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Nobody Flashes: More Tea Party Pictures! I especially like the Geico one...that young girl held up that sign for over two hours, bless her heart.

And much thanks to the kind woman behind us for taking our (My husband and I) picture! She was the best!

By the way...John Galt...please come and get us will ya?

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Tea Time

Nobody Knows Just How Long They Will Be Able to Ignore…The People.

Let us awaken then, and evince a different spirit, a spirit that shall inspire the people with confidence in themselves and in us, ---a spirit that will encourage them to persevere in the glorious struggle, until their rights and liberties shall be established on a rock.”      Samuel Adams---1777
 
Tomorrow, thousands across the United States will gather peacefully, in over 500 cities to voice their protests, as once their founders did so long ago in Boston. Funny…in the last comments in Obama’s speech today, he basically said that all the changes he was proposing was what our founders wanted… And for those of us who know our founders well…that lie couldn’t be further from the truth.
 
By now, many people who were hypnotized by the man’s talent for making marvelous and grandiose dreams pop out in his every speech, have now found out that his promises of ending the War in Iraq, and bringing economic prosperity for all have been complete lies. He has done just the opposite. Obama has done nothing but grab unprecedented power by the minute. In fact: I’d say Obama has been practicing the 48 laws of power since he was just a kid.
 
What are the 48 laws of power you might ask? Here’s a few of the very obvious…

Law 3: Conceal your intentions
. (Obama is for making himself world leader, and rebuilding the United States as a country pretty much on equal footing with Cuba, but he makes you think he is the first black Mary Poppins.)

Law 4: Always say less than necessary
. (Oh sure, he talks a lot, but what does he say? Nothing. If Obama doesn’t want to answer something he just says, he won’t talk about it...but Obama can say more about less than most men alive.)

Law 6: Court attention at all costs:
(Right, he even had to have his picture taking running around the White House with his new dog today. He has been on television giving speeches every single day since he was elected. In fact, this morning he very rudely broke into all stations with his hour long speech…like a dictator trying to convince the tea party people that what he is going to do needs to be done.

Law 7: Get others to do the work for you, but always take credit.
(The Navy Seals made that great rescue on Easter, but Obama took the credit. Bill Clinton was a master of this one.)
 
Well, I could go on, but really, you should just get the book. It’s called “The 48 Laws of Power” by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers.
 
Tomorrow, you can believe, and Homeland security has made it very clear, that any and all who attend tea parties tomorrow will be considered…radicals and dangerous to the state. (Unless you happen to be smoking a joint.)
 
I suggest we all look up to the sky alot and wave at them so they can see how dangerous we are! In fact, I’m sure everyone’s facial picture will be recorded by NSA satellites in order to form a “radical” database. Many of us will have our phones conversation listened to. I’m ALWAYS saying “Hi NSA!” every time I hear that click and echo, when I’m on the phone. Sometimes I just sing… “Oh say can you see…that you’re really an idiot….by the dawns’ early watch, you will have nothing worth hearing…”
 
They will also, try to make the tea parties into a white hating blacks again issue. Don’t let them. Our liberties are in danger.
 
And coming very soon in the future are “environmental” taxes that will break us all. Our gas, and our food---every single thing will be tax at a much higher rate…in order to fund GE, and Obama’s new progressive, fascist country. (Already my Happy Meal has gone up from $2.10 to $2.99!)
 
Okay, so it's not a national emergency but...I'm sure you've all noticed inflation has already hit.
 
And the boomers (white AND black) have the most to lose of all. If Obama gets the universal heath care he wants, and you are so unlucky to get sick at 68, and need cancer treatment…the state could, and most probably will, refuse it. You must make way for the future. It’s all cost effective.
 
Not only that, but along with the strings of all the money he is going to give out to “students” will be the fact that they can never, ever protest against the government. And neither can union members.
 
He also plans to build his own little powerful "civilian" army…yeah… so just who’s the Nazi here, Madame Secretary?
 
This is as sure as tyranny as any that the good Sam Adams led the sons of Liberty on.
 
I know the few who read me will be at a tea party tomorrow. And I know that we will talk to people that feel like us, and we well be recharged…and sooner or later, they will be happening all over the world.

GOOD
, that’s what we want. Expect the reporting of the truth to be slim. But---meet people, trade numbers…talk. They know we are mad. And that is why they are tying to scare us into submission...and if they can’t do that, they will pretend that the tea parties never happened. Let them. It won't matter...because we know that they know...that... the “tea parties” have just begun.
 
Well, I agree with Obama---America should take the lead! Let the other nations join us and have thier own tea parties, and like Sam Adams said...awaken the spirits of liberty all over the world!
 
It's a global government is going to be formed...then let it be the people's.
 
In fact...maybe a WORLD revolution would not be a bad idea? And this time...like our founders, find the right men to do it.
 
See you at the party.
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Phil Spector: Not in the Control Booth Anymore

Nobody’s Perfect: I was only eighteen when I met Phil Spector. I must admit, I haven’t been following the news on his case too closely…just another famous man with too much money, with his life falling apart…gone mad. In fact, to me it seems, that if you look at this picture and think back on O.J. Simpson and Robert Blake…they all that that same look on their faces at their trials. That, “I have NO idea how this could be happening to me--- I’m too important.” look. To me, they all look as if they have had just one too many snorts of cocaine, but then…that’s just an opinion.
 
