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Nobody's Perfect; Obama..again.

Nobody's Perfect: I tried really hard to find someone who could just possibly make less mistakes than this man this week...but there simply was no contest. He's a walking blunder with a suit on.
 
The biggest mistake he made that everyone was talking about this Memorial Day, was his decision to not lay the wreath on the grave of the unknown soldier. This was such a BIG mistake on his part, because frankly, with his record of putting America down all over the world, and then making all the mistakes in Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan that he is making...he should have gone just for appearance sake.
 
But, he wanted to go to Chicago for whatever reasons, and all his fans were driving there to meet him...all two of them.
 
His attitude about the BP oil spill was simply unfathomable, and even more so when he had Pelosi come out and say "It's all George Bush's fault."
 
And then this week, he made Bill Clinton take the fall for the Sestak affair. (a fact that doesn't bother too many people, me included--- but still.)
 
Today I heard someone say that the West Wing's Walls is covered in pictures of Obama, which is a sure sign that...someone's doing drugs.
 
But tonight...the news is getting grim...Turkey and Israel...Paris, and Egypt...heating up...
 
Yes, the biggest mistake Obama is making at the moment is the way he is treating Netanyahu. Right now, with the newest development in the East...the whole world could explode...and Obama is letting it be known, he will NOT help the Jews.
He is either dangerously ignorant, or it is exactly what he wants...as George W. Bush would say: (and has)"What do you want to do...start World War III?"
 
VP Joe Biden gave the speech today at the tomb of the unknown soldier today, and even though I didn't hear it...I'm told it made many a patriot really angry. The administration's fake patriotism is coming just a little too late for most of us. Their words are cheaper than a ten-dollar South Side of Chicago, Forth of July happy-hour, blow through the park.
 
Maybe I should have picked Lindsey Lohan for this week. At least I could have compared her prison ankle bracelet with Martha Stewart's old ankle bracelet...I thought about it.
 
But...like I said: no comparison.
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Memorable Military Wisdom

Nobody's Opinion: This memorial day, the best thing we can do to honor all the men and women who have fought for America...and all those families who have lost their sons and daughters fighting America's enemies...is to fight like hell here at home to keep the America that we have always loved...alive, least they come home to find all that they thought they were fighting for...no longer exists.  We cannot let that happen. 
So, in no particular order...here are some wise things from some very wise soldiers..and a lot of wise pilots... to enjoy on your holiday off!

WISDOM - FROM THE MILITARY MANUAL
 
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
 
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"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
 
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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General MacArthur
 
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"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine corps Gunnery Sgt.
 
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"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
 
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"Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
 
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"Any ship can be a minesweeper.. Once."
 
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"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Marine Recruit
 
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"If you see a bomb technician running, keep up with him." - USAF Ammo Troop
 
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"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death , I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing."
 
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"You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3." - Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)
 
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"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."
 
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"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."
 
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"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."
 
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"Even with ammunition, the USAF is just another expensive flying club."
 
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"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... The pilot dies."
 
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"Never trade luck for skill."
 
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The three most common expressions (or famous last words), in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?" "Where are we?" And "Oh ---!"
 
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 "Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight."
 
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"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; We never left one up there!"
 
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"Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it."
 
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"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you." - Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
 
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"There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime." Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970
 
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"If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to."
 
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"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal." (I really like this one!)
 
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As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives; the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?" The pilot's reply: "I don't know, I just got here myself!" - Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)
 
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Nobody Gets Email: It's a Dog's Life

Nobody Gets Email: Okay, I have to make this short.
 
This picture reminds me of the day I had today. (I got it from Pat... thanks.)
There is ONE day a year, when I wish I had a gardener. Yes, ONE day a year, I take the front of my house, and weed, clean, rake, plant, mulch, sweep, and transform what is a pretty pathetic frontal house view, and make it into my own little Eden.
 
Well...we certainly must compete with the neighbors! The lady next store got two new big planters...can't let her get by with that. 
 
But today...was one of those "days." I had great plans. Go buy the potting soil, the plants, the hanging baskets, ...and clean the pond, put in the pumps, move the lights...mow the lawn, trim the bushes and the trees...etc....and of course, when I told my husband that he could finally remove the lamppost that he has wanted to get rid of for years...he got so excited he pulled it right out of the ground and grabbed a small hatchet to "cut' the gas line...
 
