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Nobody's Perfect: Jay Leno

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, October 26, 2009 11:34:28 PM
Nobody's Perfect: When Jay Leno was picked over David Letterman to replace Johnny Carson on the Tonight's Show, it was a major surprise to most of the country. For many years, Mr. Letterman held the ratings war.
Letterman was my favorite for many years, mostly because he made my middle-age son laugh so hard, and it was something we could watch together. He was at the top of his game.
 
But then, one night, Hillary Clinton appeared for the first time on his show, during her Senatorial run, and the very next day, David Letterman suffered a major heart attack. When he came back, he used his show to attack conservatives, and became...well, in some cases, just downright mean. He just wasn't funny anymore.
 
That was all Jay needed to gain support. He told jokes about both parties, and continued to get rich, and top ratings. He had the Tonight Show's great stage, time slot, and wisely followed it's successful format.
 
So, why is Leno's new show doing so badly in the polls right now?
 
Well, it's not just that he looks like he never even combs his hair anymore, or the fact that the new look of sloppy couch chairs is not really appealing...or that his interviewing of famous people on a big TV screen is sometimes, boring...
 
It's what he is doing with FORD. The first time any of us saw his idea, that all his guest would drive around the new electric or (hybrid) cars on a small race track, and he was going to try and make it entertaining...well, many of us were just downright insulted.
 
Why? Because it's common knowledge that Leno has one of the most fabulous collection of gas guzzlers on the planet. If there is any man on the planet who should be against forcing people to drive tiny electric cars, it should be Jay.
 
That whole segment is an advertisement for the New Global Green Cars Movement. And while he will use his show as blatant advertising for mass cultural brain washing..he himself (like most elites) will continue to be seen driving around in one of his many beautiful gas guzzlers. This makes him no different than all the politicians who continue to tell us that we cannnot drive gas cars anymore, while they continue it with no guilt whatsoever.
 
So, Leno's Not Perfect. He has a very expensive habit, and like Bob Dylan says, "everyone's gotta serve somebody."
 
" But, I bet if Jay would bring just one of his cars from his private collecton a night, to drive or RACE that really silly car he has everyone getting into...his ratings would soar. He might even save NBC!
 
Okay, maybe not.
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Nobody's Absurdities, No. 76

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, October 25, 2009 11:21:48 PM
Nobody's Absurdities, No. 76
SWINE FLU IMPORTANT UPDATE
 
Presidente Obama's Czar of National Health Care Emergencies, issued another warning today...to all citizens not getting their flu shots.
 
This man was last seen walking near the Dayton, Ohio, school for the blind. The whole school is has been infected and is now designated for slaughter.
 
If you see anyone who looks like this...STAY AWAY...and immediately call your local sheriff.
 
Or better yet, if you prefer...call a politician of any party, and tell them you have money to donate to their re-election because they are doing such a fine job, and then tell them to meet you to pick up their check, (make sure it's a LOT of money so they will show up.) at the exact location that the infected man (or woman) was last seen.
 
This is what swine flu really looks like! Be careful.
 
THIS HAS BEEN A SWINE FLU UPDATE...you can now return to your last invisible crisis.

(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
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Nobody Flashes: We are now...safe.

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, October 25, 2009 1:07:28 AM
Nobody Flashes!

COMRADES!
 
This is my 1,111 post! Well, not on Townhall, but on Blogger.
 
 
Yes, I'm tired after all this writing. (That's me, in Christian Communist Dior)
 
Those of you who read any of my earlier stuff, know I have a great affection for the numbers, 111, or 11, or 1.11...222 is okay also, but it can either kill you, or make you a millionaire, I haven't figured that one out yet. I'll get back to ya.
 
And even though the news today was dire...so dire that our President declared a national state of emergency...
due to the H1n1 flu getting out of hand, most of us are relaxing tonight. Or watching sports on TV. Waiting to be attacked just as soon as it's possible. Right now, I think I see the virus trying to get into my back door...but, I'm ready. I have WASP spray, right by the latch.
 
I couldn't remember, (because as you see, I'm just so tired) if President Bush declared a national state of emergency after 9/11...do you? I do remember him grounding all planes that did not have Saudis in them...
 
Gosh, our Presidents are just so...great.
 
Our current President, Obama, can now declare himself dictator and control simply everything now...in just minutes..including calling out the National Guard if those lines at Wal-Mart for free flu shots get out of line, and take them all to a "safe" place. We all saw what happened in Detroit.
 
I saw some pretty vicious mothers standing in lines today....it could get really bad. But---at least we have a commander-in-chief who makes quick decision when it comes to protecting American lives.
 
Okay..where's the joke joyanna? You are such a doomsday blogger, god, give us a break!
 
Okay. Since I'm half asleep...how about just a joke? Well, I think it's a joke. My neighbor on the other hand, just bought one.

           Made in Germany--Batteries not included.
 
I don't know what's it's called, but I suggest "spread you legs" in German. That way, all the guys can demand action.
 
Due to the H1N1 flu virus being everywhere...don't forget to wash your hands before you get in it. And be sure and honk that horn. If fact, you might want to do that first.
 
 
And yes, I'll go to bed now. Really, I'm okay. Really.
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