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Horse Flu, Coming Soon...

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, July 31, 2009 3:17:02 PM
Nobody's Perfect: Obama and Congress, (that lovable bunch of Obamanads), found out a little late that they did NOT put enough money into the CASH FOR CLUNKERS bill...oh my GOD.....
THEY RAN OUT OF MONEY!!!!
 
So, until they can get another trillion printed up and out to the dealers, many of the dealers are offering the next best thing...while they wait for their "stimulus to green cars" money. Why should THEY have to give away good cars and be left with the bill? After all, they were promised the money by Congress. (and Obama)
 
Obama's reason for such a big mistake? 
 
He was just a little too busy at yesterday's "Let's make sure the nation knows that rich black men are in control." beer festival to get this taken care of, but today, he did appear, once again, on our televisions, to tell us all, that he is very proud of the "program" so far. As Chris Mathews would say, "Let's give the guy a chance, it's only been six months."
 
In the meantime, a stiumlus bill is being considered in the House to employ more street cleaners, which will tie in with the Health Care bill very nicely, because as everyone knows, horseflys can carry deadly flus, so more vaccines will be needed.
 
If this keeps up, we will have a horse flu along with the swine who are running the world.   
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Nobody Flashes: This BUD's for YOU!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, July 30, 2009 5:04:39 PM
Nobody Flashes: Upon hearing that the Obama/Gates/Crowley beer/festival was going on today...Nancy Pelosi's family decided to protest on the White House lawn. As you can see, the resemblence is uncanny.
Drinking beer was not going to settle any race problems, they said, and more to the point, they claim every man they have ever known...drank so much beer that when the men come home after a night of drinking they didn't even recognized their own wives or remembered their names. They were appalled that Obama would even suggest such an absurdity.
 
But Obama is not going to be held hostage by a bunch of white women, oh no. He takes race relations very serioulsy so he made sure that since this meeting was going to solve all the race problems of the world, they would need plenty of beer, therefore an executive order was given to get a beer maiden from Germany to "keep it coming" so to speak.

In the meantime, another problem has occured. Harvard Professor Henry Gates's Irish cousin, Bobby Dooby, was arrested on the White House Lawn for having just a little too much fun warming up for the occasion, and also, wearing the confederate flag in honor of her Irish cousin...Gates.
 
The President's message is: Somehow, with enough beer, we can get through this. OR>>> Just stay drunk and you won't care what happens! This Bud's for YOU!
 
I feel better now...don't you?
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Take This Pill and DON'T Call Me In the Morning...

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:39:19 PM
Nobody Knows: Did you ever go into a doctor’s office and feel like the “doctor” listened to you, but, 9 times out of 10, the only answer he had was a “pill?” For years, I went from doctor to doctor complaining about being really tired, and each one, just looked as if to say, “So what? You should have our hours.”
 
My fatigue was not a concern for anyone but me.
 
Both my parents have passed away, of strokes, and cancer. I basically spent my days and many long nights in hospitals, and saw one horror after another, and I began to see a pattern. Like our government, it wasn’t the doctors or the staff at the hospitals that were “uncaring” or clueless, it was, once again, the “system” of medicine that had gotten so off track.
 
So, what happened?
 
In the book, Adrenal Fatigue, the 21st Century Stress Syndrome, Dr. James L. Wilson explains:

“In fifty years the tremendous influence of pharmaceutical and insurance companies has completely altered the practice of medicine and, as a result the emphasis in physician training and health care has changed radically. A doctor’s acute skills of observation, physical examination and deductive reasoning, which used to be considered his most essential diagnostic tools, have now been replaced by reliance on narrowly interpreted lab tests and lists of numerical diagnoses allowable by insurance plans. The health industry has forced the entire practice of medicine to restrict itself to pre-approved numbered codes for both the diagnosis and the treatment of all health condition.”
 
In other words, they are basically pharmaceutical pushers, nothing else is allowed. So, in a sense, Obama is right about the medical system, and he uses that fact like a malevolent Dr. Death.
 
But, if you read this paragraph again, Universal Health Care will be the same system, only now, instead of being run by insurance companies, the “codes” for care will be run by government accountants. And the “codes” for care, which has in many cases, pretty well keep doctor's hands tied, will make nothing but state robots out of all doctors and nurses.
 
The plan is to get those 70 millions baby boomers off the planet, they are "doctors" themselves you know.
 
After all, we’ve heard the opinions of Barack Obama, Walter Cronkite, and Prince Charles, and countless others. Why should they care? They get the BEST medical care on the earth, and and that will continue.
 
Accordingly to them, the planet is just too crowded and cost the government just too much money. That’s not a conspiracy theory, that’s a fact to them and they truly believe it. In the meantime, they are pouring billions into stem cell research, which only the rich will be able to afford.
 
Today, the “blue dog” Democrats, have faced an agreement, with “Dr. Death.” So…will the medical Gestapo come into our homes? Will mandatory vaccines be FORCED upon us all? Is Glenn Beck being allowed to remain on TV to calm the violent crowds when they figure it all out?

Nobody Knows.
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Snowball, Chris of Townhall, & ABBA

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:10:49 AM
Nobody Says Thank You: Snowball, Chris, & ABBA
I spent the whole day today, holding close to my heart, my little snow white albino parakeet, Snowball…she was dying. I don’t know why I do this…many would call it insanity…so be it…but Snowball had bought me so many hours of her beautiful singing, and simple pleasure, that I felt it my obligation to hold her and comfort her in her last moments.
 
I won’t go into what she died of, but suffice it to say that, the vet said he was surprised she was still alive…she should have died a year ago…so I knew, her time was coming.
 
