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Barack: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Nobody Knows: In his great "I've ended the war, but  will continue it under the new name of diplomacy and democracy building" speech tonight, President Barack Hussein Obama, sitting at the very same desk at which his predecessor, President George W. Bush announced the beginning of the war... gave credit to the American soldiers, and praised George W. for his great efforts and compassion to the troops.
 
And why did he do something that was against all the cells in his DNA? Why did the speech he gave sound almost identical to the speech that George W. Bush would have given?
 
I can think of two reasons...
 
1. 9/12...600,000 white people coming to D.C. on Glenn Beck's beck and call.
 
2. George W. Bush came to the White House and gave him the speech.
 
The only difference in the two men tonight, were the photos behind them....Bush had a picture of Laura and the twins. Obama..had Michelle, his girls, and him standing at some man's bedside (father?) and---
 
The most mysterious one...you tell me...is that him and his mother as Muslims? Or Nancy Pelosi going to church with her granddaughter?
 
He basically said, "Mission Accomplished," but because he can't fly a plane...he had to say...
 
"I realize that a lot of white folks are mad at me...and the blacks are losing jobs too...I'm losing my base. Iran is about to attack...I guess I'd better get off my jive act and at least LOOK like a President. Let's see. I'll fold my hands...I'll say God Bless America...I'll....bore Bill O'Reilly, that should do it. Now, hey, Vernon...how about some golf tomorrow? No, No...I'll fly up there."
 
I would have much preferred to see his birth certificate plastered on his forehead, instead of watching a man reading a speech to further the global agenda, which none of us has a clue to.
 
But, in the real fantasy world of Washington politics...it was a definintely a surreal adventure.
 
Now...somebody tell me when he moves that desk.
(Nobody Makes this stuff up.)
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Nobody's Perfect: Paris VS Progris..."That's NOT Mine!"

Nobody's Perfect:

Boy!
..I'm going to need help this week.I can't decide which one of these two drug addicts should win the Nobody's Perfect prize for the last week of August.
 
It's going to be hard...
 
The first story you know...Paris "Want to be my best friend?" Hilton got busted last week in Las Vegas because her boyfriend's car had so much smoke coming out the windows, the police pulled them over because they thought the car was on fire.
 
Paris of course said, "That's not MY marijuana, that's my boyfriend's." and then she made that cute little sexy smile and said, "I have to go potty!" So they drove her to the Winn Hotel (It pays to be a Hilton.) and then some wise officer checked her purse which contained cocaine in it, but of course, that purse was not HERS...said Paris, but her girlfriends. But, "Oh excuse me officer, that IS my makeup and that wad of cash is mine too...but the purse is NOT MINE!"
 
As Obama loves to say: Let me be very clear. Rich women do NOT borrow purses. They are as much a part of their status as a diamond ring, and some of those purses actually cost more then gold. If you wanted to use your girlfriend's purse you'd have to pull it out of her dead cold hands.
 
And---As you can see by Paris's mug shot, she had no trouble finding that makeup of hers in that strange bag that wasn't hers...and apply some for her "shot." She...looks...fabulous.
 
The second story you may NOT know, because Elizabeth Athenia Progris is not a big somebody like Paris, she is by her own words, a dancer/housewife--- a nobody. And I should think by the looks of her hair, she has been dancing just a little too hard around the microwave.
 
Elizabeth was busted in Stuart, Florida, probably for having a bad hair day. She took a shower (I do NOT know why, she looks clean to me) but as she stepped out of the shower (after obviously stepping on a hair dryer)  a bag of Xanax dropped from her "genitals."
 
(Are you thinking like me...Is that the only thing that dropped out?")
 
 And for two tablets of Xanax she will do fifty years, while Paris, who was reeking of grass and cocaine enough to float a small flotilla, will do two days of community service.
 
This proves that between the two woman, Elizabeth may not be famous, but if Paris had been as smart, she would have hidden the cocaine in her "genitals" too, and saved herself a lot of trouble. She could have hidden that cocaine in the bathroom at the Winn, and even if the bag of cocaine had dropped out by mistake, she could have claimed the cocaine was not hers...her boyfriend must have put it there!
 
