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Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:54:05 AM
Nobody's Fool: Hey, why is our 'President' rolling out the red carpet for the French President Sarkozy after just slapping and insulting the great Jewish leader Netanyahu?
 
That was the question of the day. I ought to know. I was stuck at home, all day, waiting for Glenn Beck's TV program. And of course, the famous meeting came on at exactly the time Glenn's program was scheduled.
 
Yes, enter:...the Sir Duke of French Poodles, and the Sir Hazard of ACORN. The gold Muslim curtain framing them both in the regalia of sultans. All they needed was girls with big fans.
 
While Obama delivered another one of his nebulous monologues, I noticed that he started calling, President Sarkosy, rather disrespectfully I thought, Nicoli. Nicoli this, and Nicoli that...my very good friend, Nicoli, he said. (Where's the Pizza?)
 
Yes, the FIRST thing Obama had to say was, "Hey, Nicoli, just got back from having some good chili at a local restarant!" (Laughs from the press)
 
Okay Joyanna...so what? Well, the thing is, at the end of "Nicoli's" speech, he was sure to mentioned that yes, he did go to the restaurant and on the wall, was a big picture of Obama.
 
That was the last thing he said.
 
So what again, you ask?
 
And to that I say two words: Allister Cooke. Allister Cooke, for those who might not know, was a great British/American journalist. He hosted a series on Public TV for years, depicting American life..and I was a big fan of his. It was called Allister Cooke's America.
 
One night---I remember it well... he said, with that amusing soft smile of his...
 
"FDR was as much a dictator in a way, as Hitler. After all, his picture, like Hitler's was everywhere, in every restaurant, every post office, and most people's homes."
 
SAY WHAT? And that coming from a graduate of Yale and Harvard?
 
Of course, I was shocked. So, I asked my mother, who lived through the war, and happend to be watching baseball at the time, I asked her if this was true, and she said, "He's right. His picture was everywhere. Literally. Every single restaurant. Every bar, every single room. Mr. Cooke is right."
 
Well, Allister had been in America throughout the war, I was, not even thinking about history and the consequences of dictators at the time. But a Brit calling a President an AMERICAN dictator, on American soil?
 
Ya gotta love it. It was my first wake-up call.
 
In the year, 2000, I went to Washington DC...and I took a tour of the common sights. On the tour was the FDR memorial, and it's not EVER advertised anywhere, but let me tell you, it was built during the Clinton reign, (by them both, it was their dream to their idol) and it has their socialistic mark all over it. At the very end of the memorial etched in stone, was the statement; "FDR was the only President to serve 4 terms in office."
 
I remembered that stone, every time I would hear Clinton say he wished he could serve more. It was truly....scary.
 
So...the Duke and the Hazard talked about the "common world monetary system" whatever that is--- and the necessity to free Iraq, of course, that will happen...probably never.
 
They don't want to give a date on that.
 
And today, we heard that NASA engineers were basically "ordered" to work for Toyota. Are the Japanese going to be 'ordered' to work for Ford? So, what are they (the G-8 or is it G20 going on 30) really building up to?
 
If history is repeated..we can expect a future world war. Obama's picture might end up EVERYWHERE. Just like FDR. (Did FDR have little kids in school singing about him?)
 
The thought of another FDR dictator President is a scary thought, but hey...is there any thing that Obama will not be in control of by the next President election?
 
If he can make or break companies, I'd say he will be able to display his funky image just about anywhere he wants to. And he can call miltia out into the subways, as he did in New York recently.
 
It's the little things, that make you think. Maybe President Sarkozy was trying to tell us something. And I'm beginning to think---maybe...he's not the only one.
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Pope Benedict and the Demons of Politico

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, March 29, 2010 8:29:25 PM
Nobody Perfect:--- on a Monday, but last week, this guy, Pope Benedict, managed to be imperfect almost every day of the week last week. He just couldn't get a break from, not only, the vulgarity of his own Cardinals and Bishops, but all the people in the world blaming HIM for allowing pedophilia in his church to go on, and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on....and on..and...on.
 
Not his fault. He says that God gives him the strength to not be "intimidated" by critics of petty gossip.(Petty gossip? What's petty about criminal acts? What did I miss here?)
 
Like the petty gossip that he told everyone that knew, to keep all this horrific stuff a secret. In other words...bug off world. I'm the Pope. I can forgive anything. We need the money to keep up this vast bureaucracy, and if a few Bishops commit crimes...so be it.
 
The Pope has obviously gotten a papal load of  'pragmatic' pointers from world leaders.
 
Put Pope Benedict up against the historical pope hater, Henry VIII, and I'd say, old Henry might come out ahead in the moral department. After all...he only chopped off a few heads. Molesting thousands of little helpless boys...well....that's not in the Pope list of "sins." Confession is all you need for him.
 
Just, before we go back to: HOW many angels can fit on the end of a pin again? (How many pages of taxes can you fit in the IRS code?), we need to ask this: what would Jesus say about the Pope's trifle imperfections?
 
(OR...when will it come out that Jesus was actaully...gay.)
 
We can't call Jesus back to help us out, so I say we call in, an exorcist. Obviously, the Pope of Benedict, is possessed. A demon named Politico, has taken over his soul, and it's going to take a lot more than prayer to get it out. I'm praying for Aliens to come and get him, a nice big fat UFO..filled with Pope molesters.
 
(God, if I keep up this joking...Ann Coulter, will be calling me.)
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Toasts: To the Reparations of the White Man's Soul

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, March 29, 2010 2:41:39 AM
Nobody's Opinion:

I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they get up in the morning, they're not going to feel any better all day.
 
                                                                             Frank Sinatra
 
Let that be a warning to anyone who reads any further: you might not like what I'm going to say in the next few paragraphs, so either get off this site and go read the syndicated people who wouldn't touch this subject with a twenty- foot pole.. or go get a good stiff drink...as I am going to do, and come back. (Be right back.)
 
