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Nobody's Perfect: Jeter VS Johnson

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, November 30, 2010 1:28:02 AM
Nobody's Perfect: One thing that sports has in common with politics is that, in order to play with the big boys, you have to have a thick skin. That's why this week's pick needs no serious cerebral interaction.
The two guys this week in the news for making waves are heartthrob, Derek Jeter, and "butterfingers" Steven Johnson. If you want to compare which one of these fine gentlemen is worse off this week, it's pretty easy.
 
In the game last Sunday, Buffalo's Mr. Johnson, fumbled the football just before scoring the winning touchdown, giving the game to Pittsburgh. And it seems, that wasn't the first fumble of his game. He had about five.
 
After the game, he tweeted God, blaming him for his mistake. Many thought his tweet about his fumble was to God, but...it wasn't. It was to Obama. He is tired of making excuses and sticking up for Obama, and I can't blame him. Read his tweet again.
 
Many black people that voted for Obama feel, betrayed, and who can blame them? Hope and Change meant that all gas would be free, all bills would be paid, and all passes would be caught. It's been a big letdown for many.
 
On the other side, Yankee Derek Jeter' s only imperfection is that he had been getting paid too high a salary for much too long, which is really not an imperfection at all. He is in a fight with the Yankees to renew his contract at $45 million for three years. But the general manager basically has said: You getting old, and not exactly worth it.
 
So what does this Nobody predict?
 
The Yankees will get rid of him, and the fans will be outraged. He'll go to another town, get the money he wants, and play for a few more years. I've seen it happen too many times in sports. The men who build the stadiums, usually get traded at the peak of their careers.
 
Jeter has had a long solid career, and many say he will be back. I don't know. I wouldn't want to "upstet" the Yankee fans of New York.
 
Johnson, on the other hand, shouldn't be blaming God for anything, in fact he should pray that he keeps his job.
 
God...I mean Obama, is taking numbers.
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Blackwater, Royal Babies, and Turkey Talk

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, November 29, 2010 12:05:47 AM
Nobody's Opinion: The big news of the day is: Obama is playing a lot of basketball, as if he is just passing the time, waiting for something to happen.
I don't know about you, but if I were President, with a war developing in North Korea, a war in the Middle East, and a US economy that makes Russia's economic fall seem like an unpaid parking ticket in comparison: and with a missile warning sent by China (most experts agree) to show that one EMP across the United States could be launched off a vessel right off the shore of California..
 
I would NOT be playing a lot of basketball.
 
An EMP would cripple the United States and send us all back into a REALLY bad time. China would fly in to "help," and Obama would...still be playing basketball.
 
And on that thought: Here's some nobody opinions about various turkey happenings.

Nobody's Opinion --Monsanto, seed lord of the world, just bought Blackwater, the biggest private military operation in the world. I guess getting patents on their genetically engineered seeds wasn't enough. The plan: a platoon of big burly scary- looking dudes bearing automatic machine guns, comes up to the farmer (any farmer in the world.) and says..

"Go ahead. Touch my seeds...make.. my... day."
 
So, who controls who? I don't know, you tell me.
 
Why does the biggest seed company in the world need to buy the biggest private military in the world? (paid mostly by the taxpayers) They were hated so much in Iraq they are now banned from the country. That news however, did not make the front page.
 
Neither will this.

Nobody's Perfect Speaking of the front page, this did: Obama got busted in the lips while playing his basketball. I'm waiting for the beer session in the garden.
 
This is another first by a President. No other President while in office, got stitches from playing basketball, only a pretzel.
 
Nobody Knows why Wikileaks can release, with the help of the New York Times, thousands of military secrets and secret documents, putting hundreds of lives in danger, and making our position more vulnerable in the world (now that Obama is disarming all our nukes for Putin) and not one liberal really thinks it's a crime. BUT...when just one women was "revealed" under Bush, they had to make a whole movie to express their outrage.
 
So, what's one life compared to thousands? Aren't they the "great equalizers?"
 
Where's the left's outrage?
 
Can you say...pass the basketball please?

Nobody Cares if John Kerry wants to throw a party for himself at the Boston Symphony Hall and charge everyone $4,800 just to come. What we do care about is the fact that you won't read anywhere just who or why anybody showed up, or what will become of the money raised.
 
Kerry, like his fellow members of Congress, owes us money.
 
Let's all show up at the door.

Nobody Wonders How Robert Gates can be so concerned about Russia becoming an oligarchy, and not see that his own country, is going down the same "undemocratic" road. Somehow he does not see the hypocrisy, and neither does Putin.

