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EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, October 29, 2009 11:57:39 PM
Nobody Wins when our capital is overrun with a giant monster of cockroach proportions.
 
This happened this morning, on the very steps of our great Capitol, and there was just no stopping the big threat to the city.
 
It seems that Orkin,(Bug guys) went out of business, because they were 1. just the right size to fail, and 2. had never worked for Goldman Sachs...thereby not getting any stimulus money from Barney Frank, and that's the reason this horrible event happened.
 
Once again, we repeat; As we see from these pictures, this "huge" bug came out and appeared on the steps of our Capital in Washington D.C. today. The press was not allowed anywhere near the dangerous creature, even though it actually talked and said foul things no one believed or understood. And Orkin was no where to be found, as we have already explained.
 
The people and press were kept behind ropes for their own protection. Someone actually saw Michael Moore running down the street. (Okay, so he saw a hot dog cart.)
 
But it was reported, (by some nobody unrelated to me) that heard above that horrible gigantic bugspeaker's squeeky voice, (who somehow got to a microphone and who some said went by the name of Nancy) was the repeated chant:

EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!   EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!
 
So far tonight...because the Daleks were needed back in London, Orkin has been given a quick loan from the Fox News Channel.
 
Hopefully, this won't happen again.

(Nobody makes this stuff up...except for the part where I said Orkin was out of business. Everyone knows that Orkin, which produces many poisonous chemicals that can destroy man, women, children, dogs, cats, bugs, plants, and tea party people, will always be...too big to fail!)
 
Can we all wake up now?
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Nobody Cares About Barbie-que

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, October 29, 2009 12:12:22 AM
Nobody Cares: Al Gore said recently that the world had only 40 days before it would be too late to save it from mass global destruction.
 
We also know that we have just a little over a month to save our Constitution, when Obama signs over our sovereignty to the United Nations forever.
 
Barbie has only a few minutes before Ken comes and saves her from the wicked trolls of environmental wackos who are mad at her for using too much energy.
 
Will she escape to get a new politically correct girlfriend another day?
Will the world end this year?
Will our current national 'emergency' continue until the next election?
Will the United States end with Obama?
Will the people of the world continue to bow down to tyrannical nut jobs?
Will they REALLY take away our hamburgers?
Will our next President be a transvestite?
Will Barney Frank ever stop being such a moron?
Will Brad Pitt stop driving motorcycles and take up roller skating?
Will the Yankees once again win the World Series, and is it really true that the Taliban hate Obama more than George W. Bush?  
 
Will Thomas Sowell decide that the only way to save our country is for him to give up his life, and run for President?
 
How the $%# should I know?
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