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Waterboarding Anglo-Saxons

Nobody Knows: There was much disturbance in the G20 meetings recently, when Mr. Sarkozy, the newly elected French leader who, not too long ago, adored President George W. Bush so much, he rented a cabin next to the Bush’s compound up in Maine, just so that he could party with the Bush’s on his James Bondest speedboats, no doubt paid for by the American people.

But not anymore
.
 
He has released the derisive news that he thinks the world’s problems have all been caused by those mean and cruel…Anglo-Saxons. Evidently he is trying to get in good with OUR newly elected African-American, President. (Who secretly is half Anglo-Saxon.) He is also probably trying to gain a few points with Iran, now that he has found out that our newly elected African President will not protect France anymore.
 
This is unlike the behavior of Anglo-Saxons who, by the way, saved the very country he is now lucky enough to be ruling, quite some time ago.
 
On the other hand, the Jews, upon hearing this news, can now finally get some well deserved release from always being the hated race.
 
Anglospherephobia (fear of Anglo-Saxons) is spreading like wildfire. And I’m here to tell you…we must be careful because…we... are being water-boarded.
 
Yes, it’s true.
 
I’m an Anglo-Saxon, with blue eyes, and my ancestors are from Wales originally, and I have been water- boarded.
 
Don’t laugh, I almost drowned.
 
It happened at my local hospital. My doctor said it was an easy procedure. He was just going to put a camera down into my lungs and…look around. In fact, he said I could watch the TV monitor TOO! Well, heck--- I wanted to see what my lungs looked like, I thought---WHAT fun!
 
My doctor was kind. Unlike some water-boarding, the doctor drugs you so that you don’t swallow his expensive camera.
 
There I was…watching the trip of the camera down my throat…I confess…I confess!”
 
We are now passing the thorax--- there’s your great divide!” said my doctor. (Okay, I can’t remember the word he used, but let’s just say there’s a fork in the road, and one goes to the stomach, the other goes to the lungs. God, likes those kind of things, that’s why he designed nipples.)
 
Then we got to my lungs…and they were pink!
 
Wow, nice and pink and healthy! Just like they should be!” said the doctor. I wanted to ask him why he sounded so surprised. Did I look like an ex-hippy who had smoked just too many joints to him? Do other people’s lungs look horrible? But, I couldn’t talk. Then, it happened. He started spraying water in my lungs, and I started to gag…drugs or no drugs, I think I left deep impressions on the handle chair.
NO FAIR! The camera had a hose on it, and with the flick of a finger, he was sprinkling me like he was watering his pegonias in his backyard.
He didn’t tell me he was going to torture me. I couldn’t breathe. I actually didn’t think I would live. I had NO control.
 
Yes, I know, you can’t breathe, you’re gagging, it’s normal.”
 
He had to spray me over six times…by the sixth time, I looked up at him like… “Are you enjoying this?”
 
I was also thinking…”How many guys have gotten up and punched him in the nose?”
 
But, being the brave Anglo-Saxon that I am, (We are a brave lot you know.) I withstood the torture with great dignity. I pretended I was just having a root canal.
 
Yes, I was technically, water-boarded. I know what it feels like. And I’m sure, all over this country, many thousands of Anglo Saxons are being water- boarded in hospitals all over the country, every single day.
 
In this case, it can save lives. In the other cases, it has save lives, according to ones who know.
 
I lived through my water-boarding…and I was thinking. If I had to choose between suffering an hour of water-boarding, or knowing that my family, my life’s saving, and my beloved country would no longer exist? I would choose water-boarding, no contest. Not even close. That’s the Anglo-Saxon in me.
 
So, Mr. Sarkozy? How about you?
 
Now, having said that, since many people all over the world, coming out of the closet and blaming all Anglo-Saxons for the mess that has ruined the world, I decided to ask you to take a survey… If you had to choose between water boarding Barney Franks, or Mr. Sarkosky…who would you pick? Take the survey...and give me YOUR nobody opinon...really, go ahead.
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Who would YOU water-board?

Who Would you water-board: Barney Frank or Mr. Sarkozy?
Barney Frank, because you would find out if he also lisps when he gags.
Mr. Sarkozy, because you'd like to see his wife scream.
Water-boarding is not the answer to France
All Anglo-Saxons should invade France and just end water-boarding.
Water-boarding with Beer and Wine could solve all problems in the world.
Let's just invade France and get it over with.
pollcode.com free polls
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Peacocks Aren't Perfect

Nobody Perfect: It's official...the Peacocks are here.

