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Nobody Flashes:
 
If only I had this kind of talent...
I'd put the face of every politician I didn't like on a pumpkin, put a candle in the middle, display them on my front porch every night, and light them until they were all out of office.



HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Another Obama Nightmare Tax

Nobody Flashes Email on Saturday Night: Man...it was a scary, creepy, weekend. It started out with a terrorist attack that didn't quite make it, on Friday. And President Obama was quick to come on the television and act like...so cool. The explosives packages on those planes were going to synagogues in Chicago, and the great Obama saved those Jews---which to the cynical out here in Nobody Land it seemed that Obama was just trying to shore up some Jewish votes for the democratic party that he may have lost. He really didn't seem too concerned.
 
And since this November election is one of the most imporatant in our history, I had the TV on all day. The liberals dominated almost every channel with the most outlandest claims ever imagined this side of Elvis being sighted at a drive-through in Arizona.
 
To show just how short the attention span is of their liberal base, they have gone full Monty this weekend to shore up their votes. Obama was on TV ALL DAY LONG, citing the founders, to show he IS an American, continuing the same old lie that the Republicans have caused the big mess we are in, and I'm sure to most of the liberals, it will work...somewhat.
 
And Bill Maher calls us dogs.
 
Chris Mathews made a special propaganda film called. "The Rise of the Third Right" which I could barely stomach to watch. He made insidious comparison to the tea party to Hitler, making out all tea party candidates, and tea party "white" people to be raciest and Nazi's.
 
It was beyond dispickable.

As I watched him speak, his usual platitudes about "moving forward" yada, yada: it was hard to believe that anyone would fall for his BS again and again. America has gotten so bad. All you have to do is look around at this Obamaland
. Where the "poor" will be stuffed into very small airplane seats, in order to leave more room for the first class...and Obama care package will bring many a liberty and freedom down forever.
 
So, to shut myself up until my Nobody's Opinions column on Monday: here's an email from my friend Mona, who found out, that ANOTHER tax was hidden in the health care bill. One I bet you didn't know about.

                                                  Another Obama Nightmare
 
Did you know that if you sell your house after 2012 you will pay a 3.8% sales tax on it? That's $3,800 on a $100,000 home etc. When did this happen? It's in the healthcare bill. Just thought you should know.
 
                                                   SALES TAX TO GO INTO EFFECT 2013 (Part of HC Bill)
 
REAL ESTATE SALES TAX-- So, this is "change you can believe in"? Under the new health care bill - did you know that all real estate transactions will be subject to a 3.8% Sales Tax? The bulk of these new taxes don't kick in until 2013 (presumably after obama's re-election). You can thank Nancy, Harry and Barack and your local Democrat Congressman for this one. If you sell your $400,000 home, there will be a $15,200 tax. This bill is set to screw the retiring generation who often downsize their homes.
 
Is this Hope & Change great or what? Does this stuff makes your November and 2012 votes more important? Oh, you weren't aware this was in the obamacare bill? Guess what, you aren't alone. There are more than a few members of Congress that aren't aware of it either (result of clandestine midnight voting for huge bills they've never read). AND, there are a few other surprises lurking.
 
Why am I sending you this? The same reason I hope you forward this to every single person in your address book. People have the right to know the truth because an election is coming in November!
 
Yes, in a few days...(Thanks to Mona)
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The Ladies Take Over

Nobody Reports that, IF we live through the next few days, we will all have something to look forward to...aging rich women from the entertainment businesses, buying up franchises.
 
Madonna is starting her own chain of fitness centers around the world, called HARD CANDY. I guess her Kabala Churches aren't making enough money. She is going to build her fitness centers all over the world--one in Russia, Brazil, and one in Argentina...and I'm sure a membership will be only for the millionaire club.
 
As you can see from this picture, she is getting older but proving that she can still put a foot behind her head, and therefore, admitting while she can no longer compete with her spawned clone...that chippy Lady Gaga, she, is going in another direction. Madonna is slowly getting out of the singing business and into other ventures.
 
Actually, I think it's about time.
 
Lady Gaga, who is basically Madonna reincarnated with funny hats, will someday also find dancing around naked a bit tiring, and so expect to see her branch out into many businesses when the time is right, also. She can call her fitness chains "Soft Candy"
 
And by the time she is Madonna's age, she will no doubt buy the New York Yankees, since they kicked her out of their locker room.
 
Think of it...women owners of major sports teams...it's coming.  
 
And having said that, when will Condoleezza Rice buy the Oakland Raiders?
 
