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Nobody's Perfect: Umar vs Janet

Nobody’s Perfect:This is a week where everyone in the country, is just so ecstatic that some idiot cannot seem to put his explosive underwear on right. Yes, Umar Farouk Abulmutallab gets the Nobody’s Perfect award for today, and very happily too, I might add.
 
Good thing for us, that all of Abdul’s perfectly rich London education, and very cushy banker’s son’s life, did not give him the sense of a goat in heat---not to mention…he goes through all that trouble to drive a jihadist attack into the very heart of American capitalism, by detonating a bomb over.....wait for it...
 
                           Detroit?
 
 
Thankfully, some brave nobodies came to the rescue and tackled the guy before he could explode something besides his own butt.
 
What an Al-Qaidic mastermind! Anyone who has been to Detroit might say he’s a bit too late. Yes, destroying Detroit with a plane is definitely going to bring down capitalism. Maybe he was aiming for those new electric cars.
 
Any good conspiracy theorist worth their salt would claim that if you happened to be a President frantically searching for a way to save his failing Presidency, a plane crashing into that lost city of Detroit could be an opportunity to jump-start his FDR stimulus programs for rebuilding infrastructure. I mean, it took thirteen hurricanes before they finally hit New Orleans and those weather modification efforts really paid off! All those thousands of FEMA trailers sitting around in empty lots just waiting for disasters were put to use. (Bill Clinton was PREPARED!) And with great success I might add...not one trailer has been foreclosed.
 
We all know that conspiracy theorists are completely ludicrous. No elected or unelected public servant in our America would ever dream of sacrificing a few citizens just to obtain a more “controlling” objective…no, that would NEVER happen. Forget I mention it...Come to think of it, that may be why our other Nobody’s Perfect contender for the week thinks tea partiers are a danger to America! We really can think up the most annoying conspiracies.
 
I am talking about none other than Janet (afraid of veterans) Napolitano.
 
On Sunday, our Director of Homeland Security (Janet) told some CNN reporter named Candy (whom, by the very sound of her name we can assume must have sent ol Janet’s lesbian libido’s hormonal balance out of all sense of logic) that the--- system worked. Yes, it worked because…all products STILL went out on Christmas day!
 
Let that one sink in----All products.
 
She then added (as a second thought) that the people were once again safe, until she realized that to say the system worked was just as idiotic as admiting that you failed to put on your explosive underwear correctly.
 
She immediately came back and said her comment was taking completely out of context and that the system failed miserably.
 
And this nobody can tell you why.
 
A whole shipment of “Surfer Obama” rubber dolls did not reach their various American Mall destinations until after Christmas. (Nobody Makes this stuff Up, but there IS a Surfer Obama doll.) And with a mistake like that…we can only expect perfection from MS Napolitano from now on.
 
So...let's all go play golf in Hawaii...where our perfect President is at this very moment.. perfecting his excuses of why he is not taking the protecting of this country seriously between his imperfect drives.
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The Gift of Knowledge

Nobody's Opinion:

My Favorite Libraries:

Twain,
Adams, Lucas,
---Mine.





"My refuge was the Detroit Public Library. I started, it now seems to me, with the first book on the bottom shelf and went through the lot, one by one. I didn’t read a few books. I read the library.”
                                                    
                                                        --Thomas Edison -- The Diary and Observations
 
Can you imagine reading a whole Library? I can. There are fewer things in life more exciting than books to me. I can walk into any library on the earth and get heart palpitations. I want to take down every single one and read them all.
 
But here’s what you may not have known…Thomas Edison read the entire library of Detroit at the ripe old age of twelve. My love of a good book didn’t start until I read my mother’s edition of The Prince and the Pauper by Mark Twain…I was nine. Ever since I entered the magical world of books, I have never left.
 
And that’s why I wanted to start off the year to tell you what I got for Christmas…my very own…library.
 
Like any good thing, it took years to build, and it holds mostly just reference books. I would need another whole room built for my other books.
 
And this library is very precious because it not only puts my books within fast reach, but hold memories from my family. For instance, those yellow magazines you see in the middle shelves were a gift from a grandfather to his young granddaughter…a collection of National Geographic from the year 1956, and I have read every one. On the other side of King Tut is a set of Encyclopedia Britannica. (Grandpa again) And there on the top, my most prized possession of the Annals of America, found one day in a box at my local library, for free.
 
