Posted by
Joyanna Adams on Friday, October 17, 2008 1:15:21 AM
Nobody Cares: Okay...who IS this woman? It's supposed to be Madonna, but I swear...her face has been altered so many times by plastic surgery that she doesn't even look like herself. And she has been wearing those BIG eyelashes that look like Bambi lately...pretty strange. I mean, it was her famous pout that made her famous, and now she looks just like any other of the many blonds you see on the magazine covers...or Playboy. Is that really want she wanted?
Maybe they replaced the whole face, I swear, it's not her, at least in this picture.
Madonna's whole empire is based on her looks, so there you are. I haven't listened to her records in more than a few years, so I can't comment on her music...but I doubt if it's changed. I bet it still has the disco beat. Madonna, alone, singlehanded, has kept disco music alive.. To some, that makes her close to a vampire...
Anyway the big news today, is that Madonna is getting a divorce from her guy Richie, because she was very upset that when she broke all those bones when she fell off her horse that her husband didn't pay more attention to her.
Hey, I could have told her men don't care about those sort of things...they live "in the moment" and according to science, their brains ages faster than women. (If a woman breaks a few bones, many of them will think it's a godsend for some relief of endless chatter. She probably couldn't follow him from room to room for awhile.)
Of course, that all depends how much brain the woman (or man) has to begin with, which means, women should try to marry someone smarter than her, which I have found to be really ridiculous. Sex first, I say. After all, it's going to be a long haul. You can always find smart people to talk to--(or read a book) but that's me. (okay, I'm being silly here...or am I? Yeah...maybe..mmm)
Now she wants to raise her kids in New York, in the country she hates. He wants to stay in London. Sounds like he's not aging yet.
Personally, I think all the trouble started when she adopted that last baby boy from Africa, but you will NEVER hear them admit that. Some of these babies have emotional problems due to their early neglect and care. They have trouble "bonding." They may never bond to their adopted parents, and some can grow up to be really messed up.
That's if you're lucky. Some of them grow up to be serial killers.
Whatever happens, Madonna will have a much needed boost in her career... they will both make a lot of money of this...the magazines are already cheering.
And it's always the kids that suffer...just ask Alex Baldwin, he'll tell ya.
Well, I'm SO glad I'm not Madonna tomorrow...another reason to be thankful and GLAD for another day!
(Yes, that's my Pollyanna imatation...) Boy, I'm brain-dead tonight...
Good thing I can't afford a plastic surgeon.