Anyway, that's if we all live another day, you can bet, you will see more ladies owning multinational companies.
 
Are you ready? And if you go by historical P.C.that we have been witnessing everywhere, then Sarah Palin will be America's next President, and her daughter will get her own televison show.
 
I'm just saying.
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Meg Whitman: The Next Global Green Goddess?

Nobody Wins: If you happened to have have watched the debates between Meg Whitman and Jerry Brown on C-Span last week, (Both running for Governor of CA) you couldn't help but see how much smarter and intelligent Meg was than Jerry. Meg not only articulated Jerry under the orange grove carpet, she made him look way out of touch with the common sense people of America.

Nevertheless, for as smart as she is, the commercials against her have been done by the best that Hollywood can produce, and just a few of them, make you think she is just another big corporate woman trying to make herself richer.

Two commercials in particular were especially damning. One has her as a Bobble-head with a clever sing-a-long, singing the fact that E-Bay, the company of which she is CEO, employs only one out of 5 workers here in America. The rest of the employees are overseas.

And so you say: Okay, so she has to play in the new global market...so what?

Well, you can forgive her for being a big global busineess woman, (which is only bad in democratic circles) but it's hard to forgive her for the next mistake she made. And in that commercial she is shown saying and parroting word for very word, about twenty of the same things that Schwarzenegger said when he was running for Governor. It was as if she called him up and said, "Hey, Arnold, send me all your campaign talking points, they got you elected...probably will work for me."

For a woman that smart to repeat the very same talking points of the unpopular governor in power, is just plain stupid...which makes you wonder how stupid does she think people are?

You see Arnold saying a phrase, and Meg repeating the very same phrase...meaning, she couldn't even put her own ideas into getting elected, which means, she wants to be elected for her own monetary fortunes. That's the message of the video, and it very damning.

Arnold ran as a Republican, but he is now on the global-green "I'm going to make a lot of money off this green energy stuff" wagon.

And Meg, by her own words, wants a piece of the global cap and trade green-action too.

If you don't believe that: check out this video where she says she is in love with Van Jones. The man that Glenn Beck has shown to be a dangerous communist. Her adoration of Van Jones is disturbing, and gets us all back to the point..are we all just big suckers?

It's a shame. You're only alternative is Jerry Brown.

Let's all get stoned.

As we head into the November elections, we will have to bail out California no matter who gets in it seems, and we can only hope and pray enough honest people get elected to help stop the total destruction of our country.

California, is not much different than Missouri. We have an Obama disciple in Robin Carnahan, who is running against a Rhino named Roy Blunt.

America...Sometimes there IS no choice.

I don't think Meg, has a chance, but then again...maybe the race has already been decided, and that's why she just repeated Arnold's statments. She knew she would win---it's in the bag so it didn't matter, it was all just a show.

And to me, that would actaully make sense.

Van Jones will be happy.

We'll see.

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Men: It's The Size That Counts

Nobody Knows that my monitor crashed today, and it's a good thing too, because I was just dying to come into the bigger screens....
And it's important to note, that I would have NOT bought the larger 24" screen that I'm looking at right now, to replace the 17" one that I had used for so many years because I'm frugal. I have a streak of "only get what you need" in me, that would make me a wonderful lottery winner, because I would really get my money's worth out of every dollar.
 
Call it neurotic, but I once planned a 5-day vacation to Disney World down to the last minute, because I thought that I might never get to go there ever again in my life, so I did NOT want to miss a ride, a park, a store, a Disney Hotel...nothing. And it worked. The ONLY attraction I missed was a video in Epcot...I think it was Norway, and I only missed it because it was broke down.
 
Getting back to my story, like I said, I would have replaced the original. BUT...my husband went with me, and while we were standing there in the store, comparing prices, to a man...bigger is ALWAYS better, even if it's more than you wanted to spend. So, we got the bigger one, and who am Moi to argue with a man? As we all know, it's the size that counts. At least, that's what THEY think. And that's a whole other blog...
 
Got your mind off the elections, didn't I?
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The New King of Mumbai

Nobody Cares; Not many people are talking about this, but King Obama has rented out all 570 rooms at the Taj Mahal Hotel in Mumbai for his next visit to India. On top of that, he is also flying two jumbo jets along with Air Force One filled with many of his friends and who knows who else. I would't be surprised if his dog doesn't have his own jet to India trailing behind.
Obama's entourage is so big, they are also booking another 300 rooms in other hotels for Obama's lucky friend's visit to Bollywood, which are coming in the extra jumbo jets. All will travel in 45 limo's just waiting for the King and his court of Jesters.
 