Tell me there isn’t a god.
 
There is also the complete works of Mark Twain, given to me by my mother who hated to read, but saw her own daughter’s love for it. It also contains her first copy of the Complete Works of Shakespeare. Lots of family bibles and almost all the other books were gotten from libraries for basically, only 10 cents a book.
 
And the Egyptian statues have a story…a reminder of the last years of my mother’s life.
 
Here’s the story: In 2001, my mother finally passed away. And for years, I had taken care of her after my father died. By the time the hospital bills were all paid for, and her estate taken care of, I was left with a little over a thousand dollars. The years of being my mother’s caretaker had taken quite a toll on me, (She was on a stomach pump, and paralyzed on one side)
 
One day, just a few days after she died, I walked into a furniture store and saw those statues, and spent my mother’s last few remaining dollars. “Someday, I’m going to built myself an Egyptian Library!” I announced boldly to the clerk. I knew I should have put away the money, but I was grieving--sorely. Besides, strange as it may seem, I felt I deserved it.
 
Here it is, nine years later, and my dream of having actual shelves for my books has come true. These are books that I have kept in closets and boxes for most of my life. And…okay…forgive me. I sort of MADE my poor husband build it for me. Yes, I pushed him on it.
 
If you don’t build it now, then when? There is no more room in our closets! Inflation is coming…big time!
                                                 We have to do it ---NOW!”
 
So, we bought about $200 dollars worth of pine from Home Depot, cut up some old kitchen tables, bought a few lamps, and viola!
 
Like I said, there are few gifts in life as exciting to me as books and there are many libraries that I love. The famous John Adams library in Quincy, MA, is one. (Above) George Lucas’s library is to die for. (above) Mark Twain (above) had a wonderful ambiance to his library, where, while on a tour back in 2000, I almost broke a rare lamp. I was trying to read some of the titles of his books and my purse attacked it. If not for my quick reflexes, I might be still paying off the lamp, and never have been able to afford another book ever again.
 
BUT…no longer do I have to eat dinner and stare at the face of King Tut in my kitchen, for now---finally---after all these years…I have my very own nobody library!
 
God, I feel like I just had a baby…. Have a cigar!
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Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

Nobody Wishes Everybody the most simply wonderful of Christmas cheer and spirit! I hope you all have a holiday.. full of family memories, silly games, lots of good food, and tons of great camera moments!
 
Yes, and heaven and nature can sing along too!
I'll be taking the next few days off. It's raining here in St. Louis, but we ARE expecting snow tomorrow! A few inches will do...
 
I'm going to put on my "jamies" soon... and dream of sweet Palm trees...and a better future for us all. Good things always starts with a dream...
 
God Bless us all...everyone.
See you on Monday!
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Nobody Cares About Cookies

Nobody Cares: What do you do, when you have a dozen women neighbors who have hundreds of sisters and aunts and grandmothers who just LOVE to get together once a year and cook holiday cookies, and then...decide to just send you two full plates of at least eight pounds of deligious delights, each cookie more delectable than the next...just for a Christmas present?
Yup.
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Do YOU Have a Christmas Pet Peeve?

Nobody Knows---
How I hate to Christmas shop. Really. It's because I never have enough money to buy anything. I even had to skip my usual DAVE BARRY desk top calendar present to myself this year..due to the tough times.
 
(I know, leave me alone.)
 
What? You don't buy things for yourself at Christmas? Hey---it's the only time of year I have an excuse.
 
I also have a hard time going into little specialty shops, ones that I've known have been struggling all year, and they see you come in, and you can just see the pain on their faces...they need sales so bad, these small shops.
 
I went into at least 25 specialty shops today, just because here in Missouri, there is a very quaint and probably one of the last, of the historical "main streets" in the United States. It's a main street right off the river, (The Missouri) where Lewis and Clark started their journey to explore the West, and it's called St. Charles.
 
Let me tell you---if you can't get in the Christmas spirit walking down St Charles's main street, you will never get it. You know..red ribbons on every pole, candles, hundreds of Santa's and ornaments---smells of cinnamon, and coffee, flocks of geeze flying overhead, tons of pine needles...etc. Lights in every window..the horse drawn buggy...which is more often than not lately...empty.
All the shops have tons of stuff you would never ever dream of seeing at Wal-Mart. In fact, there is so much "stuff" you just can't take it all in.
 
