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Are You Pulsating with All the Other Maggots?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, December 10, 2009 11:17:52 PM
Nobody Wins: Dear fellow Maggots:
 
 
 
 
China, Canada, and John Holden now all say the earth is too full of people. It's disgusting. In fact, to the rich elites, we...the people of the earth...are like...maggots. In fact, John even suggest we are "pulsating."
 
Now, which of the above pictures best describes, "Pulsating mass of maggots"? Those are the exact words that the elites are using to describe the masses of unwanted people ruining their lovely planet...thereby, making less room for that wonderful new oceanic species of...floating flub to exist.
 
Or is that actually, Barbara Boxer's floating vagina? I'm not sure.
 
I love it. James Corsi, one of my favorite fighters for Truth and the American Way, has written an excellent article on WorldNewsDaily about the beliefs of Our Obama King Tut 'I'm the Commander in Nobel Peace Prize Chief's" science advisor...John Holdren.
 
You see, this guy is right out of some Nazi's playbook. He thinks the main problem with the earth is that there are just too many "maggots" on it, and government needs to limit people to having more than one kid. In fact, he thinks, like the Nazi's, that "undesirables" should not even be allowed to reproduce.
 
I might agree with him...when it comes to all the undesirables in our government, but judging by the size of the Kennedy and the Bush family alone, it's a little late to prevent them from messing up the planet.
 
Anyway, here's a few of my favorite quotes from John, and my usual Nobody's Opinion:

"Whenever several persons live together in a small area, rules of behavior are necessary. Just as we have rules designed to keep us from killing one another with our automobiles, so there must be rules that keep us from killing one another with our fluctuating breeding habits and with our lack of attention to the soundness of our individual genetic stock"
 
 
NOBODY Says: "fluctuating breeding habits? How do you fluctuated your breeding? Is this a new position? Does he mean that you shouldn't "interbreed?" Am I going to kill you with my "fluctuating?" Is this like Black Friday at the mall? Is fluctuating breeding like fluctuating your shopping? That's the trouble with fascist liberal Nazi's, they speak in nano-nonsense.
 
Also, what does he mean by "individual genetic stock?" That's too scary. This means they will allow only the elites, who are from the rich and famous "individual stock" to breed. The rest of us maggots should just be drowned, much like puppies and kittens.
 
Here's another one of the great John Holden's remarks:

"if we cared little for human emotions and were willing to introduce a procedure which most of us would consider to be reprehensible in the extreme, all excess children could be disposed of much as excess puppies and kittens are disposed of at the present time."

Nobody says: "Excess children?!"
 
See, I told ya. If only these elites could just get rid of that "emotion" that you get from having to actually "kill" other people, making a rational decision, that killing many millions of people could actually save the planet,---he'd feel so much better.
 
Right now, I'm thinking Mr. Cheney should be planning a military coup, and get rid of the cockroaches in the White House, starting with one John Holdren. The bugs are everywhere!
 
Good god...no wonder Obamatut is giving noble right wing speeches on "war." Just the fact that this guy is a friend of Obama, never mind that he is his 'science" advisor, should prove that Hitler has been reborn...and if getting rid of people is on their minds... I suggest we all start buying some cows to bury ourselves into...like the maggots that we are.
 
Or, I have a better idea--- maybe the maggots should just take over the White House. LONG LIVE THE MAGGOTS! Let's have a maggot revolution! Invite the ladybugs, and some caterpillars, and wasps, and flees, and ticks...some poisonous spiders,...a few snakes... I'm starting to pulsate!
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Nobody Reports Hot Air Masks

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, December 09, 2009 11:21:39 PM
Nobody Reports: Finally, some action has come out of the billionaires at the Copenhagen meetings on Global warming....
 
The United States has declared that most abundant gas, carbon monoxide, to be a dangerous pollutant, and to prove that we mean to curb our heavy breathing, we have asked Tiger Woods to try not to have so much sex---
 
And also, we have agreed to put masks on all the Presidents on Mt. Rushmore, whose large exhales of carbon monoxide has been found to be melting ice caps and send them hurling into the continent of Australia. Sorry about that guys.
 
These masks will also be an inspiration to a nation of polluters..and "President Obama" hopes this will be the beginning of a global participation in masks, to be worn by all living animals, human and otherwise.
 
A global mask tax has been suggested to help those who just cannot afford a mask, pay for them.
 
Anyone who is caught without a mask on will be subject to a heavy fine, and a trial at the global international court of "global warming crimes." Al Gore has personally ordered a criminal court building to be erected, run by solar energy of course, and to be ready by 2010.
 
