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Nobody Wins:ObamaCare...Pass the Duck Tape

 


Nobody Wins: Obama told a bunch of mostly white Americans at a Colorado Town Hall Meeting today that he will fix the health care system, Americans should just trust him.
 
(The two top pictures pretty much explain his plans.)
 
Uhhhhhh---Is there anyone out there that noticed that Obama was on television, for just about two whole friggin days?!--- trying to convince us all that we are really silly for even THINKING that he would dare kill grandma!
 
He didn't say that nobody else would though.
 
How many hours was this guy on? Did he beat Bill Clinton's record? Was this a historical first?
 
I must admit, I don't have a life. I would listen to Obama talk, look at all the stupid (mostly white) faces behind him, who all looked like the biggest thing they have thought about lately was just how much fertilizer to put on their lawns, and I would scream and say, when I would hear the thunderous obsequious applause, after his every word....."GOD, I CAN"T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" and then I would turn the channel.
 
Then, four seconds later, just because I couldn't believe that one man could actually be a better liar than Bill Clinton and act like nothing was staged about it, and also, how incredibly good he was at making it sound so..benevolent..I would turn it back on.
 
"I though you weren't going to watch it anymore?" said my husband.
 
"I can't help myself! It's like watching Freddie VS Alien! I can't take my eyes off the carnage! Aahhhhhhhhhhhh! HEEELLLLPPPP!"
 
When the end finally came late Saturday, the sun was setting. The last speaker was a Spanish woman, who sounded like she was in the presence of Jesus himself..."Oh my God, I can't believe I get to stand so close to you, thank you so much, Mr. President!!! yada..yada..."
 
That did it. I threw the controller down and went out into my back yard...laughing so as not to cry. My husband was bar-be-que-ing hamburgers. (Which is...(gulp)...red MEAT!)
 
"She told him that she had polio, and 52 (I did NOT make this number up) operations, and how wonderful the care she got here was, but, she was concerned about this "state" thing, which was Obama's cue to say that everything should go under one big Federal plan...AND...she was reading this great emotional outburst of love, from a piece of paper!"
 
I really do need to take up alcoholic beverages.
 
Obama admits a lot of money is needed, as if to say..."Hey, now you know I'm honest!"
 
How will this work? Is this going to work as well as their clunker car trade program?
 
Let's think.
 
Today, a car dealer said that so far, he has received only three refunds on the 92 clunkers that he has submitted. The problem? They only have 200 people working on it. If we go by this---hospitals will be reimbursed for every three out of 92 patients.
 
Yes, you give Obama half your salary, and he will tell his doctors, not to kill you. And if that leg has to come off...you might have to wait...there are 89 people ahead of you.
 
There's always duck tape...trust me.
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Nobody Flashes: Mayor Pitts

Nobody Flashes: Mayor Pitts?
 
Wow. That has a nice sound. (by the way, the picture to the left was reportedly DONE by Pitt himself...I'm not trying to draw any conclusions here...really...I'm not...)
 
Brad Pitt wants to get into politics, and someone has picked New Orleans for him to run. Its time for him to start into his "run for mayor, become governor, and then...the White House with Angelina and the kids!" The new reality show coming to your cable box soon!
 
I can't wait to see the curtains!
 
BUT FIRST: Build green houses, get the local population completely stoned out of their minds, and legalized nudity and gay marriages.
 
And if Brad wants to get the gay vote, he's in the perfect town. Wait---he wasn't saying that "I won't get married until every gay can get married." line just for votes was he?
 
NAaaaaaaaa
 
Somebody has just got to take over control of that great drug/sin city, and taxing drugs will be just the ticket to repairing those levees. Good thinking there Brad.
 
The funny thing about this is: anyone who's been to Mardi Gras knows that you can do anything short of making fun of Castro, and never, ever be arrested, and that includes smoking grass, dropping acid, doing heroin, taking off your clothes and going nude, having sex in the middle of the street, throwing up off balconies, morphine...prostitution...and putting up with hour long jazz solo's by stoned guitar players who think they are reincarnations of Miles Davis.
 
Wait...somebody is making money off this stuff...Brad, if he wins, could demand a "tax" from every "lady fixer" and pusher, and buy another mansion on the bayou, designed all by himself, with a hidden hot tub, and an extra hot tub room for visiting "politicians."
 
He does have ONE little problem though. According to the leader of the U.N., the earth is going to be destroyed in four months.In New Orleans, stoned out of your mind time, that's twelve years.
 
He'd better get more tee-shirts printed, and keep up that drinking. I suggest sticking with rum and Coke Brad. It's the jazz musician's favorite. Once you're in the White House, you can write that "I was addicted to cocaine, grass, alcohol, the U.N., Angelina's...lips--but now, I want to save the world and paint the White House Green, and add a nice Grotto." book.
 
Welcome Mayor Pitts...good luck.
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Bring Your OWN Mad Hatter To Your Next Tea Party!

Nobody Knows: There I was, just lying out in the sun, trying to stock up on that wonderful free vitamin-D …in order to be ready for the announcement, which I’m expecting to come any day now on my state-run cable TV program, (MSNBC) that the HlR2d2 whatever flu vaccine is now mandatory for all American citizens. (When they come to find me, I will say, “I have stocked up on vitamin-D thank you, I’ll take my chances with the sun.” No need to arrest me…sir.) Then they will take me away.
 
