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Madonna, Esther, Jewish Sex Goddess....

Nobody's Perfect: Right now, when the little, tiny, itsy, nation of Israel is at it's most precarious position in it's horrific history since the Holocaust, Madonna has decided to do a few concerts there and donate the proceeds to fight the crazy jihad's everywhere who want the complete destruction of the Jews and America...

No she didn't.
 
She is going to keep whatever she reaps for herself, because there is ONE thing you can say about Madonna, when it comes to promoting herself, no one does it better, and in that respect, she has been just about perfect. And I mean that...sincerely.

Except
when she opens her mouth about politics and says ridiculous things, which she does more and more as she ages. Madonna alone has not only resurrected blond jokes, but put them in the Koran forever. She has also almost single-handily put a whole new perspective on bras.
 
Nevertheless: She says her name is Esther, and she is now Jewish...and because she outlived Michael Jackson...she got to go to the holy wall where only the most devote of Jews can pray. And she gets to meet with Prime Minister Netamyahu, and why this makes the news, is beyond any one's guess. Maybe she IS going to donate to a worthy Jewish cause? Or maybe there is a FEE to be allowed into holy places, I don't know.
 
Maybe she found out that she is actually one of the great offenders of the great ALLAH, and has a big red mark on her forehead, and therefore, calling herself Esther might be a thin disguise, and just another way to protect herself.
 
The question arises...Do all movie stars and pop stars work for the politicians? Are they secretly being paid BIG, BIG bucks to promote polticial motifs in their art?
 
Sure looks that way to me.
 
She may not have been born Jewish, but Esther, feels Jewish. She WANTS to be Jewish...so did Sammy Davis.
 
Hey,..."If I were a rich man..la, la, la, la, la la la la.....All day long I'd pity pity bumm..."
 
Wait...you don't have to be rich to pity pity bum. I can vouch for that!
 
Okay...I'm still recovering from Ted Kennedy's VERY quick death from the brain tumor...
 
I was GOING to nominate Arnold this week for continuing to watch his state get burnt to the ground...but, I felt sorry for his wife, so Madonna gets the "Nobody's Perfect When You're Not BORN Jewish" award this week.
I'm sure she appreciates it.
 
Shalom Esther...go in peace and bras.
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The $6,000 Tip

Nobody Opinion: Why do the rich spend millions for stuff that the normal person would never in a million years pay a dime for? Because (as Mr. Morris would say) they can.
I have to say, I've been trying for the longest time not to reveal my sources...but after this weekend, seeing Bill, Al, Hillary, and Obama in the same room together, I realize that now is the time to go ahead and let go of my own selfishness, and introduce everyone to one of my FAVORITE sites on the internet. I love this spot.
 
It's a shopping site for the billionaire club, and since I did NOT win that $333 million in Mega-Millions last week, you can be sure I really enjoy this site. It has all kinds of unbelievable cars, jewelry, the latest in tech stuff, and..well it just plain informative.
 
For instance. Here we see a simple meal. But some Russian lady in Tuscan paid $15,000 dollars for this. (I know)---but that's not the best part. The best part is that she was so happy with the service, that she wanted to give the waiter a tip of $6,000 dollars which she happily pulled right out of her purse!
 
I don't even carry five dollars in my purse...I cannot even imagine!
 
 Anyway, this is just one of the "signs" that when Michael Moore pronounces that capitalism is evil...it rings very true with many people around the world, who like me, wonder why if rich people are so stupid to pay $15,000 for some simple dish...how did they get rich in the first place? (I know...you too?)
 
It seems capitalism ruled by drug lords is more likely the problem, but that's another blog.
 
Class envy will never die...just find another way to have a great time! Now, having said that...you can thank me, and also answer the question: Would Bill Gates have paid $15,000 for that little bit of...whatever? If you said yes, then you might want to think again.
 
If the money has not been earned by you, it's so VERY easy to throw it away, just ask any wife who doesn't work.
 
Bill Gates, I have read, has been known to walk out to his car to get a coupon. Which is why I suggest we just get rid of all politicians, and hire Thomas Sowell to run the world. And since Thomas Sowell is much too smart to ever even imagine such a silly notion, in the meantime, give this site a visit once in a while...and enjoy!
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Nobody Reports What Nobody Reports About Teddy's Funeral

Nobody Cares: This is me...this is the look I had on my face all day while watching Ted Kennedy's funeral:
 
"God, Hillary's hair looks terrible! She going back to her old, "I'm in college and defending the Black Panthers, no makeup, Wesley College prep school look! She wants to go back to the beginning and start over. Poor darling, she's losing it."
 
