Posted by
Joyanna Adams on Thursday, April 23, 2009 9:58:43 AM
Nobody Cares:
Yesterday was Earth Day, and as we see here, Al Gore came out of the closet and came into the green light to save the planet.
Yes, Al Gore,…has added another fine suggestion for us all. In order to save the planet, he suggests encouraging all men and women to become gay. And since gays don't reproduce...it will thereby reduce the population and there will be less terrible people who just sit around getting fat, thereby having to drive big cars to haul their fat, and then having lots of fat kids who will of course eat up the planet's ozone.
This is actually the new economic plan in a nutshell. Less people, means more money that will not have to be given out to health care....because let's face it...the Medicare money that was supposed to be locked box, is now buried in giant vaults deep in Al Gore's bunker, and hidden deep in zip-lock bags beneath the freezers of Barney Frank's storage of Philly's New York Hot Dogs. Two men, on a mission. Barney Frank, to his credit, came into red light green money save-the-planet district long ago.
Al Gore is saving the planet...so go Gay Green . Let’s keep the earth free of more pesky people.
Remember, as the History Channel reminds us....the planet will be just fine when people finally die off. (Pearls courtesy of Caroline Kennedy, from the Jackie collection, found at fine stores everywhere, in affordable recycled Gay Green plastic.)