The taxes raised from the sales of these masks will more than cover all the carbon footprints caused by the elites this year, and they hope to raise another billion to cover expenses next year...which is rumored to be held again in Copenhagen thanks to the generous contribution of the local prostitutes.
 
A lot of exhaling will be going on...so this is a step to progress!
 
It's good to see something coming out of all those great minds besides hot air, don't you think?
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
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Barbara Boxer: Mental

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:04:12 AM
Nobody Knows: When you live in a country, where a "senator" named Barbara Boxer makes this idiot statement---

"Denying women abortion coverage is like denying men Viagra."
 
---You have to wonder just how many millions of people in that country think that statement has any logic whatsoever, and if there ARE millions that see "logic" in it, then we are surely doomed to be destroyed by aliens, and I'd say very soon too, because any alien worth his salt would be concerned, and rightly so, that with leaders like Barbara Boxer being so incredible stupid, the planet Earth might be a danger to the universe. Our leaders alone are making a major toxic mess, and the people just can't seem to control them.
 
First place, no one is denying women abortions. Abortions are legal here. Most everyone, who wants to, will FIND the money for an abortion. But, forcing others to pay for abortions, is downright criminal. Boxer wants you to think it's part of being "healthy." Like a part of health care. Like removing a tooth.
 
The liberals are soooooo careful not to offend anyone's religion, except when it comes to killing newborns. Then the government doesn't give a hoot about what your GOD says, abortion is a state right.
 
Like I said...mental.
 
Second place, Viagra is a drug..costs about seven dollars. How anyone can compare a drug to a baby is beyond human comprehension, but that's how long and hard this propaganda feminist brain-washing has been going on.
 
If Barbara Boxer believes it's the "women's right to choose" then she should stick to that. It may be the woman's right to choose, (by her argument) but it's NOT the women's right to make others pay for it.
 
Like I said, nobody knows how many people fall for this logic, but this nobody would rather not know...
I'd perfer ignorance.
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The Perfection of Whitey Ball

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, December 07, 2009 10:13:26 PM
Nobody’s Perfect: It was the bottom of the ninth…Kansas City…1985 World Series, game six between the St. Louis Cardinals and the Kansas City Royals. Whitey Herzog’s boys were about to win the World Series again for him. We had Ozzie, and Willie McGee, the great Jack Clark, and the perfect John Tutor. Not to mention probably one of the best second basemen ever to play the game, Tommy Herr.
There was a hit, and a “missed” call by an umpire whose name would go down in history as the worse call ever made by an umpire…Don Denkinger. The game would have been over, and the World Series won, if not for that call.
 
I remember it well. The year was 1985, and I had a big crush on the first baseman, Jack Clark. A replay showed that the ball thrown by Jack Clark to the pitcher Todd Worrell was in time. The batter was out. But the umpire called it safe, and the Royals went on to win the game.
 
The psychological damage caused by that one terrible call, was so overwhelming that the Cardinals mentally gave up and lost the next game by 11-0. Not even the great Whitey Herzog could muster the boys after such a criminal act.
 
Herzog, the Cardinals beloved coach, argued the call relentlessly, but to no avail. Jack Clark went into the dugout, took a bat, and demolished whole toilets off the locker room walls, or so it was rumored.
 
Everyone who watched that call knew it was wrong. Replays plainly showed the umpire's mistake. The Cardinals by all accounts had won. But, all it took was one man to steal it from them.
 
Was Denkinger paid off?
 
Well, my dad always told me that some times baseball was fixed, and he would know. He used to work at the race tracks taking bets…and told many a story of how the rich always fixed the games. Any game, any sport. He quit that job because he just couldn’t do it any more. And that was years before…
 
But I want to say something about the great news today…that Whitey Herzog, a man who had coached the Royals, Rangers, Angels, and the Cardinals for so many great seasons was finally nominated into Cooperstown, and it’s about frigging time!
 
Here in St. Louis, we had Joe Torre after Herzog retired. Let me tell you, Joe was no Whitey. Joe was boring compared to a Whitey game. Herzog would not only get the boys to be the very best at what they did, he could take any baseball game, and make it just--- damn well, unbelievably exciting.
 
That man could entertain. There were double steals, surprises, perfect pitching, and of course, the REAL home run before the lines came in. Whitey played chess. He played the moment. He knew what the fans wanted, and he delivered every single time---and we all loved him.
 
He WAS a master---- of men, and baseball. Whitey had four rules: 1. Be on time 2. Bust your butt 3. Play smart 4. Have some laughs while you’re at it. And for this nobody fan, Herzog was more than perfect. I don’t have time to look up his stats…but I can say, that as I looked back on that time of my life, when every game seem to be a lesson in life, I was so lucky, to have spent a good portion of my life, hooked on Whitey Herzog baseball.
 
Whitey, I love ya. You are the man. Not many people in this world can claim to be perfect at much of anything…but in my book; Whitey Herzog was just about as perfect a man and a coach as one human can attain to.
 
Congratulations on your induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame, Mr. Herzog! Thanks for just being the very best, every single day of your life. (Yeah, I know, I pretend that he can read me…give me a break, I’m tearing up.)
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Nobody Reports on a Monday: The Most Expensive Gift

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, December 06, 2009 11:06:30 PM
Nobody Reports on a Monday:
 
I was running around doing Christmas shopping today, and so was the rest of the population...so of course, we can all be assured that insidious and evil plans were being hacked out in Washington D.C. because Obama and his merry men, knew we are not paying attention.
 
But, we are AMERICANS! Why let that little nonsense bother us? Right?
 
While many of us were imitating Copenhagen's finest by burning our gas guzzlers from store to store, a smart person would just go online to shop, which is where I found this---Go ahead, wrap it up...I'll take it.
 
In fact...Tiger Woods might want to run right out and get at least ten of these things, as "please keep quiet" Christmas gifts, or maybe just get a box full. Evidently, his list is getting longer by the cell-phone minute.
 
And specking of phones, this is the most expensive IPHONE being sold, at $230,000 dollars, it's a real steal. Real diamonds in the logo's, and on the keypads...at least 53 on the front alone...and 149 grams of solid gold.
 
What's not to love?
 
So, okay..it's just a phone. And it is also a reminder that God was very wise in making me a lower, used to be middle-class woman, with little money to blow on nonsense, although I DID buy a statue today that I did not need in a million years---because it was one-of-a kind and only ten bucks.
 
I bought it because I just felt like it---And that's also why some rich globalist in Copenhagen is probably using this very phone...to call his wife from his hotel room, while the hookers are in the tub...
 
Because he just feels like it.
 
See? As Tiger says...we are all human. Some of us, God just loves more.
 
I'll let you figure out who.
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Nobody Gets E-Mail: How to Handle Sam Adams Beer

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, December 06, 2009 1:12:31 AM
Nobody Gets E-Mail-
Tis' the season to be jolly!..and I got the perfect e-mail this week to go with the perfectly jolly announcement from the makers of Samuel Adams Beer...(A beer dear to my patriotic heart, of course.) They have just put out a beer with the alcohol content of 27%, and at $150 a bottle, many a man will want to give it a whirl.
 
This delicious looking brew has been banned in 13 states, due to the fact that most people walking the planet would end up walking around in circles, naked, and maybe wearing read slippers, a football helmet, white socks and a thong, if they had a glass---after having set fire to their own car.
 
I figured the beer, released during the holidays, and this email were all carefully planned...an American marketing conspiracy...and a great one too I might add!
 
So, if you happen to be fortunate enough to actually have a glass of Sam Adams New Utopias special brew...cut this out, and put it in your pocket.
Something tells me you're going to need it.
*****
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE
 
SYMPTOM, CAUSE,---CORRECTIVE ACTION

Symptom: Feet cold and wet
Cause: Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Corrective Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

Symptom: Feet warm and wet
Cause: Improper Bladder Control
Corrective Action: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training

Symptom: Beer unusually pale and tasteless
Cause: a. Glass empty. b. You're holding a Coors Lite
Corrective Action: Get someone to buy you another beer

Symptom: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
Cause: You have fallen over backward.
Corrective Action: Have yourself tied to the bar

Symptom: Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes
Cause: You have fallen forward
Corrective Action: See above

Symptom: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
Cause: a. Mouth not open b. Glass applied to wrong part of face
Corrective Action: Retire to restroom, practice in front of mirror

Symptom: Floor Blurred
Cause: You are looking through bottom of empty glass
Corrective Action: Get someone to buy you another beer

Symptom: Floor moving
Cause: You are being carried out
Corrective Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar

Symptom: Room seems unusually dark
Cause: Bar has closed
Corrective Action: Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run .

