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Nobody's Perfect: Ahmed Karzai

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, April 12, 2010 11:33:38 PM
Nobody's Perfect;Ahmed Karzai...what are you going to do with him?
 
Fareed Zakaria, wrote a Washington Post piece this week saying that, sure..he's currupt and horrible, but we should keep him...he's all we got.
 
Ya gotta love that reasoning.
 
After 9/11,---Americans were surprised to learn that some little country called Afghanistan was a hotbed for these mean little suckers called the Taliban--- terrorists that wanted all Americans dead. After all, most of the 9/11 terrorists were from Saudi Arabia..so...go figure.
 
The fact that we armed, and trained the Taliban in the first place to fight the Russians, was a mute fact....oops.
 
Anyway, whether it was Charlie Wilson's war, or George Bush's revenge, it hardly matters, how we got into that mess overseas. After 9/11, the United States needed a KING to put in charge of Afghanistan to do their bidding, and so they came up with this x CIA guy whose family were of royal Afghan descent....whatever that means.
 
While good American soldiers were dying in Iraq, it seems this guy and his brother were setting up a nice living in the palaces of Kabul, with the money from those really cool poppy fields. Many of us wondered how come we let all those poppy fields just keep popping, but nobody ever talks about it. They say, that WE wanted to get rid of them, but Karzai talked us out of it.
 
Sure.
 
This guy...gets around.
 
Now that Iraq is firmly in the hands of Nouri-al Maliki, who prefers the Shiites, our 'President' took our boys out of Iraq and sent them all to Afghanistan...to fight the Taliban.
 
As you can see from the outfit, Karzai takes this kingship stuff very seriously. In the last election, we were told that the Karzai administration, according to the Afghan people, were much more corrupt than the Taliban. They wanted the old guys back. The election results were questioned...but wow! He won!
 
This probably means that Karzai is not cutting in certain people on the poppy trade, because his brother runs it all. Therefore Obama made a dash over to see him, March 28, and it was the Olympics all over again.
 
Not to be outdone--- after Karzai has received billions upon billions of our taxpayers money, to rebuild and fight for his KINGDOM, using the sacrifice of American blood,....he has now decided to be best buddies with Ahmadinejad, the reason we are suppose to be in Afghanistan in the first place.
 
So, what can we think of this man who acts like a typical political weasel? We have so many weasels it's getting hard to tell the slimy wily weasels from the slimy sand snakes.
 
The lesson? When you have possession of 90% of the heroin market of the world in your hands....you can just about make a fool of any leader you like. Presidents of countries will fly over to shake your hand, give you money, and even, help you stay in power.
Karzai likes the Taliban now. Obama is thinking of accepting them too. What's that tell you?
 
When they legalize marijuana, the bumper crop of opium should go sky high. Chicago is already to go.
 
Anyway...I have no idea what the Sam Hill they are all doing, all of the are nuts. I just didn't want to talk about the imperfections of Tiger Woods.
 
I mean, Karzai, by giving the Taliban access to the opium, which buys the weapons to kill our soldiers...I hardly think Tiger matches up to that, no matter how many women come out of the closet.
 
Tiger is a choir boy compared to Karzai, which is why everyone is talking about him instead. If we didn't have so many corrupt politicians ourselves...I'd say he's too corrupt for my little Nobody's Perfect award! BUT...he learned from the best, didn't he?
 
(NOTE: I don't know about you...but that middle picture...just doesn't look right, unless of course, Karzai is a giant. )
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Programming the Masses

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, April 12, 2010 12:55:46 AM
Nobody's Opinion:
Two of my favorite programs, are Dr. Who, and 24. I could write for ions on both but, I just wanted to mention a few things...and that's how popular shows are being used more and more to gently shape our opinions about the world at large.I know this is nothing new under the sun, but it's getting to be more obvious.
 
In the last episode tonight, of the current Dr. Who before his next regeneration, President Obama, it was said in the plot, was going to save the world from the great world depression: the whole world mind you. This played little part in the plot, where the Evil Master comes back to destroy the universe once again, so one can assume that the inclusion of it was strictly for propaganda.
 
