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Nobody Flashes Halloween

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, October 31, 2008 7:26:08 PM
NobodyFlashes:

http://coasttocoastam.com Hey, Coast-to-Coast AM has some great Halloween art posted..check it out!

Everyone have a great weekend! I'll be back on Monday!

AND...I've already given out my first candy! A witch, a pirate, and...and...and....some kind of ...

I'm not sure. Could have been a mutant-dredlock.

The good news is, it's three more kids than last year! So, I'm already considering it a victory! Hope it's good sign!

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NO. 63--Nobody Can Smell a Conspiracy Like Me!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, October 31, 2008 3:11:29 AM
Nobody's Absurdities,
NO. 63
 
A few days ago, I was listening to Glenn Beck (yes, I’m a big fan) and he was ranting in his usual adorable “The sky is falling and I can’t believe that I can see it!” way. He was attacking conspiracy theorists who were, according to him, getting into all kinds of nonsense about Obama’s birth certificate. He made the point that Obama could not get a valid passport if he did not have a driver’s license. (Gee, I wish he’d quit picking on me.)
 
Uh…Hello? Did Glenn miss the news that there are at least 400 places set up just to help illegal immigrants get fake passports, driver’s licenses, whatever documents they need, and that’s not counting the hundreds ones south of the border?
 
If a poor illegal can get a fake one, surely, surely…the great Senator from Chicago can manage to get a real one. Someone who daily gets millions of dollars of illegal campaign contributions from foreign contributors certainly would not have any trouble at all getting a fake drivers license, or even a fake birth certificate for that matter.
 
That Glenn--- he’s so adorable.
 
To this I say; in the words of Paul Simon: (and whoever he stold the phrase from)
                                                     One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor.
 
Let me add to that:                        One man’s conspiracy theory is another man’s fact.

Case in point: In St. Louis, there is only one newspaper, The Post Dispatch, which is about as liberal as you can get, and has for decades put more news about the dying people of Africa in it, then any news of the city. When St. Louis had a sports hero of any kind, whether in baseball, or hockey, the paper always, with great joy, ran that favorite money-making hero out of town.
 
Years ago, believe it or not, there was another paper here called, The Globe, which presented a conservative point of view, but the unions ran it out, and destroyed it. Today they would call that act “a fairness doctrine” but back them, it was just union muscle.
 
The Post-Dispatch also had a smaller paper, called The North County Journal, which served the local neighborhoods. It was free, because it was 90% advertisements, and last week it was announced that right after the elections, you will now have to pay for it if you want to know what’s going on locally, because the big Post has no such news.
 
I have to admit I am going to miss it, because it’s usually in the little tiny headlines waaaay back in the section by “Joe’s Meat Market sale” that I find out what is really going on in the world. Yes, the most important news is sometimes right under your very nose.
 
Here’s a headline from the last issues that I will ever get:
 
                                                                                      *********
Police Chief Wolf flew home from St. Petersburg, Russia a few weeks ago, and the travel left him a bit jet-lagged for a few days.(ahhhhh)
 
Wolf, a member of the International Association of Police Chiefs spent a whirlwind week in Russia earlier this month attending an Interpol convention. (I am NOT making this up.)
 
The association paid for the trip. (That was to make us all feel better because our taxes property taxes here are OFF THE CHARTS!)
(I'm surprise they didn't send our fire department! )
 
 Wolf said the gathering was an opportunity to share ideas and information and gather input from colleagues from around the world.    
                                                                                        *******
 
 
And this news is supposed to comfort me? Sorry Glenn, I smell a conspiracy.
 
This is the way I see it. If this guy Wolf, an American police chief of a VERY small town (a Democrat, as most are) is being sent over to Russia to learn how to rule mob crowds, and is being taught by the KGB--- where do you think Obama got his training?
 
More importantly…why is there any such organization in the first frigging place? All our small town politicians and teachers are always making trips overseas to “learn.”
 
What? You don’t see a conspiracy here?
 
 Sorry Glenn, but I don’t buy it that my police chief was just going over to Russia just to learn how to write a traffic ticket. I think they are expecting race riots sometime in the very near future. And who knows better how to control their people than the old guard of Russia. I suspect this because North County of St. Louis, (where I live) is predominantly black.
 
Remember---Bill Clinton spent time in Moscow at the Russian University when he was a student at Oxford. Moscow University is where they teach communism, which, by the way, is also where that lovable dictator MAO learned crowd control. 
 
And, isn’t it a coincidence that Obama and Bill Clinton just happen to both be Constitutional law “experts?"
 
You sure can’t tell.
 
So-- I consider myself to be a very proud conspiracy theorist when the circumstantial evidence is monumental. Put me right up there with the hated Ross Perot, who tried to tell the American people how NAFTA was going to send jobs out of the country forever, and they still make fun of the man and his “charts.” He’s still on everyone’s nutcase list.
 
But in my book, Perot was a great patriot; he was trying to warn the country that he loved. I voted for him twice, and would do it again in a heartbeat.
 
So, in Glenn's words; Here's what I know: Many powerful and rich people want Obama to be President, and they will lie, cheat and steal the election if they have to. Obama, no matter what he says, wants to destroy America, the Constitution, and all that we have ever stood for.
 
