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Let the Tea Parties BEGIN!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, February 27, 2009 4:32:25 PM
Nobody Flashes!!!!
Today, on the steps of the Mississippi, about a thousand (or maybe more...) brave, cold, and fed-up citizens gathered together to voice their opinions and protest the taxes and socialism forced on us by Congress...and this guy<------
 
I took so MANY great pictures, but the ones you see here were taken very early in the afternoon, and then...

MY CAMERA FROZE UP!
 
If I took your picture and you don't see it here...please accept my humble apologies.
 
Nevertheless, PLEASE come back and read my nobody opinions about all the great speakers and people that I met...on Monday, when I write my NOBODY'S OPINION on the gathering. and give me your comments on the events...
 
I cannot tell you how absolutuely uplifiting and inspiring this was..everyone there was really fired up!And I predict...YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET FOLKS!
 
Don't forget to come back on Monday, where I will talk about the little fiesty rebel in a black cap...Dana, the Senator who is trying to get rid of those obnoxious camera's, the boys who had great signs (that DID NOT COME OUT) other spunky speakers...and if you guys are reading this, and you don't see your picture here, and you don't have a blog then .send me your pictures and YOUR opinions... I'll post them here.
 
BUT...it was the people that were the stars here...everyone a proud American.
 
Sam Adams...is calling....we must NOT stop... LET THE TEA PARTIES BEGIN!  We must stand and fight for our country..right?

Right.
 
 
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The Biggest Vibrating Stimulus in the Universe

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:50:05 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 



Nobody Cares: Imagine you have the biggest stereo system ever built on the planet.

Then imagine that some designer decided the best thing to do with those big speakers was to put them underneath a bed, so that when you laid on that bed, you could feel the deep, deep, deep, throbbing bass vibrations...like never before.

Now, tell me if you think those vibrations would be more exciting for a man and a woman, or a man and a man.

Also, contemplate if NASA is interested in using these beds, and if so, if Obama has included money for this in his stimulus. (Barney Frank doesn't count.)

Get back to me on that.

Now--- excuse me while I go back to sleep. Wake me up when this stimulus stuff is all over, will ya?.

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Nobody Knows What Nobody Knows

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:24:34 AM
Nobody Knows: Is Bobby Jindal(R-) the pick for the next Republican loser to Obama in four years?
 
Looks like it.
 
India will soon have the most people on the planet, and expect to see more and more Indians on your television. Don’t get me wrong, the Indian people are skilled, unlike the Mexicans. I’d actually trust my life to an Indian doctor over an American one. There is a reason that Spielberg and Gates go there to recruit men. The middle class in India are well-educated, unlike the United States. And India is our chess piece to check China.
 
We need them now as an ally more than England, which it seems, has been taken over by idiots. We should talk. Our schools are almost the worst in the world. If our politicians had cared so much about educating our kids they would have done so loooooong ago. Every President promises to do it, and every President just throws out money. They don’t care.
 
I’m listening to Bobby right now…I turned on to watch Obama’s speech, but after I saw Clarence Thomas shake Obama’s hand, with the biggest beautiful smile I had ever seen on his face, I lost a bit of hope. It was as if he too was impressed with the first black President, so I turned it off. I remembered seeing a young student at a high school graduation ceremony once that refused to shake Bill Clinton’s hand. You should have seen Bill’s face. That’s courage, and excuse me if I think that even Supreme Court Justices should have that kind of courage. But, they live in a different world. I suppose he had to shake his hand, but did he have to look so happy about shaking the hand of a man who is going to take us down the road of global soft communism?
 
I’d rather have seen a simple nod of respect. Clarence, you disappoint.
 
Yes, it’s a global ball-game, and we are witnessing a global “change.” The long-planed global reorganization of people, are being slowly merged into one big brother global government that I, among many fear will exceed any H.G. Wells movie. Even Rupert Murdoch said so today in so many words.
 
Just like the Russian implosion, we are witnessing America going down, with the final nationalization of the banks. They know we want to revolt---they know what they are doing. And they know that they have made some BIG mistakes that they let happen. Too many rich, just could not resist that final take of the cookie jar before the *&#$ hits the fan. Too many scandals, too many bribes...we will never know the extent. We know nothin'
 
I didn’t watch Obama’s speech tonight. I find myself so disgusted with all his speeches now. The well picked man from Harvard has been wonderfully placed to lead the final step. His well written words promise you that America will still exist---years down the road.
We'll all be dead by Obama's time.
 
Looking in the Congress chamber tonight, I felt like I was looking at a Hollywood façade. You know--like the New York City skyline on the back lots of the tour at Universal Studio? All those head and faces were fake, and flat. Look behind those smiling faces and you will find--- nothing.
 
When I hear that Obama is sending more troops overseas to protect us here at home, I think of Bush. It’s the same old line, no matter what President says it. Meantime, we see more and more of our enemies’ right here in the US, ready to attack us at the call.
 
