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Nobody Muses on Missing Music

Nobody’s Opinion: I don’t know what the matter with me is …I really don’t…but, I think it’s the music--- I miss it.
Everybody should have a big dose of whatever their favorite music is every day. Music is the human’s way of expressing that which even words have trouble doing. Sometimes just a note can resonate a deep feeling. A single note, played in the hands of a Jeff Beck, can take you back to your first love, or a lost one.
 
The baby boomer’s “sounds of silence” have been transformed into a raucous and meaningless, “I got a big gold necklace and you have a big shaky bootie, and I have a big what you want, baby.” dance rap songs---a far cry from “I Want to Hold Your Hand.” or even, “I’ve Got You, Under My Skin.”
 
Many of us are just now figuring out that very few things are a coincidence. Most “cultural” phenomenons are hashed out in think tanks and introduced into the market for our “control.” Yes--- that even includes our music.
 
For instance: Rapping is an easy way to get kids to praise Obama, and learn his government lessons of complete mindless obedience to all his “topics” as we all have recently seen. So, it’s no wonder rappers are all over the place. Coincidence? Do you really think some of these guys, made it to the top by their incredible talent?
 
Between the internets, talk radio, and cable news channels, most of the news is so horrible I feel like I’m hearing some bad version of Moonlight Sonata being played in the background, over and over again. I’m beginning to suspect that Beethoven was watching Glenn Beck having conversations with Nostradamus, in-betweens Sonatas.
 
And when did the music get so….empty? When Michael Jackson died, a lot of us felt like we’d had a bucket of water poured onto our heads….oh yeah…we had forgot all about him…and for good reason.
 
But…Tom Hanks brought the music back tonight with his HBO special on the 25th Anniversary of the Rock and Roll Hall of fame. Tom wanted to remind us that hey--America did one thing right.
 
There they were in New York, all the famous musicians of my generation: BB King playing “The Thrill Is Gone” for the 48th trillionth time, and it still sounds like the first. Crosby, Stills, and Nash putting the sweetest harmonies to Paul Simons’ simple rendition of, “Here Comes the Sun.” Bonnie Rait, burning our hearts with a love song, like only she can. Then the masters--- Jeff Beck, Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Dion, Smokey, Springsteen, and that ever so silly Ozzie, who can’t make up his mind if he wants to bless you or cuss at you.
 
Garfunkel was still reaching out to save us all with his “bridge.” (Somebody throw me a couple of bridges, I could use them.)
 
My favorite part was when Mick Jagger started dancing and singing rings around that Globalization Bucket of Babylon---Bono. (Okay, I admit. I’m not a big fan.) I once saw Tina Turner due exactly the same thing to Mick. The man learned.
 
And in case you haven’t noticed, the talented musicians of the baby boomers generation are suddenly being dusted off and rolled back out into the mainstream. The Beatles have once again “made a comeback” and you can now play them on a video game.
 
I suspect this is a very deliberate attempt on the government to put us baby boomers, who are mad because they are about to be cut short of a decent healthy life, in a better mood. There are only so many times you can rip people off before they go nuts. Maybe they figure if we sing “She’s Got a Ticket To Die” enough, we will go quietly into the muddy fields of Woodstock, and get lost in the parking lot to Macy’s, and spend a few more bucks before we croak off, clutching our Universal Health Care cards in our bloody texting hands.
 
What the &$%* happened to us? The baby boomers---the hippies, the Woodstock generation of Joni Mitchell’s “going back to the garden.”? Michelle Obama wants to take us all back there, and why? (As if Monsanto would let us…) They want us to remember the hippie philosophy of “do nothing, live on nothing, money is bad, mom and dads are dangerous, and women can do everything a man can, especially earn a paycheck.”--- Good old progressive ways.
 
The trouble is, my generation was “in” the garden, and most of us were too stupid or too stoned to know it. Now, we are just figuring out, that the “garden” has been hoed and the field is being abandoned.
 
What we need now is a rousing chorus of “Hold On, I’m Coming.” As Billy Joel once said, “We didn’t Start the Fire” Good music never dies. Buddy Holly might be dead, but “When You Wish Upon a Star” is still a big hit in my nobody heart---How about you?
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Nobody Got E-Mail 100 Years Ago

Nobody Gets E-Mail---100 Years ago...Obama was just a thought in his mother's Burke
 
Hey, we all survived black Friday right?
 
As you might guess, I'm the last person you would find standing in line for over 4 hours just to get $25.00 off a microwave. Of course they SAY there are sales, but... they lie. You know they do. It's almost become a national addiction....lying, and shopping. So thank god for beer.
 
Anyway, I had the BEST thanksgiving,(I learned there was such a thing as Polar Bear Crack from a 7- year old, bet you didn't know that!)
 
So this week, I'm posting one of those common e-mails that everyone gets, and just for fun, added my own "opinions" in red...Show this to your children and/or grandchildren That is, if Al Gore lets you have them.
 
1909 FORD Model R My grandmother had one! Really!
 
THE YEAR 1909 The year is 1909.
 One hundred years ago.
 What a difference a century makes!
 Here are some statistics for the Year 1909 : ************ ********* ********* ******
 
The average life expectancy was 47years. Life expectancy in 2009? Whatever they decide, which if left up to them would be right around nine weeks.
 
Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 14 percent of humans use them now, so not much of a difference.
 
Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.Tell that to your daughter when she doesn't get the latest I-phone for Christmas.---"When I was your age, we walked to the phone!!"
 
There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles Of paved roads. Give us just ten years, and we'll be right back there.
 
 The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. We don't even drive in the cities now. Bullets travel faster than 10 mph.
 
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
The tallest structure in the world is now in Dubai, and no thanks due to George Bush, (of course, you have to blame somebody) it will never be finished. But hey, it's at least taller than the "not ever rebuilt" World Trade Center.
 
The average wage in 1909 was 22 cents per hour. Which is what most Americans will be making after taxes in 2011.
 
The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year . Show-offs.
 
A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, Now, a dishonest accountant can expect to make 347 million per year. Finally, improvement.
 
A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. Dentists now make $2,500 every time they say the words "open." My Vet makes enough to sponsor his own elephant herd in Kenya, and I suspect that's exactly what he does. And the positions of mechanical engineer no longer exists in the U.S. They all live in Sing-a-pore and drive yellow vipers.
 
