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The Award to the Most Imperfect Diva Outburst Goes To....

Nobody's Perfect:
My goodness! We had two really ugly outbursts of bad manners and just downright nastiness this week, from two black "divas"...and it's hard to pick just which "diva" outburst should get the award for slipping off the "perfection" ladder and into the "Nobody's Perfect" Zone.
 
Okay, I won't keep you in suspense. I say that Kanye West wins. It's one thing to see an Amazon tennis player all pumped up, (come on..please) and threaten to stuff a tennis ball down a referee's throat for handing out a call that the "DIVA" did not like...she only hurts herself.
 
But, for a guy to jump up on stage and grab the mike from the official winner of an award, and then claim some other girl blew her away...
 
Let's just say, I wouldn't have mind seeing that guy in the new 3-D movie Final Destination which I saw today...at least I could pretend that his head was hit by a flying tire and smashed! (Okay, only in Hollywood.)
 
As for all the Americans who went to the tea parties this week...
 
They were all --- PER--FEC--TION!
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Nobody Reports on First Reports

Nobody’s Opinion: Last week, while watching the 9/11 ceremonies on TV, suddenly there was breaking news: CNN reported first, that near the Potomac River, not far from the 9/11 ceremonies at the Pentagon, the coast guard were chasing a boat that would not comply to their order to stop.
 
A few minutes later, FOX News got their cameramen on the scene, reporting the same. Both networks reported that shots had been fired, and were still being fired. On the screen, you could see about three boats playing chase in a series of circles. It was also reported that, this chase scene was taking place very close to the very bridge that the President’s motorcade would use on the way to the ceremonies at that Pentagon.
Okay. How did THAT happen?
 
It wasn’t twenty minutes later when a second report came in; “Oh wait folks, we’re now being told that was just an exercise, no bullets were fired. It was just a missed communication…Homeland Security should have known. The Coast Guard has now reported that what you just witnessed is just a normal everyday event of a “practice” run …on 9/11, with the President going by, and oh, someone forgot about it.”
 
 
I was not at all surprised at the second report because, there is ALWAYS a second report. Reporters all over the world it seems always get things wrong on that first report, according to history.
 
Or do they?
 
I remember the first reports on Flight 800. First reports were that a plane crashed off the New York Coast, into the water right after takeoff. The first reports of eye witnesses at the scene were that there was a streak of light from the ground that hit the plane. Before it was over, not only was there were over fifteen eye witnesses from the ground, but 2 pilots also saw what looked like a “missile” from the ground. Many believed it was shot down.
 
But it wasn’t long before we were told that that first report was wrong. President Clinton ordered those plane pieces to be put quickly into a well-guarded hanger, and then the official report came from the government: it exploded in midair.
 
You conspiracy nuts you---stop it.
 
The first report of Princess Diana’s accident in France was very upsetting. I was up that night, and never left my TV. My mother and I watched for over 4 hours and remember it being reported that eyewitness on the scene saw a car speed away from the scene of the accident.
 
We both watched in utter horror at the pathetic “rescue” efforts. It was obvious to anyone watching the first reports that Princess Diana’s life wasn’t worth much, because no one came to her rescue for the longest time…it took four hours to get her to the emergency room.
 
Second report: well, there was no conspiracy…everything was done to save her. Even if you don’t believe there was a conspiracy to kill her, you have to wonder why it took so long to get anyone on the scene.
 
Then there was the night that young JFK Jr’s plane went down. The first reporters on the scene interviewed eyewitness on the ground. Three separate people who lived on that island, heard several cannon fire, and some saw something being shot into the air. Second reports: that JFK was a lousy pilot.
 
President Bill Clinton bought out the whole Navy to get those bodies out of the water--- investigated and shut away so fast, the bodies barely had time to dry out.
 
Correct me if I’m wrong, but, JFK Jr. was a magazine editor…so... the Navy? What am I missing here? Would they have done the same if it had been Amy Carter flying that plane?
 
And just days ago…on 9/11, I heard Ari Fleischer, President Bush's Press Secretary on 9/11, tell a reporter that the moment when then President George Bush heard the that the twin towers were hit, that day in the classroom---Ari said they all just thought, like us, that a plane just got off course. And so, when he told the President that a second plane had hit, that’s when the president had sat there for 7 minutes. And then, he got up and told them all, “We’re going to war.”
 