So, I thought up something I thought was rather clever. Every store I went into, I would go up to the owner and I would spread out my arms...and say as loud as I could---

"I'm on a personal quest! I'm looking for a very fancy letter opener! Do you have one?"
 
And since NO one sells letter openers anymore...I always got a smile, and they felt better knowing that they didn't have to feel bad when I didn't buy anything, because after all..."SHE IS ON A QUEST!"
 
And they would all tell me where to go maybe to find one, and then everyone would smile and laugh, and I could look at all the wonderful stuff that I couldn't afford to buy without feeling bad, and a "Merry Christmas" was felt by all, just because there were...well...smiles and good wishes.
 
God knows we all need them.
 
From St. Charles, I went to the local "Mall" and stood in a line of over 40 people, just to get a bargain on a box for a friend...(the box was five dollars.)
 
I hated it.
 
When I got home, I realized, the box was all wrong. I bought it because it was the right price.
 
Oh well. It's NOT like I'm going back to that store to take it back and wait in another line for over 30 minutes...because tomorrow I have to go change the car oil...because my husband got mad at me when I got home for NOT changing the car oil, even though, he said yesterday..."If you're going to shop, better do it tomorrow, because bad weather is on the way...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!"
 
Yes, that's me above, and it expresses just about how I feel about Christmas shopping.
 
I'd rather have sex.
 
Unless of course, you have a really nice cheap letter opener to sell me..
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Nobody's Perfect: American Reporters

Nobody's Perfect:
 
The Nobody's Perfect award of the week goes to the 'American Press'...or what's left of it. The biggest story of the year, just happened...and it was not reported on.
 
 
Right in the middle of the biggest world conference on "global warming" ever held in the history of mankind...half of the globe was in complete freeze mode, showing signs that we are all in for the "biggest cooling" every remembered by man.  Hardly a global warming---we are witnessing more like a global freezing, proving just how much of a scam that whole conference of "hot-air multinational buzzards" was.
 
Sure---we heard about the blizzards coming down in Copenhagen...but what was not reported so much, was that all of Europe has gone into an insidious deep freeze. It's so bad in fact, that the famous Eurostar Trains has left tens of thousands of people stranded due to...
 
Are you ready? Snowfall.
 
Over 16,000 breakdowns have been reported on the Eurostar, and many of the homeless are just freezing to death. Some "trainsters" were stranded for over 16 hours without food and water, left to deal with hungry kids, and sleeping on floors.
 
The Eurostar Trains going to Paris, London, Brussels, and Disneyland were all down. Lots of much needed Christmas "profit" was lost, due to God's Global snow job.
 
And we aren't the only country in dire need of "profits."
 
Here in the United States, God was trying to freeze Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid for all of us as the whole Eastern Seaboard was treated with great blizzards. In fact the weather was so dangerous, even on the busiest shopping day of the year, everyone was told to stay home.
 
But that's NOT what wins the prize. What was not reported anywhere on our major news, was that China's trains were also shut down due to the worst snowstorm in 50 years. No one can get to Beijing, or out to Central China. Those are Chinese up there...waiting to get on the train. They could be us in several years, if Warren Buffet gets his way.
 
Yes, the world is so absurd, that even when half the globe goes into a freeze zone, the elites keep insisting that the world is getting hotter, and we are doomed. They cannot make the propaganda movies fast enough.
 
This nobody suggests that the great global blizzards of 2009 were very much under reported.
 
But then again, so are Al Gore's cold hearted lies...
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Nobody Reports on a Monday...Nudging Sun Tzu

Nobody Reports on a Monday


Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be director of the opponent’s fate--- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
 
So, what do you think? How’s that extremely subtle “nudging” coming? Bribing Senators with million dollar cash give-a-ways is not exactly what I’d call…subtle.
 
I watched some of the Obama’s White House Christmas on TV tonight, you know, the usual yearly Christmas tour at the White House---and I noticed three things: The overall theme was “red”...besides the mantra of "hope and change" there was no theme: the first family could not, it seems, find the time to take us through the house… But they ARE going to have some 30 holiday parties: and Sun Tzu was sitting in the Red Room, talking no doubt to the ghosts of Lincoln.
 
But here on my little street…Christmas is till very much alive. It’s good to know, Obama is not America. America, and its spirit, is still strong and full of form, simple to understand, and screams the desire for the loud and joyous sounds of “freedom.”
 