More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME. What a mess! On the other hand, we will be getting back to that noble tradition soon. Our government is training Mexican women as we speak to come into the United States and deliver their own babies at home, so that they can grow up to work for ACORN! Saving all of us taxpayers from having to pay any doctors!
 
Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which Were condemned in the press AND the government as 'substandard. '
And nobody ever got sick. Now they just look at you...and give you a pill, which kills you quicker. The government had already started on getting that Universal Health Care passed, way back then. It took them a 100 years, but it looks like it's finally coming...let's hope India really likes us.
 
Sugar cost four cents a pound. Which means, we don't get enough sugar, because everyone was thinner then. Pass the pie.
 
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen. Now their fourteen cents an egg.
 
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound. So what? what was the price of cocaine?
 
Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo. Now, we have dreadlocks covered in gook, and you can go for at least a year without washing...an improvement.

I once washed my hair in beer...it works pretty good.
 
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from Entering into their country for any reason. Now that's a good idea! Let's just kick out the poor, and save ourselves some money on our taxes. Let's send them to all to Canada in honor of John Candy.
 
 
Five leading causes of death were: 1. Pneumonia and influenza 2. Tuberculosis 3. Diarrhea 4. Heart disease 5. Stroke
Now, it's 1. food poisoning and H1N1 flu vaccine 2. cow emissions 3. hurricanes 4. floods and fires 5. elections and 6. Barney Frank or Glenn Beck, depending on who raised you.
 
The American flag had 45 stars. According to Obama, we now have 57 stars...it's looking up.
 
The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30! This is a lie. There were at least 31, they forgot to count Frank Sinatra.
 
Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea Hadn't been invented yet. Neither had the New York Times, Taco Bell, and Diet Coke...which explains the dumbing down of the entire nation.
 
There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day. BUT, there was a George Washington Day, and you didn't have to buy him a present.
 
Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or write. Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school. Okay, tell me how this has changed?
 
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, " Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health. ( Shocking? ) No. Well, we...foolish nation...will soon the the Utopia of George Soros' wet dream...a nation where all marijuana is sold over the counter, morphine will be administered on request, and heroin, will be given to hyperactive kids in school. This will also mean that they will have to outlaw guns, due to too many stoned people getting mad when they don't get their governmental drugs...on time. Someone might crash a party at the White House.
 
Eighteen percent of households had at least One full-time servant or domestic help. This one is true...once upon a time, even the middle classes could afford household help. My middle-class grandmother always had an Irish maid..and then they came along with liberating women. They had the peachy idea that women should not only do their own housework, but do a full day's real work at the same time! Thanks Gloria.
 
There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.! Now there are that many on a Saturday night in Chicago. Don't worry, they put a serial killer on TV to help us get those numbers up.
 
Try to imagine what it may be like in another 100 years. (Must I?) In another hundred years, we will, according to the latest reports...be chipped, live in energy efficient homes where we will work for the government, and watch big screen 3-D T.V.s most of the day, and eat nothing but protein bars. We will have camera's in our TV to make sure we are doing our morning exercises, and eating right. George Orwell, will be double speaking commands, and we will have a global "President" and a global army, and no one will be allowed to reproduce, unless they go to Harvard. If we get out of line, we will be forced to wear ankle bracelets, and listen to old reruns of Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Rosanne Barr on one of her "better" days.

Nevertheless, we will still be allowed to watch reruns of the Three Stooges on holidays.
 
IT STAGGERS THE MIND
 
Yes...my mind was staggerd just thinking about why they failed to mention, that NOBODY had to take up half their day, getting through their e-mail box.
 
Soon, it will cost you the price of a stamp just to send one. That's one prediction you know will come true. You can bet on that one. 100 years from now, your e-mail will cost you a small fortune.
 
So, think about that next time you read YOUR favortie e-mail. With that thought, I'm going to stop complaining about it. Really. I am...In 100 years.
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Happy Dogs, Happy Turkeys

Nobody Cares:
 
Everyone and their mother-in-law has been preaching all week about how we should all just count our blessings...you know, forget 2012, or go see the movie so you can prepare yourself for the end...and when it doesn't come, you will be oh-so-grateful that WHEN or IF you lose your job, you will remember that you did NOT die in 2012, therefore...you will just be thankful to accept that wel-fare check...or something like that.
 
In all in the new progressive mind control...just ask Barney Frank.
 
And like most Americans...I can't WAIT to see the movie. A place where cell phones never lose their connections, even in the event that the whole world is destroyed...the cell phones would still be working, and someone will have a car accident because they were talking on the cell phone and did NOT dodge that telephone pole falling on their head.
 
But, when I get down and out, (which sometimes happens on holidays, and bad body days) I just think of my adorable American Eskimo...Zippy. (That's her on her back. She likes the cool air coming in through the door.)
I've had a lot of dogs in my lifetime, but Zippy, is just about the happiest creature walking on the planet. She keeps my soul up, wakes me with a big sloppy kiss every morning, and there is nothing in life that gets her down. I figure she's my instant Karma. Not even 2012...would dampen this little spirit.
 
And this other picture is one of my most favorite pictures...just look at those little faces!

"Okay, what are we gonna do now?"
"How'd you get out there?"
"What did you say? There's dog treats?"
"Hey, where's mom?"
 
Okay, thank God for my dogs. And if Disney kills another dog in a film I think I'm going to sue them for emotional reparations.
 
(As you can tell, Zippy is sleeping at the moment)
 
Everyone have a wonderful Thanksgiving! And I'll see you after Black Friday!
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Nobody Knows the Final Goal

Nobody Knows-- The Final Goal
Soon the great and wonderful OZ will make his announcement that he will be increasing troops in Afghanistan, much to the bemoaning of not only liberals, but just about everyone else on the map. But what do they tell us about Afghanistan? What do we really know?
 
If you go by everyday news, they just don’t tell us much of anything, and that’s done on purpose. I got this in my e-mail box…so, if you are like me, just plain curious, this might help you out when listening to the entire normal BS coming from just about everyone. Because…nobody knows what the goal REALLY is. Is it global market domination? Oil? Drugs? Or like they all say, we will not be attacked HERE if we just keep the war going over there?
 
As we all know, that one is wearing thin. Anyway, thanks to Ant for the e-mail! And please excuse me, I have pies to cook!

