final step...I joined the Democratic Party.
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Controlling Riots: 101

Nobody Wins when the world is in riots...or..do they? As we watched the mobs in Cairo, we also watched the price of a barrel of oil go up.
 
Can you blame them? They make $2 dollars a day we are told. And with that they somehow manage cell phones and internet, and men that look like they haven't miss a meal since Lawrence of Arabia.
 
 
But...consider this;
"The American government secretly backed leading figures behind the Egyptian uprising who have been planning “regime change” for the past three years. --- The Daily Telegraph.
 
Here we hear the President talking to Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak:

Yeah...now, I want you to know, it's going to get a little scary, but, this is going to help our plans to get Americans onto those electric trains. Stay low. You'll get a piece of the pie soon enough. Uh...now..uh..this is what I want you to do. Kill the internet. We'll get Google right on it. You will get the billion I promised. In the meantime, remember to assure everyone that democracy is coming soon. Trust me, I know a bit about controlling a riot. Hey, how's that new golf course coming along?
 
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
 
Okay, that's silly maybe. But, not any sillier than when Hillary and Obama came out sounding like Thomas Jefferson's ugly step-children, preaching that all people should have freedom of speech, and freedom to gather and protest, and the right to choose their own destiny--- I was wondering just WHO they were talking to?
 
Certainly not the American people. They don't rule us like that. They have made it clear that they don't want us to even THINK about controlling our own lives.
 
You can't help but wonder what the globalists are up to: But...Jimmy Carter's old butt-boy, Zbigniew Brzezinski gave us a hint. He recently said this:
 
"The major world powers, new and old, also face a novel reality: while the lethality of their military might is greater than ever, their capacity to impose control over the politically awakened masses of the world is at a historic low. To put it bluntly: in earlier times, it was easier to control one million people than to physically kill one million people; today, it is infinitely easier to kill one million people."
"Brzezinski laments the fact that the Internet has made it almost impossible for the global elite to control the political environment, to control the thoughts and behavior of one million people, which is precisely why Egypt moved to shut down the world wide web yesterday in a desperate bid to prevent activists from organizing against the state."
 
I love the "it's easier to kill one million people" part, don't you?
 
Coming from a President that wants the power to have his own "internet" kill switch, it's hard to believe anything they said today, and Nobody Wins if you do.
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Nobody Writes a Letter to Jonathan Capehart; Please Forward

Note to Readers: If you are new here, I most apologize up front. This blog is looooog...it just so happens some guy (see his iece) insulted Michelle Backmann, and it just put my patriotic feathers in a big huff. It's about how the libs LOVE to rewrite history.
We can't let them do that now, can we?
********
Nobody Cares about what happened this last week. It seems, since Palin has keep off the grid, Michelle Backmann is the new target for the liberals. (Yes. I said target. It's a word. It has meaning. It's in the dictionary...have they banned the dictionary yet?)
 
Michelle very graciously gave the tea party's rebuttal to Obama's State of the Union Speech.
 
Because they (progressives) couldn't criticize what she said, (Which were FACTS.) they criticized her eyes. They looked funny. And then, Jonathan Capehart, a black writer for the Washington Post, went further and reprimanded Michelle for being stupid and not knowing history, I guess like he knows it. Chris Matthews then jumped on the bandwagon and joined in. Rather viciously.
 
What was this about?
 
Michelle said this:
"I think it is high time that we recognize the contribution of our forbearers who worked tirelessly -- men like John Quincy Adams, who would not rest until slavery was extinguished in the country."
 
And Jonathan replied:
"Bachmann also earned my raised eyebrow with her musings on slavery -- a "scourge" -- and the founding fathers, who she said "worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States." wrote Jonathan. Talking Points Memo corrected Bachmann's history lesson by pointing out that Adams wasn't one of the founders and that he died 15 years before the Emancipation Proclamation. Perhaps she was thinking of John Adams, the second president of the United States, who is different from John Quincy Adams, the new nation's sixth president."

NOBODY SAYS
---: Oh..pass me that shot of tequila boys... I'm about to unload on this guy.

Nobody's Letter to Mr. Capehart of the Washington Post.
 
Dear Mr. Capehart,
I don't know you, but with a raised eyebrow, and a bag of potato chips, I am here to prove, by irrefutable historical fact, that you, dear sir, owe Michelle Backmann an apology. Sit back, ..and learn...and watch those eyes.

PART ONE: FOUNDER
 
You say that John Quincy Adams was not a founder? Never mind that Michelle said forefather NOT founder.
(You just can't trust a liberal with a noun these days, look what happened to Monica.)
 
I suppose that in your mind, as in most Americans, the only founders that come up are the simple ones to remember...right? Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Monroe, and Madison. And why do you think that is?
 
Because most third graders can only remember a few names at a time.
 
John Quincy was the fifth President you say? So that means he is not a founder?
 
Let's review a few of his accomplishments for our newly founded country: pretend you're in the seventh grade now.
***
 
At 7, JQA witnessed the Battle of Bunker Hill. At 14, he helped his father John Adams, (while the country was at war) in France because his father, founder John Adams, couldn't speak French. JQA could. THINK: John Adams was a founder. He needed his son to translate.
 
He then parted with his father and helped the country's FIRST ambassador to Russia., Francis Dana. He learned French, Dutch and German.
 
He was..just getting started.

George Washington
appointed him ambassador to the Netherlands. (Remember, this was when we only had a handful of ambassadors who really worked, unlike today when thousands of retired politicians are handed cushy jobs where the hardest part of their day is deciding what high priced restaurant to eat at) These few men had a boatload of influence in the major decisions of the early days.
 
When John Adams, his father became President, he served as US ambassador to Prussia, from 1797-1801.
 
When Thomas Jefferson became President, JQA became a Senator from Massachusetts, and then because he backed Jefferson's Louisiana Purchase in Congress, his party, broke with him.

James Madison
made him the ambassador to Russia. He helped negotiate the Treaty of Ghent to put an end to the War of 1812. In 1815 he became the minister to Great Britain.
 
