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Nobody Gets Email: The MOTHER, Alice Walker

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night Once in a while, I get a real eye opener. You know, one of those...who knew?
It wasn't too long ago that this woman was just the cat's meow in all Hollywood..due to her friend Oprah Winfrey, who made her famous by promoting her books. She also got a big part in Alice Walker's movie, The Color Purple...(And I believe an Oscar) based on the book, which explains that underneath that sweet and caring demeanor...Oprah is just about as shrewd a lady as they come.
 
As we see from this very sweet Alice Walker smile, she fits right in with Oprah. On the outside, warm...sweet, kind, and genius. But, as we all know, underneath a "I come first in all things, and you'd better not mess with me..." mentality. When you read this, you will no longer think of this lady as any kind of a decent person, if what her child says is true. (And many thanks to the witty and infamous, amfortas for passing it along!)
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Crap Mum Of The Year – Alice Walker
Written by Porky on 10 May 2010
 
 
Iconoclast that I am, starting this year I will be using every Mothers Day (US time as most of my readers are American) to highlight a truly bad mother. The chosen GynoBeast will be someone who is psychologically, physically or sexually abusive towards her own children.
 
I know most moms are decent people, but then so are most dads but that doesn’t stop Obama and his ilk using Fathers’ Day to highlight the inadequate few, so here comes a dose of equality.
 
Alice Walker, feminist loon and writer of anti-male screed “The Color Purple”, is described by daughter Rebecca as a “rabid feminist” who from an early age made it clear that she saw motherhood as a form of enslavement. According to a piece written by Rebecca for The Daily Mail… “My mother’s feminist principles coloured every aspect of my life. As a little girl, I wasn’t even allowed to play with dolls or stuffed toys in case they brought out a maternal instinct. It was drummed into me that being a mother, raising children and running a home were a form of slavery. Having a career, traveling the world and being independent were what really mattered according to her.”
 
And it didn’t stop there. The elder Walker was never at her daughter’s school events, didn’t help with homework, and didn’t even help her buy her first bra, instead paying one of her friends to go shopping with the kid! When Rebecca was 13, mommy dearest had no problem with her child getting laid left, right and centre as it got the brat out of her hair, and at 16 Rebecca discovered a poem in which her mother described her as a calamity.
 
And to cap it all off, in 2004 Alice Walker wrote her pregnant daughter a letter in which she declared that she no longer wanted to be her mother and even signed said letter “Alice” rather than “Mom”!
 
If Rebecca’s account is true, this idol of feminists everywhere is clearly an abusive and neglectful mother, and a contemptible enough parent to be richly deserving of this dubious honor. There is however one good thing that can be said about this cowpat of a woman – she’s a bloody good example of why feminists shouldn’t be allowed to raise children.
 
 
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Barbie or IPAD?

Nobody Flashes:
 
I told you I was keeping an eye on the rich...
 
Here are two items off my luxury Google site. Both of these objects are the most expensive in their line. That is a solid gold IPad with 53 25.5 diamonds, and the Barbie is just her own plastic self, but she has a real diamond necklace on.
 
Which do you suppose is the most expensive?
 
If you guessed the IPad (As I would have done, because it at least does something.) you'd be wrong. It lists for $162,000. The Barbie on the other hand...is the most expensive ever made, and its yours for $550,000.
 
Who wants to bet that Demi Moore already has it in her multi-million dollar Barbie collection? (Is it any wonder that her and Bruce Willis got Divorced? Who looks more like Ken? Bruce or Ashton?)
 
But, I'm prejudiced, against poor Barbie. I was a Raggedy Ann fan, because she an had actual HEART on her chest that said..."I LOVE YOU." And you just KNEW she meant it!
 
Whenever you were lonely, you just pulled up the dress and there it was...SOMEBODY loved you. I still have my old Raggedy Ann Doll.
 
Barbie on the other hand, costs your mother a fortune in new clothes, which as a loving child, I could not even do that to my own mother, let alone try to put those goofy dresses on her. My old Barbie...I wonder what happened to her? She launched a whole generation of future shoppers...and gave China a future, feeding and housing millions.
 
What did Raggety Ann ever do? One simple dress?
 
Let's face it...Barbie was a .....itch. (cencore, sorry) I know, she was just a toy but really...shopping was NOT in my DNA. Barbie was about as exciting as floating duckies. Climb a tree, build a fort, go find a snake...or put stupid clothes on a doll? No contest.
 
I think my brother blew her up one day on the fourth with my blessings.
 
No, I wanted a Barbie with a heart...but what did I get? MALABU BARBIE!!!! (Just kidding) Runs in the Adams family.
 
