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Nobody Cares About Discrimination

Nobody Cares: Here's a question: Most of the people who witnessed Umar Farouk Abulmutallab get off the plane that he failed to blow up over Detroit, said that he was escorted out of the plane, with no pants on and just a blanket wrapped around his bottom half. He was calm, with no expression. Anyone else who had just blown up their private area would have either been passed out, or screaming in pain, right?
They also said flames were running up the side of the outer seat where he had been sitting. Now, common sense says this guy would NOT have been able to walk anywhere, even if he was just burnt...he would have to have been burnt pretty badly to set the side of the plane on fire.
 
OR...did the Danish guy reach down and get that underwear and throw it against the side of the plane? ( A vision I'm trying hard not to let enter my delicate cerebral cortex)
 
OR...did Umar reach down and pull his underwear off like some magician's rabbit trick and throw it against the side of the plane?

Enquiring minds want to know.
 
AND speaking of enquiring minds...
 
Why is a REPUBLICAN senator crying out for the draconian suggestion that ALL passengers in the United States be put through total body screening when it's the conservatives that are suppose to be guarding our privacy rights? OR...is this senator just too scared that some plane he is on is going to be blown up?
 
The CAIR people (people who care about the rights of jihadists to be able to go anywhere) insist that profiling Muslims is discrimination.
 
So, here's a suggestion---
 
Let's all just wear paper bags over our heads....
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Nobody's Perfect: How Many Have YOU Scored?

Nobody's Perfect: Which one of these men handled the revelation of how many women he has bedded in his life the best?
 
Well by all accounts, Warren Beatty revealed to the world last week, that he holds the record, at 12,775...and he says that's not counting quikies, drive-bys (What did he do, drive by and hop on?) and stuff like that. And I have to wonder just how good that sex was if he took the time to count every single one. Frankly, I think he was tired of Gene Simmons holding the bragging record, and the competitional sex trophy was just too hard to resist.
 
As for Gene, according to him, he has bedded 4,897 women...but I bet that is probably an underestimate since he is a very smart man living with a very beautiful common-law wife...
 
Both these men put the image of "sex" machine out early in their careers, their "imperfections" to women, are seen by many men as "sexual perfection."
 
It all depends on how you look at it.
 
And now we come to Tiger Woods. So far, less than twenty have come out of the Tiger Woods Club collection, and I'm thinking, maybe it's time he just start bragging like the other two. I would just come out and say...well..."I've been with over 24,000 so far, and that was not counting the orgies I had before playing the MASTERS!"
 
At this point, if I were Tiger, (What can he lose that he hasen't already?) instead of trying to morph himself into the "rapper, gangster-bad-boy-golfer image" I would just put a big sense of humor on the whole mess.
 
Admit he's had sex with both Warren and Gene..(just kidding)--No, admit they all had a party in Las Vegas one New Year's Eve and Tiger actaully scored the most, for the obvious reason that he's in the best shape, and always comes out ahead on sudden death playoffs.
 
After all, it's best to put your weaknesses (Or some would say not) before the whole world...right up front...then you never have to apologize to anyone.
 
ALWAYS admit you're not perfect..thereby you cannot fall off any one's pedestal!
 
So, who's the most perfect SEX machine?
Let's ask Angelina Jolie.
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