I awoke to hear the dreaded “plop.” I knew she had fallen to the bottom of the cage. I got a soft clothe, wrapped her as gently as I could in it, then laid her against my chest as one does a child…and decided to take her outside…and show her the sky…a real tree…the smell of a gardenia… I wanted her to see the hundreds of birds that I feed and that she has been singing to all these years, outside of her cage.
 
We sat on my old swing and rocked, and watched the sunrise, through the leaves of my three biggest trees in my backyard. Many think that you have to go to the most beautiful places in the world to see its beauty, but I think its right in front of you…everywhere. God is everywhere…in every bird, leaf, and simple flower. Sorry if that’s too corny, but it’s probably why I have always liked Emily Dickenson. Trouble is: some of us are just too damn sensitive to it.
 
The funniest thing was that, just yesterday, out of nowhere, right in front of the swing, grew a big pink orchid. I have never seen it before…I have no idea where it came from, but Snowball, loved the colors…I could tell. She could see the stalk of flowers from my chest. It was as if God put that one stalk of pink flowers there just for her. The day went by much too slowly.
 
Snowball, who had never wanted to be held…every time I put her down, her little eyes would follow me…so, I held her, all day…walking and talking to her…she finally passed away around 2pm. She looked like the proudest of eagles…only small, and white.
 
She was herself, she knew she was special. Even birds have no copies.
 
I did a pretty good job of keeping it together until I called my husband at work. I wanted to share the news, I wanted sympathy, okay, I admit it. For the first time…he didn’t recognize my voice…when I said “I can’t believe you don’t know who this is?” He said something like…”Should I?” Later on, he said something like…I can’t hear so well nowadays, but, you know…it doesn’t matter at the time does it? Okay, I lost it after that.
 
Well, there you go. Life and death, and love…fleeting things, they flitter in and out don’t they? But, as the song goes, “I hope you never take one breathe for granted.” So, tonight, I thought I needed to watch something…and I saw “Mamma Mia” on the cable and I thought of Chris…of Townhall. And I got to thinking how much Chris had loved the movie. I thought of this stranger that works at some place in some space and time, and read blogs, and loves baseball, and really loves Christmas music…let’s just say, I wanted to say :Thanks Chris. By just being yourself you helped me through my darkest hour, and you didn’t even know it. God bless you.
 
You see, my husband considers it to be a "girlie" movie, so he refused to watch it..so, but for your enjoyment of it, I would have never been so bold... The movie, for all it’s silliness, was filled with Abba songs…songs that I have sung a million times. It was a good escape…
 
Tomorrow, I might just get out some old tapes and dance. I used to be a professional dancer, but it’s been so long…but then again, no one will see me will they now?
 
And then, I’m taking Snowball, Sunny, and Smokey...(who are in my basement freezer) put them all together in a box, and bury them right next to that wonderful orchid…and then, get back to work.
 
“I have a dream, a song to sing… I believe in angels…something good in everything I see I believe in angels…”
 
Oh, and sorry about this…one is not suppose to “feel” sorry for oneself anywhere. But, if you had only seen her, she was my songbird.
 
She was my little Snowball.
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Nobody Visits Dred Scott, Walks Dogs, Invents Dead Rights...on the Seventh Day

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, July 27, 2009 1:26:39 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: Since I spent most of last week with the most horrible expression of, “Oh Nooooo!!! We’re all going to be “rationed” off!” look on my face…I thought it only fitting that I go look at graves sites today and start thinking about my upcoming fate.
I thought of this wonderful pastime while I was watching the scene on TV, in the movie Schlinlers List…you know…the scene where they make all the Jewish prisoners take off all their clothes outside, and run pass the doctors who look at how well they run, and then weed out the unhealthy ones, the old ones, and the sick ones…to be killed?
 
 
You’ve got to admit- the Nazi’s were straightforward when it came to “rationing.” They didn’t mess around.
 
The world has since “perfected” this concept, and it’s much more civilized…they now call it, “Universal Health Care.” And the Universal Health Care doctors won’t have to sit out in the sun, they will have nice new offices, with brand new data processing Apple computers!
 
That’s why I thought…god…get me out of here before I drive myself crazy.
 
So today, my lesser half (He’s lesser because he’s younger, and limping at the moment.) and I went to look at some graves and walk the dogs at the same time. The dogs were pretty excited to be in a grave yard, let me tell ya...the way my dogs hopped out of the car and ran around you would have thought they were in puppy heaven, filled with a nirvana of Brad Pitt doggie poopy scents!
 
So many stones! So little time!
 
Actually, spending a boring Sunday afternoon at a cemetery…looking at all the old booogers with their giant tombstones was pretty fun…and we have one of the best cemeteries here in St. Louis to flip around in. It’s called Calvary…and for a good reason. There are lots of civil war guys, like General Sherman, and Dred Scott, buried here. Then there’s William Clark, and those German beer kings, Busch and and his younger loser brother, Lemp.
 
But I was most impressed by seeing Tennessee Williams, all by himself. He had a really nice BIG headstone that said in big letters: Poet.
 
My husband and I just couldn’t believe it. To think--- not four feet away from the car, was the man who made Marlon Brando famous:
 
”STEEEEELLLLLLAAAAAA!!!!!”
 
That’s about all I remember of that movie.
 
The other thing I remember about him is Paul Newman in “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.” Where you couldn’t even conceive of any man fighting with Elizabeth Taylor when she had that white dress on.... But then, Williams was not exactly into…women.
 
I must admit, I was never a big fan of Tennessee Williams, and he was never a fan of St. Louis, although he was born here. I read somewhere that he couldn’t wait to get out…and good thing he did, or the world would now never have the New Marlon Brando Hotel Island complex to go to.
 