When they say our American products will be sent overseas…they mean Coke, and GE, and Al Gore, not you…unless you agree to relocate to China. Don’t forget, we are no longer a “manufacture” industry. We are merely service industry, and that service doesn’t pay much. They should have thought of that. 
 
Still, they keep talking.
 
I turned onto his speech at the end, just in time to catch Obama praising some bank President (who got a standing ovation) for “sharing” his $60 million dollar bonus. He didn’t say now much of that bonus was taxpayer’s money. Hey, I didn’t get any of this…did you? Comrades! SHARE YOUR MONEY! Can you believe it? It made me sick to witness. A standing ovation for Marxism. Ronald Reagan, turn your head away.
 
And today I saw for the first time, Obama’s big commercial, asking everyone to volunteer.
 
Right.
 
If you’ve lost you’re job, Obama wants you to go volunteer. Maybe someone will give you a free sandwich.
 
The truth is: they are scared. They know they are going to take us to the final destination of a fascist state of global corporate leaders, and they are going out of their way to hide it. You see it in all our entertainment. I watched the movie Eagle Eye and the television series 24 tonight. And the plots are always the same. Jack Bauer is saving the President, and the Congress. Making sure the bad guys are caught. In Eagle Eye---same thing. The hero saves the President.
 
The message? Some evil guy is out to destroy our great Congress and our great leaders…so Americans should give their lives to save the our institutions. The US government is the most scared thing in the world. And that’s would be true, in the right hands.
 
But...the movies are not reality. The reality is we have a bunch of thugs running our nations. Putin was right. It takes one to know one as they say. Corrupt, to the core. When Blagojevich says he did nothing wrong, he is telling the truth. In his world, all seats are bought and sold.
 
So, it’s up to the people, to save our Constitution.
 
God help us…for it will take a miracle to save us from what they have planned for us. Hopefully, something will unit us to fight, before it's too late. Before they bring on the real storm.
 
And by the way, aren’t you glad I didn’t watch the speech? You think this was bad. Nobody knows what nobody really knows.
 
It's time we all found out.
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Nobody's Perfect: How to Get FREE CABLE

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, February 23, 2009 11:56:50 PM

Nobody's Perfect: Here in St. Louis, all the talk has been about some old guy in "Web City" who just wanted to watch his cable TV programs, but due to the crisis in our economy, his service was turned off. So he got a gun, and just shot the TV set.

His poor wife had to call the police once again, because the man was found standing on his porch, gun in hand, looking for the cableman.

When the President, Obama heard of the great distress caused to this retired "minority" man, because of his lack of "stimulus" he quickly sent this brand new TV Drehtrum. (Made by Skloib)

As you can see, on one side is a TV, on the other is a fireplace.

Now, his wife won't have to call the police anymore. Next time her husband reaches for the gun, she can just give a push to the pole, and get him to relax in front of a nice warm fireplace, and snuggle up and forget about watching TV.

Obama: seeing to it that no citizen be denied their right to state propaganda.

Saving the Union...uniting us all!

Now, where's my gun?

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Nobody Wins a Slum-Dog Oscar

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, February 23, 2009 1:46:36 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: If you watched the Oscars tonight, then you know one thing for sure: the movie industry must really be hurting, because The Oscars went back to presenting old-fashioned Hollywood elegance, complete with People’s sexist man alive, Hugh Jackman doing old Fred Astaire song and dance numbers.
 
I could have done without all the shots of Meryl Streep and her daughter in the front row, but that’s me.
 
And too bad we had to watch Comrade Sean Penn win Oscar’s Best Actor and Homo Savior-of-the-year award, and then have to listen to his speech about how everyone in the United States that doesn’t give homosexuals the right to marry should feel great, great shame for themselves and their children.
 
Nobody is questioning whether Sean Penn can act. What we do question is the fact that he should be telling the people of the world what to think, and how to vote.
 
And to show that he has no clue what a “communist” actually is: he kept calling everyone “commie, homo-loving, sons of guns.” Really, next year he should just bring Chavez, and give him a big kiss on stage.

Forget Sean---let’s talk about the handsome Mr. Jackman, who did a wonderful and classy job hosting the show. In fact, I could have done with more of him, and less of the very boring program: who knew he was a big Broadway Star?
 
We all want to get caught up in the glamour of Hollywood. Most of us, work so hard everyday, that we need escape just to stay sane. It was nice to see them honor Jerry Lewis. It was great to see Sophia Loren. And all the ladies looked divine.
 
BUT---unlike the movies of old, all five movies nominated were pretty much off the beaten path, and Hugh Jackson even made a joke about it. I had not seen any of them, and watching the Oscars made me realize, I really didn’t care if I ever, ever, saw any of them, unless it was on a late night special five years from now. Which is why, I actually could predict every single winner, of the night, without seeing any of them, with a simple trick: I just picked the nomination that promoted the biggest liberal agenda at the moment…it worked every single time.
 
I should get an Oscar for picking every single winner, without any knowledge whatsoever of any of them. If it wasn’t so depressing, I would have been quite proud of myself.
 
