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Pass the Salt...

 

PASS THE SALT PLEASE...

Nobody Cares: The grab for government money is getting so bad, that our politicians are having to get real creative about things to tax, since everything we do is taxed now...

What's a politician to do?

Why, tax salt, of course.

The King of New York (who is posing as the mayor) Mr. Bloomberg, wants to impose a tax on, something that all humans on the planet need: salt.

Brilliant.

He's hoping this catches on and the whole world decides its a darn good idea. Just think how much money they could raise?

They could pass the "sea salt" tax, for anyone who floats a boat. A good way to finally pass that sucker at the United Nations.

They could pass the "road salt" tax, for all cities to pay for upcoming global-warming ice storms.

Martha Stewart would finally go out of business.

But, what they REALLY want to do, is tax margaritas, because everyone knows, nothing gets a woman drunker quicker, than a couple of margaritas dosed in salt. And it's no secret that they are concerned about the population...this move would be another way to stop babies from being born due to too many margaritas.

MEN? Are you going to take this lying down?

I should hope so.

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Nobody Knows Just How Much "Stimulation" We Can Bare

Nobody Knows: Today, on my local TV newscast, someone was offering people jobs to go around the city of St. Louis, and actually count the homeless. The local city officials declared that it had been three whole years since they had counted the homeless and an update was sorely needed, no doubt in order to get some of that “stimulus” money that Obama is going to be giving all the Mayors. They would also be passing out packages of tooth-paste, and blankets.

Nobody Knows
why they don’t just give some homeless people those jobs, because in the first place, they need the money, and also, they probably know where all the other homeless people are?
 
But then again, this is all about giving people jobs right? Just not the homeless, we need them to stay that way.
 
*****
I was also thinking today just how much of a coincidence it is that Barack Obama and Bill Clinton are both…lefties. They also both had their mothers’ desert them when they were very young, and they were both raised by grandparents. They both went to Yale, and both are gifted speakers. What?…Does somebody somewhere put up a Want-Ad in a Georgetown local paper that says:

Wanted
: Young men with high IQ’s, emotionally scarred from having been deserted by mother and absent fathers, willing to do anything to gain power and take orders, starting out with political base in Chicago. Must be constitutional lawyers, married to lawyers, and alumni of Yale…only lefties need apply. ( Not to mention, Bill Clinton was the first real black President.) Knowledge of how to demolish the Constitution is the highest prerequisite.
 
******
 
And speaking of lefties…Rahm Emanuel, the senior advisor to Obama, was on Charlie Rose last week, making the unbelievable claim that it was Obama, NOT President George W. Bush, that actually got the first stimulus package passed. Rahm was claiming that never before in history, had a President BEFORE he became President, gotten such a big bill passed. Yes, he gave all credit to Obama. President George W. Bush had nothing to do with it, he just took orders from Obama.
 
The Democrats, as we all know, will take credit for everything. Many of us remember in 1994, when the Republican Congress actually got rid of some of the welfare programs and cut taxes…and years later, Bill Clinton, along with Dick Morris, claim welfare reform was THEIR idea, and their finest hour, even though Bill Clinton had vetoed it two times before, and only passed it in order to get re-elected.
 
Next thing you know, Rahm Emanuel, the son of a Zionist, will be claiming that the Holocaust never happened, agreeing with Iran.
 
Wait for it.
********
 
And speaking of Chicago…Rahm is missing a portion of his left middle finger…You know, the one that we all use to express our deepest concerns? The story is--he lost it when he was working at Arby’s.
 
I bet that medical record is sitting somewhere with Obama’s birth certificate, in Hawaii, buried underwater in some deep shark-infested lagoon, along with Jimmy Hoffa’s body.
*****
 
 Many others are complaining today about all the “extra” items in the next stimulus package that passed the House today. Obama’s trillion dollar bailout bill, included billions for ACORN.
 
Some of us aren’t exactly sure what ACORN does, but we do know---walnuts are better for you.
 
****** 
A very important item that was missing from the stimulus package was a bailout for the taxpayers who had to fork out money to the 46 people it took to deliver eight babies in Los Angeles last week. That’s eight doctor bills per baby.

Nobody knows if this lady was on fertility pills, or if she is an illegal immigrant, but an educated guess says, whoever she is, she is going to make a LOT of money on this deal.
 
Angelina…step aside!
*****
 
And speaking of Angelina…it seems that the National Science Foundation…is having trouble keeping their governmental minds on science. They are wasting far too much time downloading porn, looking at porn, putting up cam pictures of porn, and dreaming of the day 3-D porn is delivered right into their national scientific laptops. This waste of taxpayers time and scientific money is going to be studied and of course, that will cost at least a few trillion to get to the bottom of this, each porn download will have to be carefully examined, so to make up for the expense, the Post Office is going to have to cut back delivery of the mail for one whole day…so that THEY can go home and spend some time with porn-cams of their own. Something the Democrats do every day when they let Jimmy Carter on the news.

Nobody Knows
what Jimmy Carter looks like without clothes on, and nobody really cares at this point, because frankly…Jimmy Carter with clothes on is almost too much 'stimulation' to bear.
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Nobody's Perfect: Bill Gates

Nobody's Perfect: Once upon a time, one of the richest men in the world...

Got arrested.

Later, when he conquered the world, he managed to go back, probably hand out a few checks, and hide the reason he was arrested.

But, somehow, he decided to not get rid of the picture. And we see why.

He was a pretty cute kid...once upon a time.

The fact is: he is really 210 years old, a fact he doesn't want revealed...just yet.