"And Bill! Look how cocky that guy is! Always gets in the camera...how DOES he do that? Makes everyone in the room stand around him like puppy dogs, waiting for a small treat. Really. When I saw him I wanted to run and hide...what is WRONG with those people?"
 
"RUN! RUN! GET AWAY!"
 
"Jimmy Carter sits soooo far away from everyone else. The Saudis are watching him...he has to play this JUST right. The Carter's both look like zombies. I think they should settle down, I really do."
 
"Wow...the Kennedys looks like...dare I say it? A tribe! It's the Irish Mafia! It looks like they all got back from the "I know I'm special" red-headed yacht club. Every man has a blue double-breasted blazer with gold plated buttons. I'm in Caddy Shack Gone to Hell."
 
"There are NO black people in the audience anywhere! Didn't they have any black friends? I mean, civil rights leaders and all---I don't blame Michelle Obama for looking like she wanted to smash everyone face in...sitting with all those white people!..Whooo. They could have at least invited Denzel."
 
"Did you SEE that? Vicki Kennedy completely snubbed John Kerry! And look at George W. Bush---he is all alone---nobody wants to talk to him. He looks like he is the lone duck stuck smack in the middle of a cement pond. "
 
"Oh, look at all those polite fake smiles. Laura Bush has it down great. The other woman can't hide what their feeling...they ALWAYS have fake smiles...but Laura's fake smile--and she has just one, is perfect...I really like her."
 
"Look...Obama is doing his "Cesar's profile" pose. That has GOT to hurt his neck, how long can he keep that up? He puts his nose up any higher and the Bishops will think he wants a wafer."
 
"What? They put it up to the children to talk about how everyone should have health care, and free homes, and free educations, and...free abortions...wait..someone forgot to write that one in...oh and how Teddy loved to sail."
 
"How...tasteless! Can you believe that?" (sure you can)
 
(I just saw little Teddy sobbing at his grandpa's grave, on C-Span. Didn't that happen at Micheal Jackson's funeral? Will that be on my vaccine box?)
 
"Hold on...who are THOSE two guys with the bald heads and big shaggy beards! Man...do they look mean. No WAY are they Catholic priests. Those are Obama's boys. Those guys work for Hamas...I guess that's the price you pay if you want the President to speak at your funeral...he gets to bring his own puppies."
 
"Ted Kennedy Jr. gets a rousing standing ovation for his eulogy? Wow, I thought this was a funeral. But no...he IS the new HOPE! Not one "ya know" in the whole thing. The whole Kennedy crowds now sees that the great fortunes will continue...all they needed was ONE good speaker. Whew..thank GOD."
 
"The other brother...is speaking...wait, HE's the elected official? And Ted let him this kid on his boat!?"
 
"The President is now gracing us with his "talent"--the only black man at the funeral besides the military pall bearers and X-President Bush's body guard. Great speech. Who knew that Ted gave them their dog? Ted Kenndy great secret to success was.... birthday cards...he never forgot a birthday. Gotta remember that one. Who paid for those cards?"
 
"Just WHO is Obama's speech writer? He's leaving the,"I had no food, and you fed me, I was thirty and you gave me drink" soppy stuff for the priests, who talked about health care even before they finally made it to the grave site. Ted made sure that everyone knew health care was HIS legacy...not Hermine, not Ron's...Harry Kennedy."
 
"Oh no...Maria Shriver is falling apart. Her eyelash just fell on her left foot. First her mother dies, then Teddy---poor woman. Or has that fire in California gotten too close for comfort?..Wow, she needs Valium."
 
"Somebody help us. Which pearls are REAL and which are fake?"
 
"Ava Maria...sung...about as perfect as you can. Well, why ELSE would I watch this stuff?"
 
"My god, everyone is escorting the casket out singing "America the Beautiful"--- well, that's not too political...is it?"
 
"I just thought...what if Jimmy Carter dies soon? Or daddy Bush? Could I go through this AGAIN?" "Why do I do this to myself?...WHY?"
 