Nobody Wins: If I hear one more Clinton puppet on TV say, "Why, only one percent of travelers complained about the searches at thanksgiving! People know it's for their own good, and we can all just sit back and see that there was a lot of complaining about nothing." I'm writing my Congressmen.
 
Okay, I'm not writing my Congressman, I'm passing out from too much honey.

Nobody's Fool Prince Andrew and his lovely bride are already ordering baby furniture...this Moses baby basket, covered with Swarovski crystals--- a royal bargain at only $11, 370. And it's pink.
 
I'm planning of sending them this picture of this puppy, and tell them every little girl needs a pooh bear, and for only $500,000, it can be hers. I'll even throw in the stuffed honey pot.
 
Nobody also wonders at the audacity of the Royal family. In order to appear cognizant of the poor suffering of their people, they have announced with great fanfare that they are footing the bill for the wedding, the taxpayers are only paying for security, And when you realize that their money comes from their poor people in the first place, you just have to wonder---Who is paying for this again?
 
So, nice of them to chip in, don't you think? An extra pot of honey for them all.
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Nobody Flashes Email: Pray for Lighting

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:21:26 AM
Nobody Flashes Email: Many of us were just too busy this week, to notice that Europe is falling apart, minute by minute, right along with the shopping aisles at Target in New Jersey.
I say...let them protest. It's fun to watch.
 
The whole world is blaming our Congress. So, we must ask the important question...was this done by very intelligent Congresspersons as a vast conspiracy to sink the world and take it over in a Marxist utopia with a cloned Henry Kissinger pulling the strings? (Of COURSE he's cloned...have you seen him lately?) Or are this people complete moronic gusseteer (Go ahead, look THAT one up.) harpies, just showing up and pretending they have a clue.
 
I sometimes have my doubt that any of them can actually read. So, that's why this week's pick of emails fit: Maybe these Congressmen and women never ever said these things while talking to a ticket agent...(you never know with emails) but if we go by what we hear them say in Congress....I'd say...we all leave the country...right now.
 
PRICELESS: A DC Airport Ticket Agent
 
Not sure how true these are, but they made me laugh. This is priceless funny stuff; but alas, is only a small indication of how much trouble the US is in. A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble:
 
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)
 
2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts ..'' Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa '' his response -- click.
 
3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried t o explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, 'don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!'' (OMG)
 
4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?'' I said, ''No.'' She said, ''But they look so close on the map.'' (OMG, again!)
 
5. An aide for a cabinet member(Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)
 
6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.
 
7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?' He replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!'' After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.
 
8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?''
 
9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright (D) from Ala who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?'' I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''
 
10. Senator Dianne Feinstein (D) called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?'' I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane. She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''
 
11. Mary Landrieu (D) La. Senator called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. 'Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those'' I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''
 
12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .'' I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?'' 'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man. After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere." ''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!'' So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?'' The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''
 
Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in! Could anyone be this DUMB? YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED..
 
I don't write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta spread it around.
 
(Thanks to Pat)
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Las Vegas needs a Giant Video Screen

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, November 27, 2010 1:32:46 AM
Nobody Flashes: Black Friday is finally over. bringing back many a memory I have of running all over the city on a Black Friday, trying to get the latest video game for my son. And many a child and husband has been bored out of their manly gourds having to stand around while mom looked at purses, shoes, perfume, and pajama's for grandma.
 
Sheer..torture.
 
But now...we are in the 21st century, and every American male is playing online. They are buying up games so that they can play Jorge in Sweden and blow his virtual head off. It's exciting, and addicting. But there is one thing they do not know, and I'd advise everyone reading this in America to keep it a secret...
 
IF you are rich...and IF you can get to Beijing,---- mom could go shopping, and for the low price of $15,000, dad and the boys could play thousands of other people on this 850 foot long video screen.
 
It might destroy your brain cells, but if it's the adrenaline rush your seeking...just imagine.
 
IF you are poor....you can always find a few chairs at Wal-Mart and tell mom to take her time. Wal-Marts are all over China.
 
Now, I don't know about you, but I think that musical headache that is downtown Las Vegas is getting pretty old hat. If they could replace it with one of these giant video screens, and put all the lastest games on it, like Halo, it might just save the city. Think of the millions of young men who will be flocking there to play...and of course, the girls will be standing out in the doorways to catch them all like flies on a sticky pad.
 
The bookies could start a whole other universe of gambling.
 
And this Nobody Wonders why we do NOT have one of these here?
 