While the people of his country lose, homes, jobs, retirement savings, and money saved for their children's future: King Obama, is even outdoing Bill Clinton's jaunts around the planet, outspending even the Clintons is a talent we all thought we'd never see.
 
 And if you think you can't stand his arrogance now...just wait until he becomes King of the World!
 
The Titanic America is sinking. I say, Captain Obama should do the respectable thing and go down with the ship...or just don't come back.What do you say?
 
One more note. This hotel was the same one the terrorists attacked in 2008. It's been redone, and not a moment too soon!
 
"Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999!"
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Nobody's Perfect: Harry VS Juan

Nobody's Perfect:
 
We have a contest this week: It's between Juan Williams, a man who got fired from public radio for saying on the fabulous Bill O'Reilly Show: “I mean, look, Bill, I’m not a bigot. You know the kind of books I’ve written about the civil rights movement in this country. But when I get on the plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous.”
 
AND the other man, Harry Reid, who said he saved the world from global depression.
 
Juan made the big mistake of saying the most commonsense thing ever said by a liberal in public, which means, he wandered off the Obama liberal plantation...and got himself fired...
 
 And Harry, made the big mistake of making the absurd statement that HE ALONE saved the planet....and while that was a noble deed, he did forget to save Juan Williams from losing his job, and most importantly, saving himself from saying really stupid things.
 
Juan, may not be perfectly loved by liberals but his big mistake just made him much richer.
 
Harry, can actually say, he will never be perfect, and therefore he just might be able to get a job on NPR after he is defeated In Nevada, and take over Juan's old job, for being such a boob.
 
There is hope, for ya Harry. All you need is a nice bath.
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Doctors, Lawyers, and YOU!

Nobody's Opinion:
Lawyers. The earth has just too %&$% many of them. And what good are they? I was thinking about this while researching health insurance companies on the Internet...and the question arises: just how did the great medical system America had long ago...get so out priced, and completely messed up to the point where now, most people won't even go into a hospital for fear of dying?
 
Yes, nowadays, hospitals can kill you--literally. I know. I've spent too much time in them.
 
 
 I have a friend who's husband lost a leg recently due to an infection he caught while in the hospital. And you might as well just accept the fact that you have a pretty good chance of catching pneumonia there. It's almost as if the bugs are in the very beds themselves, waiting for the next victim.
 
And doctors: With the gradual building of the NEW WORLD of giant corporations, which have pretty much gobbled up all the small entrepreneurs and family businesses, farms, restaurants..(And I'm not talking Burger King Franchises) .etc, the family doctor exits no more.
 
Universal Health Care is government controlled, and they will decide who lives and who dies, not your family doctor.
 
So, what will the lawyers do now? Sue the government?
 
They claimed that the costs will get lower. Tell me, do you really believe that the government will charge you less to fix that prostate cancer?
 
Growing up, we had one family doctor who treated everybody in the family. His name was Doc Salerno, and he knew us all: grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, brother, sister, and all the children. He knew every one's quirks, our proclivities, and our history, He would take one look at you, and most of the time would give you his opinion right on the spot. Ninety- five percent of the time, he was right. To make sure he would take some blood or send you for a test, but pretty much he know how to treat you. He knew every disease, and then some. And if your neck was out of whack, no need for a chiropractor, he was an osteopath too. When you left...you already felt better. Doc was there.
 
Not only that, but he would pile you up with samples of the drugs you needed, saving you money on your pharmaceuticals.
 
He was also your psychologist. Once, asking me why I was so anxious, he told me my husband was probably a drug addict. Since I did not do drugs, I had no clue why our furniture smelled like crap, and why my husband never seem to sleep and why he slept so late in the morning. He told me that drug addicts are very good at hiding their habits. In other words, he knew. Can you even imagine some doctor telling you that today?
 
And you know what? He turned out to be right. The marriage ended up in a divorce, which although painful at the time, was in the end, a god-send.
 
And now, the doctors won't tell you anything. You go through endless tests, and they almost will NEVER give their opinions about anything. And why is that? Because of lawyers. The price of their insurance has kept many doctors unable to diagnose or give an educated opinion, always afraid of being liable for a mistake. Therefore, millions suffer, and needless tests are run because of the fear of lawyers.
 
Recently a woman I know--- her husband passed away---instantly from a stroke. He was a young man. She said that he had been feeling a tingling in his arm, and didn't see a doctor because like many of us who are tired of going to doctors, he said, "Why bother?"
 