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The Tolling of the Liberty Bell

Nobody’s Opinion: “No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of they friends or thine own were; any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee”….JOHN DONNE
 
This quote from Ernest Hemingway’s war novel, For Whom the Bell Tolls, is the perfect example of why I got a big fat F on my first assignment in college English. Too bad Earnest wasn’t the teacher---I might have stayed in college. That unfair “F” was one of the reasons I decided to drop out.
 
It was my very first day of class. The typical liberal English professor gave us all a four-line poem to read as a first assignment and asked us how we would interpret it. As I read that poem, I realized that my interpretation would be different, depending on the mood I was in when I read it, regardless of the meaning of the author who wrote it at the time. After all, I had no idea what “she,” the writer, was thinking. The poem itself was very nebulous. And how was I to know about this “artist”? I had never heard of her in my great American public school system. I was there to learn, not guess about things.
 
Guessing doesn’t work in math, and it’s not much good in any other subject either.
 
The professor that day asked us what WE thought the poem meant…so I wrote in my essay that it would depend on my mood that day. If I was sad, I would take it romantically. If I was in a good mood, I would take it all together different. It also depended on what the person who wrote the poem was thinking that day, because I sure couldn’t tell by the poem. “A rose, is a rose, is a rose”…could mean a rose is a simple fact, or it could be interpreted as an example of global warming, or that a lesbian just likes roses. How do we know unless we know the source of the poem?
 
The “professor” didn’t take my answer too well, because the next day, she took my essay and tore it apart in front of the whole class, and then proceeded to tell the whole class how stupid I was, and what that author’s poem really meant, according to her.
 
Still… If I was asked that same question again today, I would say the exact same thing.
 
Despite the ignorance of that teacher, I learned a very important lesson that day-- that opinions about the meanings of certain written documents vary according to whatever the person at that moment in his or her life, wants it to mean. This happens even in the interpretation of music. The great Arthur Rubenstein once said that whenever he played a piece on piano, he put his whole life and all his many experiences into every single note. Good for music---but not so good when it comes to politicians, who are very good at interpreting “meanings” from historical documents to benefit whatever agenda they are trying to push on us at the moment.
 
Take the above quote from John Donne. If you were a soldier in Iraq, you would read this, and more than likely apply it to your life…as one soldier working in a unit. Every soldier needs to do his job, and if his friend dies, then a part of him dies with his friend.
 
If you were a liberal on the other hand, you could very well use this quote as an example of the whole world being part of one big family, and the African child that dies of malaria, affects the Iowa farmer, and therefore that Iowa farmer should feel guilty if he eats a good steak that day in good health.
 
Yeah, I know---ridiculously absurd.
 
It’s my nobody opinion that one of the main reasons most liberal newspapers have bit the dust, is that the week after week of global-pity news used to justify the paying out of large sums of taxpayer money to other nations---just got old and repetitious. Just because someone is dying in Africa, doesn’t mean that you should want to die in his place.
 
Hemingway, as it becomes clear in the novel, was using the Donne poem to put home the theme of his novel. A soldier dying for his friends and “comrades” in arms, for a cause they believed in: the chance for a nation to live as a Republic—a most noble cause if I must say so myself.
 
The novel’s main character is an American named Robert Jordon, who has gone to join antifascist guerillas fighters during the Spanish Civil War of 1936, something which Hemingway actually reported on.
 
So… we know the source, therefore the interpretation of John Donne’s words would be from a soldier’s point of view---even a gerbil could follow that logic…agreed?
 
Now, let’s take another example: Recently we have seen our Constitution being re-interpreted by leftist liberals from Obama to Tom Hanks, who say that somewhere in the Constitution; all gays have the right to marriage, because of the “pursuit of happiness” clause, and “equal” rights. But, if you’ve read anything by our founding fathers, the right to homosexual marriage was not what they meant by either phrase. They founded the nation on their own strong, Christian beliefs, and homosexual marriage is not part of that philosophy.
 
Sorry, Mr. Hanks, the Mormons are more justified in this than you; on the basis of interpretation…you simply must consider the source.
Tom Hanks, apologized for calling the Mormons un-American, where in fact, it was he that was untrue to the founders and their wonderful document.
 
If we go on by Tom Hanks’s shoddy interpretations, the Pursuit of Happiness can mean many things. Maybe it would make a certain person happy to have ten wives, and be able to kill any one wife, any time he felt like it. My idea of happiness would be Tom Hanks funding a trip around the world for me!

Quick!--
Someone see if that’s in the Constitution!
 
No, the real intent of the founders, as we have known for decades, is that in this great country every single person should have the right to justice, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness…as long as it doesn’t hurt or interfere with ‘other’ people’s life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.
 
And as much as gays and lesbians deserve the same rights as every citizen, they impose great unhappiness when too many of us are having to watch them kiss on our TV’s, and know that their sexual preferences are being pushed as perfectly normal sexual behavior to our children in our educational system.
 
Homosexuality is not “normal” in animals, let alone human’s beings. If it makes them happy, then that’s their right to pursue each other, but they do not have the right to impose it on the rest of us. Maybe Alec Baldwin gets a kick out of exclaiming how he wants to make out with Anthony Hopkins at an awards dinner--but do we have to listen to such nonsense?
 
You could turn off the show you say? Well, how in the world can we see half this stuff coming? You can’t. Like a bug on your windshield, it just hits you…splat.
 
And yet, that is what is being done in the name of “equal” rights. And since they can’t rewrite the Constitution without Congress, they just make up their own interpretation of the document, which is: gays have the right to be happily married.
 