Well, you know ....why would anyone take the time to get wire cutters?
 
I'll tell you why...seven stitches, emergency room. Wife has to do all the work the rest of the day. But...thankfully, he can still move his thumb...just enough to play his video games.
 
So, I can live with that. What I can't live with is my dog.
 
She won't move. I get in bed, 4 Advil, and a heating pad, and she wants to come up and sleep on my pillow...(leave me alone, I usually let her curl up next to me for a while) BUT..
 
My back hurts so bad...I cannot move. She wants her spot...I can't move without extreme pain...And so I get up to get some water and....yes, she finds the best spot...right in my side of the bed, and looks at me...exactly like this dog..."Hey...you got up!"
 
And that is why...I could never run a country...but then again...it seems not many others can do the job either.
 
BUT...there is one thing I would NOT do. Try to cut a gas line with a hatchet. I also wouldn't use golf balls to plug up an oil gusher at the bottom of the ocean either.
 
There. I feel better.
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In the Heads of Presidents..

Nobody Reports:
 
 
"I'm sorry Bill, I know I owe you one for taking the fall for me on this mess with the Sestak thing...but...you just can't bring her into the House tonight...I mean, I'm having a party tonight for the basketball players...I've given them the house to party in while I'm in Chicago, and the Lincoln bedroom is booked. I've also invited some of the fellows from Dubai to stay over, and some of the Saudi's might think she's a tent. Why don't you take her to the opera? I'll get you the box. And I'll get you the big limo..."

(Nobody makes this stuff up...and by the way, that's Lady Gaga's imitation of a bowl of walking pasta with green Chinese noodles.)
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An Apple a Day...

Nobody Flashes: Update..Aaaaah, we are back to the good old days, when Bill Clinton's justice department went after Microsoft. Remember?
 
Now that Steve Jobs and his new Apple I-Pad has given him the edge over Microsoft, the Obama administration is coming after HIM!
 
In fact...any company that makes a big profit needs to redistribute. I'm sure before it's over Steve Jobs will have to donate so many of these babies all over the world to the tribes in Africa, the Taliban Muslims in Afghanistan, and frustrated teachers in New Jersey.
 
Well, of course he will. Any very successful company, that can get thousands of factories over in China to work 18-hour days, with ten minute naps, and pay just enough money to for the young slaves to survive.. AND with only a few suicides in the mix, (probably much less than our soldiers if you wanted to compare)...Steve will hardly miss a few million giveaways.
 
That's why he is making up for it with the latest model---A solid Platinum and diamond IPad, designed by Stuart Hughes. Steve got a bit jealous when his wife designed the gold Apple IPad, so he thought up this one. It has 173 "flawless" diamonds..and you can have it for $424,930.
 
Just don't decide you are going to take it flying. It might go in the machine, but there is no guarantee it will come out.
 
In fact, I suggest... glue it to your hand.
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Nobody Cares About Roses

Nobody Cares; How about something cheerful today? Let me share my favorite gift from my father...That's just one rose bush that's drapes on BOTH sides of the fence....
 
Okay...so it has so many roses on it, the fence will probably not hold them all much longer...not to mention, the tree is blocking the sun...but oh...when they do come, as they do every May...I can hardly wait, and I go out every morning and sit for a while just to enjoy them. It also houses many little chippies, in it's thorns. Clean under the bush, and you hear the mama's squawking.
 
I have never put any fertilizer on that bush and only trimmed it once in twenty years. (Yeah, you can tell huh?) I figure mother nature does just fine on it's own.
 
My father planted it .on my birthday...Bunker Hill day...as a present.
 
And oh...if you could only see them. (The roses)
 
We had a storm tonight. Many of the blooms will be gone tomorrow. They never last long...if I'm lucky...three weeks tops. And then, I wait another whole year...for my little touch of god.
 
Humans are funny, aren't they? Measuring time in roses?
 
Sure beats measuring time in politicians.
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BP: Advertising Its Own Disaster?

Nobody Knows: Okay, somebody explain this to me:
 
If you were the CEO of BP, and your company just suffered the biggest oil spill of this galaxy, and you were not only killing millions of species of wildlife and destroying whole ecosystems for the next decade, AND also putting thousands of life-long fishermen out of a job...(and that includes many people who are foreigners) would you put this video up on every cable channel on the globe? A first: LIVE feed of hundreds of gallons of oil spilling out and into every single living room on the planet, in order to put across in graphic detail--- just what you have done.
 