 As I read the headlines tonight--“Phil Spector: Convicted of Second Degree Murder,” I remember back on that week that I spent with the man. I’m sure he doesn’t remember me at all. In fact, I was in the same room with him for hours at a time…deep into the night…panting… Wait. No… got cha! (just kidding!)
 
How did I meet Phil Spector? That’s a good question. You see, right out of high school I had more than the usual case of “I VANT TO SEE THE WORLD! LET ME OUT OF HERE!” disease that as far as I know, the last two people that had had this urgent desire to see the world and all that was in it, were Columbus and Magellan.
 
Too bad I couldn’t have texted them first and got some advice.
 
But they were men, and I was just a young girl, feeling like I had just got out of prison….and I wanted desperately to go somewhere. So I hitched a ride with a band, up to New York.
 
The band was Phil Drisco’s band…a trumpet player who later went on to a bit of fame as a religious guy, but that’s all just trivial. I won’t go into my experiences in New York because it would take a few chapters, just my memories of Phil. Phil Drisco was recording his first major album with Phil Spector late at night in a studio right off of Broadway. He had to do it at night because Phil was also working with Paul McCartney who was recording RAM with him during the day.
 
And lucky me...I got to go and sit in the controlling booth with Phil Specter, late at night and watch the band record.
 
I’ll tell you one thing…I was scared of the man. I knew he had “founded” the Supremes sound, and now was working with the great Paul McCartney, and even though I was NOT a musician yet, I knew music. I was in total awe of this...GOD…
 
But still, even though he was a God, he was also just plain spooky. Call it woman’s intuition.
 
For instance...it was always dark in the control room, and I sat as far away in the corner away from him as I could. But after a half hour…Mr. Phil Spector would inevitably insist that I come over, sit next to him, and watch him do his thing. Why read my boring books?
 
Well…what could I say?
 
So, there I sat. Every night for a week. He would make small talk. He was basically very, very sweet, and he treated me almost like a daughter. But still, I thought it very odd that I had to sit next to him while he turned knobs.
 
He was thoughtful, yes, and kind, but…I don’t know…there was just something I couldn’t put my finger on. You might find this sad…but I thought he looked on me as a “child.” How could he possibly have any sexual interest in me at all because well, he was so much older and famous?
 
Today I read that the girl that he picked up(Lana Clarkson) and took home, was reportedly dead just a few hours later… And when he said, “I think I shot somebody.” Well, I can see it---like I said…spooky.
 
Life is funny like that. What if you had met Ted Bundy, had a drink with him for a week, and thought he was nice…but spooky…you know? What makes these people “snap?”
 
I guess looking back, I was lucky that I was so innocent. If he would have even made a tiny suggestion of indiscretion, I would have…run. I KNOW he knew I was that innocent. 
 
So, there I sat, scared to death, night after night…feeling pretty stupid. Somehow, I think that that man was scared to death of being alone. He just had to have a girl…there. Being alone in that control room was just too much for him to bear.
 
Being alone...was his nightmare. It might be just that simple.
 
Years ago, I read that he kept another woman locked up in his “mansion” for years…much like a prisoner. So, he lost it.
 
Did he murder that woman? Who knows? Probably, because he basically admitted it.
 
We see famous movie stars freaking out all the time. Some just cut their hair.
 
Well there you go. I bet there is more than one woman in the world tonight thinking…whoa, that could have been me.
 
Phil Spector…a musical genius…but…certainly..not perfect.
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Finally...Some GOOD News!

Nobody's Opinion:

"No man can be brave who thinks pain the greatest evil; nor temporate who considers pleasure the highest good." ....Cicero

God Bless those Navy Seal Snipers! (Okay, I admit, I have a weakness for the Seals: personal reasons.)

I don't know about you, but if America had NOT saved that brave captain at sea from those horrible pirates...many of us would have wondered just WHAT good are all these trillions that we spend on our military?

And frankly, I'm tired of hearing how these pirates have no choice but to capture boats for ranson, due to the fact that they are so poor. Today, I actually heard some military man on FOX news say that to the Somalians, it was just thier way of doing business.

Please...with men like that around, I'm surprised that anything gets done.

Let the brave men, be brave, for God's sake...After all, if Thomas Jefferson can go and defeat them, there is NO reason that our forces today cannot do it. Our weapons systems are much more adanced than Jefferson's Navy. And why these companies don't have advanced weapons onboard and hire personal guards is beyond me. All of us are going "How does this happen in the FIRST place?"

Anyway, we needed some good news...now, let's go get the rest of them!

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Nobody Flashes Information...

Nobody Flashes Information on a Saturday Night... Right now, it's 10.30 pm on the Saturday night before Easter, and I'm watching Charles Heston receive the Ten Commandments, (in the movie of course) And I'm STILL amazed at the Technicolor. I cannot for the life of me figure out why they got rid of that wonderful colored film...if you just happen to know why...fill me in. Anyway, it's "e-mail for nobody" night.

Update
: Moses---"And they were filled with inequity and vile shame" (Sorry I'm typing this while the people are dancing around at the bottom of the holy mountain... waiting for Moses to come down. I think he's actually talking about the 111th Congress...yes, I'm sure he is, Moses was also a prophet. He knew Nostradamus.
 