The great ripple of life is really being underestimated right now, but that’s another blog.
 
Back to death.
 
As you might know, nobody goes to cemeteries anymore, especially the old ones. And that’s a shame because every tombstone has a story…and you begin to notice a pattern…people want to be buried with their own kind. The Irish with the Irish, the Italians with the Italians, the Priests with the Priests… Walk through plot 4…and you find McNamara’s, O’ Connors, O’Reilly’s, Mallorys... just about all the Irish that came down from New York are buried here, only to die from the 1849 cholera epidemic.
 
On one grave it said, “Michael Maloney was born in Tipperary, Ireland.” As if to say he was really sorry he never got back. Like you never KNEW he was Irish with a name like Maloney. As if by mentioning it on his grave someone from the old town would remember him... "Aggg...louk heeerrre Bobby...isn't this the little Mikie that used to frug us back of the barn off Barnaby Road?"
 
They don’t make tombstones like they used to. Back when America was in its “industrial” age, the men who founded big companies continued their competition in the local grave yards. They wanted to see who could build the biggest mausoleum
 
You think YOUR tombstone is high?---Well, beat THIS sucker!
 
One guy even had two gigantic sphinx’s put on the front door.
 
Now, the bodies are pilling up in California because poor nobodies don't have the money to even bury their dead. And so what do they do with them? Burn them? You used to have the freedom to just bury your parents in your back yard...remember those days? Of course you don't! That was before someone thought of putting all the bodies in one place for a fee! Well..there's a whole nother blog.
 
I, personally, being an inventive kind of person (due to my dad who invented an object called the “tipper timer:” that of course never got licensed) would make visiting grave stones into a whole new venture. I would rent out I-Phones with recordings…and as you walked by each grave you could just click on a number, and you would get the dead person’s picture up, or a video, and then hear the biography of the person: Something like this:

Here lies Anna B. McKinney. She liked to play poker, and was considered a nymphomaniac in her younger days. Later she marred A Civil War general named Piccadilly, who was killed by his mule coming back from the war. She had eight children, by twenty men…Adolph, Zia, Pia, Mia, Kia, Snuffy, Bobby, and Mildred, whom later became a famous singer with Al Jolson. She washed 4,900,000,038 loads of laundry in her own lifetime. She will be missed. Born: 1812…Died…1902. She also murdered her late husband by setting him on fire, but was acquitted by the Governor.  
 
You could charge twenty bucks a tape and make some money. Talk about entertaining! You could even sell the complete set of historical burial records on a disc!
 
I, Joyanna Adams, now copyright this idea…and all I need are two witnesses of my idea--- Sign…in the comments below:
 
I ……hereby understand Joyanna’s Adams for a taped recording of burial sites, wonderful idea completely.
 
Name……. Date……..
 
Thank you.
 
Hey, if we are all going to die sooner than later, I should make some money. Its BOUND to be the next best stock! We’ll trademark the company, and call it… “Dead Right!”
 
Now, go away, I’m now planning my funeral…hmmmm….
 
“Here lies a really crazy lady…who was killed by the Illuminati, and whose brain has been frozen for further study…”
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Nobody Has a Favorite E-Mail of the Week

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, July 26, 2009 1:27:28 AM
Nobody Has a Favorite E-Mail of the Week-- Now, as Barack 'come have a beer and meeet my lieettle friend' Obama would say..."Let me be perfectly clear."
I just get these e-mails. I have NO idea if they are true, made up, or whatever...but I do happen to think this one might be true, because I played piano too many nights in the middle of hotel lounges thinking I was doing a great job, and everyone would pretty much ignore me...unless of course, they were Arabs who thought the piano player was just their personal call girl playing piano while they finished their steak dinner. In that case, I got a room number and a ten. That happened a lot.
 
None of them offered me a camel, I might have taken them up on it. (just kidding! I'm worth at least TWO camels!)
 
Sad but true story--- Washington DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approx 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.
 
After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried to meet his schedule.
 
4 minutes later:the violinist received his first dollar: a woman threw the money in the till and, without stopping, continued to walk.
 
6 minutes:A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.
 
10 minutes:A 3 year old boy stopped but his mother tugged him along hurriedly, as the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. Every parent, without exception, forced them to move on.
 
45 minutes:The musician played. Only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money but continued to walk their normal pace.He collected $32.
 
1 hour: He finished playing and silence took over. No one noticed. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.
 
No one knew this but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the best musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.
 
Two days before Joshua Bell sold out a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100. This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities.
 
The questions raised: in a common place environment at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize talent in an unexpected context? One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be: If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments .... How much beauty, joy, love do we fail to appreciate?
 
Have a great Sunday!
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Nobody Flashes: Sex Goddess VS Michelin Man

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:21:17 AM
Nobody Flashes! Today, it was reported that the new Health Care Czar, Mrs. Potter, and the New Car Tire Czar, Mike Michell, met at the White House to have a beer with "President" Obama.
 
It seems they've been fighting.
 
There had been much controversy over the fact that last week, Mike had offended Mrs. Potter upon saying that she was MUCH too fat to be the New Health Care Czar... She countered back that he was none too skinny himself, and besides, a man made out of rubber tires, as every one knows, are just about the biggest polluters on the planet, (Next to Al Gore.) ---therefore he is the last person that should be running the department of new "green" Car Tires.
 
He has his nerve.
 
She is planning to sue him for damaging her reputation as sex goddess. He in turn, is appalled, because he really is an American Icon, where she is just some fat old fossil.
 
The President, sided with Mrs. Potter, and says this kind of discrimination against fat sexy women goes on all the time, and we all need to take up smoking... That didn't help matters much.
 
