Nobody Cares:Here we see a group of Obama supporters getting ready to watch the final debate beteween Barack Obama and John McCain. The girls are very excited because they have a special guest to watch it with them.

Yes, the man in the back, just happens to be Barack Obama's step-brother. All these lovely girls felt so sorry for him, because he doesn't have a TV in his little hut in Africa in which to watch and cheer for his brother

Yes... they felt so sorry for him they called him up in Africa and invited him over.

But, he didn't have the money to come to America to watch his brother become, (according to all the polls) the first black United States President...so the girls, sold cookies, washed cars, begged old boyfriends, and gave pedicures to old ladies in nursing homes, even ones they weren't sure were still alive, just to raise the money to buy the airplane ticket for Obama's brother so that he could fly over to America and join the girls in this one night historical debate.

God bless America and it's loving citizens.

Hey...you think up some kind of story to go with this picture.

Nobody's Perfect: Tonight on the History Channel they had a special program about body language: how politicians are mostly judged by it, and how most of the time, elections are won by just how well the candidates can be coached to use the right gestures, make the right faces at the right times, use their voices and their speech patterns to manipulate the crowds...

Obama is a master at it. So was Bill Clinton, and so was Hitler. Master the tricks of the trade and you can be numero uno.

And as I was watching it, I kept thinking about just how terrible our President, George W. Bush, has looked for the last four years.

Too many times, he looked near tears.

If you judged him by his body language alone... something beyond great grief has happened to the man, and he now simply reads his lines, no matter what the occasion. Whether his sadness is about Laura, or the national woes...or a combination, it shows.

And it's very disheartening to this nation. It says to us that he gave up on us a long time ago.

Now...some days, he seems to be a glimpse of his old cocky self, but we have not seen too much of that old cowboy for a very long time. If you were a psychiatrist, he looks almost bi-polar.

His eyes keep saying: "Our nation is doomed." It doesn't matter what the voice is saying. When Bush says "not to panic" at this financial mess, no-one believes him because he says it so flatly.

It's like he saying, "Hey, I just deliver the messages now."

Talk about body language---do you remember the television footage several years ago, when the elder Bush broke down in Florida, while giving a speech for his son, Governor Jeb Bush? He actually collapsed from immense grief at the podium. For an ex-President to break down and cry with such anguish, in front of the world, was the first sign to me, that something was really, really wrong.

Did he know that our country was over? Does he know about a terrorist attack coming? Was he crying because history would report that it was a Bush that caused its demise? Was it just because he'd promised Jeb he could be President someday and couldn't pull it off?

But, one thing is obvious. Judging by his body language, President Bush simply doesn't care anymore: about us, about his legacy, about the war---about anything. You can see it in his eyes and judge by the tsunami of verbal mistakes he makes daily just in his simple speeches.

I don't know...I feel sorry for the man.

But that pity only goes so far---because we elected him. And no matter what's going on, he should have the maturity to put a little more effort into being the President.

So, here's some advise from a nobody.....

You've only got a few more months Mr. President. If you must be the last man standing...and you really feel you've been misjudged...than at least be brave enough to put up a fight.

Get up.

You're not dead yet, and neither is America.

Nobody Flashes: Yes, that's 007 in that suit and he's coming to pick me up any moment now, and then we will step into his Airbus, (putting the bike in the back) and fly to Richard Branson's island retreat, where I will be able to see what it's like to take a shower naked in front of an ocean.

Pity the ocean.

Okay, wake up.

And speaking of consuming, this Christmas, 45 limited Editions of the 31 BMW 7 Series Model, 2009 Confederate Fighter motorcycles will be on sale at Neimain Marcus...for about $110,000.

And they say there's no inflation....that's a steal. The helmet alone is worth $10,000.

This pretty thing, with the titanium body, can get up to 190mph...

Which reminds me of a story--

The fastest I've ever gone on a motorcycle was 110 mph...and I wasn't even driving. Actually, my first husband was driving some bike he borrowed on a back country road with LOTS of BIG holes, and I was on the back, without a helmet...screaming, "STOP!STOP! STOP! PLEASE! LET ME OFF!"

Of course, he was hoping I would just pop off on one of the many holes he hit at 90, just splat on the road as strange looking road kill...looking back, I'm lucky to be alive.

I was saved by a brave police man who finally stopped us as we were approaching 120.

Poor guy, I got off and actually kissed him---and thanked him for saving my life. I was SO thankful to the cop that he didn't even give my "husband" a ticket, even though I sort of begged the point.

Yes, men stick together...even if it's obvious one man is trying to commit motorcycle homicide.

This is a true story guys, so...please don't let this get back to MND...

After that, I never wished anything like that again on anyone...still...I must admit: It was GREAT karma.

Nobody Wins: When the United States Government takes over all the banks...