Another liberal misinterpretation is global warming. Today, Obama said that global warming is a fact…because everyone agrees it is.
 
Good thing he isn’t in that Texas Ice storm in Dallas this morning.
 
Many thousands of scientists on this planet disagree with Obama’s interpretation of the “facts.” But then again, Obama, as we have seen by his signing executive order after order, is on an island entirely to himself. And that’s too bad for the rest of us---For the bells of liberty will toll for no one, when one man makes himself “King.”
 
Americans are compassionate people, but killing the hen that laid the golden goose is not the way to heal or help the world, and that's what they plan to do.
 
So, while the bells are tolling in many a gay liberal mind tonight, to this nobody, some of it seems most of those bells are simply cracked, and beyond repair.
 
For Whom Does the Bell Toll, Hemingway asked?
 
Well, speaking for myself, whenever another bell of liberty from the Republic of America dies: whenever a liberal politician or actor takes our founding documents and interprets them in whatever mood they happen to be in at the moment…leading us further down the fascist roads… The Bell Tolls for Thee...and nobody me.
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Nobody Flashes On a Saturday Night

Nobody Flashes on a Saturday Night...unless of course your name is Bunny.
Okay. So I've been in a bad mood lately.
 
So, it shows.
 
So, I'm not too happy with the world right now. Tell me...who is?
 
And because of that I intend to do what every normal woman does when she is having a big PMS time... She rearranges the furniture.
 
Yes, I'm planning next week to move some MAJOR stuff. Stuff that was moved last when Nixon was in the White House..
 
I will need some big men. I just haven't figured out where I'm going to find these guys, as the men in my family I'm sure will be WAAAAAAYYY too busy.
 
Nevertheless, that never stopped any other woman in the world before! I certainly don't want to disappoint any women in my ancestor past. If I can't find a man, I will use the next best thing.
 
My hips... A woman hips, can move just about anything if she puts her back into it. I'm sure if we could look back in time, it was a thousand women pushing tons of blocks up on inclines, NOT MEN...who built the pyramids---and they all used their hips.
 
The men were busy making the bricks and beer to go with it.
 
So, in the meantime, take a look at this brand new toy that Barack Obama is enjoying...I think it leaves a lot to be desired, but then again...what do I know?
 
I would have made that thing fly and swim, and have loudspeakers in which to say commands. But that's me.
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Obama Strokes His Pen

Nobody's Fool: Obama (sorry, after today, he doesn't deserve the honor of being called "President") decided today that all our hard-earned taxpayers money---money that they take out of our paychecks every week, will be used to fund abortions all over the world.

How much is THIS going to cost?

Yes, Mama Obama, with the stroke of a "pen" decided to bring back one of Bill and Hillary's favorite ways to spend our money...to pay for women in other nations to have abortions.

Now----whether your pro-choice, or against abortion, it makes no difference on the point I'm about to make.

At a time when our own nation of America has fallen into such deep debt, due to our politicians, the fact that ONE man...just ONE man, can take OUR money and use it to pay for other people's abortions all over the world, instead of using that money to pay off our debt, or pay for OUR needs...like our military, our health care, our energy..etc.-----

The fact that he can use our money for this horror, with millions of Americans believing that abortion is murder...is an obscenity beyond comprehension. He takes our money, and spreads it around like a p_ _ p. (Four letter word for sexual agent)

Obama might as well be named Stalin. Barack Stalin Hussein, the terrible.

Hey, I gave him a few days grace...he just lost it.

Obama, it seems, had on his mind as one of his first priorities, to control the world's population, and also make sure that aborted fetuses make it to the science labs in order to save the rich.

What? Do you think that Universal Health Care is going to pay for you to get the latest stem-cell embryo medical procedure if ... if you're poor?

He's KING OF THE WORLD! And he has just begun.

This nobody believes that it's one thing to leave that decision up to the individual like all the liberals complain... it's quite another thing when a government takes money from millions of people who would disapprove of any money being used to kill...and giving it out for exactly that.

Yes, Obama now provides the sword.. with OUR money.  If the liberals want to donate their OWN money for abortions around the world, that's another issue...

But conservatives all over the country should be screaming...literally, screaming.

For Obama to take our money and give it away to the world...at this time in our history..shows you where he is leading us fast...

Yeah...one child, one couple: It might happen sooner than we think. Watch for it...unless you're black, or Spanish, and promise to vote Democratic.

Can you SEE how disgusting this is?

Our "system" is completely broken.

And he announced today that he is going after Rush Limbaugh. He means to shut the man down. 
 
Let's hope Rush has some friends in high places...because we are going to need him.
 
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First Days Can Be Tough

Nobody Wins: President Obama's first day at the office was not without it's "moment's.'

For instance: Some of Bill Clinton's old signs were STILL left up all in all the bathrooms, and a few were found underneath desks and rugs. A call was made to the former President who laughed and then asked them all to be sent to his Presidential Library...it seems they have run out of them.

Another problem
was the complete mess and outdated electrical grid as we see from this picture, taken from outside the West Wing Window...which is not technically up-to-date enough for Obama and his people. When asked why this problem was so bad, it was stated that they decided not to fix it, because, it would have to be torn down and fixed AGAIN with solar panels. Solar panels would be a problem since snipers are usually on the roof, and it really is not reliable or cost effective at this moment. On the good side, Obama's blackberry still turns on.
 
His brother, as we see here, was STILL waiting for Air Force One to pick him up in Africa, so that he could come and stay in the Lincoln bedroom...
 