While serving as Secretary of State under James Monroe, (Wow...all these founders, must have thought a lot of this guy..huh?) he helped us (while supporting his nemesis Jackson) obtain Florida.
 
What...a country without Florida? Did he NOT found...Florida? At least give him credit for that.
 
Jonathan, he made a treaty with Britain to stop all slave trading, but the Senate rejected it.
 
He is the author of the Monroe Doctrine. One of MY personal favorite quotes from his is "America goes not abroad searching for Monsters to destroy."
 
In 1825, Adams became the fifth President. He ran against Andrew Jackson, a propionate of slavery, and a hater of Indians, (which JQA was not) and Jackson was furious. He served one term and lost to Jackson.

Summary to this point
: Even though he was just a kid during the revolution, his service during the war, and after the war to his country, just as ambassador to all the other nations...(remember he worked all of Europe) should make him equally important. In my Nobody Opinion, JQA should be included as one of the last FOUNDERS, but I'll go with Michelle...as a forbearer.
 
John Quincy was a much an American hero as Jefferson. (Who may I add, sat in his house during the entire war.) He helped the new nation get a steady foothold in the world.
 
***

PART TWO: JQA WAS the Father of Anti-Slavery
 
Talking points Memo to Jonathan: Let me get this straight, Jonathan. You think that since JQA died 15 years before the Emancipation Proclamation he had nothing to do with getting rid of slavery, am I correct? Let me prove that he is most likely was the author of that concept.
 
I hope you're getting yourself a nice hot toddy right now Jonathan; Here's what you really need to know-----
 
In 1830 John Adams served in the House, eight terms. Oh, this was AFTER his Presidency.
His first act as Congressmen was to present a petition in favor of abolishing slavery in D.C.

NOBODY NOTES
: (Read John Quincy Adams by Lynn Hudson Parsons to find out why just D.C,. I can't do all the work for you.)
In the next few years, while Jackson was President, JQA alone presented hundreds of anti-slavery petitions, they were referred to committees and forgotten.
 
Democrats loved their slaves.
 
And so Congress invented the "gag rule" which violated the Bill of Rights, but nevertheless the Democrats who WANTED slavery to continue, used it to stifle discussion.

Andrew Jackson
called for a national censorship law. (Obama's internet gags coming soon?)
 
Adams was rallying for the abolition of slavery long before Lincoln. What? Did you think Abraham, one man alone should take credit for the abolition of slavery?
 
Both John and his son, hated the institution. Unlike Washington and Jefferson, they had no slaves because they put their principles before their comfort. Washington and Jefferson should have done the same...but they didn't.
 
Adams said, "The rottenness of the heart of our Union is Slavery."
 
As the years of 'gagging" persisted, John Quincy became the abolitionists hero. And he tried every trick in the book, just to present the 'gag" rule to be removed. Again it came up. The Congress were full of Harry Reids. They wrote:

"all petitions, memorials, resolutions, propositions, or papers, relating to in any way, or to any extent whatsoever, the subject of slavery, or the abolitions of slavery, shall without being printed or observed, be laid on the table, and that no further action whatsoever shall be had therein."
(Gotta love those democrats.)
 
Adams rose to protest "Am I gagged or not?" The resolution passed117-68.
 
Nope. Sorry. Slaves are cheap, (and those poor illegal's)
 
For the next decade Adams, fought alone, but slowly he got a few helpers in the House. And in time, the abolitions were out in droves, in churches: everywhere.
 
In 1842 (It's now been twelve years since he started) JQA had a single petition with 51,863 signatures.

"Adams became an expert at cramming in a s much of a petition contests as he could before being declared out of order." --Lynn Hudson Parsons
 
There is NO one in Congress today that matches the hatred that Adams held among his colleges in Congress. They tried to censure him, time and again. But he was there...fighting for the rights of slaves to be addressed.
 
He was called a Massachusetts madman. He was getting death threats from the South. They wanted to flog him, shoot him, hang him, or cut his "damned guts out in the dark." Adams ignored them. But don't think he didn't suffer. Like Lincoln, he had many bouts with depression. Okay, you get it. It got nasty...year after year, this man was hated by the slave owners.
 
Never to despair...when given anothor chance, he gave a three hour speech to remove the gag rule, in 1841, but the slaveholders launched an attack that lasted for three days. It was defeated, but it was close.
 
Also in 1841, he took the evils of slavery in the Amistad case all the way to the Supreme Court. It woke up a nation. And finally on December 3, 1844, the gag rule was removed.

"Blessed, ever blessed be the name of God. I regard it as the apoplexy of the Constitution."
said JQA.
 
During the war for Texas, John Adams suggested that if Congress was to declare war (JQA, without good reasons, thought the Southerners wanted Texas to broaden the slave states) they should free the slaves if they expected the Northern men to fight.
 
Yes, Adams suggested the use of Emancipation Proclamation...
 
Here's a bit from Wikipedia:
If a civil war ever broke out the president could abolish slavery by using his war powers, a correct prediction of Abraham Lincoln's use of the Emancipation Proclamation in 1863. Adams met Abraham Lincoln during the latter's sole term as a member of the House of Representatives, from 1847 until Adams' death. Thus, it has been suggested that Adams is the only major figure in American history who knew both the Founding Fathers and Abraham Lincoln.
 
Adams had been pushing this idea for some time. Lincoln met with him...knew him...and took his suggestion. Just like Henry Ford took Edison's suggestions when he got stuck on mechanical problems with his Model T.
 
Adams thought of it first...hate to break it to you, Jonathan.
 
So I hope you have learned something today Mr. Capehart. Michelle was right. It's high time John Adams and his son John Quincy Adams got their proper respect for not only putting this country on its proper course, but fighting Democrat's love of slavery....and against great odds.
 