Okay, I found some Seagram's Seven that was probably brewed sometime back in 1956. I just poured a shot into a 8oz kitchen glass, and poured Dr. Pepper over the top. Diet, that's all that's in the house. I'd prefer a glass of Amaretto but, right now, anything would do.
 
Hopefully, you have the good stuff...
 
So, here's goes---Here's to you; (clink) 

FACT----MOST white people are NOT pigs, racists, gay-haters, greedy, stupid, rednecks, selfish, rich, and uncompassionate morons. In fact, if not for the white race...much of what has happened in this short-lived world of ours would NOT be here.
Really think about that. Just about everyone on the planet, knows this is true.
 
There is a huge rewriting of history going on right now, that is a purposeful attack on the majority of Americans (who by the way...are still white)--an attack meant to bully all whites to give up all their powers to the Marxist black Muslims of Chicago's Black Mafia, and their elite white overlords.
 
The old white tea-party baby boomers, yes...all those suckers out there who have slaved to put millions of black kids into college, lost many a job on demand to "minorities", and now have to watch their own sons and daughters' future go down the drain..because the government wants to redistribute more of their dwindling paycheck to "blacks and Hispanics," do not deserve this.
 
It's like beating your camel in the middle of a desert.
 
Let's not kid around. The whites have been redistributing their wealth for more than thirty years now...to the blacks. (Thanks to the politicians who reaped big benefits.)
 
It wasn't the white underclass, or the white middle-class, that kept blacks down. It was their own people, who sold themselves and their own race out, as pawns of the democratic party...for a price.
 
When I hear how badly the blacks have it, I cannot believe it. I can name more millionaire blacks than whites and if I had time, I'd look up the statics to prove it. But they just keep beating us with LIES.
 
Millions of blacks work for the government. They have really cushy jobs as supervisors of schools, or government jobs, and Jesse Jackson has made it almost impossible to fire any incompetent black.
 
Let's make him Pope.
 
Recently, I was watching a black supervisor of a school in Illinois say how really "sorry" he was, because he had to shut down a whole school, of mostly poor white farmer's kids. Too bad they just didn't dish HIS big $250,000 yearly salary. I suspect this story was put on the air to make white people mad. They (the people in power) have an agenda of "we need to get more white people to flame up." you know, so we can call them racist.
 
The headlines today are everywhere..."Oooooo...the whites are shaking! Soon, they will be in the minorities!" How benevolent will their black master be? Will they chain their ankles and throw them over the bow of the ship? Or just cause an "early" death?
 
All you have to do is look at benevolent actions of Obama to know the answer to that.
 
They manipulate the blacks into thinking "Obama is gonna give you power over the whites!" And so, feeling really giddy, they are now DEMANDING to be given all the whites high paying jobs. (CNN is devoting a lot of time to this noble demand.)
In the meantime, millions of blacks are losing jobs too, along with the whites...and their old black mums and dads will die off, just like the whites mums and dads, because there will be no money for their care in their old age either.
 
Then...the greatest flood ever known to a nation will arrive..Hispanics.
 
There are more Spanish speaking people in the United States than blacks, but you would never know it would you?
 
You will soon enough.
 
When I think of all the "white" men in this country, that gave their lives in order for the "minorities" of this country to have a stab at freedom, all the men that died in the Civil War (in my ancestors alone, that was OVER 250 men!) and in the Korean war, and then what many of our fathers and mothers went through during WWII...and then Vietnam...and now these stupid wars in Iraq and Iran...the maiming, the bravery, the honesty, the courage, the..(mostly white boys)..laying down of lives...
I...get...really...upset...(That deserves another, swig.)
 
I think it's about time we start saying...."Hey, while the white race has some pretty bad cookies in it (mostly politicians) the vast network of what the white race has achieved far outweighs all this vicious attack on their characters. It's time we start demanding they STOP it. Right now. All of them. I'm going to my next "tea party with a sign with my father's name and service record...in fact ALL my ancestors and say.."THEY DID NOT DIE FOR THIS!"
 
For once, just once, I'd like to hear a black man say: " Thank god some white guy invented the toilet!" Or a black woman say..."How about that white boy, Steve Jobs? What a great inventor!"
 
I'm beginning to think the purpose IS to wipe out the white race entirely. According to them--we are the most horribly vicious, and bigoted, race ever to walk the planet.
 
And the regular white guy and woman in American, who are barely making their car payments, because they have lost their jobs to blacks, minorities, and the guy in Mexico who is smoking bananas...are expected to listen to this crap and not get angry?
 
(Hold on, I need another sip.)
 
We have great black men and women, self-educated...patriots of America. Who do not SEE themselves as "picked on" but as what they should see themselves as...Americans. Black people that know history and KNOW the history of mankind. But they are not giving much airtime. Ellis Washington, Thomas Sowell. Alan Keyes...why don't we hear more of such men?
 
Why are not all students made to read the works of Booker T. Washington? Because, he was a self-made black man...and this was back in the Civil War. He built schools and there was not a raciest bone in his body, Why? Read his books and you'll know why.
 
And I am ashamed, yes ashamed of all the white men going around putting regular white people down. Chris Matthews is especially repugnant.
 
The fact is: We are not all equal. Nobody is, and everybody knows it. As Thomas Sowell so eloquently pointed out, most of the NBA is black. Should the whites cry raciest? Shouldn't a white guy be given a place on the team because it's not FAIR to the whites that we are not represented fairly? Should a white man be placed on the team even if he can't keep up, and causes the team to lose?
 
That's what's been going on in America. Put in the black guy, who can't pass the test...because he's ...black.
 
We all lose when the best man for the job, is not put into the job. That's redistribution. That's just insanity. That's the downfall of a nation. Instead of putting our best minds for the job, whoever that is; black, white, mulatto, or legal Hispanic, we have been told for too long that we have to put a woman, or a black into some of our most important jobs because the government says so.
 
Look no farther than Nancy Pelosi to see what damage that can do.
 