 I think not.
 
 So, why is one company actually sort of glorifying this horrible catastrophe? Who got that camera down there in such short noticed? Think about it...how many times a day have you seen this video feed? Are they trying to tell us...gas prices will go up? What's the message here? Something doesn't add up in Kansas.
 
We all know that the global government has NEVER wanted the western nations to develop oil. We have been MADE dependent on the Saudis' oil by our own politicians, for much too long... and just WHY is that?
 
Today, it was put out, well---hey, those government employees who were suppose to be watching the oil wells were watching porn again, and you know--- doing meth in order to enjoy the porn more. I'm starting to think that the porn stars should be paying higher taxes. (Oh, they don't pay taxes?)
 
And yes, it's been let out that the inspectors were basically just bribed to not pay attention to the safety inspection of our oil rigs.
 
You know, Sarah Ferguson could sure use a job.
 
You'd have to know a lot about the global financial cartels of oil to know what is really going on, but one thing is for sure...the Obama administration, is behind the curtains, and they are definitely not wanting to be disturbed about the whole issue. (see Obama cat ) They would rather sit back and watch the catastrophe and the whole gulf of Mexico complete destroyed, in order to be able to continue with their NEW WORLD ORDER of GE and Al Gore taking over with new Green products...and on and on...etc., etc.,...
 
After all, with the earth cooling, the global-warming climate-change in order to effect global change blueprint, didn't do so well.
 
It's been reported that Obama met with BP regulars right before this happened. He also got the biggest contributions from BP. And the White House has asked everyone to stop just stop asking questions, because ... Obama doesn't think it's his problem, it's BP.
 
'President' Obama's problems seem only to be what chef from what city to fly into the capital to feed him that night.
 
In the meantime the disinformation goes out. Someone is putting out rumors among the oil workers in Texas, that it was actually North Korea that attacked that rig.
 
Sometimes I think the spin machine employees are watching porn and doing meth.
 
This oil spill comes exactly at the perfect moment in time: The upcoming of cap and trade and the green carbon credits need to be implemented in order to go forward with the plans to put the whole world into one government. And it needs to happen before the next elections. Everyone knows that Obama wants this very badly.
 
BP says this might not be contained until the end of August. By then, even the people in Miami Beach will be complaining about the smelly beaches, the dead seagulls, and the poor dying turtles. Beachfront property values will sink to new lows. And who will come to buy all that property up? China? Russia? Cuba? Or the U.S. government porn-watching employees?
 
Nobody Knows...but it just might work.
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Nobody's Perfect: Sarah Fergusion

Nobody's Perfect:
 
(Picture shows famous Tennis player sending a "you go girl" salute to the famous Sarah...once of York, who now mows her own lawn. Very touching.)

 

Sarah Ferguson was last week's very stupid redhead of the week, but I must admit, I now have a new fondness for her. I admire her actually for two reasons: for showing the world how the rich and powerful rulers of the world REALLY work, and bringing the fine art of toe sucking back into style. Mr.D. Morris also was known for this fine art which is probably still a favorite art practiced in Brussels after dark. I bet Joe Biden is a favorite, but that's sheer speculation.
I must give a heads up to Rupert Murdoch, who supports investigating reporters for getting the very important undercover stories of how the people that are ruling us really do their business. Sarah asked for $720,000 dollars for the fine fee of her pimping out her x Prince Andrew. The guy in return would get all the inside information to business deals of the Prince and the crown. She walked out with $40,000 and now..well...gee..the prince knew nothing about this, and everyone knows she is short of money, because she has to keep up her mother's Polo ranch in Argentina.. Argentina...the home of George Bush's new ranch.
 
It was a reporter named Musher Mahmood who has captured the Sarah's most embarrassing moment, and I for one, hope he expands his vast talents to us. I hope he disguises himself as a Saudi Prince, and comes over to the United States and have a few visits with Obama. Or even Joe. Or Hillary. Or Bill. Or Michelle. Or...the list is endless.
 
As for Sarah? Don't worry. She will still be adored because she once, married a prince, and that's the fairytale of all little girls. Poor little rich girl. Deprived of royal money, she must make her own way, prostituting her old flame.
 