Today, for the first time in American History, a President of the United States took over one of our biggest corporations, fired the CEO, and demanded that from now on, all companies and people in the United States will go by HIS command.

Okay, so he didn't exactly get to the rest of us yet, but he will.

So, therefore, Michelle is definitely going to need an upgrade from her "Blood-Stain of the Slaves" nomination dress, to this newest royal cascade fit for a Peacock Queen, married to the Biggest Peacock King ever graced the face of the earth...next to Napoleon...made of course from thousands of peacocks feathers.
Peta won't care. Peacocks are not on their list!

Frankly, I can't WAIT to see her in this.

Then, I suggest that for her visit to Africa, she wear this $30 million dollar dress, made up entirely of diamonds, where she can show off her very fine arms and armpits. Show the world that the United States is just fine, thank you very much. And also that she supports the hard-working efforts that the Africans are doing digging all day long...in the heat...just for her.
 
Africans need jobs too you know, it's all part of the Obama Peacock Stimulus Plan.

And last, but not least, when she finally gets back to her Kingdom, the citizens request that we get to see her in this very chic, hot off the Paris runway...Vampire dress!

Because, sometimes, you just have to be honest, Michelle. How else are we going to trust you? I suggest getting the girls matching vampire outfits too, that would be adorable.

As for Dad? Well, a peacock robe...for those romantic nights out on the Dubai town!

And as a special gesture of thanks....just send replica's of that old nomination dress to all the CEO's of AIG.

 Becauase, after all, even though many women can be peacocks... 

There can be only ONE Queen, so go ahead...make us proud.
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Nobody Has a "Peanut Butter Conspiracy Theory"

Nobody’s Opinion: Remember the Mel Gibson’s movie Conspiracy Theory? Where Mel played an x-CIA gook named Jerry, who had been trained to be an assassin, and was sent to kill Julia Robert’s Dad, who was a judge, but he didn’t because he saw her as a little girl, and changed his mind? Remember, everyone thought he was a nut? What does this have to do with peanut butter, you might ask?
 
Well, if you have a fine conspiratorial mind such as mine, plenty.
 
Here we--- (or just let me go there myself, you read and laugh, or spit, whatever, pick at that hangnail…) go
 
Last week, on Fox News, Machio Kaku (the ice-skating, physicist) reported that IF the United States was just passed by a huge comet, it COULD play havoc with the Earth’s magnetic systems. All electrical grids would shut down. Cars, computers, hairdryers, stoves, Nintendo games, and also my brand new sonic-electric toothbrush which I am sure is making my teeth rot faster…everything will just stop cold. And most upsetting of all…our sewer systems would all stop working.
 
I have trouble picking up after my dogs.
 
Machio said it might take years for the United States to recover. This was very upsetting coming from the professor, because in my conspiratorial mind…he only talked about the United States, as if we would be the only ones affected, which of course, is not exactly very scientific thinking coming from such a giant of scientific thinking, therefore...the...what?
 
While he was saying this, Michelle Obama was planting crops in the White House lawn.
 
Okay, fast forward a few days to the Sci- Fi cable channel, the only channel where the earth is destroyed every other second just to entertain us. Saturday they ran three doomsday movies in a row…and in every movie everybody ran to hide underground. Hmmmm…Have you noticed the History Channel has been having a whole series of programs telling you where ALL the underground tunnels and caves on the earth are?
 
Have you also noticed that none of them have peanut butter?
 
Anyway, the third and biggest Sci-Fi movie called Polar Storm, as if right on a Kaku cue, was a movie about a comet hitting the earth and causing a polar magnetic reversal. Pretty heavy stuff, but once again…all electronics shut down. The earth would be destroyed. If you have a pace-maker, you will have to rip it out.
 
So, it’s Sunday, and tonight we read that Obama is taking every single person that works for his government to England. All 200,000 of them. All his favorite people are going, along with 200 bodyguards, and bullet-proof everything..just in case he isn’t as popular as he thinks. Michelle is taking eight helpers just for her alone. They are also taking ALL the kitchen cooks, their hairdressers, their…many helicopters, Camp David, and probably Stevie Wonder, and Stevie Wonder's hairdresser, cause God knows---he needs one.
 
