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Obama, Grammy's, and Pregnant Bees

Nobody’s Opinion: Guess what? Did you ever go through some old papers and find a real gem? Something that brought back a memory that was forgotten because it was so, well---typical?
 
While I was watching the Grammy’s tonight, and trying to clean up my office, I ran across this picture of me, drawn by a really fabulous and talented guitar player named Glenn Fink, in the year 1977. I had a big crush on Glenn at the time, but Glenn looked on me more like a real buddy.
 
I was the drummer in a five-piece band at the time. Glenn played guitar, just like Jeff Beck. He was also the reason I became a better drummer.
 
That man could play. He was also…gay. (At least that’s what my dad thought.) He loved low voices on women…he always talked about it. I don’t know---men and women didn’t talk about their sexual proclivities at the time. We had something called privacy back then, which meant, you respected each person you worked with enough not to ask about what they did with their  “private” lives. That made everything so much easier, for both gays and straights, or so I thought.
 
Anyway, our little band was on the road at the time, and this was drawn in my hotel room, somewhere in the Midwest. I was lying on the bed watching, as you can sort of make out, the Nixon-Frost interviews on T.V. Like most kids of my generation, I hated Nixon.
 
As you can see, Glenn was also a decent artist. A good artist can capture emotions, and character, and boy, did he capture my essence in just a few seconds. I walk around most of the time with that look on my face… in disbelief of the absurdity of almost everything that happens. It’s not that I’m surprised…it’s just that...I can’t stop being amazed!
 
I swear, if Glenn was at my house tonight he would have found this very same exact look on my face while I was watching some girl on the Grammy’s sing, “I kissed a Girl and I Liked It!” All the while, she was dancing around big blown-up strawberries and bananas (What the heck did THAT mean?) while really sexy women dressed up in white tuxes were dancing around her.
 
I couldn’t figure out that if she was a lesbian, why in the heck was she dressed up just like a yodel-maiden from some Swiss alpine town, her boobs being all exposed? It was a puzzle.
 
I was having trouble believing that she really wanted to kiss a girl, because she looked just like some guy’s wet dream out of Playboy---you know the “three girls kissing each other fantasy and just waiting for the guy to jump in?"
 
That one kills me.
 
Yes, to me it looked more like some guy’s wet dream…BUT, as we know, they are really pushing the homosexuality strong. So, just put out a hit for all the young girls to go around singing mindlessly, therefore brainwashing them into thinking kissing girls is so much fun! Try it! You’ll love the cherry taste!
 
So...how many young girls do you think were watching the Grammy’s tonight? With the Jonas Brothers, Justin Timberlake, and Montana making appearances, I can’t help but wonder if I was the only adult with this look on my face?
 
When the President of the Grammy’s got all goose-pimply about Obama’s having TWO Grammy’s (for his book) I was having a hard time remembering just how good it was to see Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder again. On top of that he wants Obama to invent a cabinet position for the ARTS---no doubt so he can fill it, and be able to sit next to Obama the rest of his life, in some kind of Grammy-induced ecstasy.
 
That man wanted to kiss Obama, there is NO doubt about it. Somebody send Obama some cherry lip-gloss.
 
I also had that look when I saw the RAT PACK RAPPERS dancing with a girl who was dressed up as a big pregnant bee. I wonder what Dean and Frank would have thought?
 
“Strangers in The Night” just took on a whole new meaning.
 
That’s also how I look every time Obama says he is going to save the middle class with jobs. Right--- Sure----Oh yeah.
 
Those empty deserted towns all over the United States are just going to come alive, the steal mills are going to start pumping again, the coal mines will be humming…we will be digging for oil…manufacturing is just going to hum….Obama says it’s all coming…just as soon as he gets those trillions, he'll give it to GE and then we will be saved.
 
I...can't....wait.
 
Well, it was good to think about Glenn Fink again. I hear he joined the Marines and ended up playing in the band. And it was good to hear Paul McCartney sing “I Saw Her Standing There” much the same as when he was a kid. Thank God Neil Diamond didn’t dedicate “Sweet Caroline” to Caroline Kennedy…or did he and they just cut it out? There is only so much of this “social” brainwashing one can take.
 