Life is hard. So, she mows her lawn and takes care of her babies. What's a single mother to do?
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West Point Distractions

  Nobody's Opinion:











"If we do not wish to fight, even though the battle lines are drawn, we can prevent the enemy from engaging us. All we need to do is to throw something odd and unaccountable in his way to distract him.
-- The Art of War, Sun Tzu


Last week, when "President Obama" was speaking at the graduations ceremony at West Point, this conversation was overheard from two cadets sitting in the second row:
 
 
CADET No. 32: You have GOT to be kidding me...look at that! Hey...wake up...Look...Obama is mouthing the words to The Star Spangled Banner!!! This has got to be a first! Go on...say it baby..."AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE...THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR..." Wait...hey did he say it? (Kicks Cadet No. 33 in leg.)

CADET No. 33
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HEY, stop it you nerd. No, you're dreaming, he isn't singing.

CADET No. 32
: NO, I swear...look, he even has his hand over his heart...

SILENCE:.....

CADET No. 32
: What is he saying? We have to follow the Constitution? Since when has he EVER done that? And did he just say...he believes in the Rule of Law? Who wrote this? Glenn Beck? Oh my god, he is talking about our founders. He HATES our founders...are you SURE that's Obama? Oh, I read about this in Sun Tzu...confuse your enemy...I think he's scared of us...yes...I don't blame him...he should be...

CADET No. 33:
Will you shut up.

CADET No. 32
--- Hey, I saw Cathy...did you see her? Sweeeettt...I'm going to..Hey...did he just say we have to go uplift all the countries from poverty? What? We are the "anchor of global security?" What does THAT mean? I don't care what he says...I'm not going to Haiti and hand out global condoms.

CADET No. 33
--- No, he talking about Muslims again. He wants us to go kill them, but only certain ones.

CADET No 32
--- Well, how do we tell them apart?

CADET No. 33
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You can't moron.

CADET No: 32----
What did he just say? We must help Africans feed themselves? The ones over here don't look like they need any more food...What are we suppose to do? Show them how to plant seeds? What are we...farmers now?

CADET No 33:
Steps on his toe...shhhhh.

CADET No. 32
:
What?

CADET No. 33:
Protect the world...go get killed, I am your Commander in Chief...I forgive you...

CADET No. 32
: Ha! I knew that brain injury would heal. Hey...now he's lecturing our parents...Oh my dad is going to love this...'we must have money to go to war'...duh...Now that's he's spend it all, where is all this money going to come from? Is he going to invade Switzerland?

CADET No. 33
: Shut up.. old man Piper is looking at us..

CADET No. 32
: Wake me when it's over. I can't believe that I had to listen to Obama sound like Glenn Beck on my last day at this hole. Commander in Chief my () ...shouldn't he go over and lead us into battle? George Washington did it.

CADET No. 33:
You dream..my man. No one would lead you anywhere. (This sentence was much more colorful,...for Townhall but you can imagine it...go ahead.)

CADET No. 32.
Hey, I heard that you were going to get engaged tonight? Don't do it man, don't do it.

CADET. No, 33
: Nope, I think I'm going to get drunk, then I'm going to get engaged, then I'm going to Afghanistan, and THEN I'm going to feel a whole lot better, because If I can sit through this bull, I can live through anything.
 
(Nobody Makes this stuff up.)
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Nobody Gets Email: Victoria, Texas

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night.
 
I got this little slippet of fun last week. It was clipped out of a Victoria, Texas, local paper. The picture was added on my own. I don't know who wrote it, but I'd like to buy him a bottle of his favorite beverage.
 
Most of us don't get it...the "liberals" and "greenies" are always complaining about saving the planet, but they could care less about all the trash left on the border.
 
On a lighter note tonight: For whom it may concern...it was a hard day's night today, so when my husband and I walked around the block tonight, we were NOT prepared to see the "Muslim" house lit up! I know, I know. I was lulled, from daily nothings. It's been empty for over two weeks. What kind of watchdog am I? (sigh)
 
There were three men in the garage, and they had new chairs as if they were waiting for a bunch of people..and it almost LOOKED as if they were playing cards, and boy, did they turn and look at us! Whoa.
 