Now, stay with me…last week, we had seventeen Navy battleships waiting to shoot down N. Korea’s innocent satellite shot into the sky. Iran can now make the same shot. And today, I found out that my favorite meal at Red Lobster went up twelve dollars! I thought I was in New York. I was waiting for Frank Sinatra to start singing, at my table. Sorry, (that has nothing to do with peanut butter.)
 
Okay, I KNOW he's dead, but for that price, they should resurrect him.
 
So, think of how my conspiracy took hold tonight when I read that Newt Gingrich thinks that we are in grave danger of Iran or N. Korea launching a nuclear attack, above the United States, causing an EMP blackout…which would knock out everything, but leave the buildings intact, so that we could still grow our Michelle gardens. But millions of us would die because we could not get food.

Now...
, here it is....

My "Peanut Butter Will Save The World" Conspiracy Theory:
 
Peanut butter just took a BIG hit. A factory here in the United States knowingly let a big bad infected patch of it get out, lots of people got sick, and way too many died of food poisoning. We all threw out our peanut butter. And what do people buy the most of and store for emergencies? You got it…peanut butter.
 
The G-20 has a lot of members who think that the planet is crowded. So, if the United States gets hit by an EMP, Machio Kaku could come on Fox and say it was a comet, not Iran or North Korea that hit us, so that Americans would not panic or get angry at Bill Clinton for giving them that technology in the first place…
 
Wait--- nobody knows that. (*Unless you're one that keeps up on these things...)
 
Millions would die, saving our government lots of money, and therefore all this spending means nothing…because, no one will have to pay back anything, we’ll be destroyed!
 
But if you can find a tunnel, with some safe peanut butter, you might survive to grow Michelle’s garden.
 
Now…wasn’t that a lot more fun than listening to Geithner say one more time how great everything was going to be someday?
 
As I write this, I believe Secretary Geithner is still in the United States. Seems Obama left him here.
 
I hope he has lots of peanut butter saved up, and a nice bank vault to crawl into.
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Nobody Continues to Flash On a Saturday Night

Nobody Is Flashing YOU on a Saturday Night...put your drink down for a minute, and enjoy this:
 
 
Confession...I'm VERY lazy this Saturday night. After all, I watched the whole world be destroyed three times today on Sci-Fi. It was exhausting. 
 
So, here's MY favorite e-mail that I received this week from my friend ANT, who is at this very moment, teaching drunken students somewhere in South Korea.
 
I think I'm just going to post my favorite e-mail messages from the week on Saturday night. Why not? By Saturday night, I'm brain dead. AND...life is short, just ask Kenny.
 
It's all about the economy, Jews, and Margarita Machines, which I must admit, someone in my close personal family actually bought one, right in front of my eyes.
 
It's one of South Park's cleaner ones...which is good.  If you haven't seen it, then it's worth the time.
 
Anyway, this nobody hopes that everyone has a really great Margarita Sunday! See you on Monday.
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Tonight...Give a Hand To Your Liberal Friend

Nobody's Fool: Here we see the response we all knew (at least those of us that pay attention) was bound to happen.

A first democratic reaction due to Obama's biggest betrayal.

Upon hearing that the savior of the world, Obama---the man that was going to end all violence in the world, by using his wit, charm, talking ability, and swagger...the man that was voted in with breathless anticipation...causing leg palpitations, and salivating press agents...

Had a press conference of his own today where he sounded just like...dare I say it?

President George W. Bush.

Millions of Democrats across the nation are at home tonight, and not feeling all too well. Pepto's stock will go sky high on Monday.

Yes, Obama lied to his many fans. He actually said the same exact words that were said after 9.11! About how dangerous our enemy is! How the most important job he has is protecting the American people...so we must continue fighting them...over there.

He is sending more troops and more money!

Oh MY GOD...what happened?

President Obama, was telling the whole world this morning that he was not only going to send more troops into Afghanistan, but Pakistan as well, along with billions of more taxpayer's money! And what the heck...we need to built all their hospitals, schools and roads too, he said, otherwise...what's the point?

It's the only way to remain safe from another attack.

For one brief moment...Obama was George W. Bush. It was pretty scary.

Meanwhile, in the town of Belleville, Illinois, the school is sinking, but the kids CAN have a great time jumping over all the cracks. And they will need new schools in Fargo, North Dakota, but they can wait. The kids in Pakistan need schools...NOW.

Well, at least that's the good liberal news.

But....hey! Didn't Obama promise to bring all the soldiers home? Will there be one liberal in the press that will even have the tenacity to get their head up out of the toilet and point out that Obama is actually beefing up Bush's war?