Anyway there I was, having a happy afternoon, when suddenly, (just to upset my day of course which is their plan), on my cheap radio I heard the very important announcement that “have no fear” citizens, your local “Crisis Intermediate Police Teams” started in 2004, NOW has the wonderful number of 1500 trained police specialists alone to take care of…the 'mentally disturbed'.
 
What? When did the police have to train a “special” force to take care of the mentally ill? Are they expecting thousands of people going to commit suicide in one day?

Or
---- does this mean, along with Obama’s Civilian Acorn Forces (a wonderful program he has taken from the Hitler/FDR “get those young men off the streets") program to monitor and be a private Gestapo for the White house…he will train the police to come into all future “tea parties” and arrest all the people that police deem to be “mentally” ill?
 
You know, they do have that power. It’s up to the police to decide exactly what “mentally unfit” means, which is, whatever they want it to.
 
According to our politicians, who have said that all tea party people are basically deranged, they are going to need to train a lot more...police.
 
And then I got to thinking after hearing this…of a picture I saw last night. Does this picture or does it not… (Johnny Depp posing as the Mad Hatter in his upcoming movie: Alice in Wonderland) suggest that all people who go to “tea parties” are mad as Hatter’s in a crazy wonderland of idiots? Is Johnny Depp’s image going to be used by liberals to make fun of all the crazies at the 9/12 tea parties? Could the release of this picture and movie be more….perfectly timed? Ha!

Nobody Knows
…But if you go by all the politically correct messages in all the movies made in the last twenty years, we’d have to say, it’s not a coincidence.
 
For quite a while now, I've certainly felt like most of my money has been stolen and gone down some deeeeeeeep rabit hole and I'm still trying to find it.
 
So, I suggest that we all dress up like Johnny Depp—Mad Hatter Tea Party characters when we go to our tea parties. The men can be the Mad Hatter’s, the women can dress as Alice, and we should all carry signs of Obama dressed as the Queen of Clubs, with an axe in his/her hand. He would make a wonderful Queen, don’t you think?
 
Why should they have all the fun? If the police are going to arrest us, then maybe we should all dress the part, and request that we’d like our tea with sugar please…when they put us all in jail.
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Poor Hillary

Nobody Cares: Well, poor Hillary. First she has to suffer through being married to the biggest womanizer in Arkansas, then she had to spend years helping him get elected to the White House, in the meantime she had to protect him against Paula Jones, Jennifer Flowers, Monika Lewinsky, and that bumble-head flight attendant...and then he tries to beat up Mr. Morris, and manages to get caught with a cigar and a Republican conspiracy called Matt.
 
And as if she hadn't suffered enough, when she finally got to run for "her turn" ---he spoils her chances of becoming President by being impeached, not to mention the way he handled the "race" issues during the campaign, giving her enough less chance of becoming President by being a better talker...
 
THEN he upstages her by going to North Korea and getting hostages released, stealing all her thunder And now, while she is working hard trying to catch up with being just half the woman of Sarah Palin, who is the real deal when it comes to being her own woman..and having to fly around the world and actually WORK, while Bill just travels and makes lots of money and goes to parties... Bill has to have a big birthday bash in Las Vegas, without her. No wonder she has finally come out of the closet and said "I am the Secretary of State, not my husband."
Gee...took her long enough to get fed up...didn't it?
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The Perfect Kiss

Nobody's Perfect: Reading is my “gentle madness” so to speak, and I’ve been missing it. As any madman will tell you, if you have the time, try to read more than one thing at once, and in different viewpoints. They tell you to do this in physical fitness too. Vary your exercise routines daily to get the most benefit. So this morning I read a bit in two books: Liberal Fascism by Jonah Goldberg, and Slander by Ann Coulter.
I haven’t read Ann in some time, but I did notice that her writing has soared…she leaps over the Grand Canyon now…she is in a Lear Jet of the alpha zone. Nevertheless, her ideas are always the same. She protects President Bush with a hot-white light saber, attacks liberals with a much admired vengeance, and there you go.
 
She protects a “party.” And I, like many Americans, are tired of them. I’m tried of all the parties…every single one invented by man. I want Disney to run the world, but Epcot was taken over long ago. Camelot existed for a book sale. So far, as much as the conservative side is winning in logic, in action we are pretty lame. Not really our fault, but that’s another blog.
 
Jonah’s book is a lesson in “isms” and a wonderful lesson in political thinking, but as I was trying to take it all in, my mind kept going back to my dream from last night…. And I can’t get that dream off my mind. Don’t you just hate when that happens? It’s all about: The Kiss.
 
You see, I saw this video on Dave Barry’s blog some time ago. One click and there was a cat playing piano (with the help of an invisible human) and the song was Hall and Oats classic hit, “You Make My Dreams Come True.”
 
In the beginning of the video, there is an extract from some film, noting from the “shag” haircut on the guy, probably from the seventies. The guy is trying to entice the young girl, played by Helen Hunter, to try cocaine. And then he keeps kissing her, gently, and then, more, with passion…and I can’t get that “kiss” off my mind. I have never, ever, in my life, been kissed like that, and I probably never will. But, gee--- just once would be nice.
 
Of course to me, it was an exercise in…what exactly is the difference in men and women’s dreams? Their REAL desires?
 
Men, as every woman knows, dream nightly about naked women, and sex. It doesn’t matter if they are married, single, divorced, or whatever…they never tell those dreams to women. This is a smart move. We all know this fact, but we never, ever talk about it because men would probably cease to exist. Too many women would become fatal attractions, learning how to deal with kitchen knives in clever ways. But, I doubt very seriously if any man dreams about, “The Kiss.”
 