If I seem a little cranky about your "mistake" ...it's because I come from VERY crabby and cranky, and not so politically correct ancestors. They were the FIRST Tea Party...family, and I just can't help myself. That's JQA, my grandfather George, and me standing next to a likeness of Sam Adams.(I've got Sam's great legs...don't ya think?)
 
Sam, the REAL &*$&^ disturber of the family just got promoted, after what? How many years? I hear they had his statue moved up from sitting right outside the ladies bathroom in the basement, to the Capitol Rotunda floor.

Way to go Sam.
Hang in there. Another three hundred years and you'll make it to the mall!
 
NONE of the Adams were politicians. They were much too honest, and principled. It hurt them in both their Presidency's. Nevertheless, no one deserves a memorial than the Adams'.
 
So, this nobody suggests somewhere near the Smithsonian, because if not for JQA who protected the donated money from congress...it wouldn't even be there.
 
So Jonathan--- Tell Chris Mathews to call me, next time he gets a thrill.
 
Your Welcome,
Love ya!
Joyanna Adams
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Sputnicking the Yellow Brick Road to Obamaozland

Nobody Knows who in the world was inspired by 'President' Obama's State of the Union address, besides Sheila Jackson and Andy Warhol?
 
Wait---Joyanna, Andy Warhol is dead.
 
My point exactly.
 
Obama started off on the podium, nose in the air... his eyes to the heavens, as if he was visioning a far off land-- (actually China) in the future America. A future filled with high-speed railroads, entrepreneurs out the kazoo, electric cars, really smart kids, and a people all happy and carefree--- who will ride into Oz on electric car horses that change colors, and the little munchkins children will all be singing.."Look into the light ...look into the day....la la la la la...."

Ckkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
(That's the record scratching.)
 
Records are dead, Joyanna, stop it.
 
What did we learn from Obama's State of Mind?
Let's review: The stock market is back, he said, which is good for all those 2% of the rich who Obama keeps saying he wants to tax. They can now start back to piling up the money, just for him to take.
 
Doesn't help the unemployed, who..so sorry...have to send their money on that little necessity called FOOD.

The recession is OVER!
Wow...good to know that Obama got some fairy dust in his eyes on that yellow brick road, so he doesn't have to suffer the shock, when it comes.

The rules have changed
...it was technology that stole all those American jobs and sent them overseas, and that's why we should make sure that every single man, woman and child has access to that nasty technology, by getting hooked into the internet, where they can download the latest government answers to how to run their lives
 
Oh and by the way...China is beating us in everything. Their kids are smarter, they have bigger computers. They also have the wicked Hu of the East, but that's a mute point. China needs Obama. I hope he gets a job there after 2012. We need all the help we can get.

He wants to simplify the tax code.
I LOVE the sound of munchkins laughing, don't you?
 
 Right after this, he made a joke about smoking salmon, which was scary because it was a joke that obviously suggested smoking marijuana...I had visions of the whole democratic caucus skipping through the poppy fields... smoking....salmon.
 
Give them anything and they will smoke it, that's how gullible they are.
 
 You can go to the websites and see everything! Right, he promised this before...what that means is we can have CNN show us the locked door where they are deciding our lives. I think Dorothy is still in there.

Oh...NOW he's going to veto any earmark
...after the thousands that have already slipped through. Flying Monkeys are starting to come out of his mouth.
 
 Iraq, and Afganistan, we are leaving. But he is just so proud that Sudan is greeting elections. WHAT? What did we do in Sudan that we don't know about? We should DEMAND crystal balls for every household. We are going to need them.

He has single- handedly disarmed the world's nuclear threat.
He is telling us that the great Oz gave him a heart, but once again, I'm hearing, "If I only had a brain."
 
INVEST...we are Americans! In electric cars in solar panels, in Obama's spending America into the dungeons of the wicked witches' castle. When your company is destroyed by the "economy" you can start up a new company selling solar panels!. The taxpayers will fund you!

"Follow the yellow brick road. Because, because, because, because, BECAAASSEEE!"
"Because of wonderful things he does!"
 
The great oz is on a roll..we will have illegal's doing EVERYTHING! Teaching our children, building our electric cars, and trains, (Are the Chinese going to come over again?) and working in our universal health care system, because doctors are leaving in droves, as are teachers. We need more teachers...the illegal's will provide.

And Joe Biden is here! Only in America could a man like Joe Biden get to be Vice President.
Frankly, this statement did not make me want to celebrate much of anything. I was looking for my ruby slippers.
 
Okay, enough review. One of the men that I picked several weeks ago who I thought would make a fine president, Paul Ryan (R) of WI, did the Republican rebuttal. It was great. Let's hope the republicans get smart and get rid of Mitt and replace him with Ryan...if not for President than VP.
 
And now ..excuse me, I need to get in practice for 2012. Feel free to join me and my cousin Dodo up there, (see picture) all you Toto's out there and get ready to sing!
 
 "Ding dong the witch is dead, which ol witch? The wicked witch. Ding dong the wicked witch is deeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd......Hi ho....hi ho hi ho,...hi hooooo.."
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Nobody's Perfect: MSNBC VS High School Girls

Nobody's Perfect:
This week we have a tie, between a "flock" of high school girls beating up a Wendy's employee and MSNBC .

First:
What do you do when Oprah moves to cable and you have nothing else to do? You get all your sisters together and go hang out at Wendys, have a food fight, and beat up the person behind the counter! It's even better if it makes the news. (see video)
 
So, when a gang of black high school girls beat up a 'white' person, who was just doing her job, is that a race crime? Or a hate crime? Or a 'You did NOT dare ask me to give up my french fries!' crime?
 
(I'm assuming she was white. She has RED hair..but then, she could be Mexican..they are not sayng. But, odds are, she was NOT black. )
 
Let's have a beer garden and discuss it. Why do high school girls feel like beating up on people?
 
(Why did the duck cross the road? Why did Rahm Emanuel cut off his finger at Taco Bell?)
 