Will Rosie O'Donnell be able to stand herself?

Tonight is the night, that I would advise anyone who has a liberal Obama supporter friend...not to let them drive. Make them give you the keys. Give them a shoulder to cry on. In fact, make them walk home.

As we can see by the picture...this poor Democrat just couldn't handle the news any longer.

Nevertheless, this nobody suggests that on Monday morning, when you talk to your liberal friend...be sure to say..

"I told you so."

Maybe next time, they will think before they drink and vote.

 

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The Smoke is in Your Obama Bong Eyes

Nobody Wins: He made a joke about it…Obama. He joked about it at his “fake” town hall meeting. It was the perfect set-up…so he could deny what he really wants to do…what he plans to do…and very shortly. George Soros be proud.
 
The joke is not a joke…legalizing marijuana is not a joke. Not to me. Not to the millions of people who have lost children, husbands, and dear friends to the horrible habit of smoking “grass.”
 
Ask my neighbor down the street whose son was shot in the head in downtown St. Louis, last year because he wanted a bag. Ask my neighbor across the street, whose son who smokes every single day and can’t keep a job.
 
Grass is not a joke.
 
Of course, Hillary set the stage…perfectly. Americans have an “insatiable demand for drugs” said the woman who, if witnesses are to believed, shared many a joint with her future ruler and partner in crime, Bill Clinton. while they were in college. Once again, it’s OUR fault that the drug lords are killing and cutting off heads.

Right
.
 
Our great unionized public schools let the kids sell drugs in the hallway. The teachers all watch. They look away. How do I know this? Because the teachers have told me.
 
Obama’s town hall set up the discussion, so that he could laugh and deny… so that the rest of the day, on CNN, on all the news networks we could “talk” about how we really should legalize drugs. it's the only way...
 
I’m really getting sick of this “media” brainwashing…done to make you think…that it’s the people that want this, it’s a clever ploy. They have the whole day planned out, who will say what, and when, and how. Obama will say this, Hillary will go to Mexico… it will come out on the same day. And the night before a very special program on M-13 will be shown to scare us all. Not a coincidence. Hollywood be proud. My goodness, another crisis to be used to further the programs, how timely. How wonderfully convenient.
 
Once again, Hillary set the stage…”neither interdiction of drugs nor reducing demand has been successful” What else is there? Legalization!
 
Well, according to my local mayor, marijuana is not as bad as alcohol. Tell that to Michael, my first love. My first boyfriend. We were engaged. His family said he should grow up first and go serve in Vietnam before we got married. So…off he went. He joined. He came back, barely able to speak a decent sentence. A young man who loved to read, who loved to think, had smoked so much grass over there that his brain was literally damaged beyond repair.
 
Grass is a despicable drug. I know---I was a musician who worked with too many stoned musicians for years. It makes you really, really, stupid. Alcohol, can be addicting, that’s true. But it doesn’t destroy as many frontal lobe cells as grass. Did legalizing alcohol get rid of alcoholics? No…do the numbers.
 
But most people aren’t alcoholics; they can drink on the weekends, and still get up and function on Monday. But with grass….no. The people I know who started smoking never got off the stuff. They do it every day of their lives; they say it “relaxes” them. And because grass relaxes, they went on to coke, or crack. And the ones who smoke every day?
 
They really don't have much to say...about anything.
 
Well, what about drunk drivers? Is there a test for stoners driving? Nope. Probably never will be.
 
Anyway...if I were a government trying to introduce a corporate/fascist/state to the most successful democracy in history, I’d want them “relaxed” too. 
 
Will legalizing drugs stop the violence? Will M-13 stop killing people?
 
Legalize grass…they will just sell heroin and cocaine... No, there will be just a lot more people so stoned they won’t know what’s going on. Not to mention the tax revenue they will get off of it.
 
Obama laughed. The laughing messenger…of a slow and painful George Soros planned socialistic death.
 
Close the border. Expel the kids who sell drugs in the hallways. Ban cell phones from all prisons and schools. Put some Vietnam Vets on TV and let them tell how drugs ruined their lives. Bring men back into being married and fathers. Stop this “single mothers” promotion…put the kids in state-controlled schools where the state can control their every thought, crap. Destroy the family, and the kids do drugs.
 
I broke up with Michael. It broke my heart to see his brain destroyed. He tried to get me into his drug world…I walked into a room where Michael and his friends were all shooting up one day, just by chance, and knew he was lost. I’m lucky those guys were too stoned to catch me. I have no idea what happened to that gentle good soul.
 