But what’s in a kiss? To a woman: a lot. They want the “you are my only desire” kiss. That’s the one they want. It’s the “proof.” And I’m not talking about the hour long kissing session. There is a big difference. This kiss is done with the “mind.”
 
Before I go on...just in case you haven’t figured it out by now, I am extremely insecure about most everything. I stumble though life, as if being hit by one car accident after another, only to wake up and go, “Huh? Where am I?” I am always suspicious of people who have great unrelenting confidence, because I figure they are either not thinking, or a bit deranged, but these people are always in charge. (I’m setting you up when you start to analyze my dream, as you will.)
 
And in my dreams, I always beat myself up. It’s my natural proclivity so to speak…leave me alone. It’s in my DNA. Or according to Lee Salk, it’s because my mother thought I was “food” after I was born and due to her almost having died, she kept saying “No…take it away!” every time the nurse brought me in. She came off the drugs three days later, but it was too late, I was permanently damaged.
 
Thanks Lee, for that wonderful insight that I didn’t need. (Lee left the planet many years ago, but I still talk to him for fun.)
 
Anyway: Here’s the dream: I find out that Dave Barry, the author, is going to be visiting at a library, and SOMEHOW, I manage to get him to come over to visit me in my basement. I want---- “The Kiss.” Dave reluctantly comes over, and brings…a big bag full of jigsaw puzzles for us to pass the time.
 
Really, only in dreams.
 
He also has a small boy with him, his son. (He has a young daughter, so that’s strange.) Puzzles can take weeks; I have only a few hours at best.
 
Not good.
 
In the meantime, upstairs, my teenage son is having a big party, and I’m having to go up and make sure everything is not destroyed…running up and down the stairs I say, “I’ll be right back, DON’T GO AWAY!” (My son had a lot of parties when he was a teenager, and any parent that has survived such a thing knows exactly what I’m talking about.)
 
So, back down the stairs, and I’ve gotten Mr. Barry’s attention for a short time, and so I figure, I’ll just lean over and try it, since he wasn’t about to kiss me anytime soon. “Yuk!” “Lipstick!” he cries, and makes an awful face.
 
Well----that went well. 
 
No wonder he's repulesd, I think in my dreams...‘I’m much too fat for him.’ As you know, a woman can be even two pounds overweight and they are much too fat. I’ve been too fat since I was ten. (Not really, but there you go.)
 
If I told this dream to my husband, I can honestly say, it would not upset him in the least. The secrets he holds in his “dreams” would probably not go over too well. Some men, like Glenn Beck or Jimmy Carter, admit the lust they carry daily, and figure it has nothing to do with their love for their wives. And they are probably right. Men can compartmentalize. Men have this advantage, and they know it. That’s why they think women run the world, because women have this hold over their libido, and women on the other hand can take the libido thing, or leave it. But a man who kisses like that guy in that video…? He’d have to beat me off.
 
So, my advise to men, take it or leave it: You might want to rethink that “kiss.” Not just the prelude to get the means, but the real deal. As the song says,
 
Does he love me, I wanna know…
How can I tell if he loves me so?
“Is it in his eyes?” Oh no, you’d be deceived
“Is it in his eyes?” Oh no, you’d make believe
If you wanna know, if he loves you so, it’s in his kiss.
 
And that’s my Nobody’s Opinion: which might change tomorrow. And since Nobody’s Perfect: I’m staying off the Melatonin tonight.
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Conspiracy: "Birther" Gives Birth to Birth Certificate

Nobody's Opinion:Holy Cod-Fish!
 
When I read Ann Coulter’s last post (Birth Certificate Spotted In Bogus Moon Landing Footage), I felt like Ann had hit me over the head with her favorite Grateful Dead album while chanting, “You are a Republican---you are a Republican, you are not on the moon…”
 
I am a die-hard fan of Ann’s genius, but I couldn’t for the life of me (a life that is soon to be sacrificed, I’m told) figure out exactly what was concerning her so much. Was it that Democrats come up with the most ridiculous conspiracy theories in the universe? Or was it that there are actually conservative people that believe when our constitution says that it’s a requirement that the President of our country be a natural-born citizen, and when that President spends thousands of dollars to hide all the facts of his birth and his life, there really is a conspiracy to conceal the truth, along with an egregious crime.
 
And what’s John Edward’s sex life got to do with this?
 
Our founders evidently thought that Article 2, Section 1, was really important. God forbid that our country fall into the hands of foreigners. President George Washington, (Ann’s favorite president, I have read) would probably have hung any public servant on the steps of our Capital if it was proven that they had taken Chinese money to get elected: or given away nuclear reactors to psychopaths knowing full well of the possible consequences: or accepted millions of dollars for gargantuan presidential libraries and campaign cash from faraway places like Saudi Arabia.
 
Selling our ports to Dubai would have probably knocked poor George off his horse.
 
But Ann is not the only one calling “birthers” nuts. Bill (I’m just looking out for you!) O’Reilly, Shepard (you’re a bunch of crazies) Smith, Glenn (common sense tells you not to make a big deal out of this) Beck---all Fox News pundits---all seem to agree that the “birthers”, people who believe that Obama may not be a natural-born a citizen, are nut- cases.
 
Where’s the fair and balanced?
 
If we can pay for all of ‘President’ Obama’s luxurious multi-million dollar life-style, while he puts us and our children into eternal debt and desperation---well let’s just say, it’s the least he can do…show us the proof.
 
