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Nobody Flashes Bubbles and Affirmative Action

Nobody Flashes: I cleaned house all day. I was a regular Mexican maid. I told my son, I'd clean up his new house, I'd make it spotless.I had NO idea that dirt could exist in places I found today...now I know.
 
I used this new bubbling stuff that foams and bubbles, and this is what I looked at when I stopped at my local drugstore. After all, I had been working non-stop all day, washing running boards, windows, mirrors, bathtubs...and icky closets.
 
As I came to cash out...I told the cash out lady I was tire. All my joints hurt. I told her I wished I felt 21 again.
 
And then she said yeah, I'm 72, and now thanks to Obama I have to work until I'm dead. Even the blacks are mad at him, she said. She looked more tired than me.
 
Oh...she was white.

Leave me alone
. Every single day, every black person on the earth has to talk about being black, it's so stupid. If they keep it up, they are going to actually make us all believe they really ARE stupid. I mean, nobody talks about Michael Jackson "white" kids now do they? None of the blacks have even mentioned it. But they are cashing in on his "blackness."
 
 As I walked outside, I saw two brand new Hummers being driven by blacks, and when I finally got home, I read that Obama didn't think affirmative action did much for either the blacks or whites.
 
Well, he hasn't been to my neighborhood.
 
Now, don't get me wrong. I have no qualms about a black person driving around a Hummer, if they have worked hard for that car, then GOD bless em. BUT it does bother me to see a 72-year-old woman having to go back to work because we have such a communist in the White House, who just won't stop stirring up the racial kettle, and wants to tax us all to death.
 
Obama loves to dish out all kinds of trouble: blacks against whites, rich against poor, and the redistribution, of wealth...instead of bringing the world up to our standards, the United States has to go down to theirs.
 
While I was cleaning, I was listening to the radio, and some lady in New York, who had come from CUBA was trying to rally the American people..."We MUST not let them take our country! If they take the great country of the United States, where will we go? " she said. She couldn't believe the people's lack of alarm.
 
I also heard Helen Thomas give Obama a much needed scolding today becuase it is the policy for his administration to review and approve every single question.
 
Now, let's just hope more Democrats wake up. If Helen Thomas can come out from being a bubble head, there is hope.
 
Tomorrow I have to clean my own house, and I KNOW where all my dirt is., but tonight I plan to go soak in some much deserved bubbles, and dream of a world where once again...there is non-affirmative action. Ahhhhhhh.....
 
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The Tombstone of the Century---

Nobody Knows: Will the temptation to make money off of Michael Jackson's body be too much to resist after he is gone?
Well...witness this conversation between two construction workers, who were working on MJ's resting place...reported by an unknown but I'm told...a very reliable source at the Never-Say-Never-Again-Land Ranch.--------
 
JIM: "I got bad news guys...this is much too small. Joe told me we have to start over. He said we have to make it bigger...he also wants an extra coffin set aside for Liz Taylor to lie next to him. He also wants us to wire up a dozen HD TV screens down here with a continuous feed playing his video's. Better call your brother."

Bob
:
"Well...gee, when they said they wanted a walk in coffin, I thought we did a pretty good job. Why does he need a HD screen when he is going to be dead?"

Jim
: "Joe said they plan to stuff him like Lenin and charge people to see his body...and since they will be standing in line, they want at least to entertain the people when they finally get down here..it's not like he can get up and moon walk, you moron."

Bob
: "Well, at least we don't have to stuff him...do we? Jim? "

Jim
: "No, dimwit. But, smile when I tell you this...on the roof he wants a pyramid as big as the one in Las Vegas!"

Bob
: "Anything else?"

Jim
: "Yeah...go call your wife, and ask her if she'd like something to sell on e-bay for me--- we split the sale. If I'm going to build a &^$% pyramid for this guy, I'm certainly going to take myself some extra collateral just in case the check bounces...you can't trust anyone these days. She can thank me later."
BOB: "What did you say?"

Jim
:
"I said, you can thank me later."
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