And Obama laughed.
 
Well, Obama smokes cigarettes, and by his low weight, I’d say he smokes a good two packs a day. I wonder what else he’s smoking?
Go ahead and legalize it Obama. It might finally wake people up to what you are doing.
 
(Sorry, some subjects just don't make me want to make up jokes...and this is one of them.)
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Nobody Cares About England's Good Men

Nobody Cares: Here we go: two good stories coming out of England about two amazing men...

One man made some remarkable comments being seen all over the world on Youtube... made to the, at the time, laughing Gordon Brown, by this guy...Daniel Hannon.

A man who not only would make a wonderful future leader for Britain, but also one that shows the world just how easy it is to speak eloquently without having to use a TelePrompter..something that our American President has failed to figure out. His speech could be given to our Congress and President, and it would fit them both perfectly.

So...I suggest we put Daniel's speech on TWO giant flat-screen videos, one facing the White House and one facing the Capital. Yes, play Daniel's message 24/7 at the volume of a small rock concert.

Just let it play over and over and over and over...until they get it.

After all, Janet Reno tortured with blasted music at Waco. I don't see why we can't give them all a reminder that they are really messing up our lives...do you? They would consider it torture, but if they snapped and left the government, then it just might save some lives.
 
Mix in a few Rush Limbaugh and Hannity radio broadcasts just for fun.
(Okay, I dream---but...it's a nice thought, isn't it?) If they can suggest that men and their families should be attacked at AIG...then many of them deserve it. Someone could make sure that Barney Frank's window is kept open...
And this other man who works at a zoo in the UK...gives us another uplifting moment.

His name is Tim Rowland, and he has taken over the most important job of nursing this little darling of a girl named Margaret...

Margaret was so tiny at birth, she was having trouble reaching "mum" and as we can see from Margaret's beautiful brown eyes, she is in excellent hands.

This nobody thinks it may be silly and trite, but this is exactly the thing we should do right now..find the good men and women and praise them with our loudest voices all over the world...

And finding two men in England made my little nobody day...

Amfortas...talk to me!

 

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What If They Gave a NEW WORLD ORDER and Nobody Came?

David Icke Website - Home (Take a visit to the video...)

Nobody Knows:
What's going on? We go from one bailout, to a TARP, to another bailout, to billions of dollars worth of pork, to bailing out car companies, to bailing out their suppliers, to bailing out newspapers, to bailing out bonuses for big CEO's, to deficits of trillions that if stretched out in one-hundred dollar bills would stretch outside the Milky Way, to suggested Obama brown-shirts , to instigation of class warfare, to everyone losing their pensions, to major retail stores shutting down, to drug wars on our borders, to a possible WWIII starting in the middle East, and our boys right in the middle of it, to China threatening to toss out the dollar, with the help of Great Britain and France, to Sweden becoming a Muslim nation, to a made-up green revolution to control our every habit, to a President grabbing control of all private industry and banks, to sweet words to ruthless dictators with dreams of Holocaust, to snotty remarks about the disabled, to millions being laid off, to vacant homes, to a new plane for the down and out Nancy Pelosi....and the "green" revolution tells us that England must reduce it's population to just 30 million... And NOBODY goes after the guy who says it?
 
What?
 
Is it because they want ALL people to die off, not just the Jews? Is it because it's an equal opportunity extermination that makes it all so...respectable?
 
And tonight, the President of the "free" country of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, came out and "permitted" the people on his picked list to ask him very staged questions, while he looked at a big screen, like the puppet he is, and delivered the same old, reassuring messages that he has been saying over and over for weeks.
 
If you listened to him, everything in the world was going to be just fine...children.
 
"No...you are just going into the shower...it's a shower after you're long trip. Men and boys to the right...women and girls to the left, leave all your jewelry and luggage outside the door, they will be giving back to you when you come out of the shower...in line now...be quiet please...you then will be served lunch. "
 
They played a program about the ten biggest crimes in history tonight on the cable channels, but they left off the biggest one ever committed. The trillions of dollars stolen from the American People, right out from under their nose. But don't worry if you have to work till you die...you will be paid a decent "volunteer" salary and never lack for food stamps.
 
I was watching this David Icke post tonight, while Obama was talking about the G-20 on TV...and as crazy as it seems, the fact that so many of our leaders have been telling us for years what they are going to do, is coming home.
 