I'm only halfway through it, so I don't know if Obama actually does save the world at the end, but I wouldn't doubt it. The thought of Obama saving the world from depression is just about as laughable as the tooth fairy saving kids from losing their teeth. Nevertheless, Dr. Who is watched by millions of kids around the world, so that troubles me. In the original Dr. Who series, Presidents of the United States were almost never brought into praise of any kind, or even mentioned in plots. If they were, the names of the Presidents were fictional.
 
But Dr. Who...seems harmless compared to 24's last episode, in which a United States general disobeys a President's direct orders, and ties to save New York from losing 59,000 people. (by dirty bomb, of course) The women President had made the decision that peace in the Middle East was WORTH the sacrifice of American citizens. When she found out the general's plot, she arrested him, and the main character stayed true to the President.
 
What bothered me about this was that they portrayed the general as such an evil guy, and the woman President, as being moral, upright, and completely within her powers to go ahead and sacrifice thousands of American citizens lives, BECAUSE she had worked out a peace agreement with some Saudi leader and had given him her word, that she would work with him on a peace settlement. Even I thought the general was a bad guy, until I thought about the message being drilled into us...ever so subtly, later.
The message was: The world is much more important than a country, and Presidents have the right to choose other country's well-being over their own. What's 59, 000 New Yorkers when you want to go down in the World History Books as the man or woman  responsible for Middle East peace?
 
I was thinking about these two programs tonight because tomorrow, President Obama is going to "save" the world from nuclear annihilation; he is bridging the world's leaders here to sign treaties, and make himself leader of the world. I guess he has to do that before he saves the world from the great world depression.
 
So...here's the question: Do the writers that write these fictional plays for our entertainment, believe things like---Obama is going to save the world, and peace in the middle East is more important than a city? OR...do they get direct orders from higher placed government officials to include certain dogma's in their plots? OR do they, like an actor smoking in a scene, get money for including certain political mantras in their plots? OR...is it just about what sells? Mixing exciting, action-filled drama, with liberal political messages appeals to everyone...is it that simple?
 
I wonder.
 
24 is almost over, and good thing too---it was getting tired. It had some really great shows, and a good run.
 
But Dr. Who...can go on it seems, forever, because some clever man...so long ago, figured out a way to keep it fresh. You just make the Doctor a Time Lord, and he can regenerate himself over and over again...giving the show longevity with new actors.
 
Too bad we can't just have our Time Lord politicians serve for just 24 hours. The whole world might be better off.
 
I can say one thing. I believe we are all being programed heavily along with our favorite programs.
 
What do you think?
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Heartfelt Condolances to the People of Poland

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, April 11, 2010 12:52:18 AM
Nobody Gets EMail and Reports:
 
FDR, the idol President of the liberal American left, once said that nothing that happens in politics is a coincidence.
Therefore, I feel no guilt WHATSOEVER on pointing out...what everyone in the world is thinking.
 
That when there is a plane crash, on Russian soil, and the President of Poland is killed, along with his whole military staff...and no one is left alive....on a weekend, right after and before a major NUCLEAR World Summit....something's up.
 
Poland is a country who's leaders have been furious at Obama's relationship with the Russians, and the fact that he disarmed our nukes from their country...and the fact that they kept criticizing him, probably got really annoying.
 
One can honestly say: Looks like a conspiracy to me! (Don't worry, if you can't say it...I will. I'm a nobody.)
 
If you say ...plane crashes happen every day...then ask yourself...what are the odds on THIS one going down at exactly the right time in history, with EXACLTY the right people on it?
 
Having President Putin take over the investigation, is much like having Al Capone take over the investigation of the Chicago's mob's earnings in Las Vegas. I'd say that's pretty much the proof right there. Plus the fact that they treated it like a simple car wreck---Tiger Woods going back to golf got more press.
 
And speaking of the press...no one will dare investigate it. We have all been programmed to never investigate...ever...never...unless of course, there is SEX involved---then it's okay.
 
As we can see, by this poor man helping out the investigation above, Putin is bound and determine to find out what happened. He has even asked the Chinese to send men over to test his some of his theories. I'll bet...they will say the pilot was...drunk, or just plain...stupid.
 
Thank God Benjamin Netenyahu is a smart man.  After seeing this fish head, I wouldn't go anywhere near that summit either.
 