I don’t know about you, but if a President has no more knowledge than the average citizen…what good is he? Are we really supposed to believe that? Really? And trust me, I’m not the “Bush destroyed the World Trade Towers” on purpose crowd, but that doesn’t mean that as citizens, we shouldn’t have the right to question every single event, politician, and decisions made, and make educated opinions, and point out what we might see as BS spin, without being called crazy conspiracy mongers. (Watch Ben Stein’s, “Expelled” to see how questioning should be done.)
 
Ari also said President Bush was heading to Washington D.C. after the attack but was advised against it because there were at least eight planes still in the air with missiles, coming after Air Force One. This explains away why we all thought he acted like a coward that day.
 
This was the first time I’d ever heard this---a first report of eight other planes in the air searching for President Bush being reported nine years after the event? Or was that the second report? Did I miss the first?
 
So, the question is: are all first reports just plain wrong, done by eager reporters searching for a “scare” to get ratings? Or are the first reports, by actual eyewitnesses erased immediately to put out the state’s official spin?
 
Do you think that our media has been controlled for much too long by the “state?” (I do)  And what don't we know that threatens our very lives and future?
 
And if the state is always rewritting events...it's up to the people to find the facts.The first step is to doubt, most university professors claiming superior knowledge.
 
And that’s why the Internet is such a threat…there are bills being presented at this moment to gain even more control over the Internet...and I’m waiting for the first report on why they had to “control” it.
 
You can wait for the second.
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Nobody Knows: The "Flush"

Nobody Knows: I usually do favorite e-mails tonight, but I’m skipping that and posting this picture of the wonderful crowd of Americans that showed up in D.C. today. I got this off of Michelle Maulkin’s website…the lady is always right on top.
Barry---Hussein Obama is acting as if these American people just don’t exist.
 
Glenn Beck did a great thing getting all these people together. The protests must keep up; I also think Glenn Beck has the right idea…expose some of these people for what they are. Get other simple people to be brave enough to expose the truth. Just show us the scum. And it’s---- everywhere.

BUT
…maybe we should take something out of the Democratic playbook. What we need now is a Presidential scandal. While I do support the, “He has no birth certificate movement”…any man who can fire the President of Ford Motor Company and get away with it, obviously doesn’t need one.
 
A sex scandal would be quick, and time is essential at this point. What politician has not been damaged by a sex scandal? If you say Bill Clinton, think a bit more.
 
The ONE thing that it seems all the powerful men in Washington D.C. just can’t resist is sex, with lots of women. It’s almost as if they think it’s one of their inherited perks…am I wrong?
 
So, I’m putting out for all reporters to get on this…and I suggest that…we start with this pretty lady. I believe her name is Susan Rice. She is in his cabinet, and she is his personal advisor and representative to the United Nations.
 
The other day, my husband and I were watching Obama give a talk on his Health Care at the White House, and right behind his left hand shoulder was a woman who looked as if they had just…you know…let’s just say she had the “flush.”
 
My husband noted it first. He said, “Look, that woman. She is…mmmm--there is no doubt about it. She is in love.” As I watched her nod with loving eyes, at every single word Obama said--well let’s just say, no one needed O’Reilly’s body language interpreter to think that this woman was filled with…rushing hormones. It was Lewinsky without the French Hat.
 
Either that or she just got laid by the White House Butler.
 
Having had that wonderful “flushed” feeling many times myself, I can honestly say that I couldn’t have agreed with him more.
 
My husband suggested I should not say anything. Be careful he said. After all, Bill Clinton got so mad when the world found out about Lewinsky that he went and bombed some factory, and some poor guy almost got killed. And he KEPT on bombing, and then thousands of citizens really DID get killed.
 
So, let me be up front…I have no proof that Susan Rice and Obama have a thing going on. Hey, and if they do, it’s none of our business right?

Wrong
! Of course it’s our business. The guy wants to destroy America. We need anything we can get at this point.
 
So…if someone at the National Enquirer or even the National Review would probably like a good story, and are brave enough to find a Linda Tripp… hey, who am I to stop it? Drudge could do another famous headline.
 
And if you think I’m mean…I and all those people that gathered all over the country today think it’s mean what Obama wants to do with all the baby boomers in the United States…not to mention what he has already done....and that’s just for starters.
 
The way I look at it, I’ve never heard Obama condone the Muslim practice of having four wives. And I hear that the Alinsky philosophers believe in patriarchy, whatever that means.
 
And we sure do know now that prostitution was high up on Acorn’s list. And who can forget that picture in Paris?
 
Why wait till we all are lying on our deathbeds being handed morphine and then think---
 
                                                “You know---we should have gone for it.”
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Nobody ALWAYS Flashes 9/11

Nobody Flashes: I know: I know: I was suppose to put something up to commemorate the horrible deaths that happened on 9/11. The truth is: I have a big picture, much like this one, on my kitchen wall, so every single day I think about that day.
 
As should we all. Not just on 9.11.
 
But today, unlike most days, I really get...sad. All those wonderful people...all that suffering...
 
So forgive me. But, let's hope the tide is turning. Good men ARE gathering together...Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, Maulkin, Powers, and the millions of nobodies who will be finally going out tomorrow and saying...
 
We want our country BACK!
 
It's about time.
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Nobody Cares About Vacations

Nobody Cares: I wrote a long story about my one-day vacation to Branson, Missouri…a day where just to save money, my husband and I stayed up 22 hours, drove 555 miles, and spend over $300 seeing attractions, instead of paying outlandish prices to stay at a hotel for one night---which shows you the desperation. Yes, I wrote the story, and then decided that “Idiot, nobody cares about your stupid one-day vacation.” so I pressed “delete.”
 
You’re welcome.
 
But, here’s a few pictures:
 
That’s me looking like I had been captured by Pirates (which is pretty much how I feel every time I turn on the news) and the outside of the Wax Museum in Branson, MO…(where we went) where John Wayne is still KING.
 
And here are just a few thoughts:
 
The figures in Wax Museums are always skinny, and always smaller than you. Rambo is always about 5’5’ and weighs about 125 pounds, all over the world. Nobody EVER gets Marilyn Monroe right.
 
Last time I was in Branson, the price for a pair of ladies moccasins was $14.50. Now the going price is $45.00. And these are the ones made in China.

Paul Revere and the Raiders
still do the same routine as when they first appeared on Mr. Clark’s American Bandstand, which in itself is a miracle. Paul Revere shoots a very loud pistol into the air to wake all the old people up. He’s 71 and knows this is necessary. He is sharper in mind than most of the politicians in Congress.
 
You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling” can be performed even if a voice is practically gone, and it doesn’t matter. Bill Medley's biggest fear is Wal-Mart. (Actually, the show was great…really.)
 
Our weatherman said, “no rain in sight.” He lied. We drove in fog and pouring rain for a full four hours, in the morning hours…and it rained the whole day. The good news is: we were NOT at Disneyworld.
 
If you do not eat desert for a month, and tell yourself that you will allow yourself this one luxury (a funnel cake) when you go on your one-day vacation, then sure enough, you will see no funnel cakes being sold anywhere, until the last 20 minutes, where sure enough, you will run upon a funnel cake stand, and it will be closed.
 
The going rate for all silly attractions, like fun houses, and haunted houses is $24.95. Just imagine when Obama gets his advisors to decide rates on medical procedures…
 
And speaking of Obama…the best part of the day is that I missed his big speech. Next to bringing the dogs some very big bones from our t-bone steaks, (thereby being instanly forgiven for leaving them) and my first train ride ever…I’d say, Branson is still hanging on…and so am I.
 
Johnny Depp on the other hand, could have at least offered me his hat.
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Daddy Obama...Can I Be Excused?

Nobody Wins: When a United States President, can command:

The entire nation's attention!!!!
 
By giving a rousing "let's all stay in school, work hard, wash our hands, and believe in God and stay off of FaceBook---" speech, and broadcast it in every living room, every single school room AND have people everywhere say that the speech was a good one, and it's a good thing....
 
Worry? Yes you'd better.
 
This is another historical Presidential first. He did it by being "Conservative" so no one would think that this was another tyrannical historical grab to make us all get used to the vast expansion of the Presidency, a President who is becoming an American CZAR, into every facet of our lives.

Step by step....inch by inch...
slowly you will fall into the spell...of communism. Chavez thinks Obama needs his help grabbing power..but I disagree.
 
FDR, another President who surrounded himself with communists (17 according to Ann Coutler) has been reincarnated into a African-American Zombie movie, complete with Zombie CZARS.

QUICK, burn the bridge! Zombies can't swim!
 
If you watched Ronald Reagan's speech to children on C-Span this morning, then you saw the last great American President who loved our country do it right.
 
The speech was given in the White House, NOT some school.  That's were the President should stay.
 
Reagan talked about our great country, and how it's the "We the People" that rule the country, and he talked about just what embodied the great ideas of freedom. He actually taught the kids something. American History.
 
Then Daddy Bush moved the Presidency into the classroom, (just one) and sounded like a "dad" talking to his kids. Don't do drugs...yada, yada. I guess this is where this "Presidency as Parent" started.
 
So what's this about? Power. The power of the executive office to expand into every one's life. Most of us knew that his speech was going to be broadcast to the kids, but only today, did we wake up to see the whole thing covered on our news stations!
 
Wow. GOT CHA! "See, he is not talking politics...just really good things!" Rahm must be having a drink and doing high fives with all his brothers tonight, laughing about the how well they pulled this off.
 
We, trusting souls that we are were very cleverly-- set-up.
 
It was just another Presidential address to the nation: to get us all used to seeing our benevolent Obama in our face--- every single day...like a dictator. The children, the parents, the news media...everyone.
In fact, he's coming on to talk tomorrow! And the day after that.
 
What shall we call all these wonderful visits by Obama? Obama's warm and cuddly HD chats?
 
I watched the Obama in the White House special not too long ago. You know what hundreds of people that are working around him at the White House do? Their only job...is to make Obama look good that day, and keep the propaganda going. I'm not kidding. Hundreds of people work...just for that. Not you. Not me. Not problems...no...just the office of the Presidency and it's...power to control. And making Obama look good.
 
There is a war going on...it's the people vs the vast governmental complex of power hungry madmen in Washington D.C....and both parties of entrenched Republicans and Democrats have the exact same goal for us all. Don't listen to what they say...observe what they are DOING!
 
Both parties are scared. Laura Bush today said "It's important for people to respect the President of the United States." That statement sent chills down my spine. Well said from one of our ROYAL dynasties.
 
God forbid the people say "We've had enough...term limits!, GET OUT! All of you!"
 
And now, they want our children. They've done so much damage.
 
ARE WE ENGLAND? NO
 
ARE WE FRANCE?? NO
 
DO WE WANT TO BE RUSSIA? CUBA? CHINA? NO!!!
...
Time to take the gloves off...time to fight...for "We the People."
 
And by the way...God Bless Ronald Reagan. Sorry Barbara, when a President is out to tax and destroy our rights as free citizens, then he deserves no respect. And we have a right to save our institutions from corruption. It's our god-given right. Too many great American men and women have died for our rights...to not live under a man who treats us all like children..
 
"Now, wash your hands, like good boys and girls!"
 
Yeah...
 
 I'm mad.
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The Fair Vanity of Annie Leibovitz

Nobody’s Perfect: Nobody can take a rich and famous person’s naked body and put it into the realm of breathtaking beauty and ego, and also show that ego’s tremendous sense of power, like Annie Leibovitz. She can even make them look great with clothes on!
I would personally like to thank her for making Yoko Ono keep her clothes on in the famous picture of the naked John Lennon cuddling his lover. She was exactly right in that call. After all, we had all seen Yoko without her clothes. Seeing Yoko’s naked body was much like hearing her sing. Put a naked, singing Yoko in a big room and you could explode an egg at a distance of thirty feet… I’m just saying.
 
Annie has the talent to not only capture the whole persona of any person before her camera, but also what’s going on in that’s person’s mind in that point in time. She takes these people and gives them immortality on Mt. Olympus’s highest peak. That’s why she gets the big bucks.
 
But, Nobody’s Perfect, and we have been finding out just how perfection slips into a black hole when it comes to the money of the rich and famous. So many of them just have no clue how to watch out for their wealth…like their politics, they simply follow the leads of their friends. And now it seems the lady who works mostly for Vanity Fair is now going to have to give up her life’s work because she put it up for collateral to finance loans.
 
How stupid was that?
 
So, why did she need the loans? I couldn’t find that answer. Three Houses filled with rare artifacts: Three children and a woman lover to buy for…money for hundreds of camera’s…who knows? Evidently, she maybe forgot to take a good picture of Bernie Madoff---big mistake.

Vanity Fair,
the magazine that Annie works for, has been on a regular crusade of notational Olympic proportions in recording every one who ever knew Bernie and his wife, Ruth. They interviewed their hairdressers and the whole population of Palm Beach, including the cabana boys. They interviewed investors in Aspen, and the poor lonely secretary who thought Bernie was just…weird.
 
Uncle Bernie knew the old trick of “hard to get” and got the rich so excited when he accepted their money, that they handed him everything. Palm Beach was gleefully wiped out. Katrina was mild compared to Hurricane Bernie. It’s almost as if he was a double agent for Bin Laden…but that’s a conspiracy even I won’t touch. (But I might later…give me time.)
 
We are now left wondering, what “species” (a new Alan Greenspan word for the human race) is going to move into the empty Palm Beach houses now? The Russians? The Saudis? Iranians? Jeffery Immelt and his family?
 