And in my nobody opinion, that’s not a conspiracy, that’s a certifiable fact.
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Nobody Flashes: Tito For President!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 11:21:53 PM
Nobody Flashes: If you did not hear Sarah Palin's great speech this morning, then you really missed it! She was great!
 
But even more importantly, was another nobody named Tito the Construction worker. He is a true American, and I just wanted to kiss him, and shake his hand, and well, it's so good to see someone like him get to speak out...bless his heart.

GO TITO! Tito for President! His speech was short, and powerful, and will make you proud...so if you missed it, go here!
 
No, I didn't listen to Obama's speech. I was busy putting together a Hillary doll to hang from my roof on Holloween, now that's it's okay to hang white women by a noose on your lawn.
 
Who Knew?
 
I'm making a list of famous women (fake of course, don't be a ninny) to hang on a noose in front of my house for next Holloween. All suggestion are welcomed!
 
See you tomorrow...I'm going to pig out on cheap bubble-gum.
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Nobody Knows: Who's Your Daddy?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 11:20:21 PM
Nobody Knows: We have just a few days before America will get a new President. I’m finding it hard to express my emotions about my petulant thoughts---that soon in America, if we believe the “polls,” we will have a President named Barack Hussein Obama, who, as far as we know, may not even be his real name since his birth records are being carefully guarded under lock and key by the governor of Hawaii…a small matter he took care of while he was visiting his sick grandmother last week.
 
Yes, how do we really know? After all, it wasn’t too long ago President Bush was begging Americans to let Dubai take over our ports.
 
And how can we forget just how deliberately our Congressmen have refused to drill for oil…year after year after agonizing year, despite our dire needs?
 
So…I ask the question: Who’s your daddy? The media is so controlled and manipulated, and we have all been so programmed not to offend “anyone,” that it’s hard to figure out what is true and what is not. So, here in random order are a few thorns in my side this week, before the storm comes about…
                                                                                                      **********

Nobody Knows: If communists had planned to takeover America from the inside, the BEST way to do it would be to run a black man, because anyone who criticized him for his politics would be considered racist---very clever. Nobody knows if this is the case, but we will soon find out.

Nobody Knows: John McCain’s policy of bailing out all those people who bought houses they couldn’t afford is the very same redistribution of money that Obama is harping about. Therefore, the “redistribution” system of welfare and affirmative action will continue to grow at leaps and bounds no matter who’s elected. Obama will just push it harder.

Nobody knows: Many black people think that Obama will give them reparations for all their sufferings. Won’t they be surprised when he actually taxes them, especially those in the middle classes, and then redistributes their hard earned money to the illegal aliens and to African nations? Middle-class blacks, and there are many of them, in the upcoming years are going to feel what the white people have been having to pay for, for decades: they will have to sacrifice their children’s future for the illegal immigrants getting into the work force. I wonder how they will react?

Nobody Knows: Words like “change” and “affirmative” action, and “negative” liberty, are words used to steal the American dream and put it in hands of extortionists and dictatorships. Do we learn from history? Evidently not.

Nobody Knows: All of a sudden, a lot of states are getting people to vote early. Now Obama has suggested everyone take off work the whole day, to vote. All employers are mandated by law to let their people vote…but to give them the whole day off? So, how many people do you think will do this?
 
Obama now makes national policy with the announcement of his voice---think about it.

Nobody Knows: Who thought up this brand new tool to influence votes? School kids all over our nation have voted in their schools, and the results will go out soon to show that all the kids want Obama to be President. They grabbed this wonderful idea right out of Hitler’s youth camps. The polls, I guess, are not enough.

Nobody Knows: When the Bush family will run to their new big ranch in the deep jungles of Brazil?

Nobody Knows; Nobody knew when FDR was serving as President, that he was a cripple. Just think of how much effort this took to hide. This was done years ago…so…how easy do you think it would be to hide the fact that Obama is a full fledged Muslim or communist now?
 
Whoooo killed JFK? My point...exactly.

Nobody Knows. Barack is upset because the founders never got into the redistribution of wealth---further proof that he is a Marxist, since it was one of the very reasons the revolution was fought.

Nobody knows---just how divided the country is going to be when Barak starts redistributing what little money everyone has left to whomever he sees fit. Obama will divide us even further.

Nobody knows: Our corporations would prefer a communistic country like China. All you have to do is listen to the big CEO’s on Charlie Rose. They all say the same thing: Business is SO much easier to do in a communistic country. That way, all the chips can be put in a few baskets. They wish it was that way here, and they say it.
 
And that is why, unless the people get smart in the next few days, America, as we know it, will go down. And if the past forty years is any example, we will never recover.
 
Republics are such a pain to the new world elite.
 
May every soldier who has ever given their lives for this grand country forgive us. And may God Forgive me this point: For those who knew what they were doing by destroying our country for their own power and fortunes: God damn them all!
 
What can we do? Vote,. ..and pray. That's a start.
 
It's time to wake up.
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Nobody's Perfect: Janice the Muppet

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, October 27, 2008 10:18:26 PM

Nobody's Perfect; Janice the Muppet has made some very big mistakes in her life: first, was when she lost the American Express Card comercial to MS Piggy because of her affair with Kermit: then there was the time she got on the air, and forgot her nose (as you can see, it still hasn't been located) Kermit has it hidden in his private collection of "famous nights to remember."

And last, but not least, her famous look-a-like sister, