Posted by
Joyanna Adams on Saturday, December 19, 2009 11:50:13 PM
Nobody Gets E-Mail! In a world of sugar-plum fairies, your government doesn't destroy your country, it's citizen's lives and fortunes, and
their future grandchildren's lives while you're out walking the malls looking for that last Christmas gift to give the children. But it seems, that's
exactly what happened today--- when the Senate passed the slavery bill of Universal Health Care for everyone who doesn't want it....which is
why, to cheer us all up, I thought we should all dream of sugar-plum fairies, and a better world--- where the crooks were in jail, and Ronald Reagan back in the White House, the jihadists were scared, and Santa was eating all the sugar cookies on the plate, and finishing up the pie in the fridge!
This one is from my liberal friend...JR...who I suspect, has a "male" friend who sends HIM very sensible emails, and he sends them to me, because he knows I will like them, even if he doesn't. JR especially loves to make fun of "rednecks." Bless his heart.
So, a short one...enjoy. ******
The TITLE: Sounds like a plan to me....
Peace at Last
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
Have a great Sunday! --