Hey, it's Friday.
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Nobody Knows How Men Become Kings

Nobody Knows for sure, if Obama was even eligible by our Constitution to even run for President, and there is a resounding split among many conservatives about what to do about the matter.
Let's face it, Obama supporters could care less whether the subject is even worth pursuing. The Liberals quickly demonized the issue by calling all outraged citizens, "birthers" for being so ridiculous. Why of course he is eligible, and the question should not even be asked. They will even go so far as to say, anyone bringing up the issue is a racist.
 
Unfortunately, many well respected conservatives pundits have joined in the attacks on the basis that there are more important things to worry about now then how he even got on the ticket. They do have a point...BUT... if you are going to live by "a government of laws and not of men" then the matter must be addressed, not only on principle, but on making sure the matter never happens again.
 
The reason that law was put in, in the first place, was to keep foreigners from taking over our nation by using the highest office in the land. Therefore, it is by reason alone, one of our most important laws. And now, we have a man named Barack Obama in the Presidency and damning America at every turn.
 
All facts are pointing to the very real possibility that Obama truly was not born in America. His wife Michelle, has let it slip numerous times that he is from Kenya. He has a Connecticut Social Security number, which by many experts, is a fraud. Obama himself has spent a over a million dollars of his own money trying to keep all his public records secret. Nine people were just indicted for even looking at his student loans, and Hawaii just passed a law forbidding anyone to inquire about his birth certificate. So, if you add up all the well-researched circumstantial evidence, Obama is not legally President.
 
While our privacy, our medical records, our banking records, our credit card transactions, and our purchasing records will soon be public knowledge, why is it that we cannot demand the same of our elected officials? Shouldn't the people of America be shown all records of a President before he is elected? Shouldn't we know just about everything about him, at least relating to the office? If we say, "No, it matters not." then we are certainly a nation of idiots.
 
So, what can "we the People" do about it? Not much. According to our Constitution, a President can only be impeached for "high crimes and misdemeanors" and not many in the current elected Congress would say getting in power illegally is much of a high crime. And yet...when one President can fundamentally transform America from a Republic into a communists'/ fascist America, destroying it from within, and damaging it with so many tyrannical new laws, that we lose not only our country, but any hope of a future America, then it becomes the people's problem. What can we do short of taking up arms? Are we helpless?
 
Our founders never imagined a Congress so corrupt that it would fundamentally strip it's people of rights, liberty and happiness...they were at the time, depending on the Congress to be mostly honorable men. But we now see, there are few honorable men holding office. What good are checks and balances when the decks are stacked?
 
If we are truly witnessing a "crime ink" (Glenn Becks' phrase) cartel of mobsters and criminals, taking over our lives, and taking orders from a modern day black Al Capone..who then cleans up the scumbags? Where's our Elliot Ness?
 
Do we need some sort of Constitutional amendment stating that when a government is gone amuck, and refuses to stand by the rules and laws of the Constitution they are all sworn to abide by and protect (and it's proven that they are breaking the laws) then it's up the people to be able to call a vote...to immediate removal of that President... Impeachment is no longer a reliable tool, the people need a reasonable tool, we can no longer depend on the Congress to uphold the law, as we have seen time and again.
 
Al Capone was fianlly caught on tax evasion. I see no reason why we should not uphold the rule of law, and demand Obama at least make all his records public. The men who rule us, should not be kings.
 
I have no idea how this would be done, but good men should figure it out, and quickly.
 
Obama is not the first politician to ignore rule of law in our lifetimes. Bill Clinton should have been impeached on the high crime of selling our nuclear secrets to China, but no one even approached him.
 
And now we are ruled by a King who is using all his power, and his "boys" to come after us. Our elected officials have been bribed so much with power and money, we have almost become a carbon-copy of Russia. And if we start to remedy the problem somehow, all the King's horses and all the King's men...will cause some sort of "emergency" to take total control. We have let criminals rule us for so long, that all it is going to take is an attack from another country in order for the Kings in power to rule forever.
 
If we forgive and dismiss so easily, such an important measure as the rule of law for the most important position in our land, then every other "law" really doesn't matter, because it means...once again, we are ruled by "men."
 
And those men do not have to abide to anyone.
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Nobody Cares About the Vegetarian Habits of Pamela Anderson

Nobody Cares:
Let's stay off of politics today...shall we?
 
Okay...it is me, or does Marc Quinn, the artist that sculpted this $520,000 twin statues of two Pamela Andersons in bronze...need to study her body just a WEE bit more? (And yes, it's for sale.)
 
I mean, I am not a big fan...I've never seen even one episode of Bay Watch, and I missed her on Dancing with the Stars. I would NOT be the least bit interested in her "stolen" tapes...nevertheless, you'd think as many pictures that there are of the woman on the Internet...(3,298,398,000,776,736) Marc could have done those Arnold thighs a bit less...masculine, and maybe he could have taken off at least ten pounds off her waist.
 