America, and Christmas…go together like pumpkin pie and whipped cream, and no amount of red change in the White House is going to change that recipe. We WILL hand it down. You better believe it.
 
In fact, Sun Tzu made one mistake… he didn’t have a shredder; therefore, he is no mystery any longer.
 
You can’t kill a star. Little poor babes in mangers have been known to destroy empires, Kings, and fools. And the greatest nation ever to be built on the planet will not go down with a medicare whimper...
 
And sometimes...out of nowhere comes…a miracle. It’s happened before, it will happen again.
 
The more Obama tries to be formless..as he has expressed in all his platitudes and empty lies, the more he succeeds in reminding us who we really are... America...land of the free, home of the brave.
 
If we don't defend the universe...who will?
 
Let's hope he keeps it up.
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Nobody Gets EMAIL: How to End the War

Nobody Gets E-Mail! In a world of sugar-plum fairies, your government doesn't destroy your country, it's citizen's lives and fortunes, and their future grandchildren's lives while you're out walking the malls looking for that last Christmas gift to give the children. But it seems, that's exactly what happened today--- when the Senate passed the slavery bill of Universal Health Care for everyone who doesn't want it....which is why, to cheer us all up, I thought we should all dream of sugar-plum fairies, and a better world--- where the crooks were in jail, and Ronald Reagan back in the White House, the jihadists were scared, and Santa was eating all the sugar cookies on the plate, and finishing up the pie in the fridge!
 
This one is from my liberal friend...JR...who I suspect, has a "male" friend who sends HIM very sensible emails, and he sends them to me, because he knows I will like them, even if he doesn't. JR especially loves to make fun of "rednecks." Bless his heart.
 
So, a short one...enjoy. ******

The TITLE: Sounds like a plan to me....
 
Peace at Last
 
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
 
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
 
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
 
Have a great Sunday! --
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"She's Got a Ticket to Ride...

Nobody Wins: As one of my favorite talk show hosts, George Noory on Coast to Coast am likes to say: Nothing is a coincidence. And sometimes these coincidences point to a train wreck.
And therefore today’s topic: Trains, and three recent newsworthy notes pertaining to them.

First Train Wreck;
I’m sure the subject of trains are not being discussed very much in Copenhagen this week, what with all the private limo’s running around… but it’s no coincidence that the Queen made a very public appearance last week, thereby sending a message to her royal subjects that she is not below taking a public train, and she even paid for the tickets herself. (--which means of course that the British people gave her a ride.) Unlike her snobby son, who took the royal plane to the Copenhagen summit, and the Prime minister, who rented a big royal plane to haul him and a whole bunch of global snobs… (Guess the prince and the prime minister just could not managed to hitch a ride with one another) the Queen mother, who has her very own Royal Train…, showed frugality by taken the local train to Sandingham, one of her many royal castles, for Christmas.
 
Wow.
 
Well, we Americans can’t exactly complain about the Queen when we have a whole fleet of royal arsses, now can we?
 
She booked a first class ticket, and any passengers who had tickets on that car, simply had to move…and give up their seats. She opened Christmas cards to pass the time, no doubt from other queens and kings around the planet, all doing their part to show the “lower” classes how they want the masses to commute
 
The Queen, cute as a button in her peasant scarf, knows what’s coming.

Second Train Wreck: Warren Buffet, just last week bought 3 railroad companies here in the United States, paying 4.4 billion. The United States has only seven existing. He knows the future will be moving not only vast amounts of cargo, but people.
 
You see, trains are much more energy efficient than trucks. And since the United States basically was the great engine of the mass production of everything pertaining to trains…our old run down system is about to be rebuilt, at the expense of “jobs for Americans.” Someone has to build those “new” rails, and I bet it’s not Warren.
 
Despite the fact that trains to most Americans, are out of the 19th century, with thoughts that the car WAS superior, and Jesse James was not a threat to your new Mustang…in the future, it is the plans of the globalization elites for America to be brought down to the same third world existence of China and India. Therefore we need trains. I’m sure they will even have an Ayn Rand express.
 
People will find it very hard to afford more than one car, SUV’s will be too expensive, and therefore, taking the trains for the poor will be much more economical.
 
As Buffet’s friend Alan Greenspan recently said: there now are two economies, one for the rich, and one for the poor. Why else is Warren buying into such venture? He knows what’s coming. Let's hope he remains in control of his trains, because we all know what happened when Atlas Shrugged off.
 