So, what’s up with these pundits? Cherry-picking what constitutional rule you wish to apply, and which ones you feel are not relevant to your ideas and can therefore can be changed or just plain ignored, is a right out of the Democratic play-book. We have a living Constitution, compassionate global judges, and now…conservative pundits having mental relapses.
 
It’s bad enough that we have Homeland Security putting patriotic Americans on terrorist lists. Come on guys…we need you! Can you say…”Rule of law, not of men.”?
 
For the good name of Trig, I decided to compare the many liberal daily talking-point attacks that Ann has in her piece, to conspiracy theories: there is a difference. Here is the actual meaning of the word, ‘conspiracy’:
 
               1. The act of conspiring. 2. an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot, purpose.
 
For instance, signing an executive order the first day of your Presidency, that no one can have access to your birth records, shows that you are conspiring to hide the fact that you are not legally President.
 
Bush using his connections as a rich man’s kid by skipping some National Guard time is not exactly a conspiracy. Doing National Guard duty is not a prerequisite for becoming President of the United States, according to our constitution.
 
But if all conspiracy theories are bogus, then I guess, “We the people” are to accept these “facts:”
            
       • JFK was shot by one bullet, from the back, even though the video shows a bullet hit his head              from the front, first.
 
• The Federal Reserve is not an evil empire, it’s a bunch of men who are really good guys. We do not need to know who they are, or need to ever see their books.
 
• The Bilderberg meetings, the WTO, the G8 parties, the European Union---are just harmless parties for the rich to relax and have Angelina Jolie show her lips.
 
• Joe Kennedy did not buy his son’s Presidency with the help of the mob in Chicago.
 
• The moon landing was actually done with the batteries of a simple GE radio…and that flag was stiff, and we just found new never-before-seen photos!
 
• The buildings on 9/11, even though it certainly looked like a professional job to most of us, collapsed faster than a simple two-story house because of the heat.
 
• Our country would have gone into a deep depression if President Bush and ‘President’ Obama had not started spending trillions to stimulate our economy. Don’t you even doubt it.
 
Our founders knew that every single man alive was capable of “devouring his own kind” when faced with the reigns of power. They knew all too well that “evil” men were always hatching conspiracies to take that power and abuse it. So therefore, because nobody bothered to check out Obama’s credentials, we now have a President who bows deeply to Saudi Kings: calls cops stupid: believes America has made way too many mistakes: puts us in mortal danger from our enemies: divides us daily on a racial basis: insists on rationing our health care: and basically goes around acting like Castro’s ugly step…..brother.
 
Did someone conspire to put Obama in office to destroy the United States? Or did Obama’s birth certificate get destroyed by a hurricane caused by global warming, in the middle of Kenya, because the attending Muslim doctor was too busy helping Jimmy Carter give birth to a peanut big enough to feed the world, and couldn’t sign it because he had to leave? The family dog then ate the rest of it, somewhere in Canada.
 
What, are you nuts?
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What Does a Brother Have to Do To Get a Beer Around Here?

Nobody's Absurdities No....I've lost count, 70...I think.
 
 
 
 
 
It's Saturday night, and I'm sorry to say, I have no favorite e-mails from the week..BUT...There IS one incredible absurdity that must be recognized and pointed out, since so far, I seem to be the only one who has noticed it.
 
Last week, we were bombarded with the, "Black Henry Gates gets attacked by racist white cop Crowley, when all Henry was doing was breaking into his own home" story lines.
 
This week, we should have seen, "Black Kenneth Gladney got beat up by a black union thug, (who's name is not revealed) who didn't want a "ni---r" passing out the American flag" story.
 
We should have, but we didn't, because as everyone knows, it's no crime for a black man to call another black man "ni--er." Even if they bust their head open while doing it, it's still considered a term of endearment.
(Notice: If there is a white man on the scene at all, the news people mention every black person within twenty miles. If there is no white man around, nothing is said of color.)
 
The second crime was MUCH bigger than the first, because it was a black union man really beating up a poor black man, trying to kick his head in...but it didn't muster even a peep from Obama...not even "I've invited the two men to the White House for Zero Coke, under the new solar White House Panels to discuss how the Union Members and the people who don't want to die by my Universal Heath Care plans have to all get along."
 
My thought is that it was the flag that got poor Kenneth in trouble. It's not a flag that Obama is really fond of, as we know from his travels.
 
Either that, or he really doesn't like beer, which could be, because he didn't drink a beer in the Rose garden with Gates and Crowley. Go figure.
 
Why did Obama invite a black Harvard Professor and a white cop, to the white house to have a beer to discuss the age old problem of "blacks being racially discriminated against by white cops" but did not address the just as "serious" issue of union thugs beating up innocent people standing around handing out American flags?
 
Why?
 
I can't figure this one out.
 
Is it because Kenneth is a poor conservative black man, not a rich, white hating, black man?
Doesn't Obama CARE about poor black men?
 
Mmmmmmmm
 
The Harvard Professor did not have anything done to him at all...in fact, I have no doubt, after seeing him on C-Span this morning, he will soon get his own show on CNN or MSNBC...I'll even bet you on that.
 
Whereas, poor black Kenneth Gladney, was beat up so ruthlessly by a black union thug, that he ended up in the hospital, will be heard from, no more. He was on TV with Fox, for his 15 seconds of fame, but the only thing he will be now blamed for is making Senator Claire McCaskill of Missouri cancel her Townhall meetings because she is scared of "violence."
 
Whew! Got out of that one, right Claire?
 
Message: If you are black, do not be caught selling American Flags anywhere near a Democrat or a union man. If you dare even try to sell that flag, they WILL HIT YOU BACK HARDER!
 