Update: Aaron just threw down his pipe and ran! (Much like my girlfriend from high school did one night, when she saw a cop car...)
 
Update: Moses: "Who is on the lord's side? Let him come to me!" People are having trouble untangling body parts.

Update
: Oh-oh...Edward G. Robinson is in deep doo-doo.

Update
: "Those who will not live by the law, shall DIE by the law!" Whoa... they didn't even torture first.
Moses just threw down the tablets, and smashed them completely, which means, just because he lost his temper, he had to go back up the mountain and get another copy.

Wait, he DID get another copy, right?
 
Enough...sorry. I love this movie. Heston was the "bomb."
 
Back to my e-mail... Okay, so not all e-mails are pictures of cats, or naked ladies, or Redneck jokes...this e-mail, had stuff in it that might help you sometime...if for no other reason, to make a bet with your best friend at a bar when he or she has had MUCH more to drink than you! Thereby making you feel superior and making a complete fool out of your friend for not knowing the answer...and that is always good for a laugh...which we all need.

UPDATE
:" Moses can't go into Israel for some reason...he mumbles. ...and then he says...
"Go...proclaim liberty throughout the land, and all the inhabitants thereof! And you will have to take this staff from my dead cold hands!" And he walks off into the Technicolor clouds, that even has the first "green" clouds ever seen by man...the technicolor guy got a little too happy....
 
Anyway...everyone have a Happy Easter! (So shall it be written, so shall it be done!)
 
*******
 
Here we go....the weekly e-mail...with a few comments from myself--- just because.

Alaska
More than half of the coastline of the entire United States is in Alaska. (Which is REAL reason why the conservatives don't want Sarah Palin to run for President in the future.)
 
 
Amazon The Amazon rain forest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply. The Amazon River pushes so much water into the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one hundred miles at sea off the mouth of the river, one can dip fresh water out of the ocean. The volume of water in the Amazon river is greater than the next eight largest rivers in the world combined and three times the flow of all rivers in the United States . (And yet, they want to come here?)
 
Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country. Ninety percent of the world's ice covers Antarctica . This ice also represents seventy percent of all the fresh water in the world. As strange as it sounds, however, Antarctica is essentially a desert. The average yearly total precipitation is about two inches. Although covered with ice (all but 0.4% of it that is), Antarctica is the driest place on the planet, with an absolute humidity lower than the Gobi desert. (And yet, Al Gore does nothing. )
 
Brazil got its name from the nut, not the other way around. (Oh)
 
Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined. Canada is an Indian word meaning ' Big Village ' (So, Canada can send California water, and Hillary Clinton can move to the BIG VILLAGE she has been looking for---it's settled.)

Chicago Next to Warsaw , Chicago has the largest Polish population in the world. (No wonder the Mafia moved to D.C.) 
 
Detroit Woodward Avenue in Detroit , Michigan , carries the designation M-1, so named because it was the first paved road anywhere. (It is also destined to have the last road to nowhere.)
 
Damascus, Syria was flourishing a couple of thousand years before Rome was founded in 753 BC, making it the oldest continuously inhabited city in existence. (Well, that explains it.)
 
Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents. (So, do they have to file two tax returns?)
 
Los Angeles full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula -- and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A. (Porciuncula? Did the porcupine come first?)
 
New York City The term 'The Big Apple' was coined by touring jazz musicians of the 1930's who used the slang expression 'apple' for any town or city. Therefore, to play New York City is to play the big time - The Big Apple. There are more Irish in New York City than in Dublin , Ireland ; more Italians in New York City than in Rome , Italy ; and more Jews in New York City than in Tel Aviv, Israel . (What do you expect from a jazz musician? And soon, we will have more Mexicans than Mexico...we're on a roll. We need more Chinese than China...more Japanese than Japan...more Russians than Russia, more Iranians than Iran...wait...let's not get too excited.)
 
Ohio There are no natural lakes in the state of Ohio ! Every one is man made. (That explains why they have gay marriage---they like to make things there out of nothing.)
 
Pitcairn Island The smallest island with country status is Pitcairn in Polynesia , at just 1.75 sq. miles/4.53 sq. km. (Is there a sewer plant? Carbon toe print? )

Rome The first city to reach a population of 1 million people was Rome , Italy in 133 B.C. There is a city called Rome on every continent. (There is also a crater called Martin Luther King on the moon...come on...isn't there?)
 
Siberia contains more than 25% of the world's forests. (Hey, I thought the AMAZON Rain forest was supplying the oxygen? What's up here? Where's our "Save the Siberian Forest" shampoo? )
 
S.M.O.M . The actual smallest sovereign entity in the world is the Sovereign Military Order of Malta. It is located in the city of Rome , Italy ; has an area of two tennis courts' and as of 2001 has a population of 80 - 20 less people than the Vatican . It is a sovereign entity under international law, just as the Vatican is. (This is actually wrong. Now we know, that the smallest sovereign entity in the world is the White House. It now has a playground, it's own vegetable garden, and a population of four...)
 
Sahara Desert In the Sahara Desert, there is a town named Tidikelt, which did not receive a drop of rain for ten years. Technically though, the driest place on Earth is in the valleys of the Antarctic near Ross Island . There has been no rainfall there for two million years. (Well, if Obama gets his way, there WILL be rain in Ross Island, his cloud seeding project will just have to start there, that is, if he REALLY cares about the world....)
 
Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits.' (Well, of course it does!)
 
 
St. Paul, Minnesota was originally called Pig's Eye after a man named Pierre 'Pig's Eye' Parrant who set up the first business there. (So...who was Paul? Pierre's cousin Minne? )
 
Roads Chances that a road is unpaved in the U.S.A. = 1%; in Canada = 75% (Let's send all the new electric cars up there, where they can be truly appreciated.)
 
Texas The deepest hole ever made in the world is in Texas . It is as deep as 20 empire state buildings but only 3 inches wide. (There's a off-colored barroom joke in that fact, somewhere...that only a man could find.)
 
United States The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. (Americans now can also turn off their cars and just slowly coast down the hills, thereby saving gas and money...Ike was ahead of his time.)
 
Waterfalls The water of Angel Falls (the World's highest) in Venezuela drops 3,212 feet (979 meters). They are 15 times higher than Niagara Falls . (Yeah, but they've never FROZEN!)
 
I have always said you should learn something new every day. Unfortunately, many of us are at that age where what we learn today, we forget tomorrow. ( Hey...I don't have to wait till tomorrow, see you on Monday.)
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Good Friday Jericho

Nobody Opinion: It’s not such a Good Friday…

“Joshua fit the battle of Jericho, and the walls came tumbling down”
 
 
I remember singing that song over and over when I was a kid, and I loved it. In my mind I envisioned this great warrior (all dressed up in sandals and a skirt, of course) coming to the gates of a city whose walls were so big, they were at least ten-stories high. It was said in the song that no army could ever penetrate it. Jericho was a city so huge and so fortified, it could not be conquered. The walls were just too thick.
 
But Joshua came to attack Jericho with a big army, and he had God talking right in his left shoulder, telling him the city was his for the taking. And take it he must. Don’t worry, said God--- Do as I say and it will be yours---piece of cake.
 
In my little five-year-old mind, I pictured this dark-haired man marching up to the gates of Jericho and standing with his vast army of…really spiffy looking trumpet players. The actual soldiers just stood around and looked good.
 
I imagined the trumpets of Jericho being extremely long, gold, and very loud. They were so loud in fact, that the roar of the trumpets, just blasted the big impenetrable walls from the sheer reverberation of the low notes, with one mighty blast---   

              Bllllllllaaaaaaaaaaabbbbllllaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
 
Then Jericho and all its city inhabitants were very nicely taken over…so scared were they of the army of God, and those weapons of mass destructing trumpets! What a mess they had to clean up...oh…and they lived happily ever after with their new benevolent king.

Hey
--- that’s how the Sunday school teacher presented it to the little kids, who were sent to sit in “Sunday” school while their parents sat in the big house listening to the real Sunday school sermon, which was usually about drinking and adultery. Back then, most adults actually thought about kids and what they should hear.
 
Yeah--- really.
 
I must admit…I haven’t given the battle of Jericho a thought until this Good Friday afternoon. I tuned into the History Cable Channel, and that’s when I heard military experts explain what really happened. I got the adult version. The one where Joshua and his men not only captured the town of Jericho, but ruthlessly kill every single man, woman, child, baby, donkey, dog, and chicken in the famous walled city, and then burned it all to the ground. A bit of a waste I’d say, but then again, Joshua was trying to make a point
 
Joshua had a very well thought out plan. He put on a grand show for seven whole days. He marched his soldiers in perfect battle form, around and around the walls of Jericho, all the while having his trumpeters blasting. The military man explains…this was a very clever diversion. While the people were carefully watching this braggadocio of Joshua showing off scary troops… secretly many of Joshua men were climbing up a rope put down by a prostitute and going inside the walls. It took about seven days to get enough guys inside, and they just hid.
 
And then, on the seventh day, the final trumpet signal came. That was the cue for the men inside to lead the attack from inside the walls of Jericho. And that’s the point. Joshua won against the biggest fortress around, and he took it down because he had men helping him on the inside.
 
If you apply this very simple tactic to today---the United States, the modern Jericho, is not too big to “fail”…I mean fall.
 
A mighty attack caused the crashing the walls of the World Trade Center on 9/11. The enemies had been inside, planning, waiting. Our government sent special planes to pick up the relatives of bin Laden, and give them free passage away, while all other planes were grounded--- that's when MY first trumpet went off.
 
Then, when President Bush started begging the American people to let the good people of Dubai guard our ports. I felt like the enemy was already here and holding our President hostage...a second trumpet.
 
Crazy, I know...but I wasn't the only one shocked.
 
When I saw a picture of Obama, refusing to salute the American flag…a third trumpet sounded loud in my American, finely-tuned ear. But, he realized his mistake, and we never saw him without a flag behind him after that.
 
When it was reported that the pastor that he had listened to for over twenty years, actually hated America, as did many of his long-time friends, the fourth trumpet went off. His wife wasn’t particularly fond of the place either.
 
A fifth trumpet came when we watched Obama's stubborn silence, when many wanted to hear him give proof of his American citizenship.
 
Then the walls of our econmy came crashing down. As President, Obama has continued to destroy our way of life with lighting speed, while relentlessly appeasing the Muslim nations and the rest of the world with grand apologies of how bad America was, and still is.
 