And soon, the government will tell EVERYONE when and where they must work. It is a sure end to civilization as we know it. They will watch us all from cradle to death and place us all exactly where they want us. That's what's coming to our children as sure as the National ID, amnesty, and more cameras up on our streets.
 
Hey...I'm starting to feel like a camel, with slippers on. (another shot?)
 
Why does it seem that they want the final demise of the white man? So that the "elite and the money changers can take over the world...who, by the way, are not all white?
 
Or are they trying to pick a fight...keep us divided, and mad, so they can point their fingers at us and say...see...those white people are just...raciest. (If you pick this one, you deserve one on the house. Pour yourself another. Wait, you're not driving are you?)
 
We have been told that black people make up 15 percent of the nation's population. And yet, they are given more than 50 percent representation in every movie, local, national and cable station there is on the air. And that is not enough. Obama wants complete reparations...he is promising them almost total control.
 
The fact is: someday the blacks are going to wake up, just like the white baby boomers are doing now, and realized, they were grievously manipulated by madman, who are using this black God...to con them into giving up their lives, for the Global community. The whole country is heading toward a sort of global- state slavery. The blacks just got handed the middle class dream...and now, the black president is taking it away.
 
Okay...my rant is finished. But...not without a toast...to a great black man...the slave who was aboard the Amistad ...Joseph Cinque. He said one of the most true and profound things ever said by man:

"I call to my ancestors, for at the moment, I am the whole reason they have existed at all."
 
A philosophy that should be followed by all races...no matter what nation, or color.
 
The white race was and IS a noble race...our ancestors have done many wonderful things...and damn anyone who says different.
 
I'll drink to that, on the soul of my ancestor's grave. And tomorrow, according to Frank, I'm going to feel a whole lot better.
(Next time...send me some of your rum, something about that Dr. Pepper..)
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Nobody Gets EMAIL: Bushwhacker Billboard

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:08:32 AM
Nobody Gets E-Mail:
 
Well, it's Saturday night, and the moon is out, and this was a good pick from my e-mail bag of the week...simply because this is a picture of a real billboard set up somewhere on I-70...in the middle of Missouri, where I live.
 
I like it.
 
It also is a reminder that that the first skirmishes of the Civil War were fought, probably only a few miles from this sign in Missouri.
 
We are still---a stubborn lot.
 
 
Back then we had a lot of Bushwhackers. (Basically, a bunch of guys who got together and went rebelling.)
 
So, if worse come to worse...what will the rebels be called?

Obamawackers? Demowackers? Rinowackers? Poliwackers? (sorry)
 
Okay, I'm being silly.
 
Tomorrow, I will try to figure out why that lovable Huckaberry Governor from Arkansas, Huckabee, said on his FOX program, that we should think twice about repealing Health Care because...hey it had some good things in it you know!
 
Then he went on for twenty minutes to tell us how bad it was, and then the "Show me the reason or I'll show you my Bushwhacker," Missourian came out in me. I took my bushwhacker, and turned him off.
 
Missouri...leading the way....again! Is history repeating itself? Nobody Knows.
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A REAL $50,000 Stimulus

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, March 27, 2010 12:44:45 AM
Nobody Reports: Wow.
 
I could talk about so many things I was seeing today: Palin and McCain the sequel, which is going over about as well as the sequel to Twilight---Obama giving all the people not considered exactly poor (like all those newly displaced Wall Street guys who got laid off) a gift from the American people to pay their mortgages...because the rich in the East simply cannot have houses up for sale on their block...heaven forbid, their houses values should be affected!...and the fact that North Korea, is someday actually going to nuclear bomb somebody. (Us)
 
Anyway, I said I COULD talk about it, but I'm not. I think this is much more interesting.
 
According to the communists, the rich have just too much money, and they must spread the wealth around---which is exactly what the woman who gets this $50,000 dollar, stimulus (D---do, censored by Townhall)  is going to do. Not only is she going to be spreading a very expensive object around just for sheer pleasure...which is her constitutional right...but there just happens to be a pretty hefty diamond ring in the center!
 
Don't ask what will make her happier! (Hopefully she takes the ring off before she uses it--hopefully, she is not blond.)
 
Funny thing is: If I had not read WHAT this was...I would have thought it was a fancy perfume bottle, to promote something for Calvin Klein, and wondered why they didn't make it in gold.
 
Really.
 
I think we should insist on every women getting one in our Health Care package...don't you? We could then sell them to the rich, and pay off our credit card debt. That's a stimulus we could all appreciate.
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Nobody Reports: A Noble Dream

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, March 25, 2010 10:50:05 PM
Nobody Reports: Nulification
 
I have been waiting for this suggestion ever since my poor dear mother had the idea back during the Clinton impeachment. She was watching all the madness and in her frustration with what she had seen going on, she said...the middle of the country should just secede from the Coasts. New York, the East, and California could continue down the road of madness, and the mid-west, and western states, could just declare itself another country. This was back in the year 2000. Ten year later, it might be the best idea, we have today, since any thought of a violent revolution is certanly not viable. And our rulers have made themselves into Kings. What good are laws when your rulers don't have to abide by any of them?
 
 So..today, it was nice to read Joseph's Farrah piece on doing exaclty that. It's called a Two- State Solution. READ it here.
 
After listening to Obama insult us ONCE AGAIN in his Ohio victory speech, I felt like I was watching an immature bully razing the losers in his basketball game. Yes...this suggeston looked better than ever, and it's been in the back of my mind for years. I'm so glad that Joseph has suggested it. He has planted the seed.
 
I have predicted, as I will continue to predict...that the major role players of power are on ONE side..globalization, which includes in its plans the down-sizing of America to level the playing field, and towards a world govenment...unelected of course.
 
Former New York mayor, Rudy Giuliani, said just yesterday that he didn't think if the Republicans got in office they should repeal the Health Care Bill...not a good idea. We could try to fix it a bit. That--- from a Republican.
 
And Judge Napolitano said today on Fox, that he thought that pot should be legalized, showing you he has never known anyone that smokes that stuff everyday. Soros would be happy. That from a Conservitive, Libertarian.
 