A statement that would have been believed by all. He would have served fifty years with Lizzy.
 
So, I suggest... Paris...needs to do more housework. And Elizabeth...maybe you should switch to cocaine, I have a feeling Lady GaGa would get some competition.  
 
 
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Nobody Thinks about Bill Clinton and Katrina

Nobody's Opinion:
 
Bill Clinton--- I couldn't get him off my mind today while I was watching the reruns of the Katrina anniversary. (Has it really been 5 years?) Many cable stations were using footage of the event as a set-up to another Obama speech, and I kept remembering reading Bill Clinton talk about the dear, sweet town of New Orleans, and how much he loved it. It was his favorite town, he said. He talked a lot about New Orleans in his book...My Life. This was BEFORE Katrina.
 
I thought it strange, because, I don't remember him actually ever talking about the town ever...what a coincidence. Oh...he just loved those old people down there.
 
But let's face it. There are so many things that Bill Clinton didn't talk about. For instance: Did you know that Bill Clinton helped China buy something that was key to our national defense, besides the Boeing gifts of treason?
 
It seems in 1982 a group of scientists found a way to combine iron and boron with a rare element called neodymium, to make very powerful and lightweight magnets. They were used in computer hard drives, automobile starter motors and the guidance systems of smart bombs. GM started making them, and they made 80 percent of all the smart bombs here in the United States.
 
GM was trying to win permission to become a player in Chinese Market of trucks, so they struck a deal. Clinton approve this sale (Magnequench) and the Chinese were suppose to keep magnet production and technology in the United States.
 
Oops.
 
They shut down the place and took everything to China. (Okay...tell me who let them out of the country?) The U.S. became dependent on China for the magnets, including the ones used in smart bombs. Remember Bush's Awe and Shock smart bomb Baghdad show?
 
No wonder they bragged so much about the "precision."
 
The Chinese used this technology in 2007 by shooting down one of their own satellites. (show offs) This gives China a huge advantage in a war. Our only neodymium mine shut down in....1996. China holds 80% of it.
 
Gee...thanks Bill.
 
Let's not forget he did the same thing with North Korea. He helped them build nuclear reactors and gave them the plutonium they needed to make nukes. They promised Bill they would not use them to make nuclear weapons, but Bill said...they lied.
 
Now, not to get away from this lovely President, but Obama has stood by and watched Iran nuke up, while disarming our own country.
 
Does anybody here besides me wonder just WHY our leaders would do such suicidal things?
 
So, in the mist of Glenn Beck's wonderful get together in Washington D.C., is it going to make any difference in the future if we all go back to being good, honest, and God fearing people?
 
From the looks of the crowd, it's not the people who have gone astray. And yes--- we can pray.
 
But...is China, or for that matter, Iran, going to care about our state of being? Does GM?
 
Bill Clinton once said this:

"Asian societies have low crime rates (gee, is the fact that they will be SHOT a deterent, ya think?) and high economic growth rates because they have very coherent societies with strong units... where the unit is more important than the individual, whether it's the family unit or the work unit or the community unit. We have a radical Constitution, and so there's a lot of irresponsibility. And so a lot of people say there's too much personal freedom."
 
"When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it." B.C.
 
Ask any CEO....communism will give us a level playing field in the World's market. And it seem by their words, our leaders are trying their best to get us into that state.
 
Yeah, Bill Clinton, is now, so much more admired than Obama..oh, how soon we forget.

Free Lunch by David Cay Johnston/ WND; Clinton's fundamental distortion of freedom by Joseph Farah
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Hamas Men Get 7-year old brides!









Nobody Gets Email:
When I got this from my friend JR...I was more than astonished. Frankly, I really don't know how Iran can call America Satan when they do this kind of stuff, marry little girls. It makes "Jersey Girls" look tame. In fact, if this doesn't convince you that these people are really mental, I don't know what will.
 
Just imagine this is your little girl.
 
