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Invictus Maneo! (I remain unconquered)

Nobody Wins
: Here's the deal: While we sit wondering if "Bush's" tax "cuts" are going to be left in place, during this lamest of a 111st cesspool called our Congress, they have gone into gridlock, so that in just a few days, all of us will be selling off our old Nike's to try to keep up with the deeper depression and the truckload of new taxes coming our way.
 
Obama has played his typical class warfare card out: It's just not right that all you poor people have to pay for us rich folks.
 
Well, for starters, you can stop flying around, Obama. Next time you want to talk to somebody---pick up the phone.
 
The Republicans say: If we tax the rich, we tax all the small businesses, the only thing left holding up the pay of all you government employees, and the house falls.
 
And that's true. There's only a few remaining small businesses left to conquer. Getting rid of all small farmers, small businesses, is the job of the big boys. It's the way it works... right? Wiping out that little guy...that's why they spend millions to the cesspool of the well.
 
So, how convenient for them both. When nothing is done, each can blame each OTHER.
 
If neither one gives in, then we ALL pay big-time next year, which will basically be a great thing for both of them, as they desperately need the money to keep all their big jobs...and keep the global plans going.
 
And there is nothing the multinational companies would like better. They've already got a 'Get out of jail free card.' GE, Verizon, Toyota, and I'm sure the list goes on) were handed billions just to keep that stock ticking.
 
So what happens to us?
 
There is good news! Obama just announced today that he has signed a trade agreement with...hold your breathe...don't get too excited... South Korea! We can protect and defend their country from China...and we can also send them...food!
 
I'm sending my crabapples by UPS..along with instructions on how to can crabapples and make crabapple jelly. I expect to be paid in advance.
 
Hey, it's the least we can do for Monsanto. How about You?
 
(Yes, if you must know, I'm genetically programmed to be crabby.)
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Nobody Flashes REAL Joy!

Nobody Flashes: Well dog-gone it, I've been in a huffy mood lately, so I just had to post this to get myself out of my own funk.

Enjoy! (Thanks to Tom Beebe!)

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The Voo-doo of Charlie Rangel


There is something wrong in a government where they who do the most have the least. There is something wrong when honesty wears a rag, and rascality a robe: when the loving, the tender, eat a crust, while the infamous sit at banquets.
                              -----Robert G. Ingersoll

Nobody Reports:
Charlie Rangel was all over the news today, bemoaning his innocence to the Congress and the American people for the unethical crimes he has committed against the People's House. It is unfair he said, that he should be humiliated for the crime of not paying income taxes for 17 years. After all, he writes the taxes.
 
To Charlie, who never met a sucker he didn't like...it's almost a crime in itself.
 
 BUT, Nobody Reports that there is a good reason why he has lied and made excuses, and basically acted like the untouchable mob boss of Harlem. We have just discovered he has the soul of Frank Lucus inside of him. A soul he picked up at the Punta Cana Yacht Club, while doing a voo-doo dance one night with Maxine Waters. He blacked out, woke up, and there was Frank...telling him what to do. So he just did what Frank said.
 
And Charlie gave us this picture of Frank (as you can see, he's been inside Charlie for quite some time) as proof.
 
Poor Charlie. I suggest he honor Frank's soul, and go to jail for his crimes, like Frank did. It's the least an old soldier can do for his country.
 
Oh...I forgot. Charlie can't go to jail...he couldn't take his Mercedes.

Nobody Reports one last tidbit:
Charlie also has something in common with Bill Clinton: The Rockefellers helped both of them kick- start their careers. One was 'impeached' by Congress, and the other has now been censured by Congress.
 
So, who or what is in THEIR souls? Mmmmmm?
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The Bushes: Let MOM say it!

Nobody Knows just how cleverly the put-down of the tea party and Sarah Palin was done by the Bush family.

And the more I think about it, the madder it makes me. Listen to this again,...You can't tell me that Daddy Bush is that ignorant about politics and that the tea party is Mainstream America, instead of a bunch of kids just playing around.