 Yeah, tonight, it’s 2009---and that’s me watching Obama threatening all of us with the end of America as we know it. Somebody send him that pregnant Bee girl; he deserves it.
 
As for Nixon…a few more days of Obama, and he will be redeemed.
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Nobody Flashes: The Eagles Are Meeting

Nobody Flashes: Finding out that Obama and the 111st Congress, had plans to end, at midnight, the great country called America by financially putting the country into the dark ages with the final passage of another trillion-dollar "stimulus" passage...

The leader of the great American Bald Eagles called a meeting to discuss where to move to.

The old and respected eagle, Patriot, said: "Well, we are not sure yet, but, it looks pretty bad. I know we don't want to leave, but America is being destroyed. We may not have our jobs much longer. There is talk of being replaced by that narcissistic bird, the peacock. We must now pray very hard... that brave American men and women will fight very hard to help us keep our jobs alive. "

"I don't care boss," said one very young bird, "I'll go anywhere but Washington D.C. The place is swarming with peacocks! Why? What did we do wrong?"

Patriot looked at the young eagle, fluffed his feathers, and said, "Well, we'll stay here for now. I advise all of you not to go anywhere near the capitol,---we are not exactly welcomed there at the moment. Yes, we must wait, and have good heart."

"But the minute I hear any of you guys speaking in any other language than English, or hanging out with peacocks or pigeons,...you can hunt your own fish!"
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The Federal Reserve wants YOU!

Nobody Wins:
 
Think of this:
 
In the colonies we issue our own money. It is called Colonial Script. We issue it in proper proportion to the demands of trade and industry to make the products pass easily from the producers to the consumers. In this manner, creating for ourselves our own paper money, we control in purchasing power, and we have no interest to pay to no one.” ----- Benjamin Franklin
 
What if: America…had its own bank---a bank by the people, and for the people? A bank in which every American owned stock and could reap dividends? Think of a real government bank, not like the one we have now, which is owned by a small group of secret individual men who nobody has ever heard of. Men who are so secret that no one dares whisper their names, but who position their front men as “Chairmen,” and Secretary of our Treasury.
 
Men who control our Presidents no matter what party.
 
These men who have now finally merged our government into its complete control, into their privately owned bank. They want you to think they are bankrupt, and yet, politicians spend and spend, and spend... Think about it: the more debt we have, the richer these suckers get.
 
But what if We the People could tell the privately owned Federal Reserve Bank…
                 
                       "We’re fed up with you men! We want our own bank!" ?
 
An American bank run by an elected representative of every party, with four year term- limits. Only people with the highest economic credentials would be trusted to run it. No poltician would be allowed to “appoint” these people…we the people would decide by voting who they would be.
 
They also would not be allowed to be influenced by any outside money; the money for their elections would come from the bank itself, paid for by us. This bank could only make loans and deal with regular banking accounts, and no speculations would be allowed. Other institutions could continue with that.
 
And the money made off the interest of those loans could pay for government projects…like military, better schools without union influence…etc.
 
Just imagine…all the money that the Federal Reserve has privately made for the private stockholders of Federal Reserve banks...if that money had belonged to the people of the United States, instead of a handful of powerful men, we could probably get rid of taxes altogether.
 
Think of the trillions, upon trillions, upon trillions they have made. What we need is a financial Martin Luther to nail the rules on their greedy door.
 
Remember, the Federal Reserve Bank is privately owned, and guess what?
               
  You, America,--- have just been had. They now own the United States.
 
So…who are these men? If you have any doubt that only a handful of private stockholders in the Federal Reserve control the world…then think of this-- Only the bankers are making a killing right now. They made trillions in speculation, gave themselves bonuses, and walked away scott-free. Presidents, judges, the rich and famous, don’t dare touch them. They didn’t even have to account for the first $850 million just given to them. They don’t have to lend money. They are using it however they see fit.
 
WHY? Because they CAN! They own us. And if they lose money...we pay for their loss. How crazy is that?
 
They won’t have to account for the next batch of money they will continue to get because as we have seen, Presidents past and future have been at their beck and call.
 