Hopefully, the President can help both of these new czars rise above their petty problems and use this as a teaching moment so that we can all learn to just get along.
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Nobody's Fool: Obama "Defense"

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, July 24, 2009 1:16:40 AM
Nobody’s Fool: “You Can’t Touch Me.”
This morning, it hit me…the “offense.”
 
Three white liberal pundits on CNN were discussing the outrageousness of so many people wanting to see Obama’s birth certificate. Why these people were nothing but racists…it really didn’t matter…even if Obama was NOT born an American…it was a trivial matter. What was terrible was NOT that Obama had broken the law, committing perjury, but that there were people even wanting proof that he was actually a citizen. These people were dirt-bag KKK’s.
 
Now, knowing that nothing happens by coincidence. I kept digging around. I found out that now Rush Limbaugh has taken up the call for proof. WorldNetDaily has been on this for quite some time…and Obama has forbidden anyone looking at any of his records. So…if you were in Obama’s war room, what would YOU do?
 
Exactly what he and the people that he has associated himself with for years…you use guilt, you use extortion, and you pull the race card. And flop that old guilt card right on top.
 
After all, the concept of “guilt” has kept many a people under thumb, no matter if it is administered by a Pastor or a Jesse Jackson.
 
Right now, I am watching the CNN special about Black in America 2…and I have to admit, this program is all part of the “blacks have sufferer, and will continue to suffer.” Give us more money.
 
The program shows a Muslim black woman giving a seminar on the need for black marriages. Right after that, we see a black doctor (who has at least a whole lot of white ancestors due to her white skin) talk about how breast cancer is the biggest killer of black women. And guess what? Blacks only trust black doctors…they need more of them. They want more black teachers. They want all black everything. Diversity comes in only one color to them...black.
 
That’s in the Health Bill… And the commercials get into the effort. Black kids say they will invent vaccines! Just give us free educations! As Glenn Beck pointed out, the heath care bills have tons of goodies for more free everything for black people. He has rightly put the arrow in the mark when it comes to “reparations.”
 
Now, white men will not go into medicine…their chances of getting in “free” like the blacks will seem too unfair, they won’t even try.
 
Vernon Jordon came out last week, moaning about the blacks being treated, but the clincher of the “black extortion” came this week---with Obama.
 
Obama last week, if you remember, said that the arguments against Universal Health care were about him. And at the time, I didn’t think anything of it. But…he is setting up his defense. Make no mistake; this WILL be his defense for his RIGHT to stay President. If people reject his programs, it’s because he is black. That’s a fact…he will say. Which is absurd, but there it is…the offense.
 
Obama has to be worried about this “birth certificate” so, he is getting ready…Even if it is proven in a court of law, if you demand that he step down, and then you do it because you are racist. And if you refuse his Health Care System, It’s because you are racist. After all, this race card worked for Jesse Jackson all these years. Both his sons got really nice multi-million dollar Budweiser dealerships.
 
So...now, when the screams against health care are coming in, Obama gives a speech, and then at the end, he had the perfect racist bullet. (What timing!) One of his Harvard friends was arrested IN HIS OWN HOME by a racist cop! A stupid one at that. And oh, how black people are being held down. One might think, this is common for Obama, and I would have thought so too…just a coincidence…but what are the chances that a Harvard Professor gets locked out of his house, and throws such a big tantrum that they have to arrest him, and THEN his good friend Obama goes off a National message to use him as an example for how white people really hate black people?
 
In the war rooms of power, if you can accuse Bill Clinton of being a racist, get yourself elected President, getting a friend to help promote the “cause:” the of Muslim and blacks coming into power…is pretty easy.
 
Set-up? Gee…if Joe Kennedy can get the mobs in Chicago to give his boy the Presidency, a Harvard temper tantrum seems pretty small potatoes.
 
Here in St. Louis, I heard on the news tonight that our bankrupt city, is going to be opening 14 brand new year round, experimental black schools. For the last five years, all the black kids’ schools closed down in the city (16) and our district took them all in. Of course, the working class white people who have lived in these suburbs, and who have lost their jobs, got hit really hard. Their property taxes paid for all the new schools to be built to accommodate them.
 
St. Louis is to be the “new” experimental city…we hear soon that sounds of solar panels being put up on all the poor blacks houses in the city.
 
The CNN program is ending now. (I'm watching this while I type this.) Chris, an ex-con, is having a hard time finding a job. He has one kid, and a kid on the way. (not married) He quit his job because he was getting tired, has to budget, and yet, nothing is mentioned that whites are having the same problems. Chris has no health insurance.
 
Poor Chris…he goes out in his Hummer, and robs a house--gets caught. His girlfriend has a baby on the way. She is sad… His parole officer, who is black, says that the “odds are stacked against him."
 
Well, with a President like Obama, I think now, the odds are stacked against us all.
 
(PS…next week…on CNN...Hispanics in America!)
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What if Obama Had to Use His Universal Health Care?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, July 23, 2009 1:08:18 AM
Nobody Wins: Obama's Health Care
Just imagine: What if, Obama, the President of the United States, had a stroke one night, and had to go by the same health care that he wants for the rest of the country….here’s what would happen:
6:13 pm. Michelle is in her personal office, upstairs in the White House, shopping online. She hears someone coming down the hall. She gets up only to see her husband stretching out his hand to hold himself up against the wall.

Michelle: “What’s wrong, honey?” Obama doesn’t talk, he can’t speak…he is trying to talk, but can’t.

Michelle; “Oh my GOD…come in here and lie down!” She gets him to lie on their bed. She picks up the nearest phone. “Hurry…I think my husband is having a stroke…he can’t talk…HURRY!”