Surely the lovely woman has worked hard keeping her body on... drugs...I mean, a very strict diet, to at least deserve a good "double" image from a man who is trying to idolize her for the next generation.
 
But, I'm sure she doesn't care. Pamela Anderson in this next picture is doing her best to get more construction workers to eat more salads for lunch. I suggest putting this poster in the health care package, along with the mandate that all union members must have this poster put up in all union lunchrooms, with the words...Supersize it!
 
(The salad, idiot...get your mind out of the gutter.)
 
Another suggestion: As they are trying to cut the budget of the Pentagon...how about sending over Pamela to invade and distract the Taliban with one of her many titillating posters? It would drive the Taliban so crazy, they would all shoot at her and give up their positions. They would all come running out of the mountains...screaming...AHHHHHH!
 
Save us money...big time.
 
But what do I know? Most days, it's hard for me to even get NEAR to feeling pretty, unless I put on my pink tutu. (Okay, that's me...go ahead and compare.In fact...send donations.)
 
Hey, a nobody has to think about something to get her mind off of politics. I saw those statues and thought..."What is WRONG with this ugly thing?" (Not the dog ninny...the statue.)
 
And I think I'm right...don't you? Tell me, men, would you buy the statue, or the poster?
 
Enquiring nobody minds... want to know.
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Nobody's Perfect: Parker VS McCain

Nobody's Perfect: Parker Vs McCain
Here we have two very famous "Americans" who, it seems, have JUST discovered this week that they are finally actually proud to be called...AMERICANS:
Sarah Jessica Parker and John McCain
 
(Pause for applause)
 
 I watched Sarah this week on the television series, Who do you think you are? For those of you not familiar with this...they are taking very famous celebrities and hooking them up with professional genealogists. Sarah searchers for her ancestors, and when she finds that she is a direct descendant of one of the Salem Witches she gets so excited that she announces to the whole world the astounding revelation that... "I am...an American! WOW. (pauses) I never felt like I was an American (I guess being born in Ohio was not enough of a clue)...but wow(pause)...wow....(pause)...wow...I am an American!"
 
Personally, I wish our President would discover this same amazing enlightenment, but in the meantime...we're all so happy for Sarah...finding out she was actually...something else besides a walking ad for Prada.
 
And then we have John McCain, who is so confused about America, he just can't believe it's not merged with Mexico yet---which means his mother is still alive and talking to him. He is running for re-election in Arizona, and it seems he forgot not only which party he is in, but what day it is...as we can tell from this conversation, which was caught by accident on Obama's hated blackberry...(source unknown)

Sarah
: Hi John! Oooooo... I hear you're running for re-election in Arizona...how cool!

John:
Yes Sarah, it's been a pretty tough run. Actually, I really want to win this one.

Sarah:
Well then John...you should just get rid of that Palin...you know, she is a bit much. I just HATE her voice, and she is just sooo annoying...you know, she really doesn't kill moose like she says...and her taste in shoes are the worst! For God's sake, who dresses that woman?

John
: Yeah, but hey...(he-he) she's not as cute as you...Why don't you come down and help me on the campaign trail? I could use some real sex appeal you know. You could wear that cute little hat that I saw you in...By the way, where did you get that?
 
Sarah: Oh...I got it in Paris! I just LOVE Paris! There is LOTS of sex in Paris! In fact, that's all they do there is eat and have sex...that's why I've never felt American you know..I just love sex and hats, and being adored everywhere I go... in America they sometimes make fun of me, but NEVER in Paris....but hey...did you hear? I'm a descendant of one of the Salem Witches...how cool is that?...I really AM an American!

John
: Well, you were born here right?

Sarah:....
pause...I think so.

John:
Then you are an American. Just think of all those poor Latino kids who were born here...being torn from their mothers all over our fine country...mothers who came here looking for help...We need to get them homes Sarah... and food, and amnesty, and voter registration cards...Please, it sure would be spiffy if you would help me out here Sarah. And if you bring all those other sexy girls from your movie...I'll set you up at the spa down the street from my house...it's really got a nice hot tub...and...Sarah...I need help. The polls aren't looking too good.

Sarah
: Well... John you can't help it if the majority of the American people are just stupid and raciest...that's not YOUR fault. All that you did for your country...they should respect you...you're a hero. HEY...you're an AMERICAN hero just like my ancestor witch lady! She was tortured too!

John:
Well thanks Jessica.

Sarah
: Hey John...you're not really going to built a fence are you?

John;
No, I'm not going to built no dang fence Sarah, that's un-American. But...you know, I've just got to get reelected, so I have to pretend I'm going to do it...
 
 Sarah: Pretend? Oh...is it like faking an orgasm?

John:
(He,He)...Well, I never thought of it that way, but since you mentioned it...