But just think--- if the American people were making the money off of all the interest on all the trillions of dollars of debt they have created…what a wonderful world this would be!
 
Obama…you want accountability? Tell the Federal Reserve to take their money and debt and go to China…where they also control big banks. That’s a secret they don’t want you to know.
 
Frankly, this endless American scam is getting too costly, and we are now being raped, north and south of the border.
 
So...go ahead guys…you’ve already got your ga-zillions…why don’t you just leave now? China will love you.
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Nobody Cares: Teapot Scandal, 2009

Nobody Cares: As soon as Obama signed the SCHIP Bill into law today, giving all illegal children the right to free health care...

A huge shipment of teakettles was investigated, while being unloaded in the port at Los Angeles.

Forty thousand very cute and very happy, illegal babies were found being smuggled into America inside these teapots...to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity.

AND... any baby that broke a few legs during the trip, were quickly taken to the nearest hospital and treated, all expenses paid.

Obama...once again, showing how swift he is at taken care of future catastrophes!

Forty thousand babies, saved from sure death by boiling! Not to mention, severel new green jobs were created because forty thousand tea pots needed to be recylced.

Finally, a man working for the people! Tea pot workers...UNITE!

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Sam Adams VS Barney Franks

Nobody Knows: While many people know that Barney Frank prefers men to women in his personal life-- not many know, that he is actually one of the most powerful men in Congress, BECAUSE it's Barney who gets to slice up the taxpayers money and distribute the pork however he sees fit, being as he is head of House Financial Services Committee, which means he is the Queen of Stimulation, and gets to handle all the TARP he can swallow.

Wait
...Sam just gave me that...look. Right. Sorry Sam. 
 
Barney was on C-Span this morning, which made me think of all the philosophical ways the lovely Democrats try at every turn, to remake the culture of America...with the promotion of "feminists" takeover, abortions around the world, lots of porn in all our movies and films, redistribution of wealth, high taxes, and the ever present idea that homosexuality is almost superior to any other kind of lifestyle. (At least Barney Franks thinks so.) All this leftest nonsense has been used before...in other countries ...to get the population ready for that final Marxist takeover.

At least that's what it says in all the communist playbooks. If you think I'm kidding, go find yourself a few...they are now in all our libraries.

Fortunately, I also was reading this morning about Samuel Adams (A Life, by Ira Stoll) So...in order to keep my own sanity, after waking up to the likes of Barney Franks speaking, here's something Sam Adams wrote in the Boston Gazette of October t, 1772..in order to warn the American people, to what could happen to them; or in more modern words---

                        WAKE UP MORONS!!

And forgive me cousin...you know I cannot help but write in the margins, because, well, I think I've got your legs!

***************

"Is it not High Time for the People of this Country explicitly to declare, whether they will be Freemen or Slaves? (Yeah! It's past time Sam! I am NOT going to get chipped! I am not going to one of those containment camps. I refuse to not wear shorts around Muslim men! Let them leave if they don't like it! )

"It is an important Question which ought to be decided. It concerns us more than any Thing in this Life. (Well, heck yeah...if they pass the next stimulus package, not only will we be slaves, but our great-great-grandchildren as well! America will be gone! We might as well dig our own burritos.)

"The Salvation of our Souls is interested in the Event: For whatever Tyranny is establishe'd, Immorality of every Kind comes in like a Torrent."(The 111st Congress, along with the American President, is a tsunami Sam, and to say they are immoral is putting it mildly. They make King George look like Mother Teresa.Wait...you've never heard of Mother Teresa. You would have liked her Sam.)

"It is in the interest of Tyrants to reduce the people to Ignorance and Vice." (My God Sam, our country is a cesspool...you wouldn't even recognize it, but you're right Sam. They have managed to keep generation after generation in ignorance..and the vice...oh..dear, close your eyes cousin.)

"For they cannot live in any Country where Virture and Knowledge prevail."
(You were right Sam... our leaders have kept our schools in the worst shape. And the "virture" of our leaders is more corrupt than anything you ever witnessed. I will say no more.)