Sure, fine the people if you like instead of throwing them in jail...but we have enough problems. I for one am more scared to drive than ever before, due to cell phones. Think of all the people that would be TEXTING in their cars while STONED...it's bad enough when they're straight. Right...keep us all stoned.
 
Anyway, my dear mother said..think of it....we would have the food basket. We would have water. But, we both agreed that it would certainly be nice to include Florida in this. Florida might have to be split down the middle. Disneyworld can become it's own country like the Vatican. Chicago, might be a problem. The people there would have to decide who to go with.
 
So, take a look at the map. Let the eastern seaboard have its elites. Let the Mexicans and the movie stars have California, they already own it. Let them rule in Marxist dictatorship with the rest of the world.
 
We can all visit each other...BUT....
 
WE WILL HAVE STRONG BORDERS. Give us all the rest, and live us alone. Give us our constitution. You don't want it. Every American who wants to have a chance at liberty...and a chance at the dream...will flock to us. And if the big multinationals pull out...so be it. Ever had a Kansas City Steak?
 
Just THINK what we cold do with a fresh start! We could tell them all go ahead...Keep your commuinst country, and have Castro come up to wine and dine Obama on Broadway. Better to save a part of America...than none of it at all.
 
Oh...and we will have our OWN patent office, thank you very much. Inventors will flock to us because the "globalists" won't be able to steal their ideas..(the patent office is becoming "global" as we speak.)
 
The coming years look so glim...ask yourself...Who is John Galt? And just where should we put him? And can good men and women dare too pull this off?
 
And is it not...a noble dream?
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Nobody Knows: Who's the Most Dangerous?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:46:34 AM
Nobody Knows:
 
Today, after Obama took all of his six hundred and sixty-six pens and made his Obamacare the law of the land, it was reported that instantly, some of the members of the Democratic party were "threatened" with nasty death threats and smashed windows.
 
Oh,oh..the mob is...ANGRY. Steny Hoyer, Democrat, was scared...as well he might be.
 
Well, this nobody thinks...what the heck did he expect? You take away control over our very lives, our freedoms, our children's future? Our JOBS....What did you want? A free trip on Air Force One with Hugh Hefner and twenty of his finest? Front-side seats at the Olympic stadium in Brazil? A date with Tiger Woods?
 
Trashing windows and making death threats is not the way that Americans have been known to act...but really...what dreamy cushion of a Titanic life are they floatin' on?
 
You can't beat up on people, take away their jobs and freedom-- any people, and not expect a few of them to lose control. Look around at the world. Look at history. I'd say the American people have been pretty calm.
 
The answer is easy. Don't make the people who PAY you for you to rule...mad.
 
When the people found out today that Obama lied---all those things he promised...are not actually...in the bills.. what did they expect?
 
It was explained as a mistake by Rush Limbaugh, who it seemed to this nobody, didn't even have the guts to call it what it was...a lie. They lied. And that wasn't all they did. (Well, to be fair to Rush, I don't have million dollar bills to worry about.)
 
All they have to use is the old "you have to give us the benefit of the doubt, someone on our staff made that mistake..." to kowtow you into letting it go...and then it happens again, and again, and again, and again...and again. I could site you over fifty of these "I didn't know" excuses used in the last twenty years...but I'm trying to control myself.
 
It's the old, "you have no proof..why the papers were accidentally shredded...oh my...so sorry."
 
Trust me...no bill from now and forever more will ever be read by any of them in order to say "They didn't know." They don't read it on purpose...then they can just giggle while they slowly cut out our American hearts and dreams with their Utopian plans..

Why...we just didn't see that....
 
No wonder the next thing on their agenda is to legalized marijuana. They'd had better get us all stoned and laid back really quick, because nobody knows really, how many very angry people are out there just waiting to explode.
 
(Obama needs to get better at his lying, someone on his staff, take a note.)
 
So the question today is: Just who is the most dangerous man in America?

* Glenn Beck? (Beck claimed to hold that title today, while proudly noting with joy that the great movie maker James Cameron claimed him to be.)

*Rush Limbaugh? (Who claimed that ...no...it was HE...the great Rusbo, that was the most dangerous man in America.)

*Ann Coutler? (Well, according to the University of Ottawa, the students were so scared they got out their bricks and rocks and shouted "No MORE HATE SPEECH" while they planned to smash and crush the bones of anyone named Ann Coulter who dared to appear before them. I suppose they were going to tell her they loved her while they stoned her to death, thereby not committing any hate crimes.
 
*Or-- those very dangerous, ordinary, hard-working Americans.
 
The people know, that this Health Care Obamascare is truly a Frankenstein monster, created in the laboratories of Dr. Nancy Death and Doom at the pit of the dungeon we call Congress. Nancy...screaming with great gleams of madness...while she glazed up in the sky.. lifted her arms and shouted....

       "Liiiifffeeee....Liiiiiifffeeee!!!! I CREATED...LIIIIIIFFFFEEE!!!!"
 
Her companion, Harry (Igor) Reid, turned the levers to raise the huge 100 pound bill to the top of the Obama sky...
(Puffing hard, because Harry will have a big humpback in my fairy tale, and no toes. )
 
What's a mob scene to do? Light the torches?
 
In another world, the mob would break down the halls of the Capitol and burn the Heath Care Bill on the marble floor, right in front of the whole Congress...then turn calmly to the Speaker Pelosi and say..

"Start over. This is not acceptable." Then they would lock the doors of the Capitol and not let anyone go home until they actually did something decent in their lives besides lie, cheat, and steal from us.
 
But as this goes on, we have bigger concerns.
 
The most dangerous man in America right now is our President, who is no match for the most dangerous man in the world right
now....Ahmadinejad.
 
How does that make you feel?
 
Don't answer that...it might make you so afraid for your country you might resort to ...having  another beer and watching American Idol.
 
Hey, I can't give this the ending I want, so let's just go with this..for now, because nobody knows who the most dangerous person is in America right now...
 
