Posted by
Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, June 30, 2010 12:30:00 AM

Nobody Cares: What do these three items have in common?
You have to be RICH to buy them! And two of these items are going for the same amount...7 million dollars.
The first item, ladies and gentlemen, is a 1914 Rolls Royce Silver Ghost, which belonged to the last Tsar of Russia. For a cool 7 mil...it can be yours.
The second item on the list, is an x-ray of Marilyn Monroe's chest. Someone just paid $45,000 dollars for it.
The third, is a Chopard platinum engagement ring...which you can buy for your soul mate for $7 million dollars.
If Marilyn were alive, she would take the diamond...that is, if Elizabeth Taylor didn't get it first. And if Michael Jackson was still alive, he'd buy it for her. (Liz)
And as I was imagining which item I would pick if I had to choose, I thought to myself...why choose? That's not how the rich think!
I would take all three, thank you very much. I would sell the diamond, keep the car for a year, then sell it...(because I like the color purple) and I would put Marilyn's X-ray in a nice frame and hang it in my bathroom, and forever wonder just WHAT those things were at the bottom of the picture? Potato Spuds?
Then, when I got tired of it, I'd sell it on e-bay to the highest bidder, after I made a copy of course.
And that's why, I'm not rich.