(And yes, I can honestly say, NOBODY is not the ONLY one making things up.)
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Nobody Wins: Appeasement or Stupidity?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, April 10, 2010 12:16:08 AM
Nobody Wins: Ring..... Ring...

"Hello?"
 
"Hello, President Barack Hussein Obama would like to speak to President Ahmadinejhad"

"Mr. President. The President of the United States is calling."
 
"Oh..well, I'm buseey. I'm watching Avatar. Teell him I think he's a wussy, and to go get his mommy."
 
"Uh...Mr. President...I believe she is dead. I really think you should take his call. He says, it's an urgent matter."
 
"Teell him I'm busy. What's he going to do? Teell me I cannot go to Columbia to speek next week? Is he going to heet me with a few bombs from his puny Air Planes? Teell him, it's my nuclear day, and he should turn on his TV and see my big rods."

"Uh...Mr. President. Do you think it's wise to not even talk to him? After all, you've called him some pretty bad things lately."
 
"Teell him, he is Satan, and his people know it. Teell him, he is weak, and he is not smart enough to even have a conversation with me...and tell Michelle I said ' divorce this man and save yourself to Allah'.... And what are you doing?! (Takes off his glasses and looks at his aid) Hang up on him, or I will have your throat cut right after the movie."
 
"click."

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up)
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The Prostitution of a Woman's Mind

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, April 08, 2010 12:26:05 PM
 Nobody Cares:
Note: A word that is used throughout this article is censored by Townhall. So..I will subsitute a five space blank. Sorry.

Men--if you have a daughter, pay attention; I could cover this subject with a book, but I'm cutting to the chase with two examples in order for all fathers out there, to guard themselves against making this very serious mistake with their daughters. And that's on the subject on how you react when you notice your little girl is no longer your little girl. Example one: I was reading Raquel Welch's book, "Beyond the Cleavage" and came upon this;

At the salon, they cut my hair off to just above the shoulder and then curled it into a bouncy '50 style. I was still getting used to it when I walked through the front door of our home. My dad took one look at me and hit the ceiling. He was furious! He wasted little time before putting my head under the bathroom faucet and soaking it through. The offensive curls went limp. I was thoroughly humiliated. According to my father, only w_____s and harlots wore their hair loose. The next day I had to have the rest of my hair cut off. Dad was so worried. I hadn't even hit puberty yet. Is it any wonder that one day I would end up a sex symbol? On the one hand he was overly strict about things like my hair; but on the other hand, he reacted positively and noticeable to overtly sexy women. It was hypocritical and maddening!
 
After reading this I started to wonder, just how common this was ? Back in the sixties, before this nobody could even imagine what "sex" was, my father one day, did not like the mini-skirt (which was all the rage) I had on. You see, I was sixteen, and dating an older fellow, who was about as respectful as could be...almost like a brother. One afternoon, I went for a ride with him and one of his friends. We were more like the Harry Potter trio. But, to my father, I was a wh-re...simply because I got into a car with two men, and as soon as got back, and walked into the door, my father threw me against the wall, called me a wh-re, and took his fist, and punched me directly in the stomach, after I had asked, "What's a wh-e?" (Townhall censors )
 
Sorry, the word "wh_e" had never shown up on a Beatles album.
 
I was shocked, and terribly hurt, (more psychologically) because I knew I had only innocently "kissed" this guy once...on the lips...like a peck. My father told me I was grounded for two weeks, and he wanted me to break up with the guy. I will never forget what my boyfriend "John" did after that.
 
Two days later he came over, marched into our front door, took my hand right in front of my father, and told him what he thought about him. My father was so shocked that this little "intellectual dweb" had stood up to him, he never said another word to either of us again. I didn't talk to him for years.
 
Of course, I hated him for much of my young life after that. And I'm sure that devastated him. Later on, we made up, because he lovingly became a great father to my son, who's own father was also a bully.
 
Now, I'm not a follower of psychology---but if you are a father, and maybe your young daughter is starting to look to you like a "wh_e," and you're angry because you can't protect her from all the men out there who think much the same as you might have or still do, then hold your temper.
 
Go cut down a tree. Get yourself a chainsaw and go for it.
 
Remember, be her buddy from the time she is a child, and this scene will never happen. It should be the fathers that tell the daughters the lines, the thoughts, and the reality of other men's intentions, so she can arm herself. After all, women don't know how men's minds work...and who else is going to teach her the ropes?
 