China won't let us? Mmmmmmm...
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The Lie Detector Politician

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, November 25, 2010 11:22:24 PM

Nobody Reports: Nobody just woke up from her turkey sleep to find this by chance. I don't know who wrote this bit, but it should be put into a time capsule, before the next cyberwar...

Enjoy!

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Nobody Flashes a Thanksgivng Bride

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, November 24, 2010 10:58:41 PM








Nobody Flashes: A Thanksgiving Bride...and a typical American family dinner joke. I'll be back on Friday.

Everybody Have a Great Thanksgiving!
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Nobody's Perfect: Napolitano VS Reno

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, November 24, 2010 12:15:50 AM
Nobody's perfect: I'm sorry. I couldn't help thinking of Janet Reno this week, while witnessing video's of the poor kids being frightened out of their little minds at airports all across the country, due to the Gestapo tactics of her twin evil sister, Janet Napolitano.
Remember, both were groomed by Bill Clinton, (And Hillary) both were given high powers of justice, both have said, it's the American people who are to be feared,  and both have a natural habit of loving to scare little kids, along with their mothers and fathers.
 
Janet Reno managed to kill quite a few of those little kids at Waco, (along with their mothers and fathers) by her Nazi- like methods.
 
And let us not forget little Elian crying in mortal fear at the man with the big gun, ripping him out of the arms of his relative, at Midnight.
 
Bill Clinton promoted Janet Reno, and now, Obama has his Janet...
 
Nothing like getting the "girls" to carry out your dirty work for you.
 
So, if you had to pick, the lesser of the two evils, which one would you choose?

"Scissors, rock, paper....scissors, paper, rock....paper, rock, scissors....rock, scissors, paper....."
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Monsanto: Lord of the Seeds

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, November 23, 2010 2:45:11 AM
Nobody's Opinion:
 
St. Louis was just promoted to the most dangerous city in the United States. And if you had read this book, (see pic on left) you might want to agree...not because of the crime rate, but because it is the home of a company that plans to control the entire food chain of the planet: Monsanto.
 
Monsanto: the company that brought you PCBs, Dioxin, aspartame, Roundup, Bovine Growth Hormone, Saccharin, Agent Orange, and genetically altered.. soybean, potatoes, corn, and cotton.
 
It has a near monopoly on the seed market of the world. It owns 90% of all seeds made. Here in the United States, 70% of our food is genetically altered. And the reason you can't tell the "natural" food from the genetically altered in your grocery store, is that any company that dares to try to say, "This product contains no growth hormones, or this tomato has not been tampered with.) ... Monsanto can sue you.
 
Thank the big boys in Washington for that one.
 
And don't let anyone tell you that scientists fooling with genetics is just like the farmers of old, experimenting with different crops. That's bull. It's complicated, but we have lost some pretty precious things with Monsanto playing god. Monarch butterflies are disappearing, along with bees, and frogs, all due to the genetically engineered products to "feed the world." The book explains it.
 
You must have a stout heart to get through it. Second thought---get drunk first. 
 
Monopolies, are like communists, they want complete control. They want to play God. If this book wasn't so meticulously researched with fact after fact, I wouldn't be sitting here wondering if this isn't the next atomic bomb.
 
Let me give you a sliver of the Monsanto apple. Here's some of their products;

Saccharin. ( not good for you) Monsanto was started in 1901 by John Francis Queeny, and manufactured Saccharin to be sold only to Coke. We now know...it causes cancer. And they knew it too. Sort of like how the cigarette company knew.

PCB's Coolants and lubricants; Another one of Monsanto's big hits. It's factory was in Anniston Alabama. Sixty thousand pounds were emitted into the atmosphere, 1.8 million were dumped in streams and 68 million pounds of contaminated wastes were depositd in an open pit located in the heart of the city's black population. Hundreds died from cancer and tumors. They knew since 1937 that it was dangerous, but hey! So what?
 
Everyone was using PCB, and the Navy stopped. Then one day a scientist found PCBs in salmon and the hair of his family. Studies found PCBs everywhere. We all have them in our bodies because they cannot be destroyed. It's in our food chain. It cause all kinds of illness, you name it. Europe banned it. To escape all the lawsuits Monsanto sold its division,...now Pfizer owns it. They divided up the millions in damages for the lawsuits.

Dioxin: Just say NOT GOOD: Times Beach (which is about 40 miles from my house) was sprayed with the stuff. Cats, dogs, birds, all died along with about 50 horses. They just destroyed the whole town. The government did not prosecute. (Reagan was President ) but ordered Monsanto to clean up 27 cities. Just a few grams can poison a whole city. Monsanto dumped 40 pounds a day of dioxin into the Mississippi from its Krummrich Plant around 1988.
 