When the British Government also take over all THEIR banks...

When Nancy Pelosi calls for a meeting of all the world leaders to discuss the crash of all the banks in the world...and the G8 are gathering in D.C. in order to form a one world bank to save us all...

THIS is the time you will know that very soon you will find out why Bill Clinton had so many of those government buses made in Arkansas for Katrina.

You know, the ones they forgot to use?

Many are losing their homes right now..but when our government starts getting paid back from the investments that they are going to make with the money they steal from us( they are assuring us the trillions will be paid back!) ---all people of the world will receive a bus for free to live in.

And then one day...we'll go through this all again

Yes, the bus values will go down, and our government will take over our children's lives for collateral loans..

What? They are already doing that at school?

Oh.

Okay, this calls for action.

I have a new dictionary...called Slang and Euphemisms by Richard A. Spears..and tonight, I'd really like to use this wonderful new tool of the English language and say a few choice words...unfortunately, most of these words will be rejected by my blog site...so I have to settle for the more nebulous ones...

Ahem: All Global leaders, all politicians, all CEO's, all corporate Federal bank officials, and Barney Frank, should be dehorned, sandbagged, covered in scharn, sabued, sand-boxed, scalded, scammered, scaunched, segged, served-up, dumped in Sir Henry, while being covered in snog, and molded and stuffed into the closest napkin ring.

Hey---in 1775 Boston they use to tar and feather, I'm being pretty lame.

If you want to know what these words really mean, and ALSO if you want to know about a trillion different words for the love organs of men and women, then pick up a copy at your local Barnes and Noble! You will find out that NO, you do not know every word ever invented to express your thoughts on that subject!

I can't wait to tell someone to go felch themselves!

My husband and I were taking a walk tonight, and saw about ten Obama signs up in yards. He suggested we train our dog to tear down the signs so we wouldn't be arrested, BECAUSE, here in Missouri if you knock down your neighbor's sign for Obama for President, it's a $2500 fine, and a year in jail.

But--- you can burn the American flag---no problem. So...maybe I should stand in front of a Obama sign and burn the American flag, because if he gets elected, we won't need that flag anymore.

He'll have a new flag designed with his big O...It's CHANGE, remember?

Nobody will mind if you get a copy of this book and practice your free speech looking out your front window---where you will be safe from arrest, and worry...

Oh, remember to put your cell phone in another room when you do this, because they CAN turn it on and listen to you...

You do know that don't you? (Oh, what fun we could have!)

Now, if I could only find a dictionary that will teach me to cuss in Russian!

Nobody's Knows: We just witnessed today, the biggest scam and power grab ever commited in history, with all the world banks "coordinating" each other...

Many thought nothing of it...which is how it was intended to be thought of.

We now have one man controlling our treasury, and all world banks coming together into one system.

Today, on Oprah, I heard the first big spin put on this financial mess by some good friend of hers who was a financial expert. Yes, he said it was OUR fault, (you, me)...for this whole collapse of the world (not our politicians or the Wall Street boys sipping Mai-Tai's) NO00000...

It was America's fault for living beyond our means. We destroyed the world with our selfishness. We bought too much stuff....

I could hardly believe my ears. Oprah, the woman who has more stuff than most women who walk the earth, has a lot of nerve telling me that I have "overspent."

This propaganda is getting pretty hard to swallow. And frankly, I myself am finding it hard to have a sense of humor about it all.

Anyway...(sigh)...I just got finished watching this video...Big Brother, a three hour lecture by David Icke. If you can find the time, it's worth the effort. If nothing else, even if you can't buy the fact that there are men who are controlling things in the background...it will make you see things in a whole different light. He recorded this video before the whole Fannie Mae stuff so you will find it amazing when he explains just how the "elite" managed this crash that he knew would happen. The banking systems stuff is in the last hour. He also goes into global warming, and the connections of the families involved...it's worth watching...really.

Of course, I was wondering..did everyone have some kind of computer Geiger counter under their butts? How did they do this?

 Anyway, as if anybody cares...here's my nobody best summation of the debate;

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile

And cut off its beard, willy nilly

You can honestly say

That you have just made

A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly.

Yep...that about sums it up.

Nobody's Perfect: This is a very good picture of Richard S. Fuld Jr.. the CEO of Lehman Brothers, the one company that was allowed to fail in the "Pearl Harbor" (as Warren Buffet likes to call it) of Wall Street... and so this man, knowing that his company was not going to be bailed out by the government, quickly made sure that all high executives got their million-dollar bonuses.

He feels horrible about what happened, he says. Today before Congress, he tried hard to admit that he was not perfect...but just didn't quite pull it off.

Richard really needs to work on his humbleness, despite all his fine statements.

Yes, Richard feels a bit bad, because he went ahead and listened to the President's cousin, George H. Walker, a Lehman executive who assured the board that going under without giving everyone huge monetary bonuses was just plain Texas silly.