6:15 pm Within minutes the paramedics rush in. They put Obama on a stretcher…they hurry him outside to the ambulance. Michelle, in a panic runs to get her coat…she is shouting at the secret service…”Don’t tell the girls!”

6:22 pm President Obama is loaded into an ambulance. Michelle jumps in the front seat as the medical examiner explains she cannot sit in the back.

Michelle: Turns to the driver and says, “What are you waiting for? Let’s GO!”

Driver: “I can’t---all the hospitals are full. We have to wait for permission.”

Michelle: “What do you mean? This is the PRESIDENT!”

Driver: “Sorry, Mrs. Obama. Your husband has agreed in good faith to use the same Universal Health Care System as everyone else.”

Michelle: “But, we can’t SIT here…every minute counts!”

Driver: says nothing.

6:33 pm Still sitting in the driveway.

Michelle: “Well god, let’s just drive for God’s sake.”

Driver: “I’m waiting for a go ahead, they have to call me.” But, to make Michelle feel better, the driver slowly takes off at about 2 miles per hour.

Michelle: looks back at her husband and sees he is having hard time breathing. “Don’t let him lay him on his back! He smokes…he has a hard time breathing on his back.” Her orders are ignored.

7:30 pm. The ambulance arrives at the hospital, but no one comes out.

Michelle: “Well, go get someone!”

Driver: “Sorry, Mrs. Obama, we can’t go in.”

Michelle: “Why not?!” she screams.

Driver: “Because there are only two doctors on the site, and they are working on two men with gunshots wounds. They had a bad drug fight in the city tonight. They haven’t told us yet that they will take him.”

Michelle: “Well, let’s go to another hospital!”

Driver: “The nearest one will take us forty minutes to reach, but, it’s up to you. I’ll have to get permission.”

Michelle: “No…no”…she gets out and runs into the hospital. Finally, after waiting in the parking lot, for what seems like an eternity, someone comes and takes Obama to a waiting room in the emergency ward.

10: pm: A nurse comes in, and hands Michelle some paperwork. “Please, fill out these government forms…We need to know what happened so that we can put it into our computer system.”

Michelle: She throws the paper at the nurse, “He’s the freaking President! What’s wrong with you people! I want a doctor NOW!”

Nurse: “I’m sorry Mrs. Obama; there are no doctors on the premises right now. What’s seems to be his problem?”

Michelle: “He’s having a stroke!!! He can’t talk!! He’s also having hard time breathing!! Get him off his back!!” They do not do this last request.

Nurse: “Well, we’ll get him down to x-ray.”

10:55 pm. Obama goes for MRI, and Scat Scan of his brain, only after permission was giving. This takes two hours, and Michelle is not allowed in.

12:15am---An intern comes in and tells Mrs. Obama that the brain damage doesn’t look promising…but because he was a smoker, he is now placed on the “let expire” list.

1:45 pm. Obama is sent to an intensive care room, where Michelle is told a doctor will see him in the morning. The next day, three neurologists say he’s brain dead, and should not be kept alive.

Michelle: “But he is talking to me! I just spoke to him! He asked me why they were doing all this stuff to him!”

Doctors: “Well, that’s a common response, he is still brain dead. No reason to keep him alive, we COULD of course, but we don’t do that anymore.”
 
Obama passes away, in a coma, seven days later of--- starvation. The autopsy found his lung had collapsed during the stroke, and the extensive brain damage was caused by the delay of medical attention and lack of oxygen to the brain due to the collapsed lung. Also, due to the doctors being tied up in the operating room, where two illegal immigrants suffering gunshot wounds, they got first priorities over the President, under the new health care system.
 
Joe Biden is now President. The next day he bombs the Ukraine.
 
God help us all---We have a “Dr. Death” in the White House.
 
If only our politicians had to go on the same system that they want us on. 
 
My son is one of the many people in this country who cannot afford health insurance. But...I'd rather he be without insurance, than someday, get a disease or a condidion that the "government" feels is not worth fixing. I don't want "affirmitive action" being used to decide who lives and who dies, based on race, or gender, or age, or anything.
 
Governmnet should not decide on citizen's right to "live." Never. Never. Never.
 
Every citizen has the right to life...no matter what age, what condition, what desease, and all the medicals advancements should be used until it's decided by the person himself, or his family, that no more can be done.
 
It's our GOD given right...and Obama has NO right to take that away.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Jackson Browne & Newt Gingrich...Agreeing?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:31:25 PM
Nobody's Opinion: What do Jackson Browne and Newt Gingrich have in common?
 
They both think a lot about "war" and the lives in the balance...the millions killed, the millions soon to be killed, or whatever.They are just on two different sides when it comes to who to blame.
 
Evidently, Jackson Browne won his legal case against John McCain today, who was using his song, "Running on Empty" without his permission during the last Presidential campaign.
 
I do think, despite the fact that I think Jackson Browne is very much an idiot when it comes to political issues because he voted for Obama, (which shows you how much deeeeeep thought he has put into reading and thinking about the world)-- I do think that he has a point.
 
McCain should have known better, and probably did. But McCain is used to power, so therefore he probably thought...who cares? He's just a musician.
 
You see, I happen to think most of these older musicians, like Jackson Browne, got hooked on smoking grass in the sixties, and well, it's keep them in a brain damaged, smokey, time warp. They remember all the wasted lives in Vietnam, and therefore, every war is Vietnam, and America is always the villain. Jackson Browne is a well known liberal and voted for Obama.
 
