Nobody's Perfect; If you watched the Golden Globes last night, as I did, just because I was in the mood to watch the rich...then like me you might remember a few Diva "opps" moments.

The biggest goof came when Kate Winslet was up thanking all her friends for her most joyous award of being best actress in all situations, including her acceptance speech.

And while she was at it, she forgot one woman's name that she beat...what was her name? Oh...somebody tell me what her name is...oh..darn...you know...there she is...

Oh yes, Angelina Jolie! (Ha!)

Now, as ALL women know, these woman are in a vicious war of "Who is the most beautiful tonight?" and having said that...let's look at Jennifer Lopez's face. Forget the fact that she is wearing the curtain that hung in Tara in "Gone With the Wind" ...check out that look...ohhhhh.....

And ALSO today, we had a really funny "not so perfect" Miley Cyrus tell the world that she cut her "uvala" which she is hoping the millions of men in the world will think of a mispronunciation for something much more exciting.

Yes...she had to go and explain on her website that her "uvala" was in her "mouth" and she "cut" it on a piece of "chicken" and that's why she couldn't talk, and it's all just really hard becoming a sex object when your fans want you to remain in childhood with Mickey. Thinking up creative ways to turn on the guys is not easy...Right Dad?

Never mind.

And last but not least in the Diva "Nobody's Perfect" category, front and center we have Demi Moore, who in front of billions of people world wide, CORRECTED her daughter (the lovely woman standing next to Scarlett Lopez) and told her to stand up straight, or something to that affect, as she walked passed her to the podium showing her daughter how SHE can do it right.

Her daughter should pay attention.

I would say, in the moment of mean, vicious, selfish, and downright horrible things ever done by a mother in the whole world, that was one of them.

How in the world could you embarrass your own daughter in front of the whole world?

For Demi Moore...it was easy.

No wonder Bruce Willis hangs around...

Nobody's Knows: Today, President George W. Bush gave his Daddy the biggest present any son could ever give a father...his own Nimitz Carrier.

And that's exactly the way he presented it...a gift for a man who has everything. Okay, it was said as a joke, but it certainly didn't come off that way.

This from a man who told us that since 9/11 we are in a new war...with an enemy that had no country, and that the conventional means of war were going to become obsolete.

Make sense?

Last week, with a mere whisper in the news, the handover of Iraq was done. And I can't say that it was all due to a liberally bias press...it seems President Bush himself didn't want much fanfare.

And as for history judging his father, most of us still wonder why he left Saddam in power after the first Iraq war. It's almost as if he was thinking.."Well, I must leave something for Georgie to do."

As if the thinking of the family image and it's legacy takes precedent over every decision.

And looking back on Iraq, to me it seemed President's Bush's proudest moments came when he killed Saddam's sons, and captured Saddam.

It was a personal thing, you see.

President Bush (42) said today that it was a awesome carrier for an awesome President. And I thought I was bad. One thing for sure...Daddy had a better education.

I couldn't help feeling while I was watching the whole thing that, while most Americans couldn't be more proud of our soldiers...bringing this ship out in the last few remaining hours before his leaving office, almost smacked of a slap in the face to the American taxpayer. It will be the last Nimitz carrier built, and at what expense? While he gives a nice present to his dad, many Americans don't even buy presents anymore due to the coming depression. The timing couldn't have been worse.

He could have at least thanked the American people.

And the fact that our military has literally lost billions of dollars in Iraq, through sheer incompetence...doesn't seem to bother father and son at all.

As one man after another got up and praised President 41, most of the time it was because he joined the Navy. Okay.

So, he joined the Navy, when he was young.

Yeah, he joined the Navy. Okay, he collected sea shells for his wife from the Pacific.

Okay.

I don't know. The most disappointing thing to me was how young the commander of the ship was, and how he gave the usual global "we have a girl from India serving on board" yada, yada...we are a diversified crew...yada yada,...

Oh, and most importantly, he had a degree in Political Science....more like politically correct science. Yeah---that's going to help when those missiles come at cha'.

God help those kids. I'm sorry, I thought the boy was much too young to be a commander.

It seems nowadays, anyone can have a job...as we see with our recent CIA appointment, you don't have to have experience, you just need to know the right people.

Oh, well. I'd rather see a new ship than a "stimulus" package any day of the year. The money is much more well spent in something that will actually help the country.

It's just the way the Bush family presented the whole thing. There should have been a lot more about the American people, and a little less about the Bush family.

I know they are very proud of themselves, but I wish they'd let us all in on their real achievements, because, a lot of us, just don't get it.

All this does is give the "comrades" more ammunition for the future.

But something tells me, the Bushes could care less, they are flying home on Air Force One.

Daddy Bush has gotten his "New World Order," and now, as his son says, he has everything.

Nobody Wins:

Since nobody gave Joe Biden equal time when HE was running as Obama's Vice President, I think it's about time everyone know...Joe Biden's lost child...

                     Buddy Badula Biden.

Nobody Flashes: Just because they made it, doesn't mean they will come...

Your dog that is.

I'm wondering...How do you get your dog on one of these things.and make him stay there? Heck, I have trouble staying on mine...especially if I let go of the handles. I usually have to jump off due to heavy breathing... and look over at MY dog who is lying on the bed beside my treadmill with the look on her face that says:

                 "You're wasting your time."