Of course all the executives should take whatever they could grasp! That's the Texas way boys!

We see Richard looking very dubiously evil in this picture. See Richard walking away with over 430 million dollars and also whatever he secretly makes by serving on the Federal Reserve Board of Directors of The Federal Reserve Bank of New York.

See Richard getting investigated by his homeboys, the Congress, which is suppose to make us all feel better.

And I, personally can't wait, to see just where he goes next....U.S. Treasury Cabinet Post?

That would be PERFECT!

Nobody Reports on a Monday: I learned something this weekend...and that's always something to celebrate: I leaned that Chinese water torture and water boarding are actually, very different tortures!

Who knew? Okay, you knew, but for some reason they skipped that in my high school water torturing classes.

So who cares? Well the History Channel for one, because they had a whole program on the way in ancient times, people were tortured in order to confess a crime.

And I must admit, I thought the Chinese water torture was superb. It was the "leaky faucet, shut up you $#%^# cricket!" sort of thing. Unlike water boarding, it seems much more..effective with less physical damage.

I TRIED to find a picture of it, but evidently Google doesn't want to show you, because too many people would be trying it at home...especially at frat parties. In fact, I wouldn't doubt if Skull and Bones, has used it on all their members. I suspect it leaves permanent brain damage from the actions of some of the politicians we've seen from that group...but that's just me.

Anyway: Here's the difference...in Chinese water torture, they simply strap you lying down in a chair so that you can't move. Of course to make it a bit more humane, the person being tortured should at least get bathroom breaks.

Next, they set up a sort of funnel over your forehead, and a small drop of water just drips on your forehead slowly...just tiny drops. So, really, physically speaking, your adrenaline can get too wired up and you try to get out of the restraints..and you go nuts. It's like a fly landing on your forehead and you can't swat him off...we've all been there.

The guy who volunteered to have it done to him on the show, says he would have confessed to anything after a few hours! I certainly would have appreciated it in the FIRST O.J. trial, wouldn't you?

Compared to someone pouring water down your throat, for a few minutes, I think it's a much more benign torture.

So...maybe we should reintroduce this mild mental torture to get some confessions out of some of these daily criminals we have to put up with everyday..instead of a lie detector test, Chinese water torture.

Give them to people running for office. Get them under the Chinese water torture for just one day, and make them confess to their real crimes and intentions...save us all some pain.

Okay, I'm kidding. It's really too outdated. We have real torture now, and it comes to us daily in the form of Katie Couric.

Nobody's Fool: President George Bush signed a "much" needed emergency bill on Friday, a bill which was rightly rejected at first by our brave House of Representatives because it did not have the proper amount of much needed pork in it....

And so now, our brave soldiers are having to deal with the upcoming budget cuts...it seems they lost out to NASCAR, and Rum from Puerto Rico, two items that are much more important to our national security.

But, never fear...as we see here, these brave men are nobody's fool, and quite capable of adapting to just about anything..including absurd and greedy politicians!

Go get em boys! And watch out for that tornado in New York!

Okay, I admit...I watched Sci-fi tonight instead of Saturday Night Live...sue me.

Oh, one more thing...Sci Fi is going to destroy New York by volcano next week, they killed off the Republican mayor tonight and trashed the Statue of Liberty due to global warming...

I wonder if the volcano is going to burn down Wall Street?

Wait...we didn't NEED a Sci-fi movie for that one! (I know, go to bed Joyanna)

Nobody Flashes: Who wants to bet, that now that President Bush has signed the multi-gazillion dollar money grab from the American people, he will have a hard time not running out and getting one of these babies....?

There's room enough for a lower floor mall with shops, spas, and bars...there's even a special bedroom for Barney Franks!

After all, the sheiks of Dubai have at least two..and what's a few more billion? I say---if you can have wooden arrows for toys, you can CERTAINLY have a brandnew AIRBUS ONE!

Who will buy one first? Obama or McCain? Or will somehow Hillary manage to become President after all and Bill Clinton will get an Airbus Two just...well, just because he would be her ambassador to the world?

Nobody Knows---that this scene was taken on the floor of the United States Senate tonight...where brave men and women were burning the midnight oil, hard at work...in order to come up with a secret plan to save the banks, George Bush, George Soros, and Barney Frank, from having to eat another double cheeseburger at McDonalds.

And even though a plan has already been released to the press, this TOP Secret plan, has not, due to the fact that they believe the citizens are on a "need to know" basis.

Nevertheless---our government did let us know that the United States Post Office will be delivering all antibiotics in case of an anthrax attack.

Which means we will all die.

Once again, as scientists have told us for years...the mice will survive loooooong after all humans are gone from the face of this earth...

Excuse me while I go eat some cheese.