The HMO program was sold to us all as a great deal because of the price of an office visit being reasonable, but the tests the doctors put your through can cost you an arm and a leg, even with insurance. Many doctors won't commit to any diagnosis unless it's confirmed by a zillion other doctors. It's ridiculous.
 
We now pay much more than we use to. The rich, can afford all those tests. The poor get free care, But for the average sap that works for a living, he will just have to suffer in pain, and maybe even die, because the system is broken from the top down. And it's going to get ten times worse.
 
When they "say" that we have the best medical system in the world, they are wrong. We used to have the greatest system, but no more.
 
The real insidious question is: Did they destroy the system in order so that the American people would cry out for reform, so that they could ObamaCare?
 
You already know what I think.
 
Dr. Salarno was made to retire at 80. Sure, we all knew he was getting a bit forgetful. But, we also knew, he would always get us back to health again, that knowledge was still there. He might forget which room he was in, but the knowledge of medicine would come back as soon as he looked at you. I miss him dearly.
 
In his lifetime he was the quintessence of what a doctor should be: a healer of body, and mind.
 
So, what are the lawyers going to do now? So many people will die because the government will deem them too old for some procedure...it's now the law. And as we all know, you cannot sue the government. Just ask Bill O'Reilly. You WILL lose..
 
The future for the sick looks bleak. We will have less doctors. But we will also have less lawyers. So, while you may think: finally.. that's a good thing, right Joyanna? Think again. Most politicians...are ... lawyers. Less lawyers...more politicans...
 
Pass the drugs Doc...I think I'm going to be sick.
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Nobody Flashes Reagan VS Obama

Nobody Flashes Saturday Night Email:

Since yesterday's dancing Laurel and Hardy Video did not show up on my Townhall blog (but I do have a date to dance with amfortas!) and since am in a REALLY particularly angry mood.

Mr. President. Mr Reagan. If only you were here....

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Nobody Flashes Celebrating Homework

Nobody Flashes: It's a full moon, and I just wanted to send out a fun video for everyone to enjoy! I also expect each and every one who sees this video to memorize the dance steps for the next time I see them...we will dance. Better learn both parts just in case.

It's the dance we'll be doing when the democrats are gone!
PS.Town hall is not making this easy...to see the video, which is a MUST...go to http://nobodys-opinion.blogspot.com

 

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Quick! Join the NEW WORLD ORDER FAN CLUB

Nobody Knows
that somewhere under the Denver airport, a vast underground is just waiting to be filled with lots of people should some disaster strike, and this is a picture of a mural, in a series of murals, that were on exhibit in the tunnels going to the airport during the time it was being built...right before Bill Clinton won his first election. (They are no longer there...but you CAN get the book!)
 
 
As you can see, a Scottish man is leading the children of the world off to utopia. These murals were called, "New World Order."
 
I guess these paintings were made to soothe the nerves of the handpicked elites and their children while they someday stand waiting in line to deep undergrond to safety. I'll be on my front porch---how bout you?
 
This New World Order is usually called a silly conspiracy. But, THIS nobody thinks that when so many of our world leaders keep throwing out the phrase, maybe we should start taking them at their word. The word that says that they ALL want a New World Order...dictatorship. Not too long ago, Gordon Brown couldn't stop promoting it. And today, Chavez and Ahmadinejad called for a "New World Order." Aren't they cute?
 
Hop on board boys! Plenty of room in the New World Order Fan Club!
 
Glenn Beck?You're on! Here's some quotes....just what could all these guys be talking about? Mmmmmmm?  

                                                            H.G.Wells
 
"Just how many leaders of the world have countless people ... will hate the new world order ... and will die protesting against it. When we attempt to evaluate its promise, we have to bear in mind the distress of a generation or so of malcontents, many of them quit gallant and graceful-looking people."
H. G. Wells, in his book entitled "The New World Order" (1939) alled for a "New World Order."