Many of us have just thought that the "New World Order" mantra was just a nice phrase like-- "Shower the people with love" because we just can't believe how a small amount of elite men and women could take control of billions of lives...or even want to for that matter.
 
After the Holocaust, who would do such a thing?
 
And will they insist on chipping us? Well, not too long ago I would have been shocked to see camera's go up everywhere. Not too long ago I was shocked to learn that I could no longer deposit my own husband's paycheck, a bank who had known me for over thirty years.. without him near.
 
Whole industries collapsed all at once...what are the odds?  
 
So, if even a little of this new "chipped" society comes about there IS only one thing to do... Don't riot, but unite, and simply, do not comply.
 
The President of Princeton recently said that the intelligent design theory had no proof whatsoever. I suggest she pray on that. This time, it will be more than just Americans at the tea parties... They might be having them all over the world.
 
They want globalization? Well...they might get it, and that's when billions of people on the earth might say..
 
 What have we got to fear, but fear itself?
 
Or in the words of John Lennon, a man the elites so love to idolize..."What if they gave an New World Order and nobody came?"
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Nobody Flashes Solitare

Nobody Flashes: I posted a piece last night, as is my usual folly, and this morning, I found it, burried deep in my arhives, but it won't publish..
 
So in order to try again, here I am...playing solitare, which is what I have to do every day because it takes that long for my computer to warm up...otherwise it crashes.
 
As you know...crashing is not good. Soo
 
Testing....testing...1,2,4,8 ...who do we appreciate?
 
 
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Beam Me Up And Don't Pee On My Leg

Nobody’s Opinion: Two of my favorite “hero’s" fell from my nobody grace today. One was William Shatner---the actor who entertained us all for so many great years as Captain Kirk, and the other was Judge Judy.
 
I hate it when that happens.
 
William Shatner and Judge Judy---if you compare them side by side they have a lot in common. Both rebels with a cause; both famous from shooting in-your-face zingers from the hips: both big stars with bigger than life ego’s, and in that I mean, I’ve never witnessed either one of them out of their own dominating character. They say what they think, and damn the torpedo’s with attitudes as refreshing and American as mom’s meat loaf.
 
Until now---the torpedo’s which were once dead on the mark are now veering left---big time.
 
Let’s start with Judge Judy. I’ve read several of her books. The lady rules a lot of common sense, and she has the experience to back it up. The little feisty lady came on the scene like a red-headed pit-bull--- BOOM! Don’t talk over her! It’s her courtroom! Shut-up!
 
But this weekend I saw that Judge Judy was being interviewed on Larry King, and she was just about to go off when she said, what I considered to be a big “kiss-up” to the liberal media, and that's when she blew it…with me.
 
Larry was asking her about “gays” with that puppy-dog look of how horribly Larry thought they are all mistreated… and Judge Judy said, that she thought that the younger generation was really fine with “gay” marriages, and all things gay, because they were used to “gays.” It was the older generation that was having a hard time with it.
 
Well, duh. I wonder why?
 
Technically, it was an innocent and very well-worded remark…if you didn’t count the way she said it. As if the older generation was all wrong for being against gay marriages: and teaching children that “gay” sex is normal and that every gay is a good person. Of course, she, the wise and OZ-like Judge Judy, was very hip and with the younger generation. She might as well said to Larry, “Don’t worry, as soon as the baby boomers die off, there will be no more problems…gays will be half the population, and everyone will think it’s very normal--and you know I believe that’s the right thing for our population.”
 
And as your daddy would say Judy, Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”
 
Being an “older” entertainer, I’ve counted many gay people as my friends. BUT--- this saying that the whole population of America is after gays, and out to destroy them as a sort of “rare and dangerous” species, is just a big, fat, lie.
 
It’s the old government coming into our lives and taking one group of people and giving them special status over another group of people…or ELSE. They are telling our children about the “gay” sexual life in our public schools before they’ve even learned to tie their shoe laces. That’s tyranny. Actually, it’s child abuse.
 
Nevertheless, Judge Judy accepts gay marriage as normal, so either she has not thought out all the ramifications of this social engineering of whole populations with relentless gay propaganda, or she figured she’d better get with the Obama program before she lost her job to a Lesbian judge.
 
Either way…I don’t like pee on my leg, so she won’t miss me.
 
Now, in regards to William Shatner: I watched Boston Legal for the first time today, and found out that William plays a gay lawyer, who by all accounts is the still lovable character that we all knew and loved, but nevertheless a gay man, who, is rich and snobby, and that’s why his gay lawyer lover friend adores him so.
 