The first award for best supporting actress, was Penelope Cruise, who thanked everyone, except the real reason she had managed to get up there…Tom Cruise. Tom should get an Oscar just because he has done more for Hollywood than any one person. He marries unknown foreign actresses, divorces them, and they go on to make blockbusters year after year, employing thousands. I knew she would win, because I knew she would speak Spanish…and she did! Got to get us used to that Spanish-speaking you know
 
Then came the screenwriters. I picked the screenwriter for MILK, because that’s another liberal theme in promotion. Sure enough, the screen writer was gay and acted like his life story living as a gay was as horrendous as if he had just spent his whole young life in Auschwitz, and had to endure endless years of having to cart away dead bodies. He continued to look very sad all night, poor kid.
 
Then came animation: I picked Wall-E (remember I’ve seen none of these files) because I had read it was all about how the earth is destroyed by pollution, and Pixar is great at animations. I win again.
 
Then came an Oscar for “Slum-dog” a movie made where they didn’t have to pay the actors. No multimillion dollar salaries to worry about here. They just went to the local slums of India and picked some nice faces. They fed them, filmed them, and sent them back to the slums. No wonder Spielberg loves India.
 
Somewhere the “social scientists” in all countries are saying… “You must give them lots of contests to watch, where poor people win things, and then they will hope that one day they too will win and become rich! You must give them hope with many, many programs: singing contests, dancing contests! Pick the number on the babe, contests! You must make a movie of the year!”
 
India, we are told, has many rich, and many, many poor. In fact the story of a boy who wins on “Who Wants to be an Indian Millionaire” just about got every award there is: including best picture of the year presented by none other than Spielberg himself, who by the way, needs money from India to continue his career. They ended the night with Spielberg: lesson...Hollywood is broke too. they need money, and people in India have cheap labor.
 
I’m sure Mickey Rourke's next movie will be about a real dog from the slums…a Chiwauwau who gets lost on a plane. Mickey will go to India to find his lost dog, and fall in love with an Indian Princess. And the dog will wear a tux to the wedding. And they will live happily ever after.
 
And this nobody would like to thank the academy very much for letting us know what we can continue to expect from their slum-dog menu, and for my very heavy-gold Oscar, that you will have to send to me here.
 
Just tell Mr. Jackson to deliver it…thanks so much. Really, I think I'm going to faint..
I've dreamt of this all my life....
I want to thank my mom, my dad, and my dirty kitchen...I couldn't have done it without them.
The ruffles on my Pajama's are by Sears.  
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Schumer and Biden: Little, Tiny, and Porky

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, February 21, 2009 2:35:24 AM
Nobody's Fool: When Charles Schumer recently said that the American people really didn't care about the "little tiny porky" stuff in the trillion dollar stimulus bill... All those "chattering classes"... Joe Biden immediately ran up and offered up his "little tiny porky" brain in order to help Schumer make the point, that the American people really do not care about this stuff.
 
After all, the fact that Joe is Vice President is all the proof any one would need!
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The Courageous Eric Holden

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, February 19, 2009 11:57:01 PM
Nobody Wins when the newly appointed Attorney General of the United States, Eric Holden, announces today that he believes we are a "nation of cowards."
 
All this means is that Obama has sent his "boy" out to start a fight. They need to keep the American people divided so that they can continue with the plan, of nationalizing the banks, giving the blacks and Hispanics even more free things, and going on with the final destruction of our Republic in order to replace it with an updated form of corporate Communism...so the more anger we can throw at each other and away from THEM the better.
 
They know a lot of people are started to get really pissed-off, it's a well devised diversion. Hopefully, enough Black Americans will see what they are trying to do, and not fall for it.
 
I was mad when President Bush called some great American people "vigilantes" for wanting to protect our borders...but I must admit: to hear another highly paid public "servant" call us all cowards is even worse.
 
What's WITH these people? Leaders who berate and beat up their own people? We have dangerous enemies all over the earth wanting us dead, so does it make sense to beat us up? Do these people even deserve the office?
 
The answer is: no. But they are on a strict-pre-planned course to destruction, and for a reason: control.
 
In a certain respect, from the white man's point of view, he has a point. The whites, as Michael Savage as pointed out---the WHITES, have been getting the shaft for too many years now. Some of us have sat by and watch our own educations, jobs, cars, and dreams of retirement be forever lost, not due to the stimulus, but to the ever increasing redistributed help for the black man, in the form of affirmative action. Many of us have sat by silently and watched one black man or woman get that job, get free money for college, get free food, while we struggled.
 
We sat by...ruled by the media. Not standing up for injustices. ANY injustice to ANY man or woman is wrong.
And yet, we remained silent.
 
So the fact is now there are more middle-class black families than white families. So, we've paid our due...enough is enough.
 
We have been utter cowards when it comes to defending our constitutional rights, and affirmative action is about as far away from the Constitution as you can get. It gives one race an advantage over another.
 
Abraham Lincoln, once said:  "I take the official oath to-day with no mental reservations, and with no purpose to construe the Constitution or laws by any hypercritical rules." Hey, didn't Obama swear on Lincoln's bible to uphold the Constitution?
 