Just read ...
In 2009 alone, after many billions of dollars had already gone into the construction, expansion, and maintenance of U.S. bases in Afghanistan, American taxpayers were called upon to pay for more than $1 billion in construction contracts — and based on the evidence at hand, including those future options, this may prove just a drop in the proverbial bucket. All of this has been happening without a clear plan laid out in Washington for the future of U.S. military operations in that country, without a legitimate national government in Kabul, and of course with no shortage of infrastructural repairs needed at home. Americans curious to know much of anything about the Pentagon’s Afghan building boom beyond Bagram would have found little on the nightly news or in major newspapers. It has essentially been carried out in the dark, far away, and with only the most modest reportorial interest.
 
Forget for a moment the "debates" in Washington over Afghan War policy and, if you just focus on the construction activity and the flow of money into Afghanistan, what you see is a war that, from the point of view of the Pentagon, isn’t going to end any time soon. In fact, the U.S. military’s building boom in that country suggests that, in the ninth year of the Afghan War, the Pentagon has plans for a far longer-term, if not near-permanent, garrisoning of the country, no matter what course Washington may decide upon. Alternatively, it suggests that the Pentagon is willing to waste taxpayer money (which might have shored up sagging infrastructure in the U.S. and created a plethora of jobs) on what will sooner or later be abandoned runways, landing zones and forward operating bases.
 
 2014 or Bust: The Pentagon’s Afghan Building Boom Nick Turse and Tom Engelhardt, November 06, 2009 Email This Print This Share This Comment Antiwar Forum
 
In our day, the American way of war, especially against lightly armed guerrillas, insurgents, and terrorists, has proved remarkably heavy. Elephantine might be the appropriate word. The Pentagon likes to talk about its "footprint" on the geopolitical landscape. In terms of the infrastructure it’s built in Iraq and Afghanistan, perhaps "crater" would be a more reasonable image. American wars are now gargantuan undertakings.
 
The prospective withdrawal of significant numbers/most/all American forces from Iraq, for instance, will — in terms of time and effort — make the 2003 invasion look like the vaunted "cakewalk" it was supposed to be. According to Pentagon estimates, more than 1.5 million (yes, that is "million") pieces of U.S. equipment need to be removed from the country. Just stop and take that in for a second. Of course, it’s a less surprising figure when you realize that the Pentagon managed to build, furnish, and supply almost 300 bases, macro to micro, in Iraq alone in the war years. And some of those bases were — and still are — the size of small American towns with tens of thousands of troops, private contractors, and others, as well as massive perimeters, multiple bus routes, full-scale PX’s, fast-food outlets, movie theaters, and the like. In many ways, Iraq-style war has now become the gargantuan template for the Afghan War build-up that Nick Turse describes below. (His is the sort of summary picture of a less-than-adequately-covered situation that Tom Dispatch specializes in, based in part on investigative Internet reporting and the mining of Pentagon contracts, government and corporate websites, and military publications.) In fact, some percentage of those 1.5 million pieces of equipment will undoubtedly simply be sent Afghanistan-wards.
 
As the Bush administration built the world’s largest — and shoddiest — embassy in Baghdad, our own mother ship, mission control center for the region, and modern ziggurat, so now, the Obama administration is about to do the same (at approximately the same startling cost) in Islamabad, Pakistan, as a monstrous mission control center for the Af/Pak theater of operations. In Iraq, structures like Balad Air Base or the ill-named Camp Victory just on the edge of Baghdad are so massive, so permanent-looking — so clearly built for long-term occupation — that it’s still hard to imagine how the Pentagon will abandon them to the Iraqis.
 
Now, as Turse reports, the U.S. military seems intent on beefing up another network of bases for another surging war, involving another heavy presence in another distant land — and these bases, too, the Pentagon will undoubtedly be loath to turn over or evacuate. Every army carries a version of its society on its back into battle. We emphasize poundage. Like our culture, our wars are spendthrift and consumption-oriented. If continued, they will someday bust us.
 
 Tom 2014 or Bust The Pentagon’s Building Boom in Afghanistan Indicates a Long War Ahead By Nick Turse
 
In recent weeks, President Obama has been contemplating the future of U.S. military operations in Afghanistan. He has also been touting the effects of his policies at home, reporting that this year’s Recovery Act not only saved jobs, but also was "the largest investment in infrastructure since [President Dwight] Eisenhower built the Interstate Highway System in the 1950s." At the same time, another much less publicized U.S.-taxpayer-funded infrastructure boom has been underway. This one in Afghanistan.
 
 While Washington has put modest funding into civilian projects in Afghanistan this year — ranging from small-scale power plants to "public latrines" to a meat market — the real construction boom is military in nature. The Pentagon has been funneling stimulus-sized sums of money to defense contractors to markedly boost its military infrastructure in that country. In fiscal year 2009, for example, the civilian U.S. Agency for International Development awarded $20 million in contracts for work in Afghanistan, while the U.S. Army alone awarded $2.2 billion — $834 million of it for construction projects. In fact, according to Walter Pincus of the Washington Post, the Pentagon has spent "roughly $2.7 billion on construction over the past three fiscal years" in that country and, "if its request is approved as part of the fiscal 2010 defense appropriations bill, it would spend another $1.3 billion on more than 100 projects at 40 sites across the country, according to a Senate report on the legislation."
 
 Bogged Down at Bagram Nowhere has the building boom been more apparent than Bagram Air Base, a key military site used by the Soviet Union during its occupation of Afghanistan in the 1980s. In its American incarnation, the base has significantly expanded from its old Soviet days and, in just the last two years, the population of the more than 5,000 acre compound has doubled to 20,000 troops, in addition to thousands of coalition forces and civilian contractors.
 
To keep up with its exponential growth rate, more than $200 million in construction projects are planned or in-progress at this moment on just the Air Force section of the base. "Seven days a week, concrete trucks rumble along the dusty perimeter road of this air base as bulldozers and backhoes reshape the rocky earth," Chuck Crumbo of The State reported recently. "Hundreds of laborers slap mortar onto bricks as they build barracks and offices. Four concrete plants on the base have operated around the clock for 18 months to keep up with the construction needs." The base already boasts fast food favorites Burger King, a combination Pizza Hut/Bojangles, and Popeyes as well as a day spa and shops selling jewelry, cell phones and, of course, Afghan rugs. In the near future, notes Pincus, "the military is planning to build a $30 million passenger terminal and adjacent cargo facility to handle the flow of troops, many of whom arrive at the base north of Kabul before moving on to other sites."
 
 In addition, according to the Associated Press, the base command is "acquiring more land next year on the east side to expand" even further. To handle the influx of troops already being dispatched by the Obama administration (with more expected once the president decides on his long-term war plans) "new dormitories" are going up at Bagram, according to David Axe of the Washington Times. The base’s population will also increase in the near future, thanks to a project-in-progress recently profiled in The Freedom Builder, an Army Corps of Engineers publication: the MILCON Bagram Theater Internment Facility (TIF) currently being built at a cost of $60 million by a team of more than 1,000 Filipinos, Indians, Sri Lankans, and Afghans. When completed, it will consist of 19 buildings and 16 guard towers designed to hold more than 1,000 detainees on the sprawling base which has long been notorious for the torture and even murder of prisoners within its confines.
 
While the United States officially insists that it is not setting up permanent bases in Afghanistan, the scale and permanency of the construction underway at Bagram seems to suggest, at the least, a very long stay. According to published reports, in fact, the new terminal facilities for the complex aren’t even slated to be operational until 2011. One of the private companies involved in hardening and building up Bagram’s facilities is Contrack International, an international engineering and construction firm which, according to U.S. government records, received more than $120 million in contracts in 2009 for work in Afghanistan.
 
According to Contrack’s website, it is, among other things, currently designing and constructing a new "entry control point" — a fortified entrance — as well as a new "ammunition supply point" facility at the base. It is also responsible for "the design and construction of taxiways and aprons; airfield lighting and navigation aid improvements; and new apron construction" for the base’s massive and expanding air operations infrastructure. The building boom at Bagram (which has received at least a modest amount of attention in the American mainstream press) is, however, just a fraction of the story of the way the U.S. military — and Contrack International — are digging in throughout Afghanistan.

Rave Reviews for Kandahar In March, according to Pentagon documents, Contrack was awarded a $23 million contract for "the design and construction of [an] Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance ramp, Kandahar Airfield, Afghanistan." Last year, in the Washington Post, Pincus reported that a planned expansion at the airfield, also once used by the Soviets and now a major U.S. and NATO base, was to accommodate aircraft working for a Task Force ODIN — an Afghanistan-based version of the Army unit which used drones and helicopters to target insurgents planting IEDs in Iraq. Today, Task Force ODIN-Afghanistan — the acronym stands for "observe, detect, identify and neutralize," with a nod to the chief Norse god — is up and running, and still reportedly piloted out of "Bagram in one of two small, nondescript ground control stations." Whether ODIN aircraft are also operating out of Kandahar Airfield is — like so much information about the U.S. military in Afghanistan — unclear.
 
Certainly, though, many more NATO and U.S. aircraft will be flying out of the base once Contrack, as it notes on its website, completes its "[d]esign and construction of replacement runways with asphalt and touch down areas with concrete pavement" and "rehabilitation of 6 existing taxiways," among other projects. Contrack’s Kandahar contract is set to be fulfilled by late December, but like Bagram, the base already gives every appearance of permanence. "It’s one of the busiest single runways in the world," Captain Max Hanlin from the 2nd U.S. Army Division’s 5th Stryker Brigade told Agence France-Presse recently. Originally built to house 12,000 troops, Kandahar Air Base now supports 30,000 or more NATO and U.S. personnel. Some do battle in the inhospitable terrain of the surrounding region, while others have never been outside the wire and wile away their time in the base’s cafes and small shops (where troops reportedly can buy, among other items, belly dancer costumes), party in the "Dutch corner," play roller hockey in the base’s central square, or dance the night away at a Saturday rave. "They are shaking glowsticks as if they have no concept of the mines and the war outside," said one U.S. officer, watching troops on the dance floor. In recent days, U.S. forces announced a decrease in recreational perks and an imposition of more austere circumstances — salsa and karaoke nights have already been cut at Kandahar — prompting worries by NATO allies that their recreational facilities will be overrun by entertainment-starved U.S. troops.
 
A Mob of FOBs It seems that no one outside the Pentagon knows just exactly how many U.S. camps, forward operating bases, combat outposts, patrol bases and other fortified sites the U.S. military is currently using or constructing in Afghanistan. And while the Americans have recently abandoned a few of their installations, effectively ceding the northeastern province of Nuristan to Taliban forces, elsewhere a base-building boom has been underway. In April, Contrack was awarded another $28 million contract for work on airfields — to be performed at unspecified sites in Afghanistan. In June, Florida-based IAP Worldwide Services was awarded a $21 million contract to enhance electrical power distribution at the U.S. Marines’ still-growing Forward Operating Base (FOB) Leatherneck in Helmand Province, a Taliban stronghold.
 
Scheduled for completion in June 2010, that project is only part of IAP’s work, which has involved "almost two dozen power plants at U.S. Army bases in Afghanistan and Iraq" that, according to the company’s promotional literature, its teams have "delivered, installed, operated and maintained." FOB Dwyer, also in Helmand Province, is fast becoming a "hub" for air support in southern Afghanistan, according to Captain Vincent Rea of the Air Force’s 809th Expeditionary Red Horse Squadron. To that end, Marine Corps and Air Force personnel are building runways and helipads to accommodate ever more fixed-wing and rotary aircraft on the base. The two services collaborated on the construction of a 4,300-foot airstrip capable of accommodating giant C-130 Hercules transport aircraft that increase the U.S. capability to support more troops on more bases in more remote areas. "With the C-130s coming in more frequently, more Marines can travel at a given time and will definitely help Camp Dwyer and other FOBs and COPs (Combat Outposts) to build up," says Capt. Alexander Lugo-Velazquez of Marine Light/Attack Helicopter Squadron 169. In September, the Air Force reported the completion of the first phase of a six-phase construction project at FOB Dwyer which will eventually include additional fuel pits and taxiways, increased tarmac space, and the lengthening of the runway to 6,000 feet.
 
In October, according to government documents, the Army also began soliciting bids — in the $10-$25 million range — for construction of fuel storage and distribution facilities at FOB Dwyer. These, like the infrastructure upgrades at Bagram, are not scheduled to be completed until sometime in 2011. In Helmand, as well as Farah, Kandahar, and Nimruz provinces, between June and September the Marine Expeditionary Brigade-Afghanistan alone established four new forward operating bases, "10 combat outposts, six patrol bases, and four ancillary operating positions, helicopter landing zones and an expeditionary airfield."
 