The sixth and loudest trumpet of all came when he bowed to the Saudi King, probably even kissing his hand.
 
In the meantime, on the outside of our walls, the United States of American Jericho has witnessed a great parade of military threats; the almost ungodly panorama of the thousands of Chinese people, showing off in frightening dancing military exactness, at the opening of the Chinese Olympics; the marching warriors of North Korea; and just this week, the Iranian nuclear parades.
 
And here we sit, watching the outside world flaunting their jingoism from all sides, our attention diverted, while on our inside, a rope put down by prostitutes of political global ambitions are filling up our cities with enemies--- who are waiting for a signal.
 
The last signal.
 
I can’t help but wonder…when will we hear the seventh trumpet call?
 
Ahmadinejad wants to destroy all America. It is the jihadist’s way that all infidels must be completely destroyed. His god demands it. His God is saying to him… It’s okay--- piece of cake.
 
Whatever you many think about the existence of God---having the belief that there is a god on your side, can make all the psychological difference between victory and defeat. It wasn’t just the trumpets at Jericho that helped Joshua out. People need to know they are dying for a reason, and that someone will protect them.
 
Right now, I’d say that Islam has the psychological advantage over the Christian god…because; religion in our country is being erased. Enemies within…are working hard at that, lead by our own President Barack Hessian Obama, who can't find a church before Easter, even though he claims to be a Christian. Every day I wonder, just what rope he climbed up?
 
But sometime in our future, we might have to choose sides again, defeat the enemies within our walls..so that the enemies all around us can not flood our gates any longer.
 
 So…I suggest the God of our founders…Washington, Adams, Jefferson...that God served us well...
 
That God is waiting to be resurrected.
 
It’s time the American people sound some trumpets of their own.
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Kitty Shock

Nobody Wins:

"Oh MY GOD...I KNEW IT! I heard that Obama made a deep bow to the Saudi King, but...but...he said he didn't...

BUT I JUST SAW IT! He bowed so deeply, that I thought he was gonna split his pants!

He lied!

And all of us who were suspicious about a man who went by the name of "Barry" all his life: a man who lovingly wrote a book about his Muslim father...why, we were simply ostracized til the CATS (and some of the dogs) came home if we even COMPLAINED about his insistence on being the first President with such an UN-American name...Barack Hussein Obama...I mean, he COULD have gone by just "Barry Obama" just to make us all feel more comfortable and all...Hussein being a major enemy of the United States.. and all...

BUT I SAW IT WITH MY OWN LITTLE KITTY EYES! He bowed to the KING! Which over there means, he is a servant of the man! No President in American History has ever done such a stupid thing!

I would NEVER bow to Skippy!

Our last President just used to kiss the King on the mouth and hold his hand...(I know, what's with these Kings?) That means at least...that he met the King as an equal

But not Obama. I'm surprised that he didn't fall down he bowed so low. I'm surprised he didn't say "I'm at your service great King."

Or did he? Did anyone get a tape? OMG.

He didn't bow to the Queen of England. He treated her about the same as he treated his own grandmother. (Yes, the one who was actually smart enough to be scared of robbers, even if they were black.)

And to Cuba, Obama sent the "Black Caucus" to see Castro. There wasn't a white "Caucus" even allowed on the boat...and they all LOVED the man. They didn't even know he has been known to take small kittens by the neck and throw them against the wall...then eat them whole.

I ought to know. My cousin Tostatitos still lives down there. She is starving...she has to hide from the big rats. Castro has no mercy. He is a dictator. He is EVIL.

And they LOVED him. Oh, my...GOD.

Wait a minute. OMG, I'm a white kitty. What if Castro comes to my neighborhood? Does this mean I have to hide at the gas stations?

Does this mean Obama wants a Communist nation ruled by the Saudi King?

Will I have to share my kitty food with the dog Skippy?

That's it. I'm getting my picture taken on only Persians rugs from now on.

But...oh my God...what's next?

We will all have our medical records online and I will be chipped.

That's what I heard...OMG, this is so cruel. I'm just a kitten! I'm even cute!

How could this be happening?

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Nobody Cares If I Geo-Engineer Myself from a False God

Nobody Cares: I can’t ski.
 
But, having said that… Obama is not God.
 
Somehow these two thoughts are crossing my mind in this particular nano-moment in time, and colliding into each relentlessly---like two fly’s fighting for a place on the soda cup lip.
 
Obama wants to be God. Today, he is considering the concept of “geo-engineering.” He wants to shoot sulfur particles up into the air, which will cool the earth, because it will block the sun… forever maybe. This will cut down all the fires we have been having, he says.
 
It will also destroy most of all the plants and animals on the earth, which need the sun to grow the food, to feed the earth. Therefore he will be causing mass starvations all over the planet and millions will die.
 
This is just a messy detail, I suppose, to Obama.
 
Tell me…if you had to pick between New York going under water, or the rest of the world starving and dying, which would YOU choose?
 
Yeah, I know.
 
So, ask yourself--- if Obama wants to block the sun, then why does he insist on everyone switching to solar panels? No sun…no electricity…yeah, that makes sense.
 
This man is either not playing with a full deck, or he knows he owns the casino, and it’s already stacked for the house.
 