I hope Lincoln is haunting him.
 
As far as talking about race...anyone can tell you, if you go anywhere, the blacks will go over and congregate with blacks. I don't care if you are on a college campus, in a bus, or in your own neighborhood. The whites don't tell them too...they just go to their group like ducks to water. They even do this on baseball teams. They have a whole completely different culture.
 
Tell me, how many white kids took on the rap culture? How many black kids do you know took on the white culture?
 
I rest my case.
 
They don't want to be around the whites, not for a minute. The black politicians have kept up this "whites hate blacks" game..while continuously running hundred-year old images of racial wars on TV...that they are psychologically controlled into mindless idiots about the whole mess. And the "white" liberal democrats keep their slave race...and the "slaves" never realize how much freedom they have lost and the price they pay for all the handouts. It has been devastating.
 
But he's right on the other hand. White Americans have stood by like stooges, and watch the Negros (hey, they call themselves Africans when they are Americans...basically saying they aren't even American, but African first. Why not American Africans?
 
Why not?
 
I think I'll start calling them Negros again, or mulatto's as in the case of Obama and Holden. (okay, I won't, but the absurdity is almost blinding) I'd prefer to call them patriotic proud Americans...but they just refuse to let me---it's not in their own selfish interest you see.
 
Anyway, Mr. Holden sure just got a whole lot of people mad at him, so I suggest that Mr. Holden lead by example:
Go visit the troops in Iraq Mr. Holden...show us just how courageous you are.
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CHIMPS and CHIHUAHUAS GONE WILD!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, February 19, 2009 12:15:17 AM
Nobody Cares: Upon hearing that his pet Chihuahus went crazy in the Senate lunch room, and attacked Ted Kennedy's dinner.. and that Chu- Chu the Chihuahua had to be shot and killed when Ted Kennedy found out what the dog had done...the Senator who loved and brought Chu-Chu up as his own, was overtaken with grief: "It's all my fault." He said. "I feed him lobsters every day. He's never had a cheeseburger. "
 
Someone suggested that Chu-Chu had been inhaling too much funny smoke, hanging out in Barney Frank's Senate rooms...and just went nuts. Barney could not be found for comment.
 
Of course you know I'm joking...but really..I can't for the life of me figure out why the lead story of a chimp going crazy and attacking a women is in all the papers...even Drudge. Okay. ---so some idiotic, lonely woman, did not have a child, so she got the next best thing...a dog...I mean, a chimp...complete with diapers, and cute little freakles.
 
And because of the fact that the chimp acted one day like an animal instead of what he was suppose to be...a child who did not talk or demand new toys...the whole world goes bananas.
 
Frankly, I wouldn't put it pass some high government official to drug the chimp because they needed a big story to get Obama's big Afganistan "surge" and his brand NEW added billion-dollar spending shopping spree... off the front page. Obama...loses to a chimp. An African chimp at that!
 
They CAN do this stuff you know...they have technology to put whole battlefields to sleep for goodness sake. Somebody from the NSA or FBI, or CIA, or Obama's doorman...could have drugged the animal, in his lobster butter.
 
So, coincidence? Probably.

Nevertheless, it's pretty pathetic that every single newspaper and editor on the planet considers this story was the biggest thing that has happened since Angelina Jolie was the only women to show up at Davos!
 
Wait...that wasn't a big story...sorry.
 
Heads are being cut off by Muslim TV producers, but a chimp gone wild is MUCH more exciting!
 
I'm waiting for the lady to adopt another one, and the sequel---CHIMP GONE WILD TWO! Starring: Barbara Streisand, and her husband. (Okay, I'll stop.)
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Russians Take Lead In Human Cloning!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:50:20 PM

Nobody Flashes: Having found out the very important information that Russia is holding a Miss Atom Bomb Contest, from that wonderful informer of gargantuan political satire and genius, Mr. Doug Powers, I feel I simply must explain to all the men out there, who might not put together the obvious reason for such a contest...besides the obvious of course, just why this contest is special.

And I have to thank Bill Clinton for helping me solve this most curious of puzzles.

Bubba was on Larry King tonight, and was bragging about his usual self, which as we all know is his favorite pastime, and he was boasting proudly that it was under HIS Presidency, and because of HIS personel help, that the great mysteries of DNA, and the mapping of the Human Genome, was solved at last.

I ask you to stop here, and ponder if you will--in the long run, which invention is better: Al Gore's Internet, Bill Clinton's human cloning, or the Miss Atom Bomb Contest?

It was President Bill Clinton who made sure that the American taxpayers donated billions of research dollars to the human genome project so that he could clone himself someday. Bill needs to continue to watch over his own legacy, therefore he made it a high priority (How can he trust anyone else?) and so, much as the atom bomb at Los Alamos changed the world, so will cloning.

He who breeds the superior race will win. Just ask Bill Gates.

This cloning research will continue to cost us, and it's probably in the stimulus bill that no-one has read, right behind the baby embryo's.

BUT...while we spend billions,Putin has learned a lesson from history. Something all OUR politicians fail to do...read history that is. Frankly, many of them can't read...as we have seen time and again.