. I left in JR's comments because he is a regular Hugh Hefner in real life...and it's good to know that this shocks even him.
So... remember, this might be coming to America...Islam, as our President said: is a noble religion...Hope he's ready to give his two daughters over...
                                                    *****************************
 
Mass marriage in Gaza and the wonderful world of benevolent Islam. I don't know for a certain fact that the bazaar marriages pictured above are true, but since I've read and heard of this practice on different occasions in the past I assume that they are. I do know for a fact that the photos of Muslim zealots are the real sentiments of those zealots. Personally, it seems to me that the point American Muslims make, that all the trouble is due only to a radical splinter group, is not the point. The point is that there is a group and it is big enough to kill (only) thousands so far... As always, in closing an email regarding Islam, I have to say 'these people scare the living hell out of me'! -                                                                                                                                             JR
 
                                           Mass Muslim Marriage in Gaza
 
 
Poor kids - what a terrible fate to be born as a girl in a Muslim country Muhammad married a six-year-old bride. But Islam has evolved in 1500 years. In Hamas land, in 2009, the brides are almost seven.
 
Mass Muslim Marriage in Gaza
 450 Grooms Wed GIRLS Under Ten In Gaza By Paul L. Williams, Ph.D. Thelastcrusade.org
 
A gala event has occurred in Gaza . Hamas sponsored a mass wedding for four hundred and fifty couples. Most of the grooms were in their mid to late twenties; most of brides were under ten. Muslim dignitaries including Mahmud Zahar, a leader of Hamas, were on hand to congratulate the couples who took part in the carefully staged celebration. We are saying to the world and to America that you cannot deny us joy and happiness, Zahar told the grooms, all of whom were dressed in identical black suits and hailed from the nearby Jabalia refugee camp. Each groom received a gift of 500 dollars from Hamas. The pre-pubescent girls, dressed in white gowns and adorned with garish make-up, received bridal bouquets.
 
We are presenting this wedding as a gift to our people who stood firm in the face of the siege and the war, Local Hamas strongman Ibrahim Salaf said in a speech. The wedding photos tell the rest of the sordid tale.
 
The International Center for Research on Women now estimates that there are 51 million child brides now living on planet earth and almost all in Muslim countries. Twenty-nine percent of these child brides are regularly beaten and molested by their husbands in Egypt ; twenty six percent receive similar abuse in Jordan .
 
Every year, three million Muslim girls are subjected to genital mutilation, according to UNICEF. This practice has not been outlawed in many parts of America .
 
Vote in November to keep Muslims-Sharia Law out of Supreme Court and judges, the White House, and politics. People are unaware! Yes, it's happening in America !!!
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Life Embryonic

Nobody Flashes:
 
Is it me? Do you also see a pattern here?
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Nobody Knows: Is that a bullet in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Nobody Knows...that just last week our border guards captured some major artillery, which was coming into OUR country. Unlike what Homeland Security wants you to believe...that all the guns are going to the drug Lords, we now have proof that guns are coming into our country...big time.
 
Homeland wants you to think that our mean American gun manufacturers are making millions off of the drug cartels. Most of these weapons (which included grenade launchers) had Chinese and Afghanistan markings.
 
Did you see this great bust anywhere on the news?
 
Does Michael Moore secretly pant after Sarah Palin? (Wait...don't answer that--- that's an awful image--Michael drooling....)
 
Most people today are talking about how 72 poor immigrant people, who were just trying to make it to the promise land of America (for the jobs we don't do) were executed on a ranch right outside our border and probably with guns much like these. And by the looks of these pictures, you have to wonder where their platoon is?
 
So therefore, in order it seems to give these drug gunlords who are coming into our country (And who knows how many gunrunners are not caught, and how many have names like Muhammad Abdul?) :--Gun lords who are just dying to add other poor people to their machine gun rally-tally, a better advantage, Obama has taken a page out of Bill Clinton's "How to do illegal things" almanac.
 
I guess it's part of his "collective" plan.
 
Obama has decided that it is time to end our second amendment rights by...calling up the EPA and saying, "Well, I think it's time we just ban the bullets. They can keep their guns, but hey, where are they going to get lead to make them? "
 
Yes, go around the Constitution and just ban lead bullets. Because you know, lead and copper can hurt the environment. And if you can pass a Major Health Care death sentence for millions of people---what's a little matter like the Second Amendment?
 
Ban the lead, let the mercury flow....not good.
 