What does it take for a brother to get a beer around here?
 
Obama shows that if you are a rich black man, especially one that is racist, you can come right on over, anytime, and fit right in. You will get a pint of Obama Beer, flown directly over from his hometown of Kenya...(It's true, they do have a beer named after him in Kenya...)
 
Absurd, but not surprising.
 
Update: As of this writing, as I watch the different accounts of the event unfold, the attacker's "color" is not mentioned much at all, but FIRST reports, at least the first five that I read or heard on the local news, was that the attacker was black. I live in St. Louis, where this happened, and paid close attention. It would NOT surprise me in the coming days that it changes to the news that the man was actually "white."
 
This happens alot, in news reporting, in case you haven't noticed, and it would fit right in to a nice "spin" to control the situtation, if they can't keep it off the news. But, I imagine, the story will just disappear.
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Do U Hear Us Now?

Nobody Wins: Millions of Americans, mostly over fifty...are going to Townhall meetings all over the country.
Why?
 
Because they just found out that when their President talks about reforming health care, his plan is just to eliminate the people who really don't matter much, which he admits, is most of them.
 
The citizens at these Townhall meetings all reported that no matter how hard they wanted to talk about the future plans...their Senators and Representatives really don't want to hear what the average citizen has to say about this. After all, they have more important things to cover like getting on their new luxury jets which can take them to their island resorts, which may I suggest, came just in the nick of time.
 
What will it take for our elite rulers to get the message that we don't want them in our Health Care?
 
I have a feeling they are about to find out.
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Pelosi, Astroturf, and Jefferson's Wolves

Nobody Flashes: With Nancy Pelosi shouting “Astroturf!” as if her feet are going to set on fire just from the thought of all those old people ranting at her kind , benevolent, death reaper minions--one must wonder. What did Harry Reid slip into her drink at lunch?
 
Vodka mixed with lighter fluid?
 
I like Astroturf. And Nancy, if I’m Astroturf than you’re a plastic Easter egg, filled with spoiled-rotten cream cheese. Put your tongue back in your mouth. Drowling in public is not much better than being caught knocking Astroturf.
 
I was reading Thomas Jefferson today, and I came upon a letter he wrote, where he commented on the “Good Sense of the People.” He was giving his opinion to a friend about the Shay’s rebellion.
 
Jefferson was a big believer in the press keeping the people informed.

"Were it left up to me to decided whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without government, I should not hestitate a moment to prefer the latter."
 
The good news is, despite all the propaganda that Washington has been dishing out minute by minute, trying to make a case for their Universal Health Care… on our side of the tracks…the radio and talk show hosts, the political pundits, and the millions of common bloggers, have done such a good job at getting out what is in this Health Care Bill, that the American people are finally saying…”NO!”
 
You will not kill me, whenever you feel like it because you’ve spend all my hard earned money that you took and used it for the dictators in Africa, or CEO on Wall Street, or brand new jet planes for Congressmen to take them to some multi-billion dollar fancy bunker somewhere, in order for you all to hide in.
 
No!” (And Hillary wants to join the international criminal court? She might want to rethink that one.)
 
Anyway…sometimes, you just have to quote the masters.Here are a few quotes from Thomas Jefferson about the subject of people rebelling, from a letter he wrote to Edward Carrington from Paris on January 16, 1787.
 
 “I am persuaded myself that the good sense of the people will always be found to be the best army. They may be led astray for a moment, but will soon correct themselves.”
 
“The people are the only censors of their governors: and even their errors will tend to keep these to the true principles of their institution. To punish these errors too severely would be to suppress the only safeguard of the public liberty.”
And two of my favorites
; “I am convinced that those societies (as the Indians) which live without government enjoy in their general mass an infinitely greater degree of happiness than those who live under the European government. Among the former, public opinion is in the place of law, and restrains morals as powerfully as laws ever did anywhere. Among the latter, under pretense of governing, they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep. I do not exaggerate."
 
"If once they (the people) become inattentive to the public affairs, you and I and Congress and assemblies, judges, and governors shall all become wolves. It seems to be the law of our general nature, in spite of individual exceptions: and experience declares that man is the only animal which devours his own kind; for I can apply no milder term to the governments of Europe and to the general prey of the rich on the poor.”
 
Yes, the rich literally want to devour the poor, to bury us all in Astroturf would be just too expensive. They'd prefer that we all stand real still on real grass, like sheep, and be quiet.
 
Are you starting to see the resemblence between the BIG BAD WOLF and Ms Pelosi?
 
Mr. Jefferson says: "Wolf!"
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What We Need is a Big Can of Sam Adam's Woop-A.s

Nobody Knows: Today, many in our Congress are calling the protesters of the Obama Health Care system...mobs. I think we should remind them that if not for the first American mob, they wouldn't even have a job.
The Boston Tea Party, was our first bonifide mob, and oh what a wonderful mob it was! Our schools used to teach it as a brave event. And oh my goodness,..did they dress up!
 
One night, our founders, and the people of Boston got so fed up with all the abuses by the King of England, that they threw millions of dollars worth of tea in the harbor in protest. And what was wonderful, was that this mob was manufactured...by the King of England. If he hadn't have been such a jerk, these poor people would have just sat around and been happy.
 
 If the American people had not fought the King of England, the whole world as we know it, would be a lot different. For it's ONLY in freedom that people can invent, create, and work to solve the problems of mankind..America's many successful projects has literally lit up the world. Other countries, like China, just steal our inventions because they can't come up with this stuff.
 