But---if Annie is having problems, so is Ruth, Bernie’s wife. She had to turn off her air- conditioning in her million-dollar penthouse in order to save on money. She even had to go to the grocery store by herself. No more eating out. $2.5 million is a big adjustment, but something tells me, she’ll manage fine.
 
Here’s where most of us get …perturbed. (Good word--- perturbed.)
 
While Vanity Fair can go on endlessly about the reincarnated Beelzebub Bernie, who stole from mostly the Jewish rich, there is not a word in the magazine on the corruption of our current rich, ponzi pushing politicians in Washington, D.C.. They make Bernie look like a young Pinocchio stealing a piece of bubble gum, compared to the current load of Ponzella’s: Wall Street, the Federal Reserve, Congress, and the White House. They got away with sealing trillions from the American people. (Some report as high as $93 trillion when it is all added up.) And they’re not finished.
 
No wonder we can’t go to Mars.
 
And why is that? Because the rich and our government are indelibly tied to what controls the money and power in the country and that stolen future is off the American people. And the one thing they all have in common is that they always claim when caught in a crime that…"They didn’t know.”
 
The “I didn’t know.” defense is the very first thing they all say, about any crime. Bill Clinton didn’t know about Vernon Jordon meeting with Monica, trying to cut deals. Senator Rangel didn’t know about the millions of his unreported income. Obama didn’t know he was sitting in a communistic racist church for twenty years. Hillary didn’t know that Bill was fooling around. (She also never remembers much.) A whole slew of high government officials didn’t know about the vast slew of FBI reports that Al Qaeda was going run planes into the twin towers. And Ruth Madoff didn’t know what her husband did, even though she took care of the books for all their lives.

Right
.
 
I do feel pity for Annie Leibovitz. Her great works of art will soon be in someone else’s hands.
 
But there is a lesson here: Our Constitution is the finest work of political art ever conceived by mankind, and so, it’s going to be up to us not to lose it in some Bernie Madoff scam of Barack Inc. Annie can always take some great pictures of Bernie in Jail, and sell them to all those people who he ripped off. She’ll make her fortune back quickly. But if we the American people let these Bernie Madoffs in our government steal our country away, we won’t have the same chance as Annie.
 
This time, we must be…perfect. We must be absolutely---vain.
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French Fried FUBAR

Nobody’s Opinion: In a world where the news has been basically full of French Fried FUBAR, covered with lots of hot and blinding commie red sauce, a shining sweet desert of melodious light has poured through with joyous victory last week. (Sorry about that, I got carried away…I just got back from dinner.)
Glenn Beck took a huge spit-wad ball of truth (from the great painstaking research of some very good reporters) and exposed the “Green Czar Racist” called Van Jones---and then challenged the President to…get rid of him.
 
Whoa.
 
He proved that we had a “Green Czar” that was pretty much color-blinded by his own red sunglasses. By the end of the week, Van Jones had to resign. He left squawking.
 
Yes, the eagle landed right on the top of the chicken.
 
I’m surprised Van Jones didn’t scream that he was picked on by everyone because he was a black man…but give it time…someone will say it.
 
Watching Glenn work last week, was a sight to behold. He bombarded the public with fact after disturbing fact, and evidence that was irrefutable.
 
So…is Obama, going to take this sitting down? No! He is going to raise the Chinese flag over the White House.
 
Take that Glenn!
 
I wouldn’t doubt if he lets Gadafi put up a tent on the White House playground, just to show us whose boss: then takes Ahmadinejad on a personal Air Force One unannounced tour of Manhattan: and then invites Michael Moore to dinner for seventeen at Toni’s in Chicago.
 
Could any President be more antagonizing to his own country than Obama? I think the real question to ask is: ARE we his country?----Nobody Knows.
 
And this particular nobody cannot figure out how any President that ever lived here can make the comment that, “Islam as we know is part of America.” Okay, baseball? Football? Elvis? ….sixties, seventies, eighties…Did I miss something here? Vietnam Vet? WWII, Playboy? Did Buzz Muhammed walk on the moon? Did I miss that? I’m just saying---
 
Islam is no more part of America than John Wayne was a part of Michael Jackson. (Warning: do NOT imagine that!)
 
And what’s even worse, he said at a Ramadan Dinner, “Tonight’s Iftar is a ritual that is being carried out this Ramadan at kitchens tables and mosques in all 50 states.”
 
Oh, that’s really peachy.
 
