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Warren and Bill Can Donate to...ME!

"The fact is that income inequality is real; it's been rising for more than 25 years." --
    President George W. Bush      1/31/ 2007
 
 
Nobody Knows what's up with these two guys? They are on a mission to get every billionaire on the planet to give up half their fortunes to charities. So they went to China and threw a big give your money to charity dinner. After all, it's the least you can do, since we helped show all you Chinese guys how to get rich.
 
"Chinese people will come to their own conclusions about the role of philanthropy in their culture". ---Peter Buffet
(They will? Are you sure about that Peter?)
 
Yes- Mr. Warren Buffet (Peter's Dad) and his best friend, Bill Gates, went to China to talk to the 64 billionaires in China (The U.S. has 403) to get them on board the "give that money away" train. Not a lot of them showed up for the "Gates/Buffet donation dinner" and this guy, Chen Guangbiao, decided to skip it altogether.
 
 Huh? Really? I thought communism was all about sharing?
 
A few days before, Warren visited Obama at the White House so we would be fools not to think that somehow the government wasn't involved.
 
And since we are hearing a lot about how Obama wants to tax the rich...I think we can make a few distinctions here: Rich to Obama is, anyone making over $250,000 a year. If that was just one person's salary...it would sound feasible(naught)-- but it also includes any COMPANY making over $250,000 a year, which of course is a wonderful thing for all the big multi-national monopolies that have already gone global. Smaller businesses are already choking to death on the new Obama taxes coming their way.. they will be dead in the rice patty fields within a few years.
 
It is a fact, despite what you might think about the capitalistic system, that a very few people at the very top of the top...the little sliver of the VERY top...1/100 percent (30,000 ).. they get off the most, in paying any taxes. Just ask Warren.
 
So one must wonder...why? That fact, sadly, makes communists out of too many people.
 
Right beneath them, where the millionaires start...and on down--they pay over 70% of the taxes, and that's who Obama is targeting...not Warren or Bill. Who knows...maybe the deal is: "Go on making all that money, we have big plans to get the whole world on the internet, but if you give some of it away before you die...we'll leave you alone."
 
In 2005, the best off 300,000 Americans had almost as much income as the bottom 150 million. The top 1% , their share of the pie was four times larger than in 1980. Most of the growth is in that top 1%...but that's the people that ALWAYS get off. Who knows why? They just seem to know all the right people.
 
Of the average income of those making $174 million, the top 400 taxpayers would have paid the government 17.5 percent in income. For people who make $100,00 to $200,000, the tax burden is higher at 20.2 percent. (2005)
 
Now...get this. The rich have been getting MUCH richer, and they made their biggest gain during the Clinton years. Clinton gave the richest of the superrich a much bigger tax cut than Bush. Under Bill, their effective tax rate fell by almost eight cents on the dollar: under Bush, it fill only five. And that was BEFORE the bailouts, and the CEO handouts...and the vast trillions of dollars that will be owned so that the vast big companies and globalization could survive. The middle class's money was trickling up to the top.
 
So when the Democrats say they are against the rich, and how they got richer under Bush...bring up Bill Clinton.
 
It's not that capitalism is bad...it isn't, it's great. Or even big multinational companies...they're not. What's bad is when government's thugs get in bed with these big guys, and there are stock options, and trade deals, a private bank called the Federal Reserve...and soon..everyone is in on the crime. It's almost as if the Presidency is now the Godfather that you must kiss.
 
So, what's a poor billionaire to do? According to the UN, the number of hungry people globally rose more than 20% in the past twenty years. Warren and Bill, who have never had to pay their share in taxes...are feeling pretty bad about that. .so it seems.
 
But instead of the world's billionaires deciding to hand out (or being forced) to give half of their fortunes away to save the planet's hungry... It would be much better if they got rid of the income tax, (which by the way, IS unconstitutional) and tax everyone including the top 1 percent, the same.
 
Let the rich stay rich. Let everyone pass their income to their children. But let the rest of us poor slugs have enough money to be able to practice true free trade (where monopolies are forbidden) And then,...if Warren and Bill still want to give away their money...
 
I'll be glad to accept a donation.
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Nobody Flashes---- The Crotch Salute

Nobody Flashes Anger Early: I usually do my e-mail favorites on Saturday night...but this was just too much to take.
 
It was taken at the Ft. Hood Memorial, with the title...Crotch Salute.
 
 
 
I've included the feelings of the reaction of most Americans, every time Obama disrespects our nation's flag.
 
And that other picture?---- That's me.
                                            Crotch Salute
 
I am sorry folks, but is this the MAGGOT that was elected President of our country? You know, the United States of America .
 
 I do believe that saluting the flag goes with that, as does respecting and honoring the service members who have died.
 
Does this pompous &%* believe he is above that gesture? He can shower us all with flowery words and dazzle us with his B.S., but actions speak louder.
 
This sucks! Now tell me our Muslim President isn't an anti-American!
 