 Lysol is filled with dioxin.
 
They also sold the stuff to the Pentagon to make Agent Orange. These herbicides were developed to kill the plants and starve the enemy. Twenty million gallons of it were dumped on Vietnam. And if you go to the Tu Du Hospital in Ho Chi Minh City you will see horrors of the babies born from mothers exposed to the stuff. Veterans took them to court and won a pittance. And now they know that Dioxin gets into your fatty cells and stays there. I can see mine already.

Roundup: All I can say is: Tiger Woods might not make it to be sixty. If you use this stuff, be sure to wear protective everything...do not get this stuff on you anywhere, it has killed hundreds off poor farmers all over the earth. They have found that Roundup triggers the first stage of the development of Cancer. I won't even go into this stuff except to say they developed it to go with their genetically altered seed programs. If you are a farmer and you buy the Monsanto genetically altering soybeans you HAVE to buy the Roundup too, as it is the only herbicide that will work. And here's a special gift from Roundup: It may be the elites way of controlling the population. It can reduce men's production of sex hormones by 94 percent. It kills embryos

Bovine Growth Hormone: Oh, this is a good one. It makes cows produce milk constantly which makes their utters produce pus, so that they have to give the poor things antibiotics. All of this is passed on to us. It makes us more susceptible to diseases and colds and flu's. Increase our risk for breast cancer. On the good side, if you drink a lot of milk, you could have twins.

GMOs  I could go on and on, but here's the most dangerous fact.. Monsanto has the monopoly worldwide on the seeds to soybeans and cotton, which are genetically engineered to not reproduce after one seeding. And it has the patents on all the seeds. Therefore, if you grow food, you owe Monsanto a royalty. It's main object is to put all the small farmers out of the game, or make them slaves. If a farmer gets a bigger crop, and takes any seeds, he will be sued. All over the world, Monsanto is putting its genetic seeds and wiping out all the small farmers in India, and South America...everywhere. And after reading this you have to wonder if our ethanol gas boondoggle promoted by both Gore and Bush wasn't just a favor for Monsanto. If you read one book in your busy life next year: read this one. It really is a conspiracy. And we...are the guinea pigs.
 
When you have patents on all the food in the world, and nobody can grow food without your seeds, you ARE god.

"What you are seeing is not just a consolidation of seed companies, it's really a consolidation of the entire foodchain."
                              Robert Fraley, co president, Monsanto's Agriculture Sector...Farm Journal; 1996.

                             "Monsanto wants to seize control of the seeds and thence the food of the world."
 
No wonder their headquarters are so well hidden. I would hide too.
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Nobody Flashes: A Great Scam

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, November 22, 2010 1:10:59 AM
Nobody Flashes:

Due to a family situation, I'm running late on my Nobody's Opinion piece tonight. I'm posting this instead.
 
 
 
 
If YOU have a family...then you know what I mean. So, I'm taking one day off. (The horse gives you a BIG hint.)
 
In the meantime...SPEAKING OF FAMILIES: Here's an email that I just got...
 
It will make you wonder just how many "grandmothers" are making a fortune with their "daughters." Since single mothers now are in the majority...we can pretty much guess.
 
See you in one day! (Thanks to Pat.)
 
*********************

Bread Winner...Making Babies! An emergency room physician states that a woman in her 20s came to the ER with her 8th pregnancy. She stated, "my momma told me that I am the breadwinner for the family." He asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get money for the family.
 
The scam goes like this: The grandma calls the Department of Child and Family Services and states that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for these children. DCFS agrees and states that the child or children will need to go to foster care. The grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and thus receives a check for $1500 per child per month in Illinois .
 
 Total yearly income: $144,000 tax-free, not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid) plus a monthly card entitling her to free groceries, etc, and a voucher for 250 free cell phone minutes per month. This does not even include WIC and other welfare programs.
 
Indeed, grandma was correct in that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner" for the family.
 
This is how the ruling class spends our tax dollars. Sebastian J. Ciancio, M.D. Urologist, Danville Polyclinic, LTD
 
 
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not." Thomas Jefferson
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Nobody Gets Email: I do not like....

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, November 21, 2010 12:44:47 AM
Nobody Flashes Saturday Night Email: This one gets right to the point. (Thanks to Tom Beebe)

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker, Nan,
I do not like this 'YES WE CAN.'
I do not like this spending spree,
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
                                                I do not like your smug replies,
                                                when I complain about your lies.
                                                I do not like this kind of hope.
                                                I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!
 