But hey--- President Bush was bending over backwards inviting Muslims to celebrate Ramadan, so we’ve had two Presidents catering to a religion where men can beat women or kill them, a religion who wants to see every other religion but their own as not having the right to exist. A religion whose plan it is to move here and take over by sheer numbers. Oh, that makes me feel safe, how about you?
 
And out of respect for the office, we are not supposed to question our President’s actions…but trust them.
 
I think those days are gone.
 
Nobody in the Democratic Party seems to care that Obama not only is a racist, but that he seems to be a closet Muslim who means to destroy us. When is he ever seen in church? I was expecting him to burst into flames at Teddy’s funeral, but if sinners be damned, the whole church would have burnt down. On the other hand, Obama can’t stop himself from going to the nearest Muslim microphone in order to knock the evil empire that he has been entrusted to rule. To most of us now, it seems he was only pretending to be Christian in order to get elected.
 
And while I was screaming about the fact that his name was OBAMA for god’s sake, I was ridiculed as not being…American. A real American would have insisted on calling himself Barry. 
 
So, here are, facing the biggest nightmare of any nation. With the advanced technology that Obama has at his fingertips today, his power is beyond anything we’ve ever encountered before. The damage this man can do is beyond imagination. He can, and seems bent on, handing us over to the highest bidder. According to Mr. Cheney, he is doing just that.
 
Is this all Obama’s game? No…this China merger or Muslim takeover, or whatever you want to call it came to it's final fruition in the White House tea parties of Bill Clinton. We are ruled by a Marxist mob that makes Al Capone look like a kid in a sandbox. A real parliament of Las Vegas strippers would give Americans a better chance of survival.
 
So…how do you get rid of a dictator, before he destroys you? You know, Elliot Ness had a problem getting rid of Al Capone…so he got him on tax evasion. I’m hoping that Obama is so p---issed off about his friend Van Jones that he places the red flag of China high above the White House for the world to see. It might be all we need.
 
Show your true colors Mr. President---- Barack Obama. That's all we ask.
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Marco Polo--If He Only Knew

Nobody Flashes: Favorite E-Mail of the week.

One of the Major differences between men and women....you read it here first.
 
Sometimes you just have to take a break from the world, and go listen to music, play with the dog, go sit at a mall and make fun of the people, watch C-Span all day (between cleaning the house) and yell at the TV, and then at midnight have a tapioca pudding and break your diet---which I did.
 
Of all the funny e-mails I got this week, I especially enjoyed this one.

READ POSTER NOW: Marco Polo...if he only knew.
 
I can remember my son playing Marco Polo in his 18' round above-ground-pool with all his favorite buddies for hours upon hours....when he was five.
 
I also remember my son and the very same idiotic friends, playing Marco Polo in this VERY SAME POOL...ten years later.
 
As a mother, I cannot tell you what it felt like to witness this. Therefore, I believe, with all my heart, that if this event, had been an actual robber, he too would have yelled "polo" because he just couldn't resist being a kid for one moment.
 
So, next time you are at a Townhall meeting, and it gets a bit steamy, I suggest that if you are a man you yell out....MARCO!
 
Someone will surely yell POLO! Saving someone's finger from being bite off!You'll be the hero of the day!
 
Oh, and by the way---I have given this a lot of thought. (50 seconds) Whoever answers you...will be a man.
And I didn't even have to get a psychosocial degree from Harvard to make that prediction. Put it on the list of "things that men will do that women won't."
 
Have a great Holiday Weekend!
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Nobody Knows What's in All These Vaccines

Nobody Knows: Tonight I was sitting at a stoplight, when I glanced over to my right to see a local Walgreens. Walgreens is the biggest drug store in Missouri, and they are just about on every single corner.

I always said if I ever bought a stock, it would be in Walgreens.

Not too long ago, Walgreens set up "nurse" stations, where you could walk in and get antibiotics, and lots of other wonderful stuff usually perscribed by doctors. I just supposed this was for all those wonderful people who simply cannot or do not have insurance, freeing up the illegals from overwhelming the emergency wards.

So, okay.

As I looked over, I saw a sign posted out right on the curb of the street in front of the store...FLU VACCINES HERE (a bit pushy I thought) while at the same time listening to the top leading story on the radio, which was that the cervical vaccine is doing very well preventing cancer on young women.

Right. Those nine-year-olds are really doing well.

The government has been talking about the chicken flu, the bird flu, the swine flu, the whatever flu...constantly, for the last three years, acting as if the flu is more dangerous than the house of Muslims you have on your street.