                                                            Adolf Hitler
 
-National Socialism will use its own revolution for establishing a new world order."
                                                              
Adolf Hitler during World War II
 
                                                           Arthur Greenwood
 
In the first public declaration on the Jewish question since the outbreak of the war, Arthur Greenwood, member without portfolio in the British War Cabinet, assured the Jews of the United States that when victory was achieved an effort would be made to found a new world order based on the ideals of 'justice and peace.'"
                -- excerpt from article entitled "New World Order Pledged to Jews," in the New York Times (October 1940)

                                                          Zionist, Albert Einstein:
 
"IN ORDER to achieve the final aim - which is one world, and not two hostile worlds - such a partial world Government must never act as an alliance against the rest of the world. The only real step toward world government is world Government itself."
                                              Open Letter to the General Assembly of the United Nations, 1947

                                                         James Paul Warburg:
 
We shall have World Government, whether or not we like it. The only question is whether World Government will be achieved by conquest or consent."
                          Statement made before the United States Senate on Feb. 7, 1950 by James Paul Warburg
                                                        Bertrand Russell
 
A scientific world society cannot be stable unless there is a world government.

                                                       Chester Ward, Rear Admiral
 
"The main purpose of the Council on Foreign Relations is promoting the disarmament of US. sovereignty and national independence and submergence into an all powerful, one world government".
 
                      Chester Ward, Rear Admiral and former Navy Judge Advocate 1956 - 1960 and CFR member for 15 years

                                                        Gov. Nelson Rockefeller:
 
"The United Nations, he told an audience at Harvard University, 'has not been able--nor can it be able--to shape a new world order which events so compellingly demand.' ... The new world order that will answer economic, military, and political problems, he said, 'urgently requires, I believe, that the United States take the leadership among all free peoples to make the underlying concepts and aspirations of national sovereignty truly meaningful through the federal approach.'"

                                                         Pope Paul VI
 
1967 - March 26: Pope Paul VI writes Populorum Progressio and states: "Who can fail to see the need and importance of thus gradually coming to the establishment of a world authority capable of taking effective action on the juridical and political planes? Delegates to international organizations, public officials, gentlemen of the press, teachers and educators--all of you must realize that you have your part to play in the construction of a new world order.

                                                         Robert Kennedy
 
"All of us will ultimately be judged on the effort we have contributed to building a NEW WORLD ORDER."
                                               Robert Kennedy, former U.S. Attorney-General, 1967.
                                                        
                                                         Richard Nixon
 
"The developing coherence of Asian regional thinking is reflected in a disposition to consider problems and loyalties in regional terms, and to evolve regional approaches to development needs and to the evolution of a new world order."
                                                 
Richard Nixon, in Foreign Affairs (October 1967)

                                                        Zbigniew Brzezinski
 
This regionalization is in keeping with the Tri-Lateral Plan which calls for a gradual convergence of East and West, ultimately leading toward the goal of "one world government'....National sovereignty is no longer a viable concept..."
                                             Zbigniew Brzezinski, National Security Advisor to President Jimmy Carter.
 
                                                        David Rockefeller
 
"We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order."
 
                                                                      Henry Kissinger
 
"So we say to all peoples and governments: Let us fashion together a new world order."
                               (Henry Kissinger, in address before the General Assembly of the United Nations, October 1975)

                                                        Fidel Castro:
 
1979 - Fidel Castro, Associated Press Oct 12 1979 at the United Nations. "Fidel Castro finger waving in the air and angry fist thumping the lectern, demanded a "new world order" and dressed down the United States today for "aggressive" and "exploitative" policies around the world."

                                                        Mikhail Gorbachev
 
"Further global progress is now possible only through a quest for universal consensus in the movement towards a new world order."
 
                                          Mikhail Gorbachev, in an address at the United Nations (December 1988)

                                                        Richard Gephardt:
 
"We can see beyond the present shadows of war in the Middle East to a new world order where the strong work together to deter and stop aggression. This was precisely Franklin Roosevelt's and Winston Churchill's vision for peace for the post-war period."
                                        Richard Gephardt, in the Wall Street Journal (September 1990)

                                                        President George Bush
 
"If we do not follow the dictates of our inner moral compass and stand up for human life, then his lawlessness will threaten the peace and democracy of the emerging new world order we now see, this long dreamed-of vision we've all worked toward for so long."                                                        President George Bush (January 1991)

                                                       Gen. Colin Powell:
 
1993 - September 9: Concerning whether U.S. troops should remain in Somalia as part of a U.N. operation, General Colin Powell, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, says that a pullout would be "devastating to our hopes for the new world order and our ability to participate in multinational organizations to deal with problems like this."

                                                      Nelson Mandela:
The "new world order that is in the making must focus on the creation of a world of democracy, peace and prosperity for all."
                                          Nelson Mandela, in the Philadelphia Inquirer (October 1994)

                                                      Henry Kissinger...again.
 