                                           EVERYONE needs to see this Pix!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Terminator at the Turkey Buffet

Nobody's Perfect: Pick your pet peeve...You KNOW you've got one, everyone does. Some people really can't stand the sound of fingernails running on a blackboard. To some, it's a woman nagging. Or someone riding your bumper on the freeway. People that don't use turn signals, but just butt in front of everyone because they missed their turn. Some people hate cats.
Me...I can handle just about everything, but one thing. And this one thing is where I draw the line. NOBODY gets by with it if I'm around. And that's when people butt in line in front of you ...on purpose...just because they don't want to wait, and they think no one will say anything. It's a chance they take.
 
And because of this pet peeve of mine, I almost got into a knockdown dragged- out fight at the buffet line for turkey. Yes, you heard me...turkey.
 
Last Sunday night, my family and I (which is my husband and grown son) went to a local Casino just to try out the 'all you can eat' buffet. If you have ever been to one of these things, you grab a plate, and you stand in line to get your cut of meat. The line goes left to right, or right to left, but that's it. There's no middle, or anything 3D about it.
 
So, there I was, about sixteenth in line. And things were going pretty slow, mainly because before you got to the beef, turkey, and salmon boys with their carving knives, you came to the mashed potatoes and gravy. Never put the mashed potatoes and gravy before the beef...I'm just saying.
 
About ten minutes in that line and I was ready...ready for my turkey...and then...up walked the Diva of the night. She walked right through the middle of the restaurant, her plate already full of food...and was going to just butt in front of me, because obviously, she wanted seconds, and she wasn't about to stand in line again. I couldn't believe it! The audacity! No, I said to myself, is she really going to do this? Then I thought, she's black....and she's BIG...about six- two! (I'm 5'5") And she is all decked out to show...but look, she IS..she IS cutting right in front of me...and what...the...!
 
Yes, she did, she just butted in front of me and asked the guy for turkey. "HEY---get in the back of the line and wait like the rest of us!" I said.
 
And then she said..."Well, I was here before you!"
 
Wrong thing to say.

"You were not..."
 
"I was in line...in fact, there were TWO lines!" Yes...she made up her own line.
 
And then she lost it, and turned on me with a real vicious verbal attack. I was a white supremist, and I had a white problem, and because I was white I thought I was special...and then all I could keep saying was... "Oh yeah...I'm white? I'm white? This is about me being...white?" I should have said, I don't care if you're pink with polka dots and you're the cousin of Jimmy Hoffa, get to the back of the line... but I didn't.
 
Then I turned to the two boys that were cutting up the meat. A young black boy and a young white boy, and their eyes were about as big as saucers. There were thinking about how to duck the food...they were smiling and like..."Wow...check it out...this black and white lady are going to fight!"
 
She was threatening to beat up my white...'person'...right there...over turkey I must admit...I got a wee bit...scared. Because after all, she was in full-blown fighting mode, a good eight feet taller than me.
 
But then, I looked down. She had flimsy high heels on. It was a very slick linoleum floor. She had a new sequin black dress, big earrings to grab, lots of teased up hair, and I had on my jeans, and a great pair of sneakers, a turtle neck sweater...and thirty years of carrying very heavy drum equipment.
 
She was toast.
 
Besides, I had worked enough bars in my life to know, that she was just a Obama bully.
 
So,...I put my face up about two inches from her nose...and looked at her calmly right in the eye. With my..."You do not scare me, and I'm ready....give me your best shot." I said....nothing. I just looked her in the eye.
 
Whoa.
 
I gave her my best Ahmadinejad mixed with a bit of the Terminator...ready to rumble look.
 
She backed off, flashing her big fake eyelashes and pretty much ran, her pretty high heels flapping...no kidding!
 
The boys behind the counter gave her the a piece of turkey the size of a quarter...but they gave me...three slices of beef, three big slices of turkey.. a hunk of salmon....for stopping what was going to be the biggest fight they had ever witnessed at the Turkey buffet.
 
I got a lot of "wow" looks from them. It was...sweet.
 
I felt...victory. (Come on, leave me alone. I think fighting over turkey is stupid.)
 
Now, I know, that we could take this further, the blacks because of Obama, want to get in the front of all the lines, and if the whites protest, they are white racists. It's getting old.
 
But, having told you all this, I do have a confession to make. I actually did cut in a line, just one time in my life...and I must apologize to the man.
 
Dave Barry...I'm sorry.
 
I was at a book signing downtown..(I live a good hour away) with Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson. The place was packed, and the line afterwards was about 2 hours wait. I had no idea there would be so many people there. And because I had hand made a paper fan (which took me days) for Dave Barry's little girl, I wanted to give it to him. After all...this man, whose books I had admired so much, might never come my way again.
 
And BECAUSE I spent so much time in the bathroom trying to get my lipstick on perfect (Okay, I had not expected him to be so damn cute) I was the last person in line. That would put me home about 9 o'clock at night. What was I going to tell my husband? Oh right::---"Dear...I was at a book signing downtown...oh I didn't tell you? Sorry about supper." (You have to know my husband)
 
Anyway, I had to make the awful decision to go against every grain in my body. I either had to do the very thing I hated so badly...or waste the moment that might never come again in my lifetime.
 
I had asked a couple about twenty back from the front if I could get in line with them...I explained my situation...and they were very nice. Nevertheless...Dave Barry saw me do it and I'm sure thought the very same thing about me. ...what a rude diva. I have had a hard time living with that memory, and the face he made at me...I can't tell you, broke me inside.
 