What? Girls will be girls? These girls need a name. The Beater Burgers Sisters? The Shake and Smash Your Head Wolverines? The, Give Me Yo' Mama Club? Well, I hate to say it, but it brings back not- too- fond memories of my high school days...where I was threatened by a "gang" of over thirty 'white' girls. Cornered in the hall, I was saved by a big bruiser of a guy who stood between them and me. My crime? The gang leader's boyfriend had kissed me (without my permission I might add) at a party.
 
Gangs have been around probably since the first ice age. But, really...attacking a poor service person, for no reason whatsoever, steeps to a new low.
 
Obama will start an "Investment for High School Gangs" I'm sure. They need a place where they can gather and throw food at bags of tax-payer's money. That should keep them out of Wendys.
 
 Fast Food Nation now...needs a sequel: FAST FOOD GANGS---Forget the fat, beware the BULLIES!"

Second
: MSNBC is replacing Kieth Olbermann with some guy called "The Young Turk".
 
You're kidding.
 
MSNBC is trying to promote the "Muslim "race. ( I have no idea if this guy is Muslim, but it doesn't matter does it?) No matter WHAT you might think of Kieth Olbermann, you must admit, he is full of flair, and of himself, and has a certain presence that as sheer entertainment, is not to be ignored.
 
Maybe it was that patriotic American Eagle that Keith used at the beginning of his show that they just couldn't take anymore.
 
Cenk, (Well, there's a household name for ya. ) says he is after FOX News. "They think they can't be beat." he says.
 
Well all this nobody can say is: MSNBC...good luck. You made a politically correct choice, and it's another fine mess you've made, but I think it's a good one for the rest of us.
 
MSNBC will need to put about ten beautiful and busty women on with "The Turk" to even get an audience in Dubai.
 
Just when we all thought that nobody could be any less perfect than Keith Olbermann, nature proved us wrong.
 
Or maybe...this is a conspiracy soon to be hatched. There are rumors that Keith is going to FOX, where he will become best friends with Bill O'Reilly. And if that happens, we can all feel safe.
 
(Just kidding...if that happens I'm calling Jesse Ventura.. because I'm not perfect.)
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GE's Mummery

Nobody's Opinion

"Slept splendid. Evidently I was inoculated with insomniac bacilli when a baby. Arose early, went out to flirt with the flowers. I wonder if there are not microscopic orchids growing on the motes of the air. Saw big field of squashes throwing out their leafy tentacles to the wind, preparing to catch the little fleeting atom for assimilation into the progeny of the squash gourd. A spider weaves its net to catch an organized whole. How like this is the living plant. The leaves and stalk catch the primal free atom. All are then arranged in an organized whole."--Thomas Edison, July 21, 1885 "
 
That's nice isn't it? It's from a book called, "The Diary and Observations of Thomas Edison" and you will be hard pressed finding it anywhere, and for good reason. The progressives really don't want you too.
 
What an imagination. What a genius. What a mind. One man...getting rich off his own ideas.
 
But now we have Jeffery Immelt running GE. A man who never invented a thing in his life. Since he took over GE, their stock has dropped 60 percent. But he's the guy, the big boys in Washington want for the globalization march. The plan? Manufacture solar panels, electric cars, energy saving electric light bulbs..in China. And sell them (or mandate laws like cap and trade to sell them) over here in America.
 
Who gets rich off this? You tell me.
 
The company that Edison started is run by a man who is just this side of a megalomaniac with visions of global warming greenhouses lighting up his Santa Claus dreams of the biggest company to take over the earth, without a single notion that there are actually people on the planet who do not want to become his guinea pigs. We are not spiders to be observed in Immelt's laboratory.
 
Thomas Edison at least stopped and smelled the squash gourds. Jeffery Immelt wouldn't look at a spider unless it was atop a solar panel, and yet he wants to save the planet...one poisonous light bulb at a time. After all, he needs a much better stock record.
 
And who bought this "merger" of General Electric and the United States President? By executive order...our President. Trillions more are going to be poured into GE...at least the Chinese will be happy.
 
But..what about us? Are we going to build casino's in every town just to give people jobs? This morning they announced that Miami is considering building five new casino's to help unemployment. Sucking the people with inflation is just not enough. Grandma needs to put her life's savings into those pretty little slots.
 
Edison is a hero of mine, so you can imagine my anger when Jeffery Immelt and Obama used the great man's name, to muster support for the merger. Oh..didn't they say it was a 'merger'? He's just 'advising'? You'd think everyone would know the doublespeak by now.
 
It's been announced that G.E. CEO Jeff Immelt will lead the new President’s Council on Jobs and Competitiveness. (Don't you just love these wonderful Bambi names they come up with?)
 
 I wonder if Tom was alive, would he have approved? What would Tom think of Jeffery sending little mercury bombs into every citizen's household, by way of our Congress. No, Thomas Edison, according to his diary, he was a big fan of Thomas Paine...I don't think so.
 
And while the news that Jeffery Immelt is now joined at the hip with our President Obama. No one reports any outrage at this...and that's a fact scary in itself. We all KNOW where this is going---our puppet of a Congress outlawed Edison's electric bulb for Mr. Immelt. And now, they will slowly but surely force us all to put the electric plugs into our homes...and they will be seen on all highways, parking meters, parking lots. That's their dream. That's the plan. Not to mention, just wait till they get into your thermostat.
 
Have you seen the commercial with GE's little parking electric meter? Did they hire Disney to do these spots?
 
This was on Drudge:

Whether it is pushing the president’s plan for global warming fees in order to create demand for his “Ecomagination” line of windmills, solar panels, etc., boosting the president’s national health-care law as part of an effort to sell more medical equipment, or enthusing over the Obama strategy of making loans available for industrial exporters, Immelt has been an Obama stalwart all along. Immelt has also consistently argued to shareholders that there is big money to
be made in advancing the Democratic agenda.
 
There you go. They don't even hide the fact do they?
 