Yes, Putin does something much smarter...he puts the word out that they are looking for very good-looking women, who also happen to be nuclear physicists, to compete for Miss Atomic Nuclear Bombshell...and why?

To go down in the bunkers with Putin and his Mafia, and reproduce a much superior race after the nuclear bombs go off. Brains and beauty, why else? Not to mention, if you can mix a nuclear cocktail, cooking would be simple. This brilliant research project won't cost much at all.

In the meantime, when OUR American politicians come out of the bunkers, every kid is going to look and act.... just like Bill Clinton.

Obama doesn't stand a chance. The Russians will take over what's left of the earth, unless of course, Bill's Clinton's clones manage somehow to entice the new Russian babies to start a new country with him...

Bill Clinton...last man standing...that's his plan.

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Diamond Pens and Rotten Pipes

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, February 17, 2009 1:04:14 AM
Nobody’s Knows:
Here we see two pictures that explain why I haven’t written in a couple of days. One picture is of a diamond pen, complete with an insignia ring. Only one of these pens is made a year, and it can be yours for $1.3 million dollars. As far as we know, it was in the doggie bag that Michelle Obama was carrying home from her Valentine dinner.
 
Can you imagine being so rich that a diamond studded pen is just a simple treat? The trouble is: I can picture Obama signing hundreds of executive orders with a pen like this, and he would think nothing of it.
 
The second is a picture of a rotten cast-iron pipe. This looks exactly like the one that was found today underneath my house by a plumber (jack hammered out in seconds of course) who took all of two weeks to find out, that the pipe doesn’t go through my finished bedroom downstairs as he told us, but …oops…it takes a sudden turn and goes under the wall, through the closet, under the stairs--- and then who knows where…and he thinks he can fix it, but well--- we might have to tear down the wall. And by the way, maybe he can finish it by…well there’s the inspection…and…he’s not saying. He had an “emergency” today, and a new baby that keeps him up at night. What can I say?
 
In the meantime, I have some pretty funky looking things growing in my bathtub. It’s starting to glow. I was surprised to see that the soil beneath the house under the concrete is dark. I don't know what I expected. Bodies...vampires...some old shoes from the last depression.
 
The plumber tells me this after I spent two whole days dismantling the bedroom. In fact, my whole finished-off basement is so trashed I’m thinking of claiming myself as an illegal from Mexico (I’m willing to die my hair black for this) just so I can collect pay and Social Security for putting my house back together, which will probably take until this time next year, if I don’t die of radon gas lung disease first.
 
I think I’ll call myself Selma Highthejack.
 
And since the smell of sewages, might never leave the furniture…my bedroom now has to be moved upstairs, the problem is: I don't like any of the bedrooms upstairs. I might just put the bed in the kitchen.
 
Where’s my infrastructure money? If I was actually buying a house, instead of fixing an old one, I could get $8,000 right up front. No kidding. I heard this on the local news this morning.
 
Tonight, I just glanced at the Drudge report: Kansas--Bankrupt. California---Bankrupt. Oregon Steel---Bankrupt. United States---Bankrupt, Bankrupt, Bankrupt. I am seriously considering not getting out of bed. Of course, every time I try this trick, (staying in bed) my dog has to go outside.
 
The truth is: if you have ever had to do major repairs on your house and you can’t use your water or electric, for WEEKS at a time…life just got lots harder. And this is happening all over the United States. Gee…what a coincidence.
 
Not that we are suppose to complain. It’s just that, you could handle most stuff, if you could turn on you favorite TV show and not have to listen to a favorite TV sitcom character rant about “right-wing-nuts” and their murderous right-wing habits of blowing up buildiings and killing innocent people.
 
Yeah, Medium, was all about some patriotic guy and his smart son…who blew up buildings with fertilizer, all those right-wing-nuts want to do is kill Americans. We are in grave danger.
 
How can you escape?
 
Anyway, as lots of people know, but won’t admit, your house is like an extension of yourself. If your house is out of order, the universe is out of order. So, it’s time to clean house. And I’m starting with mine. When it is wreaked, the only thing you can do is start over…take a different approach, throw away old clothes, records, and get rid of that old furniture. (put the whole 111st Congress down a big hole.) Who knows, maybe somewhere in all the junk I’ll find my old diamond ring that my dear grandmother gave me on my 18th birthday…that I lost. She died an hour later.
 
I’ll let you know. In the meantime, bear with me...my head is still in the basement.
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Nobody Flashes Valentines!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, February 13, 2009 11:35:46 PM
Happy Valentines Day!
 
Quick! Celebrate it NOW before they outlaw it so as not to offend the Islamic among us all!
 
"I want to believe" that we will wake up from all these nightmares...the fires in Australia, the plane crash in New York, the 111st Congress, Jimmy Carter...Hillary Clinton in China, Bill Clinton going after talk radio...
A stimulus bill whose ONLY redeeming factor is a fast-rail train going from Disneyland to Las Vegas...
 
A President named Obama...
 