Take you’re pick.
 
Yeah, this guy has GREAT ideas and we are seeing them every single day. I feel like I’m running from a swarm of African changing, Obama killer bees.

Here’s
an Obama killer bee: The poor can’t afford to take vacations. The rich are scared to. Obama and all his “changes” are bankrupting our American God-Given right to have a good time.
 
My last vacation was when I took a day off to mow my lawn. I can look forward to that again this year. At least I HAVE a lawn to mow…right?
 
This is worrying many of the big hotel chains. We just get those Mexicans here, and now there are not enough people in the hotels to give them big tips to send home. It’s a problem. They have gone back to eating bananas, instead of McDonalds down south.
 
So, we see Ellen DeGeneres trying to resuscitate Las Vegas by doing her show at Caesar’s Palace. Bill O’Reilly was seen wearing a Mickey Mouse Hat…and Hawaii’s is suffering so badly, Hula dancing is now performed on the planes to France.
 
But, Americans are coping. We WILL have fun, President OBAMA---because we can be creative! Instead of that wonderful weekend at Snowmass, you can just put on your ski boots, and step up to your living room video run down the mountain, thereby saving the planet from the pollution you would have caused from flying or driving to Colorado, thereby saving the planet from warming. Why not just outlaw vacations, and set up these video consuls in the malls, and forget messing with the plant’s weather, Obama? Why not?
 
What more does this man want from us? Does he want us to DIE while dreamng of Tahiti?
 
There is good news. I could someday actually learn how to ski. The chances are pretty slim, but it COULD happen. But Obama,--- could never, ever, in a million, trillion, Quadra zillion years, do as good as job as God has done with the planet’s weather. Why, he can’t even talk without a teleprompter, nor can any of his cabinet members do simple math. With their incompetence, they would miss the atmosphere, and the sulfur would end up in Dick Cheney’s back yard.
 
If he keeps this up, the real God is going to just going to have to do something about it. So, tonight I’m thinking…I’m pretty sure God forgives me for not being able to ski, but there is one thing I can do to help out. (Feel free to join in.) Pray, that if Obama really does start fooling around with Mother Nature, A few nicely placed lighting bolts might just give him enough scare to…

                                       STOP IT!
 
In fact…now the flies are sitting very still on my cup, and I wonder… can Obama ski? Now is as good a time as any for him to go practice.
 
While we all say a prayer…. “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray that Obama’s geo-engineering program goes on the bleep…”
 
Hey, I was nice. But imitating God is not.

Unless, of course, you're willing to go through a ressurection.
 
 
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Nobody Knows How to Moon a F16

Nobody Knows:
Last night, I was doing my taxes, (that should have been enough warning right there) when I heard on the radio that, at that very moment, two F16's, were flying after a stolen Cessna 172, pretty much right over my head. The man in the Cessna was ignoring the fighter pilots, and there was a chase going on.
 
Well, that's encouraging, I thought.
 
When I heard that the plane had come all the way from CANADA, like any sane person I thought, well--- when are they planning on taking this guy down? After all, he was in the middle of the country. What? Are they  waiting for him to run out of gas?
 
I thought the very same thing on 9/11 as we heard about the planes in the sky....highjacked. WHY didn't they shoot them down? Well, they didn't, and look what happened.
 
What is going on here? Evidently he landed on a highway, without hitting any cars. How nice. He also missed five cities, many nuclear power plants, and the Sears Towers...oh, and the politicians in the Capitol building in Madison.
 
He, like the many pilots on 9/11, had been taking flying lessons in Canada...isn't that nice?
 
God forbid we actually "hurt" a possible terrorist who "might" have WMD's on board, or is planning an attack. Obama would never forgive us. He is having a hard enough time liking America as it is.
 
This morning, we all heard, in such a nice way as to not worry us, that the guy's name was Adam Dylan Leon, (otherewise known as Yavuz, Bobby Dylan Berka) and he said that he was just feeling suicidal, and was hoping that they would shoot him down.
 
What's amazing about the news, is that after 9/11, nobody thought this act was in any way, anything to be upset about.
 
So...I ask you Ladies and Gentlemen...does this guy look suicidal to you? Does he have that "I am so lonesome I could die?" look? Or does he have that, "You are all fools, and infidels, and you are all easy marks! You stupid American pigs! Look how far they let me fly! I could have killed you all! You will all be dead soon, and I proved it! Allah be praised! "
 
HA!
 
As we can see from these two pictures, Yavuz KNEW, that with a President like Obama, not a thing would be done to him.
 
No one would shoot him down, proving to all in the world, that if you want to get in a plane, and fly over any part of the United States, and fly it into a nuclear plant...go ahead!

All you have to be is a Muslim, and you will be protected!
 
In many places on the planet tonight, Yavuz Berke, is a hero...and will be getting a statue dedicated to the flight to prove America's continued weakness. His family will be getting a golden parachute, along with a year's supply of new shoes.
 
But hey! We all talked about the weather today. That was MUCH more important. It's spring, and the crops are freezing during global warming.
 
Meantime, Obama says we have Christians, but are not really a Christian nation. We are just citizens.
 
Citizens who it seems, have forgotten the numbers nine, and eleven.
 
Citizens who have to put up with being mooned by our enimies, and even worse, mooned daily by our own President.
 