I suggest you sleep on it.
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Nobody Cares: Fried or Scrambled?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, March 23, 2010 3:28:43 PM
Nobody Cares: The citizens of America have now just realized, that due to the fact that they did NOT follow their Buddhist beliefs...

Wait, that's Tiger Woods..
 
Due to the fact that they voted in the wrong guy. for President...(not that the other guy would have been much better) they are now going to met their fried fate...
 
Or scrambled...depending on how old they are.
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Nobody's Perfect: Oh Look! Over There! 200,000 People!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, March 22, 2010 7:29:59 PM
Nobody's Perfect: Once again(this has happened before) ...all state controlled, dumb and dumber, major news corporations...win the Nobody's Perfect award for the week of bloody Sunday. All of them. CNN, FOX, MSNBC, ...
 
I wanna know...
 
When a crowd of over 200,000 gather on the Capitol steps, Washington D.C. on one side on a Sunday afternoon, and---about only a crowd of at MOST--- 10,000 teapartiers gather on the other side...why is it that the biggest crowd is virtually ignored: mentioned only very briefly IF AT ALL... by every single major cable station in America.
 
What...this huge crowd was not news?
 
FOX news covered the Health Care debate all day....not one shot of this huge crowd was shown. At least, I didn't see one, and I watched most of the day.Glenn Beck, I don't believe mentioned this crowd either.
 
We all should find this extremely offensive for the very reason that the people that will benefit the most from this health care system overhaul are the illegals.
 
Fair and balanced?
 
If they were really trying to stop this horrible passage, all they had to do was show the unions and thousands of MEXICANS gathered on the other side of the Capitol.
 
Geee...uh....what happened? Nancy Pelosi was just too pretty of a picture to pass up?
 
If you believe that nothing is a coincidence, as I do, then the reason they acted like this gathering of over 200,000 unions and Mexicans was nothing, is simply because--- the dirty little secret is: BOTH parties wanted this to happen. When you have no power, you can rant and rave all you want to shore up points.

"Why...why...this is an outrage!" Really? American Idol...battle of the parties...great TV.
 
Carefully controlled media....President Bush waited until the LAST six months of his Presidency to pull off that "crisis" of saving the banks and rich guys...one guy from Wall Street was handed over complete control of bailouts. ONE guy.
 
It happened in his very last days. What a coincidence.
 
And Obama's horrible and huge tsunami of taxes and death will come in...oh...2014...after he's been elected to his second term.
 
How wonderfully convenient.
 
I suppose the next President will be able to run all the unpopular programs he wants passed, and make them all go into law...say...after he is out of office.
 
What the &$% is this?
 
Both Presidents...both parties...are following the plans. And if you believe Tom Hanks, when he points out in the Divinci Code that there IS no Illuminati...
 
Then you also believe in the tooth fairy.
 
The only good thing I saw was John Voit...at the tea party crowd saying we are losing our freedoms...he forgot to mention some of are also losing our ability to know when we are being conned.
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Calling ALL Good Men....Calling all Good Women...Calling all good American...

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, March 22, 2010 12:15:02 AM
Nobody's Opinion:
 
Well...I think Rush Limbaugh's hope has run out. King Obama has just done what he was sent to do...(By Dem's and RINOS alike)
 
He got his wish.
 
BUT...Universal Health Care, and the continued destruction of the United States, will forever be blamed on a black President.
 
How convenient, for George W. Bush.
 
Next step on their agenda... another attack...this time, the "warnings" are clear...(CNN has told us, boys and girls, not to mention...how many press releases do you NEED?)
Everything will be shut off due to a cyber-attack, and King Obama will take over and nationalize just about everything else in the country..Chavez will be proud.
 
Of COURSE...it will be blamed on China, or some little "terrorist" in our own country. And there will be no "counter-attack." I mean..if one little person does it, you can't blame a country now, can you? You also can't blame you're own government either...so...oh no...they would NEVER do that to their own citizens...no...
 
So...who can you blame?
 
How about...the media for working for these guys. Maybe the protest today should have been at that propaganda mechanism right across the street from the White House, disguised as a Newsmusesm. Gee...one little tunnel trip and your "congressmen" is right there to deliver the message of the day...like how racist we all are.
 
Sheila Jackson was a disgrace today on the floor. Talk about playing the race card...no, let's not talk about it. They got so desperate that they had to play it...Nancy making that ridiculous walk up her raciest stairs...
 
I'm so disgusted I could spit peanuts.
 
If we don't all stand up and fight...resist this takeover of our lives..and start realizing that we are being lead into the fire of "social global engineering," then I fear this will be me someday.
 
Do me a favor...if you see me like this...throw me a good pair of tennis shoes.
 
Now, let's go find our George Washington.
 
Jon Voit...Thomas Sowell? Rush? Mr. Noory? Farrah? Beck?
 
Will some man put away his wealth and help save the country?
 
Is there such a man out there?
 
Well...there just HAS to be, we must not give up.
 
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Nobody Gets Mail: Your Term is UP!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, March 21, 2010 2:09:40 AM
Nobody Gets Email-- Your Term is UP! Many of us wonder how we got into this terrible position on this gloomy Sunday, waiting for the government to take over our lives For years the answer to many has been term limits..but they have made sure that never happens. Nevertheless, term limits are the only way for the people to make sure corruption doesn't grow into a Congress full of pimps and thugs. So this is my nobody pick of the week for favorite email. Seems appropriate for today...no matter what happens in our house of Lords. Thanks to Pat. ***************************************************************************
 If they won’t Support Term Limits it is Time WE take ACTION!!!!! It doesn’t matter what political party you belong to you need to Realize that this country is being Governed and Controlled by a Large Group of Politicians that have been in Office for TOO Long!!!!

Vote Out the Old Guard…. Few realize that in the House of Representatives One-Third of the Representatives have been in Office for over 12 Years. The longest serving has been in Office for an unbelievable 54 Years followed by 45 Years!!!! The Senate is even Worse…. 47% of the Senators have been in office for over 16 Years. The longest being 52 Years followed by 48 Years and then two at 36 Years.
 