This brings me to the Third Train Wreck: Now----How do you get the millions of American who love their cars used to traveling by train again?
 
                                                                                        SEX!
 
Have you seen the new commercial for Channel No, Five? A sexy woman is on a train, and she sees a man on the train, and then the sex is practically oozing off the train, and then you see him just come up and kiss her neck right in the middle of the train depot. It’s not Channel that’s turning him on…it’s the sheer sexiness of a train.
 
Come on, this is not a coincidence. Nobody buys Chanel No. Five anymore. That perfume is even older that I am.
 
I must admit, trains can be fun. But at the moment it’s actually cheaper to take a plane from St. Louis to Chicago than a train. And once you GET to Chicago you have to rent a car. I have no idea how much the trains cost in Europe, but we have a lot more miles to cover here. Look for Warren to buy into “National Car Rental.”
 
Buffet plans to make a nice profit off his trains. I can’t see the train ticket becoming cheaper, can you? No offense to the Europeans. The trains work well over there, I hear. But here in America, face it. We love our freedom. We love to just get in our car…and drive anywhere. If we want to sit on a train and socialized we’ll take the trams at Disneyworld.
 
The plan is to make America more like Europe, but we’re not Europe. Besides, what in the world are they going to do with all those fast food that dominate our highways? Think of all the money they will lose on treating diabetes alone?
 
Put McDonalds on the trains… and then people can go back to those tiny little rooms on the trains and have sex after their quarter pounder, and pretend they are in the back seat of a Mustang.
 
Wait, how much is a room on a train, with a bed going to cost? Look out soon for group sex on a train.

(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
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Dictionaries Banned in White House

Nobody Cares:
 
It seems Nobody Cares that our “President” has not a wit of mathematical ability in that less than noble prize brain of his. The proof? He has announced (and by the way, this picture on Drudge was just perfect, if you are a big fan of Hillary’s expressions, as I am) that if the Congress does NOT pass his Health Care plans, the United States will go bankrupt.
 
Oh really? We are not bankrupt now?
 
Let’s see---Our country is $60 trillion dollars in dept. That comes out to $187,717 per person. How much is a trillion?
 
Dear Mr. President. Let me explain it to you so that you can understand. In fact, go get those lovely daughters of yours and put them on your lap…and listen, I will explain it to you in a way you will be able to understand.
 
If a trillion kids stood on top of each other, they would reach way, way, way beyond the moon…beyond Mars and Jupiter, and almost as far as Saturn’s rings.
 
Now, get out your dictionary, look up the word---Bankrupt: unable to satisfy ones’ debts. I’d say that’s pretty clear.
 
Can we pay off our debts now? Nope. So…doesn’t that mean the United States is now bankrupt? Think hard now. Ask this question to those girls; If you add more debt to that $60 trillion figure, is that going to help? Nope.
 
Is it that simple? Well…yes. But come on…our “President” knows we are bankrupt now, so by coming out with this statement, he is not only trying to “scare” all the idiots out there educated by our wonderful public school system, thereby using the usual bullying tactics of the Mafia to get his way… he is setting himself up to be able to say, when the angry mobs start blaming him for the dollar demise, and future high inflation, not to mention the high future taxes…

“It’s not my fault. We went bankrupt because we didn’t pass health care”
Or in his mind…”Those baby boomers just refuse to die off!”
 
But if you don’t believe me, the Nobody American citizen who was also "damaged" by the American public school system, than perhaps an expert like Robert Chapman at the International Forecaster will help you out. He says we’re bankrupt, and they are trying to destroy America to make that One World Government, and this nobody, tends to agree. Give his site a visit!
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The Final Federation Star Party

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Nobody Knows:
Last week, on Coast to Coast am….Richard C. Hoagland made a conspiracy theory remark right after my own heart… Richard, in case you are not familiar with him, used to work for NASA. One of his jobs was to report as science advisor to Walter Cronkite. He was right there during the moon landings…in other words, he’s not exactly a nut case. On the contrary, he is one pretty smart dude as they would say in Hollywood.
 
Anyway, in a nutshell, he said that the moon smashing “looking for water” show that recently appeared was actually a well set-up planned event to get us all ready for the upcoming announcement that …we are not alone. Obama even had a “Star Party” in the White House before the event. Gee…I didn’t see that on the news, did you? But then again, one thing we do know, Obama likes to party with stars, so I’m sure it’s true.
 