I'm getting tired of it. In fact, it's ridiculous.

Most of us know this flu scam is another scare tactic, just like the "global warming" junk, and my personal favorite....tea partiers are really Nazi's in disguise. Sarce tactics that are losing their scare power.

I happend to drop by David Icke's site tonight when I got home, and I must say, after watching this video, it's obvious that this swine flu propaganda is going to be used for something...whether it's to force Universal Health Care on the last of us, or mandatory evacuations, or whatever...

Many people believe that the shot is actually man made, it's not the flu that will kill you, but the vaccine.

And while many people STILL trust our government, I, for one, am not taking any chances. From what I've seen over the last decade...I wouldn't put it pass them to invent a virus to be used to promote some vast agenda that they have all decided would be better for the "planet."

We've have been hearing these nutjobs in our Congress far too long...just listen to them on a daily basis...do you trust any of them?

I just thought I'd share this very interesting video. If you'd like more thoughts to ponder...go to his site to see the video and read up on it. And if you think that it's unimaginable that a elite group of people would want to "cull" the population with a man made deadly virus...

As my grandmother would say: better to be safe than sorry. And it's this case, might be better to be safe than dead.

What's the worst that can happen if you don't get a shot?

Your body will build anti-bodies....or you will die. I'll take my changes with Mother Nature.

I just love the options, don't you?

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Frank, Pelosi, and Rangel: Abducted AGAIN!

Nobody Flashes;
If you think that the communistic takeover of the greatest freedom loving county in the history of the world is news...then you haven't heard about THIS!
 
Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of Yukio Hatoyama, the new premier of Japan, told the world "While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus. It was a very beautiful place and it was really...GREEN"....VENUS? (Where's Carl Segan when you need him? Get him out of the freezer...the world has been invaded.)
 
She said this in her book, "Very Strange Things I've Encountered."
 
And even though she insists it was just a dream...many believe that she actually did take that trip because, for the first time, strange creatures have been seen lurking about her bedroom. These pictures were smuggled out of the Royal Palace in Japan. A gardener saw these very "green" creatures walking around the grounds while he was trying to feed the peacocks, so he pulled out his cell phone.
 
I don't know about you, but I think this is proof that MS Hatoyama didn't just make up this "green" dream to promote the "green environmental" New World Order card...no... I think these animals are really from this planet.
 
I'd recognized Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, and Charles Rangel anywhere in the universe.

But let's not spoiled it for her.                         (Nobody Makes this Stuff Up)
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The Ashes of Problem Presidents

Nobody Wins: Give Me Your Young, Your Impressionable, and Be Good Parents and Leave Us alone…and Your Child Will Be Given This Cuddly Obama Teddy Bear!
 
NOTE: I got these two pictures out of a catalog of gifts that I got in the mail today. Any other time in history, I would have laughed at ‘ashes’ jar. Yeah. So, does this mean that all liberal teachers deep down do NOT love the problem child? I’m just saying.

And is the problem child the “smart” kid who sees through them?
Yeah, like I said---any other time in history.
 
Effects-based operations have a completeness direct attacks never can, because they treat targets as systems and reach far deeper and wider for leverage and information.
                                                        --Joshua Cooper Ramo-The Age of the Unthinkable
 
Soon, President Obama will make his first “video address” to the nation’s youth in their schools…telling them that he wants their little minds to focus on “service.” At the same time, he will be getting all the teachers used to taking direct instructions from the President himself, saving time and money for the “cause.”
 
The high school students have been doing mandatory “community service” for years, but now, they want the little ones. The communist do it, the Muslims do it, but it’s never been done in America before. Will we hear an outcry? I SURE HOPE so.
 
Actually, I think it’s the “flood the gate” concept of making us so overwhelmed with too many attacks at once. Health care needs to be taken off the front burner; Obama is just jerking our chains.
 
The war strategy for “taking over a nation” using the “effects-based” attack by making all children slaves for the state, are just about in place. And wasn’t it clever how they did it?
 
When Al Gore was so intent on putting computers in every single classroom, we all were told how great it was for the kids! Gore got the phone company to put the “computers for schools” tax right on everyone’s phone bill. I paid an extra ten dollars a month, how about you?
 
But--it was for the “children.” A good thing we all thought. We also thought it was for “educational” purposes.
 
And now we find out, that every classroom has a “monitor” and every little guy and gal can get their mandatory daily brainwashing from the President himself. And every student will have a database, that will coincide with their “medical and DNA” data base in Washington.