Sarah
:(Breaks in before John can finish) ... Okay, I'll do it...call my agent tomorrow..I want to tell everyone how proud I am to be an American, and it will help my new movie coming out...where I go to Abuu Dubeee, and have wild sex without getting arrested! You would just LOVE my movie John..can I wear my hat?

John:
You'd better! (That way I'll be sure and recognize her...I'm getting too old for this stuff...turns to aid..."What does this girl do again?")
 
Sarah: Okay..talk to you on Saturday.

John:
Yeah, I'll call you tomorrow, and don't forget your orgasm...I mean broom... I mean...hat.

Sarah
: No silly, call me on Saturday! Today is Wednesday...it's the day I get my Botox! Wait, John...were you the guy that did that Viagra commercial?

John;
Oh...does that stuff work?
 
It was here Obama lost the connection because he got an important call from his stock broker. ....Sorry.
 
This week it's another toss-up: Two Americans, who should be Americans--- who can't decide whether being an American is really cool at the moment...but in the meantime, they will both fake it. Nobody's Perfect.

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up and Has a lot of Fun doing it!)
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Nobody Is Calling the FBI

This blog is very serious to me. I have something very suspicious going on in my neighborhood, and nobody cares. It may be nothing...but then, it could be serious. I need to know as a citizen that I have no need to fear what I see. So, this is NOT meant to be one of my humorous columns. There is an enemy, and he is here. 9/11 was proof of that. So, please, if you read this, and you can help me...contact me at the email below.
 
Nobody Opinion: Calling all cars!!...Calling all cars!! Here's a question for every law enforcement agency in the United States...and it's not a trick. It's a call, not only for help, but hopefully action. Which would the FBI consider more dangerous? If you saw a small Styrofoam box in the middle of Times Square, would you consider that small container more dangerous to the United States, than a group of hard-core Muslim men, gathering on weekends, in a house otherwise not occupied...and obviously used for meeting purposes alone?
 
These men are in MY neighborhood...working at night, putting up wires around the yard, and concrete blocks for god's sake, around the perimeter... with all lights blazing while they work. But, their curtains are ALWAYS drawn, and they have enough satellites to contact Venus, let alone Pakistan. Would you NOT think that these men, in order to escape surveillance in a Mosque, instead buy a house in the middle of America, where no one questions why no one lives in the house for weeks at a time, due to the fact that the local police department and it's men are busy going to Russia to learn to train how to control riots?
 
They are also internationally accredited (the local police) which I guess means, they will be VERY polite to you if you want to set up house, and gather to celebrate after every successful jihadist attack, in their very American and peaceful neighborhood., and plan the next attack, because..hey, until the next attack occurs, there is nothing they can do about it. Would you think a bunch of men keeping clothes and chairs and tables in their garage just a bit strange? I mean, this is in the middle of Leave it to Beaver land. (No women are ever seen there, but there is a really nice kid's jungle gym in the backyard, just to look good and fit in with their American neighbors.)
 
Something tells me, these guys are up to no good. They gather in sometimes, ten to fifteen men, AND lately it is always right AFTER a successful terrorists attack. What...is this poker night for Allah?
 
If you think, like me, that these men could be planning the next great terrorist attack on the United States...then you would NOT be in line with MY local authority. When I noticed a man hooking up a wire and a shoebox like gimmick in his back yard late on a Saturday night, I went right home and called my local FBI.

AGENT:
"Hello, FBI."

ME
: "Yes sir...there is a house in my neighborhood, and it's empty most of the time, but lately, it's filling up with meetings of Muslims, and they are all tough-looking men. They have been in the neighborhood for quite some time, but tonight, they were outside hooking up some kind of wire at the foot of their backyard fence. Which doesn't bother me EXCEPT it's DARK OUTSIDE and it's almost 10 pm, and why do stuff in the dark? The guy didn't even have a flashlight."

AGENT
: "Well, do you wish to remain anonymous?"

ME
: "No..you can take my name."Like you don't already have it, ninny.
 
AGENT: "Do you know what mosque they go to?"

ME
: "How should I know? They look at me like I'm dog meat., and the five years I've ever been near any of them, they refused to talk to me. In fact, they look as if they would like to dismember me, after they kill my dog and rip it's head off. I've been ever so nice to them, but they do not talk to me. EVER. "

AGENT: "
All I can do is take this down. That's all I can do. Do you ever see the police around the place?

ME: "No, never." Take it down? Take it down? What is this? Get men over there to spy or something.. why do you think I called you?
 
AGENT: "Well, call them."

ME: "Can you get me the number? Because they unusually don't answer their phone."
 
And yes, I called them, and yes, just like I told the agent, who could have cared less...I got a recording, and you cannot get a hold of MY local police on a Saturday night. It's the new Obama orders, I guess.Today I told a man at the local supermarket and he said it's even worse where he lives...it takes them four days to come out.
 