Last week we saw Obama kowtow like a scared puppy to the China Hu Jintao. We see him silent to Iran. We see him at the mercy of Goldman Sachs. He bows to everyone, and most dangerously dismantles our military strength, he is continuing the polities of helping Chains to arm itself. He is almost begging for us to be attacked by these actions.
Where is the commons sense?
 
Thomas Edison wrote in that dairy :

"We must keep on experimenting in warfare at the same tie endeavoring to learn how to produce the most deadly materials and weapons so that if we slip because someone declares a treaty to be a scrap of paper we shall have men educated in the processes of the things which we must do, and able, with our immense mechanical resources at their disposition to do them very quickly. "
 
 
He also said:
 
 "I would not burden the great body of our citizenship with heavy taxes." The merging of big business with government will destroy this country. It's stinks of fascism, and some think that's the intention. There are men running the government that want the global world market and they are willing to sacrifice America for it.
 
But, what happens to America? Don't take it from me...take it from the man who lit up the world:

"The world cannot get on its feet until we stand firmly upon ours. "
 
Unfortunately, the word "ours" in this century, is just a small elite crowd of people. From their point of view...the new mercury filled light bulbs were a stroke of genius.
 
You don't "invent" a new world by destroying everything that is good. All Jeffery and Obama are inventing is a Brave New World of tyranny.
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Nobody Gets Email: Detroit

Nobody Flashes Email: If you are like me, I wish I could take all the email spam I get a day and throw it in a trash bin, and light a fire to it...but then, I would not want to burn the ones I get from friends and readers that not only educate, but are an important part of our fight to save our country.
Email is the nobodies link to facts not usually thought about. There is just too much information in the world to keep up with...so when I find something that seems important, I will post it. If YOU get an email that you think is a winner, send it to me...I'm always looking for the real gems.
 
Anyway, I don't know who wrote this: I tried to find out, but couldn't. The Email header called it the Fruits of Multiculturalism. I have no idea who the author is. But..it's a major warning call to us all. (Thanks to Pat)

DETROIT   
Where is Ben Franklin when you need him?
 
For 15 years, from the mid 1970's to 1990, I worked in Detroit , Michigan . I watched it descend into the abyss of crime, debauchery, gun play, drugs, school truancy, car-jacking, gangs, and human depravity. I watched entire city blocks burned out. I watched graffiti explode on buildings, cars, trucks, buses, and school yards. Trash everywhere!
 
 Detroiters walked through it, tossed more into it, and ignored it. Tens of thousands, and then hundreds of thousands today exist on federal welfare, free housing, and food stamps! With Aid to Dependent Children, minority women birthed eight to 10, and in one case, one woman birthed 24 children as reported by the Detroit Free Press, all on American taxpayer dollars. A new child meant a new car payment, new TV, and whatever mom wanted.
 
I saw Lyndon Baines Johnson's 'Great Society' flourish in Detroit . If you give money for doing nothing, you will get more hands out taking money for doing nothing.
 
Mayor Coleman Young, perhaps the most corrupt mayor in America , outside of Richard Daley in Chicago , rode Detroit down to its knees... He set the benchmark for cronyism, incompetence, and arrogance. As a black man, he said, "I am the MFIC." The IC meant "in charge". You can figure out the rest.
 
Detroit became a majority black city with 67 percent African-Americans. As a United Van Lines truck driver for my summer job from teaching math and science, I loaded hundreds of American families into my van for a new life in another city or state. Detroit plummeted from 1.8 million citizens to 912,000 today. At the same time, legal and illegal immigrants converged on the city, so much so, that Muslims number over 300,000. Mexicans number 400,000 throughout Michigan , but most work in Detroit .
 
As the whites moved out, the Muslims moved in. As the crimes became more violent, the whites fled. Finally, unlawful Mexicans moved in at a torrid pace. Detroit suffers so much shoplifting that grocery stores no longer operate in many inner city locations. You could cut the racial tension in the air with a knife!
 
Detroit may be one of our best examples of multiculturalism: pure dislike, and total separation from America . Today, you hear Muslim calls to worship over the city like a new American Baghdad with hundreds of Islamic mosques in Michigan , paid for by Saudi Arabia oil money. High school flunk out rates reached 76 percent last June, according to NBC's Brian Williams. Classrooms resemble more foreign countries than America . English? Few speak it!
 
The city features a 50 percent illiteracy rate and growing. Unemployment hit 28.9 percent in 2009 as the auto industry vacated the city. In Time Magazine's October 4, 2009, "The Tragedy of Detroit: How a great city fell, and how it can rise again," I choked on the writer's description of what happened. "If Detroit had been ravaged by a hurricane, and submerged by a ravenous flood, we'd know a lot more about it," said Daniel Okrent. "If drought, and carelessness had spread brush fires across the city, we'd see it on the evening news every night." Earthquake, tornadoes, you name it, if natural disaster had devastated the city that was once the living proof of American prosperity, the rest of the country might take notice.
 
 But Detroit , once our fourth largest city, now 11th, and slipping rapidly, has had no such luck. Its disaster has long been a slow unwinding that seemed to remove it from the rest of the country. Even the death rattle that in the past year emanated from its signature industry brought more attention to the auto executives than to the people of the city, who had for so long been victimized by their dreadful decision making."
 
As Coleman Young's corruption brought the city to its knees, no amount of federal dollars could save the incredible payoffs, kick backs, and illegality permeating his administration.
 
I witnessed the city's death from the seat of my 18-wheeler tractor trailer because I moved people out of every sector of decaying Detroit . "By any quantifiable standard, the city is on life support. Detroit 's treasury is $300 million short of the funds needed to provide the barest municipal services," Okrent said. "The school system, which six years ago was compelled by the teachers' union to reject a philanthropist's offer of $200 million to build 15 small, independent charter high schools, is in receivership. The murder rate is soaring, and 7 out of 10 remain unsolved. Three years after Katrina devastated New Orleans , unemployment in that city hit a peak of 11%. In Detroit , the unemployment rate is 28.9%. That's worth spelling out: twenty-eight point nine percent."
 