I also want to believe that Mulder and Scully will someday come back to TV where they belong.
 
On Valentine day, I wish you all hugs and warm kisses with the man or woman of your choice..and if you happen to be alone...then know I'll be your valentine, and you're in my heart.
 
Who says we can only have just one? Life is too short.
 
See ya on Sunday!
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The Hybrid Nurse

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, February 13, 2009 12:02:13 AM

Nobody Flashes on a Thursday:

In the deep hours of this cold February night, the 111st Congress is busy at work, putting in some very much needed money to stimulate, well, anyone who is liberal, and is in need of stimulation, which is all of them. In fact, so much stimulation is going on in the halls of Congress tonight, that tomorrow, the 111st Congress is expected to be up-graded to an XXXXXXX rating.

You will be advised to watch at your own discretion.

Somewhere in-between the millions for the brand new "green" electric golf carts, (p. 23-24) and the new "green" million-dollar face lift for Nancy Pelosi, (p. 569-2000) the House has passed another eight trillion dollars for the new "green, computer nurses" (p. 566-567) These darlings will run on batteries, will be made by FORD in Brazil, and can go for a good two hours before being recharged!
 
Making these robot nurses will create many green jobs! All the hosptials will have to be rebuilt with a brand new electrical grids that run on solar power. Lines from Arizona to New York (where there is no sun) means that nursing care and the hospitals in New York will be only for the rich, but Bloomberg will find a way to tax the air in order to help out.
 
We must remember Americans, there is a shortage of nurses, and it is getting worse.

These energy-efficient little green nurses will cut Medicare expenses in half, according to Draggle-tail Daschle, and in order to save money for the Universal Health Care of the future...we must first build the newly ordered two-million mechanical robot nurses. Harry Reid has suggested for a tax to be put on all pharmaceuticals sold in the US, in order to raise the money to pay back our banks, and our Congress, and the CEO's and China, and Japan, and Larry King's hair stylist.

Basically, everyone that has a governmental job.

These things don't happen overnight. After all, these mechanical nurses will be replacing many good jobs, millions of nurses will be laid off. This will take time says Obama, so they will probably be finished and set to go, in the last years of Obama's second term. He will also be signing an executive order and creating a National Nurses Day, a day in which we will honor the remaining nurses, who by that time...will be dead.

Yep, all you will have to do is just plug them up to the electrical grid! They come with a remote control so that you can even have them in your home, thereby saving that call for 911! Congress is working hard on a law, demanding that by the year 2012, all hospitals must be equiped with nothing but "green robot nurses."

There is still time, for the hosptals to upgrade their electrical grids, and for the morgues to get ready for the rush.

One small step for Obama...One giant step for paying off the national debt.
 
Obama...the man from "Change" Come on...there is a town in Hawaii called "Change" isn't there? Africa? Dubai?

 

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The Cast-Iron Philosophy of Malcolm Gladwell

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 11:55:30 PM
Nobody Cares: The first time I saw this guy was on Charlie Rose. I thought to myself, “Well, there’s a really exciting combination of DNA!” And it was obvious as soon as he opened his mouth, that he was some kind of genius…some kind of savant…one of those kids who I could picture reading the Wall Street Journal at the age of five.
 
He looked like a Jewish mulatto…with the face of a Raphael angel---not something you see every day, at least not here in the middle of America.
 
But it was his hair that I couldn’t take my eyes off. It was the, “Ain’t Gonna Work On Maggie’s Farm No More” Bob Dylan of the sixties. Thankfully, he didn’t sound like Bob, his voice was young, and smooth to listen to, and his almost child-like enthusiasm was very hypnotic. I wanted to take him out to the sandbox and play, “What’s in the Universe Now?”
 
Here was a young man who had retained his innocence because of his vast curiosity and intelligence…you don’t see that often.
 
His name was Malcolm Gladwell, and he had just written a new book called, Outliers. Basically, it’s about how geniuses and famous people do not always just rise to the top of the heap by sheer will-power alone. (Despite what Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, and most television and radios pundits will tell you.) You must take into account what year and month you were born, what class you were born into, and if you are coming in at the right historical moment in time. Not to mention, your “cultural” background plays a much bigger part than Big Bird.
 
Most of us know this fact… we’re just not allowed to whimper about it when we fail.
 
Anyway, I usually try to get something out of every book I read, and Malcolm really helped me today. No--it wasn’t because I thought of some big universal thesis on how to write a Global Constitution FOR the people, although, someone should do this before our current culture of Marxist globalists do it…
 
No, Malcolm helped me with my cast-iron pipes, bless his heart: And here’s how.
               You see, Malcolm does an in-dept analysis on plane crashes in the book, and some reasons why they occur. Along with the usual bad weather etc, it seems, in some “cultures” the co-pilots are just too scared to speak up the Captain if something goes wrong. Instead of shouting, “LOOK OUT! WE ARE ABOUT TO CRASH!” they say something really…polite, like, “Okay, not much gas left.” so as not to offend.
 