"The Religion and the public Liberty of a People are intimately connected; their Interests are interwoven, they cannot subsist separately; and therefore they rise and fall together."
(Okay, we could be doomed.)

"For this Reason, it is always observable, that those who are combined to destroy the People's Liberties, practice every Art to poison their Morals
. ("I did not have sex...oral sex is not sex...not really...it depends on the definition...)

"How greatly then does it concern us, at all Events, to put a Stop to the Progress of Tyranny." (Ah, Sam...if only you were here to show us how.)

(Sigh.)
 
Anyway, it's not Barney Frank's fondness for young men that is the great danger here---It's that he wouldn't know the Ten Commandments if he found it posted to that young boys...behind! Which is why "Thou shalt not steal." has never crossed his mind. Barney will continue to make the bankers and politicians rich, and the poor American...poorer. He is by all accounts, one of the most immoral men to ever walk the halls of Congress. And I'm sure Sam Adams, if he were writing today, would tell us that Barney Franks is a very terrible, tyrant, and it is plain to see, that some of us are his sloppy-second sippering slaves.

But not for long....right Sam? Nope...

All kidding aside---if you, like me, are looking for some real hope...read Ira's book...

Sam is waiting.

And hey Sam...I used to have a pair of pants JUST like that! They were pink, and I was 19, and well...the guys loved them...I had this wonderful fluffy white blouse...and

Were those socks warm enough for Boston, Sam? (Sorry...I talk to Sam alot these days.)

 

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Nobody's Perfect: Michael Phelps

Nobody ‘s Perfect: Michael Phelps.
 
I don’t know about you people, but whenever I see a young man like this who is cracking under the pressure of being a “star” I just want to….
 
--write them a Nobody’s Perfect, motherly letter:  So here’s it goes----
 
 
Dear Michael,
 
Right now, I can imagine, you are feeling pretty low. Right now, you are thinking that all that hard work you have done to become the Olympian that you are: all the medals that you have won, your glorious reputation as the only man in history to win so many gold metals that you could start your own golden country…has gone completely down the deep-end drain. Because from now on…everyone on the planet has seen this picture and this headline, and will forever remember you taking a big swig. No amount of backstroking is going to erase this from the world’s memories. Yes, by now, the Chinese are having big firework parties, and screaming, "GIV BACK GOLD MEDALS! Jackie Chan is better swimmer!"
 
Unlike Bill Clinton, you can’t raise your finger and say, “I never inhaled, not once..”
 
What’s even worse is how “unfair” it all is. After all, we now have a President who has admitted being addicted to cocaine for many years when he was your age. Who knows what a really huge drug addict he was? He could still be a big cocaine addict for all we know.
 
We don’t even know if he has an American birth certificate…and yet, all pictures of Obama’s drug days, if there were any, have been paid for and destroyed. And "President" Obama is being worshipped all over the world, almost as if the cocaine addiction made him more lovable and …human.
 
It's not fair.
 
On top of that, Obama smokes cigarettes, a nasty habit that no man with any intelligence should continue, especially a man with children, or a man who is suppose to be the “hope” and example for the world.
 
And it’s also not fair that no photographs of Obama lighting up and smoking will EVER be published anywhere in the world, because as we all know, a picture says a trillion words. (Sorry, quote needed to be updated.)
 
If only Monica had had a really good cell phone.
 
Truly---there is a double standard here Michael. No…not fair at all.
 
Many of us are wondering Michael, just who took that picture and sold it? Was it a she and was she really pretty?
 
And have you figured out from this “lapse” of common sense that there ARE people out there who would want to trash a real AMERICAN hero? After all, you were considered one of the last ones left. Inspirations of truly great men for our kids to emulate are getting really hard to find Michael. You can understand our frustration.
 
But, you did the right thing today: “I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment.” you said. Lots of us are hoping you will take it a step further.
 
Do us a favor Michael, and give Americans a real apology. Do some ads on TV against smoking drugs, and doing drugs, and the dangers of binge drinking. Tell the kids that YOU did it, and how stupid it was. Turn this negative into a positive. Show us the champion we hope is still inside.
 