It's almost a full moon, maybe that's explains it.
 
 
 
 
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Waiting for the Game to Begin

Nobody's Perfect:
Waiting for the ball park to open, is not always easy. Some of us handle it better than others.
 
Either that, or the cat just heard that Obama new stimulus plan included free meals for all homeless people, and their dogs.
 
All cats will have to report to the nearest stem-cell research lab, by the end of the month.
 
And still, (to steal a Dave Barry much-respected phrase.)..the United Nations does nothing.
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Obama Pukes Political Nukes

Nobody's Opinion:
Turn on the History Channel any old day of the week, and you will find dozens of examples of men torturing other men: killing, raping, maiming, and controlling: men lining up people and just shooting them in the back, cutting their throats. You will witness mass exterminations of millions of people, by hundreds of leaders who just wanted to get rid of whoever opposes them… And then there’s the endless lists of wars…wars fought on every continent, by every nation, for whatever reason, mostly over power and control, or just because kings and tyrants could do it. For the money, for the power, for the control. What a rush.
 
In our own time, we have seen a whole lot of undeclared wars. Because, when a war is undeclared, you can go on forever and ever in the undeclared war, sending troops, supplies, contractors, and your best men. If a war stops, so does the money needed to fight the wars. This is why we will NEVER leave the Middle East. It’s chess piece on the road to further corporate globalization. Have we left anywhere else? Nope.
 
That’s the main plan, though they always come up with “democracy” or elevating “poverty” or “It’s our moral duty.” to sell the war to the people. And it works, every single time.

This
time, we were attacked. Our government did not protect us. They claimed they had no idea! Why, no one saw THAT coming!
 
Even if you think the 9/11 conspiracy theories are all crap, the fact is, they were all very aware of the danger, and yet...did nothing.
 
Dereliction of duty doesn’t even come close to their incompetence; it was almost as if they wanted it to happen. Both parties…and the names of the guilty, have been around for all our lives.
 
So, the question we ask today, after North Korea proudly showed that they could launch a missile and hit us or Japan with a nuclear weapons... (thank you very much Mr. Clinton) …Just which historical point about mankind and mankind’s vast and historical proclivity for destruction does Barack Hussein Obama NOT get? Could he really be so naïve and stupid to believe that in millions of countries all over the world, men do NOT want to destroy us and watch us float up into a cloud of oblivion? Or is this just to gain some kind of political chess move? Is he building up a great nuclear arsenal, and secret weapons to protect us...out of sight? Is that where the TARP money really went? (Oh sure, we wish.)
 
Well, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt. Let’s say, he thinks he is just so important that he alone, by getting rid of the entire United States nuclear arsenal, that we will be appreciated by the Russians, the Chinese, the Iranians, and so, they will all just destroy theirs too, and we will all live happily ever after.
 
I too was once naïve. I was raised a Christian, and most religious people go by that law, “Do unto others, as you would have others do unto you.” So, you think growing up that as long as you’re “good” the other guy will be good back. Hey---I got by most of my life buying into that fool of a rule. I even passed it onto my son. He never started a fight. He was kind, and gentle.
 
Then one day, I glanced outside my window and there was a black boy of about eleven, kicking my son in the HEAD, (my son is white) He could have been brain damaged for life. A hate crime if ever there was one…but let’s not go there.
 
I ran outside and the black boy ran. My son said that, he and his friend were just playing ball in his front yard, and the kid came up and attacked him from behind. And you know what? I believed him, because I called the cops, and the boy admitted doing it, and his mother made him apologize…to the cop. My son only received a message from the cop saying, “He promises to never do it again.”
 
That black boy did not even know my son. He just felt like beating up a white kid.
 
So what kind of message does this tell us? We need Terminator mothers. And we also need Terminator Presidents to protect us, because the world is not a kinder, gentler place. If anything, it’s far more dangerous than it has ever been. Michelle’s nomination dress is proof of that.
 
So---once again---what part of--- I promise to protect and defend the American Constitution, so help me God.” does Barack Hussein Obama not understand?
 
He could care less. He is on a mission--a mission of his own-- to destroy America, and then become King of the World. With only a few weeks in the office, he has managed to put us o the road to do just that. All he needs is a little help from his comrades in North Korea, Iran, or China.
 
No wonder Obama got along so well with the Communists at the G-20 summit. With a comrade like Barack Obama, who needs a nuclear weapon when you've got a perfect polticial puke?
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Nobody Flashes MND--

Nobody's E-Mails on a Saturday Night: -unless you're a nobody like me. And since, due to our many politicians that should be sent out to sit on a lake while better men and women clean up their messes ( fat chance), I am, like many Americans at the moment..."economically challenged"--- I can't afford a secretary to go through my e-mail.
Anyway...LAST Saturday night, I decided, by talking to myself, that Saturday nights were a good night not to blog anything... Instead...I would put up a favorite e-mail from the week, just to share a thought or two.
 
This one was probably written by a man at MND...because I have to agree...women talk too waaaaaay too much. (Yes, it's a short joke about women talking too much.) Now, because I talk too much, I've spoiled the joke, which is why I can't tell jokes.
 
