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Horse Flu, Coming Soon...

Nobody's Perfect: Obama and Congress, (that lovable bunch of Obamanads), found out a little late that they did NOT put enough money into the CASH FOR CLUNKERS bill...oh my GOD.....
THEY RAN OUT OF MONEY!!!!
 
So, until they can get another trillion printed up and out to the dealers, many of the dealers are offering the next best thing...while they wait for their "stimulus to green cars" money. Why should THEY have to give away good cars and be left with the bill? After all, they were promised the money by Congress. (and Obama)
 
Obama's reason for such a big mistake? 
 
He was just a little too busy at yesterday's "Let's make sure the nation knows that rich black men are in control." beer festival to get this taken care of, but today, he did appear, once again, on our televisions, to tell us all, that he is very proud of the "program" so far. As Chris Mathews would say, "Let's give the guy a chance, it's only been six months."
 
In the meantime, a stiumlus bill is being considered in the House to employ more street cleaners, which will tie in with the Health Care bill very nicely, because as everyone knows, horseflys can carry deadly flus, so more vaccines will be needed.
 
If this keeps up, we will have a horse flu along with the swine who are running the world.   
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Nobody Flashes: This BUD's for YOU!

Nobody Flashes: Upon hearing that the Obama/Gates/Crowley beer/festival was going on today...Nancy Pelosi's family decided to protest on the White House lawn. As you can see, the resemblence is uncanny.
Drinking beer was not going to settle any race problems, they said, and more to the point, they claim every man they have ever known...drank so much beer that when the men come home after a night of drinking they didn't even recognized their own wives or remembered their names. They were appalled that Obama would even suggest such an absurdity.
 
But Obama is not going to be held hostage by a bunch of white women, oh no. He takes race relations very serioulsy so he made sure that since this meeting was going to solve all the race problems of the world, they would need plenty of beer, therefore an executive order was given to get a beer maiden from Germany to "keep it coming" so to speak.

In the meantime, another problem has occured. Harvard Professor Henry Gates's Irish cousin, Bobby Dooby, was arrested on the White House Lawn for having just a little too much fun warming up for the occasion, and also, wearing the confederate flag in honor of her Irish cousin...Gates.
 
The President's message is: Somehow, with enough beer, we can get through this. OR>>> Just stay drunk and you won't care what happens! This Bud's for YOU!
 
I feel better now...don't you?
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