And remember---because most of us are thinking about the truly evil people in the world right now, our politicians and their “friends” who have stolen millions of jobs and hopes for the future from Americans---with all the concerns that we have at the moment, your “toke” will be looked at by most people as just the slip of a young man, because, Michael...we don’t want to lose you. You did make us very proud at the Olympics. Most Americans will remember that.
 
So go on…stay away from drugs and be careful who you trust.
 
And if you simply MUST party, and want to smoke, or have an orgy, or do some really good cocaine…please make sure it’s in the presence of one of our many ‘upstanding’ American politicians. You'll have plenty to pick from.
 
That way, we’ll never know.
 
 Sincerely,
 
 Nobody
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MVP: Abigail the Beagle

Nobody Reports on a Monday: I TRIED to watch the Superbowl Game...really, I did .

But I must admit, during the first half of the game, I found myself engaged heavily in the PuppyBowl, an action-filled game of puppy football on Animal Planet.... where the action and commentary was actually, from a very independent mind...much, MUCH...more exciting.

And believe me, I was pressing the "recall" button every few minutes, hoping to see something worth getting excited about in the real Superbowl played by men.

BUT...the dogs won out...UNTILL...Arizonia took the lead...

Finally, a couple of men actually did something more exciting than a spunky beagle.

The beginning of the game wasn't too bad. We heard Faith Hill, then some other singer who I believe was on Saturday Night Live the night before...then Kurt Warner came out and accepted an award for working with Jimmy Carter, then a General threw a coin, then the jet planes went over..that was all fun...but I just couldn't keep my eyes off those adorable and exciting pups.

Half-time was...forgive me...I'm really tired of Bruce Springsteen. Sure he had a couple of hits, a loooooooooooog time ago, but once you've heard a song a million times, one more time, even with millions of dollars worth of fireworks behind it, doesn't make the song any better.

He did flip his guitar around and around his neck...that was different. If he made another one of his boring political comments, I missed it due to Kitty half-time.

Okay...even I must admit..the last quarter of the game, finally got a bit more..upbeat. But to listen to all the commentators speaking right now...this was the best game ever played...in any time in history.

Surely they do drugs. They've all been sniffing just a little too much football leather.

I beg to differ. If you took a survey, I'd BET you'd find that at least half of the viewers last night, were watching...something else.

Now, let's talk class. Kurt Warner is talking about the game right now, and is commending the other team, and basically, being just the class act that he is.

On the other side of the isle, I watched the coach of the other team, after the final win, walk through the crowd, and literally push hard... a camera man, out of his way. There was no reason for it, it was just an act of a bully.

In his big acceptance speech, it was clear, that the coach of the Steelers was...not exactly a man I'd want to know, winning Superbowl coach or not.

I don't know his name, nor do I care what it is. That one act of "violence" to a camera man who was NOT in his face, showed why his football team played like big bullies. A clue was given to their behavior when the owner thanked Obama, as if Obama had everything to do with the win, and seeing what little I did of the game, I would say the Steelers played just like Obama plays--if you don't like someone, just push them down, and out of the way.....illegally.

That's life you say? That's FOOTBALL baby!

Well, maybe so, but that's also why I will always remember Abigail the beagle, and could care less about that winning coach who showed such low class.

And if you think this is just the opinion of a woman, let me say, that my husband, went to bed early because he got tired of me switching back and forth to the game.

In fact he was downright mad about it. He wanted to see if Abigail got MVP of the night.

Sorry honey...next year, I promise...you can have the controller.

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It's ALL in the Curtains...

Nobody Flashes; Every day, since Obama has taken office, we have watched him sign executive orders...with giant golden curtains behind him. Sure, he has the American flag nearby, and the Presidential flag on his right, but it's obvious, especially to a woman who notices these things...he REALLY likes the color of yellow to be behind him. And I have been looking at these curtains and the swirly things inside them...and all I can think about is...Saudi Kings.


Okay~!So he went to the Muslims and told them he had Muslims roots, which means he must like the golden color of Saudi Kings.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The first days in office, he has acted like a KING! Next thing you know, he will call himself with a Saudi name...like Barack Hussein Obama! I don't know about you...but I'm starting to see a pattern here...
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