In October, defense contractor AECOM Technology signed a $78 million, 6-month extension contract with the Army to "provide general-support maintenance as well as the operation of maintenance facilities, living quarters and offices at two U.S. military bases as well as forward operating bases and satellite locations" in Afghanistan. Defense contracting giant Fluor has also been hard at work landing lucrative deals in Afghanistan. In March, the Army reported that, in accordance with President Obama’s spring surge of troops, Regional Command East in Afghanistan had tasked Fluor to expand four existing forward operating bases and, if need be, build another eight new ones. In Regional Command South, it was reported that "[e]mergency work to expand eight FOBs [wa]s underway after being competitively awarded to Fluor under LOGCAP IV." This is the current version of a military program first instituted by the Pentagon in 1985. It has been the key means by which military logistics and supply functions have been turned over to private contractors. (The previous version of the program, LOGCAP III, was awarded solely to Kellogg, Brown and Root Services or KBR, then a division of the oil services giant Halliburton, primarily in support of U.S. operations in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Kuwait and was plagued by scandals.)
 
In Afghanistan, companies like Fluor are clearly digging in. Fluor, in fact, describes itself as "co-located with the U.S. Army in Afghanistan, where the team coordinates, provides oversight, and implements Fluor’s execution plan to provide the necessary resources and labor to accomplish this mission" of "providing multi-functional base life support and combat services support (CSS) to the U.S. and Coalition Forces in Afghanistan." The company is "simultaneously constructing and managing the expansion of eight Forward Operating Bases[...] in Southern Afghanistan. This includes the construction of an FOB to accommodate 17,000 to 20,000 U.S. Military personnel." Fluor, no doubt, expects to be "co-located with the U.S. Army in Afghanistan" for a long time. In July 2009, the defense giant was awarded a $1.5 billion contract for LOGCAP IV services in Afghanistan; in October, the Army reported that the LOGCAP program was responsible for erecting 6,020 units of containerized housing known as relocatable buildings or RLBs in Regional Command South. In July, under an existing LOGCAP IV contract, scandal-tainted defense contractor DynCorp International, along with partners CH2M Hill and Taos Industries, received a one year $643.5 million order to "provide existing bases within the Afghanistan South AOR [area of responsibility] with operations and maintenance support, including but not limited to: facilities management, electrical power, water, sewage and waste management, laundry operations, food services and transportation motor pool operations," as well as "construction services for additional sites."
 
With an eye to the future, the Pentagon has included four one-year options in the contract which, if taken up, would be worth an estimated $5.8 billion. Just recently, the Australian military indicated it was also digging in for a long stay, announcing a $37 million upgrade of its main base near Tarin Kowt in Oruzgan province, to be completed by mid-2011. As at other NATO facilities, increasing numbers of U.S. troops have been operating out of Tarin Kowt recently and, in late September, the U.S.-based company Kandahar Constructors signed a $25 million deal with the Pentagon for runway upgrades there, also to be completed in 2011.

Speaking the Language of Occupation
In 2009 alone, after many billions of dollars had already gone into the construction, expansion, and maintenance of U.S. bases in Afghanistan, American taxpayers were called upon to pay for more than $1 billion in construction contracts — and based on the evidence at hand, including those future options, this may prove just a drop in the proverbial bucket. The building and fortifying of bases in Afghanistan isn’t the only sign that the U.S. military is digging in for an even longer haul. Another key indicator can be found in a Pentagon contract awarded in late September to SOS International, Ltd., a privately owned "operations support company" that provides everything from "cultural advisory services" to "intelligence and counterintelligence analysis and training" to numerous federal agencies. That contract, primarily for linguistic services in support of military operations in Afghanistan, has an estimated completion date of September 2014.

Nick Turse
is the associate editor of TomDispatch.com and the winner of a 2009 Ridenhour Prize for Reportorial Distinction as well as a James Aronson Award for Social Justice Journalism. His work has appeared in the Los Angeles Times, the Nation, In These Times, and regularly at TomDispatch. Turse is currently a fellow at New York University’s Center for the United States and the Cold War. A paperback edition of his book The Complex: How the Military Invades Our Everyday Lives (Metropolitan Books) was published earlier this year. His website is NickTurse.com. Copyright 2009 Nick Turse Read more by Tom Engelhardt • Too Big to Fail? – November 1st, 2009 • Why Obama’s Iran Policy Will Fail – October 29th, 2009 • The Great Superpower Meltdown – October 26th, 2009 • Obama’s Choice – October 22nd, 2009 • Three Cheers for the War Dividend – October 20th, 2009
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Nobody's Perfect: Levi

Nobody's Perfect: Levi Johnson
"President" Obama has been on this list just too many times in the last month and I'm getting bored with him...and since Thanksgiving is coming up, I'd thought a change was due.
 
 So, here's the "Hollywood Joe" that gets the Nobody's Perfect award for this week...and why? BECAUSE of this quote:
 
"I don't want to look like as if I'm someone who is getting naked for fame."
 
So he poses for Playgirl? Yeah, nakedness is not something you would see there. Good going Levi.
 
If Levi's not getting naked for fame...then what's the reason? Can we say he is getting naked to embarrasses his mother-in-law? Is he getting naked for...money? Is he getting naked for Elton John? He doesn't want to "look?"
 
What?...Does he want to be remembered for his outstanding philosophical musings? I'm confused.
 
Playgirl is sold mostly to "gay" men. I'd say God jumped in just in time to save Bristol, but that's me. (He does that kind of stuff alot.) If a guy doesn't think he's naked when he's standing in the shower, then he probably doesn't bathe much.
 
Levi, may I also add, must not be perfect in other areas either, for rumor has it, he covers up. All we can do is imagine that the reason for this is because of...his imperfections. I'm just saying.
 
I'm just thankful he's not in my family...and although there were many worse villians in the fold this week...we all needed a break---from me. I COULD have written a LOT about this guy, and what a scum he is...but why?
 
You're welcome!
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Nobody Reports: The Biggest Christmas Star...

Nobody Reports on a Monday:
 
Here it is--the star you have all been waiting for.
 
You know that moment when you start putting up your Christmas decorations, and you and your neighbor try to out do each other every year?
 
Well...top this.
 
This 550 pounds Swaravski crystar star is going on top of the Rockefellar Center Christmas tree...very soon.
 
The girl on the side is going to put it there---at least, she would if she lived in my neighborhhood.
 
I don't know about you, but...I'm tempted to fly to New York just to see the tree. I'm expecting King Kong will place it right on top, right after he parties with Fify Cents. (I was watching that guy on MTV cribs today, and even though I'm not familar with any of his songs, his house is certainly big enough for at least two Kongs.)
 