And then, even if you don't like her boyfriends...remember, all kids have to make mistakes. For God's sake, don't call the daughters wh_res before they even know what the words mean. Even if by today's pornified media blitz, they probably already do know.
 
Oh, and don't call them "pigs" either. If you lose your temper, you might be pushing your daugther into the very thing you DON"T want her to be...not all of them will end up like Raquel.
 
It would be wise to limit the ue of the word "wh_e" to professional prostitutes and politicians, and away from young girls just coming into their own sexuality, which they cannot help. 
 
And that's my Nobody's Opinion.
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Where is YOUR Globalization Head?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, April 07, 2010 2:29:25 PM
Nobody Knows---why some of the people in the United States feel hopeless about "change" of any kind, and why some of the more optimistic souls feel there is always hope. I've been giving this a lot of thought recently. It all comes down to economics, as far as I can see.
If you are doing fairly well, you think, the elections will come, the Democrats will be thrown out, and your life will continue. Besides, what's the use of looking at a glass half empty? Every sensible person will tell you how great things can be done against great odds, and that is true.
 
But...if you happen to be on the bottom half of the country economically speaking, and has just found out that in the future, what little you have managed to save, will be taken away, and that includes not only retirement money, but houses, cars, and medical care...the future "change" doesn't look so hot.
 
As I drove to my neighborhood yesterday, one that I have lived in for decades, the houses are all run-down. The neighborhood that was once mostly white-collared workers, working for McDonald-Douglass and Ford, have all been replaced by black families working for the government. Up the street from my house, where there was a classy shopping center, the whole mall has been replaced with government offices, and a school to train, mostly the black people for free. McDonald-Douglass and Ford...gone.
 
The main strip has mostly pawn shops, and fast food places. Yes, America has become one big strip mall..which is not necessarily bad...but the CHAINS of big corporations, has put one family business after another out of business. "Globalization" has left us with not much choice BUT to downsize the middle classes. The unions broke the rest.
 
Much of the middle of the country has been...economically destroyed. Monsanto and the government have taken over the agriculture. Detroit, St. Louis, New Orleans--- once great cities with a high middle class...gone.
 
The millions killed by abortions, have left us so depleted that it's no wonder they fill us with illegals and hope they have babies. They need population to pay the huge bureaucracy.
 
I went to vote yesterday. The people behind the tables were all old white folks volunteering their time to earn a few bucks for the day. There was around 15 people there to guide the voters. My husband and I were the only people voting, on the issue of a huge tax increase to build a major train system, a tax that had failed miserably just two years ago. (The city is mostly black.)
 
The old people looked very depressed and I can see why. It takes four months of their social security checks to just pay their property taxes in our city--- they do not get a break.

But---if you are a retired minority, your property taxes are picked up by the state, as well as your utility bills. So, that's how they do it....redistribution has been going on right under our nose with race redistribution. It's nothing new.
 
Yesterday, Dan Quayle came out with a plea...do not go third party, because, Perot put in Bill Clinton. I remember voting for Perot. I also remember hundreds of old white, worn out people, tired of seeing their jobs and their money leaving the country, standing in a hopeful line with me. In all my years, I had never seen such a turnout. I doubt if there was many people that day that did NOT vote for Perot. I was hopeful...that he would win. But, instead, he was vilified.
 
So, now, and until the election...the Tea Party's only hope, we are told...is...the Republicans.
 
Oh boy.
 
This morning I heard the news...the "metro" tax was passed, (the same one that failed miserably only two years ago) by an overwhelming majority, and I've realized I've come full circle. When I was young I never voted, because I truly believed my vote did not matter...all politics was corrupt. I only started voting because a college professor told me I should.
 
I might not ever vote again. The good guys, in my neighborhood...ALWAYS lose. We might as well be Cuba, and I truly mean that. That's how bad it's gotten. Sometimes, you have to face facts...and the facts don't look too good. At least in the first Revolution, the English had to cross the ocean. Everyone had the same guns. You give free handouts...you destroy a man's right to work for himself. You might as well give up and move.
 
I suspect that in our next Presidential election..the man running against Obama...will either be Jeb Bush, or Romney, or some other globalist who will continue with the same "change."
 