I'd would advise that everyone stock up while they can...but then again, if they outlaw bullets, then if you use those bullets, and you are caught, no doubt you will go to jail.
 
Ha! If some guy comes into my neighborhood with one of those nasty looking things...He might be surprised.You have no idea how many pennies Americans are saving in piggy banks, and lead is lying around everywhere.
 
Something tells me, banning bullets is not going to be enough.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe for the info!)
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Bloomberg:Midnight at the Oasis...









Nobody Wins
when our most powerful politicians make themselves Gods, Kings, and tyrants. Mayor KING Thug, of New York, billionaire extraordinaire Bloomberg, just held a big Ramadan dinner for over 100 Muslims, sucking up to them for mostley his own benefit, but at the taxpayers mansion...Gracie.
 
I guess the name Graceland was already taken.
 
Bloomberg is always on the Forbes Riches billionaires list, and get this: In just two short years (2007-2009) he went from 142 on the list to number 17, which is why no doubt, when his term was up as mayor, he just crowned himself King. 
 
Not a thing was done to him, because. New Yorkers, like the rest of us, have no say in the matter whatsoever.
 
Oh, and lets not forget: he is a Republican who supports amnesty, gay marriage, and banning salt and fat, and anyone who dares to cross the street and look crosseyed.
 
He only makes one dollar as Mayor, but the power that he wields is well worth it. He spent millions of his own money to get the job. Gee...sound familiar?
 
And while all these politicians are supporting the "right" of the Muslims to worship as they please...we must remember...Bloomberg has big business deals going down in Dubai and all throughout the middle East.
 
I don't know about you, but when any man or woman says that Islam is a good religion, I want to know if that means that they think every man should have four wives, and all women should be made slaves...and be covered from head to toe, with no right to work.
 
Pretty soon, Bloomberg will be santioning large Muslim Weddings...and if I were gay, I'd insist that large gay weddings happen right in the same room...
 
Will Bloomberg stay Mayor till he dies? Probably, unless he decides to be President. Don't rule it out.
 
We might as well ask the octopus for all that it matters. .  
 
 
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Nobody Flashes: Hey..YO! Sly Does it Again

Nobody Flashes: "Rocky" has done it again.
 
He made another great action film, where the good guys (American Soldiers) go in to South America and get the evil bad guys and take them out, in his new hit...The Expendables. Sly has proven, I would say, that he is truly an American National Treasure. I don't know what he's taking these days...but I want some.
 
When we got to Rocky 34, I thought...no way can he top it that story...and each time...he did.
 
Then the Rambo's movies...again...each time...he did.
 
Do not doubt the power of the man and his talent. I will never make that mistake again.
 
And now, in this time of "America is worse than the Taliban" ...it's good to see Stallone making a movie which shows how men SHOULD be. You can tell I like the pictures...sorry, I'm just so impressed at how HARD they worked to get those bodies!
 
(Sure. Right Joyanna.)
 
I can't tell you how tired I am of "girl flicks" and "America is a big bully" flicks ... aren't you?
 
Anyway, if you doubt that there are real bad guys in this world, and we don't need REAL men, and movies reminding us about REAL men...then remember, that just a few weeks ago a band of evil men went into Rwanda and raped about 300 women, oh...and their children, which included a nine-month old baby boy.
 
And yet, (in the words of Dave Barry) the United Nations does...nothing.
 
So...if you want a lift from the nightmare we see everyday...go get inspired...and you will, like me, be looking forward to Expendable 45.
 
Something tells me these two guys are going to be looking good even in their coffins.
 
The closest I would ever get to coping a "feel" of one of those muscles is to wait for their funerals and go dressed as their "grandmother on the father's side" and while no one is looking, grab a bicep.
 
Hey, I'm realistic...now...GO SEE THE MOVIE! Do NOT waste you're money on the other lame movies...go see an great action film...You'll thank me!
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Nobody's Perfect: Iowa makes another BIG mistake...

Nobody's Perfect: The cops can't figure it out. How did Salmonella get into 550 million eggs coming out of Iowa? Was it rats? Al-Qaida? A vast government conspiracy trying to get rid of a few of us?
And why, did this nobody, after reading a book on how you should buy "healthier" eggs, (paying more of course) then went ahead and bought her first upper-class organic carton of eggs, and came home and boiled four of them.
 