And last but not least, Obama's double was found hanging out downtown, trying to pick up girls, instead of doing his job.
 
In spite of all this mess, Obama still found the time to blame President Bush and Chief Justice Roberts for "their" mistakes.
 
It's nice to see everything is coming together, on the whole, the day went well.

 

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United Nations Marries Joe and Jill Biden

Nobody Flashes: In order to continue my ever going search for the people who REALLY control the world, let me ask you this...

Would YOU get married in the Chapel of the United Nations?

Does that sound like a really romantic place to forever declare your undying love?

Well, that's exactly where Joe Biden and Jill got married on June 17, 1777. It's almost an insult to the men who gave their lives on Bunker Hill.

It also helps to know that Joe is really gung-ho on the United Nations and ALL it's global warming nonsense to control our lives.

Now, the real question is: Where did they spent their wedding night?

Lincoln's bedroom? Some Shiek's private quarters at the top?

Nobody Knows...and frankly, Nobody Cares.

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Nobody Knows: The Gift of the Marxist

Nobody Knows: On October 26, 1760, King George III’s accession to the throne was truly extravagant. A rich and long procession was lead to Westminster Abbey, where just like today, a country in enormous debt from the war with France, (now it’s Iraq) gave its royals a three-day celebration…with hundreds of bottles of champagne, and massive banquets---they spared no expense.
 
The costs of that war and that party of course, were sent across the sea to the new country called America.

 
That America, didn’t appreciate the “tax.”

That
America didn’t put up with it.

That
America has been erased---slowly, and with the best PR propaganda that Hollywood can buy.
 
Today, Oprah announced it is a “gift” to be gay. Soon, it will be a “gift” to be a fool! What did 1984 call it? Doublespeak?
                Citizens of the world, doublespeak! All become gay and save the world from destruction!
 
Right now, I’m listening to Obama talk at the Youth Inaugural Ball, and his main message to everyone is: You WILL serve, serve, serve, and serve some more. Serve for the common good of all.
 
Spoken like a true communist.
 
Go figure. As I looked upon the millions of black faces in the crowd today, somehow that word “serve” brought nothing but sheer joy to the ancestors of slaves…simply because it was a ‘black’ man asking them to do it, not a white man. On Martin Luther King Day he got them all to go out and pick up the trash in their neighborhoods. He’s getting them warmed up.
 
If only those black “slaves” that built the Capital could get in a time machine and talk some sense into their future generations, they would tell them that slavery has no color. They would tell them that it was African black men who sold their own black brothers and sisters to the white slavers, a fact that they don’t talk about much.
 
I must say…the Democratic Party has done an excellent job of keeping the ignorance of the masses…just that: ignorant. The media is so controlled, that when a President Obama gave free reign to his “friends,” to join him...men like Samuel L. Jackson, a man who just loves Castro and Chavez…it doesn’t matter how many flags they wave around him. He is a hypocrite.
 
It’s all about the power, and these people are Marxists: they sympathize with Marxists. All the Obama’s personal friends have been Marxists. And that in itself is astounding.
 
And now, with the racial kettle boiling, you will soon here the call to the final nail to the call to arms…”Green Workers Unit!”
 
When I heard Obama’s speech today, I heard him say that some of us will have to take a “cut” in pay in order for ALL to keep employed. Will the blacks be asked to take a cut in pay, or just the whites, who are blamed by the blacks for all evils in the world?
 
We saw today how the blacks treated President George W. Bush, ...disgusting. And as I looked at George W. Bush’s face today, sitting behind the podium, it looked like he was thinking: “You people have no idea what’s coming, and frankly, I don’t care.” And who could blame him?
 
So--- is Obama going to mandate 35-hour work weeks for all governmental employees? No, he will want everyone to work even longer hours for less pay. Something we already do now.
 
And what if we don’t care to join Obama’s new Marxist vision of caring for the world? Is he going to call us all names? Like …Childish? Selfish? Un-American?
 
Yep.
 
And I don’t know about you, but the fact that two Presidents kept repeating over and over in the last few days, the images and words of America’s three major war Presidents: Lincoln, FDR, and George Washington. Me thinks they are trying to tell us something.
 
If history repeats itself, then Obama will get us into WWIII, in order to get us out of the depression that will soon hit very hard. Putting Leon in as CIA director will help that much needed attack… an attack needed to rally us all…to serve. Who can doubt it?
 
And out of that chaos will come the New World Government that they have been planning. I imagine it will be pretty much like China, only a little more “progressive.”
 
After all, America’s bankrupt, as is the UK, and as it is being reported daily, so will be Mexico. Something is going to give.
 
And THEN Obama can use his phenomenal speeches and rally America to save the world, the hungry, and cure diseases, and also put the final people who don’t work for the government, to work for the government, because that what’s everything is about..More government.
 
Peachy.
 
And since more people work now for the government, than the private sector, here…people from all over the world will come here looking for work and Americans will be leaving in droves to find better employment elsewhere.
 
You might think I am crazy, but really, the “social engineering” for this new global society is going on all around us, everyday, and everywhere.
 
So, while I’m happy for the people having a good time tonight. I just don’t expect much from a man who not too long ago, refused to salute the American flag: A man who only days ago stuck up for a favorite reverend who hates white people: A man who once was so stupid that he got hooked on cocaine.
 
No, I’m waiting for the moment when Obama admits that Oprah Winfrey is really gay.
 
That's a gift I promise, I will celebrate.
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Nobody's Perfect: Jill Biden

Nobody's Perfect: Today on Oprah, Jill Biden let it slip that her husband Joe actually had his choice of being Secretary of State or Vice President, and he chose, to be VP.

