Posted by
Joyanna Adams on Friday, August 28, 2009 11:37:29 AM
Nobody Flashes:
Yesterday, little Miley Mooney, won first prize in the "Draw Senator Ted Kennedy's Funeral Route to the Kennedy Library" contest.
Little Miley won a month's supply of the cuddly Swine Flu Dolls, a doll inspired by the Ted Kennedy's "Universal Heath Care" for all the people on the dying planet called Gaia, because she was the only child who remembered that Ted Kennedy always fed his children...in her "Feed the Children" sticker.
A doll so cuddly that all kids will now want to have the swine flu swimming in their little bodies!
The Boston Kindergarten often holds these contests to celebrate the lives of local politicians...and to get little minds thinking about how someday, they too, could do good things, and visit a lot of pubs while doing them!
Congratulations little Miley! Keep up the good work!
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)