FORWARD THIS ON IN ORDER TO SPREAD THIS INFORMATION TO ENACT REAL CHANGE IN OUR GOVERNMENT!!!!

Vote Out OLD Incumbents – No Matter their Party Affiliation!!!
 
SENATE STATS
 
US Senators –Forty-Seven have been in Office for Sixteen (16) years or more, 47%. Thirty-two (32) have been in office for Twenty-Four (24) years or more. Name ---Total Time in Congress ----Re-Election Date
 
Robert Byrd (D-WV) 52 Years 2012
Daniel Inouye (D-HI) 48 Years 2010
Patrick Leahy (D-VT) 36 Years 2010
Christopher Dodd (D-CT) 36 Years Retiring
Richard Lugar (R-IN) 34 Years 2012
Orrin Hatch (R-UT) 34 Years 2012
Barbara Mikulski (D-MD) 34 Years 2010
Max Baucus (D-MT) 32 Years
Thad Cochran (R-MS) 32 Years
Carl Levin (D-MI) 32 Years
Richard Shelby (R-AL) 32 Years 2010
Olympia Snowe (R-ME) 32 Years 2012
Pat Roberts (R-KS) 30 Years
Chuck Schumer (D-NY) 30 Years 2010
Chuck Grassley (R-IA) 28 Years 2010
Arlen Specter (D-PA) 28 Years 2010
Jeff Bingaman (D-NM) 28 Years 2012
John McCain (R-AZ) 28 Years 2010
Barbara Boxer (D-CA) 28 Years 2010
Richard Durbin (D-IL) 28 Years
John Kerry (D-MA) 26 Years
Tom Harkin[6] (D-IA) 26 Years
Mitch McConnell (R-KY) 26 Years
Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) 26 Years
Judd Gregg (R-NH) 26 Years Retiring
Ben Cardin (D-MD) 26 Years 2012
Harry Reid (D-NV) 24 Years 2010
Kit Bond (R-MO) 24 Years Retiring
Kent Conrad (D-ND) 24 Years 2012
Jon Kyl (R-AZ) 24 Years 2012
Tim Johnson (D-SD) 24 Years
Jim Bunning (R-KY) 24 Years Retiring
Herb Kohl (D-WI) 22 Years 2012
Joe Lieberman (ID-CT) 22 Years 2012
Bill Nelson (D-FL) 22 Years
Bernie Sanders (I-VT) 22 Years 2012
Daniel Akaka (D-HI) 21 Years 2012
Jack Reed (D-RI) 20 Years
Tom Carper (D-DE) 20 Years 2012
Sherrod Brown (D-OH) 20 Years 2012
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) 18 Years 2012
Byron Dorgan (D-ND) 18 Years Retiring
Russ Feingold (D-WI) 18 Years 2010
Patty Murray (D-WA) 18 Years 2010
Bob Bennett (R-UT) 18 Years 2010
Kay Bailey Hutchison (R- TX) 18 Years Retiring 2012
Mike Crapo (R-ID) 18 Years 2010

REPRESENTATIVE STATS US Representatives that have been in Office for Twelve (12) years or More. Over one Third of the total Number. Sixty-Two (62) have been there for Twenty (20) years or more with the longest being an unbelievable 54 Years.
 