Anyway men...we can't help it. We are, as you know, wired that way. I find the simple thoughts contained in this joke's philosophy, and millions of men all over the world I'm sure would agree, a basic problem...that I must admit, being a women, I have a LOT of trouble with, because I talk too much. I'm a typical women.
 
It pays to know your weaknesses. I read that somewhere, and it's never done me any good.
 
For women like me...it seems the only cure, is for the man to go...do something, else for awhile. Hey, it works.
 
Anyway...have you noticed I can't stop talking? Has it dawned on my readers that that I just can't shut up? Why does this happen? Someone...pull my finger...go on...you tell me.
 
There is always the 90/10 percent rule...sooner or later something really special will come out. There is that ten percent chance...sometimes, you never know...What's bad is that you have to sit through the 90 percent before you get to the good stuff.
 
For instance, today I was talking so much that my husband and I kept going over and over something that had happened in the store..."you walked over THERE, and I walked over HERE"
 
"Yeah, I just said that."
 
 "I KNOW you just said that. I agree that you just said that."
 
 "You're not listening to me."
 
"That's because you're missing the whole point!"
 
"Remember, we just said that!?"
 
 "I went left, and then you went right."
 
"I know, we just said that...this happened before you went right!"
 
"I went to look for a flashlight bulb."
 
 "Well, how was I to know what you were doing. Did you say, "Hey, maybe I can find a flashlight bulb?I can't read your mind."
 
"Well, it's always my fault. "
 
"No it's MY fault."
 
So...if this sounds familiar, give yourself a beer, because it's been going on since Cleopatra told Anthony to park the boats on the right, and the whole fleet was burned. Leaving her to die in some old tomb by snakebite. Frankly, I don't believe that story, but there you go.
 
Okay FINALLY...the e-mail: Ole and Sven are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, drinking beer, when suddenly Sven says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'Ole sips his beer and says,
 
'Better think it over... ........women like that are hard to find.'

And there I go...I ruined it for you...a man would have just posted the picture and got on with his life... Let this be a lesson. Nobody Says: Don't sweat the small talk. When a woman stops talking, THEN you're in trouble. But then, you already knew that....yaya, ya da da da....
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Nobody Flashes Ping-Pong Tables

Nobody Flashes on a Friday Night:

I'm Spring cleaning. It's something my mother did, and her mother before her, and her mother before her, all the way back to the mud huts of Prussia. Or maybe even Rome, I'm not sure.

Anyway, you HAVE to wash your walls down, or you didn't do it right.

Tomorrow, I am going to clean my ping-pong table. I have a ping-pong table that's over thirty years old.

I think I'm going to paint it black, and eat all my meals on it, like this rich couple.

Come on...tell me someone did NOT pay for this table. And then had burgers in a suit and tie. As IF eating on a ping-pong table is going to make you want to buy it.

Do they do this in China? Somebody help me out here.

What planet are we on again?

Well, what can you expect. It's a New World Order, and we'd better all get use to eating our food on our old ping-pong tables I guess...because soon, it will be mandatory that you invite someone who isn't as fortunate as you over to dinner, and you'd better have that ping-pong table ready.

I'm putting this important possession right up there with getting myself new curlers. I want to look my best when my first "comrade" comes over.

 

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The NWO, New World Oligarchy

Nobody Wins:

Boy, are we F-&%$#$-ed.

Obama laughing it up with commies.

America going under the knife of commies.

And all the Conservatives and radio talk show hosts can do is talk about 2010...They think that Jeb Bush will come back and save the day!

"BOY, we'll get em' then."

By 2010, it will be too late.

The NEW WORLD ORDER OF CORPORATE FASCISTS NON-ELECTED KINGS OF THE WORLD WILL BE COMING SOON...They have just taken the rest of your life away with their NEW WORLD ORDER...

And to celebrate, we will get a new American Quarter with George Washington in Spanish!

Many are jumping ship. But the rest of us either have to get off the couch and fight...or accept that America, has been taken over by the "elite Marxists" call them whatever you want.

And some of us, will never get off the couch, after the high tax on cigarettes, dope will be cheaper.

Some of us will move to Texas, or we will be found hiding under our beds. But one thing is sure...if we don't fight for our own freedoms...then they will soon be all gone---they are moving in fast.

Mr. Adams? Calling Mr. Adams. Calling Mr. Adams...Mr. Adams...please send us some help.

 

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Helihotels, I-Pods, and Pigs in Lipstick

Nobody Cares: I would not be surprised if more than a few of these babies are parked secretly somewhere near London tonight.

Why rent a hotel room, when you can have your own flying hotel, complete with spa, yoga classes, and a tea garden...where you can go to relax with a cup of your favorite tea, and laugh about how you just put your arm around the Queen of England, and the old girl could not do a thing about it?

Or, you can spend time in the entertainment area, and talk about how the whole Congress is going to be wanting their very own transformed Soviet Mil V-12, because staying at the office is just not feasible anymore. Nancy of course, is first in line...

Now, I'm NOT saying that Obama has one of these...but give him time. For all the expense he causes the American people, it's no wonder he only gives the Queen an I-Pod.

I don't know about you, but for a man to give the Queen of England such a cheap gift as an I-Pod, when he spends millions on his own luxury, not to mention, loading the American people with future debts we can never repay...

Well, let's just say "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."

In this case, it's true.

Or, in this Nobody's Opinion: "Trash is trash, black or white."

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