Why? Communism.
 
All nations have electric, cars, planes, phones, Internets, and most of this if not all of this technology has come from us....and like a string of falling domino's...if not for the mobs of 1776, most of that would not have happened. As history has shown...tyranny historically produces...nothing. Saudi Arabia is proof of that.
 
The Boston Tea party, was a proud tradition of our American History...and guess what Michelle and Obama?...the Boston Tea parties are going to keep coming...and if you want to know who manufactured the tea parties...look in the mirror and know...that you may have just made your biggest mistake. And I am glad.
 
In fact, go ahead Obama, and do your Castro imitations, the more you spin, the more you sound ridiculous. Like that video of you that someone found, where you tell how you are going to get rid of health care insurance...and then put up that the video had been altered. Yeah. Right. Good one. You think we don't know the difference? And I thought you were smart, Barry.
 
Keep this up! It's great! America is finally understanding the words of communism, socialism, tyranny, and insanity. Our system is so full of corrupt and Mafia/gangsters that it is undeserving of it's people. They can no longer hide their corruption. It's in full view. Free people of the world are BEGGING us to stand up to Obama and his bag of communists, you hear it in the voices of the ones who are allowed to speak. How CAN we let them down?
 
Today, an American President ask citizens to snitch on those other citizens that did not agree with his new march to communism, just like Castro. He wants a list, he wants to collect names, bank accounts, data, DNA, and everything he can to control the masses. He is on a mission to erase America forever.. Universal Health Care means he can and will kill many of us, and just like Hitler, he will stand on his mountain and you will not hear the screams, he will not either.
 
I suggest we start taking the 1776 flag to these meetings and talk about our history. Take anything that makes you proud of America, since Obama hates it so.
 
That drives liberals crazy. This it the time to go bug your Representatives. Before they hide. And they will. They've already bought big jets to take off in if the going gets too tough.
 
I don't want an electric car. I don't want to be told how much water or food I can eat or drink. I don't want a black person who hates me to tell me that I can't have that cancer treatment. I don't want Obama to corrupt my grandchildren. I don't want to wonder who is "spying" on me. I don't a government to tell me I HAVE to have vaccines I don't want, or need. I don't want an internet to start charging me for e-mail and watches my every word that I type. I don't want to have to "volunteer" my time for the community. And most of all...I don't want to live under a communist named Obama.
 
And trust me, you don't either.
 
Enough...of this being obedient and quiet. They work for us, and we must NEVER let them forget it. We need to start acting like the owners of our own country, instead of slaves of an rich elite arrogant Kings and Queens.
 
We need to bring out Sam Adams, and a big can of American Woop-as. Because nobody knows: it's high noon.
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Kim & Bill: Two Powerful Men, More Ugly Chairs

Nobody's Perfect: Today, Bill Clinton and Kim Jong Il met again, as old buddies and friends. Many things were discussed...and even though most of the world wondered if this trip was really all about Kim Jong IL NOT nuking Hawaii, instead of releasing Al Gore's "reporters" ...many other subjects came up:

Clinton
You know...Hawaii was where Elvis made one of your favorite movies...you will destroy that beautiful site forever..

Kim You did NOT bring what I asked.

Bill I've given you just about everything under the sun that I possibly could! Why, you couldn't even do this if I hadn't have given you those nuclear reactors...you SAID you would not use them! And then you went and sent nukes to Pakistan.

Kim Of course I did. You lie too! And to your own people.

Bill  Well, at least I don't starve my own people.

Kim  No, you just make them really fat, and make money off them. If you would give me a trillion, I could do the same.

Bill  Well, I couldn't get Priscilla to come over here to live with you...why don't you take MY wife?

Kim  Do you think me such a fool as to even accept such a suggestion? Your wife is your problem, and lately, she is getting on my nerves. You should have gotten rid of her long ago. Then you sent MS Albright over, I was expecting Priscilla. She looked like my brother during the Korean war. Not very sexy. I want Priscilla, or the daughter, what do you think I am?
 
And Jimmy Carter was...too annoying. That man has the face of a peanut farmer. I also want to own GM, and Fiat. At least 80%. Tell that to Obama.
 
No, you have insulted me for the last time. I want the world to see me smiling and you looking...very afraid. I want you to give me Hawaii.

Bill  Well I can't. Obama wants Hawaii. He has a house there.

Kim  Then you can go. I will give you Al's girls, in exchange, you will pay.

Bill  Well, you could throw in those two strippers I saw at your house last night...they looked like they could use a good meal.

Kim
 No..Priscilla, or else. And by the way, next time I talk to you, my name is James...James Bond Il. Don't forget it. Now go...you look taller than me. (nobody makes up this stuff)
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Nobody Cares About Loudspeakers

Nobody Cares: About the opinions of a nobody…which is actually kind of nice because I can then say exactly whatever I want about most anything and it won’t matter one iota…and that’s always fun-----soooooooooooo……
 
Today, I was driving down some really bad sections of town, which in most cities means the {poor) Black-American neighborhoods, and I noticed that the houses all looked really well kept, and I was really happy to see that. The lawns were mowed, flowers were blooming---a real nice change from years gone past, BUT--- I was disturbed to see so many of the front doors and windows all had big black bars on them. The houses were so little, what in the world could be worth stealing? But then again, even the poorest of the poor have big-screen HD TV’s now. These are houses that in the fifties were owned by Italians, Irish and Jewish people…mostly white, families long gone now.
 