Okay...HBO resurrected Ted Kennedy as the most god-fearing, wonderful, and generous man that ever walked the earth. They played the Nixon tapes to show how they were out to get poor Ted. (Oh, the democrats NEVER look for scandals to report...never.) Republicans look like they are the meanest people that walked the planet, and the TED KENNEDY, if just for that one moment when he forgot to call the police when he couldn't save that poor girl, and he has no clue what happened that night..
 
---was the best Kennedy President...ever.
 
What----he was never President, you say? You could have fooled me.
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Nobody Reports Stimulus for Gravestones

Nobody Reports Favorite E-Mail of Week!
 
Have you noticed that I have been using a lot of gravestones, lately in my blogs? Could it be that it's because I have a feeling that if I should get sick...a few more years will NOT be an option?
 
It's best to be prepared, as we all know, and like most Americans, I'm more worried about just plain surviving in Obama's New Communist World Order than thinking about my upcoming death or my headstone...so these are giving me some ideas.
 
These people were definitely prepared.
 
First off...I prefer the first for myself, because I remember a very great picture of President Bush giving that exact same gesture to someone...who he meant it for I have no clue, but I saw his daughter do it to, so its a favorite of the family.
 
The second grave shows you proof, that the Japanese, have been, and will always be...humans with DNA not of this planet. I don't know whose coming to this office meeting, but he wants to make sure they feel at home.
 
And the third? You have to wonder. Is this a woman's grave, and is that her? Or is this a man's grave and that's his favorite "model?"
 
If Presidents can build huge multi-million dollar libraries for immortality, maybe we should demand our stimulus tax dollars be given back to us in order for all so that we can at least have more creative tombstones.
 
So many people cannot even afford to bury their dead relatives. Bodies are starting to pile up in the National Parks, and some of them are even legal!
 
Yes, since our government refuses to let any of us take any money with us, or leave anything for our family, I say it's the least they can do.
 
Wait---I've changed my mind. I pick the last one. I want everyone to think I was some hot chick. A little silver glitter on in the right spots would look nice too, don't you think? Maybe some high heels....the constant playing of "to dream the impossible dream...."
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5-Year-Old Wins Swine Flu Prize In Kennedy Contest

Nobody Flashes:
 
Yesterday, little Miley Mooney, won first prize in the "Draw Senator Ted Kennedy's Funeral Route to the Kennedy Library" contest.
 
Little Miley won a month's supply of the cuddly Swine Flu Dolls, a doll inspired by the Ted Kennedy's "Universal Heath Care" for all the people on the dying planet called Gaia, because she was the only child who remembered that Ted Kennedy always fed his children...in her "Feed the Children" sticker.
 
A doll so cuddly that all kids will now want to have the swine flu swimming in their little bodies!
 
The Boston Kindergarten often holds these contests to celebrate the lives of local politicians...and to get little minds thinking about how someday, they too, could do good things, and visit a lot of pubs while doing them!
 
Congratulations little Miley! Keep up the good work!
 
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
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Nobody Wins With KennedySCARE Either!

Nobody Wins: I wish I could express sadness at the "news" today that this man has passed. I felt great sadness when I heard about the young JFK Jr's death..but not today.
The fact is, his death only reminded me of my own father, who died of a brain tumor much the same as Mr. Kennedy's. My father also lost a brother, in the War with Japan so he joined the Sea bees when he was only seventeen...and fought on beaches all over the Pacific.
 
And I'm hoping that while in the next few weeks we are going to hear over and over how much the Kennedy's have "sacrificed" for us all, don't forget, there are thousands of Americans families that have lost more than one son or daughter who died on battlefields in other countries...and their lives are worth JUST as much as any Kennedy...god...please don't forget that.
 
A "public servant" is no more noble than the soldier, despite the endless coverage of the "loss." And nowadays, I'd say the soldiers life is worth more.
 
While Teddy Kennedy's suffering came with great shock, he also had the comfort of millions with the whole country comforting him... most Americans parents, kids, or wives, only got a flag. Sometimes they didn't get that.
 
My father was a simple man. A good husband, a good father, and loved his country. And even though, my father did not have the connections and great opportunites that Ted Kennedy was born into...one thing is certain. My father would NEVER had let that poor girl drown at Chappaquiddick ...he would have given his own life for her. And he would have done it, even if he was from a very rich family and knew it would have cost his family embarrassment. If his father had tried to fix it, he would have stood up to him.
 
And that alone, makes my father the better man.
 