You can't explain these things in one second.
 
Now, if that girl had simply ASKED to go before me, told me she was just back for seconds...would I mind? I would not have had a problem with it. But...like I said. I'm a terminator when it comes to my pet peeve. You do NOT mess with me. I am...fearless. and Nobody's is ever perfect.
 
BUT...I promise that I will always protect and defend everyone's right to a fair line...unless it comes to Dave Barry.
 
On that subject...I cannot promise anything.
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Aliens....Looking Out for Bill O'Reilly

Nobody Cares...The world woke up this morning to the important news that the United Nations has appointed an ambassador to Aliens, with the Pope's blessings.
 
Here we see how they handled our first visitor:

Alien
: Hello earthlings...I want to speak to the human named Bill O'Reilly.

Ambassador Othman:
No, I'm sorry. I am the person who's been appointed by our world's highest council, the United Nations. I represent the Earth, and it is I that will deliver your message to the earth. On behalf of all the people of the world, I would like to welcome you to our planet.

Alien:
Who is the man in the cape?

Pope
: Your holy alien, it is I, the Pope. Just call me Your Holiness. I am so happy to see you! Welcome!

Alien
: What is a pope and what does he do?

Pope:
I am the reincarnation of the holy trinity...the father, the son and the holy ghost.

Alien:
You have three Gods?

Pope
: No, there is only one God, and I represent him on this earth.

Alien:
Well, I still want to speak to Bill O'Reilly, please contact him.

Ambassador Othman:
Please... you are our honored guest, so I must implore you not to make any mistakes. I know much more about you than Bill O'Reilly..I happen to be an astrophysicist and Bill O'Reilly is nothing more than a television pundit. I am more than capable of handling your visit to our great planet...and I have been chosen to do so..

Alien
: I don't care what you do, I want someone who is "fair and balanced" and that is what he claims he is, and your people also claim him to be----the most "fair and balanced" man on the earth, so he is the human I wish to speak with.

Pope:
If you will permit me to guide you to my house, the holy Vatican here on Earth, I promise to contact Bill O'Reilly, who is a member of my church! I will personally fly him to the Vatican where all three of us can meet.

Alien:
Good. Miss ambassador, you can go. (clicks her off his screen) Now Mr. Pope, tell the human Bill O'Reilly I will meet him by that big rock in (looks at hologram of the earth in front of him)... Mecca. Your Vatican is not capable of holding our ship. We will land our mother ship right on that big rock. It looks perfect for a good landing.

Pope:
Oh, I'm afraid that cannot be...you see, no one is allowed near that rock unless you are of an Islamic religion.

Alien:
I thought you were the representative of the three Gods? Is this Islamic god not one of them?

Pope:
No, I only represent the one true God. The Muslims, who worship around the rock, have another God.

Alien:
Just how many Gods do you have and what good are they if they build rocks that you cannot land our spaceship on?
 
Pope: Please, I must ask you...I have so many questions about the one true God....

Alien:
I don't care, be quiet...and get me Bill O'Reilly, and soon too. Or would you rather we just blow up your planet?

Pope
: WAIT...NO!!! Wait...Wait...I got him on the phone.

O'Reilly:
Ringgg...Rining...(Bill picks up the phone.) Yes...Bill O'Reilly here. Can I help you? (The Pope tries to speak to Mr. O'Reilly, but the Alien breaks in...)

Alien:
Is this Mr. Bill O'Reilly?

O'Reilly:
Yes, this is he.

Alien
: I have been sent to this planet to give you a message from our leader. I am to say---are you there?

O'Reilly
: Yeah...go ahead. (Bill, thinking this is some kind of joke from Glenn Beck, is smiling while looking over his workload for the next week..."Hello?"

Alien
: Yes the message I have for you human Bill O'Reilly, great earthling of the people of earth, from the greatest Sarcasin from the planet of Sacasia is..."Who's looking out for you?"

(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
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Washington: "You're Fired!" Trump for President?

 
Nobody's Opinion: In the world full of Alvin Tofflers, Al Gores, Warren Buffets, and the Clinton's Global redistribution scams...nobody is more freshing to listen to at this time in our history than Donald Trump. If you did not catch his interview with Wolf Blizter on CNN...Google it. 11:38:41 PMSunday, September 26, 2010
http://money.cnn.com/video/news/2010/04/06/n_trump_china_sob.cnnmoney/
 
You see, what Trump has that all the rest of the global elites do NOT have...is common sense. In the CNN interviews last week, he said it plain and simple: if the United States does not start manufacturing, we are through as a country, and God bless the man for saying it.
 
To have a country whose power lies in Wall Street and Oprah Winfrey is not gonna cut it for the millions still living here. Trump stays out of the stock market...good to know.
 
Trump does business all over the world...so he understands what the politicians are doing. And if you have ever read a Trump book, you will know, that nobody rips him off. The "elites" want a global government, where they can take money and spread it wherever they like, but it's never their money. Like the Congress excusing themselves from Obamacare...they consider themselves special. They have been choosen to save the planet...that's their excuse for their own insidious greed.
 