"NAFTA is a major stepping stone to the New World Order." The New World Order cannot happen without U.S. participation, as we are the most significant single component. Yes, there will be a New World Order, and it will force the United States to change it's perceptions."
World Affairs Council Press Conference, Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel , April 19th 1994 He was campaigning for the passage of NAFTA
                                                                   
George Soros:
 
1995 - Jan 27: Billionaire financier George Soros at the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland, says the world needs a "new world order," and he further warns: "I am here to alert you that we are entering a period of world disorder."

                                                     Walter Cronkite:
 
1996 - A Reporter's Life by Walter Cronkite is published, in which he proclaims: " if we are to avoid catastrophe, a system of world order--preferably a system of world government --is mandatory. The proud nations someday will ....yield up their precious sovereignty."

                                                     Gary Hart
2001 -
 "There is a chance for the President of the United States to use this (9-11) disaster to carry out ... a new world order."
                            Gary Hart, at a televised meeting organized by the CFR in Washington, D.C. S
 
Now...can you say---New World Order? ONE MORE TIME!!
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Eagles Talking Muslim Fashion

Nobody Flashes: Eagle Talk...

 
Joe Eagle: Hey, have you SEEN any of those Muslim Hawks around here lately? I couldn't believe it---here in America, they are moving in all over the place.
 
And... have you seen what those Muslim Hawks are being made to wear? I mean, they can't even see where they're flying! What's worse, is they get into this country and they don't want to take those ridiculous head hats off! I don't like it. Birds are not meant to wear hats man...it ain't natural. I'm just saying.
 
If someone tried to put one of them things on me...I'd rather be sent to a zoo than have to wear one of those contraptions. Them birds are treated like frog turds. They don't even know that they are slaves do they? How humiliating. And another thing, they hate it here. Why don't they just fly away? Bunch of morons.

Bob Eagle
: Will their masters won't let them take them off. It's a status symbol you know. Some of those head bird hats go for around $52,000. I saw one of those Muslims hawks just the other day--- wouldn't even talk to me. Thinks he is more special than me because he has that big fancy bird hat on his head. One big Muslim King even put rubies and emeralds, on his poor bird. His monkey hat cost around $2 million. Of course, he can't fly with the thing on. They do it on purpose you know..put those heavy helmets on...so they won't fly away. They keep them as pets. GOD...my neck hurts just thinking of having to keep my neck up with that crap on. I don't know about you, but I don't think any of them Muslims are playing with a full peck.

Joe Eagle
: Hey...Tony ..get that guy to throw some fish over hear...will ya? My feet are getting cold.

Tony Eagle:
Yeah...HEY YOU!...(guy throws him a big fish) Thanks.

Joe Eagle:
And another thing--- I hate begging like this. I never thought in my lifetime things would get so bad. The river was so cold last year, you couldn't even get to the water...I mean, how are we suppose to keep healthy? All they keep talking about is global warming. Well, gee...it's not warm here. Even the fish are frozen. I'm ready for some really good catfish...man...I'm really tired of all that terrible bread people keep throwing us, I'm starting to get fat. I mean it man, it ain't funny.

Tony Eagle:
Hey Joe, come on, you were always fat!

Bob Eagle:
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm glad that we have really good freedom loving men in this country. Men that believe in freedom. If these guys didn't come out and feed us, we might die from the heat!
 
(Eagles laugh)

Joe Eagle:
Yeah, at least we got men that respect us. Makes you feel a little sorry for those guys. It's not their fault they have a bunch of dessert mucking idiots as masters. Still...if they think they are going to make us wear those stupid hats, they don't know the power of the American Eagle do they boys?

Bob Eagle:
No Joe...you tell em.

Joe Eagle:
Nope, that bird ain't no match for me. Still, Halloween is coming. I might just steal me one of those hats and surprise my wife.

Bob Eagle
: Nothing will surprise your wife Joe. When was the last time you got her a feather with a diamond on it?

Joe Eagle:
When was the last time you laid an egg Bob?
Hey...throw Me another one...this ain't welfare...we hold you guys together, remember that!


Nobody Notes:
This picture was taken last year very close to my house, on the banks of the Missouri River near Alton, Il. Some really good men saw that the river was frozen, and every day, took the eagles buckets of fresh fish, that they paid for out of their own pockets---God bless em.

And...really, these eagles don't need millions dollars headdresses...God gave them the best one on the planet, in my humble nobody opinion. 
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Nobody Cares How They Do It.

  Nobody Cares: What do you do if you have been in Congress longer than the life span of a carp, and you want to pass your really great job to your children, but you have this problem with the people who really want your @#$ political body and all of your corrupt body of connections, out of there?
 