Symptom: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
Cause: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Corrective Action: Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside

Symptom: Everyone looks up to you and smiles
Cause: You are dancing on the table
Corrective Action: Fall on someone cushy-looking

Symptom: Beer is crystal-clear It's water!
Cause: Somebody is trying to sober you up
Corrective Action: Punch him

Symptom: People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup.
Cause: You're NOT in the men's room. Do not use urinal!
Corrective Action: Excuse yourself, exist and try the next door down the hall.
Try to get phone numbers before existing.(optional)

Symptom: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
Cause: You have been in a fight
Corrective Action: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them

Symptom: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
Cause: You've wandered into the wrong party
Corrective Action: See if they have free beer

Symptom: Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk
Cause: a. You're in jail b. You're in the navy
Corrective Action: Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach

Symptom: Your singing sounds distorted
Cause: The beer is too weak
Corrective Action; Have more beer until your voice improves

Symptom: Don't remember the words to the song
Cause: Beer is just right
Corrective Action: Play air guitar
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Arnold (Lex Luthor) Schwarzenegger

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, December 04, 2009 11:05:04 PM



Nobody Flashes:
Where have we seen this before?

SCENE: Alcatraz...prison. Lex Luthor and his sidekick Otis, are watching the news. (From the movie Superman)

Otis: Hey Luthor, who is that guy?

Lex Luthor: That, you idiot, is our governor..Arnold Schwarzenegger. You gotta hand it to this guy...he is using my plan.

Otis: What plan is that?

Lex Luthor: Well, Superman stopped me, but I almost pulled it off. I was going to put those two nuclear missiles on the San Andreas fault, and then California was going to fall into the sea, and since I bought up all the land in Nevada, when California sank into the sea, I would have owned all the prime ocean-shore real estate! Now, look at this guy Arnold. He is stealing my idea!

Otis: But Luthor....How can he nuke the San Andreas fault? He's the governor of California! He doesn't have any nukes, does he?

Lex Luthor: No...you dimwit! He's got something even better! He is going to use HARP...to cause a tsunami, and the title wave alone will cause the whole of San Francisco to fall apart! It's brilliant. Everyone knows Arnold has been buying up prime California real estate ever since he made a fortune on those Gold Gyms. And he's even got those Google guys in on it with him...he will do it, and blame it all on global warming...it's colossal! It's so fantastically brilliant I could have thought of it myself! He will then own all the prime real estate around San Francisco...and he can keep it up, causing tsunami's and floods until he owns the whole state of California! Damn... Just think what I could do with that HARP project...if only Superman wasn't such a good guy, I could have gladly given him San Francisco...because it would have been under the sea after I was done with it...

Otis: Luthor..what's an HARP?
 
Lex Luthor: It's a top secret government military weapon, it sends a powerful magnetic signal into the atmosphere, and it can be used to cause earthquakes, and volcanoes, it's even better than a nuke because it's so top secret! They can control the weather and use it to attack and destroy, and then blame it on global warming! It's the perfect weapon, becuase you can alway blame mother nature. What I could do with HARP...even Arnold would be amazed.

Otis: Oh. (Otis is thinking...)
Wait Luthor, you promised me a piece of land...named Otisville.

Lex Luthor: Tell you what Otis: if you write the governor and tell him I've got a better plan for him, then I'll give you....Yakipa.

Otis: You will Luthor? (Otis has no idea where that is.)
 
Lex Luthor: Sure Otis, now, get out of my way. I've got a letter to write.

(Nobody Makes this stuff up)
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A Bold Question for Glenn Beck

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, December 03, 2009 4:07:56 PM
Nobody Knows: “Question with boldness.”
 
For anyone who watches Glenn Beck daily, as I do, you know that at the beginning of his opening, he has three statements, one of which is the Thomas Jefferson’s quote: “Question with boldness.” Glenn believes in this statement so much, that he has suggested that we do the very same to him.
 
So, okay Glenn---as you would say: Buckle up and follow me! I have some questions for you.
 
While Glenn wants us all to follow him to the preserving of our Constitution, and keeping the America we all love intact, (Which he does brilliantly.) some of the things he is endorsing does not exactly stick to those true American principals. I’m not sure he is aware of it. At least, I hope not.
 
For example---Glenn has endorsed two authors on his show. He said that he has read their books. The first guy, Joshua Cooper Ramos, wrote the catchy title that Glenn loves so much: The Age of the Unthinkable. I read his book. Ramos does not believe in keeping the sovereignty of America. He is a Kissinger globalist--- internationalist---killer of the United States. Anybody who read the book would be appalled at Glenn even endorsing this nonsense. Glenn even has had other guests on that brag about being friends with Ramos.
 
I wouldn’t even admit he was my neighbor.
 
The second book he recommends is actually nothing short of brilliant. It’s all about how the elite bankers of Nations who more or less can control us all. The authors’ name is, Liaquat Ahamed. (I know) He is a Harvard graduate and has worked for the World Bank. His book, Lords of Finance, records the almost unknowable facts of how four bankers from four nations (Our Federal Reserve, Bank of England, France, and Germany) caused the first world depression.
 