Anyway, the next night on my "dog" walk, things were even more alarming. There were about five VERY expensive cars parked in the driveway, which in total were worth much more than the house.. and the smell of smoke and.. explosives was all around. Something tells me, they were not making meth.
 
So...I called my police... again. I did get the Chief of Police answering machine. I left him a message. Did he call me back?
 
Do skunks have a lovely smell? ---Nope.
 
So, NSA...FBI...HOMELAND Security...if you are monitoring this...(bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb...Did that get your attention?) you'd better get someone to contact me, because I plan to go all over the neighborhood and talk about it to all the neighbors, and you, of course don't want that. Americans jumping to conclusions? And a dippy blond at that. Heaven forbid!
 
But if you are not going to protect us..little nobodies here in Middle America... I need to know. We need to get ready.
 
Gee...Obama and Hillary, and all their minions have been talking all week about the "dangers" of the Taliban wanting to harm us...
 
So when my local FBI, and my local police department couldn't even have the decency to check it out, because...this is not something I do every day.... I'd say...It's a very sad day. To me it just seemed like they had strict orders not to "offend" anyone.
 
They can clear out all of Times Square because of a "little container" but...the middle of America? Not worth the effort it seems.
 
We are...expendable.
 
But really, why attack here? Not a lot of money here, but a great place to hide. If I were a guessing person, I'd say...Chicago.
 
Are you ready Chicago? (I'm figuring a target would be Chicago because Oprah moved.) Hey...nobody knows, but it's a guess.
 
(If by chance there IS someone who happens to read this, and knows someone who can help...please contact me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com. )
 
And thanks for listening.
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Nobody Flashes on Mother's Day

Nobody Flashes: Oh..sorry...I forgot...it was Mother's DAY!
 
Why did I forget?
 
Are you kidding? I was busy eating pineapple and Canadian pizza with my son. And then I watched him play Mario Brothers for over two hours, on his Wii system...and IT STILL HAS THE SAME DORKY MUSIC THAT IT DID TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO!!!

Now, tell me mothers don't get enough credit. Whoever wrote that song should do ten years in Gitmo!
(Just kidding...well...on the other hand...)
 
Okay, so I bought him his first one. I only watched him play that game for a good eight years of my life...total hours...4,900,333,000,200...(Dave Barry Time) but that is still less time that it will take to pay off our deficit.
 
But it was worth it all to get flowers and a card, and to see what a fine young man my son has become. And did I tell you? I have the most wonderful son in the world.
 
Well...don't you? (My son is better!)
 
What? Most mothers do that you know...believe their kids are better than anyone else's. It's a most obnoxious trait that is NOT our faults. I call it the Mother/God defect...it's in our DNA mother load.
 
What else is life about but love and survival?
 
This mother's day I took a new approach. I let myself celebrate the miracle of life, and the fact that despite my many blunders and long lists of imperfections as a parent...my son turned out better than my wildest dreams.
 
God did a mighty fine job, I had nothing to do with it...all I did was wrap my feathers around him forever...and isn't this just the cutest picture?
 
I'll get back to my usual grumpy self tomorrow. But today, I hope all the mothers had a memorable one, and remember...it's our most important job.
 
Sorry moms...I was late in wishing you well, but if you're a mom...you will forgive me, because that's what moms do best.
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Nobody Gets EMAIL: In the Lap of Baby Jesus

Nobody Gets EMAIL on Saturday Night. I just got this one yesterday. It's simple. It's to the point, and it expresses exactly what I've been feeling like this week. Sometimes, when the world gets so crazy...you just want to curl up into Jesus' lap.
If we only had the sense of our sweet pups....

Here is a heartwarming photo from the news in Sana Catarina, Brazil.
 
A Nativity Scene was erected in a church yard. During the night the folks came across this scene. An abandoned dog was looking for a comfortable, protected place to sleep. He chose baby Jesus as his comfort. No one had the heart to send him away, so he was there all night.
 
Thanks to Pat.
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Nobody Reports: Saving the World, One Gas Mask at a Time

Nobody Reports: While the world stock market plunged into unknowable debts today, 'President' Obama's highly trained staff of experts, were found gathered...and working hard in the President's cabinet Office of Defense...to discuss what to do if the riots of Greece come to the United States.
 
And as we see here, Beyonce, has really come up with something special. Like a true American, she is bound to protect her country...with this: The Beyonce Breather...a really cool looking gas mask, which is covered in diamonds, just in case you might need something to trade if things get too bad.
 
Production has started, and The Beyonce Breather will be sold in retail stores in time for Mother's Day, for the low price of just one million dollars a piece. All Congressmen, will of course be sent one, as needed..because in case of complete collapse...they might not make it to the bunkers!
 