And nobody (me) points out just hypocritical he is because all the free use downloads of his songs over the years with the Internet, and he only complains about it NOW? Well, that's because he was being associated with a man who was actually, a war hero. Not something Jackson Browne, the old hippie, wants on his liberal, I am against war of all kinds, record.
 
(Yes, go ahead and blow your bong...take a deeeep whiff---continue.)
 
He also does another song called "Lives in the Balance" which I happen to love. (video) And if you just listen to the WORDS without thinking of any "party" you might come to the conclusion that he actually makes a lot of common sense.
 
Nevertheless...the pictures in the video make the Bush administration look like all they want to do is kill babies and make money on the war in Iraq. It's pretty sickening. As usual, it has maimed babies, and the redundant propaganda of the liberal political message...in this case, Jackson Browne's.
 
So, has Jackson Browne done a video about how Obama is maiming babies in Afghanistan?
 
Anyone?
 
It's funny how these people NEVER realized, probably because they were all too stoned, that most of the Vietnam war was started and kept going by, yes, liberal democrats! Why...who knew? Noooooooo...it was Nixon, they say. That's their story and they're sticking to it.
 
(Now, take a deep toke...good...continue.)
 
Newt came out today and suggested that we would be attacked, because we have a liberal in the White House, and they really don't care about defense. Sometimes it seems to be the ONLY difference between the two parties.
 
I don't know where Jackson Brown lives, but if any city in the United States gets nuked, who exactly is he going to blame? Obama? Rumsfield? Bush?
 
We could just as well blame Jackson Browne. Why not?
 
It's the President's job, to defend, and protect the United States. And even if Bush was the puppet, jumping to the masters of big business as it seems that what our public servants of both parties have been doing..I for one, loved it when he landed on that carrier in his pilot suit.
 
I thought he looked dashing.
 
I want a George Washington, in front of the troops...don't you? You should. I hate to tell all the wiffy liberal boys, but the men in those evil counties judge you on your manhood, not whether you speak a good game. It the big guns they respect.
 
Jackson Brown....tell me, why do you think they all want those big guns? And don't say it's only "fair" because we have them...please. Is it "fair" that America is bigger than Iran? Is it "fair" that you are getting old and haven't had a hit in quite a while?
 
(Now, blow out a nice ring, and go with these thoughts, and go get yourself a brownie.)
 
If you are too stoned to know the very dangers of the East against the West, Communism against freedom...then you probably can download and play Jackson's songs all you want.
 
He won't mind.
 
Frankly, I wish Jackson would get out of the past, put down that joint, and listen to his own words with more of an open mind...and pray that they don't nuke L.A. because it won't matter who sings his songs after that.
 
It's a crazy world. And I think that Newt and Browne are really on the same page. They just don't know it yet.
 
Let's hope they figure it out before it's too late.
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Somebody Didn't Report on a Monday...

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, July 21, 2009 12:33:11 AM
Nobody Cares: Somebody didn’t report on a Monday, because… well…. I was sitting with my husband in the back yard Sunday evening, and we looked at each other, both dead tired, and said…

“Let’s do it.”
 
We decided it was such a nice night; we’d go to one of the last drive-in movie theatres probably in existence in the country. We hadn’t been to a drive in movie for over fourteen years. This was at 7pm, and the only drive-in we could find was over an hour away, in another state, in a small Illinois town---Belleville.
 
We didn’t get home until 2.30 am…so therefore, by that time, since I AM a nobody, I thought “#$%” it, I’m too tired to write. Besides, I couldn’t figure out one subject to pick from…so tonight, (since it took me the whole day to recover) are my lists of random thoughts from MONDAY…which will, get lost in time after I put them down here…just like the Drive-In’s of America. And after you will read them, I’m sure you will agree…nobody did the right thing.

NOTE: Obama ran on the platform that he thought the Iraq war was all wrong, and that when elected, he was going to “bring the troops home.” So, he gets elected, takes the men from Iraq, and just ships them to Afghanistan, and now wants 20,000 more troops because, as Gates has noted, too many men are committing suicide. And yet…Chris Matthews continues to change pants.

NOTE: There is a kid (about ten) up the street that I am particularly fond of, named Alex. The other day, while I was walking my dog, he came up to me and blurted, “I have no friends to play with.” Then he walked away. This kid lives with his grandparents because his parents don’t want him. And the grandparents just lost a son last year, who was shot in a bad drug deal. Today he came down to the house, on his skateboard while I was watering my flowers and said, “Someone stole my bike.” He was so sad, all I could do was hug him…and yet, I see that he is slowly losing his natural proclivity to have fun, he is much too lonely, and I can only sprinkle on this heart.

NOTE: We saw Harry Potter's new movie at the drive-in…and found out that NOW those funny speakers are gone. Now you tune your car into a radio station. After the first movie, a kid came up to us as we were sitting outside in lawn chairs and asked,” Have you got any jumper cables?” Ha! Harry Potter was…depressing. Hogwarts it seems, no longer has funny ghosts and tables full of food, but is suffering like the rest of us…sometimes art should NOT imitate reality. Harry Potter is in the recession too.

NOTE: We just had 100 dogs captured from a dog fighting operation here in Missouri. Mostly pit bulls. They are looking for homes for these poor mutts. And yet, the NAACP does nothing. Where’s PETA? Where’s Angelina Jolie? Why don’t they make these people fight each other till the death and see how they like it?

NOTE: Hillary was all excited about India purchasing nuclear stuff from America. Gee, nuclear power is good for India, but not for us. Something tells me, by the looks on her face, that this job is just killing her, she hates it. Of course, her sour faces makes Sarah Palin’s recent actions seem all the more honest.