Hey, lets all memorize this and sing it at the airports.          ````````````````````````````````````
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Punchline to Planet X: Don't be a Selfish Redneck

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, November 20, 2010 1:41:49 AM
Nobody Flashes:
You haven't lived until you've listened to the radio broadcast of Coast to Coast, with George Noory at night. I have learned the most amazing things on his program, and since I'm a bona-fide nighthawk, fluttering all my pop-junk well into the quiet night, I always have him on. And tonight, I heard this guy named Gordon Jones and I was...zapped.

By this: Look at this picture of the sun rising. See the "shape" next to the sun? Well, that, according to a man named Gordon Jones---that's the Planet X. And it's BIG. And it's...going to flip the earth in a polar shift, while traveling AWAY from us. And this will happen...oh....about 8 weeks from now, or sometime soon next year. (Hopefully before Obama's state of the union address)
 
India, will disappear, in a hour. The entire coast of California and South America will RISE...because the Teutonic plates underneath them will shove them up and make mountains. Same thing is going to happen in Australia, from the west. Tasmania will get much warmer.
 
The Madrid fault will go bananas. And Colorado will be the main military complex where all the big guys will go to survive, but DON'T go there unless you want to live under Nancy Pelosi..no he didn't say that, but, I bet she'll be there before anybody else and claim to be in charge.  
 
I was really getting into this. After all, it was the most exciting news since Prince Charles announced that Camilla was going to be Queen of England. (By the way, what if Charles dies, and she is left Queen? ) England will be all Muslims by 2060 anyway so we won't worry about them right now.
 
But, back to our future. Gordon had me in the palm of his mighty voice....at, "They aren't telling you anything, but they have known for years and that's why Glenn Beck is trying to prepare everyone for the future with canning. Canning food is the future. "
 
Okay, I've got that covered. Since I have trouble not burning water, I have to improvise. ( I mean, who wants to stand over a stove and watch water boil? Not me.) My neighbor just took my crab apple tree and made canned jelly. And Pattie, my old new best friend, told me today SHE can make corn bread, something that I am determined to do some day. Mona, my new best friend ( I will have a LOT of best friends in the future...) can cook anything that moves, including old trees, and everything is going to be moving....
 And ALL these ladies can "can" food, all we will need is...the food.
 
Good luck with that after the pole shift.
 
But...back to the future. Gordon kept talking and he had me already thinking: Maybe there is something to this....and then...

THE PUNCH LINE: Living here among us are six billion cloned aliens. And they are in the oceans, and parallel universes, just READY to pop in when this happens. HARP is disguising their mother ships from us.
 
Oh.
 
What's so great about all this, is the ability of George Noory to interview some of these people with the utmost respect. He never laughs at them. Never. Truly...who could interview some guy saying things like...

George: "What percent of ET's are not nice?"
 
Gordon: "Weill, about 90 percent are not selfish, and 10 percent are selfish."
 
Six billion people are not selfish? That's nice to know. You see their planet was destroyed by sex and emotion. (I know, I know) So they came here looking for a home, and they decided they had it wrong...they should have just had greater sex and greater emotion.
 
Oh....that's great news for Tiger Woods.

Nobody Flashes Update: D.C. will be a volcano. Watch the ashes. And North Carolina will be in trouble because of the selfishness and FIREPOWER of the people. He actually said that. Never mind the earth flipping on its polar head, it's those hillbillies you have to watch out for!
 
I might have to move there.
 
Now. Let's get serious. After this pole shift, the tip of Brazil will be the new North Pole, so I figure Missouri is going to have the weather of Costa Rica.
 
I'm getting pretty excited about this.
 
And Gordon's main philosophy is the same as Glenn Beck. "Don't be selfish with your canned food" .... or the aliens will not like it.
 
Glenn Beck is gathering food for himself. Really. He has millions of dollars, and he is afraid of being without food? Mmmmmmm.
 
So, if you see the skies getting dark, and look up and see a another planet in the sky as big as the moon... I suggest: lots of beer. And give one to the man from Planet X...to show you're not a selfish human, he might just let you live. That's the card to get into their new world.
 
Rednecks are not allowed, but there will be a body scan.
 
I've given this a lot of thought tonight...what WILL be my place in this new alien- polar- shifted- canning world?
 
