Posted by
Joyanna Adams on Sunday, October 18, 2009 12:53:18 AM
Nobody's Favorite E-Mail: The Pershing Effect....
It's a Saturday night, I'm watching baseball on TV...in middle of October, the top of the 12th at Yankee Stadium in the playoffs...Yankees pitchers have been almost perfect, and LA has keep up..it's tied 3/3. It's pouring, miserably cold, and the people are starting to leave. They are playing "Rocky" over the loudspeakers...
God...I'm still in America!
It doesn't get much better than this. (Well, unless you're there, obviously.)
And so, for some reason, watcing all this testosterone walking around throwing fastballs, waving bats.....gets me to thinking...YES...REAL MEN...!
(Leave me alone)
I think this e-mail is my favorite tonight, when the country has such a weak President, we must remember, who we are...Hope it's not too small for you to see.
I love how the General used the pig idea. Maybe if our soldiers would just spread some pig blood around the roads...in Iraq and Afghanistan, or drop pig blood from drones...they just wouldn't come out of their caves...what do ya think?
(This is the reason I would make a terrible general, but I certainly would be a better commander in chief than the current one. So would about 50 million other people.)
DROP THE PIG BLOOD...NOW!
OOOOOOO..It's going to the bottom of the 12th...it's Miller time.
Wait, I don't drink. But I CAN eat peanuts.
I gotta go, I'm getting peanut shells all over my computer...It's still raining in New York, it's top of the 13th...
WAIT...that guy missed that on purpose..! I could have caught that ball!
HEY...you bums! (Okay I'll stop.) This is a first, blogger is talking to herself on her own blog.
It's come to this.