So, I hate to bring this up...but there is a connection. If there is one series of books I would recommned to every single person on this planet in order to understand why at every turn our leaders are destroying us, pick up one of Alvin Toffler's books.
 
He explains it all.
 
Listen to his reasoning on how to save the world, from a page out of Revolutinary Weath: Remember...he is talking for MOST of the global elites:
 
Closing the gap between the rich and the poor can be accomplished by impoverishing the affluent with out necessarily raising the living standards of the poor one iota. By contrast the industrial revolution radically widened the gap, but also reduced poverty. (But, the industrial age ruined the planet according to Alvin) Attempts to move everyone forward equally have repeatedly proved a disaster. The prime goal should be to raise the living conditions above absolute poverty, whether or not the relative gap widens. (Get it...the rich WILL get richer, but the poor baby in Africa will get genetically engineered milk.)
 
Only after every baby is fed, after everyone's drinking water is safe, after average life expectancy in poor countries reaches at least seventy and after basic education targets are met should closng the gap be a priority. (In other words...the rich should spread the wealth around...and THEN worry about letting everyone make their own money.)
 
Despite how wonderfully kind this old guy sounds, don't buy it. Basically he is saying that the rich should grab all the money they can from everywhere, and then give it out so that everyone on the planet can get fed. It's global govenment. In the meantime, you will have no freedom or say over much in your life, or your country's.
 
How nice of them. Does Trump know about Alvin? I don't know...he happens to have enough money not to be touched by this. BUT...Donald sees how insane this is for millions of Americans, and we are seeing that Obama, Newt, Bush, Clinton...they all have said pretty much the same thing. They are all sold on the Third Wave.
 
Alvin Toffler believes that mankind goes through three phrases: agricultural, industrial, and the last and best of all...the "third wave."
The third wave, according to Alvin is our future.
 
 "Government spreading its influenence so that business and politics become inextrically entrenched."
 
To men like Donald Trump...a man who likes to be in control of his own future, as do we all, this is bascially fascism with a techie happy face. And when the polticians start grabbing from the rich...the rich will leave.
 
For way too long, our polticians, with the promise of campaign funds, have taken away all trade advantages from the United States and pretty much handed us over to the Chinese. Listen to what Donald also says: OPEC will be our downfall. 
 
So, China cuts off our legs, Saudi Kings, our heads...what's left for the America? And why has this happened? Did the Bushes and BP make a secret deal with the Kings? Is it so that our big companies can get into their huge markets?
 
All you need is common sense to know that when every single member of your Congress has either a spouse working as a lobbyist for a Multi-national company, or they work with others (Microsoft, Wal-Mart, GE) to further their own interests...the United States has already been sold, and they are not through.  
 
Jimmy Carter sold China the Panama Canel. George Bush wanted to sell our ports to Dubai. China will soon own GM.
 
It's time we put a REAL business man inside the White House, and not Mitt Romney, who passed Universal Health Care in his own state. 
 
I would be all for a Donald Trump for President. But then again....he's pretty smart. He might not want the job.
 
Nevertheless, I wish he would just walk up to the Capitol Steps on his TV show, and yell..."YOU'RE FIRED!!!
 
We all would feel a lot better.
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Nobody Gets Email: Joe Biden...Saving Jobs for Cattle Guards

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nobody Flashes the mind of Joe Biden....even he doesn't flash it too much, which is a good thing, since he thinks that he is actually "third" in line to take over as President if anything should happen to Obama.
 
This week, I really got a kick out of this e-mail from my friend MONA...a real pip of a woman who should be Vice President.
 
If only we lived in another universe where Joe Biden sold used Toyotas for a living, and Mona was VP.
 
**********************
 
CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS!
 
You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.
 
For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
 
A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately!
 
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any “cattle” guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards.
 
'Times are hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families!'
 
******
Yes...and they tell  us to not reproduce...
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From City Vegetable Farms to..Happy, Healthy, Communism

Nobody Knows why a white farmer, (Steve Miller) living in Georgia...growing beautiful vegetables on his own (2 acre) farm, was charged a $5,000 fine for growing those vegetables.
 
You would think he would have gotten an award from Obama and the first Lady.
 
And Nobody Knows why a black "farmer" (Will Allen), who was trained at Standford with a degree in City and Regional Planning, is NOT fined even though he has over 20,000 plants on a 3 acre farm in the middle of Milwaukee (along with thousands of fish, goats, ducks, chickens, bees and rabbits) ---

Nobody Knows
why, not only is he NOT fined, he is listed ---with fond praise from Van Jones--- in:

Time Magazine' 100 Most Influential People In the World.
 
It's all who you know, and what the color of your skin happens to be, I guess.
 
Will Allen is a good friend of Van Jones...the same man who is an admitted communist and has worked with Obama in the White House until he was exposed as a Marxist by Glenn Beck. Both of them (Van Jones & Allen) run big "global green" entities, too many to even mention here.
 
So today, with Bill Clinton becoming a vegetarian, and Michelle giving away Okra and cucumbers as White House presents, you can understand why this future concept to revamp my hometown National Arch Park...here in St. Louis, with a "green" island, has got me a bit upset...I mean, where's the money in this? Where are the bars? Where are the restuarants?
 
