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Nobody's Perfect: The Smoker

Nobody's Perfect: By now, thanks to Drudge, everyone has seen this picture of the thinnest President ever recorded on record...if he gets any thinner, he's going to have to get his body guards to help him pick up his cigarettes---they will be just too heavy.
 
I live in Missouri, the state that has the highest number of Meth labs in the nation...(Or so they say...whoever they are.) and we have many people that look like this here.
 
If I had seen this man walking past me on any street...I would automatically think to myself..
 
"Okay---what's he smokin?"
 
Tomorrow, here in Missouri, we are being asked to vote on a "no smoking" ban...for the state. So, I'm thinking if this smoking ban stuff continues, don't you think that since WE own the White House, there should be a "no smoking" ban there too?
 
Oh, there already is one?
 
Well, then...must be those midnight trips keeping him so trim.
 
Have a twinkie...go ahead Mr. President. You look like you could use one.
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Have YOU Got an Epocha in your Pocket?

Nobody’s Opinion: “The people should never rise without doing some thing to be remembered---something notable. And striking. This Destruction of the Tea is so bold, so daring, so firm, intrepid and inflexible, and it must have so important Consequences, and so lasting, that I can’t but consider it as an Epocha in History. Will they punish Us? How? By quartering Troops upon Us? By laying on more duties? By restraining our Trade? By Sacrifice of Individuals, or how?”
                                                        ---John Adams, comments on first Tea Party.
 
The American people are fed up, with both parties---it’s no secret. And make no mistake, our government knows it. So, what ARE we going to do about it?
 
I was watching Rush Limbaugh on Fox this weekend, and he is clearly upset about the country, as we all are. But, somehow, Rush thinks, if we could just go back to the old Republican Party, then all will be well again---that is, if Obama doesn’t destroy the country first. When asked how the Republican Party got so messed up, he wouldn’t go there. He refused to blame it on x-President George W. Bush. And Rush refuses to see George W. as what he is: a world government proponent like his father.
 
I’m sure Rush protects him because he believes in his heart that Bush is a good guy. Even John Adams liked King George when he finally met him….but, come on. You can be a good guy and STILL ruin nations.
 
Just this weekend, Daddy Bush celebrated the falling of the Berlin Wall with Gorbachev at his side. He took the glory of the historical moment of the wall falling…away from Reagan, Wilson, and anyone else, and gave it to the people. Daddy Bush also expressed how wonderful the world would be if we all just got unified, like the European Union.
 
Right, put your hands into the unelected globalists.
 
Daddy Bush is a one-world-government globalist---so is his son, as we saw by his immigration policies, and the bail-outs. Daddy Bush would like nothing more than a well mannered revolution of the people to be guided by his son Jeb. (I feel like I’m the ping-pong ball in a game of smash, from one globalist to the next.)
 
Rush also likes Sarah Palin. ( As do most conservitives.)
 
I don’t know about you, but I was so sure George W. Jr. was going to be the guy to put America back on the track, but look what he did. If Sarah ran on a republican ticket, I wouldn’t trust her either; sorry Rush. President George W. Bush really ruined our trust forever in the GOP. Remember, the GOP ran McCain, and remember Dole? The winner is already picked, you HAVE no choice.   
 
I love Rush. I really do. But, what happens if the FCC throws him off the air? What then? Will he be left like Terry Schiavo was…out to starve in the no-oxygen zone? It could very easily happen.
 
Will he get it then?
 
The truth is plain. The regular folks of the United States have no representation, and our Constitution is just a piece of paper that is given lip service whenever they are trying to blow us over. "President' Obama, as he has said, wants to get rid of it…and he will.
 
Our Constitution would work, if our leaders would obey it. But they have rigged the game. They are above the law. And very soon, we will be wrapped in the black flag of communism.
 
Take this HlNI nonsense, every minute of the day, updates--- its ridiculous.
 
Is this all about the government brainwashing the masses about how much they care about us all? Today, I even heard discussions about putting the fear into people that if they got the flu, they could be fired.

FIRED!
For being sick! Good god.
 
Or is there something maybe more insidious in that vaccine? Nano-technology?
 
I saw drones in the sky at the St. Louis tea party. They can seed clouds…they control the weather; we have all witnessed their words and their crimes. I wouldn’t be surprised.
 
In 1776, the good people of this country did every thing they could to go along with the Britain’s rule. Like them, we don't want to upset the cart. We obey Glenn Beck, and march peacefully, put up with insults, heavy taxes, and watched our kids being brainwashed, and our liberties disappear. Waiting…waiting…waiting for the GOP to save us.
 
We are being told to make way for the young…why? We are living NOW! Every life has the right to the pursuit of happiness and liberty…even at 90. How dare they tell us that crap?
 
John Adams was right. An historical event of epoch proportions is needed. Something “Striking.” What do we do? We can’t have guns, as Glenn Beck said…they will come in with tanks. But we are NOT powerless.
 
We are being told to rebel, but don’t do anything rash. Well, we’re all complaining-How’s that working for us?
 
What good is our Constitution, if every politician can completely ignore it and do what the hell they want? They never go to jail. They take our money and just blow it away, trillions…on other nations, their friends, ---themselves. Oh…but they talk a good talk, don’t they?
 
And now…they threaten our very jobs, lives, and liberties. Our founders are going "WAKE UP...DO SOMETHING!!
 
I don't know about you, but I’m tired of rich snobby elites ruining my life, my future, and my fortunes. (Okay, I have no fortune, but…it sounds very Adamses) Aren’t you?
 
John is right. What we need is an Epocha that will reverberate around the world. Maybe we should all dress up as Michael Moore and burn communist flags, on the Mall. I don’t know.
 
We need something so…cleverly brilliant that everyone will imitate it…and go… Good for the Americans, if they can do it…so can we.
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Nobody E-Mails: Athletes or Politicians? You Decide

Nobody Flashes E-Mail:
 
Who won tonight? Let me guess...the billionaires.
 
Since the World Series is on, and I did a good job of giving away ten dollars worth of candy to just two kids, both in Star Wars costumes--- I'm in a good mood. Last year, I got two eighteen-year olds, dressed in post modern, punk rock drug lords, which is actually what they were every day,(I watch them walk home from the bus stop) so things are looking up.
 
I thought this e-mail from the first girlfriend I ever had (and who still lives in my home town of Naples, Fl., and is actually still the only girlfriend that I will ever have) would be a good one to post. It's probably gone around the world by now, but, a good joke...like good art, lasts forever.
 
Except...something tells me...these were not jokes.
 
(Thanks Janet)
 
                                       WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS...
 
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
 
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
 
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
 
4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
 
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
 
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)
 
7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."
 
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ."
 
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above is locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
 
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."
 
11. Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
 
12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
 
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
 
14 Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."
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