Any human that is married understands this rule all too well, which is why couples should not be allowed to fly planes together. Many would also say couples should not drive together, but that’s a whole other blog…
 
So, back to the story---Last week, my kitchen sink filled up with water, and basically…stayed filled, for three days straight. So, I got this guy to come out and put down a hose, and then he says, “Oh…somewhere underneath your basement, we don’t know where, a pipe is completely shattered. See…there’s a foot of mud on the end of this line.”
 
Great. Mud…
 
So, I called three plumbers for estimates and they all told me the same thing: We can’t TELL you how much it will cost until we send a camera down and “locate” it. This will cost you $150 dollars. Every single plumber quoted the same price.
 
After talking with my insurance company, I decided on a plumber, and they said, “Well we have to do a “locater, camera” search first.” Fine.
 
Over comes this guy today, and he comes down into the basement, pulls off a small piece of the wall, and says, “Here’s my bid (don’t ask) and by the way--you owe me today, $250 dollars.”
 
SAY WHAT?
 
Now, any other day, I might have written him a check, but not today. I remember how Malcolm said that rich people feel and ACT entitled. And since I’m poor, about the only thing I feel entitled to is fries with my Happy Meal. So, remembering Malcolm’s words…I acted, “entitled.” I said, with great authoritative bluster, “I beg to differ sir!”
 
And I said it to a young and very well built black man, who according to Malcolm’s theory, might be a descendant of the great Abubu tribe where they rip off heads and eat them with mango’s, thereby prone to getting very angry for all I knew. “You did nothing here.” I replied. “You did no search--I see no camera...you will get paid, when my insurance pays you.” And I said it very calmly, but firmly. And in this politically correct world, that took guts.
 
WOW! It took two seconds before he became a puppy. “Well, I couldn’t do a search because your basement is finished and it would have gotten mud…etc. “
 
 
Now, Malcolm certainly would never guess, in a million years, that his great piece of work would help out some idiotic nobody in the middle of nowhere. Let’s keep that a secret shall we? If he knew, he might feel I own him $250 dollars, which would spoil the whole lesson.
 
But you can do yourself a pretty big favor—do read his book. It’s full of Thomas Paine common sense, wonderfully written, well researched, very original in thought, and if you feel like you’ve been a genius all your life, and yet, can’t understand for the life of you, why you are not winning Nobel prizes…
 
Malcolm is going to make your day! He certainly did mine.
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How Stupid Are We?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:39:48 AM
Nobody Knows:
 
Just how stupid are we?

America: A country where all the doctors, life-saving pills, surgeries, hospital stays, are so expensive that if not for health insurance, only the super, super rich could afford to get treatment.
 
And due to the high cost of even a bandage used in our medical system, it is reported that our companies cannot compete with all the other countries on the earth DUE to our companies having to pay for the high cost of medical insurance, therefore, our jobs go overseas.

America: A country where higher education is so far beyond the reach of the average "working class" American family, that only the very rich, can afford to go to our best universities, therefore we are ruled by rich kids from Harvard, Yale, and Rockefeller's Chicago University. We are controlled by an oligarchy by the rich and for the rich, who are not any smarter than the lower classes but, have a definite advantage due to birth.
 
And if you have millions, you can do what Goldie Hawn does on a yearly basis...regenerate.

So, here's the question this nobody wants to know: Was this the result of a free market? Is this what everyone is expressing when they say America is the being the best country in the world?
 
Now: before you think I approve the Universal Health Care system that Obama and the Marxists in Congress have just push down our throats to further control and destroy America with...remember, how tyrants have always ruled...with fear, and that good old simple formula--Cause the problem, then come in with the solution.

We do not have a FREE market system NOW...there is very little "competition" The big international banks and companies own just about everything...therefore...the problem.
 
When people are fearful, lose their jobs, and feel overwhelmed with no hope...they will follow any well speaking tyrant with a sweet tongue, spouting wonderful platitudes of "hope" anywhere.
 
Years of evolution have NOT solved this problem. The masses in this department remain half-full.
 
Yes, break the system, and then come in with a fix...but the "fix" comes with a price and that horrible price we have already witnessed, when NO one in the last administration came to the rescue of Terri Shiavo. Which told us then: If the government wants you to die at the age of sixty, then you will. Or if you're "disabled" you will be taken off life support.
 
The price of Universal Health Care is that now, the government will decide who lives, and who dies. And all three BUSHES, Daddy, Bushie, and Jeb, stood by and watched Terri starve...a horrible death. Just like a bunch of Henry the VIII's.
 
Let us remember this day. This was the day that Tom the Dastardly Daschle said "Seniors should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of treating them."
 
DIE! DIE..DIE, DIE! You old fools...DIE OFF...you're not cost effective!
 
You're not frightened? In the words of Yoda..."You SHOULD BE...you should be."
 
Right...had a stroke? Wait, we have an illegal having five babies in the next room...you die. Sorry. Need heart surgery? You're 67? Sorry, no can do. What? You're blood pressure medicine is too expensive? You have a home? Sell it and get free pills. You will have to leave everything you worked you're entire life for...but hey...you're ALIVE!
 