Please…beat me…bring out the whips.
 
Okay…just how many homosexuals are there in our population? Last time I checked it was about…one or two percent? So tell me again WHY they think we want to hear about gay lovers and all the excitement in their “bedroom” in our few hours of relaxation?
 
The last comment on Boston Legal between Shatner and his gay lover was "Oh, who's bedroom shall we go tonight?"
Like we should care?
 
But Bill doesn’t just stop with being gay, oh no… he goes on to explore galaxies quite unknown to his usual very masculine, testosterone driven persona. The story line of Boston Legal this afternoon covered all the necessary talking points: rich vs. poor, (Rich are horrible, poor are wonderful and mistreated) the immigration problem because a Spanish Lady had her son kidnapped (so we all felt great sympathy to the poor Spanish mother of course) and a rich woman lawyer puts her whole career on the line to help her: a corrupt priest who was hiding a child molester, and then…a final vision of William Shatner hitting pictures of Jane Fonda with a paint gun. The little “catch” to make us all adore him…the gay Archie Bunker of Boston.
 
And that’s the problem I’m having with all this. Too many of our movies, and television programs are putting social and communistic themes onto our favorite stars, and some of these stars have been mostly conservative. Just the other day: on Supernatural…out of nowhere…one of the 'demon’ hunters (they hunt “demons”) said that Joe the Plumber was a d----e bag. Really. Here’s a fantasy about two guys that go around and kill devils and witches with salt and silver bullets, and they have to bash poor Joe the Plumber?
 
What? Are the writers running out of vampires?
 
Maybe Judge Judy and Williams Shatner feel they have no choice. If entertainers want to work at all, and keep up their expensive lifestyles, they are going to have to say what the producers want them too…and the producers are mostly Obama lovers…and every sitcom is filled with all the program messages of the Obama communistic administration. They have, after all, big bills to pay, but still…
 
I’m tired of losing hero’s, because every American hero we lose, even if they are just fictional, is just another one we have to find, and we saw what they did to Sarah Palin.
 
So... Judge Judy can go pee on Larry King’s leg as much as she wants…and as for William Shatner? Well, I don’t’ think Boston Legal is going to miss me…The enterprise of watching Captain Kirk explore his gay legal partner sexually is just not very exciting to this nobody, no matter how much he shoots his paint gun. Too bad Scottie can’t beam us all up...to another galaxy...far away...

Wait
...George Lucas is gay too...when is Harry Potter coming out of the closet?
 
Spider-man? Superman?
 
I've had enough.
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Sniper Flash

Nobody Flashes on a Saturday Night
I usually take Saturday night off, but I just got this in an e-mail...(From my very LIBERAL American friend) and I just wanted to share it with everybody. Hope you like it, as much as I did...see you on Monday!


A Story with a Happy Ending!

This nineteen-year-old ex-cheerleader (now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper) was watching a road that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target (i.e., she shot him).
 
Turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a US patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers.
 
The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards. She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot went through his butt and into the bomb which detonated; he was blown to pieces.
 
The Air Force made a motivational poster of her: (Folks, that's a shot 25 yards longer than seven football fields!) And the last thing that came out of his mouth..was..his a-s!
 
 
 
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Mandatory Slave Labor...BE READY!

Nobody Wins: Upon hearing that Obama was going to be soon starting his mandatory slave labor "community service programs for all citizens" signed into law by another one of his famous "Olympic" black African American Pens...

Skippy and his brother Pippy, immediately started doing heavy exercising and heart pumping workouts in order to be ready when their President calls for their service.

And believe me---if I get a call from Obama saying that I HAVE to serve the community...I'm sending these guys in my place, they will be in much better shape.

It's the least I can do for my country.
 
Come on folks...you have GOT to be kidding.
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It's the First Day of Spring, and THAT means...

BASEBALL!

Nobody Flashes! In the mist of all this horribly bad news...let us not forget that today is the very first day of spring!

We have SO much to look forward to!

 

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Put On Your Lifejackets...

Nobody Knows; Well…now you know.
 
