Nobody Knows if America is going to be attacked with a "big punch" on February 11.
That's tomorrow, you know.
The great Bubba of the Muslim religion is suppose to appear out of some cave or something, and turn us infidels into mudcakes.
Iran has threatened that, tomorrow, February 11, 2010, the great SATAN will feel great pain.
We are toast. Get ready.
Tell your girlfriend that she will just have to wait for her pajama gram. Better yet, save your money guys and wait another day BEFORE you go out and spend your hard earned paycheck on those roses or that diamond that you know she expects. According to Ahmadinejad it might be years before you will ever have to spend another dime on Valentine's Day.
And after his "big punch" you will have all the time you need to cuddle, and tell her endearing things, and also tell her why you couldn't get her gift. And it won't cost you a dime! Think of the money he'll be saving you.
Okay...should we take this seriously? I don't know about you, but with Obama in the White House, I'm not taking any chances.
As you can see by my picture....I'm ready for anything.