Anyway, I think we can all agree, New York needs all the Christmas cheer it can muster.
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Nobody Gets E-Mail: Taxable Tatoos

Nobody Gets E-Mail:
 
It's Saturday night! And upon hearing that our Senate was going to pass the biggest TAX hike in the history of the world with its "Universal Health Care" package, on a weekend before Thanksgiving when everyone is just too busy to pay attention---(so they passed it)--- I thought this fit nicely for all of us who are wondering just what will happen next time we go to the doctor...
 
If you didn't get this e-mail, then you missed some fine pictures!
 
Here we see Lenny and Squiggy, who realized that if they could tax botox, they will tax tatoos. In fact, just about anything that breathes will be taxed. So, tonight, they went out and got the works.
 
Anyway, here's some thoughts from me, if these guys were here, I'd like to ask them these questions;
 
Feel free to make up your own.

Number one: Would anyone in their right minds even KISS
these guys?

Number two: Can he pull those knives out and cut his pork chops?

Number three: "Are those just bumps on your head, or are you just
glad to see me?"

Number four: What happens with cell phone reception?

Number five: Do you think you deserve "free" mental health care
and do you think I should pay for it? Is THAT the plan?

Number six: Did you plan to call your congressmen and tell them you
have found their missing children?

Number seven: If I say that "you're really ugly" will I be arrested for
a hate crime?

Number eight: Have recent news events got you down too?

Number nine: Can you drink and drive without being pulled over?
And if you get in a car accident, will your nose be cut off? Or are those knives to get you out of your seatbelt?

And Number ten: On behalf of all American Citizens,
would you give the Speaker of the
House, Nancy Pelosi, a visit on ourbehalf? Say around...midnight?

Hey, everyone have a nice weekend!

Wait, one more: Can I fry an egg in your earlobe?
Does your neck have real teeth? (somebody stop me!)
Did it dawn on you...that plaid is just not your color?
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Sarah Jumps on Oprah's Couch and SCORES!

Nobody’s Fool: Poor, poor Oprah. The richest women in America bet the farm on Obama and his shining star, and it’s cost her. When Obama’s real intentions and motives on the “change” that he envisioned for America, exposed him as the Marxist, racist that he is---and his crimes were exposed by Glenn Beck, who is on at the same time as Oprah, her viewership plummeted faster than Mr. Dole’s lost Viagra. (Let’s add that Bob Dole really didn’t need Viagra. I can’t see him getting off any couch, can you?)
Yet, while everyone is making fun of Glenn Beck’s weight (which by the way looks pretty normal to me) NOBODY has said a word about MS Oprah’s head shots. The camera never goes off her pompom hairdo.
 
I don’t blame them.
 
Now she says, she is just going to pick up her vast fortunes, quit her show, and move out of the coldest place on the earth. You go girl!
 
She was very snotty the other day, talking about her retirement. Saying that weeeeell, she was just not into the daily grind anymore of the show, especially when she HAD to interview people she didn’t want to interview. “God, do I have to do that boring person?”
 
Obviously referring to the very successful interview of Sarah Palin…but… HELLLOOOOO? Oprah?
 
I thought the whole station: the show, the content, the format, the money, the company, was controlled by YOU? You are the boss; you can choose who you interview or who you don’t---right? Either it’s a lie, and your PR is just a Disney tale in Goofy land--and it’s really NOT you holding the strings, or you’re just trying to butter up your feminist base---which is it?
 
The other richest woman in the United States, Martha Stewart, went even further to express her “hatred” of the new girl in town. She called Sarah, “dangerous” and did NOT hide her very condescending opinion of her.
 
What? Is Martha scared Sarah is going to send Ms. Stewart back to jail?
 
Well, gee Martha. I don’t like you trying to cover the planet in pastels, either, but I don’t go around calling you prison-rat bait, do I?
 
Go into any K-Mart and you see the most “boring” crap ever made on the planet. It’s pretty much like looking at baby food. You know---mush. Martha has tortured us quite enough with egg-shell, blue-green everything. You feel like you're walking through some giant Easter-basket, with marshmallow shoes. I bet she's helping to design the health-care package as we sleep. In every hospital there will be a "get well" drinking cup in puke green, at taxpayers expense. (sorry)
 
I suggest Martha Stewart styles in every jihadist jail cell, but that’s me.
 
Anyway, Oprah is the only Diva in the world who can make a major scandal out of---wait for it----wait for it----are you ready…? A man in love!!
 
When Tom Cruise announced that he was so in love that he jumped on Oprah’s couch with happiness, Oprah’s mouth was stretched as wide as a hippo yawing in her mud hole. She was so appalled at the very action! How horrible! A man in love!
 
And now she is losing it. She had a porn star on after Sarah, for ratings, or to insult Sarah, who knows? Oprah and the porn star fit together like Chocolate cake and Vanilla ice-cream. (Hey, it’s late.) Porn…good. Love? Bad. No wonder she doesn’t have any kids.
 
She also couldn’t believe the mind-blowing concept that Sarah Palin---just won’t admit what books she likes to read. And that made it the headline of the day around the world!
 
If I was Sarah I would have said, “Well I didn’t read about the author you endorsed…the one who killed three people, while making a fortune off them, and, fled the country? Have I got that right Oprah? Gee, I missed that one.”
 
Okay, I can say it, Sarah can’t. But I bet she was thinking it.
 
Oprah’s false “face” of sweetness though, stooped to new lows when she viciously asked Sarah, “Will he (Levi) be invited to Thanksgiving dinner?” (Meaning the boy who got her daughter pregnant and now has deserted his family and is posing for Playgirl.)
 
Yeah, Oprah cares so MUCH for the children….right. Sure.
 
When she asked that question I wanted to pluck out her eyebrows and pin them to her chubby cheeks.
 
Sarah did NOT fall for that mean trap. She said not a word against him. She was…invincible.
 
Oprah now sees the danger coming for Obama in 2012, and since NOBODY is watching her anymore, she will get on another cable program, probably in prime time, so that she can promote the global agenda, once again, and help Obama win another election--or so she thinks. By that time, she will be old Martha Stewart potatoes.
 
But, getting back to Sarah Palin. She is Nobody’s Fool. And the snobs on the Hills of our Wall Street/government complex see an enemy of the biggest kind…a woman who actually has LIVED the life of the common man and woman. She is not from Harvard. She is not from a Royal Clinton/Bush/ family. So far, she has shown remarkable common sense, and she will represent “the people,” and she said so.
 