And hey, this is the first time they have gathered BEFORE an attack...unless of course, there was one, and it was just not reported.
The reason I find this so amusing is:
 
1. According to my local police, they were probably burning trash in their fireplace last month, when I smelt smoke. (That's actually illegal here, but who am I to question the police?) Besides, there was no smoke coming out that chimney.
 
2. They said they were not even aware that there were any suspicious Muslims in that house.
 
3. They told me, "Why don't you move?" (I thought that one was..funny. Hey, why should I move...I happen to LIKE Americans.) Pretty much telling me that "wise up, all Muslims hate you women..." Like, I should not be concerned about that.
 
And 4....I told them I thought that the big playground in the backyard hasn't been used in over three years because, no one lives there. And guess what? After all these years looking at that thousand dollar jungle gym... the next day after my talk with the police who "didn't know they were there" the playground was removed, although, I certainly didn't see them do it.
 
Either the Muslims are listening to the police phone calls...or the police know them. Somehow, I find it too much of a coincidence.
Oh yeah, and my local police has a telephone number of 000.000.000.....
 
Guess he doesn't want me to call him back.
 
Hey, I have to keep a light hearted approach to this, right? If Muslims have poker nights, and they have to turn on all the house lights to play...I think someone should start getting Americans' use to this novel concept.
 
Maybe we should ALL have more parties, and turn on ALLLLLLL the lights.
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Nobody Reports- Just how GOOD, Edge Of Darkness, really Is.

Nobody Reports: Here's two guys that should have joined up years ago in a movie....Mel Gibson and Ray Winstone. I just saw "Edge of Darkness" and trust me...it's not just another cop movie...as you are lead to believe by our very wimpy and liberal press.
 
You know it's got to bug the "elites" of Hollywood, when one actor jut keeps being the people's favorite. While they all are moaning about the uneducated masses, Mel just keeps giving us all what we want out of life, and what we seem to get so little of...justice.
 
I must admit, when I heard that Mel had a new movie out, I wasn't all excited about it. He has really been getting some bad press with all his personal life mess ups, and that can sour anybody on wanting to see the actor perform. More press was being given to the break-up of his new marriage to his Russian wife...you know the one he left his wife for? The one he had a brand new baby girl with? Yes, more press has been given to that than this wonderful new movie.
 
And when you see the movie, you will KNOW why that is. "They" don't want you to see it. And I think you and I know who "they" are. But hey, when you watch him in this...you will be like me...saying..."Thank god for Mel Gibson." Who else has the guts?
 
Once Mel got control of his productions, he was way beyond Hollywood. He bravely put out the work he wanted to (Passion) when they were all against him. And he was right.
 
I can always watch a Mel Gibson movie...they never age. Unlike some other guy I know named..Woody Allen.
 
Woody Allen is somewhere crying in some psychiatrists beard because he wants Obama to save him. Go ahead...you tell him.
 
Mel, knows how to entertain. How many directors COPIED that scene in Braveheart where Mel rode on that black steed, and gave probably the best speech about freedom ever giving in movie history? You know, the pep talk before the battle? How MANY times have you seen some other actor try to outdo that scene, and they just can't.
 
Okay, I admit: The Patriot, Lethal Weapons...What Women Want...Mel is pure 24-caret. And this film, is right after my ever-loving conspiracy theory heart. I won't tell you what it is, but I'm glad that he made the film, which evidently was based on a British Television series.
 
Ray Winstone, was absolutely breathtaking in his performance as a hit man. He has some of the best lines in the film and you won't soon forget them.
 
So...I won't spoil it for you. go and rent it...tonight is not soon enough. And when you get my favorite scene,...when the bad guys finally get their due...you will want to rewind, and see it again.
 
I did.
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SMILE! And be very Candid!








Nobody Cares:
Here's how clever they are:
 
While the whole world is up-in-arms about the state of Arizona actually demanding that the Federal laws of immigration on the books be used to identify who's in our country illegally... something that is done in every frigging country in the world but OURS..."They" have been slowly and quietly putting cameras into our lives, to the point that, all of a sudden, we HAVE no privacy whatsoever.
 
SMILE~ and be very candid! Gee...funny how easy it was. In fact, downright amazing.
 
In England, the camera's are everywhere...except maybe the family toilet... and soon, none of them will even use the toilet without someone in government knowing it and then taxing them for it. And when global government goes through, we will all be measuring our daily trips just to save the water.
 