Like Celente Gerald has said...we have two parties with one head. The only way for us to survive, is to cut the head off...trouble is: It's hidden and locked away deep in the scared vaults of the glorious globalization.
 
 
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Nobody's Perfect: Seeing Camels

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, April 06, 2010 2:51:46 PM
Nobody's Perfect:
 
I thought, I'd pick on my imperfect self today, because this is what I see every time Obama comes on TV...which he does about every ten minutes. I think my eyes are going...it happens. In fact, I hear every time the HARP workers go on coffee break, the great magnetic force shield disappears and politician's eyes start rolling into lizards slits.
 
Some of us more...imaginative donkeys, see the REAL images behind the facade. Yes, this is a REAL picture of Obama, taken on the White House Lawn, on Easter Sunday.
 
No wonder he has trouble throwing a baseball.
 
Not only am I losing my eyesight, my memory for appointments is completely shattered. My tax account lady just called me, and asked me if I was going to show up at my appointment...
 
MY appointment?

"Did I call you and make an appointment?"
 
"Well, we made this LAST year when you left!"
 
Now...there you go. I should have remembered that simple fact, that tomorrow at exactly 11am, I was to show up and give my life's story to some stranger, in great fear that she would find out that I actually don't make any money as a writer (yet) ...and how I could forget, such an important event in my life, I have NO idea.
 
So, we are giving this week's Nobody's Perfect award to the most famous nobody I know...
 
ME!
 
But I won't leave you with such a boring post...no.
 
Here are a few quotes that I wish I had said, but of course, since I don't get paid to write, or come up with wonderfully clever things...here's a few perfect zingers from the past. Enjoy them while you can...due to the economy, future witty quotes will be hard to find.

Voters want a fraud they can believe in---Will Durst

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.---Hal Lee Luyah

No more good must be attempted than the public can bear.---Thomas Jefferson

On that note...I will see you tomorrow!
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Taxes, Baseball, and Wet Beds

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, April 05, 2010 11:48:12 PM
Nobody's Opinion: My electric went out the last few days, my basement has another "crack" in the wall, (which I can't afford to fix) baseball has started and, I'd have to sell my old Cougar just to get a ticket to a game---
 
Obama has just announced that he will not retaliate if we are nuked,(begging for an attack) and on 24, they did a good job getting us all to feel that peace in the Middle East is MUCH more important than 54,000 people in New York being killed...
 
My sister-in-law hates me for saying that the National Enquirer is actually reporting more truth than the New York Times, almost causing a major meltdown at Easter dinner...
 
Russia is supplying all our enemies with weapons...
 
My dog peed on the bed...again.
 
My husband has an earache, that will not go away...and Tiger Woods had to have...90 body guards? Excuse me?
 
Sarah Palin just did a special on a Spanish woman saving an Indian Man from his burning truck..Palin has jumped on the "bandwagon" of the Tower of Babel.
 
And if that wasn't enough...I have to figure out, all my expenses and taxes for the whole year.
 
I HATE tax time.
 
Not to mention, the fact that I'm not particularly fond of fart jokes and I can only watch so many sporting events (due to the fact that I get bored) and that just cost me...a future in another parallel universe, where everything is perfect.
 
Yes, tonight...I hate everything. These things happens. Tomorrow, I promise, I'll feel better...I certainly couldn't feel worse.
 
Unless of course, we lose our electric...again...and my computer crashes...again..and my dog pees on my bed...again...
 
The only good news: Obama cannot throw a ball to save his soul. But he is doing a real good job of destroying a country, so it really doesn't matter does it?
 
I will shut up now...as you might have guessed...I'm not feeling well---Nobody's Perfect.
 
Tomorrow, I'm going to take up Yoga. Honest. Really.
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Nobody Flashes Easter Bunny Bikini

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:46:22 PM
Nobody Flashes: Happy Easter!
 
And what, pray tell, does Raquel Welch have to do with Easter? Besides maybe be fruitful and multiply, resurrect women who never talk: and bring back the bikini made from rabbit skins?
 
Only a nobody like me could find that connection.
 