So, while our powerful elite thugs are trying desperately to shape the world into their one world government/multinational corporation communistic FUBAR future, by building schools to train future global unelected dictators as fast as they can--- Sarah could slash their dreams with one stroke of her very pretty, hockey mom, lipstick.
 
And wouldn’t that be a sweet victory? You bet.
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Best Quote of the Year

Nobody Wins:

"I just love the smell of communism in the morning."


(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
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Nobody Cares About Shorts

Nobody Cares: Wow...everyone is attacking Sarah Palin right and left...and the biggest complaint is that she dared to wear shorts in posing for this picture...and because she did this horrible thing, then she is obviously simply UNFIT to be President.

All the liberal bitches are bitchin', cause of one reason...jealousy. (and fear)
That's a picture of a REAL American woman...Take a good look you liberals!
 
Gee....mmmm.....can you say...hypocrites?
 
Remember Kerry's famous tight jump suits shots on the beach? How about all the "Obama being sexy in swimsuit" shots? No one said that Obama couldn't be President because he was trying to get the "sex" vote. Noooooo, everyone just loved the macho shots! He was making woman swoon with his pecks!
 
And also, they can't stop talking about the BIG deal being put out, that John McCain bought her clothes for the campaign, and how that was such a breach of the taxpayer's money! Well, let's just say...Michelle Obama has 27 people making her look good every day---buying her outfits, and their salaries alone would probably save Detroit.                                                      
Frankly, I think the American taxpayer is getting ripped off with Michelle's outfits. That's a K-Mart special if I ever saw one.
 
Not to mention, when was the last time any of our politicians didn't look like he had on at least a $4,000 suit? And, guess who pays for them? You think THEY pay for their own clothes? They are suppose to...but, do we actually see the receipts? Nope.
 
No, nobody seems to care about hypocrisy anymore, and so, I've decided to include this marvelous picture of Barney Frank. I really don't think he should be allowed to wear nail polish,...really, its un-befitting a United States Senator. And I can guarantee, he charged that hat to "committee" expenses.
 
I think we should all start complaining.
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Nobody Knows How to Speculate

Nobody Knows: I was reading today, while waiting in my doctor’s office, about John Maynard Keynes. A man I had never even heard of before last year, unless I was watching some money-market program with the usual financial pundit, who would be trying to explain…just why President Bush had to come and save the world…from the speculators.
You see, Keynes was the man, right around the end of the First World War, who preached that the gold standard (you know, all money being backed by gold) was not only an unsustainable concept, but he also thought it all rather silly. It was a novel idea back then, but now, as I understand it, almost all the money floating around is NOT backed up by gold. None of it is real…until the Fed says you owe them. They…press a button, and you owe them. They just take it out of your paycheck.
 
Never mind that Sam Adams believed that no taxes should be imposed on a people without their consent. It’s just…oh…so…easy!
 
Forgive me…I rationalized that I’m better than Judge Judy at math,(which isn't saying much) but this whole notion of playing around with money that is just in thin air, and speculating on what the value of the dollar is going to be at any certain time in space, is much like our local weathermen guessing about the weather five years from now.
 
And while it was the speculators that caused this world depression…and some of them “lost,” most of them came out much richer from the fall. Why? Because the government let the poor Joe Plumbers pick up the tab of those that were greedy and goofing around and just…“lost.”
 
Yes, a handful of men, have made billions, just from speculating. When Michael Moore says that 1% of the population is worth as much as the sum total of the other 95%, he tells the truth. Some men are worth more than many countries.
 
So-- I was surprised to find out that…Keynes (Who is considered the Holy Moses by many who understand the whole market thing.) made his fortune as a currency speculator!
 
You see, before 1914, currencies had been fixed, and opportunities to profit from the instability of exchange had been almost nonexistent. But AFTER the war it became possible to make large returns (or lose large amounts) by betting on the directions of the currencies moving up or down.
 
That’s how Soros makes his billions, it is said he broke the bank of England, and likes to destroy countries that way…..how does he sleep at night? What do you think?
 
Anyway, Keynes did well on his first speculation; he bought the currencies of the countries that had sat out the war. He bet on the Norwegian and the Dutch kroner, the U.S. dollar and the Indian rupee. In the first three months he made $30,000. Then, he tried again and quickly made another $80,000. But then, he lost all of it in four weeks…and went bankrupt, and guessed who bailed him out? His father.
 
I mention this only because, our father, China, threatened Obama today. He was told that if he passes his Health Care Reform, then China might be forced to cut off all those lucrative markets to the automobile companies. (Maybe all those Daddy Bush years in China are paying off.)
 
Which brings me to my point: It doesn’t seem to matter what system of government you have now…the greedy and the powerful always manage to find a way to enrich them and their families, and the millions below them, become their slaves. The communism of China now trumps the United States in making money because, they can get slave labor, and we can’t compete with slave labor. So, the “speculators” have betted against the United States, (simply because slave labor is MUCH cheaper!) and unless we get on board with slave labor here, we will not be able to compete with China.
 
And when you have a government that works for the rich, then America, to them, is just plain “so, who cares?” Our multinational companies are out for the world! It’s the market ba-by!
 
Someday, when people get really tired of it, someone is going to figure out a system, where the rich and greedy, cannot keep grabbing the spoils for themselves. Our Constitution is worthless, if none of the men have to abide by it. Our founders all said it would take educated citizens, and honorable men to keep the republic, neither of which we have at this point in time. (Some of us are catching up on that education part.)
 
They just give themselves Czars, and make up hundreds of Departments to get whatever they want, whenever they want…and continue to gather everyone under the government dole.
 
Anyway, it was just a thought. I wish I knew more about how to lie, cheat, and steal…then I would see more clearly how it was all done.
 
In the meantime, most of us have no other alternative but to speculate, what in the world is going to happen next?
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Nobody's Perfect: Obama Bends Over

Nobody's Perfect:
Hands down, Obama wins the Nobody's Perfect award of the week, and all he did was bend over!
 
It's seems so easy for him, being as he is so ashamed of America and all.
 
While everyone in the United States were outraged at seeing this picture of our President showing such "ignorance" on the job of being President, by using such poor judgement of bowing down to a Japanese Emperor---(I'm sure he was apologizing for America defeating Japan...and mumbling, "I'm so sorry, I was just a kid or I would have prevented it."
 
The REST of the world was seeing the second picture.
 