We will watch the re-branding of Obamascare into Kennedycare over the next month. We will probably even see his wife take his place. However you name it...it's still scary.
 
Ted Kennedy...was all about...preserving Ted Kennedy and his fortunes and family legacy. For that, his family loves him I'm sure. But as for the rest of us? Well, I don't know about you, but I think it's about time "Camelot" and all its lies go quietly into the Massachusetts sunset.
 
Right dad? Right.
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Nobody Knows Why Nobody Gets It OR The Light Burns Brightest In a Vacuum

Nobody Knows: Ever since my dad took me to see Thomas Edison’s home when I was a kid in Ft. Meyers, Florida…I got it.
Here was one man, who wanted to “help” the world…and so, he proceeded with one experiment after another, finding out what worked, what didn’t work: what chemical was JUST right to make the filament inside the vacuum burn longer. He got trees and plants from all over the world, and planted them in his wonderful garden, to use in his experiments, and kept meticulous records of all his findings.
 
Google Earth and you will see all his hard work.
 
Tom figured out how to amplify the human voice on the telephone…then invented the light bulb. Then he promised to light up a section of New York, so he invented the generators and delivered on that promised. He went on to give us the phonograph, the science of recorded sound, and then mixed the sound with motion pictures. Even though Edison got the very best minds to help him out…the concepts were his.

One man. One Individual. Just one.
 
All it took was…imagination, and the freedom from government to pursue his dreams. That’s a concept known as individualism, and it is now being put to the graveyard as fast as a CEO, Union Thug, and Congressmen can do it. In the Obama administration---it’s a dirty word.
 
Look around you. Everything you depend on most each day (besides food and water of course) started with that one guy. Without the laying of electrical lines, no lights, no computer…no TV…no movies…no I-Pods…no electric frig…not to mention, we will never know just how much Edison helped out his neighbor, who lived less than a minute away, Henry Ford.
 
So, why do we not have a “Thomas Edison Day?” Yeah, I don’t get it, but it’s starting to become clearer. It’s called “collectivism.” And the truth is: “collectivism” is not very good soil for the individual to create in.
 
The evidence is mounting that our global leaders now believe that world’s individuals and their hopes of becoming rich off their own ideas…well, they just need to give up all those individual dreams in order for the rest to survive. Call it Marxism, Communism, or the New Third Way---it’s all the same old garbage.
 
Years ago, the great American historian Henry Adams, who was living in the hour of that bulldog of a politician, Teddy Roosevelt, had the “idea” that if one could find a “scientific method” guideline to history, leaders would have a blueprint to go by…finding the “perfect” government. Inventions and progress would flourish.
 
Poor Henry Adams---born before Bill Gates.
 
In 1962, a man named Dean Babst used a computer, put in historical data, and figured out that democracies did not go to war with each other, paving the way for the “President George W. Bush will start building democracies all over the world, and jumpstart the peace” philosophy. It’s officially called by Oxford: The Democratic Peace Theory.
 
By all accounts, it’s not working too well. Many of the ‘Democracies and Republics’ all over the world are anything but free, including ours, and war looms around every Islamic cell-phone dream of heaven.
 
You have to be careful when a politician says the word “democracy,” because in a real democracy, (even with elections) you end up with mob rule, which is a bad thing, and which leads almost inevitably to a dictatorship. But, they know this.
 
The more "democracies," the more chaos. Never waste a good "chaos."
 
That’s why the founders invented a “republic.” It was a grand idea, and it worked. The American experiment, up until the recent “globalization” and monopolies of vast empirical international banks and companies, pretty much grew in its own vacuum.
 
While the rest of the world stayed with “collectivism” of communism and Islamic Tyrannical rules, we gave freedoms to the individual. Each man was responsible for his own welfare…and that’s why only America surpassed the rest of the world.
 
And now, America is leading not only its citizens, but joining the rest of the world in “collectivism” where the oligarchy of global CEO’s, Presidents, and dictators will rule the rest, in the name of…democracy. All patents will be owned by a few companies. No individual will get much in the way of reward for inventing.
 
Imagine a future Thomas Edison if you will… maybe he (or she) has an idea to make cold fusion, at a fraction of a penny…but he is working for Jeffery Immelt, so he will not benefit off that patent if he gets it. Only GE will make the trillions if his idea is used, but more than likely, it will be filed and not used because of the bottom line.
 