All I can say is: Thank god I didn't fry them. And thank god I only ate one. One thing is noted: While the chickens are not to blame...maybe someone should check the "healthier chicken feed." I'm going back to the old "crappy" cheap eggs...in about...oh...four years.
 
Iowa made a big mistake with Obama....that's two strikes. One more and we will make them eat their own eggs...raw.
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Ann Coulter...Faking Her Way to Divaness

Nobody's Opinoin: What do Lady Gaga, Arianna Huffington, and Ann Coulter have in common besides wonderfully full and pretty hair? They are all DIVA's and you can't take any of them seriously.
 
Ann Coulter took that screaming angry conservative siren image ...the image that all the liberals have been claiming she actually is, to a whole new level this past last week. She attacked Joseph Farrah, the good editor of WorldNet Daily with such adolescent verbosity you would have thought she was Paris Hilton complaining about the dirty door mats inside her limo.
 
And why? Is there a DIVA virus going around?
 
Mr. Farrah has given MS Coulter a very high and wonderful throne in which to express her opinions, which are mostly about Washington politics. I know, that's where I discovered her.
 
The argument seems to be a "personal" one, in which she says, he says, who says, and it really doesn't matter at this point who's trust was betrayed, but what does matter, is the classless way in which Ann is handling the matter.
 
She went to the old liberal playbook of calling names. She called Mr. Farrah, a "Swine. Publicity Wh---re." and my personal favorite: "Fake Christian."
 
I never knew there was such a thing. So--- does that mean there are fake Muslims, fake liberals, fake conservatives, and fake intellectual female conservative pundits? I guess when all you do is contemplate fake patriotic politicians for so long, it rubs off on your DIVA psyche, and you can't tell a fake Christian (Obama) from a real Christian (Farrah) even if Jesus came down from the cross and pointed him out to you.
 
Ann's outrage from being canceled from Farrah's upcoming conference, "Taking America Back Nationally" was almost orgasmic. Evidently she saw nothing wrong with the fact that she would be hosting a big GOP-Gay festival, and in her opinion, that it was a Christian thing to do, and that it should not affect any future monetary engagements.
 
Ann argues that she has and will talk just about anywhere, therefore, what's the beef? Just book another gig there, Ms. Coulter.
 
Pretty stupid way to make a point for a woman of Ann's intelligence, so..what's going on? Is she really...gay? Does she, like Richard Chaney, have gay members of her family? Does she believe that gays should marry? Then have the bag of tricks to say so.
 
Say, "Mr. Farrah, I believe in gay marriage, but because you do not, I can see we have a problem...thanks anyway for the invitation." Or say, "I am a proud member of the Republican Party, and this year we MUST embrace the gays, and I intend to tow the party line."
 
That's class. But, that's not...DIVA.
 
And why does she get so gaga over all the birthers? Seriously. I often wonder, if Ann is actually a constitutional Harvard lawyer. My God...is she faking it? I mean, here's a woman who spent almost a decade decimating the Clintons', and then, in the last election, she puts her vote behind the very villain she made millions off of...Hillary Clinton. Where's the logic in that? She just erased every single thing she had said up to that point. Hillary didn't change. If anything, she got worse...so, what's up with that Ann?
 
The American people are tired of flip-floppers. Mr. Farrah had a right to cancel her from the talk. He was trying to promote his agenda. It's his right. Ann, can say that she speaks everywhere, which pretty much makes her up for sale, and that's her right. But for her to attack him with such melodramatic Diva-ness, means we must look for the reason: I think Joseph might know the answer. He said it himself, on WND, in 1997:

"
There's not a dime's worth of difference between the two major parties today, and that's a tragedy for our nation."
 
Joseph, is an original American independent thinker. Ann...is a Republican, which means...she works for the boys in the global-market of selling politics.
 
It's a tragedy to the nation, when one of its most brilliant essayist makes a banana- head out of herself by attacking a good man with frivolous remarks. Joseph Farrah is more close to the real Americans in this country. He has always stood by the constitution, and still has the decency to give Ann a format.
 