Where.....is the outrage?! Are we too busy thinking about steroids again?
 
Are you starting to understand why that story is in the news right now?
 
Like I said....how stupid are we?
 
Today, Obama weaved his webs of promises and nebulous lies about getting everyone a job, at the exact, let me repeat, the EXACT same time that Rush Limbaugh came on the radio to tell everyone about the universal health care being put into the stimulus bill.
 
So...don't you think they break out these scandals to get your mind off the fact that our country is taking away all your freedoms, your money, and downsizing America into one big fat McDonald's Farm FOREVER!
 
In business as in politics...timing is everything.
 
You are looking at their right hand, and they are stealing your very souls away with their left.
 
You think they have no control over this? Once they get you on their Google electrical grid, they will control all your energy uses, or you WILL pay highly. If you don't pay, they will just grab it out of your Bank of America Account, because, soon, all money will be electronic..
 
Obama was "hinting" that today. Why fool with paper money he said? Electronic transactions will be so much easier. You good people shouldn't even have to carry money around.
 
So...how stupid are we?
 
And jobs? Did it ever occur to anyone, with this new technology that you will HAVE to put in your home...YOU will have to pay for? On top of all the debt that you now owe?

You think charging that pitiful electric car is going to be cheap?
 
Like I said---How stupid are we?
 
Nancy wants to kill the babies...Tom wants to kill the old. The middle class will just die of food poisoning. We have now a whole leadership of Stalins and Lenins.
 
It's all to save the great tax-base that they have already destroyed. And when they say: "Well, it's not going to be pain free," you'd better believe it. The only ones that will not suffer are the rich, the powerful, and our politicians.
 
If you are a baby boomer, take your number, and get in line. Smile, because you will be eliminated waaaaaaay before your time under universal "electronic" health care.
 
Think I'm nuts? Frankly, after these last two days of listening to the plan that Obama has for us all...and the years I've spent watching this very attitude in various hospitals already, I'm counting my blessing every single day, because I know, what's coming. I've seen it with my own eyes. I'm living it now.
 
The good news? Goldie Hawn will ALWAYS have the money for plastic surgery, thank goodness, because, I am a big fan of Kirk Russell. And that's the only good news I could find today.....nobody knows if tomorrow will be better.
 
Doesn't look too promising.
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Nobody's Perfect: Alex Rodriguez

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, February 09, 2009 11:13:16 PM
Nobody's Perfect: Alex Rodriguez.
 
 I just love Nobody's Perfect Day...there is ALWAYS someone who is caught messing up their careers by lying or cheating, or being a criminal...or...just being a show off.
 
And despite the cesspool of lies that came out of Obama's mouth today (Lies like---there is NO pork in this stimulus bill! We will all be doomed forever if we do not let it pass. There are no set-up questions in this town hall meeting...) it was Alex Rodriguez's non-perfect day, and I for one, don't want to deprive him of it.
 
Alex had to finally admit, because of some pesky woman reporter who, according to HIM, stalked him until she got the scoop...that he has been lying, and yes, he has done steroids. He just doesn't remember which ones, or what year...but he's SURE it's not when he got MVP!
 
Yes, he's sure, even though he lied to Katie Couric, because he didn't see that he had tested positive until well, just now...many years later!
 
This man has the markings of a true politician! And for that, he is our Nobody's Perfect candidate for today!
 
Why did he do it? Texas is just too hot. (suggesting that global warming is causing baseball players to cheat) and also, he didn't have the problem UNTIL he signed on with Texas. "In Texas, I felt an enormous amount of pressure."
 
Aren't you surprised he didn't blame President Bush? Well---once again, remember...he's not perfect.
 
He also blamed a common "culture" along with coaches, doctors, etc.
 
BUT...mmmm...let's think about this.
 
Here he is with his wife. I'd say she has some nice muscles there. Those bi-ceps alone would win her a job on a Universal stunt team.
 
And let's not forget the queen of POP-steroids, Madonna, who just left her husband for A-Rod the Mexican A-Hunk, and has so much in common with him she wants to move back to the US!
 
Frankly, I might forgive him for the steroids, but bringing Madonna back into the country is going to take me some time to get over.
 
No Alex, made a big mistake. He should have put the blame on his WOMEN! It's because of them that he got hooked on the stuff!
 
Recently, Madonna said she met A-Rod through her husband, (thereby claiming innocence and blame on her poor x-husband, who should have never tempted her, I guess.)
 
So, what does a good buddy (body) do? A-Rod STOLE Madonna away from her husband, who, as everyone knows, does NOT due steroids.
 
And personally, I think they make a darling couple. I can't wait for the Madonna/Alex baby...who will no doubt be raised in the Mojave Desert, where he will crave steroids just to keep alive.
 
That baby will have to look no further than it's mothers...milk.
 
Somewhere, Guy Richie, is having the last laugh.
 
There is another story in this, about DNA, and steroidal attractions, but...enough already. We have more important things to think about, don't we? When Alex lied, he just hurt himself.
 
When Obama lies, he hurts the whole country.
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