It was a beautiful day, so I had my windows rolled down when I heard it…and at first, I couldn’t believe my ears. It was a very loud voice being broadcasted throughout the neighborhood, on gigantic speakers that seem to be everywhere. And as I kept driving, it still surrounded me. I couldn’t get away from it. It was literally, everywhere.
 
These loudspeakers had to be up on every corner. The man speaking was black, and so, as a “honkey” I had trouble understanding what he was saying, but just the fact that he was speaking to probably at least fifty city blocks, was a complete first for me. I never imagined in a million years, that I would hear a voice coming out through a loudspeaker in the United States…not anywhere. (If you are used to this, realized…this nobody doesn’t get out much.)
 
The guy talked on the speaker for at least four minutes, and I hung my head out of the window to try and figure out what he was saying. It was all mumbled. But somewhere in the ranting was a “do not be alarmed, this was just a test…”
 
A test for what? Nuclear warfare? Gangsters killing? Big Brother? Come to the Aretha Franklin Bar-be-que? Watch out for a cop name Crowley, he was spotted on the corner of Riverview and Halls Ferry…I had NO idea.
 
So then I thought….well gee…why don’t we have these great big speakers in MY neighborhood? We have very loud obnoxious tornado sirens, but there is no way you could ever hear a human voice on them. You tell me? Who is going to talk on this sound system, and tell the people in this neighborhood where to go and why?
 
It was VERY, as they say Orwellian, and especially with a ‘black’ man as President. I had never thought that in America, I would hear such a sound, not even in a neighborhood with bars on their windows…the camera’s are bad enough, but really. You’d think the man from Harvard would do something.
 
Then tonight, as if to continue my own questions, some police officer called Michael Savage on his radio show, and told him that Mayor Bloomberg was getting stimulus money to set up his own personal “brown shirt” army of men…outside of the NYPD. You could tell by the sound of his voice that this man truly was a veteran cop, and he was completely alarmed that the Mayor needed to set up this division of men. They weren’t “armed” but nevertheless.
 
Obama’s promised “civilian” guard is coming to New York.
 
The man, was on the same thinking as I was: What the heck? Is this what Obama wants, and is this what the “stimulus” was about? In America?
 
First come the speakers, then the young “civilian” army in uniform? What are they going to do…bark orders at them from the loudspeakers?
 
“Attention, Atttention: All Civilian guards...Go to the doors, count the people in each home, man in 333 is not in bed yet.”
 
In the meantime, in my own neighborhood, I noticed that my Muslim neighbors who are never, ever, ever, ever home, have set up a huge dinning room table in their garage, complete with about twenty chairs.
 
Well, one thing is certain: there is change coming to America, but not the kind most of us had hoped for.
 
I read somewhere that in Michigan, morning prayers are announced over a loudspeaker system…in a neighborhood that is filled with Muslims. Someone told me that my Muslim neighbors have a house in Michigan, but I have also noticed that two more houses of Muslims have moved in around them.
 
On the local news here, they want young boys to sign up to be policemen. They advertise for these “volunteers” every day.
 
Oh, and by the way…Castro has loudspeakers all over Havana, but, really, does anybody care?
 
I do, and so should you.
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Houston: We Have...Communists

Nobody’s Opinion: It’s 1999. You live in Cuba. You have Castro’s health care, which is completely operated by the government, and it’s free.
 
Your doctor’s office is spare; the office has lamps missing light bulbs, and has very little medicine. Cuba does have some great medical universities and hospitals, but they are mostly visited by rich tourist (like Michael Moore), and Castro and his advisors. The population doesn’t get near them. Shortages are everywhere at the local hospitals, and sometimes, they can only perform emergency operations because of it.
 
You are so thankful that your relatives in Miami send you money and much needed medicine, you don’t know what you would have done if not for your brother in the United States. Your doctor gets an apartment from the state, but he doesn’t make enough, so he helps his wife make ceramic earrings at night…to sell to the tourists.
 
Everyone has a food ration book. Every one gets bread once a day and chicken maybe four times a year. Most live on vegetables, and a state sausage.
 
Every community has a Block Committee for the Defense of the Revolution. (An Acorn so to speak) They have to see to their “socialist” tasks: recycling, night patrol of the street, health campaigns, and vaccinations for all the children. Everyone is watched. And everyone has to look for “anti-socials”
 
What are “anti-socials”? Those who don’t work, or study, who hustle or rob, who do nothing for anyone, not even themselves. You must work. If you don’t register your house, or obey the rules on everything, you are fined. (Sound familiar?) (What did Michelle Obama promise us? Everyone will work?)
 
But there is another Cuba, the one of tourists, and cruise ships, and hotels, and this has created a very rich class. The regular Cubans are not allowed to mingle. Most of the tourists are from Europe, Canada, and Latin America. In Cuba, like most third world communist countries, there are the very rich and the very poor…no middle class. The poor can only...look.
 
The schools teach Engels, Lenin, Che Guevara---but Castro teachings are the mostly repeated, every day.
 
There are not many cars, mostly buses. At the beginning, the revolution seized church property, banned Christmas. (Sound familiar?) And Castro, when he talks, sites his achievements in government statistics…about all he has done for the Cuban people. He brags about the many vaccines given.
 
Castro is a great speaker, and can go on and on rattling statistics of the greatness that the state has achieved-- his voice on loudspeakers and TV stations throughout the land, every single day. (Wait…who else does this?)
 
Today, in 2009, Raul Castro said that Cuba will NEVER give up communism, and he won’t have to, will he? If Obama stays in office--- and if his Marxists tendencies continue…the two countries will finally merge.
 