Everyone
laughed! Ha! What a slip!
 
Of course, it's obvious to Jill and everyone in Washington that Joe is much more capable of being Secretary of State than Hillary Clinton, or even Secretary of Defense. Why...Joe just came back from doing Hillary's job---he was busy visiting all the countries in the middle East...What was Hillary doing? No one knows.
 
Joe, I'm sure Jill forgot to mention this--- had even been offered the office of the Presidency, because his experience alone makes him more capable than Barak Obama for that position--- but then he would have had to travel the world all the time, and Jill would have missed him.
 
After all, she teaches English, a language in danger of disappearing due to global gases.
 
So, you do have to wonder...according to some, Dick Cheney was the real President these last eight years. Will Joe Biden be the real President the next eight years? Does the office of the Vice Presdency now possess the real power, while the President just makes the speeches?
 
Mmmmmm....Nobody Knows.
 
The Biden family, Jill assured Oprah's audience, talked it over and decided to leave the really hard decisions up to Hillary. They do have big plans for the Clintons.
 
Just ask Oprah.
 
Being the Vice President is just fine for Joe, and even though Jill acted like it was just a slip of the tongue...something tells me, that since Hillary's confirmation might not go through...the battle for power is STILL going strong within the Democratic Party.
 
And because of that, I suggest they might want to put a really strong belt on that bomb. After all, the Clintons have never been known to pass up that historical photo-op and we wouldn't want them too!
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Obama--Can He Save Taco Bell's Soda Machine?

Nobody’s Opinion: Oh boy---I must say…the black people of our nation are so excited, so pumped up, so fired up, that finally, the African in the White House is going to give them all big houses and cars and Disneyworld vacations every year.
 

He can save us!” “He can SAVE us!”
 
Too bad he can’t tell them that people still want soda with their Taco’s.
 
I saw something last weekend that I am still amazed happened, and the only reason for it has to be, that the message is out that our nation now has a daddy…and so, many citizens of our society are so caught up in this feeling that they are going to be saved by Obama that they feel invincible, and if they don’t feel like doing their job…so be it.
 
Boy---we in deeper trouble than I thought.
 
I discovered this last Saturday afternoon at a fast food restaurant. My husband and I pulled into a Wendy’s, around 11.40.pm. The place was packed, so we agreed to go across the street to Taco Bell. Okay, simple enough.
 
As we stepped right up to the line, we instantly gave--- now this is important---a 400-pound young white woman our order. I remember feeling so sorry for her weight problem, because she was just so young.
 
A Mountain Dew came with the meal, so she gave us a cup. Not too long ago most fast food places would get the drink for you. Not anymore…you now serve yourself. But, the self-serve soda machine was not working. Not at all--- you couldn’t even get water.
 
Hey, it’s not working.” said my husband as he handed the girl his empty cup. “It’s not?” She went over to the machine, and pressed a button, and nothing came out. “Well, how about two fruit drinks instead?”
 
You guessed it, I went and got a table with our two ‘fruity drinks” and watched the people pour in, and even the three families before us were standing around waiting for their orders, never mind everyone's drinks. Someone had told the girl to take the drink orders, despite the fact that the machine was broke, or so it seemed.
 
Remember, it’s Saturday afternoon, on the busiest street in North St. Louis.
 
I was timing the wait…twenty minutes went by, and out among the tables the masses were mounting, Everyone was standing, sort of in shell-shock, because there was not only no soda, there was no food coming up.
 
Suddenly feeling overwhelmed, the fat white girl behind the counter, took about ten empty cups, and went over to the machine and filled up all the cups with…it looked like black sludge. She then took the tray over to a table (just walking was hard for her) where another white young woman, who was just as big (a personal assistant to Hell-Boy ) was talking to a young black woman. There were papers scattered all over the table.
 
 “The machine’s not working…I just can’t get it to!” said the girl.
 
Well, obviously, I thought, since the white girl was talking so much and the black girl looked like she was applying for a job, that the white woman should get off her butt and fix the problem.
 
I was wrong.
 
What’s a nobody to do? Since we had already paid and were still waiting, along with about twenty other people for our meal, and everyone in the place was a complete coward, I went over to the table laughing and said to the two women:
 
I can’t believe this! I’ve been coming to this Taco Bell for over twenty years, and you could care less about your customers! This is a first!”
 
I went back to my table and sat down. The black girl looked at me as if she was really surprised. She came over and said to me, “Well, the machine has been broken since this morning!” No apology to anyone.
 
 Like, “You expect ME to fix it?” Then she went behind the counter, for a few minutes and walked back out to the table where she was and continued her conversation with Hell-girl. I had made the mistake of thinking that the big fat woman was the manager. No, the young black woman, who did not know how to fix the soda machine, and actually didn’t think it was HER job…was the manager.
 
So---is this Obama’s new Independent Nation? Blacks, and single white women, will no longer feel any obligation to do their jobs? Because after all, we have a black daddy President, who is going to take care of them now? What would Sarah Palin have done, if she had been manager? I think we know the answer to that. The word Independence evidently means different things to different people.
 
Tonight, I listened to Obama’s speech that he just gave in Philadelphia. Most of the speech was about slaves, and the suffering of blacks in America, and lots of it was about defending why he defended his pastor Reverend Wright. Of course, they edited it nicely for the national news networks. That whole racial part was left out. It was so different than the speech he gave in front of Lincoln today.
 
Now have an African President, who wants us all to unit…and while the whites call him our President, the blacks don’t let us forget that he is an African. And that’s really all that matters.
 