As the old saying goes, it’s as plain as the nose on your face. Here’s what they did:
 
They printed up a Congressional “budget” book, with so many gargantuan pages to read--- pages that if stretched out would probably equal the length of the wall of China, or if you dropped it on your foot, you’d break both legs---then gave everyone in Congress a little over 24-hours to read it because the President and Nancy Pelosi refused to give anyone any more time to even look at it….even though it was probably the most important document since our Constitution because of the horrible collapse of our whole economic system…
 
And they did this on purpose to give all the politicians plausible deniability of blame. “No, we didn’t read it, there wasn’t time, but I had to sign it or else the world as we know it would have ended…so said Obama. It’s wasn’t MY fault.”
 
This of course, now has given every politician in Washington a pass card as the government doles out the final destruction of our financial hopes and dreams. Not our fault, says Barney Franks, it’s those horrible CEO’s.
 
Our thugs in Congress have committed the most horrendous crime on the citizens of America, since the country began...and they don’t want you to get mad at them for taxing you and your family into oblivion, so they got a few CEOs to take the blame. What’s a little heat when at the end of the day you walk home with $44 million dollars?
 
Today, nobody is screaming about what Obama and his thugs are doing, they are screaming about AIG…and the big bonuses of Wall Street. They’ve taken your every anger cell and directed it away from the main characters.
 
Gee…most of the money which AIG got from us is going to….Germany? Billions and BILLIONS! (40?) More bailout money is going to Germany and foreign countries than to the United States? But we are mad about the AIG CEOs getting paid…$163 million? And this is why they needed the US taxpayer to bail out the banks? Germany? Will we get free beer?
 
Obama today said, gee folks, I just learned about these bonuses on Thursday. He was just so busy playing basketball and setting up the next Wednesday night White House party.
 
Oh…so I guess Obama did not see the article in Vanity Fair…you know, the March issue where he is on the cover and his WHOLE CABINET got their historical pictures taken by the great, but now mansion poor, Annie Leibovitz? Guess not.
 
And since he did not want to see that picture of himself on the cover, then he missed the article which listed who got bonuses at AIG, and was going to get them. It was laid out there in plain English.
 
Oh wait….Obama only reads a teleprompter.
 
If Vanity Fair had all the statistics, why didn’t the White House? Gee…every single person working for Obama had their picture in that magazine…you would have thought someone in his cabinet would have read the article about Wall Street bonuses? I mean, it’s not like CEO’s grabbing big bailout bonuses is anything new.
 
Today, the CEO of AIG appeared before Congress to say that he will “ask” all the people who got bonuses to give half of the money back. He’ll ask…how nice of him.
 
And somehow bonuses have morphed into salaries. Just rename them. Ya gotta love it.
 
And gee, what a coincidence that tonight Obama is appearing on David Letterman? And gee…what a coincidence that for the first time in my knowledge, short of a 9/11 attack, Obama broke into a major news broadcast to show himself speaking live in California, and how adored he is. “Hey, I will take the blame, we must stop all this bickering.” he said standing tall. The applause in the room in California was overwhelming.
 
What a man---can I throw up now?
 
Here’s what Obama would have discovered had he read the magazine that he was on the front of: Billions upon billions of taxpayer money has very expediently been given with full Congressional approval (stuck somewhere in page 3,400000. of the budget book that nobody read) to; Merrill Lynch, Goldman Sachs, AIG, Morgan Stanley, Citigroup, Well Fargo, J.P. Morgan, Bank of America…all the CEOs, like the rich men running to the first boats of the Titanic, they have been greedily filling their pockets and jumping in, pushing men, women, and children into the water.
 
AIG is now owned by our government, who will sell it off to the highest foreign bidder.
 
The CEO of AIG, Mr. Liddy, today also had plausible deniability…”I would not have given out those bonuses had I been here.” he said.
 
Gee…and who put him in charge? Obama’s treasury department---and to make him look more honest, he is working for $1.00 a year.
 
That’s a nice touch, don’t you think?
 
His predecessor, Martin Sullivan, got to leave with a $47 million severance package for destroying AIG.
 
I’d leave too.
 
You know, I’m getting pretty tired of seeing big financial money people sit around roundtables saying, “I don’t know what happened?” The average American sees what has happened, and they are plenty mad. Call it what you will: slight of hand, the great Congress Federal Reserve Ponsi scheme, or just plain raping of the millions of hard working Americans...it’s beyond enough criminality for a revolution: and they know it.
 
At least when President Bush “lied” about the war in Iraq, 17 other nations “lied” with him---Obama just found out about the AIG bonus last week, which is a lie that is so transparent that even his own children would know it.
 
And President Bush says Obama is doing a fine job.
 
 So, now you know. They are all in the same boat.
 
Put on your lifejackets.
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