But, this takes the cake...London's new 2012 Olympic Mascots.
 
To get the little children used to cameras and not be scared of them for the future elite world of control...they've invented the perfect little brain-washing Kupie Doll couple! The new mascots for the 2012 Olympic games, will have cute little camera eyes!

Can you say, "Well, Marry my Popins!"?
 
They also say they are going to put these lovable little camera aliens into the schools just to get all children to fall in love with them, and then record each and every cute little face as they are leaning over to say hello. (They will SAY there are no cameras in those little camera eyes, but, do you trust them?)
 
Creepy. Also very creepy the "rainbow" behind them. Another symbol used in just too many global organizations.
 
The control mechanisms of the global elites are getting really sick. Spielberg had it about right in his movie with Tom Cruise, (Minority Report)... about citizens being accused of crimes you haven't even committed yet. Maybe he was trying to tell us something.
 
Here in the United States, the camera's on our highways have silently gone up, and nobody has told us how all this expensive stuff was paid for, or why the local citizens had no say in the matter. It was treated as if...nobody cared.

Well, nobody asked us what we thought about it, did they?
 
Our technology, while it is extremely fun, when in the wrong hands can be used as the very tools to crush us. And they are telling us now how they need to control the Internet...yes. It's vital they control...information, isn't it? Google is now trying to make "face" recognition a very common tool for everyone, how do you like them nookies?
 
Twitter Tweets are being cataloged by our Library of Congress. How much is that costing?
 
You don't find that...sick? Invasive? Completely out of control? Overkill? I mean, is it really a national concern what Paris Hilton said about her NBF?
 
And think about all the information they are gathering about you on your FACEBOOK site. Think of all the face recognition tools they have on anyone who's put up their picture on Youtube? Commit a crime and they will find you anywhere on the planet.
 
Unless of course, you are bin Laden...
 
Now we find out that Google, working with god knows who, (Al Gore is on the board of directors, so that should be a clue) has been "silently" gathering billions of private emails, and computer information all over the world, while innocently acting as if they are taking pictures of streets. It's bad enough that anyone can find out where you live now. The technology might be cool, but...like any technology, it can be used against you.
 
And did they get away with this invasion of the world's privacy? Are you kidding?
 
Do mountaineers in Southern Poland dance the "Zbojnicki"?

Don't worry, be happy
, is Google motto. If you are not doing anything wrong...why complain? It's all harmless. But...was anyone in the WORLD asked if they wanted their house put up online? Barbra Streisand thought it was rude, and I happen to agree with her. There are many people on the planet I really don't want to know what my house looks like, or where I live, and I'm sure many feel just like me.
 
Once upon a time in America, all of this would have been considered...a crime. If you had a voyeur in your back yard, looking at your windows through a telescope, it would have been considered an invasion of your privacy. But Google, is just too cool. It even has a logo that looks like a kid's toy box.
 
Like I said: clever.
 
And now that all our medical records will be online for everyone to see, they have to get started on the next step; the DNA collecting of as many people as they can, which will also be online. Recently, my local grade school had a "National DNA Day Celebration" complete with a 3-D candy model they could eat!
 
Well, how else are you going to get little Johnny to think DNA is nothing but a sweet? And didn't mommy tell you, sharing sweets
with everyone makes you a very good boy?
 
The House today passed a bill in order to start created a DNA database of anyone who is arrested. They are going to send 75 million to any state that want to sign up. And Ashton and Demi are started a database to help poor children who are abducted from...well, just anywhere in South America. I just love it when Movie Stars help out...don't you?
 
The global government is slowly, collecting all the data they need on every single citizen to control the world. They need this information...and it's not because they want to try to keep us all alive. They are working out global plans to put us all in their preordained cubby holes. Mine, I'm sure, will be about six feet under. I'll be next to some guy named RANDY.
 
And you know what? Nobody Cares.

They will tell us, they are finding the radicals, who are everywhere. Right. That really helped the poor dead from Ft. Hood. They had enough data on that guy to light up Times Square.  And how about that guy in Times Square? We find after every attack that the data was there...but, once again...nobody seemed to care about it did they? 
 
In the meantime, all the gatherings of the global elites are strictly off limits to the press. They take one big picture, and then...they hide in the Castles with Moats, containing electrical hidden fences, surrounded by troops, and two-hundred man eating dogs, to keep out the curious.
 