So--can a publicity wh--re fake an orgasm? Can Lady Ga-Ga hang from the ceiling without losing her hat? Can Arianna Huffington stop being such a idiot? Can a die-hard Grateful Dead fan actually claim that she is a true conservative?
 
I'd say...and it's my Nobody's Opinion...she could be faking it.
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Throw Out the Vote..

Nobody Flashes: Some countries REALLY know how to pick their politicians! I say the rest of the world should take up this method. Every country could use whatever animal they like, and just...give it a go. It would save citizens everywhere billions of tax-payers dollars, and the whole world would be better off.
 
Let's start with Iran.
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Pippy Goes to Pakistan

Nobody Knows: Being the good American that I am, I have sent my trusty dog Pippy to help the poor Pakistan people who are drowning from the biggest flood of the century.
 
He should get there, any day now. I expect he will be VERY appreciated.
 
*Hey, I don't feel like writing tonight. Deal with it.
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What Does the Hard Rock Cafe and the Cordoba Mosque Have in Common?




Nobody Reports: Today, Muhammad Mula Moobu Bin Laden came out and tried to explain why the Muslims MUST be allowed to built the Mosque near ground zero..
 
Here we see him with his family getting ready to open the biggest airport in the world...in Dubai.
It's all about.."Who's got the biggest?"



Nobody
: Mr. Moobu, I hear you are much concerned with the American people trying to block the building of your Mosque Center next to the empty lot where the Twin Towers once stood. Tell me--- just what message are you trying to display with this building to Islam, and what message of good will come of this?
Moobu: ALLAH BE PRAISED....we built it to THANK the American people.
Nobody: Really, you're thanking them? Why?
Moobu: Before 9/11, we did not have much success in anything.. ..but after 9/11, Allah has delivered our people to wonderful gifts---one of them being a U.S. President who understands our cause, and we thank the American people for that.
Because of the effects of the aftermath of that attack, we Muslims have now built the tallest building in the world! That one blow in the name of Islam has weakened you to the point that you no longer can claim to have the biggest and most beautiful buildings! We have now built the biggest airport in the world! We have the most exotic cars! We are now the richest nation on earth. With that one unfortunate attack, we have become number one, in all things Allah desires for us! We now come back and buy your biggest buildings and companies!
 
The Mosque will show, how certain is Allah with dealing with Satan. You have not even so much as built a tiny little store on the site where once great buildings stood for all to see, and that is Allah's will, and we must celebrate his glory with the biggest Mosque in New York...for all to see! Praise be to Allah!.
 
We also will have the biggest guitar in the world..with the biggest Hard Rock Cafe, NOT in America, where rock and roll was born...but in Dubai! A guitar that is 118 feet tall. You will be able to see it in New York. You see, we do everything better than you. A handful of men, brought your great Satan down.. only a handful....and delivered us to riches. And yet, you spend billions in wars over here, and many, many lives...and get very, very...poor. Yet, you do not defeat Islam.
 
And now, in our Holy Mecca, we also will have our OWN time. We will no longer go by Western Time ever again. In fact, our time will be three hours before you. You must now do all business on OUR time. And to celebrate the rise of the Muslim nation over the West, we have built the biggest clock on the earth...bigger than your Big Ben...with lights, over Mecca...so that everyone will know when to bow to Allah.
 
Yes, we build the Mosque to celebrate, Allah's true faith and the return, of our great nation, because, as your President Bush has said: you are addicted to our oil! Allah has put the oil under our ground so as to conquer all the world. It's his wish.

Nobody
: One more question Mr. Moobu....You are complaining about being able to practice your religion in America, but SINCE our laws say America is free to practice all religions, and SINCE you will allowed to build your Mosque, and SINCE no other religion in our country bans anyone from entering their churches...in accordance with our laws...will Christians and Jews be allowed in your new Mosque?
Moobu: Nobody has asked that question yet, and ALLAH be praised, we don't have to let them in...because we have the right to refuse all Jews and Christians according to our religion...
 
So it is written, so it is done.
 