And the African Daddy is going to save them all.
 
What's this mean? For the next eight years we "white" people are going to get beat up even more over this stuff till we just cry "uncle."
 
I'm sure Obama, our new African Daddy, will pardon this nobody for taking his continual message of racial 'hope' with a shot of tequila, because sorry---my soda machine is all fizzled out.
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STOP! In the Name of Love...

Nobody's Fool: This likeness of Obama was made by the soldiers in Iraq..out of butter.

Those guys are talented! One day, they are capturing hard core Iraq's, the next day, they are sculpting butter!

So...Why is Barack holding his hand up in such a manner?

Is he waving to the millions off the back of his love train?

Or, could it be he is saluting in the normal manner of a certain man who wanted to take over the world, and that was BEFORE he met a nice German barmaid?

Or, do you hear what I hear?

"Stop! In the name of Love! Before you break my heart...

STOP! In the name of Love! Before you break my heart.

Think it ooo.ooo...ver. Think it O000. over."

Hey, I thought the whole Amtrak train into Washington was pretty lame too. One more picture of Joe Biden smiling off the back of a  caboose, was one picture too many for me. I've never been on a train ride, but that memory of smiling Joe is not exactly making me want to get one anytime soon.

 
If they want Obama to serve four terms like FDR, just come out and say it...spare us the propaganda.
 
Maybe those fine soldiers should make a big Obama chocolate cake, and put a likeness of Obama sitting in a wheelchair with a beard and a tophat...like Lincoln.
 
Let's get REALLY creative!
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Nobody Wins: Bush's Farewell

Nobody Wins: As I was listening to President Bush's farewell speech to the nation tonight, I couldn't help thinking that it was simply the saddest speech I had ever witnessed, because the man is sad, I mean that...he's been depressed and practically unable to lead anything since 9/11.

That's just my Nobody's Opinion.

All those famous bloopers that he made every single day, were not all from his 'low' IQ and inability to speak clearly, as all liberals would want you to believe, but from, I believe, a devastating depression. And if my guess is right, and that's true, he has probably been on some anti-depression medication like Zoloft for quite some time.

How would I know? I actually was put on the stuff once for two days. It numbs your mind, so that you can't think at all. So, you don't feel depressed, but you're also in slow motion, and literally lose the ability to form relevant thoughts. How many times have we seen President Bush be completely out-to-lunch?

Too many times to count.

To me, that would explain why he sat in front of that grade school class with that dumb look on his face for so long on 9/11, upon hearing the news of our attacks. He actually wasn't thinking much of anything, because you see, those medications affect your frontal cortex, where all analytical thinking is done. It slows down everything...almost time itself. It took a while for George to register the information he just heard...like jump-starting a battery.

Add the fact that there is strong evidence that he and Laura's marriage has been out-the-door for quite a while now. I wouldn't doubt if she is already in another happy relationship. He has been mentioning Laura much too much, as if HE knows that OTHERS suspect their marriage is gone. So he must keep the history clean. "I'm not looking forward to her cooking." (Hee-hee)

Really, what a stupid statement. That's a statement from a man who doesn't live with his wife. Some men actually do fall apart when they lose their mate, and I think President Bush is one of them.

Now, there are great men that have suffered from severe depressions and still go on to rule with clarity..Winston Churchill, Abraham Lincoln, both John Adams and his son JQA.

Oppenheimer suffered from it, but it didn't stop him from working.

But that was before they had Prozac, and Zoloft. Even though these men suffered greatly from clinical depressions (Churchill called it his black dogs) they also were not drugged with these advanced medications, (because they were not on the market yet) and they also had great support systems in their wives. (Okay, Lincoln's wife also suffered from them, but he had he cabinet of buddies.)

They also didn't have CNN, FOX, and billions of Muslims wanting to kill them, and their families. They didn't have the worry of nuclear bombs wiping out the whole country. They didn't have to listen to the opposition political party side with the enemy, every hour of every minute of every day.

Daddy Bush didn't have 150 channels of vicious Democrats. Forget talk radio, that's nothing compared to the vast liberal attack machines that are in place now.

And something tells me that President Bush, outside his family, doesn't have many friends.

Historians keep these facts very quiet, because depressions are considered a form of mental illness, and nothing is worse than thinking that your leader isn't quite up to par, especially in wartime. Look how they covered up FDR's being a cripple, and JFK being on drugs?

And while so many have spent their lives vilifying Dick Cheney as Darth Vader, we may never know just how much Dick took up the slack. If he was the real ruler behind President Bush, as all the liberals claim he was, then maybe, we should all be thankful Dick had "our" backs, so to speak. That would certainly explain what has happened in so many cases. Bob Woodruff=ruff should maybe think about this.

Yes, the speech tonight was almost surreal. I thought it was really funny when he said that the people "choose" the next President. In this, we are an example to the rest of the world.

Come on. The American people have no choice at all in whose running, that's determined by who's got the most money, and the powerful moneyed lobbyists that give that money.

In Obama's case the big money came from the man who gets a kick out of destroying countries...George Soros, with millions of contributions from foreign countries.

John McCain, to anyone watching, was hand-picked to lose. It was all one big television entertaining scam, to make us think that WE picked the first Black President, who, once in power, picked his hated rivals to run the whole government.

So we are given choices that most of us don't want. Both the Clinton's and the Bushes have done nothing but represent, not only foreign countries, but their own families and fortunes and friends. And now, we have a Congress of mostly criminals, who live above the law, as do all our Presidents.