At the end of Okrent's report, and he will write a dozen more about Detroit, he said, "That's because the story of Detroit is not simply one of a great city's collapse, it's also about the erosion of the industries that helped build the country we know today. The ultimate fate of Detroit will reveal much about the character of America in the 21st century. If what was once the most prosperous manufacturing city in the nation has been brought to its knees, what does that say about our recent past? And if it can't find a way to get up, what does that say about our future?"
 
As you read in my book review of Chris Steiner's book, "$20 Per Gallon", the auto industry won't come back. Immigration will keep pouring more, and more uneducated third world immigrants from the Middle East into Detroit , thus creating a beachhead for Islamic hegemony in America .
 
 If 50 percent illiteracy continues, we will see more homegrown terrorists spawned out of the Muslim ghettos of Detroit . Illiteracy plus Islam equals walking human bombs. You have already seen it in Madrid , Spain ; London , England and Paris , France with train bombings, subway bombings and riots.
 
As their numbers grow, so will their power to enact their barbaric Sharia Law that negates republican forms of government, first amendment rights, and subjugates women to the lowest rungs on the human ladder. We will see more honor killings by upset husbands, fathers, and brothers that demand subjugation by their daughters, sisters and wives. Muslims prefer beheadings of women to scare the hell out of any other members of their sect from straying. Multiculturalism: what a perfect method to kill our language, culture, country, and way of life.
 
I PRAY EVERYONE THAT READS THIS REALIZES THAT IF WE DON'T STAND UP, AND SCREAM AT WASHINGTON , AND OUR STATE, CITY, AND LOCAL LEADERS THIS IS WHAT AWAITS THE REST OF AMERICA . IF YOU FOLLOW THE NEWS AT ALL YOU KNOW THIS HAS HAPPENED IN ENGLAND , AND FRANCE, AND SPAIN . IF YOU THINK THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF HOOEY AND YOU FEEL NO DUTY TO FIGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY, THEN I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO STAND AND FIGHT.
 
 "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin
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Nobody Flashes FEMEN!

Nobody Flashes: Wow...get your goggles out guys...the women in the Ukraine are stripping just for YOU! They want to be noticed as more than sex symbols, so, what do they do? They do just what every man in the world wants them to do, put on lovely underwear and pretty flowers in their hair and then..strip naked! That'll show those male chauvinists!
Whole countries will be moved!
 
And as an added bonus...it's COLD! Seven degrees BELOW Zero! (applaud here men, show some appreciation.) These young beauties not only are cold, wet, and by the looks of them..hungry--- they dislike men so much--- they don't just stand there...they say rude things like---well here an example said in front of the Ukraine Parliament building---
 
 "This cabinet's like a male toilet, " the activists scream, holding water bottles to their groins as though they're men in a urinal. "What we do is we get Ukrainian and international coverage and it shows that the authorities are scared of seeing bare breasts," Gutsol says. "And the fact that they are trying to arrest us and not let us undress now proves it."
 
 
Gutsol somehow missed the train to Doctor Zhivago.
 
The group, of which so far there are 300 strong, call themselves FEMEN. They want to get women elected. Let's hope they keep the young and pretty ones out front. Anyone who came from the sixties remembers the feminist women over here burning bras. Those women single-handedly hatched Larry Flynn.

Our feminists movement gave us such representatives as Hillary the Hun, Nancy the Stun, and Boxer Botox---I'm just saying. Be careful what you wish for girls.

Someday, all these girls are going to be pregnant, and wondering what happened to their grand protests.
 
Let's not tell em'.
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Nobody Questions George Lucas

Nobody's Fool:
What do you do when some comedian comes out and tells the world that you, the greatest marketing mogul in the world, is convinced that the world is going to end in 2012?
 
Well, if your George Lucas, you do NOT have to put up a famous finger and say
 
No, I did NOT have sex with that nuclear scientist!... no...you get your PR department to release a denial that is so great it should be put up on e-bay and sold to the Obama team of propagandists for the democratic playbook of "How to deny anything and get away with it.
George Lucas is Nobody's Fool.
“He was not serious when he talked about the end of the world in 2012 but he is an adamant believer that the world is flat, that Stonehenge was built by aliens, and that the sun revolves around the Earth,” Hale said. “These are among the many subjects he commonly discusses at length with Elvis, who he’s going to digitally insert into Indy 5 along with a roster of famous dead actors.”
A fine answer if ever there was one.
 
But...according to Seth Rogen, a comedian who listened to over a half hour of dire Lucas warning about the upcoming destruction of the earth..by tectonic plates moving around,..I am really wondering...does he really believe it? And more importantly, what does he know that we do not?
 
Mmmmm....
 
He might have something here. As you can see from this picture of the disintegrating Islands of the World in Dubai...plates ARE shifting...along with an awful lot of sand.

Nobody Notes
that anyone who ever heard the tale of the three little pigs can tell you that building multimillion dollar islands made up of foreign and very poor construction workers on man-made islands IN the middle of the Ocean...might not work too well.
 
Most of us nobodies in the world thought, "Oh, that'll work."
 
But, let's just say...it wasn't those poor underpaid slaves of globalization's fault. Let's say, the plates are shifting, and he's right.
 
In that case, I have one question to ask Mr. Lucas.

Nobody
: Gee Mr. Lucas, if you are correct that means that we have less than a year to live, and SINCE you are NOT going to need all that money...and SINCE redistribution is the new popular fashion, then perhaps you could find it in your heart to buy me this Super yacht.
 
It's for SALE! For only $75 million!
 
After all, somebody is going to have to stay here on earth while you and Spielberg fly away on your spaceships.
 
Al Gore says Greenland will be destroyed...but SOMEBODY has to save that poor Shtick of Dubai (see picture) who has the only house left standing in the Island of Greenland, in the World of his sinking Dubai. I'm sure the ruler of Dubai will be glad to see my yacht pulling in to save his sorry ...(put in your favorite body part here) and I will be sure and tell him, next time he wants to go building islands in the sand, he should contact YOU first, and finance the next George Lucas :"It's the end of the universe but Yoda will be there to guide us."...movie.