Gee, they complain about Sarah Palin not being sophisticated enough to be President..but can any of us see Sarah Palin bowing to anyone?
 
We now can add to his many blunders..."President Obama has it backwards. He bows to other nations, but does not bow to the real people he has sworn to serve."
 
Or maybe it's trying to manage that 71 car motorcade that's getting him so tired he just can't stand up too long.
 
Congratulations Mr. President! You have broken the record for most Presidential bows to other nations, and thereby made the Nobody's Perfect subject of the week!
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The Optimistic Wally Buffet and Beaver Gates

Nobody’s Opinion:
Wally Buffet and Beaver Gates
 
Bill Gates and Warren Buffet, the Wally and Beaver Cleaver of good old capitalistic “greed,” (I say that with affection) were on CNBC tonight speaking in front of business school students at Columbia University, in a special called, “Keeping America Great.”
 
What was the purpose? Basically, Don’t worry; be happy---America survived a depression before. So what if you are living through hell right now? America will come out of it, it always has. (Give or take 50 years)
 
This was Warren Buffet’s big message.
 
Well, yes, but that was before we had Universal Health Care, (wait and see) and a hundred ga-zillion dollar deficient, (Wally)---a historical first.
 
Obviously, these guys know that, but the students don’t. At least Bill kept his mouth shut. He did admit, if there was a terrorist strike, then, America might not make it…but he said it softly.
 
It’s no wonder these guys are billionaires. They’ve got that “Aw shucks, you can trust me and what I say!” act down. Warren even admits that to get the big bucks, you must take a communication class as he did, to get it. When Warren was asked about “greed,” he just shucked it off. There will always be greed, so what? How can you argue with that?
 
And he thought that Bernanke, and everyone in the government has done just a terrific bang-up job of saving the world. And here in the United States we have the “rule of law.”
 
Really?
 
Okay, Wally Buffet thinks that our country was not really damaged by the Wall-Street/Gov/ Fed/ power and money grab. He acts as if it’s just pimple on the butt of a baby. No big deal.

Mmmmmmm.
 
Does anyone else remember, besides me, that right before the big meltdown of global finance, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet, pooled their massive fortunes and put them in some kind of “charity trust?” And does anyone else, besides me, wonder if these two men knew what was going to happen? I mean---how many of those “global economic meetings” were they at? How many “vacation getaways” did these guys attend? How could they NOT know?
 
Wally Buffet tells you one truth that is a secret of success that was not so secret. Always go for the long term. He has put $34 billion into Burlington North. Why? Because he knows that once the amnesty is passed, our population is going to skyrocket. So moving stuff by trains is the way to go. Fifty years from now, everything will be moved by train, just like it is in China.
 
The goal is to get everything under control. Obama has announced he wants a big railroad federal system. You don’t have to go to Columbia to see that Wally and the Beav are going into business with Eddie Haskell.
 
When Bill Gates mentioned we are having a pandemic. I thought, “Come on…he’s a genius, he knows that less people have been killed by this flu than the regular flu." Are these men REALLY that ill informed? (Did Bill Gates really go to Harvard?)
 
In the year 2000, Bill Gates stepped down from his company and devoted all his time to “charity’ work. Did that have anything to do with Bill Clinton and the fact that Janet Reno was trying to break him up? Was there a merger there with a “world government” plan? We’ll help you, if you do THIS?
 
By the end of the summit, I must admit. Bill Gates at least did well on stepping around the new energy start-ups questions. Most of them won’t make it, he said, and that’s more truth than Warren Buffet spoke the whole night.
 
In the end, I realized they really didn’t say much of anything besides mutter platitudes and generalities, much like a politician. But what they did bring to the table was optimism---optimism to all those rich kids at Columbia, hoping to be the next Bill Gates.
 
Can optimism save a country? Will optimism save your life when you are diagnosed with a cancerous tumor that needs to be operated on, but the waiting list is two years? Will optimism help you get a job in Detroit tomorrow?
 
I tell you one thing; I’d feel more optimistic if Warren Buffet had given that 30 billion to helping small business America instead of saving Goldie Locks Sachs, because if America can only exist because of the state of the stock market, then America is already lost.
 
Maybe Wally should go back to school, take some history courses, and stop hanging around Eddie. As for the Beav…well, he’s just the Beav. America might be doomed for the next fifty years, but there is no doubt---the Beav and Wally...will survive.
 
Now, pass the cookies.
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Nobody's E-Mail: Joe Legal vs Joe Illegal

Nobody Has E-Mail!
 
I knew instantly when I got this from that lovable Marine…Earl over at “Another Pundit” (An excellent site filled with the best of the conservative web, and cool pics!) that this was a winner! Next time someone says you hate illegals because you’re racist (Like a certain Geralda guy who loves to say such a thing), contemplate this---

                       
            Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal
 
You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California.
 
Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".
 
Ready? Now pay attention...
 
Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00. Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes.
Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.
 
Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00. Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $000 per year.
Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
 
Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00. Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare.
Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
 
Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00. Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.
 
Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00. Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00.
 
Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc. Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.
 
Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.
 
Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.
 
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.
 
Do you get it, now?
 
If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens... You are part of the problem!
 
It's way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!
 
****** Hey, everybody have a great weekend! And thanks Earl!"
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Nobody's Fool: President George Washington

Nobody's
Fool:
 
President George Washington
 
'President' Obama thinks that if he just stands in front of our past Presidents enough, like George Washington or Abraham Lincoln---everyone will think that he believes in our founding documents, and he is just as great as they were.
 
Let us remind 'President' Obama, that the best and most efficient way to save money, time, and to see justice done to our enimies, according to our past Presidents...has always been...to shoot them.
 
But Obama, we learned today,wants the terrorists and murderers who brought down the twin towers to have a "fair" trial, where a hand-picked judge will, just...let them all go back to Saudi Arabia, even if found guilty of their crimes, which they have already proudly admitted to.
 
A few video's of one of them being water-boarded will get them a flight home on Air Force One, complete with virgins, strippers, and a solid 24-caret gold--electric Ford Mustang. 
 
And if THAT happens, ask yourself...What would our first President, George Washington, by all accounts, the greatest of all our Presidents--- What would HE have ordered to have done to Obama?
 
Maybe we should just go ahead and let all the Presidents punish the Presidents before them, and save ourselves money on future multi-trillion dollar libraries. Nobody would want the job, and we'd solve the major problem of all our Presidents acting like Kings. 
 
I'm just saying.
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