Posted by
Joyanna Adams on Sunday, October 25, 2009 11:21:48 PM
Nobody's Absurdities, No. 76
SWINE FLU IMPORTANT UPDATE
Presidente Obama's Czar of National Health Care Emergencies, issued another warning today...to all citizens not getting their flu shots.
This man was last seen walking near the Dayton, Ohio, school for the blind. The whole school is has been infected and is now designated for slaughter.
If you see anyone who looks like this...STAY AWAY...and immediately call your local sheriff.
Or better yet, if you prefer...call a politician of any party, and tell them you have money to donate to their re-election because they are doing such a fine job, and then tell them to meet you to pick up their check, (make sure it's a LOT of money so they will show up.) at the exact location that the infected man (or woman) was last seen.
This is what swine flu really looks like! Be careful.
THIS HAS BEEN A SWINE FLU UPDATE...you can now return to your last invisible crisis.
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)