Re-Election Rank Representative---Total Years in Congress
 
1 John Dingell D MI- 54 years
2 John Conyers D MI 45 years
3 Dave Obey D WI- 41 years, 2010
4 Bill Young R FL- 39 years, 2010
5 Charles B. Rangel D NY- 39 years
6 Don Young R AK 37 years, 2010
7 Pete Stark D CA- 37 years
8 George Miller D CA- 35 years
9 James Oberstar D MN-35 years
10 Henry Waxman D CA- 35 years
11 Nick Rahall D WV- 33 years, 2010
12 Ike Skelton D MO- 33 years
13 Ed Markey D MA- 33 years
14 Norm D...Ks D WA-33 years
15 Dale Kildee D MI- 33 years
16 Jerry Lewis R CA- 31 years
17 James Sensenbrenner R - 31 years
18 Tom Petri R WI- 31 years
19 David Dreier R CA-29 years
20 Barney Frank D MA- 29 years
21 Ralph Hall R TX- 29 years
22 Hal Rogers R KY-29 years
23 Christopher Smith R NJ-29 years
24 Frank Wolf R VA- 29 years
25 Steny Hoyer D MD-29 years
26 Rick Boucher D VA-27 years, 2010
27 Alan Mollohan D WV- 27 years, 2010
28 John Spratt D SC- 27 years, 2010
29 Howard Berman D CA-27 years
30 Dan Burton R IN- 27 years
31 Marcy Kaptur D OH- 27 years
32 Sander Levin D MI- 27 years
33 Solomon Ortiz D TX- 27 years
34 Ed Towns D NY- 27 years
35 Gary Ackerman D NY-27 years
36 Paul Kanjorski D PA-25 years, 2010
37 Bart Gordon D TN-25 years, retiring
38 Joe Barton R TX- 25 years
39 Howard Coble R NC- 25 years
40 Peter Visclosky D IN- 25 years
41 Peter DeFazio D OR 23 years, 2010
42 Elton Gallegly R CA- 23 years
43 Wally Herger R CA- 23 years
44 John Lewis D GA- 23 years
45 Louise Slaughter D NY- 23 years
46 Nancy Pelosi D CA- 23 years
47 John Tanner D TN-21 years, Retiring
48 Jerry Costello D IL- 21 years
49 Frank Pallone D NJ- 21 years
50 John Duncan R TN-21 years
51 Eliot Engel D NY-21 years
52 Nita Lowey D NY- 21 years
53 Jim McDermott D WA- 21 years
54 Richard Neal D MA- 21 years
55 Donald Payne D NJ- 21 years
56 Dana Rohrabacher R CA- 21 years
57 Cliff Stearns R FL- 21 years
58 David Price D NC- 21 years
59 Ileana Ros-Lehtinen R FL- 20 years
60 Gene Taylor D MS- 20 years
61 José Serrano D NY- 20 years
62 Ron Paul R TX- 20 years
63 Chet Edwards D TX- 19 years, 2010
64 Neil Abercrombie D HI-19 years, Retiring
65 Jim Moran D VA-19 years, Senate run
66 Rob Andrews D NJ- 19 years
67 John Boehner R OH-19 years
68 Dave Camp R MI- 19 years
69 Rosa DeLauro D CT-19 years
70 Collin Peterson D MN 19 years
71 Maxine Waters D CA- 19 years
72 Sam Johnson R TX-19 years
73 John Olver D MA- 19 years
74 Jim Cooper D TN- 19 years
75 Ed Pastor D AZ- 18 years
76 Jerrold Nadler D NY- 17 years
77 Spencer Bachus R AL- 17 years
78 Bennie Thompson D MS- 17 years
79 Sam Farr D CA- 17 years 80
Vern Ehlers R MI- 16 years, Retiring
81 Frank Lucas R OK-16 years
82 John Shadegg R AZ- 15 years, 2010
83 Mark Souder R IN- 15 years, 2010
84 Dan Lungren R CA- 15 years, 2010
85 Patrick Kennedy D RI-15 years, Retiring
86 George Radanovich R CA- 15, Retiriing
87 Zach Wamp R TN- 15 years, Retiring
88 Todd Tiahrt R KS- 15 years, Senate run
89 Lloyd Doggett D TX- 15 years
90 Mike Doyle D PA- 15 years
91 Chaka Fattah D PA-15 years
92 Rodney Frelinghuysen R NJ- 15 years
93 Doc Hastings R WA- 15 years
94 Sheila Jackson-Lee D TX-15 years
95 Walter B. Jones R NC- 15 years
96 Tom Latham R IA- 15 years
97 Steven LaTourette R OH-15 years
98 Frank LoBiondo R NJ- 15 years
99 Zoe Lofgren D CA- 15 years
100 Sue Myrick R NC- 15 years
101 Mac Thornberry R TX- 15 years
102 Ed Whitfield R KY- 15 years
103 Jane Harman D CA-15 years
104 Jesse Jackson, Jr. D IL- 14 years
105 Elijah Cummings D MD- 14 years
106 Earl Blumenauer D OR- 14 years
107 Leonard Boswell D IA- 13 years,2010
108 Allen Boyd D FL- 13 years, 2010
109 Bill Delahunt D MA- 13 years, 2010
110 Ron Kind D WI- 13 years, 2010
111 Loretta Sanchez D CA- 13 years, 2010
112 Marion Berry D AR- 13 years, Retiring
113 Vic Snyder D AR- 13 years, Retiring
112 Roy Blunt R MO- 13 years, Senate Run
113 Jo Ann Emerson R MO- 13 years
114 Robert Aderholt R AL- 13 years
115 Kevin Brady R TX-13 years
116 Danny Davis D IL-13 years
117 Diana DeGette D CO- 13 years
118 Bob Etheridge D NC- 13 years
119 Kay Granger R TX- 13 years
120 Rubén Hinojosa D TX- 13 years
121 Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick D MI- 13 years
122 Dennis Kucinich D OH- 13 years
123 Carolyn McCarthy D NY- 13 years
124 Jim McGovern D MA-13 years
125 Mike McIntyre D NC- 13 years
126 Jerry Moran R KS- 13 years
127 Bill Pascrell D NJ- 13 years
128 Joe Pitts R PA- 13 years
129 Silvestre Reyes D TX- 13 years
130 Steven Rothman D NJ- 13 years
131 Pete Sessions R TX-13 years
132 Brad Sherman D CA13 years
133 John Shimkus R IL- 13 years
134 Adam Smith D WA-13 years
135 John Tierney D MA- 13 years
136 Jay Inslee D WA- 13 years
137 Mary Bono Mack R CA- 12 years, 2010
138 Gregory Meeks D NY- 12 years
139Lois Capps D CA-12 years
140 Barbara Lee D CA- 12 years
141 Robert Brady D PA- 12 years
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Nobody Wins: Checkmate

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:00:42 AM
Nobody Wins: I'm inclined to say...that the New World Order of engineered bunnies will be taking place faster than we all think. All day long, we have been watching "votes" for the United States of America to begin her final phase into the new THIRD WAY--they don't dare call it that anymore, but that's seems to be what it is.
 
The smarter Congressmen are holding out for the biggest bribes. Some said, this never before mandate of "health care" was a done deal. Others...no, it was far from done. Who do you believe?
 
Friday morning I was feeling hopeful upon reading Phyllis Schlafly's reminder that once upon a time, she fought a mighty battle to stop the ERA...this is what she wrote---

Unlike our present battle, all "the powers that be" were against us back then - both houses of Congress, three Presidents (Nixon, Ford, and Carter), all of the First Ladies, all the Hollywood celebrities, 99% of the media, and even a large percentage of the American public.
 
For years after that vote, the media made her out to be the one women in the world that had stopped the advancement of women...she was Medusa with a capitol M. That's how controlled the news has been...and for just how long.
 
But times have changed. Even though it seems half the Congress claims to be with the American people, what have they got to lose now by saying that? The whole system is so much more corrupt...so much more powerful, than when Phyllis fought her battles.

Pray she said...okay, I'm praying, but I've also been paying very close attention to them all.
 
Just a few minutes ago...Neil Cavuto announced that Fox news would be monitoring the whole event this weekend, and then, said casually that, on Monday...Jeb Bush would be with him to sum it all up, and announce maybe even his run for the Presidency. Almost as if things were going just as planned. Jeb will come in and save the day. Somewhere the chess board pieces are lined up perfectly in the attack..
 