Then the “inventor” is told that if he wants to keep his job, he has to move to China, and invent a light bulb filled with even more mercury.
 
That’s a big loss for Google Earth.
 
In “collectivism” the individual invents for the big boss. He reaps; you get…recognition…if you’re lucky.
 
So, do you think that saving the planet is going to come in a “collective” computer program, run by elite snobs at Harvard? Or will solitary men, left alone to create and reap the profits off their creations, be the ones to save us?
 
Where’s the light switch?
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Gaddafi Makes Best Dressed Dictator List

The Nobody's Perfect award this week goes to that lovable "New World Order"chap that somehow became head of Britain, probably because everyone feared his mother...Gordon Brown.
 
Somehow, when he met Moammar (OR Muammor depending on whose site you're on) Gaddafi at the last G8 meeting in Italy...he was so impressed by Gaddafi's outfit that he told him that, "Sure, I'll release that guy that killed all those Americans...whatever you want Mummie... LOVE the outfit...
 
"And hey, want to go camping?"
 
Really, I don't know about you, but any man who would wear a karate outfit, with an emblem of Africa and that badge of 'whatever' on his chest that looks like it was made at Wal-Mart, and THEN he puts a satin robe over the top, making it look like he just came out from a session with Paris Hilton...
 
Is NOT someone I would do business with.
 
Scotland is taking the blame for this, but it seems...ALL the Western leaders had say in it, despite the many "Oh, that's not right" rebuttals.
 
So---Will Obama take Gaddafi to the White House and show him the "new" terrorists interrogation room when he comes over for his UN visit? Or will he take him camping on Martha's Vineyard?
 
I guess it depends on if he wears that spiffy outfit again, the one that no western leader can resist!
 
Gaddafi also had the gall to say that he wants to go camping in Central Park...I say...LET HIM.
 
I think it's a wonderful idea, don't you? I can't wait to see his camping outfit.
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Obamascare: Lottery for Fools

Nobody’s Opinion: When a politician says he wants to have an “honest debate,” you have to ask yourself: Did you check your lottery ticket today? You have just about the same chances of hearing that “honesty” from any of our elected leaders right now, as you have of winning the Powerball.
 
The U.S. President, Mr. Obama, came out last week, before his Ramadan holiday with the rich and famous vacation, (Was the timing of his vacation, just a coincidence?) insinuating that only he was being honest about the proposed upcoming Universal Health Care bill---everything else you hear is distortion: including his own words prophesying just exactly how he is going to force his plans on everyone.
 
Vilifying the underreported Town Hall meetings wasn’t enough, so The White House put their vast propaganda machine into full manure spread. We haven’t seen so much BS OBAMASCARING since Hillary Clinton tried to convince the world that her husband was in fact, being falsely attacked by a vast right-winged conspiracy. Obama loves that “right-wing conspiracy line” so much; he used it just last week.
 
Good old Bill. Leaving all those ‘one liner—get out of jail free cards.”
 
But those were the good old days, compared to now. Clinton was at least a white guy, and as we all know, it’s okay to make fun of white guys.
 
Anyway, let’s review what Obama said, and what he REALLY means, shall we?

OBAMA:
“This is an issue of vital concern to every American, and I’m glad that so many are engaged.” In Obamascare speak ---this means,” Well, I expected you morons to be against what has to be done. But since I have to at least “act” like I am going to give you a voice, and my communistic policies are not very popular at this point, I have to say this to calm everybody down…I don’t want a bunch of old white people coming out on the street in wheelchairs, so you will get no wheelchairs. Don’t test me.”

OBAMA
: “But it also should be an honest debate, not one dominated by willful misrepresentations and outright distortions, spread by the very folks who would benefit the most by keeping things exactly as they are.” This is a favorite of Bill Clintons---the old “Whatever crime the democrats are knowingly committing, when caught, they always blame (and right away, this is important…like the first kid to the water fountain) the other side for the crime. You do this to put conservatives on the defense, because, you caused the problem IN THE FIRST PLACE!
 
It’s the old “It depends on what the word “is” means.” Just because Obama is not going to pick out a bunch of old people to stand in a firing line, doesn’t mean he isn’t going to kill millions by denying them the care they should get because of their age. This is taking age and “disabled” discrimination to a whole new def-con red alert level.
 
Where’s the Czar for old people discrimination?