Tonight he spoke of how wonderful the American people are: How we can stand up under any hardship...boy, they are really testing us now.

One thing was clear, I don't think that sadness we've been witnessing for so many years is just the breakup of his marriage...you can see it in his eyes.

And on that point, I WILL reserve my opinions, because I don't want to get too depressed right now. I threw my Zoloft down the toilet many, many moons ago.

Too bad President Bush didn't do the same.

NOTE: Of course I have no idea if President Bush is on some kind of medication...I just can't think of any other reason how one man could be so....out-of-touch. We still have our minds, thank goodness to speculate all options...for now, as well we should.

It's only smart to consider, what they are planning for us...and so far, it's not been good at all.

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Nobody Cares About Show and Tell

Nobody Cares; Today, as you can see from these fine navy pilots here---it was announced that Obama has said that he wants all gays in the military to come out of the closet and make it well known that they are gay, and open for suggestions...and at least with them, sex will not produce a transfer...

The new motto: Show and Tell

Since this was taken last year, I'd say, not many anywhere in the military are surprised.... however, they will not be allowed to use bubble bath anymore when at sea, due to the new global warming rules put out by Obama's new global warming czarcina. (Who, can also come out now and admit SHE is gay.)

 

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Nobody Does "24"

Nobody Knows: I just got finished watching the ever popular television program “24” and I thought I’d do one of MY exciting nobody days in the Jack Bauer mode…so…

Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep…
 
**********

These events took place between:
 
9am and 12am: Dog woke JA (that’s me) up at 9am with a wet tongue in ear…heroine looks at the clock. Remembers that she went to sleep at exactly 4:30am, so she turns over and tries to go back to sleep. Lump in mattress is sheer torture! That’s illegal! That will not happen again on MY watch!

9:15am
: Gets up and lets the dogs out. Zippy, a three-year-old American Eskimo, pees at the top of the stairs, and turns and smiles! Typical morning….heroine takes action and throws an old rag on it. (Whew, that was close!)

9:17am:
Pours a bowl of the last remains of a Rice Krispee box, which has been on top of the fridge for at least three months. Eats, and gives other dog, KoKo, an American Eskimo/Pomeranian, the bowl to lick. Gives parakeet’s seed and water and talks to all six of them, telling them to forget their clandestine plans to take over the kitchen. There is bird seed all over the floor. (Stay focused, take care of that later)

9:20am:
Puts bowl in sink, gets three rounds of bullets to load her gun (Okay…it’s a Fish Oil pill and a B-12 pill, to take with my orange juice, but bullets sounds more exciting.)

9:35am:
Goes back to bed, to look over the plans for the upcoming raid on the hospital. (Actually, it’s my reading hour because that’s how long it takes for my energy pills to kick in.)

9:40am:
Reads in Readers Digest that there in danger! Many people are being killed by “debris” falling off of cars, and trucks. The director of The China Syndrome was not killed by Jane Fonda, but by a steel rod that had fallen off a truck somewhere in the Eastern Seaboard, and struck him right in the forehead, killing him instantly. Al Gore gets away! JA (heroine) decides to use this argument to try to break her husband’s habit of following two feet behind Mac Trucks on the highway. She also learns that deer are making a big comeback in Texas and wonders why the illegals aren’t making deer taco's?

10:00am:
In her “war” briefings (For Whom the Bell Tolls) it seems the men are not the least bit concerned about becoming communists in order to defeat the fascists in Spain. Blowing up a bridge in broad daylight is not going to be easy, not to mention, every one that does it will surely die, including the brand new babe that likes to crawl under Hemmingway’s (I mean, our soldiers’) blanket, but somebody has to do it!
 
Blow up the bridge that is.

10:15am:
JA gets her Moscow briefing…the Russians have a laser that can destroy every US satellite making the US venerable to nuclear attack. She puts agent Tom Clancy on the case under the name Jack Ryan, and dispatches him to the Kremlin to save the Cardinal. “Get back to me Jack.” JA tells him.
 
Don’t worry, he’s mine.” Jack is a smart aleck, and so he WILL get the job done, because everyone loves a smart aleck, unless of course you're name is Ann Coulter and you ARE smart.

10:30am:
Something tells her to turn on the news, and good thing too. The world is in great danger as Hillary Clinton is being questioned by the Senate, and it is revealed that the billions of taxpayers dollars that went missing, will be used by Hillary Clinton in order to save the world, build Africa’s infrastructure, so that they can have water, food, schools, teachers, and brand new computers. To do this of course, she will need two top men to help her (in other words, actually do HER job because she will be too busy gathering funds for her husband Bill Clinton.)
 
She also wants to stop women and children all over the world from getting acid thrown in their face. (Which means Bill has a concern) Not much is said about Israel, but when asked if Bill’s vast amounts of “raising” money would be used by nations to bribe Hillary, she states: “It will not be in the atmosphere.” Which In Clinton’s lawyer-like secret code means …it will be buried deep in our bank vault account in the Caymans Islands.
 
11:00am: Update: The Plaza Hotel has been taking over by a Jewish Billionaire named Isaac Tshuva, who built condominiums and sold them for around $53 million, with the promise that when finished they would look “just like the picture.” One Russian wife was so appalled at the finished, she exclaimed, “This is too small!” and on that note, she was locked in the closet. Union employees were going to be replaced, and so they took the fight to Israel, and Bruce Springsteen, and jobs were saved. Eloise was taken away to a secure location.