Don't worry...even though it's all being given back to nature...somewhere in here will be a place where people can "bathe" ?
 
Bathe?
 
Hundreds of bike paths will take you right over into East St. Louis, where the muggers can kill you MUCH easier, and the cops can chase the drug dealers on bikes or people movers--to save the planet...no nasty cars you see.
.
Van Jones wants all the cities turned into vegetables gardens. According to his thinking "greenhouses in the hood equals less greenhouse gases in the air" because they won't have to go far to get their food.
 
Everyone will get their own plot.
 
Uh...sounds like communism...you know, fuedal lords...or Stalin or...hasn't this been done before?
 
St. Louis...the new green Cuba....Yes, the new communism is being wrapped up and sold as the healthy city vegetable farm. Slavery will come back as the new "green" diverse people of the "hoods."
 
The elites have big plans for their black people. As for the whites...I guess we'll have to stick to fast food.
 
McDonalds never looked so good.
 
(Nobody Makes this stuff up, because it's too scary)
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Nobody Flashes Tom Beebe's Tax Plan

Nobody Flashes a New Tax Plan 
 
This is what I like to see! Here's a guy, who has giving the thought that we all pay too much in taxes a lot of thought, and came up with a plan!

Hoooray! It's only one page!
 
Okay, here is it. Read it, and please give the man some feedback. He will also send you an Excel program to explain the whole concept better.
Sounds good to me! As we all know, if they cut a tax anywhere, they just put it on to something else, in even bigger proportions. We can't win. And who knows? Maybe we will have another "tea party" candidate!
 
So, thanks to Tom. Keep up the good work!

                 TOM BEEBE’S TAX PLAN
 
1. All persons residing in the U.S. shall come together in units for the purpose of reporting all income from any source, each item to be identified by payer's and payee's tax number. Members of a unit need not be related, need not reside together, and a unit may consist of as few as one person. With equality as the primary goal, this act established units to be taxed, so that all persons, whether related or not, legally here or not, are taxed equally.
 
2. Each year congress shall set by legislation a "minimum wage" and a "tax rate".
 
3. The following income shall not be subject to taxation:
 
• An amount equal to a year's earnings at the minimum wage rate, for each adult (age 20-65) member of the unit, decreasing 10% per year to 50% at age 15 and increasing 10% per year to 150% at age 70. (Family of two adults and two young children would receive exemptions equaling 100% + 100% + 50% + 50% = 300% minimum wage, currently about $42,000)
 
• All payments for what is classified as necessary health care for all members of the unit including medical care, any pharmaceuticals prescribed by a recognized health care professional, vision and hearing aids, and membership fees for health-enhancing entities such as gyms or other exercise facilities. Health care insurance premiums may be deducted but not health care expense paid for by such insurance.
 
• All educational expenses including day care for young children or legally incompetent persons, that portion of state and local taxes identified as spent on education, that portion of parochial school tuition, fees and other expenses identified as going for non-sectarian education, tuition, fees and educational materials for private school education at any level, and a per-diem allowance for students traveling more than 50 miles from primary residence for education.
 
• All income saved into an identified account from which investments may be made. This encourages growth of the tax base, thus growth of the government's ability to pay for its responsibilities, by fostering health care, education and investment, all of which contribute to growth of income, taxable to support legitimate government purposes.
 
4. The "tax rate" shall be applied to any income over and above the deductions listed above, regardless of amount. It seeks the elusive concept of fairness by taxing at the same rate all "disposable" income.
 
5. There shall be no federal tax on corporations or other business entities. August 20th was declared the point at which we, on average, end working for government and start working for ourselves. This suggests a tax rate of 63%, which would create a backlash against big government that no amount of campaigning could evoke.
 
6. The Office of Management and Budget shall compute revenues to be expected using the newly set tax rate and minimum wage, applied to the previous year's reported incomes. No expenses in excess of that amount may be authorized or made by the federal government without approval by 75% of each house of Congress. It sets the Federal budget to produce a surplus in times of economic expansion and a deficit in times of contraction to promote economic stability.
 
7. At the request, by legislation duly enacted by a municipality having greater than 100,000 inhabitants or a state, a surtax may be imposed on citizens of that municipality or state which shall be applied in a manner exactly as applied for the Federal tax. It recognizes disparity in cost of living among various locations. It facilitates sufficient sources of revenue for states and municipalities.
 
8. For units whose deductions exceed total income, the Federal Government shall make payment equal to the tax rate multiplied by the shortfall in income, as shall municipalities and states. This addresses aid to the truly needy. I would expect a tax rate in the neighborhood of 35-40%. Consider how it would affect your behavior, motivating you to save for retirement, and how it would, by exempting from this high rate, encourage spending on health care and education.

Your suggestions sincerely requested. E-mail them to tbeebe6535@yahoo.com.
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Nobody Cares...About Love

 
Nobody Cares if I take a break from politics and post a favortie song...right?
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Nobody Knows Just How EXPENSIVE Poverty Can Get.

Nobody Knows this astonishing fact that I found in the very well researched and entertaining book, written by a young man, Jason Mattera---

Obama Zombies, How the Liberal Machine Brainwashed My Generation
 
The fact was about just how much was spent on the war on poverty...
 