OBAMA
also said illegal immigrants would not be part of the healthcare overhaul. Why should they be? They get free care now, and we pay for it. The catch word here is…pay attention: “illegal” He plans to make all illegal’s “legal” and then, there you go. What he is saying now, is actually the truth because, by the time this all gets enacted ---there will no longer be illegal immigrants! He will grant them all amnesty!
 
OBAMA: “As every credible person has looked into it has said there are no so called death panels. An offensive notion to me and to the American people” Ask yourself---how many “credible” people does Obama know?
 
Still got that ticket?

OBAMA:
“Let me repeat, those who prefer their private insurer would be under no obligation to shift to a public plan.” Who is going to take the ten dollars a month plan, as opposed to the health care plan where you pay $1100 dollars a month, and oh, by the way, we passed cap and trade and now you have to pay an extra 40 percent on every single thing you buy. And oh, by the way….You lost your job because we destroyed America. Well, here-- get on our public option plan!
 
You know Hitler promised Universal Health Care…and boy, did millions get it!
 
Well, as far as I’m concerned, Obama is no better then the men who stood at the trains, and told the Jewish people they were going to get to take nice refreshing showers after their long trip. Mr. Obama and those who are planning this totalitarian debacle---are despicable, and his plan is nothing more than a lottery for fools. Sarah Palin was right to call a spade a spade.

Obamascare: He says if we leave it alone, the world will end. Same old fear. The real truth is that if the whole vast government health care system we have today was gone tomorrow, and the American people were left to solve the problem, there would be no problems.
 
And that’s the winning ticket.
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Nobody's Fool: Blind Gov. David Paterson Sees White Zombies

Nobody's Fool: Gov. David Paterson
New York's Gov. David Paterson has reported a serious national concern, and felt it was his patriotic duty to tell the press that yes, there has been, and continues to be, an attack of white zombies.
 
He is very concerned, and also very mad, that due to white zombies attacking him on every corner, he MIGHT not be re-elected. And that's just the start. He warns that his very dear friend, Massachusetts Gov. Deva Patrick might also lose his re-election due to the vicious hatred of white zombies...
 
White zombies are ....EVERYWHERE!
 
But it gets worse.
 
He claims that the President, Mr. Obama, is also in grave danger. Because white zombies especially hate anyone playing around with their cat nip, and because Obama has threatened to take all zombies off the streets...at least those over seven...they are out to get him too.
 
Yes, it's been reported that the White Zombies are out to get Obama in a vast Right-Wing Zombie Conspiracy.
 
Mr. Obama ran to the church, who he is sure will bear him no false witness, and the church has promised to protect them all from the evil white zombies, just as long as they get on Obama's medical plan.
 
So, if you are black, and you see a white zombie coming around...the best thing to do is... Go talk to your parakeet, and tell him Barney Frank would rather talk to his kitchen wall, and probably does.
 
(Okay, that makes no sense, but it's Friday night...what do you expect?) How can you take a man who says that if he doesn't win a re-election it's because he's black seriously in the first place? Really. If you go by his own logic, he shouldn't even be there.
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Nobody Reports Clinton Not Having Sex...Again...

Nobody Reports: But somebody should!
 
"Now, I'm going to tell you this, and I want you to listen...I did NOT have sex with that...
MS Kim Jong-Il..."
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Nobody Cares About the Squirrels in Obamascare

Nobody Cares; What do these three pictures have in common? They all remind me of Obama's Health Death Plans...I mean...Health Care plans, which by all accounts, are really squirrely.
 
A good American with common sense will tell you that if it smells squirrely, and looks squirrely, then it probably really is squirrely! Americans don't need a weatherman to know which way the squirrels will bury their nuts! And they certainly don't need a squirrely dictator deciding who gets "care" and who doesn't.
 
Just because Obama will not personally review every case doesn't let him off the hook now, does it? What was Hilter doing while the Jews were being gased? Playing with his dogs, in his mountain retreat?
 
Have I got that right? Yeah, that's about right.
 
Obama's has announced on all the news networks that--all you crazy people saying out there in middle America saying that Obama wants to set up death squads are just plain, wrong.
 
Nobody will be determining who will live and who will die...there will be no "death squads" That's just a lie!
 
You people are really dumb if you believe that! Why, even the associated press is announcing it, now, shut up and pay attention! You've got bigger things to worry about! You must get your flu vaccine...but you better hurry! It's in great demand, we don't know if we will have enough for all of you! In fact, the shipment is....LATE!
 