He plays the sweet fool, and the act is convincing. That makes it all the more upsetting.

They want Jeb to be President, and that's okay, BUT...while we had to listen to George W. say again and again that he refuses to bash anyone, especially Obama, putting himself on some kind of "I am SO above petty politics" platform, it's perfectly okay for Barbara Bush to say something really nasty and condescending about Sarah Palin. (By the way, she says the same thing in another interview at their home, with George W. sitting by their side...and she says the same thing...only, it comes off even nastier.)

The leading conservative family: bashing another conservative, while they gush and goo over the communists in office at every turn.

Self serving, as always...and typical.

They let you believe they can't control what Mom says. Come on. You don't make it in Washington until you watch every word that you say, and pay big bucks to make sure every question and answer to that question is well rehearsed. Mon and DADDY Bush had that statement planned.

So, instead of being honest men, they put good old mom up to fight the tea party and make nasty statements about Sarah, to keep the established Bush and his family in power.

And Jeb agrees with mom.

Cowards, all three of them.

Read my lips Mr. Presidents: REAL conservatives do not respect any man that makes mom say the unpleasant things that they want to say, but can't, because it might lose some tea party conservative votes.

I can't see Sarah Palin making her husband say nasty things about Jeb.

She'd say it to his face.

But, hey...the Bush Plantation is just warming up.

And I'm so sad, that they have all grown to be such a big disappointment to so many of us who once fell for the "act'.

So, CLASS? You call what mom did...CLASS?

Joe the plumber has more.

Yeah, I'm still mad.
 
"Honesty...is such a lonely word...everyone is so..untrue...
Honesty...is hardly ever heard...but mostly what we need from you..."  and not your mom
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STOP Spending In The Name of Love...

 
Nobody Cares: Driving home in my little quiet neighborhood tonight, I saw it---a big white electronic sign flashing "Speed limit...25." This little sign alone must have cost a good $800.00.
 
I know most of the people here. They drive around 5 miles an hour, and it's completely unnecessary. This is a sign that you would see on a freeway...not near a corner where you never ever see another car, or kids. Most days, I bond with the nearest tree it's so lonely. Sometimes a cat crosses the street out of sheer boredom. But..Obama, who spends money faster than a Dubai hooker, feels the need to spend more..so in the name of "just cause I said so" we must all have the same signs on every corner all across the United States. And this is going to cost..plenty. Street signs must all be the same.
 
It's official. He's gone off the edge. He's officially gone meglo.
 
Today, the top financial experts came out and basically said: We are in very deep doo-doo if we keep spending money. Okay, they didn't say that. But much like their climate change scare tactics, they warned that America is on a precipice of no return. If our government doesn't stop spending money---we are cooked. Nada. Forget it. ("Leeet meee introduc yu to mii leettle friend." )
 
His experts...you know, all those guys who have been hanging around for lifetimes, and basically helping to destroy America by saying "We are getting better...but we are doomed." are in a panic. So, what does Obama do? He ordered all states to tear down the old street signs and make them all universal, and bigger, and...don't you wonder whose getting a kickback from this? Whose company has contributed to Obama? What and who is going to make these signs? And will each bolt cost $50 dollars?
 
This will cost cities and states millions that they don't have. They will pass the cost onto the taxpayers. Someone is getting a stimulus and it's not us.
 
And who has he promised the old signs to? China? Africa? Saudi Arabia?
 
You'd think his vision of an electrical car grid, filled with cameras and scanners, would be enough, but no...he wants..signs. Millions of signs.
 
And you have to wonder---are there camera's in those signs? Some kind of device to track all the cars that have all the new trackers in them? The technology is there.

One small step for Obama---One large step for some friend of his.
 
And how many of these signs will have Spanish AND English on them? You BET they will.
 
Yes, Barak Obama Street: It's his way or the highway to hell.
 
Do you lke me, get the feeling that he doesn't ...love us?
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