This “we are not alone” announcement will be used to used to bring in the New World Order Government, that most leaders have not been so secret about, and Richard thinks, Obama will become that “New World Leader,” because as an African-American Muslim (okay, I say he’s a Muslim) he has been picked as the obvious choice to represent the earth. And you thought I was a nut job?
 
But think: Wasn’t the POPE recently looking at the moon and saying that there were aliens? Did you catch that? Was that just too strange?
 
Richard suggests we read Obama’s speech at the Nobel Peace Awards with that in mind. He thinks that speech was a perfect set-up for us…as to what is to come.
 
Actually, my Nobody’s Opinion is that Richard may have something here. Now, I’m not expecting any real actual proof from any government of aliens, we will be told just to “trust” them, and it will be used as a “crisis” to unit us all into their “no borders, one international big community” where a bunch of elites and their buddies will rule us all.
 
On the other hand, they could point out that Barney Frank is not one of us, and we would become instant believers.
 
 Did you see the crowds at Copenhagen? Was this the Star Trek “Federation” coming to our globalized planet soon? Who knew Copenhagen had such a huge building? That building alone was big enough to house the whole city of Houston. Just to heat that sucker must have cost over 3 billion for the week.
 
Nobody reported on that though.
 
But, back to Richard. Globalization…with a one world governement...the final frontier, is on full warp speed. You don’t have to be a Trekie to see that. To tell us that aliens exist is NOT going to be a big deal for most of the planet. BUT…to tell us that Obama is going to lead us all to becoming global citizens, well that IS going to be a big deal.
 
When a reporter asked a NASA representitive, did you find water on the moon?--He answered, "Probably, but I'm not going to tell you."
 
So, Nobody Knows when the "citizens" of the world will be enlightened with the final proof of alein life, but then again, they don't tell us much of anything else, do they?
 
Scottie---beam me up! And have a nice bubble bath ready for me.
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Nobody's Perfect: Al Gore...again!

Nobody's Perfect: Al Gore
 
Gee...it was a tough choice this week---finding a candidate for goof-ups, what with all the mistresses of Tiger Woods running all over confessing just how "sorry" they were to have upset Tiger Woods wife...
 
But in the new global consciousness of consequences, this man just can't seem to help himself when it comes to getting on my Nobody's Perfect list.
 
Al Gore announced at Copenhagen's gathering of elite leaders looking for "green cash payouts for ice-cap bunkers" this week, that the North Pole was going to completely melt in 5-7 years.
 
What he is not admitting, and don't expect any adjurations from Al's lips anytime soon...is that the North Pole is simply going to shift downwards, into New York State.
 
The polar bears will be walking fifth Avenue soon, and since the Wall Street "Bears" exist not far from there daily, the liberal Marxists will be quite happy to watch the carnage.
 
Al Gore, hides his real agenda in lies...once again.

(Nobody Makes this stuff up.)
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Nobody Reports on a REAL Killer

Nobody Reports on Real Killer… There are not too many things that can scare me when it comes to illnesses. In my family alone, I’ve watched the ravages of diabetes, heart attacks, cancer, strokes, sleep disorders, blood clots, pneumonia, depressions, and the usual yearly bouts of whatever stomach or respiratory flu that is going around. Everyone in the family but me has had the “swine flu” and barely noticed it.
 
But there is one illness that gives me more terror than even watching Al Gore recite global warming poetry, (and that’s pretty scary) and it’s not called the swine flu…it’s call…meningitis. You see, meningitis, can kill you in a matter of hours. It’s sneaky. You start out thinking you just have the flu…go to a doctor, and he sends you home, saying, well, you just have some kind of flu. And then, before you know it, you get sicker, your brain swells up, and then…you’re dead. And here in St. Louis, in my mind, it’s almost an epidemic.
 
They don’t report it as being anything to be concerned about…but then ‘they’ wouldn’t would they?
 
I read about it all the time. Many a case has happened here of some poor kid one day feeling fine, and a few days later…dead. And the majorities of the time, these people went to hospitals or doctors, and then were sent home. So, when I got a call from my son, who sounded very upset, and who would never in a million years call and ask me for help…being a mom, I went into panic.