Beyonce...working hard to save our Nation, by saving the important people first!

The Beyonce Breather
...guaranteed to last for a lifetime! A mask you cannot do without!
 
(Also comes in emeralds or rubies for the ladies and rugged titanium, or gold for the men.)
 
And for a few dollars more...you can design your own!

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up.)
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Nobody Flashes Greece

Nobody Flashes: Everyone woke up this morning glued to FOX Business (Cavuto gave the best coverage) and watched the Greek riots. The praise was for the cops, and what a great job they were doing controlling the crowds.
 Sure they did a good job. They were probably happy just to have a job.
 
The "elites" that caused the mess, were being also praised for NOW trying to fix the mess. Sound familiar?
 
Then the US stock market crashed, because everyone was watching the Greek nation, go down in history as the perfect example of what happens when country leaders...get greedy. And when the stock market drops, it's the people who don't even have enough money to even own stocks that end up paying the most somehow.
 
Funny how that works. Warren Buffet is even amazed at that fact...bless... his... heart.
 
No...it wasn't the leaders that are really being blamed for the state of the Greek union it was those dirty Greek "people" who want too much, we are being told. Why is it in the news reports that it is the "people" who always get blamed? (Unless of course, you happen to be an illegal alien, black, or Muslim jihads living in America.)
 
Don't get me wrong...union leaders had a big hand in the ruination of America, and now it seems...Greece. Nevertheless, most people just want to eat, and get as much money as they can out of life...and if joining a union gives them that..they will do it. That doesn't make them bad. As much as I can't stand some of my union neighbors and hate that they are set for life with pensions, and vacations...etc, I know they are only human. The system has been created to gather dues, to give power to political parties, etc. and their leaders become currupt..but..union members aren't thinking about that. Most of them are thinking about never having to worry ever again. And who of us can blame them?
 
So, when it goes down...they go into...shock, unlike the private sector who is used to having to fend for themselves. If the CEO's can make big bonuses, and the Kings, Queens, Congressmen, and Presidents can rape and pillage their people without ever being held accountable..why is it worse when people want what they were promised...even if it is unreasonable?
 
The whole world is taxed too much.
 
When a system of greed breaks down, Thomas Jefferson would say, it's a citizen's right to complain. And when the people's country is ruined...what? Who is to blame? The people?
 
The people, are just corks riding the waves mostly.
 
The main word today was how most of Greece is union, and now they won't be getting all their great pensions, vacations, etc...any longer. Is it any wonder they are mad? Those terrible people...how lazy they are, and how the rest of the world will have to "bail" out Greece..because...why again?
 
Why does any nation have to bail out any other nation? Do any people of any nation have any say in ANYTHING anymore?
 
Sure doesn't seem like it.
 
 Frankly, I thought the Greeks were in serious trouble when they overspent too much money on their last Olympics. While I was watching all those people flying around on wires...I remember they kept talking about how much it was all costing, and how they really couldn't afford it, but the cost was worth it.  
 
And according to many, it was globalization that caused this global meltdown. Globalization was sold to us as being a way to keep nations from going to war. We now realize that globalization was created to keep the power and the money of the world into the hands of an elite few. They all despise republics and love China's very simple dictatorship, because it's GREAT for the bottom line.
 
To them, it makes perfect sense---a few big global capitalistic companies working with one global communist government. That is their heavenly goal.
 
For instance---does Gordon Brown, really want one global currency, one world with no borders, and a socially engineered population of sheep and slaves? And speaking of Gordon Brown...it seems the people of England don't want open borders either, where will he go when out of office?
 
To Brussels with Tony? Just where IS this unelected global government headquarters?
 
History says the Greeks gave us democracy. And as our founders let us know...democracies always end up in riots. Why do you think all the leaders want to spread democracies? They have a goal to form one huge fubar.
 
And then the official story will say, this collapse of the Greek nation put the world back into the dark ages, where a new global government will emerge from the fire and we will all live happily ever after. That's what the "new" history books will say.
 
You don't really think they would blame this on Barney Frank, and Freddie and Fannie...do you?
 
No, but this nobody thinks it's a good start. She also thinks that a handfull of somebodies had these major collapes already planned out.  
 
And they are counting their gold.
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Iceland Saves the World

Nobody Knows: Have you heard the good news? Global warming will no longer be a problem. Why is that, you say?
 
One word: Iceland.
 
According to the best environmental experts, (wackos and otherwise) a really big volcano eruption can send enough sulfur dioxide into the stratosphere to blanket the globe--- causing the earth to cool. In fact, this has happened several times in history.
 