 I'll boil the water.
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Bill O'Reilly Brings Palin Out of the Mamma Bear Pen

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, November 18, 2010 11:45:23 PM

Nobody Wins: I was a bit shocked today to hear Bill O'Reilly say that in his opinion, Sarah Palin should not run for the Presidency. According to the polls, she would lose. His reasons were: She's a mother: she doesn't have the experience: Mitt Romney, (Rhino that he is) has more money: and, last but not least---she should not put her children through the trauma of the many attacks.

To this nobody says: Huh?
 
She shouldn't be President because...she's a mother? She needs to stay home and take care of the kids? Uh....What's wrong with Papa Bear taking over for a while? I'm sure the kids will be very well protected from the public once she is President. All the White House kids are. And how could it get any worse?

And who does these polls? Where are they done? Some rich neighborhood where the big boys all get together and say, "We need a big billionaire to watch out for us." in the White House?

If I had to choose between Mitt Romney and Donald Trump...no contest. Donald would win. Mitt is another wishy-washy insider. He would NOT repeal Health Care. We know that.

Romney would represent the big multinational corporations, that's pretty much a fact.

So why the polls have him on top is beyond reason. (Okay, coming from the established corporate world of the media and Washington..it makes perfect sense.) But most of us still feel like there are two Americas and these polls are being held by some pollster who got off the boat in Cuba, and got lost on Fidel's banana boat.

Hopefully, the "I'm looking out for you. " Bill O'Reilly has a reason for this sudden attack on Sarah Palin, because at this early state of the game, it looks rather "unprofessional" for him to come out and put down the hopes of any candidate for 2012. Putting a mark on her so early, makes HIM look like he has already chosen his man, and he is using his power to get rid of the competition.

And if it's Mitt Romney or Jeb Bush, then I'm going to take a truck to Alaska, pick up Palin myself, and hire a blimp to float all over the country to advertise VOTE PALIN, and send electronic messages to all mobile cell phones as it passes over each city.

Okay...I won't do that. BUT, I might just go into business and sell "Carl Rove is a Global Gooby Bear " gummy bears on the internet.
 
I got this video off some body's site (some liberal blog) and everyone was raving after this video about how stupid Sarah Palin was.

You listen to it, and you tell me.

O"Reilly is taking the Bush road. "We have jobs that no one will do"

Sarah says...give those jobs to the citizens.

(Hey, I'll pick oranges!)

Sarah Palin might be able to beat Obama easily, but Bill O'Reilly is a formidable foe.

Maybe he has a game plan. Maybe FOX is doing this to look "fair and balanced." Maybe Rockefeller really can get FOX off the air. Hopefully, it's not for the corporates elites. Or maybe he just doesn't want us to get off government welfare and god forbid, pick cabbages under the hot California sun.---we'd be too tired to watch his show.

Or maybe... it's because all those rich people just could not LIVE without their Mexican nannies.Deporting all those house workers would due tremendous damage to the elites who count on them for just about everything.

Having said that: Bill is still number one. Maybe he is trying to get the tea party people all hussified so that they go out to protect her...

You....never...know...the plans of men for mice.

Sarah could get in the White House and fall apart and PMS every month, and start saying "Muslims are part of the American Heritage" and pass amnesty. And if that happened, I'd deflate the blimp right over the White House. (by remote of course)

I can STILL PMS with the best of em!
 
And I'd email Bill and say: You were right.

(Nobody makes this stuff up NSA, FBI, CIA, and FEMA ! Do not think I'm serious about blowing up a blimp over the WHITE HOUSE...get a grip guys. I couldn't blow up a balloon over my hot tub.)

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The PERFECT Royal Wedding Presents!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, November 18, 2010 12:01:48 AM
Nobody Cares: As If I didn't have enough to due this week...the news that those cute and adorable perfectly matched Royals in England are going to give us all another thrilling spectacular wedding to take all our minds off our own miserable state of affairs, (How sweet of them.) has put another task on my plate of "Things to do before the holocaust."
 
And so, I have to somehow find time in my busy schedule to go and get them a wedding gift.
 
Well, here...I've decided to get them the perfect gift...a royal solid gold Kingly toilet throne for him...
 
And to match...a solid gold toilet cleaning brush for her!

(What do you think?) It's perfect!
 
Wait...What if they get this and have to take it back? What if someone ELSE gives them the very same thing?

Finance to the Future King: Oh dear , this is the third gold toilet and bowl cleaner set we've received. I was so hoping for an emerald one, or one done in titanium..it's so retro...we should return it and get something else dear...I could go shopping and find something for the baby.