“Hey, mom…I’ve had a high fever for over four days. I’m vomiting. I went to a clinic and they took my blood, and they said I did not have the flu, or a virus. But, mom, my neck is really stiff in the back. I’ve never had this before. I’ve had a staph infection for a while now…I have headaches and I feel terrible all over…and my neck is swollen. Can you look up this on the Internet? ”
 
Okay, you’re talking to mom here. She remembers every cold, every measles, every single spoon of cough medicine, every worry, every sleepless night…she knows her son’s body almost as well as he does. She also knows that the hospital he could afford was probably just a joke. She also knows the sound of “stiff neck.” Please god…not this...
 
You see, my son does not have insurance. He can’t afford it. And on top of that he has a pre-existing condition so NO insurance company will insure him. Even though he works full time as a personal trainer for a fitness empire, they do not offer insurance. The trainers have to get their own. So, he is an independent contractor, which means, he has to pay double taxes…so to speak. Plus, he just bought a house.
 
And here’s the kicker---he had gone so some kind of “med” clinic, who charged him over a $1,000 dollars just for a simple blood test, visit, and some antibiotics, and he came home with really no answers. Going out again, to find out if he had the meningitis, would just break him financially.  It doesn’t matter if I say I’d pay for it. He is proud.
 
When I hear them talk about “socializing” our medical system, I always think…it’s already “socialized.” Get real.
 
I went to the Internet---Google, Ask Jeeves, Yahoo---I kept getting the same junk. Long ago, when the Internet first started, you could use Netscape and get infinite details…not anymore. You really have to search hard in this controlled new Internet to get detailed information, and time was in the essence.
 
My thoughts went to my father. Once, when he was having a full blown stroke, we rushed him to the nearest “med” clinic and he saw a doctor, who told us to take him to see a neurologist on Monday…it was Friday night. We left that clinic and then took him to a hospital, who put him in a room, and he bled in his brain for two days…until Monday, when he finally saw a doctor….who could not even see pass the blood splattered all over the inside of his brain.
 
So, you can understand my distrust of “med” clinics.
 
Logically speaking, with his symptoms, my son should have gone to an emergency ward. But you can die in those. If you don’t go to the right hospital, you could end up with another big bill…one gang member in that night, and you have what? The flu? Forget it.
 
“Okay, do you have a rash?”
“Well, my chest is pink.”
 
“Are your extremities numb?”
No, my feet are cold.”
 
Okay. You’re talking very sensibly. One of the symptoms of meningitis is you start being confused and talking silly. So, watch for a rash, and if you’re neck gets worse, have your girlfriend rush you to the nearest hospital, and make a big scene.”

Don’t worry about the bill, for god’s sake.
 
I should have gotten into my car…but then again, he had his ‘love’ with him, and I knew she was a very sensible woman. She owned and ran her own children’s daycare, and has two children of her own…to calm myself I wrote about “Captain Kirk..WTF.
 
"Call me...just CALL ME...it you go."
"Okay mom."
 
 My mind was not exactly on Star Trek. Concentration was out the door. I prayed a lot.
 
I talked to him yesterday. He had a rash, but his neck was better. For all I know, he could have had meningitis, not all cases kill, or so the Internet says. But I still worry. America still has a good system, if you have the money, and if you are insured, or if you work for the government--- but if you are one of the ones like my son, who would actually be expected to pay for his hospital bills, unlike all the illegal’s who get free care…you’re very life could end, because no, you are an honest person trying to pay his bills, and you stay home…and hope.
 
This is the horrible condition that our government has put us all in, in order to create a big problem, (which they did) so that they could come in with their "universal health care" solution.
 
Words cannot express my thoughts to this matter...don't ask.
 
Soon, my son will have to pay another “tax” just to get out of the health care he probably won’t get because it will be too expensive. But, something tells me, millions all over the world, will be getting free health care thanks to Harry Reid.
 
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Nobody E-Mail--The Silence, the Fanatics

Nobody's Very Late E-Mail favorite!
 
Let me first say a big "THANKS" to my two very observant readers, Earl and amfortas for pointing out that my "Kirk" moment was in fact...a Picard moment, proving once again that it's all in the details, and why nobody in their right minds would ever publish anything that I say.
 
I DID have a somewhat excuse though...last night, I thought my son might be on his deathbed, and to say the least, I had very little control over my own mind.
 