For instance, here's a quote from SuperFreakonomics:

"The anthropologist Stanley Ambrose has argued that a super volcanic explosion at Lake Tabo on Sumatra, roughly seventy thousand years ago, blocked the sun so badly that it triggered an ice age that nearly wiped out Homo sapiens."
 
This was of course...way before Moses decided talk to bushes, and thank goodness!
 
If this is true...after this baby exploded, we now should all pray for global warming to appear again in our lifetimes. Get in your car...quick, and make that trip to the Grand Canyon. Eat another burger. Fry more bacon. Turn on all your lights. Leave your TV and computer on all night. Turn up your hot tubs...we all have to fight, now, while we can.
 
You might well ask---Does a volcano that shuts down all of Europe for a month really count? Especially one with a name like Eyjafjallajokull? (Translation: Al Gore is a Ninny.)
 
Was that a big enough blast?
 
I think...just maybe! And frankly, after how much the globe suffered last winter with mountains upon everlasting mountains of snow everywhere...we could have done without it.
 
So...I suggest we make Al Gore send all his moonbat global carbon-credits to the good people of Iceland for saving the planet.
 
Okay...so the people had nothing to do with it. But hey...they just had one of the biggest volcano eruptions happen right over their heads. They need help! You can't say any greedy politicians caused their economic disaster...it was mother nature. Why does Haiti get everything? Where are Presidents Bush and Clinton? Are they too busy helping out those poor people in Tennessee?
They're not? Are you telling me Haiti is more important than those poor people of Iceland? I mean, that volcano just saved the planet! What did that earthquake do?
 
I think our politicians need to get their priorities straight.
 
The next time someone says the earth is warming...tell them, to go put some ice in whatever they are drinking, because...thanks to Iceland---The Earth has been saved.
 
Thank you Iceland...we owe you one. If I were you people... I'd move...just not to Greece.
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Nobody Cares About Armani and Diamond-Studded Guns

Nobody Cares: These two pictures have absolutely nothing to do with each other or with the current news being talked about..you know, the "almost" terrorist attack in Times Square? So that's exactly why I wanted to compare them.
 
The guns? Aren't they preeetty? Yes, if you want to know if your neighbor is a drug cartel, ask to see "his little friend." Thirty-one of these diamond-loaded babies were found in a raid in Mexico. They are so pretty, I wouldn't doubt if some New York fashion designer doesn't come up with a new creative line for the rich elite and their own protection----The Ralph Lauren 45: The Godfrey Beene 25,000: (after how many diamonds he can stick on the handle.)The Donald Trump Beretta: The Armani Armada 365...
 
And speaking of Armani...
 
Armani built a hotel in Dubai. Why do I find this a bit insulting?
 
Here is a man who made his billions off of dressing woman, and he now builds a hotel in a country where women are pretty much not allowed to wear ARMANI unless it's in their bathroom at home.
 
One step forward for Armani...one step backward for mankind.
 
Like I said...nothing to do with anything...and that's why Nobody's Cares.
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Nobody's Perfect: Homeland Security VS CIA

Nobody's Perfect:
 
There is a tie this week in my Nobody's Perfect up-to-date reporting on human bloopers---between the CIA, who was busy boasting about having killed a Taliban Leader named Hakimultah Mehsad, only to have him show up all over the Internet saying "You missed me! Nah na nah na nah na!"
AND...that lovable Homeland Security Lady named Janet Napolitano---who, when asked why it took ten days for her to get on the ball and help contain the oil gushing out of the largest oil spill in American history was said to have said...
 
"What explosion?"
 
Yes, it good to know that, while we watched millions of communists marching throughout our cities, declaring their demands and their communistic militant intentions on taking over our country on May Day..our CIA was not concerned. They were busy playing with drones and claiming direct hits...that were misses.. in the deserts of Pakistan...but never mind.
 
And then there was that, "Oops, Google did NOT see that car loaded with explosive in Time Square moment." Evidently, the CIA has a computer porn problem too.
 
It's reassuring to know that our future is in the hands of a woman who has no clue exactly what day it is....but will always say..."It's day one, no matter what day it is." And a CIA who could care less about a communist takeover, but is right up to par with letting employees play video-drone games.
 
So, between the CIA and our Homeland Security, I'd it's a hard choice.
 
Our President, on the other hand, redeemed himself this week with some great jokes.
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The Dog Days of Weathermen

Nobody's Opinion:
 
This is me...watching the weather report...and this also explains why I haven't been on the internet for the last few days. I have been glued to the weather-report, and watching all the weathermen, and lots of "experts" and meteorologists acting as if WWWIII has started and we all might as well please forget to grab the goldfish, and head for the closet, and lock ourselves away, until they come dig us out, because, a tornado---- can kill you.
And that's a convenient fact they use to scare us so badly, millions of people will stay glued to the TV set, for the rest of the month...even if there is no wind, rain, hail, or wind blowing outside their windows. It's the thought and the fear of destruction that gets us to hang onto their every pretty graphical word. And that's great for ratings. Conan might want to consider a job as a weatherman, on CNN.
 