Since the "War on Poverty" began, can you guess how much we've spent fighting it? Just a guess? That would be $16 trillion. The total cost of all military wars in our nation was $6.4 trillion. It has cost three times as much of every war the U.S. has ever fought combined.
 
Obama is poised to spend more on welfare in 2010 than Bush spent on the entire Iraq War. If you just gave them the money directly, it would be four times the amount every family would need to come out of poverty. Buh nah, building more and more inefficient bureaucracies is better because it creates human mousetraps to keep poor people poor and thus dependent on liberal politicians to keep the money rolling in. That's how cynical the liberal machine is. --Obama Zombies
 
Now...put this in context with what is going on at the United Nations this week:France, Spain, and Greece, want a global tax to combat poverty. Nicolas Sarkozy, George W. Bush's old buddy, was all for it. And Ahmadinejad blamed poverty on capitalism in his speech before the assembly. Hillary Clinton, gave $50 million dollars to the U.N. to buy poor women stoves in other countries.
 
As we have seen, time and time again...money given by "richer" nations, to fight poverty and hunger wherever...usually doesn't even make it to the hands of those who need it...so, just who is getting it?
 
Here's the real question: where did all that money go? Where? Is it any wonder all the world leaders are multi-millionaires?
 
It seems clear. Keep the world in poverty, and you will make more money than God. Global taxes...are coming. Go to Disneyworld...NOW.
 
 
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Nobody's Perfect: Prince Charles, One Stalk Short of a Bennie

"Have You Hugged a Tree Today?
---------Marilyn Monroe
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Nobody's Perfect: Prince Charles last week, was caught by a well-hidden reporter.
 
The Prince was talking while he was standing in the middle of a field. He was talking... to a nearby gigantic oak tree, when the reporter snapped this picture.He quietly turned on his recorder just in time to catch this... "God, I love you. You are the most beautiful tree in the world...did you know that? I know...I know. I'm trying to save the earth you know. I promise, you will always be the most dear and precious thing in my life.

"What do you mean? I come here every single day...and sometimes twice on Sundays! Ah...my darling...you are the most beautiful thing in my kingdom...I know, all those other trees can't even hold a candle to you..I love every leaf, every branch. I love the way the wind blows through your boughs."
 
"Yes, Camilla knows I love you, but...don't worry. She will never find out. No...no my love. She doesn't hold a candle to you. You always smell like a fresh spring morning...How's your bark feeling today? Better baby?"
 
"Camilla tends to smell like mummy's old cough medicine. I swear lately, she has really been a pain. I come here to you my love...I'd much rather be here with you...you know that."
 
 "And look at this field! My god...my little precious ones...just LOOK how you have grown? Cut you DOWN? No NEVER...I will never let you be cut down. Once I'm King, I will make it against the law to cut any plant or tree down ever again. In fact, I'm going to save the world for you... you are all my precious little babies...my children."
 
 "GOD...if people were just as wonderful as you are...they are so disgusting...people. We need to get rid of at least 5 billion of them. I promise...I was born to save you all. Oh god, I don't ever want to leave this spot."
 
As the photographer took this picture, Prince Charles walked over to the tree...put his hand out, very gently and.... What happened next? I will say no more. But, when the photographer got back to London, obviously shaken from the thought that he might have been discovered...he read in the papers what the Prince had said that very day:
 
"I happily talk to the plants and trees, and listen to them. I think it's absolutely crucial. Every tree has a meaning for me. It's almost like they are your children."
 
 
Well, that explains it. He'd heard of incest in the Royal line, but never expected to witness it.
 
*Okay, silliness aside, I've hugged a few trees in my nobody lifetime, and I have also been known to try to coax my flowers not to wilt...I apologized to them when I don't get out to water them. And once, when my father cut down my favorite tree, I cried for hours.
 
But...if I talk to a tree, I do it because I am lonely...What the hell is his excuse? He's the frigging Prince of Wales for God's sake. And, most importantly, I would never wish billions of people to disappear from the earth, so that the world's plants and trees would thrive.
 
So, here's my question to you: If Prince Charles had actually came across Marilyn Monroe hugging a tree somewhere in a lonely field, and if she accidentally broke a branch in front of him..what do you think the great Prince of Wales would do?

I say
...she might not have lived to kill herself.
 
Poor Charles...he must be lonely too. So, I'm giving out this invitation to the Prince.---
 
 Hey Chuck, you are welcome to come over to my house anytime...I have a bunch of really ugly weeds in my lawn that are getting nothing but curses from me. I think a bit of Royal love could turn them around. It's up to you Chuck. And Chuck..I promise...to leave you alone with them.
 
Hey, what's the old English saying? One step at a time? (Nobody Makes This Stuff Up for Fun!)
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IN YOUR PANTS! Washington VOO-DOO politics

Nobody's Opinion:
 
Here's the good news: The tea party is making the elites in Washington very upset. Both the established Republicans and Democratic parties are absolutely beside themselves that the Tea Party movement, which both parties are trying to ignore in their own way...somehow, miraculously voted in a true "we the people" candidate, in Delaware. So upset in fact, that none other than George W. Bush's right hand man, Karl Rove, gave her the proverbial finger and said, "She's gonna lose. This is sad and sorry."
 