And if you have ever known a mother in panic mode...the fact that I even posted anything at all was short of a miracle. I will tell you about it tomorrow...and I beg you to remember, I may not be perfect, but then again (It's okay, he's alive) I'm not Tiger Woods either, thank goodness.!
 
Now, I give the credit to Earl Pundit for picking this week's e-mail...it's got a very good "point" and therefore I'll just shut up, and let it speak for itself....see you tomorrow!

A German's View on Islam
A man, whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II, owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude toward fanaticism. ' Very few people were true Nazis,' he said, 'but many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories.'
 
We are told again and again by 'experts' and 'talking heads' that Islam is the religion of peace and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. Although this unqualified assertion may be true, it is entirely irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff, meant to make us feel better, and meant to somehow diminish the spectre of fanatics rampaging across the globe in the name of Islam.
 
The fact is that the fanatics rule Islam at this moment in history. It is the fanatics who march. It is the fanatics who wage any one of 50 shooting wars worldwide. It is the fanatics who systematically slaughter Christian or tribal groups throughout Africa and are gradually taking over the entire continent in an Islamic wave. It is the fanatics who bomb, behead, murder, or honour-kill. It is the fanatics who take over mosque after mosque. It is the fanatics who zealously spread the stoning and hanging of rape victims and homosexuals. It is the fanatics who teach their young to kill and to become suicide bombers.
 
The hard, quantifiable fact is that the peaceful majority, the 'silent majority,' is cowed and extraneous. Communist Russia was comprised of Russians who just wanted to live in peace, yet the Russian Communists were responsible for the murder of about 20 million people. The peaceful majority were irrelevant. China's huge population was peaceful as well, but Chinese Communists managed to kill a staggering 70 million people. The average Japanese individual prior to World War II was not a warmongering sadist. Yet, Japan murdered and slaughtered its way across South East Asia in an orgy of killing that included the systematic murder of 12 million Chinese civilians; most killed by sword, shovel, and bayonet. And who can forget Rwanda, which collapsed into butchery. Could it not be said that the majority of Rwandans were 'peace loving'?
 
History lessons are often incredibly simple and blunt, yet for all our powers of reason, we often miss the most basic and uncomplicated of points: Peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by their silence. Peace-loving Muslims will become our enemy if they don't speak up, because like my friend from Germany, they will awaken one day and find that the fanatics own them, and the end of their world will have begun. Peace-loving Germans, Japanese, Chinese, Russians, Rwandans, Serbs, Afghans, Iraqis, Palestinians, Somalis, Nigerians, Algerians, and many others have died because the peaceful majority did not speak up until it was too late.
 
As for us who watch it all unfold, we must pay attention to the only group that counts--the fanatics who threaten our way of life.
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My Star Trek Moment

Nobody Reports: Captain Kirk is obviously expressing all the thoughts in every nobody head in the world...just pick your subject.
 
First off, America has been overtaken by a cartel of Chicago communists. Lead by a raciest President that by all accounts was put in power with the help of the Federal Reserve, George Soros, and our last President...as main street America is forced to sit and watch their country go into some kind of cyberspace globalized 1984...time warp come true. Anyone over 55 and sick, will just have to get sick and die.
 
Second place: Must we be forced to examine Tiger Woods multi-superhuman sex life every single second of our lives? Do we HAVE to hear about every single famous person who commits adultery just because it keeps us from noticing that our country and our futures are being stolen right before our powerless eyes on the weekends and midnight?
 
Third Place; How often do we have to put up with all our favorite sitcom TV characters putting down conservatives like Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin? And how about all that clever new homosexual kissing being done all over the TV, written into primetime scripts so the kids can see? How much do they have to use nudity to get you to watch their programs? And how about those vaccine alerts every minute of the day?
 
Is there anyone else in the world but me that thinks Sex in the City is...BORING?
 
Fourth place: How often must we watch any President get off and on Air Force One? Our Presidents are now KINGS. They start wars without Congress, appoint Czars without Congress, and have more control than any King George ever dreamed of...when does that stop? Huh?
 
And speaking of Congress....who ARE these people?
 
Maybe we should all make a sign with that wonderful saying on it...and just take over the Capitol, the White House, and the Supreme Court and start over. Just have millions surround the place, and demand they get out.
 
I mean really...the whole place is completely hopelessly...ruined.
 
Okay--- my Scrooge moment is over...WTF.
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