I was reading her book yesterday, "Raquel, Beyond the Cleavage" and came upon these thought from her:



"Mom attended church every Sunday with all three of us kids in tow...dressed up and polished. This was of course, a bit boring for a fidgety child, but it gave me a sense of what decency looked like."
 
 
And this: "I don't recognize my country anymore, or the role of women in this world of vanishing moral values."
 
Funny words you might say from someone who had been married so many times, and bedded so many famous men. But, the point is: she said she didn't have sex in high school, due to her morals. Religion, kept teenagers from abandoning all reason to their flushing spring hormones, when she was growing up.
 
After the sixties, that all went out the door.
 
Raquel is, by all accounts, a very smart cookie, and as we all watch the liars and corruption of the people who are now controlling our lives, Raquel's message hits a mark. Raquel, has a very high IQ (also a descendant of JQA) She writes with an easy, common sense style showing that yes, beyond that cleavage is a very sound mind.
 
As I listen to the critics tear apart the Catholic church, this day... like many people who DON'T belong to the Catholic chruch, I think that they deserve to be torn apart for the hypocracy of all the scandals. I have to side with the people. The priests should be above all... be moral. Many people are dropping out of church, much to the Marxists delight, and it's not necesary a good thing.
People do need a place to gather...to keep decency alive. For without some sort of decency, men make slaves.
 
As for Raquel? As far as aging sex symbols go...she doing just great!
 
Long ago, my brother posted this very famous poster up on our wall in the family "pool" room, where it stayed for over twenty years, to remind me every single day, that no matter how smart you were as a girl, having a great body, was probably, much better.
 
Funny, I have no idea what happened to that poster...but something tells me, the Easter bunny took it. I know, I didn't take it.
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Nobody Gets EMail: The Hubble Bubble of London

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, April 02, 2010 11:30:38 PM
Nobody Gets E-Mail:
 
What you see here, is the London's answer to the Eiffel Tower, and is that guy Anish Kapoor proud, or what? It is being designed by a very elite of the elite, a Royal Acdemician, which means, if Anish wants to build a really "ugly" lofty steel restaurant, and put it in the middle of London for the upcoming 2012 Olympics, he certainly can.
 
The Mayor of London called it a "great hubble bubble shista pipe" thereby letting you know that the mayor knows, and is quite proud of the fact, that only a man really stoned out of his mind could come up with this...rolla-coaster looking for a thrill, and I bet there will be many a shista-smoking tourist that will run to it with joy.
 
And if you think the thing looks a bit strange...the name is even stranger...
 
Picture this: A couple is looking over travel plans for their honeymoon:
 
"Honey, let's go see the Eiffel Tower on our honeymoon!"

Or..."Honey, lets go see the ArcelorMittal Tower on our honeymoon!"
 
Really. One witness called it, Meccano on crack. To an American, it's Six Flags in heat.
 
All I can say is: The Brits went from Benny Hill...to this? For $28.million dollars, it's a steal.
 
It is reported that 700 people an hour will be able to take a tour...but, I'd advise whoever goes, to bring a heavy coat and slippers...and make sure you have Olympic arms to catch yourself on a windy day...
 
Did I mention it's lopsided?
 
Anyway, if nothing else, that old Tower of London is getting old. Maybe the next "threat to the throne" can just be hung from the top...of the ArcelorMittal Tower.
 
After he or she is giving a last tote, and fabulous meal.
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ObamaCare, and the Doctor Matrix

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, April 02, 2010 12:25:46 AM
Nobody Wins:
 
If you pay attention, you can learn something new every day.
 
Last year, long before they were even discussing Obamacare, I went to a new doctor. She rushed into the room, shook my hand, and then put up her laptop and starting typing.
 
"What's wrong?"
 
"Well, I don't feel good"
 
She got me to talk, and she just typed, and typed, and typed.
 
I was amazed at how fast she typed, how wonderful... she could just put all that information into that tiny computer! Oh...I thought. Now, she must be REALLY modern.
 
She wrote me a prescription, ordered a blood test, and smiled a big, beautiful smile...and out the door she went...to another computer terminal. She spent 10 seconds listening to my lungs. That's it. I was there for no longer than 5 minutes.
 
I didn't think anything of it.
 