"Holy Moses! I have been deceived"---Elton John
 
And the teachers will remain silent, even if they think it’s a bit too much, because most of them are women, many of them single parents, who know they can never be fired and will have free medical care, free college tuition, and nice pensions, and they also know there is absolutely no where else in the private sector where they can get such wonderful deal.
 
You think they are going to protest communism? Not in a million years.
 
The children will now put their diaries on their own personal “site.” Didn’t you know that the kids are all encourage to do this? For years teachers have been making kids keep a written diary, and encouraging them to talk about their private lives, especially problems with their parents.
 
I found this out one year, when I went to a English teacher’s conference. My son was keeping a daily “diary” she told me (all the kids were forced to) but I was NOT allowed to see it. She was concerned because my father had just died and my son was upset about it. You bet I was outraged at this news, and concerned. I wanted to see what he had written, (he was only eight) but no, she couldn’t show it to me. I was furious, but what could I do? What if my son needed something he couldn’t tell me? Any decent human would have done the right thing…told the parent. But this information was for the school ONLY.
 
This was about fifteen years ago. Can you imagine what stuff they have on all these kids now? And just what Orwellian thing do they do with this “private” information?
 
Of course---they use it as a tool to put the child in the spot the state wants. Little pawns to place in the proper holes.
 
The reason, any person who is NOT shocked at this Orwellian dance of brainwashing is simply because, our public schools have, at least in my lifetime, grown progressively more like prisons than learning centers. They are schools that are viciously guarded by mostly dim-witted women with visions of power and glory, who have been trained and brainwashed in this very system that they perpetuate with blind obedient.
 
In the book The Age of the Unthinkable, Joshua Ramo goes into the military concept that it’s better to make “systems’ of a nation a target, (as in propaganda in the schools or disabling the electrical system) ---as apposed to direct bombing attacks. So, this day has been long anticipated.
 
I’m not saying there aren’t good teachers, and schools left. BUT…on the whole, I’d say their days are numbered.
 
Our schools will be nothing more that state-run Obama learning centers. In fact, I’m glad Obama took this step. Maybe people will now wake up and want to save their children.
 
So...this nobody suggests we start with insisting that all teachers quietly put all Obama's future speeches in a big jar of ashes...and place them on their desk with the words written: "Ashes of Problem Presidents."
 
Right next to the jar filled with the ashes of a free society.
 
Glenn Beck is going to be doing something on this soon: please watch.
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Nobody Cares About Two Famous Ladies

Nobody Cares: Two very famous ladies were caught talking yesterday....

Michelle:
You know Hillary, we all have had to sacrifice---great changes are coming. I think you see that now, Obama is going to get at least some kind of health care passed...I know you wanted it to be you...and Teddy wanted it to be him...but it was better left to Obama...I know you see that now.

Hillary
: Yes...yes...I do.

Michelle
: And in a few days, for the first time in America's history, the FIRST African American President will take those young minds into the future of our country...some day, we will be as great as Cuba. He is going to speak to all the children across the country via video...the teachers will be there to get them all on the right track...the track that we have all waited for...one country...united in one goal...the goal of sacrificing your service to the government...yes these children must learn that sacrifice is coming..they are the future.

Hillary
: Well...you know...Cuba just ran out of toilet paper...

Michelle
: I know, the teachers are ready for that to happen in our schools. You know...the kids don't need toilet paper...so we have sent fliers to all the schools to post in all the girl's restrooms...all they will have to do is stand in line if they need to dry themselves after they pee.

Hillary
: Well, I can see the older girls doing it, but the little two-year-olds might have trouble...

Michelle:
Trust me...they are NOT going to want to disappoint Obama, they will learn fast enough. Obama plans to make these speeches a permanent part of our public education system. No Hillary, you have studied children all your life, and it's time now to just let Obama implement all your great ideas. I know, you might feel slighted for not getting the credit, but that's what makes you the great public servant that you are. Anyway, you'll have to excuse me...I have to get ready for tonight...we're having Gadafi over for dinner...but that's a state secret. Oh, don't bother to come, we can handle it....
 
Oh...and one more thing before I forget...could you please return the truck of furniture that you took? Obama wants it back, although I don't know why.

Hillary:
I gave it all to Charlie.

Michelle
: Charlie Rangel?

Hillary:
Yeah..that another "thing" he didn't report on his taxes.  Anything else?

Michelle
: Yeah, get me a cup of tea before you go. And please, don't look me in the eyes, you know how I hate that.

Hillary
: Okay.
 
And the picture was snapped...what goes around, comes around.
 
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
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