NOTE: It’s here. We now have our first Muslim shop in my neighborhood. It’s is just so weird seeing ARABIC neon signs right next to a Pizza place. I have no idea what the sign says, but they have shoes, and as far as I know…bin Laden runs it.

NOTE: Someone was trying to vote in Congress today on giving all hate crimes the death penalty…huh? Boy, that’s a new one. That’s a pit bull law if ever there was one…maybe I dreamed it.
 
 NOTE: By all accounts, the Republicans are going to run the ultra rich billionaire Mitt Romney against Obama in the next election. Oh, right…the man who showed Obama how to pass mandatory health care. I guess he’s the ace-in-the hole, just in case Obama can’t get it passed.

NOTE: SWING VOTE, the movie---summed up: America is filled with drunk men and drug addicted women who cannot possibly raise their kids (thereby only our brilliant teachers can) and it’s the American people’s fault that our country is messed up, and they should apologize to their wonderful public servants (all politicians) who really don’t have enough time in the White House to do anything worthwhile,(thereby longer terms needed) and by the way...every single vote counts. That’s the movie, and the message s---cked. Kevin Costner should go on tour with Willie Nelson and spend the rest of his days saving his rich friend’s farms.
 
And lastly…what did I learn on Monday?
 
People still write “nasty” stuff in the stalls at the drive-in on bathroom walls…the popcorn is awful, going to the concession stand makes you feel like you might walk out with maggots… But watching kids swing in the twilight on the playground, and hearing them laugh, knowing that little girls can run around in slippers and pajamas without being afraid of child molesters, looking up at the stars, on a summer night, and hearing a real train blow it’s whistle so loud in the distance with such power…and that you can STILL get thrilled by that sound….and that it makes you feel so amazingly alive the Harry Potter train on the screen becomes insignificant in the grand scheme of life … What did I learn?
 
That I'm still alive...and that's always worth noting.
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Nobody Knows: Sex Tax?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, July 19, 2009 1:20:23 AM
Nobody Knows: Why no one has thought of this...
 
It's so obvious.
 
I was reading Glenn Beck's hilarious and informative book, An Inconvenient Book today... when I read something that actually floored me.
 
Glenn reports that, " Porn earns more each year than--ready to have your mind blown?---Microsoft, Google, Amazon, eBay, Yahoo, Apple, Netflix, and Earthlink combined. Mind still not blown? Based only on U.S. Earnings, porn makes more than Major League Baseball, the NHL, and the NFL, plus the combined revenues of ABC, CBS, and NBC."
 
Why no one has mentioned the devastating effect of all that tissue destroying landfills all over the earth, I have no idea...BUT...
 
If this statement is true...and I'm sure Glenn would NEVER lie..then if all porn was taxed, at the same rate as cigarettes, then our deficit would disappear overnight.
 
No pun intended.
 
Men could literally save the planet, doing something they enjoy.
 
What do you think?
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Do NOT Resuscitate

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, July 18, 2009 2:12:05 AM
Nobody’s Fool: Prince Obama came galloping out today…the dark lord of fear, warning us of the dire consequences we would all face if we don’t pass his Universal Health care program. Why---our children would be dying in the streets if this wasn’t taken care of, and quickly.
With Lord Voldemort appearing on the scene again, his timing is perfect.
 
Not too long ago, President Bush used this very same fear tactic…telling us all that if he didn’t give billions of U.S. tax dollars to the banks, the world would end as we know it.
 
There is no difference between the criminality of either man. We don’t need Al Gore to scare us anymore.
 
We should have seen this coming when no one came to the rescue of Terry Schiavo…the silent message from every single Congressional and public servant was: she should die. Better yet: let’s all watch her starve, painfully--- what fun!
 
What kind of a nation does that? It was a shadow of things to come.
 
The latest medicine, technology, and help is now available to keep you alive for twenty or more years…but you won’t get those extra years. Nope. Anyone nearing the age of sixty should be aware that they have just been handed a death sentence. Your years on this earth are now numbered.
 
To suggest that we deny ourselves medicine or “expensive” procedures after a certain age is to suggest mass extermination for the old. Yes, Obama, is right up there with Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, and Mao. Like the mass murderers before him, he will never partake in the dirty work. His “get out of jail free” card is that, these people would die…anyway.
 
How in the $%# can you take this?
 
We are on the brink of mass killings. Not only of the unborn, but the sick, the lame, the old…the people who are too old to work or “volunteer.” The state will decide who deserves to live.
 
Other nations have put up with this crap. Other nations have no spine.

We are not other nations!
 
This act of state controlled population control is just as insidious as Hitler’s death camps, and you are a fool to think otherwise. Sure, Hitler just killed people he didn’t like, but he decided who he didn’t like, and who he wanted killed. Obama is doing the exact same thing…he is just not using gas…but “rationed” care.
 
And like the Nazis, who took all the Jews possessions before they were gassed, Obama will somehow get whatever you have left in this world, with taxes.
 
And while the rich in our government will ration our food, our water, and our very lives…they will continue to live lives of billionaires. This has nothing to do with class envy, but our own GOD given right to survive.  
 
We were told that Hillary’s heath care plan, held in secret meetings, was rejected…but was it? Not long after that came the great HMOs and it’s been downhill ever since. The socialized medical systems were slowly put into place. While illegals are being operated on from gunshot wounds…there are emergencies rooms full of citizens who will die, while waiting his or her turn.
 
The upstanding citizen who could be saved…will not be spared because of his or her “worthlessness” basically to society. In order to give medicine to “all” it is said, the old must get off the planet.
 
That’s exactly what Obama is saying. We will put our old in hospices…well; why not just send them off to Hawaii? It would be more humane.
 