I don't know if any of you follow Craig Ferguson, the British-turned-American comedian late-night talk-show host, but he has a favorite saying that I would like to use as an answer to Karl Rove's statement:

In your pants, Karl.
 
Craig Ferguson must have a direct line to Karl's pants because he has devoted half of his opening monologue every night with viciously putting down Christine O'Donnell----who just won the Republican primary in Delaware. Christine, like Sarah Palin, wants to challenge the big corporate/governmental good old boy's "in your pants, wallet, children and homes" ruling elites of Washington D.C.

In your gay pants!
(Come on...it just sounds funny.)
 
WE THE PEOPLE would like to see the elites of both parties gone...the ones which represent...as we see all the time by their actions: other elites.
 
Karl Rove, just made a huge mistake. Sarah Palin has been trying to guide the people back into the Republican fold, and now Karl Rove has basically said...We don't' care what you want...we wanted Castle, because he's our pick, even though he's basically a liberal Democrat.
 
He said the tea party has gotten...very demanding. Like Mayor Bloomberg of New York, he thinks the Tea Party is just a fad. Rove's elephants have all turned into rhino's, and they're all slopping with the donkeys at the same public tax-slophouse. Rove wants the power of elected officials to remain...in HIS power, not the people's.

Well, take your dirty pants and go back to Texas.
 
On the other side of the elite isle, 'President' Obama's numbers are down so low, he had to go to shore up the black base at a meeting of the black caucus, by telling them ..."We had a changing of the guard, now we must guard the change."
 
To the blacks that means, keep the powerful blacks in power and the rest of the blacks on welfare, and put more blacks in positions of power. The trouble is, even the blacks are starting to figure out the game. Many are realizing that the welfare won't last forever, and the middle class they have been handed in some cases, by unfair redistribution, will be gone.
 
It won't matter in the future if pants are black or white.
 
The message from Obama's "trip" to church today was "You cannot serve God and wealth."
 
I'm surprised his pants didn't catch on fire.
 
Elections are right around the corner and Obama is very unpopular, so the Democratic Party has sent out Bill And Hillary Clinton on all the morning Sunday Shows to shore up the democratic white base. Bill is giving out the same old tired, "The rich got richer because of George Bush, I was the best President that ever lived, and the Democrats are the ones who really care." speech he has been giving for years.
 
Oh, and the tea party is funded by a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Right, and Lady Gaga is a virgin.
 
The truth is: the elites in Washington control so much of the media that when something goes wrong...like when a tea party's representative gets elected without the Washington elites' permission...it throws them all off balance. Glenn Beck's blackboard went over just a little too well...Rove even bought out his own today during an interview.
 
Yes, there was Karl Rove again today, attacking the "unqualified" Christine on TV...and as Rush Limbaugh has noted--- where were Karl's ranting attacks for the Democrats when we needed him?

In the elite progressive's global pants, Rush...that's where he was.
 
And now, to destroy her before she has a chance to upset their agenda's...we will be seeing Christine portrayed as a "kook who was a witch. "with the running of Bill (love those prostitutes) Maher's video.
 
Let's see if we have this right: We have a President who spent MOST of his adult life on cocaine, a Congressmen who ran brothels out of his house, congress and cabinet members who never pay taxes or even read bills, an X-President who worked for the Arkansas Mafia, and a X- President who by his own admission was an alcoholic...and Christine O'Donnell dabbed in witchcraft for a few months when she was what...sixteen?
 
I say, let's all put on witches outfits and go burn a goat on the Capitol steps.
 
I'll take my chances with the lesser of the many evils. If there is anywhere in the world where deep and evil spells are being cast daily, it's in the vast dark halls of Mordor, known to many of us as the United States Government.
 
Yes, the news is good: People are really tired of all the voo-doo nonsense coming out of Washington D.C. We want them all thrown out
by the seat of their very rich, overflowing pants.
 
Voo-doo politicians...watch out!

The witches are coming...
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Bill Clinton...Giving Up The Meat

Nobody Cares: that Bill Clinton, burger boy, is becoming a vegetarian. I for one, think he is telling the truth, which is always a hard thing to tell when it comes to Bill Clinton because as we all know, there is no one on the planet who can change the meaning of any word in the English language with just the flick of his finger, and make a lie seem like a poem out of a Shakperian sonnet...except maybe Obama---but Bill is much better at it.

He just is.

And why do I believe that he is telling the truth? Look at him! He has never looked worse.

He has that, "I'm withering up into a mere bean sprout" look. You can tell his brain isn't firing up-to-par either.

He's probably doing it for his heart, nevertherless, he is now taking a bad situation and using it to promote the new global agenda for the planet..."EAT PLANTS.>>>NOT MEAT!"

You know. You've heard it. The elites want us to give up our hamburgers, and eat more salads. Michelle is trying to make it into law. Those pesky cows are farting out too much carbon dioxide. What will those poor plants do with it all, besides thrive?