With all the wireless technology, anything you say or text, you might as well assume that it is being collected and dialogued in some big computer in Virginia. So many billions of the young, are texting...texting...texting...and texting...
 
And now that everyone has a camera on their phone, step out of line, and you're on the news, or YOUTUBE. If the government doesn't get you, then that guy at the corner will. In England, you  are told to report on that neighbor that is not recycling.
 
Yes, citizens can send in thier phone photo's and instantly it's a great news story. Well, now it's entertainment...but it's also a very effective tool to deliver social behavior messages with. Spy on your neighbor with. 1984 with.
 
Meanwhile, I could not even post a picture of my Muslims neighbors on my blog, who I'm suspicious of, anywhere on the Internet or I will go to jail on a "hate" crime. And yet...if a mother teases and bullies a young girl into suicide, she has NOT committed a crime.
 
I'm trying to save thousands of lives, she just killed an innocent young life....and yet, I would be arrested. What does that tell you?
 
So my advice to the Arizonians? Have lots of back yard sauerkraut parties.
 
As for me...I'd say we should all be equals.
 
My next hat is going to be a bucket, and painted on the top in big white letters will be:

"GO FIND BIN LADEN, AND LEAVE ME THE BLEEP ALONE."
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Pelosi and Fakih: Friends in Fashion

Nobody Knows what message Nancy Pelosi was trying to convey with this photo:
 
1. She is a devout Catholic going to
Mass, and thought it proper to cover her head, thereby gaining the admiration of millions of religious Catholic women all over the globe, not to mention those of Latino persuasion, thereby helping to pass the new merging of the government with Christian churches all over the planet with the new EPA rules.
 
2. She is showing her support for the Muslim women of the world, by covering her head and getting us all used to seeing women from Muslim communities working in our neighborhoods. (like the one at my local McDonald's)
 
3. She is having a bad hair day...or...
 
4. She knows this photo speaks to both Christian AND Muslim women, (Not to mention Hollywood babes who get tired of having to ALWAYS look perfect) therefore, as a clever politician working all the angles, she can't lose.
 
As for the very liberated and pole dancing (Arab) Miss USA, Rima Fakih, she is just happy to be in Donald Trumps contest, where for the first time in American History, an Arab women can get the chance to appear with Donald Trump in his new hotel/casino project in Dubai, where she can...put on the Burka, WHILE she is pole dancing for the sheiks, and make Donald a whole lot of money.
 
Nobody knows...if Rima will appear in a Burka anytime soon...but this nobody will be watching for it.
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Nobody's Perfect; Holder VS Posner

Nobody's Perfect: This week, all we had to do was look to our Attorney General, Eric Holder, and his buddy at the White House, Human Rights International protector, Michael Posner, to find our "imperfections" of the week.
 
Eric Holder, The man who thinks all Americans are cowards because they won't talk about race, was grilled in front of Congress, and had to admit that he had never read the Arizona law that he was basically, complaining about.
 
Which means he thinks the Federal law of immigration is wrong, it needs to be changed. Still...most of us would like our officials to at least read the bill...or lie, and say they read it. Jeez... or admit they can't read.
 
Yes, Eric took up the first half of the week, but Mr. Michael Posner, the guy on the right that looks like the kid you knew in third grade who didn't know HOW to make a spitball...threw a pretty good sized spitball at Americans when he agreed with the Chinese that America is not treating the Mexicans immigrants with respect.
 
And you know what? If you look at this picture, where a poor little innocent Latino child is being abducted by gunpoint...in the middle of the night...in AMERICA... they DO have a point.
 
Mao would never do such a thing. That is a BOY child.
 
And so tonight, we ask ourselves...is it safe? Because neither one of these guys are perfect. In fact, I'd say they make even this nobody look sane.
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Laura Bush reads...MAO?

Nobody's Opinion: Somewhere...over the raaaainnbooooooowww...blue birds...fliiiii...
 
