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Nobody Reports Hot Air Masks

Nobody Reports: Finally, some action has come out of the billionaires at the Copenhagen meetings on Global warming....
 
The United States has declared that most abundant gas, carbon monoxide, to be a dangerous pollutant, and to prove that we mean to curb our heavy breathing, we have asked Tiger Woods to try not to have so much sex---
 
And also, we have agreed to put masks on all the Presidents on Mt. Rushmore, whose large exhales of carbon monoxide has been found to be melting ice caps and send them hurling into the continent of Australia. Sorry about that guys.
 
These masks will also be an inspiration to a nation of polluters..and "President Obama" hopes this will be the beginning of a global participation in masks, to be worn by all living animals, human and otherwise.
 
A global mask tax has been suggested to help those who just cannot afford a mask, pay for them.
 
Anyone who is caught without a mask on will be subject to a heavy fine, and a trial at the global international court of "global warming crimes." Al Gore has personally ordered a criminal court building to be erected, run by solar energy of course, and to be ready by 2010.
 
The taxes raised from the sales of these masks will more than cover all the carbon footprints caused by the elites this year, and they hope to raise another billion to cover expenses next year...which is rumored to be held again in Copenhagen thanks to the generous contribution of the local prostitutes.
 
A lot of exhaling will be going on...so this is a step to progress!
 
It's good to see something coming out of all those great minds besides hot air, don't you think?
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
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Barbara Boxer: Mental

Nobody Knows: When you live in a country, where a "senator" named Barbara Boxer makes this idiot statement---

"Denying women abortion coverage is like denying men Viagra."
 
---You have to wonder just how many millions of people in that country think that statement has any logic whatsoever, and if there ARE millions that see "logic" in it, then we are surely doomed to be destroyed by aliens, and I'd say very soon too, because any alien worth his salt would be concerned, and rightly so, that with leaders like Barbara Boxer being so incredible stupid, the planet Earth might be a danger to the universe. Our leaders alone are making a major toxic mess, and the people just can't seem to control them.
 
First place, no one is denying women abortions. Abortions are legal here. Most everyone, who wants to, will FIND the money for an abortion. But, forcing others to pay for abortions, is downright criminal. Boxer wants you to think it's part of being "healthy." Like a part of health care. Like removing a tooth.
 
The liberals are soooooo careful not to offend anyone's religion, except when it comes to killing newborns. Then the government doesn't give a hoot about what your GOD says, abortion is a state right.
 
Like I said...mental.
 
Second place, Viagra is a drug..costs about seven dollars. How anyone can compare a drug to a baby is beyond human comprehension, but that's how long and hard this propaganda feminist brain-washing has been going on.
 
If Barbara Boxer believes it's the "women's right to choose" then she should stick to that. It may be the woman's right to choose, (by her argument) but it's NOT the women's right to make others pay for it.
 
Like I said, nobody knows how many people fall for this logic, but this nobody would rather not know...
I'd perfer ignorance.
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