Ahamed teaches you that the eastern Harvard elites and the world bankers have been controlling the world for quite a while now. After reading this you will wince every time you hear some billionaire or politician claiming complete ignorance of the whole global banking mess.
 
While I have to thank Glenn for introducing this book to his audience, there was one thing that worried me. At the end, Ahamed mentions his gratefulness to Strobe Talboott who was his beloved mentor. And since Glenn LOVES to show you how associations should be questioned----bring me the chalkboard please.
 
Who’s Strobe Talbott?
 
Strobe Talbott is one of the modern fathers of the New World with no borders, philosophy. He has been a favorite mentor to many of our American sovereignty destroyers. He was Bill Clinton’s roommate in college. Bill mentions him in his bio, My Life, as his mentor.
 
Interesting.
 
Ahamed’s book is so good, that he pretty much has written the perfect blueprint on “How to cause a financial global meltdown, destroying any country you like.” If you just follow how it was done before…then add weather modifications, Universal Health Care, and Cap and Trade, you really can’t lose.
 
So, let’s do what Glenn does…question his endorsements with boldness. Obama is associated with mostly communists. If Glenn Beck is endorsing these authors, who themselves admit admiration for the new globalized one world government, does that mean that Glenn admires the globalization of a One World Government? By all accounts, we wouldn’t think so. Guilty by association? I don’t know, you tell me. 
 
Glenn Beck has become somewhat of a hero lately. His books are best sellers, as are his concerts. It was his influence that brought out the crowd on 9/12 to the Capitol. He has started a “revolution” of ORDERLY protests. By his own admittance, he has been the “release valve” for all of us who are just waking up to this takeover. But lately, he has been preaching that…”Okay, so we are getting screwed…admit defeat, close down your cushy life, and think of your grandchildren, never mind saving yourself. It’s almost the same thing we are hearing from Obama, is it not?
 
I must admit, when he starts on this “get yourself ready for the judgment day” stuff, I have to bite my lip. Some of us feel our grandchildren can take care of themselves. We’ve just been robbed of not only our life spans (baby boomers) but our own hard earned retirements, and we are really teed off. We’d rather see some heads on a platter… (Figuratively speaking)
 
It seems to me, instead of leading a revolution to arrest the criminals in our government for treason, he is asking us to prepare for a lesser life. Either Glenn beck doesn’t read at all or he really is being used to guide us all like nice little children…into the New World Order of the Unthinkable, ruled by the Lords of finance, as a gentle pied piper being used to direct and muffle and guide our anger.
 
Glenn Beck is still the best thing to come along in a weary while, so I say, let’s enjoy him, but also remember what Ronnie said,”Trust, but verify.” Better to question with boldness, than end up being surprised, that once again, like with President George W. Bush, we were fooled.
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She FINALLY Got on Larry King!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 11:00:29 AM
Nobody Cares:
Okay---all of you that really cared whether some wanna-a-be famous people crashed the President's White House Dinner, please stand up?
 
Half the room?
 
Okay---now those of you who think that this story last week, was put on all the major news stations for every single minute by minute update on--- "Gee...the President COULD have been shot!"--- was just a ploy to not only get the news off the poor performance of our Congress and President, but to make sure that all the crashers of the party we didn't see, were ignored...please stand up?
 
One person?
 
Okay, I'll sit down now, because I could care less.
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Nobody's Perfect: Tiger Woods

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 2:48:30 AM
Nobody's Perfect:
Not even Tiger Woods
 
Perfection reveals itself, when you can say to the world--
"I'm human, and I'm not perfect." (As I so lovingly remind everyone every Tuesday.)
 
Yes, the most perfect athletic golfer in the world, Tiger Woods, somehow did not see the tree that jumped out in front of his car-- even though he can see a tiny little round white speck flying through the air at over 200mph.
 
In fact, Tiger can see not only his golf ball, but the golf balls of the men playing on hole seventeen, while he is teeing off on the ninth. He can see a bug crawling on the green in front of the hole before he even tees off.
 
But---he did not see that lovely girl walking with that Hollywood lawyer.
 
I say we leave the guy alone...(fat chance that happening) and just admit that it's nice to know, his wife is handy with a golf club too.
 
This Nobody suggests that the next time Tiger decides to take off at night...he should have NIKE paint and post their NIKE logo's on all the trees around the house...and maybe buy that tree that was hit, and sell the pieces of it on e-bay.
 
Hey, I'll chip in. (get it...chip in...)
 
By the looks of that lawyer, Tiger might need some extra cash..
 
Hey, Tiger's dog still loves him...and that's always a good sign.
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