12:00pm:
Knowing that time is running out, JA, realizes she must go to the hospital, not because she wants to, but because no one will return her calls. She has called the number on all her bills at least ten times, but no one returns her calls. Well, no one is going to rip off this nobody! She decides, she will put on her best red lipstick, with just the right hint of light bronze in the middle of the bottom lip, and plans her attack on that very handsome President who gave her his card one day in the lobby, and said, “Call me if you ever have a problem.”
 
12:15 pm. JA gets out of the car. She walks into the lobby and goes to the information station.
 
So, who’s the top guy at this place?”
 
“I don’t really know!” say all three women behind the desk. “Whoever they are, they’re not here.”
 
“Well, no one will return my phone calls.”
 
 
Oh my, follow me. By the way, I like you’re whole look.” says the information girl.
 
JA has put on a black coat, with a black fur hat…yes, she has that “I’ve got money and don’t mess with me look.” She is pleased that her disguise worked.

12: 35pm:
In the main office, no one is there. Down the hall she sees a bunch of women having lunch.

12:45pm
: A lady named Kathy takes her into a secret room. JA tells her the problem. She has been overcharged. No one returns her calls.

“I’ll get help”
she tells JA…”Stay right here”
 
12:55: JA, sits at a big table for eight people, and gets bored…goes through her coupon book and throws away most of her book, but finds a good one for Rice Krispies (A HIT!) --- this takes about 15 minutes.

1:21pm:
Finally gets up. Goes outside the room and yells: “Hey, what’s goin on here! I’ve been waiting over 30 minutes!”

1:25pm:
Kathy walks in room “I called someone to come, but they are in a meeting!”
 
 
Okay, I’ll go to lunch and come back. Don’t you have an office here where they take care of the bills?”
 
“Well, no.”
 
Obviously, the woman is lying.

2:00pm:
beep-beep, beep- beep, beep-beep, beep-beep
******
JA has trouble in the lunchroom---they are trying to kill her with the green beans. She calls her husband. “They have me cornered, I was almost poisoned by a three-day old piece of chicken breast, but, I’m okay. I’m not leaving without a fight!”
 
2:30pm: JA goes back to the office. Kathy calls someone and begs them to come help the lady who has been waiting for over two hours to see someone. She hangs up the phone:

“They are at another location. They will have to drive here, I’m not sure how long that will take."

3:00pm:
With unbelievably fast movement… JA uses her stealth maneuver…she goes uninvited into the “assistants” office and stands over her desk with an intimidating look. The assistant gets scared.

“How much longer is this going to take again?” She
says.

3:04pm:
It works! The assistant makes another phone call… a black man comes within two minutes; a black man who was in the building all along! He is a very high official says Kathy.

3:25pm:
They go into the interrogation room…JA pulls out all the evidence, and PROVES that someone in the hospital has been conspiring to steal $275.53 cents from her. The man makes a phone call, says it was an “error.” The reason for no one answering her phone calls, he says was because “all the employees had “mandatory leave.” He smiles a lot. But doesn’t say he’s sorry.
 
JA decides not to pursue this line of questioning any longer. Who knows how many patients were killed due to mandatory vacations? This information might get her killed, or even worse, she might get tied up and sent to a room on the sixth floor.

4:00pm.
JA finally leaves the hospital, and goes to Target to pick up cheap dog food. She looks at the sonic toothbrushes and decides that she will get Chloe to find her a cheaper one the internet. After all, there might be important state secrets secretly planted in that aching gum in her back molars…they left a big gap. Must be careful…stay focused.

4:34 pm.
Drives to Shop and Save: more shopping. She demands the winning Powerball ticket from the cashier.

4:40:pm:
Back at the UNIT, she stresses out, puts up groceries and goes to lie down, turns on the news, and gets call from husband, who is coming home.
 
 5:00pm Talks to husband filling him in on all the action and brags about her razor sharp responses in her battle with the enemy the hospital, bringing her another victory. JA also says “Hi” to the NSA, who listens to her phone conversations, in order to find out her plans to talk, write, and attack all enemies against the United States. She talks in code again, to lead them on a wild goose chase.

“So, are you hungry?”
 
NSA Agent, “She just asked him if he was hungry…what’s that mean?”
 
6:00pm: Husband turns on TV, watches the first two hours of “24” where the woman President can’t figure out who she must save in a terrorist threat: The American people, or the African People. It the hardest decision that she will ever make, so she calls Hillary Clinton who tells her to save Africa, because why else would we be introducing the whole subject of saving Africa to a very conservative Jack Bauer if we weren’t thinking of doing exactly that?!

8:00pm:
Grilled cheese for dinner…JA wants to sweep up bird seed, but husband has headache, so she doesn’t. Husband goes to bed.

9:00pm:
JA checks out e-mails, reads the headlines, which includes headlines of Ann Coulter being vilified on the VIEW, for wanting children to have fathers.

10:00pm:
JA decides she must save Ann from alleviation--Ann after all, is on the job. A great American, JA will go undercover tomorrow, the fight for America is never ending It has been reported that the enemy and corruption go up to the highest levels. In fact, it now IS the highest levels.

12:00am:
She takes off her spy-watch. (Okay, I don’t have a spy watch.) Tomorrow will be another exciting day filled with the many adventures of living each day as if it was her last. Because, with Hillary and Obama, America is in the greatest danger she has ever been.
 
JA takes her bullets…I mean pills…melatonin. Manages to dodge the bird seed, which she will sweep up tomorrow.
 
Staying up late tonight is NOT an option, because tomorrow, she will need to protect the yard from explosive gumballs, planted no doubt by the Chinese with the help of Henry Kissenger.

Beep, beep…beep, beep, beep-beep, beep-beep...
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