Really...we've come to this. Being tortured with fear-mongering weathermen. I mean, what do these station managers tell these people? "I want you to go out there and really SCARE the living daylights out of these people!"
 
They have made us into a nation of weather- report watchers, and for the last two days, I must admit, I have been a real sucker for those very colorful graphs...where they always tell you,"You are under a tornado watch. There is rotation reported. Wait...let's go to John..."

Weather guy DAN: John, what are you seeing? (Shot of man standing outside in rain.)
 
 
News reporter John: (Looking very serious) Well, Dan-- we had some wind here, and if you look out over my shoulder...you can see the lighting." (See DOG.)
 
Weather guy DAN: "Well John, have you heard anything else?"
 
New Reporter John: No, but I can tell you that at the West County Mall, someone reported maybe a tree went down, but we have not confirmed that yet.
 
Weather guy DAN: Okay, John, keep us updated... now...I don't know if you can see this webcam shot..but that's our downtown shot where the game MIGHT be delayed ...we're not sure... CAMERA SHOT: Long camera shot of black sky...one star...and very small little tiny lights popping up. (See dog)
 
And then they take a million advertising break and some guy comes on and says that according to their map..
(See Dog looking at map.)
they can see rotation. They cleverly NEVER tell you if what they see rotating is a twister, or just a bunch of clouds swirling around, that would not be right. No, that might cause people to panic...(especially if there IS no tornado) but just the sound of the word 'rotation' makes you want to run...and find a flashlight...while you are thinking of all the tornado's in the movie Twister, Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz, and that dream you had when you were 21, where you dreamed that 13 twisters came at your house all at once, and you did not make it down the basement stairs in time.

Rotation
...(See Dog)
 
But using scary words is not enough...oh no, they have to play the "guess where your house is on our weather map?!" game. The way they do this is by telling you what "counties" are being attacked. Knowing what county you live in is very important...because it could mean life or death, when trying to figure out what the weatherman is trying to tell you. In fact, HE doesn't even know his counties---he's reading a teleprompter, so you're both in trouble..
 
Come on, when someone asks you where you are from...tell me one person who will say--- "Why, I'm from Lee County! Wonderful place."
 
Why don't they put all the cities on the map, and the main streets and tell you "A tornado was seen in the intersection of 70 and Border road...if you live there, it's coming you're. way?" No, that would be too easy. To put actual cities or main highways on their cute little computer weather maps, is simply unheard of.
 
What...you think these maps are for the people?
 
No...they are made by serious weather people who follow rotation along hundreds of square lines, just so you know how much money the station has spent on REAL data! But, while they are feeling so proud that they actually made it through meteorology school, a tornado could be heading right for you, and you won't be able to figure out their friggin map!

WIFE:"Honey, what county are WE in? They said there is a "rotation" in Brewer Country, heading north, but I don't see any streets on that map of theirs, and I can't see anything but red and yellow colors...and he keeps pointing at them, and says HE sees rotation ...but all I see is yellow. I CANNOT figure it out!"
 
Husband:"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" 

Wife: "Honey, don't you think maybe we should go downstairs?"

Husband: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
 
Yep, there I was, for a whole day...glued to the TV...and all the local stations, and ALL the weathermen were acting as if everyone in the whole United States was being attacked by big unknown blobs of red and yellow...GET INTO YOUR BASEMENT NOW!" They do this, in the name of public service they say. But really, I watched the cable warnings, the threats of soon-to-be-killer tornados, for over six hours the other day, and all I had to really do, is what I've always done in the past: Go outside, look for green...if it's night, smell the air...look at the clouds, and when it starts hailing, THEN head for the basement. Unless of course, you're asleep. Then you might here sirens. What are you going to do?

Twister
was a great movie, but tornadoes usually have some kind of weather warning...like BIG, FAT, HAIL, and screaming winds. If that's not going on outside, you might as well try to find a TV channel that's got something else playing.... like the recent oil spill, ...or immigration reform, ....or the celebrations of communists day all over the world...or Obama giving another patriotic "We the People ARE the Government!" speech, or bomb trying to go off in Times Square, or Judge Judy...wait...

(See DOG)
No wonder I was watching the weather channel.
 
Pathetic . Really, I mean, it's spring, for goodness sakes. Every spring, across the United States...starting around Oklahoma, we get lots of tornadoes. It happens. But, now...our weather schools are turning out clones of Al Gore...weathermen scaring the wrong people, too much of the time. They should be ashamed of themselves.
 
So, what's a poor dog to do? (See Dog.)
 
'Get a life'. (Hey, I heard that.)
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