Prince: Darling...Let's just give one to pops, and the other to my brother.

Fiance: Oh no...you're dad will just trade it in for cash and buy trees for his estates. Really, more trees means more bird poop on my new cars. I do wish he'd cut down those trees...

Prince; Mmmm..we COULD cash it out and give the money to the people...

Fiance: Oh love...please...you're starting to sound like your mother. Besides, one of the help is most likely to steal all three of those toilet bowl brushes...and just replace it with some plastic gold gaudy one...

Prince: You're right. Old granny was right. You're the perfect one for me, smoochy...(gives her a princly kiss.)

Finance: Now, about this ring....
 
 
On second thought: I think I'll look around.

(Note to readers: yes, those really are solid gold items, on sale right now.)
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Search...and Destroy...the 4th

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, November 16, 2010 10:40:10 PM
Nobody Wonders:
Whatever happened to our Fourth Amendment rights?

IV: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
 
Caroline Kennedy even wrote a book about it. They are completely gone...by the stroke of the executive pen. And now...you cannot get on a plane without being "unreasonably" searched.
 
This mindset of putting every innocent American person on the search block for crimes they have not committed, reminds me of an old very unfair habit, used throughout our schools and military. Remember how insane it was when a bully started a fight with some innocent kid in school, and the principal ALWAYS expelled both of them? Or how about when someone in the room through a spit wade, and the whole room was punished? They use that same logic in the army. It stinks. And so does this sexual harassment against the innocent American people.
 
Yes, it IS sexual harassment. If this happened to you in any other area of your life, the "liberals" would be crying holy mother of the great Gloria Steinem---"He touched me!" (Unless of course, that touch came from Bill Clinton.)
 
They jammed Health Care through, and now, by clever design (I suppose as a social engineering experiment from some lab at Stanford) they are forcing everyone to a persecutory search: either get some rads put into your body and get a nude picture they can put up on Facebook and in the NSA archives, or get some creepy guy or woman to feel you up.
 
How do fathers feel about this? What about their teenage daughters? Speak up you guys!
 
The President who has ordered this should be sued for sexual harassment. This is not protection. They could profile the criminals. They all look the same. If Israel can do it, so can we.
 
Oh...I forgot, we have a Hussein in the White House-- no can do. He says we can take another hit, but we mustn't offend our Muslims brothers.
 
If we allow this, it's going to get very bad from here on. Buildings, trains, buses...schools..

One small step for Obama, one big step towards the fall of mankind.
 
This nobody can think of a few reasons why they are doing this: Feel free to add your own:
 
1. (And the most favored by conservative talk show hosts) The program is to get all Americans (and soon the world) used to obeying the demands of any governmental employee without question or backlash.
 
 2. To get people to start going everywhere by car, so that they can further claim that global warming is real, and car emissions are tearing up the ozone, Also, it has been suggested that soon every mile we drive be taxed, and the gas taxes will rise again. Two more taxes to make them richer. More cars on the road means more money to D.C., and more reason to put in their electrical car and grids. (Fireproof your garages NOW while you still can!)
 
3. They are hell-bent on the economic destruction of the United States so they can let China come in and rule us, take us over, and the one world Marxist/communist government will be set.
 
4. When the remaining airlines go bankrupt, the government will come in, and Nationalize all airlines, and you will have to have a government pass to even fly. And that pass will not be cheap. Like the doctors deciding whether you get medical care, our government will decide if you can fly...or not.
 
And 5. (My personal favorite) Rich people are tearing down perfectly good ball stadiums and building new ones, where the plebeians never even see them, or can come close to them. They have their own "boxes" where they can perch high above the lower classes. While we are heading toward billions of more new poverty cases in the world, we also will have a football stadium load of new multi-billionaires (70 in China alone) who do NOT want to be held up at airports with all those lowly dirty people flying to see grandma. It adds hours onto their take off time. Why build new ones just for them? Let the lower classes stay home. Clear the runways please.
 
Steve Jobs can develop a special I-Plane and Richard Branson will have airspace for his Virgins
 
Anyway, if you feel bad about the fact that YOUR child will be traumatize, your teenage daughter will get her first breast feel from a strange man, or your wife will be looking into the face of some guy from Haiti, feeling her up with a grin on his face, who just got off the plane himself...remember.. thousands of Arabs with terrible intentions are coming in from our borders. They are already here. I doubt if they need to board a plane.
 