Whose gonna be his running mate...Romney? Palin? I mean...where has the feisty Sarah been on all of this. Is she going to be speaking in Washington? I don't think so. What happened Sarah? Gee...why even watch?
 
The truth be told that Health care must be passed in order to ration care, in order to save the government by corporations, in order to compete with China. In other words...it's state mandate of execution by rationing... for an awful lot of people. It's that simple.
 
Not to mention, they are working very hard to get complete control over our water, our energy, and our jobs. If you think I'm crazy then watch that stimulation on cyber-security that CNN had on last week. They nationalize...utilities...internet...just everything, and federalize the National Guard. That was one of the scariest programs I've ever seen. I'd face Freddie over that panel any day.
 
This weekend, good folks will gather in Washington...and the vote will be soooo close. That's what we will be told. Isn't it funny how everything seems to come down to one vote?
 
Well, I think Phyllis is right. Only God can help America now.
 
You know the Republican are now saying: "Hey, we can't save the country, but the American people can."
 
Yeah---Now if they would only get out of our way..
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Nobody Reports: White House Decor

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, March 18, 2010 11:20:11 PM
Nobody Reports:
 
Somehow, no matter where Obama is in the White House, the background behind him has the feel of a Saudi King's palace...Gold, red...it smacks of the decor of Muslim Kings. I've been to those rooms, (in 2000) and they HAVE changed the decor. Most Presidents do this, but not in such an un-American way. Nevertheless, they make sure they have some past President in the background, or the American flag, so you will not question his authority.
 
He makes sure you see the American flag, in fact, he is using the flag more and more because he is going to use his powerful office more and more
 
But in the next year...check out the curtains, the lamps.., look at the symbols. Always pay attention of the props, they are just as important as his words, if not more.
 
The background he had while talking to Bret Baier...was frankly...disturbing.
 
And look at his eyes. This man is playing all angles. Time magazine puts his picture in front of a cross...here it's as if he is communicating to his Muslim brothers.
 
I'm ready for him to come out in his Muslim robes...won't be long....and Michelle...will start wearing scarfs...
 
Okay, enough. The stars are out...and a crescent moon, good night for a walk...
 
I don't know why it bothers me...but it does. In fact, it should outrage us all.
 
Wait...did I say crescent moon? Jezzzzzz
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Nobody Flashes: European Union adopts "Euro-English"

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:01:36 PM
Nobody Flashes: Elites an change language with the flick of a pen? Fact or fiction?
This just in: from my friend, Donna, in Kansas City...(note, remember in e-mails you never know what the truth is...or whether this is a joke or for real...BUT..since we are witnessing a new Napoleon named Obama basically trying to crown himself KING today..changing the best language in the world...English...into some kind of fubar...let's just say, I wouldn't put it passed any of the globalbots. As we all know, over here in America we are watching the UNELECTED European Union carefully.... why stop at inventing new currency when you can invent a new language in order to confuse the popular masses MORE?
 
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'. In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
 
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
 
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
 
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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One Ringy Dingy...Two Ringy Dingy

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, March 17, 2010 9:14:34 PM
Nobody's Fool:
We have all been calling the White House this past week, in order to try and STOP the Health Care/school care/take care of Charlie Rangel Care/and all the illegal aliens care....and nobody is getting through. Not even Neil Cavuto or Glenn Beck.
 
Nobody can figure out why no one is taking the millions upon millions of calls! What is going on?
 
Well, I have a friend in the White House, who has told me the answer. In order for the White House to be able to afford all those extravagant parties that Michelle has insisted on, they've cut phone operators out of the budget.. thousands of operators have lost their jobs...including the ones who take calls for Congress. It was hard...but sacrifices had to be made,(Remember, Obama said we'd all have to sacrifice) and the Congressional body decidedly agreed that the first place to cut, was all those pesky citizens telephone calls.
 
But there is ONE faithful lady still taking calls....
 
Her REAL name is a matter of national security, so let's just call her...Lily.

RRIIIIIIIIGGGGGG.....RIIINNNNNGGG

Lily: One ringy dingy (snort..gfu)....two ringy dingy...(snort, gfu) Picks up the phone
Lily---Hello? This is the White House speaking...

Citizen Joe: Hello...my GOD! I've been calling every day for over two months! What's going on over there? I want to take to my Congressmen...NOW!

Lily: Well sir...what's his name?

Citizen Joe: Harry Reid

Lily: I'm sorry sir, there is no one here by that name...

Citizen Joe: What do you mean!? He's one of the scoundrels trying to shove this health care crap down our backs! What do you mean he is not there!?

Lily: WELL...you don't have to SHOUT at me sir! I assure you he is not here. If he was here I'd put him on the phone for you...no one is here but me....Please hold, I am receiving another call...(presses button)
Hello...this is the White House speaking, may I help you?

President Putin: Yes, this is Vladimir Putin...put me through to the President...Iran has launched Nukes and they are headed your way..

Lily: I'm sorry sir...could you hold please...(presses button) I'm getting another call...oh...one ringy dingy...two ringy dingy...three ringy dingy..(snot, laugh)
 
Hello? This is the White House, May I help you?

Ahmahinajad: Yes, you can tell the President that Allah has called on me today to send Satan back to the hole he belongs...

Lily: I'm sorry sir, he is not here...but let me also say that I do NOT tolerate prank calls...I assure you,Satan is not here...and if he was I'd certainly have a lot to say to him before you...so...buzz off..(she presses button)

Lily: Hello, this is the White House Speaking, May I help you?

Citizen Joe: It's me...hey, I pay you salary lady, you kept me waiting for...

Lily: Alright BUSTER...I have had about enough from you...jsut who do you think you're talking to? I am the first telephone operator to the President of the United States!....and..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
(the conversation ends...due to huge blast)...silence...

Okay...(Nobody Makes this stuff up,) and would continue to go on with this conversation, but she is starting to believe that there really IS only one person answering the phones in D.C..,
 
So, I must excuse myself...I have some calls to make...so do you...
 
One ringy dingy...two ringy dingy...
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