Didn’t President Bill Clinton jump to Castro’s call when he wanted little Elian? Of course he did. Any citizen in the United States would have told Castro “no way, Jose” ---his mother died trying to bring Elian to America. But we watched Elian taking by midnight military raid…in the middle of the night…much like old Cuba.
 
And our media spun it so well; we thought it was all about “father’s” rights. And we said…nothing. Do you not see how controlled we have been? We have masters of media manipulation. Masters...
 
I got this 1999 Cuban scenario from the article “Evolution in the Revolution. Cuba” by John J. Putman, in the June, 1999 issue of National Geographic. Find it and give it a read.
 
And frankly, if you read these very straight forward observations of Cuba, you will understand just how the communists have been slowly taking over our country.
 
My first big warning bell came when our high school children, during the Clinton years, were made to do “mandatory” community service or they wouldn’t graduate from high school. Kids that were so far behind every single nation in the world…made to do hours of mandatory community service….answering telephones, picking up trash. Then came the “mandatory” hour of recycling classes.
 
This is communism, nothing else…and Obama is big on it.
 
In Hillary’s book, “It Takes a Village” (A communist title if there ever was one.) the philosophy was for the state to get the mothers into the work force, and the children just as young as possible, into state nanny care schools. …which were set up without fanfare by President George W. Bush---he continued Hillary’s very communistic plan.
 
You see, children’s brains are still forming up until four-years old. If you can get them that young, you can brainwash them to obey the state for life. Obama targets the young. There is a reason for that play set in the White House. Come on…his girls are much too big for the swing set, it’s a prop.
 
He wants to get rid of the old, that’s why he keeps gently telling the old should be good and just die off. Once the last of the boomers are gone, the nation can be changed forever…not to mention how it will help the bottom line.
 
So, why do our Republicans leaders go for programs much like Castro’s? Most of them are just puppets of the corporate rich, who love to deal with communism. That’s why they love China. It’s much easier--- they all say it.
 
Now the ‘social engineering’ is for people to be “molded” and “trained” to work for nothing. They don’t even want to pay the people---why people should “volunteer” to serve the world. It's every companies dream. It's the only way we can compete with China. No wonder they want to get rid of “1984.” Slavery is coming back in style and being sold to our young with a big Apple, and Blueberry Smile, turn up your I-Pod and keep your eyes on that cell phone. 
 
You know, many feel that we can stop this; we’ve had “progressives” before and came back. But Obama believes in communism, and he is using the anger of “blacks” to implement his plans. With the megalomania that he is displaying, I don’t believe he will leave the Presidency. Like Putin, Like Chavez, like Castro, he will want to be there for life.
 
I believe (it’s best to expect the worst then be happy when it doesn’t happen) that Obama will “allow” a catastrophe on American soil before he lets that happen. FDR did not want to leave. Neither did Clinton, or Bush, but Obama is an angry man…as is his wife. He will not go quietly.
 
If the time comes, and Obama does not want to leave….it up to the people to make him, we must stick to our constitution. If we, as a people, ever needed to unit as one people, it’s now. The plan has always been to divide and conquer. Let’s not let them do it.
 
If Honduras can do it, then so… can… we.
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Nobody's Favorite E-Mail of the Week: Tiger Woods

Nobody's Favorite E-Mail of the week:
 
 
 
 
 
Okay, it's a girl thing.
 
I spent the whole day today, redecorating my bar...yes I have a basement bar, even though I don't drink. But since I've worked in plenty, I felt I could at least get that, "sit down and get stoned out of your mind and tell me all your secrets" feeling.
 
You MUST have atmosphere in a bar...sort of sexy, but also very confusing. How else do guys get girls so confused that they go home with them? You need...it to be very dark. Right guys? That way she won't notice that you're drooling. She might feel the spit, but she'll think that she spilled her drink.
 
I didn't have any money to spend on my bar, so I had to work with what I do have, which is a LOT of old German steins, a real steel drum, old Halloween candles, you know the kind that you buy in the Halloween stores and they have skulls holding candelabras in their heads...an old red feather thingy that I once upon a time think I used for over an hour...some costume masks, lots of mugs, even one that is from Al Hirt's bar in New Orleans,and eight oil lanterns.
 
If we have a hurricane, I'll be ready.
 
Oh, and a few fake flower lays from DisneyWorld, and a statue of the Crypt Keeper, and some big conk sea shells, and well..the result looked like a shipload of pirates threw up in a wh---e house, and got in a fight with a bunch of Germans beer maids.
 
I'm waiting for Captain Jack...to start singing.
 
And THAT is why this is my favorite e-mail of the week. My liberal friend J.R., who sells bathroom facets for a living, between dreaming of his old sex life, sent me a set of pictures of Tiger Wood's home-- I imagine it's the one in Florida.
 
This is what you can do, if you work really, really, really, really, really, hard and never side with any politician on any issue whatsoever.
 
Not only is Tiger the quintessential classy person in life, he has the most perfectly decorated house...in the world. My god, it's to die for! It is perfection. I mean it. You should see his bathroom!

Enough
. It's Saturday night. Hopefully, you went to a REAL bar, and tomorrow you get a hole-in-one...whether you play golf or not.
 
As for Tiger, he deserves every single perfect sunset from his living room couch, and whatever he dreams of.
 
Oh, the Mae West red feather shoulder stole is draped around the bar mirror...a bit too much you think?
 
Naw, there's a bed right around the corner...I might need it again someday...at least I'll know where it's at.
(Did I say that? No, I didn't really say that...did I?)
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