I watched in utter amazement and anger while both my parents were treated like vermin because they refused to die after their strokes. (This was many years ago) My mother had to have a stomach tube to live. And the callousness I experience for “wanting” to keep my parents alive, demanding just the basic proper care for them was, by their standards, truly an act of insanity on my part.
 
You see, according to the medical community, to watch someone “suffer” is…cruel. Never mind if that person is willing to suffer just to live a few more years, think of the cost!
 
I ask you…what good are all our new medicines, heart transplants, surgeries, if you are not allowed it after a certain age? And who decides that “age”?
 
How did our leaders get so screwed up? In John Adams’s Discourses on Davila… he gives us a clue.

“From sophistry and party spirit, the transition is quick and easy to falsehood, imposture, and every species of artificial evolution and criminal intrigue. As unbalanced parties of every description can never tolerate a free inquiry of any kind, when employed against themselves, the license, and even the most temperate freedom of the press, soon excites resentment and revents. For aristocratically rivalries and democracy rivalries too, when unbalanced against each other by some third mediating power, naturally and unfailingly produce a feudal system.”
 
 
Feudal, lords and peasants, masters and slaves.
 
Some man suggested today, that whatever health care system they pass, our Congress and the President should be made to be on the same system. Their parents should die, and they should also be denied care. Would Bill Clinton still be with us if he had been on Universal Health Care? How about Daddy Bush? How about any of them?
 
If these murderers want to do anything: then let them redeem themselves by saying that they regret they have only one life to give to their country, and do the right thing for America…refuse medical care, and join Terry Sshiavo. Go ahead and starve to death. We will watch…on CNN. The ratings would be phenomenal.
 
If they can’t seem to fathom that we, as Americans will NOT go quietly into that good night….then god help them all, because the American people, might not want to resuscitate them. 
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Nobody Cares to Go Beyond Their Paycheck

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, July 17, 2009 12:07:13 AM
Nobody Cares: Bubba McClaskill was so inspired by the "GO BEYOND" inspirational message, given out by a record FIVE PRESIDENTS at the pre-game All Star Game... That he decided to lend a free hand, and volunteer his services to move some bombs to send overseas to our brave men and women who are very busy trying to save Obama's country: Afghanistan.
Trouble is: Bubba did not know the "ramp" was missing. And so is Bubba. Nevertheless, if we all had Bubba's "Go Beyond" spirit, we might just turn this country around.
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Honestly...Sotomayor???

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, July 16, 2009 1:47:43 AM
Nobody’s Wins: Today, we witnessed our great Congressmen grilling the Obama appointed, soon to be the first Latino woman to actually obey a black man’s wishes, at the Supreme Court Hearings. And the questioning was intense. Nobody reports here on the answer that the ever-so-loquacious Sonia Sotomayer gave on the very important issue of “sheep’s” rights to water.

Congressmen: “Do you believe that animals have a right to drink out of our public water systems, and run free in our streets, and should be allowed access to free medical care, free abortions, and the right to protect themselves by biting or killing anyone that threatens them? I’d like to know you’re opinion.”

Sonia: “Well, I always look at the facts before me. If you were a sheep, and I wanted to shoot you for drinking out of my water fountain, and if I shot you for actually taking advantage of not even asking me permission, thereby making me mad, then you would be put in jail…in New York. BUT…if you were in France, then I suggest you try lotion--- it all depends on the facts and as a judge we always take whatever facts that are there on the paper put in front of us into consideration in our judgments.”
 
 Congressmen: “Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

Honesty…is such a lonely word.
Everyone is so untrue.
Honesty is hardly ever heard
But mostly what I want from you.---- Billy Joel.
 
Here’s the truth as we know it. People now are being picked when applying for a job, for their gender, political proclivities, and race. No longer are people being picked for being the best person for the job. In fact, this is being mandated by laws and lawyers who have been working hard to re engineer the whole fabric of our society and where they want everyone to be placed, and like sheep, we go along quietly. This is nothing new.
 
As all white people are finding out, especially many middle-class white men, this is social engineering by the elites, for the elites, and to the determent of our country, and many of the people doing this insidious act are elite white men.
 
It’s a new global agenda, and they are pulling up the ladders; and if you dare protest, you’ll be quickly demoted, and attacked. We see this with Sarah Palin. We see this with the firefighters, and Joe the Plumber..we see this everywhere.
 
Obama wants us to cut the “chatter.” His redistribution plan needs to be carried forward. Health care, property rights, privacy rights, water rights, parental rights, and your right to live and die will be at the state’s discretion.
 
I find nothing funny about this. I’m trying. But every time I see this Sotomayor lady lying out her Latino teeth, knowing full well that once she gets on the Supreme Court, it will no longer matter what common sense the other members of the court say, she will rule the world.
 
Like all her buddies, she knows how to doublespeak and never answer the question directly. To obfuscate every verbal sentence so as to placate the public masses; that’s their talent. That’s what they are being paid to do. Not by us, of course, but Ted Kennedy didn’t feed all those mouths on his senatorial salary alone, now did he?
 
The American people are complaining as loudly as they can…but no matter. Even x-President George W. Bush would approve of Sotomayor, for he paved the way… putting many “firsts” into jobs they might not have been ready for.
 
This lady will rule like a Marxist. She can say she loves guns, the Constitution, blacks, Nancy Drew, and America all she wants. ….she lies, as does Obama.
 
And Islam will be promoted under this lady, in the name of freedom. We will become a land of bumbling Burka sheep, drinking Pepsi.
 
Honesty—is truly a lonely word... The new rule is: lie. And be very good at it.
 
I expect to be keeping a whole flock of sheep in my back yard very soon, I'll give them water but they're going to have to get their own soda.
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