Yeah, that marketing approach worked with the first Mario Brothers Video Game...I won't tell you how long I stood in line for that sucker.
 
So, America...take a good look. What do these three pictures have in common? They all represent the upcoming American, "coming to your rationing neighborhood soon," Obamascare.
 
I think they speak for themselves.
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Afraid of Being Arrested? Well, FEAR NO MORE!

Nobody Knows: If you are black, and feeling that you have gotten unjustly pulled over by cops and have been given unwanted traffic tickets, that you just didn't feel like you wanted to pay for, so you didn't...then I have great news for you! If you move to St. Louis, you won't ever have to pay another ticket again!
 
Go ahead and park that Caddy in the handicap lane! Go ahead mamma! You go girl!
 
In 30 municipalities (consisting of mostly African-Americans) around St. Louis and the surrounding area, traffic ticket amnesty was granted to all outstanding warrants. All you had to do was show up, and give a few bucks, and aaaaaallllll that money you owed the city was excused.

Obama be good. Obama be praised! Praise the Lord, we have a black President who will do us right!
 
This was a blessed community effort by a group called Better Family Life, and it was held over a three-day period, last week. All you had to do was stand in line...and those lines were loooooong.
 
Over 8,000 people were counted standing in line just one city alone..and that was the first morning, before ten a.m. For the next three days, the lines in all the cities were so long, they stretched around buildings, they should have just named the program "Star Wars Reparations."  
 
I couldn't find an estimate anywhere in the Post-Dispatch, but it must have been in the tens of thousands.
 
 "Lifting these warrants will lead to employment, lifting these warrants will lead to housing, (?) and lifting these warrants will lift the fear of being arrested." said Mr. Clark, one of the "community" promoters of this grand endeavor to let black people off for breaking the law.
 
And, as we heard Obama say just recently, black people getting arrested is just plain..."stupid." They always have to be afraid of getting arrested when committing a crime, and that's just not right.
 
It's outrageous.
 
At the same time, Dan Isom, St. Louis's Police Chief, says that since the city is now on a tight budget due to the obvious fact that they can't collect any money whatsoever, due to fact that blacks feel they don't have to pay traffic tickets like the rest of us...he now insists that all group gatherings (like tea parties) in the city, will have to PAY for police security.

Obama be clever, Obama be cool, Obama make all of you white people look like fools!
 
I might add that the cities where mostly whites live, were not included in this amnesty three-day program. And that's a blatant discrimination. (*Frankly, this whole thing made me sick to my stomach.)
 
Obama is trying to gain his tribe back. Some of them are figuring out that this Universal Health Care program would kill their grandma too...just maybe. And he also wants us to get used to the word "amnesty" so he is starting with small programs...how clever! How sweet!
 
Good move there, Mr. African-America "black people get arrested too much" President. Except, now, when black people WANT a cop around...they may not find one. Even black cops need a paycheck.
 
 
So, since Obama hates the teaparties, the plan is to make them so expensive that they won't have them...OR...people will start bringing their own protection, and that's exactly what they want.
 
Obama IS the Mama, who will protect us ALL!
 
(And by the way, if you are black, and do not have any white freinds, guess what? White people get tickets for really stupid things we didn't do, also...just so you know. Not that it matters, or should...or ever could.) But you already knew that, because you're not dumb, and neither is Obama.
 
Go ahead...(clap, clap) go ahead (clap, clap)...go ahead...go ahead!(clap, clap)...(rappors, join in...) you go( clap)..you go...you go! Go Obama, (clap, clap) Go Obama! (clap, clap) Go ahead and call me Fred...Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead and bang your head....(wait, just kidding.)  
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Readers Digest--- Bites the Dust

Nobody Flashes: Readers Digest, bites the dust.
 
There is a mournful cry throughout the land, when the last conservative magazine for the poor, in fact the ONLY conservative magazine for the poor, left in this politically correct world...files for bankruptcy.
 
Be rest assured, just like National Geographic, the Readers Digest will be completely rearranged into the new liberal magazine for the new left and their favorite....cooks.
 
Made up mostly of that one especially cheery Latino gal who has politicians on her show every morning and lets them make cookies with her...you know...what's her name? The gal that flips taco's in two seconds flat? You know her name. I've been trying to forget it, and I am doing an excellent job.
 