2012
needs a sequel..don't you think? Mars tectonic plates are moving as we speak.
 
 
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Nobody is Moving to Wordpress

Nobody Flashes: Due to the fact that I am trying to get on a much better blogsite...for the next few nights I'll be very brief...and then hopefully...you..all will be able to SEE all my nonsense MUCH better! SOON!
 
Oh...that's me. It's cold here. I am .....prepared.
 
My new site is at joyannaadams.wordpress.com
 
Come and see me there!
 
...I hope you will, like I, enjoy the change.
 
 
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Nobody's Absurdities, No. 80: Insulting the Special

Nobody Cares: I forgot what absurdity I'm on...it's been so long since I wrote one...so, I'm starting at 80...and here in no particular order are two major absurdities of the week.
 
*****
 
 On Martin Luther King day, I was listening to Dr. Alveda King on the radio, and she was saying that she was at a rally in Atlanta. She went on to say how Martin Luther King's message was for all people to come together. Then she said she had just sang the "National Anthem" and the "Black National Anthem."
 
I had NO idea the black people had their own anthem...did you?
 
Is that what Martin Luther King was preaching...separation of the blacks and whites?
 
At the end of the song, are the words, "May we forever stand, True to our God, True to our native land." You're guess is as good as mine as to what "native land" they want to stay true to, but just by making up their own National Anthem, I think we can guess. Also, this picture, taken on Martin Luther King day, where the statue of George Washington has been covered, sort of supports it.
 
Alveda, evidently sees no problem with this, but to this nobody, it's absurd.
 
Another absurdity is the fact that Martin Luther King is going to get his own memorial right in the middle of the National Mall, with a 28 foot statue of himself, made in China. Of course, the unions over here are protesting the Chinese that will be coming over and putting it up, depriving their members of jobs..
 
 What I think is even more absurd is that John Adams should have had a memorial put up long BEFORE Martin Luther King. If not for John Adams, the ONLY founder who had no slaves, and who's son made it possible for slavery to even be discussed in Congress...who knows how long slavery would have continued? Where's his memorial?
 
*****
 
 The big splash last night was just how rude and crude said British comedian, Ricky Gervais was to the rich and beautiful Hollywood crowd. Most of the nobodies watching the whole thing, found him refreshing and if not always funny. We secretly enjoyed the ruthless satire, mainly because most of the Hollywood crowd has put down the tea party, and are flaming liberals, and think nothing of insulting the masses who go see their movies.
 
Ricky made fun of just about everyone in the room. He introduced actor (and hell-raiser) Robert Downey Jr. by saying: ‘Many of you in this room probably know him best from the Betty Ford Clinic and the Los Angeles County Jail.’ Robert was really insulted by Ricky even mentioning that he had a sordid past. And yet...he went on to claim he had slept with every single women who had been nominated for the award he was presenting.
 
I don't get it. Robert Downey can basically insult men's wives, but no one sees any problem with it. I guess it's a group thing--- Like the rappers,who can say the "N" word, but if you're white you cannot. If you're not part of the rich Hollywood crowd, you cannot insult them when they are getting awards on how great they all are.
 
But not everyone at the awards was a snob...Brit Christian Bale said he didn’t feel Gervais pushed the envelope far enough and added: 'Thank God for comedians, they have the most important job. I hope he keeps going further!'
 
The Brits are sticking together, as well they should.
 
So, what I wanna know is: Do the blacks in Britain have a National Anthem of their own? Do they sing "God Save the Black Queen?"
 
 I'd love to see Ricky Gervais on a Oprah Winfrey Show, on Martin Luther King Day...but I don't think that will happen anytime soon.
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Nobody's Perfect-Ron Reagan Jr.

 
Nobody's Perfect:
 
The last time I really felt the country was in good hands, was back when Ronald Reagan was President. Jobs were plentiful at that time, and the country was full of hope.
 
 
As I recall, the country ....
starting turning sour after the first Gulf War. As I watched the oil tankers burning in the sand, and watched while Daddy Bush bought our boys home, leaving Saddam in his magnificent mansions, I got the feeling that..America was just not going to be the same.
 
So, when Ron Jr. came out last week, damaging the name of his father to sell his book, I just had to let him have the whole Nobody's Perfect column all by his 14-year old self.
 
That's how I see him. A big overgrown 14- year old, who's mad at dad.
 
Ron reported that he knew his dad had Alzheimer's when he saw him in a debate during his last four years in office. It was as if to imply just how ashamed he was of his "not very bright" father, and that the country was actually in danger.
 
As if we are not now.
 
Gee Ronnie--- let me help you out here. Let's suppose we take your dad's own words, and let's ALSO go on your assumption that your father wasn't playing with a full deck, and then put Obama's own words (your favorite President) up against your dad, Ronald Reagan, in a debate.
 
We'll even tie one Alzheimer hand behind his back...just to be fair to you.

                                          DEBATE: Obama VS Reagan.

Commentator-
Thanks everyone for coming tonight to the debate of ideals. President Obama...since you won the coin toss, we'll start with you.
 
 Question- Recently Mr. President, you have not only signed a START treaty with Russia, you are also making major cuts in our military all around. Do you think this is wise?

Obama-
Let me say...uh...uh...uh... Now we're in the midst of not just advocating for change, not just calling for change - we're doing the grinding, sometimes frustrating work of delivering change - inch by inch, day by day. (Typical of liberals...they never answer the question directly.)

Reagan-
Well,...(looks at Obama and smiles) Prince David... Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. We don't need to change America, America was just fine until you decided to change it. We're in greater danger today than we were the day after Pearl Harbor. Our military is absolutely incapable of defending this country.

Question-
Right now, President Obama, the Congress is trying to get your HealthCare repealed. Many are starting to report that the cost of your plan to this nation will destroy it. How do you feel about that?