I've seen people do it. I've actually seen my son's young and very skinny girlfriend run on the darn things. And what's even more maddening is that is that just the other day I went to a Club Fitness where my son is a personal trainer, walked in the door, and felt like I had stepped onto the movie set of the latest SCI-FI movie in 4-D.

"My God!...when did THOSE machines come out!" Said the Edith Bunker. (me)

This new equipment is so much more advanced than the lowly treadmill, that you could actually have a four-course meal, sex with two people at once, drink a gallon of whiskey, and STILL lose weight, while watching FOX news, trading stock, and playing a game of EVIL DEAD.. all at the same time.

Women could do their nails--in fact, I saw a women doing just that, while walking.

I was searching for the cute little cocktail waitresses.

Well, I can't tell you how glad I am to know that my son will have job security in the future because in the future, no longer will we be allowed to have that Oreo Cookie with milk before bedtime if Tom Daschle, Obama's Secretary of Health and Human Services has anything to say about it...and he will.

Sounds good to me, until you figure out the cycle...

Here's how it goes: They pump up the food with hormones, and deplete the soil, and put chemicals to fatten us all up like Butterball turkeys, THEN...tell us we are all too fat.

So that they can make money off us.

The fatter you are, the more you will pay for health insurance, and you will also have to pay (mandatory by your employer, or you won't get that raise) for weight watcher programs to get you thin again, and then you will stop the program because you won't be able to afford it anymore because the food in it is so much more expensive than regular food...then you will just get fat again, and the cycle will start ALL over, and THEN you will get diabetes...

(puff, puff, puff) Okay...SOME of us MIGHT have to just keep on our old outdated treadmills.

And not just us. The last time I took my dog to the Vet...the Vet felt her, looked at me and said...

"OH....so you have been giving her too many treats have you? She's overweight...I have a drug for that, and some literature..."

Hey, my dog is NOT fat...she's all muscle. How dare she insult my dog, just to sell her drugs, so that she can get a big fat paycheck from the drug company...I smiled at her and just got out as quick as I could. Really. The nerve. She should talk.

There is still hope...Oprah is gaining weight...again. And I bet Oprah right now, at this very moment, has her dogs on one of these contraptions....I just bet.

Somebody has to be buying the things. Maybe the fitness clubs should consider putting some right next to the other machines.. Americans and their dogs...losing weight..together...

Why not? It would create a lot of new jobs for Club Fitness dog trainers.

Beats the old windmills-killing-birds-green-jobs any old day of the week...

At least that's my Nobody's Opinion.

Do they REALLY care? Bill O'Reilly doesn't think so, and I tend to agree.

Nobody's Perfect: This picture just about sums up my mixed feelings concerning the end of 2008, and the beginning of 2009.

By all accounts, and according to all reports, (Done by mostly pundits who make a really good living scaring the heck out of us all.) 2009 will be worse than WWI, WWII, the Civil War, the fall of the Roman Empire, Stalin's reign of Terror, the great depression, and Nancy Pelosi losing a nail---all rolled into one.

We can expect to "starve, lose our jobs, houses, cars, and ability to buy $100 shoes. We will be nuked, biologically attacked, raped by an illegal alien, lose our electric, get heat rash in the snow from global warming, crushed by crumbling highways, lose our homes to unforeseeable earthquakes, more fires, floods, tornadoes....and never again be able to afford season hockey tickets"...not necessarily in that order.

So, in order to give us all a bit of a kick...remember..in 1777, the Redcoats controlled New York City, Fort Ticonderoga was overtaken by the British in July, Washington lost the Battle of Brandywine, 300 Americans were killed at the Paoli Masacre, all our ammunition was destroyed due to rain, Vally Forge left bloody footprints in the snow, two of the Generals were alcoholics, the British captured Philadelphia, and the number of Congressmen went from 56 to 20, (Right now, that would be a blessing!) and France was not about to join in a losing effort.

All this before HD TV, and Monday night football.

The remaining delegates met in YORK, and all was about to be given up, when Sam Adams made this amazing rally:

"If we despond, public confidence is destroyed, the people will no longer yield their support to a hopeless contest, and American liberty is no more. Through the darkness which shrouds our prospect the ark of safety is visible. Despondency becomes not the dignity of our cause, nor the character of those who are its supporters."

He went on to say more great stuff...but you'll have to read the book: Samuel Adams..A Life, by Ira Stoll. It's a great work, well worth your depression buck.

S0....

Here's my Nobody New Year's Resolution: In the next year, I will strive to do my best, not to let the tremendous implications of what it means to have the Clintons and all their monkeys back in power, get the best of me. If it does, may I have a sense of humor at the right times..but:

I'm not perfect. Nobody's Perfect...There WILL be times when I will be so angry, and so full of the madness of it all, I might start getting really emotional. In those times, I beg of you to see me as what I'm proud to be...an American.

Really...if we don't fight for our country, then our men and women fighting in other countries will come home to tyranny, even if that tyranny is hard to trace.

This has not been overnight.

Personally, I think the odds are against us all...but I also remember the line from the Star Trek movie, when Captain Kirk was talking to Captain Picard, (or is it Pecard?) when they were both lost the Nexus---and the Captain Picard asked Kirk to come and help him save a planet. (They were both on horseback...remember?)

To which he asked if the odds of succeeding were impossible, and if there was danger?

"Yes, most certainly"

"Sound like fun." said Kirk.

Not getting mad when my dog pees on my carpet...

I might not make that resolution this year...maybe next. There is only so much perfection in one year I can manage.