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Nobody Recovers On a Saturday Night

Nobody Recovers:

My computer crashed last week. I bought a new one. On New Year's Eve I was trying to figure out Windows Seven, in between watching Mr. Clark. I have a conspiracy theory already worked out, about why this is happening to so many people...but it has left even me...totally exhausted. (That's me.) So, on Monday, I will tell you the real truth of why Bill Gates is going to hell. (Nobody Makes this stuff up.)
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Nobody Reports: How to Use the Moment Effectively to Take Away More Freedom

Nobody Reports: "President" Obama has JUST come out without his golf shorts to announce his actions to the very dangerous lapse in his really lame attitude toward protecting America... As his very close advisers have told him time and again: "Do not let a bad thing go without using the moment to take away more freedoms and a chance to spread the wealth around!" So, Yemen has become the new enemy, and Obama will be sending over help. No doubt we need to build schools there to solve this problem. Somehow cyber-warfare got some big bucks out of this even though it had nothing whatsoever to do with it: government will need to take over the Internet: and TSA will need to be unionized so that when all those TSA men are salivating over busty women at all airports with the new machines---they will not be fired...just moved into the Catholic church. Fat people, will just stop flying, saving the planet. Wow, what a great job.
 
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Nobody Remembers: Romney

Nobody Remembers the fact that Mitt Romney actually spent $70 million dollars in his last presidential campaign run...to win in just one state: Iowa. Now, you have to ask yourself...if a man is willing to spend $70 million dollars to get a job that pays $400,000---is it because he is a patriot? Or does it mean that he (a billionaire) is likely to get a position where he will be able to triple his own fortune? Actually, this nobody remembers just how shocked he looked when he didn't get the nomination, and in an oligarchy, you can understand why.
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It Begins With a Dog

NOBODY FLASHES: I watched the traditional American Rose Bowl Parade this morning and let me say; it was a sure indication of the new America. There were three big floats from China, (one with a lot of warriors, just to make sure we don't forget) One from Japan, one from Taiwan, and the other major floats, were from South America and Mexico.
 
Yes, the International Rose parade has fully arrived at last!
 
America was represented by lots and lots of people on horses, (hint, hint) and several floats commending black astronauts, black buffalo riders, and black WWII pilots. If Obama has done nothing else, he has put black history into the Rose Parade, big time.
 
But...my personal favorite.. was the snowboarding bulldogs. That's Tillman, the most famous one who started this all. Americans can have more fun than the rest of the world, and the proof is that our most famous contribution to the parade was a snowboarding dog.
 
Least anyone forget what we are truly here for, the world's entertainment.
 
I thought the parade was the most lame I've ever seen it. And while I enjoyed the marching band at the end of the parade, playing the Stars and Stripes forever, seeing a giant American flag being carried backwards and upside down, at the end of the parade...followed by an American Eagle---was upsetting to say the least.
 
Go get em Tillman!
 
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Nobody Announces: Well, here it is, the first day of the new year has passed quickly in Asia, and just now on it's last lap here in Missouri, and I have a few comments to make about what I will be doing, hopefully, this year in regards to my little blog.
I will still be writing my usual Nobody's Opinion, Nobody's Perfect, Nobody Cares, Nobody Knows, and Nobody's Absurdities, and these will be a bit longer because, well, I just can't seem to shut myself up.
 
BUT.....in between these, I will be putting up very short thoughts of just about anything under the sun...under the titles of Nobody Reports, Nobody Flashes, Nobody's Fool, and Nobody Remembers...
 
I know, with all this NOBODY business I'm sort of branding myself as the biggest NOBODY on the planet, but that's the idea.
Someday, I will sell TEE SHIRTS and all the nobodies on the planet can join together into one big nobody club!
 
Like Obama, I'm aiming for world domination!
 
Having said that, let it be known that ...you have been forewarned.
 
Now, onto the business of saying my Nobody's Opinion, and I hope you will ALWAYS give me yours! A Toast! To all good spirits and Nobodies! Let our opinions begin....
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ARE WE READY? 2010!!

Nobody's Wishes Everybody a Happy New Year!!
 
Let's all Get Drunk and...sc&*#
 
Wait, that's a country song...I'm not doing that anymore! (Singing old country songs...what did you think I meant?)
 
Okay, Let's all get drunk and have a better year than last year!
 
There...that's better.
 
Happy New Year to all my dear reading and darling friends! I love you all!
 
As Bob Dylan once sang...

"May you stay...forever young enough to remember why you are trying to stay young in the first place!"
 
Now, back to New YORK! "These little town blues...are melting away..."
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