Now all the "hero" stories we all loved about the soldiers and brave Americans will stop. In their place will be the new International hero's. The brave grandmother who refused that hip replacement just so some poor Mexican children could be treated for the swine flu. The doctor who works for free in Watts. The Nurse who gave her kidney to save the rare sea turtle. The Wal-Mart executive who gave up his bonus check to send to cure AIDS in Africa...
 
The new vocabulary will now be in Spanish too...
 
So, buenos...pinata Taco's! Another American Institution bites the dust!
 
Let's go crazy folks! The Readers Digest can honestly say that it has now, been digested.
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Nobody's Opinion: Knowing IS Everything

Nobody’s Opinion: I just love it when things just fall into place…don’t you?
 
Like those paper-maze puzzles you did as a kid. You followed the path and it leads to another path, and then when you linked them up they all came out to the same place, right smack in the middle.
 
They use to have them as place mats in family off-the-highway restaurants to keep the kids busy. The waitress hands the kids some crayons, and then the adults could actually rest, at least until the kids got bored again.
 
So, where I’m I going with this? Hand me that crayon.
 
This afternoon, I watched a film called Knowing with Nicolas Cage. The “tag” to the movie says, “Knowing is everything.” Boy, ain’t that the truth.
 
Basically, it’s another, the world is going to blow up, all the people on the planet are going to suffer and die movie. If you don’t want to know what happens, read no further.
 
Anyway, unlike Independence Day, where the people of the earth defeat the aliens, in this movie, it’s a big old sun-burp that basically incinerates the earth, and Nicolas Cage happens to figure this event out by figuring out numbers left on a piece of paper by some little girl fifty years ago. But these movie aliens only want to save two members of the human race in order to replant them on another planet.
 
Of course, they are kids. And as the world is being blown up, the father is told he cannot come with the kids to the new planet. He must “let go” and accept his death.
 
Now, there is PLENTY of room on this new planet, and the aliens have a LOT of big super space ships…so, that makes no sense…unless you, as the producer, have a more important “point” to make.
 
As I draw my red crayon down the left hand of the paper, I am reading today, in Jonah Goldberg’s masterpiece of research: Liberal Fascism. And I just happen to be on the chapter called, “The Eugenic Ghost in the Fascist Machine.” His research points out that Liberals in America were the fathers of that crummy idea of getting rid of “races” and undesirables---and how Hitler took the ideas of some of these “socialist” nutcases and used them in his “master race” plans.
 
Here, in 2009, the “master race” is anyone who goes to Harvard, but that’s another blog.
 
Starting upwards with my black crayon from the bottom, there is Obama and his “progressive” and caring Congress of “Universal Health Care” soldiers, who, no matter how sweetly they suggest that the old should not make way for the young, it stills comes out to the same message---Buckle up you old people, and less than worthy souls. Quit being so selfish and get off the planet…it’s for the survival of the human species.
 
Sarah Palin had it exactly right. In power-hungry halls of progressive rulers, social engineering is mandatory in order to preserve the state: the state in which they play God.
 
Obama will tell you that our “elite” rulers don’t want to kill anyone. But if you read this book, you will find, that time and time again, leaders from Woodrow Wilson, FDR, Hitler, HG Wells, Holmes---they all believed in preserving a superior class of people. How Barney Frank got into this maze of superiors...is beyond anyone's comprehention, but there he is.  
 
I see now that my lines are connecting right in the middle, and that’s always fun, except I’m not that little kid anymore, and this is a group of leaders who will do anything they can to convince a people that its only right that many of us should die (sooner) in order for the young to live.
 
At the end of the movie, Nicolas Cage lets his son go with the aliens while he quietly goes back to his preacher dad, to embrace and accept his death, because they are all going to meet up in heaven.
 
Then they all die, burnt to a crip.
 
You know, I like a good sci-fi movie just as much as the next guy, but I am really getting tired of governmental social messages being put into just about everything we watch.
 
Knowing is everything. Knowing the plans that your government has for you should be right up there at the top of the lists, and we deserve to know the truth. Genocide is still genocide, no matter how it’s packaged, and we are being programmed…to accept our fate. Spreading the wealth around is bad enough, but dying in order to make room for the young and to balance a budget, is going much too far for most of us, frankly.
 
There is another saying that I like even better...”The truth shall set you free.”
 
Okay, I made it to the center. How about you?
 
Need a crayon?
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