You make sure the biggest idiots on the planet get on the ballot, just to scare the American people into thinking that THESE people might get in your seat of power and REALLY mess things up!
 
Always use fear. It works every time.
 
We have a prostitute, (Kristin Davis) a "my rent's too high party" candidate, (Jimmy McMillan) and Alvin Green.
 
Alvin is in a class all by himself. He has memorized a whole sentence for his campaign. "Jim Demitt is responsible for the recession." he says. Fortunately for us, he has no clue to what a recession is. He still lives in his parents basement. He thinks a recession is the hole in his basement floor.
 
He should figure it out sometime before Christmas.
 
Yes, and then the powers that are trying to manipulate us all...have to really go after the serious candidates that COULD take their cushy jobs away from them.
 
How do you trash them? Guide all attacks and conversations to the tabloid toilet talk. Stay completely away from every single issue.
Make up things like "Why, he tied up a girl and made her beg for cookies with milk!"
 
After the New York for senator debate last night, all the liberals could talk about was that Carl Paladino(R), the most sensible guy on the ballot for New York, couldn't hold his bladder.
 
But Andrew (You got a problem wit dat?) Cuomo, will let gays marry, and he will always have complete control over his bladder.
 
Right, if you can't hold your bladder, how in the world are you going to govern? Paladino left the stage for a couple of minutes.
 
Gee...one time Bill Clinton lost the nuclear suitcase, and couldn't even remember where he left it, but he COULD hold his bladder....so long in fact, most people watching his long soliloquies couldn't. Adult diapers were handed out in the lobby.
 
Then Christine O'Donnell, a tea party candidate, has been attacked for hanging out with Wickens when she was sixteen. The liberals just love the fact that she bought up masturbation in her youth...which gives them an excuse to talk about their favorite subject. They never mention that Obama hung out with drug addicts. And we won't go into who the Kennedy family hung out with. Some of them didn't live to talk about it. 
 
That's their strategy. Load the ballots full of idiots to make their democratic incumbents look good. Then attack all the good people running with slanderous BS. Like Sarah Palin not given birth to her own baby. A baby who, most of the progressive liberals would have argured, should hav been aborted.
 
I'm expecting Kali to be on the Presidential ticket for 2010 the way things are going.
 
I suggest...we sacrifice a goat.
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Nobody's Perfect: France's New Reign of Terror: President Bardot?

Nobody's Perfect: This week, the award of imperfection goes to that lovable nation where no man, woman, or child has EVER had a problem with self- esteem...France.
 
Ah...the French. They are at it again. They are in the streets, burning up cars, and throwing rocks and trash at the police.
 
Millions of them are marching and demanding that they be allowed to retire at 60 so that they can watch old Jerry Lewis movies, and drink wine, and basically do what they have ALWAYS done in history.
 
Which is...not much.
 
When I think of France, I think of their love of perfume, their skinny models, long walks along the Seine, the Eiffel Tower, and the smell of Muslim's burning cars in the morning.
 
Oh, and how they HATE us Americans. We eat hot dogs, which to the French is one step up from being a cannibal. 
 
It's a historical fact that the French had to be saved in both world wars. They really don't like to fight outside their own country. But give them a good reason INSIDE their own country, and the genetics proclivities to want to trash and burn and shout various French slogans of revolution, just bubble up like Champaign corks in the old Louis XIV bubble bath at Versailles.
 
How DARE you make us work!
 
They are so angry at the thought of working, that the whole country has shut down in protest. Gas has been halted, the planes are not flying, the trains are not working, the trucks are not trucking, and so, everyone is basically, no doubt..revolutionarily drunk.
 
They are clamoring for a savior. And soon, they might get one in a woman who is planning to run for election in 2012 in order to save the country that she loves...a woman that eats no meat. A woman who says Sarah Palin is a "disgrace to women" because she doesn't care about the polar bears.
 
A woman who once drove every man on the planet crazy with desire.
 
A woman, who if elected to become the next President of France, will surely bring back the guillotine, and start hacking off heads of anyone who hurts an animal, a polar bear, or Al Gore.

Bridgett Bardot
.
 
There is garbage in the streets tonight in Paris. Rubber bullets are flying---gas masks are common, and the Eiffel Tower is being guarded by men with big guns, and she is watching.
 
And if the Eiffel Tower is attacked, you can be sure that Bardot just might get elected...and the Muslims, who have a nasty habit of slaughtering baby lambs, might be the first on the list in Bridgett's Reign of Terror.
 