Obama
- uh...uh...But if you - if what - the reports are true, what they're saying is, is that as a consequence of us getting 30 million additional people health care, at the margins that's going to increase our costs, we knew that.

Reagan
- Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other....

Question
- People are worried about the economy, President Obama...have you any plans to get us out of this recession?

Obama-
I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.

Reagan-
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. And that's exactly what you are doing...(Reagan looks at Obama and looks confused...as if he is trying to remember his name.) Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Question-
We understand that you call many of the American people tea baggers. They ARE upset. Nancy Pelosi calls them Astroturf. How do you really feel about this part of America?

Obama-
It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

Reagan-
There you go again! I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And there's purpose and worth to each and every life. These are the very heart and soul of our republic.

Commentator-
Well, in the end I'd like to thank you both for coming here tonight..

Obama-
Uh..uh...one more thing I'd like to say. We must tone down our conversations in view of the Arizona killings...

Reagan-
We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.

Obama-
Uh...well, I am here to fundamentally change America.

Reagan-
To sit back hoping that someday, some way, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last - but eat you he will. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
 
Thank you for this debate...Prince...(Reagan looks confused) Bubba...

Obama
- My name is BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA. (he says in anger)

Reagan-
Oh? Well then, yes I know, I am just verifying that. But...I don't think I can trust you, and neither should the America people.

(Nobody Makes this stuff up.)
 
Fundamentally speaking, all of us get a bit forgetful when we get older, and it's almost always the trivial stuff, but the important lessons of our lives never leave. I'd put a President who may have forgot little trivial things, but got all the important things right, up against a President who never forgets anything, but gets all the important things wrong..any day of the week.
 
But, leave it to Ron's brother Michael, to sum it up nicely:

"What a way for Ron to say Happy 100th Birthday Dad. Ron, my brother was an embarrassment to his father when he was alive and today he became an embarrassment to his mother,"
 
Ron, you may not be perfect, but we wish you'd try a little harder.
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Nobody is Leaking the Facebook Revolutions

Nobody's Opinion:
 
What do Facebook, WikiLeaks, and Tunisia have in common?
 
I was thinking of this while watching the Golden Globes tonight. The movie, The Social Network, which explains the life of FaceBook inventor, Mark Elliot Zukerberg, won Best Picture of the Year, last night at the Critics Awards, and again tonight at the Golden Globe.
 
It was a surprise to me. I haven't seen it, but right now, I have 49 "friends" on FaceBook that are waiting for me to "answer" their query. I have had maybe five comments on my Townhall blog of three years...but 49 FaceBook queries...on an empty page. No picture...no info.
 
Go figure.
 
But that's the point isn't it? I only started my FaceBook page because I HAD to get one, in order to get the FACEBOOK page of a friend.
 
Clever.
 
BUT...there is one thing man has in common all over the world, and that's the longing to be recognized. To this nobody, unless you have something to sell, or are running for office, or LOTS of friends and family...FaceBook is a colossal waste of time.
 
I'm evidently not alone in my disinterest. Jesse Eisenberg, the actor that portrayed Zukerberg in the movie has said, "I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself."
 
Exactly.
 
Zukerberg was made Man of the Year by Time Magazine, and I was wondering why. After all, it's just a program...where billions of people all over the world can connect and say mostly trivial stuff about themselves. It's also a place where people can get nasty, and bully---and cause young men and women to commit suicide.
 
And now it's being reported that it's a powerful tool...to force revolutions.
 
Mmmmmmm....I'm beginning to see the "value."
 
So, why do the "elite" love this man of FaceBook? Is it because he gives away his money, like Gates and Buffet? Obama has said, ever the Marxist, that there is a point at which you have enough...money. Or is it because in the global elites are really scared, and the more information they have on every single person walking the planet, the safer they feel?
 
This week, it was said about the riots in Tunisia, that it is a young population – one in five are 15 to 24, they are well-educated, mix with tourists and use FaceBook. And then...you add WikiLeaks to the Tunisia mix.

" WikiLeaks helped inspire the overthrow of Ben Ali, but the content of the cable was considered so damaging to the regime that it tried to block the websites where it was displayed."
 
It seems that WikiLeaks reported on the rich lifestyle of their much hated Queen. She evidently had frozen yogurt flown in from St. Topez. She owns mansions, while her people face joblessness and high food prices.
 
Sound familar?
 
As we watch our own President and wife spent billions of our dollars, talking endless vacations while our people lose homes and jobs, we can certainly relate. Obama once ordered a pizza from St; Louis to be delivered. I don't see much difference.
 
 BenAli, the ruler of Tunisia and his queen have vanished to another country in fear of their lives. And now, there is another worry:

Ben Ali was Tunisia’s intelligence chief, with notoriously close ties to the CIA, before he moved to overthrow the in Egypt, the octogenarian President Hosni Mubarak will have held power for three decades this year, and is getting set to install himself for another term. In Algeria, the shadowy military regime survived a brutal civil war against radical Islamists in the 1990s, but now faces new unrest. In Jordan, the authority of the Hashemite dynasty has been undermined by dissent among influential retired generals and protests among the tribes that were its traditional base of support. Yet all these regimes are considered important allies of the West just the way they are, and no one has any idea they might be replaced, or when, or by whom.
 
History has shown, when people are starving, and the food prices are too high, revolution comes naturally. It's what happened in the French Revolution. And in that light, it may just be why we have over 40 million people on food stamps. Just think if all those people were starving? FaceBook would crash.
 
Can riots happen here?
 
Well, our Presidents and Congress are made up of the richest people in the country. They live above our laws. And we pay for their mistakes and waste. But so far, Americans are well feed. Many of us are obese. Keep the cows fat and happy. But if food prices go up here...and welfare runs out...and Van Jones and Francis Piven call for revolution...will we go on FaceBook and complain? And if and when the government manages to take over the internet. who is the best man to have on their side?
 
Yeah, I'd give Zukerberg more awards too..
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