The next doctor I saw, last year, in the summer, was an older guy. He had been in practice for years, and he didn't examine me either. But he had a great big computer right there in the examining room...pretty expensive by the looks of it, and he could NOT type. The poor man was computer illiterate, unlike my young lady doctor. He used his one finger to type everything. So I tried to help him and saw that he pulled up my history and all my tests from the visit that I had a year earlier from another doctor. He was having a hard time even figuring out how to use the mouse. He ordered a blood test, gave me a prescription, and I was out the door.
 
Okay, the doctors and the computers were ALREADY being set up into this vast Federal "Health Care Takeover" loooooog before any of us knew about it.
 
So, how can that be? (It's what Hillary Clinton wanted.)
 
I just heard today that doctors, were being bribed, with our tax money. Bribed. Every doctor that went online, got paid $40,000...by you, and me. Just to "hook up." No WONDER all the doctors were rushing out to "get online." How long this has been going on, I cannot say.
 
To some people, $40,000 is a year's salary. To doctors, it's a really good deal. And it might be the last time they get such a deal, so I'm sure they are all going to take it. They'd be fools not to...(How many doctors are in the United States?)
 
So, what does this say about the future of medicine? More than you know.
 
Doctors will become little "service" elves for the Feds...administrators of direct commands from the top, lead by the Emanuel
Brothers. If they try to cure you...the feds will know about it.
 
They will listen to you talk... and go to their computer for the answers. The days of a doctor actually treating each patient with their own minds...will be gone. They are there to collect...info, and give out meds. The study of illnesses, well, they won't need to do that much anymore, unless they are surgeons.
 
The rich, will still get the best doctors, but the rest of us...mere "servers."
 
Alvin Toffler (A man I can honestly say, I put up there with Himmler) predicted (in liberal sense, that means "we are working on making it come true for all you peons") in his social engineering book...Future Shock, that America will become a "service" society. And knowledge will the the new god.
 
What he didn't say, was only the "gods" will be allowed to have the knowledge. (Clever little man.)
 
The doctors are being taken over, just as the banks were...by bribes.
 
So, the lesson here...is be careful what you tell your doctor, especially if you see him on a computer (and you will) because ALL your information is being put into the big database in the Capitol, and can be used against you in the future. And it's being done...NOW.
 
The LAST thing you want to do is tell them you're depressed. Don't even go there. Even if you have terminal cancer...tell them you are about as happy as a Happy Meal in China. Because if you tell them you're "depressed" they will type that in, and every doctor you see from there on out will see the computor and it will tell them, you have a mental illness. Future employers will notice, as they will have access to this information too.
 
Yes, big Doc Obama...is here. And he is ready to prescribe your shot of mean-green slavoramic morphine.  
 
The only thing you can do now is...don't get sick.
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Groupthinking the Way to Assassination

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, April 01, 2010 1:34:14 AM
Nobody Cares:

This just in--In a moment of sheer Madonna guts and shock, the American black singer Erykah Badu, released her latest music video, where she calmly walked down the street where JFK was assassinated in Dallas, while slowly stripping off her clothes until she was completely naked, and then, you heard a gunshot and she fell down, as if SHE had been shot.
 
AND...even though it is against the law in Texas (in public of course) to strip naked, Eyrkah was not arrested because...the officers explained...nobody complained. (This nobody thinks it's because they probably couldn't hear her song.)

Why she did this rather...repugnant and crash bit of naked attention-getting melodramatic performance, seems to be, according to all who reported the event---for money. Her last album made so little, she had to sell her wigs.
 
She said she wanted to inspire...groupthinking.
 
BUT...not to be outdone...

THIS JUST IN---Ricky Martin, in much need of cash also because he can't seem to get another hit...was reported walking down the alley, near the place where Martin Luther King was assassinated in Memphis, while stripping off his clothes, little by little, and dancing his sexy hips to his hit song..."He bangs, He bangs," and by the time he reached the hotel room banister he was completely naked.
 
Then, there was a loud shot...and he fell down, naked, in the exact same spot where Martin had been killed.
 
Once again...even though it was against the law, Ricky was NOT arrested. Nobody complained due to the fact that...no gerbils were injured.
 
If this keeps up...I think the politicians might actually start thinking about staying indoors, in fact...that's a good reason for all of them to go home and quit their jobs.
 
Until the ecomony comes back, of course.

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up)
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