Now, everyone should agree (unless they are liars) that protein is the basis for good health. Any fool will tell you that. If you are familiar with the Palio diet, we should all be eating 60% of lean meat with every meal. It's the bread, sugar and carbs that are ruining our bodies, according to many, not the dear sweet cow.

And why are the rich so thin? They all get the prime steak at the finest New York restaurants. Bill Clinton loves fast food, and has been scarfing it most of his life...there you go. I bet he's dying for a Big Mac. And if you believe the many reports...fast food has addictive chemicals in it to make you crave more.

Would they do that? Do we not have a Congress full of felons and tax evaders?Will Paris Hilton EVER go to jail for anything? Can you swear that the burger you had today was really cow? Are you sure you're in a sane country, when Charles Rangel gets back into office?
(Okay, okay...I'll stop.)

According to some scientists, our genes are in sync with our ancestors who ate mostly lean meat...and fruit. No grains.

But the REAL reason they want us all to stop eating meat is because, meat makes you smarter. Not to mention, what it does to your cells. God forbid the tea party people start having steak barbeques on the Capitol steps. Barney Frank would have a heart attack.

How did man jump from being a monkey into the rocket scientist that he is today? He started eating meat and his brain grew three times as big. They WANT you to think that some alien came down and gave us his DNA..and that's why we got out of the trees.

But, until we have some major confessions from Stephen Hawkings, I'm sticking with our ancestors catching and eating meat. There's nothing like a good steak to give you energy.

Trouble is: Lean meat...is very expensive. Therefore, the poorer you are, the more likely you are to be fat. All you can afford is fast food and Shop-N-Save Cheerios. Go into any city and count the fat cells. You can't. There are too many. Good thing they are held in with big pants.There would't be enough gutters to carry the fat away.

So, it's no surprise that Bill Clinton is promoting the "plant based diet" along with Michelle Obama...but something tells me...he might not last too much longer on this veggie thing.

I mean...look at him. He's looks like a giant day-old french fry wilting in a pressed suit.

So...keep it up Bubba...give that brain of yours a rest...it's a good thing.

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Nobody Gets Email: Congress Full of Boobs

Nobody Flashes EMail...
This was written by that great artist who does the Maxine Hallmark series...You know, that crabby old lady who grabs your eye at the drugstore and always tells it just like it is? I couldn't transfer the picture, so I put this up instead. But...it fits, don't you think?
 
We have a Congress full of boobs! (Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Let me get this straight. We were "endowed" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts itself from it, signed by a president who smokes cigarettes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke.

What the hell could possibly go wrong, anyway?
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Michelle Obama & Carla Bruni: Let's Talk!

Nobody Reports True or False Impressions of  

                   Two First Ladies:
 
Carla: You're 'air louks so lovlee, Meeecheelle. Do yu du et yourself? My god...that is the ugliest dress I have ever seen! It looks like something out of a cheap American Wal-mart store. It must really bother her that she is not the femme fatale that I am...She has the style and grace of a camel.
 
Michelle: No, I have two hairdressers with me all the time. One is actually from here. Wow, is she stupid. She doesn't know I have a wig on...and look at her dress...I wouldn't be caught dead in that ugly &%^$ thing.. It makes her look all washed out...okay..she has no idea who she is dealing with. Pretty ugly. I don't know why they think she is pretty, she looks pretty plain to me.
 
Carla: Sooo, how do yu like being the First Ladi? God...look at the size of her....she really is an Amazon. Such Big TEETH!

Michelle
: Well frankly, I hate it. And I really hate living in the White House. I want to travel more, and see all the places that Barack and I have never gotten to see, but somehow he gets sidetracked by some damn thing or another and so, I'm just going to have to go alone. Washington D.C. is just really...so lame. There's no shops, no real theaters, no clubs. It's so boring ,we have been just having parties in the house, but the place is so damn small...and there are staff everywhere. And of course, I can't say anything about anything...and the kids can't go anywhere. We really need to get out more... And right after I finish standing next to this idiotic white woman who thinks she is better than me, I'm going shopping. I can't believe they made me wear this ridiculous dress.
 
Carla: Are yu planning on coming to the dinner toonight? Oh my god...what if they say no? My husband will be furious. He will spend all night on the phone with Bush. I can't believe he made me wear this horrible dress.
 
Michelle: Hell no...the last thing I want to do in France is hang out with your boring white $%&#$.... Well, Obama and I have a date you know...This is our first time in Paris. Are you kidding? We have a big party planned back at the hotel. Should be over five hundred people. Oprah is going to love my new dress.
 
Carla: Well, you must admit...the boys look pretty silly together, don't they? I can't believe that President Obama insulted my husband by asking me what it was like to be married to a grandfather...it was as if he was making a pass at me right in front of him! And making it out that he was old...God...no manners at all...so disgraceful.
 
Michelle: Yuuueeep.
 
Carla: Well, wee are so glad to hav yu here. She thinks I don't know what an arrogant woman she is. Wait till I tell the world in my book what she said about how she hates being first lady. She will regret snubbing us. Thank GOD I only have to do this once a year! I'm so glad I don't have to spend the night entertaining them...they act...like dogs.
 
Michelle: They do not pay me enough to do this crap.  I'm going back to the hotel. Screw the traffic.
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