But, we do hope you will come to the opening! Obama will be there to welcome us to America! With great praised for the Muslim's Triumph over Satan, on 9/11.
 
Allah be praised! For that is a holy day in Islam.

(Nobody makes this stuff up...and hopes someone gets the REAL message...)
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Blogo, Clinton, Mezvinsky...Political Prushuns

Nobody Wins---Life is just not fair...
 
What's the secret to staying out of jail? How come some politicians can manage to commit crimes and come out smelling like a rose? What's their secret? Is it the hair?
 
Let's compare just three:
 
1. You didn't hear about it, but the "man" that Chelsea Clinton just got married to comes from a background of criminals. His dad, Edward "Ed" Mezvinsky, (That's him in the red circle.) was once a Democratic House Representative for Iowa. He was found guilty of 31 out of 60 very serious crimes of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud. He went away for 5 years, but is now out, and I'm sure, attended the wedding of his son to the famous Chelsea, and is no doubt good friends with the Clintons. After all, he signed on to the impeachment of Nixon, which means, since Hillary Clinton worked on that famous lawyer team of "impeachment" dogs, they are dear friends. Not to mention, he's also worked for that outstanding and upright group of "citizens of the world"...the United Nations, on civil rights. But life has been rotten to the guy...five years...the nerve of some judges.
 
2. And today, the notorious and lovable Blago (Rod Blagojevich, GOV of IL) was only found guilty of one charge out of 23 very serious crimes. All politicians bribe, sell senate seats, and have bad hair days.. they are so commonplace to the American people, we can't blame ANYONE for taking part in the game. His crimes were forgivable to the jury. He walked out a free man...and walked right up to the mike to...get this: complain. The jury said he lied to the FBI, and for THAT...he was complaining.
 
I think he should be the next Burger King...but that's me.
 
3. And last, but never the least...the master of them all...Bill Clinton. He was never taken to impeachment for selling our nuclear secrets to China, or Vince Foster's Death, or Ron Brown's...plane crash..(don't get me into the plane crashes ) or starting a war in Kosovo because he was trying to divert attention away from his 'sexual impeachment'...no...he got off with a prayer service at Jesse (I had an affair too) Jackson.
 
Yes, you can be a President and lie to a grand jury, and go on to control the world as a very rich man, but he squawked like a pig in the middle a walk through Mecca throughout the whole affair. Poor guy is still trying to get over it.
 
It's tough when all the politicians you know, get by with...literally, murder, and whoa to you if they call you out on them. Charlie Rangel, Maxine Waters...will all suffer in their multimillion dollar mansions in the Bahamas.
 
When all our politicians play the "get out of serious jail for free" card...and can also keep all their felonies and major crimes out of the news, and even, as in Blogo's (Roy, Blagojevich) case...glorified, Nobody ever Wins.
 
And we wonder why people who make bank robbers look like neighborhood bakers, keep running for office. Can you think of any other job in the world where you can commit major crimes and not be held accountable for it? In fact, you are rewarded for the excellent job you CAN do as a criminal?
 
Nope...to be able to threaten your daughter's potential boyfriends with drones...makes it all worth the effort.
 
Ask any of these guys why they commit the crimes they do, and they would all tell you...HEY...somebody has to do it! Might as well be me!
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Nobody's Perfect: Steven Slater

Nobody's Perfect:

"Take This Job and Shove it...I don't work for you no more..."
 
---said Steven Slater, former airline steward of Jet Blue, who had had his fill of people with huge bags, and crying babies, and cancer stricken mothers.
So, he...snapped. And like a true diva...did it in grand style by telling off the customers, grabbing a couple of beers, and sliding out of the plane, just like he did when he was just a kid, and life was gay, and fun, and people weren't asking for an extra pillow, and stuffing dead bodies under the seat.
 
At first, America cheered...finally someone did what we all were feeling.
 
And then, of course, we all had to admit, he should have just sucked it up and quit his job properly...outside the plane. It wasn't very mature of that guy...to blow a gasket...but still.
 
As of this moment in time, he remains...the hero of the, "Take this Job and Shove It" service industry crowd.
 
Congratulations Steve! You're not Perfect, but you are now, perfectly famous!
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