Somewhere there are "social engineering" conversations going on...where dozens of experts are being paid to deliver just the right message at just the right time to the American people, with just the right images and sound bites.
And I imagine they go something like this:

Expert
:
Okay, in the middle of May, right before Memorial Day weekend, in order to start getting everyone fired up about how well George W. performed in "protecting the United States" VS Obama NOT protecting the United States, we'll finally have Laura Bush's book come out, and then she'll do the talk shows first, before him. She'll talk about how wonderful he is, and then warm everyone up for George's book. We'll put her on an exclusive interview on FOX, on a weekend when there is a lull in the news. Make sure she looks good. Get that makeup artist...you know that guy...the one who does Sandra and Meryl. And Steph...be sure she's get an interview in the house in Dallas. We need to convince the public that her and George are just happily married and enjoying their days in their new home in Dallas. Put in some of that "They are just now two normal middle Americans, crap."

Steph
:
How am I going to do that? You know, the National Enquirer put it out for two years that she left him because he was having an affair with Condi Rice? And to make matters worse, she refused to sit with him on any of the public occasions. God, that night at the Washington Press Club party, she was completely at the other end of the room...you think people don't remember that? And then, good god, George looked for a good two years like he was having a nervous break down. All he wanted to do was ride his bike, thinking that he'd get buff again...I hear he's better now, but come on.

Expert
: Hey,
all you have to say is the National Enquirer is trash. Don't worry about it. Nobody else reported it.
Now, pay attention. She must talk a lot about how she would glance over at George, and how she could tell he was awake and worried about things after 9/11.... And mention how scared they were after 9/11. Tell her to put in something about the bunker, you know...they were once in danger and they didn't want to leave their beds, but the secret agents insisted they go down to the smelly old bunkers...yeah, leave out smelly but make it sound like the bunker is just not as nice as the White House. Let the people feel upset that they COULD lose the President...he is ALWAYS in danger...and how horrible it was for her to be scared.

Steph:
Okay..well, what about the background. Should we do a little peek at the house?

Expert:
Yeah, put her up in a Library. Put some of her books..a bird book...maybe a big red book on MAO...that would be perfect...make them all think. And definitely, put a picture of George behind her.

Steph
: I'm not so sure she will want to sit in front of a picture of her and George...

Expert:
Okay...get that one with him and twins right after they were born...that's a great father picture. And here 's what she says: She thinks gay marriage is a "generational thing and it's coming" and that it's GREAT that another woman is going to be on the Supreme Court. She needs to make a case on women...gays and women..there...get Jack to write that up, he the best for that stuff.

Steph
:
How about she show some pictures in the house? Outsides there really isn't much to look at. No flowers..I really don't think they are there much....it's just a ...

Expert
:
That's okay, put some pictures on a wall...you know, highlight the Bush legacy. Oh I know...how about she say that George has a "Man Cave" with a big screen TV...where he watches sports...Yeah...get Jeff on that...
Oh, and tell her to say something about Barney...everyone loves Barney.

Steph
:
Okay, now...how about Michelle?

Expert
: This week, Michelle will be promoting the 100,000 hours of community service to a graduation class. She is going to talk about how rough the kids have had it...she understand and feels their pain...(caused by Bush), and how community service will make them feel great.

Steph
: I feel like I'm playing bad cop, good cop...

Epert
:
Come on Step...you know the people are morons...it's up to us to guide them into what's right...so....we might want to through in a few poll more polls this weekend.

Steph;
Okay, (sigh) Obama is up?

Expert
: Yeah, but not too much.

Steph:
How about immigration?

Expert
: Well, you know the stuff. The Irish were immigrants and so are the Mexicans...yada, yada...and they shouldn't feel so ...abused and alone. You know Steph...feel lucky you're dealing with Mrs. Bush about all this...she is actually the best of them all, next to Obama..who is getting pretty sloppy lately.

Steph
: Anything else?

Expert:
Yes, press release that soon, George will be on tour...promoting his book...so that when the "attack" comes...everyone will wish for a Republican.. and Obama will move up to the UN....

Steph
: By the way, are you sure I have a place in this new thing coming up?

Expert:
Be a good girl, and you'll be baking cookies in Hawaii. Now go...I have to line up next month's agenda. Once the crisis hits...he will be just great....in fact, I'm getting pretty excited about it...

Steph
:
Can I have the keys to the viper?

Expert:
Only if you promise not to pick up Bill again. I need him to go to China tomorrow. That guy is hard to get out of bed.

Steph:
Thanks dad....

(Okay, nobody makes this up. Nevertheless, I bet I didn't even come close to the real reality, which might be a good thing. I wouldn't want the classy Laura Bush calling ME a conspiracy nut now would I?)
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