And the worst of all; We have this Presidential terrorist for two more years.
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Nobody's Perfect: Nobody's Blow by Blow

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, November 16, 2010 1:44:58 AM
Nobody's Perfect: This is the story of a boy named Glenn Fink.
Glenn Fink was the best guitar player in St. Louis, probably the whole Midwest, during the 1970's. Glenn (he was only about 21 at the time I knew him) could play any guitar lick in the world...Jeff Beck was his specialty, and I got to play with him five nights a week. (Get your mind out of there! Go directly to the airport!)
 
You see, Glenn and I were in a band together...it was called the Glenn Lonsdale Band, (another Glenn) because he was the leader. He had a very tiny, blond wife who played the conga's when she wasn't singing along with her husband. Yes, for a little gal she could wail. She would also cuss him out every night for looking back at me.
 
I was always in the back...I played drums.
 
The bass player was "bald headed" Denny. (whom we used to kid because he was only 27.)
 
We were on the road, playing hotels in the Midwest for two years, playing the top 40 songs on the radio, and so it's no wonder that Glenn Fink and I were best buddies. Glenn was the first person to introduce me to football. He loved to watch football, and so, he basically forced me to watch it with him, and learn the game in the winters when we were stuck in the hotel rooms.
 
I can get hooked on any sport...don't let me. I've just now gotten off boxing. Thank God.
 
Somewhere in those two years...we started sharing our nights together if you know what I mean. Musicians stay up all night usually, and get up at noon, practice, watch TV...get ready for the job, play four hours, then go eat at some Denny's...then it's get up and do it again. You travel to different towns, stay for a week or two, and then go to the next town. Sort of like a carnival.
 
But there was something about the boy, I could never put my finger on. First off, he never talked. EVER. But on stage, we were like one. He was so good, that pretty soon, we almost started becoming psychic. I knew how to show him off in his guitar solos', and he made me become three times the drummer I was. I had to practice all the time, just to keep up with him.
 
Then one day, we came back to my hometown of St. Louis to play at a nightclub near the airport. It was my 19th birthday, and my parents had taken me out to a Lobster and Steak dinner. It was just the three of us because by the time we had reached St. Louis, Glenn and I had broken up. No big deal. But, since we valued each other so much as musicians, it never got in the way. Still, I had a deep hole in my heart because we didn't hang out anymore, and that's probably what caused the next scene.
 
After that dinner, I was drunk. Now, I don't remember just when I got drunk, or HOW I got drunk, it was so many years ago...but boy...it was a nightmare. After my parents had gone home, I somehow made it back to the room. And if you can remember the sickness you've ever been in your life, that was me.
 
I was so sick, I couldn't even walk to the john because I was so drunk. I was so drunk, I didn't even know where the john was. I didn't even try to look for it. Let's just say...I don't drink much. Never have. So when I do...whoa.
 
I was lying on the bed, crying when I heard a knock on the hotel room door---it was Glenn. There was puke everywhere. Very quietly, he got me in bed, and starting cleaning up the floors. Glenn Fink, took care of me like a mother does her child. He not only got me some buckets, he wiped my brow, cleaned up my hair, my arms...my legs...he got me to the john, cleaned up all the puke which seemed to be everywhere...and of course I was crying very hard, and going on about how I had let my parents down, etc. and he finally started talking to me..."Don't worry about it." Mature. Kind. Gentle. He did not leave me until dawn.
 
No mother or best friend could have done any better. He healed my soul, dried my tears, and sobered me up. To this day, I can't believe another human being did that for me. There was no sex...he did not do anything, and he could have, that's how drunk I was. Well, on second thought...
 
 Later on that week, my parents came up to see me one more time. My big number was "Turn the Beat Around" (I had to sing it too) and then I played a drum solo. God, was I was so nervous. On my break, I was sitting at the table with my mom, and my dad came over and said to us after having gone to the Men's Room, " Hey, I just saw that one guy in your band come out of a stall he was in with another man, and I won't say what they were doing."
 
 
You could tell, my dad was a bit disturbed about it. To me, it was just a revelation. I thought to myself. "Oh...that's why."
 
When the band finally broke up he last I heard, Glenn Fink said he was going to join the army and play in the band. He told me that's what he wanted to do. After all, like me, he was not from a rich family.
 
You would have never known to look at him that Glenn was gay. (or bi) He had a very sexy velvet black jacket that he always wore...short spiked hair, and a cigarette was always hanging out of his mouth. He looked very tough.
 
Glenn was one of the most caring, smartest and talented men I have ever known.
 
Glenn Fink, took a perfectly messed up girl, and gave her unconditional love, despite his own proclivities.
 
And that's about as perfect as you can get.
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