Despite what everyone thinks about the old gal, she might be the best thing to happen to France. She would certainly make sex holidays common, and set up free state-run prostitution paid for all union members who continue to work.
 
She will save every animal in France from execution. The French eat a lot of fish, so it probably won't matter.
All Muslims, will be exported...giving more money to the state, and the people can go back to just doing what they like to do.
 
Which is...nothing.
 
Yes, France is not perfect. They really messed up their first revolution. The second one will probably end up the same way, and we will continue to make fun of them, regardless.
 
Think of it...Bardot, President of France...and Palin, President of the United States?
 
I know....it's enough to make you wonder if we shouldn't all move to Alaska.  
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Save the Dogs---Trash the Schools

Nobody's Opinion: I did my good deed of the day tonight--- I saved a dog from being run over by a truck, and it's a good thing too, because I don't think my neighbor could have taken another tragic blow to her heart.
This was my neighbor who lost her son last year. He was shot point-blank straight in the head at a stoplight by black boys. It happened downtown St. Louis one night, probably over a drug deal, but no one is sure.
 
They never caught the murderers.
 
It happened pretty quick---me saving the dog...but I'm sure the bullet to the head was quick too, as unexpected events tend to be.
 
I was walking my other dogs at night around the block on this fine Indian summer night, and this little miniature Pomeranian munchkin had run out barking at us...crossing the street, right in front of a moving truck. I stepped out in front of the pickup truck, with my arms up, and grabbed his leash. Good thing the driver was paying attention...he stopped.
 
I have squirrels bigger than Max in my back yard. Boy, was I relieved when I picked him up, because I knew she had bought him to help ease her pain over her son's death. To see her little companion run over would have been just too much for the poor soul.
 
 "We got him at the pound." she said when I handed him to her.
 
What was funny, is my neighbor lady was just standing there, and must have let go of the leash. Why, I thought? (She needs knee surgery I found out.) But, I could see by her face that she was not all there.
 
"Hey, I said, How have you been?" I said.
 
"Didn't you hear? I was laid off. " (So much for that knee surgery.)

Great---
I thought. Just what little Alex was so scared was going to happen. Little Alex is her grandson that she is raising because one of her other sons doesn't want him. The kid comes and talks to me...all the time. He was really upset. He couldn't get a bike now he said. The last one he had was stolen and they didn't have the money to replace it.
 
"The way they did it was so cruel." she said. "They just told everyone to check the Internet and if their name was NOT there, not to bother to come in. Eighteen years I have been teaching there. And Shawn got laid off too."
 
Shawn was her youngest son of twenty- eight. She has two sons left-- Her husband was a hair dresser and things have been very slow.
 
"They laid off over 190 teachers." she said.
 
And I thought, probably mostly white teachers, because the school was predominately black and many of the black parents were complaining about having white teachers, they wanted black teachers. You don't hear about this stuff...but it's true.
 
As I walked the rest of the way home, feeling badly for her...I was thinking about how the problem of the educational systems was summed up on just my one little block. Compare this lady's flight with my other neighbor across the street...
 
She got a divorce over 15 years ago, had three daughters, and somehow got a job at the same school where the "fired teacher" taught, but in the administrative office building. She never had to put up with what the lowly teacher had to put up with every day...pretty much being scared for her life sometimes.
 
This lady, while "in the office doing who knows what" managed to get a PhD in business, and buy her daughter and herself three brand new mini- vans. All on the same day...the minivans I mean.
 
She still has her job. She makes big bucks...and I still don't know who paid for her education, or how she got such a great big salary from being a housewife with nothing more than a high school diploma, but she knew someone.
 
Both these women are democrats..but...and as you can guess...I get along a lot better with the one who lost her son, and her job, and is raising a grandson, and now has to worry about food. The other one...is a full- fledged feminNAZI, as Rush would say.
 
If we got rid of the unions, the ERA, and the millions of worthless paper-pushers, who do nothing all day, and just hire decent teachers...we'd be in a lot better shape. Pay some retired teachers to be principles.
 
The hard working teacher will now get canned, so the high paid administrators jobs can be saved. This is ...America.
 
I'm glad I saved little MAX...he is just as cute as they come. I only wished I could have saved his master's job.
 
So...who is going to save our kids from a nation of ignorant and greedy adults?
 
I don't know, but I'm going to ask MAX next time I see him. He owes me a big sloppy, sweet puppy kiss.
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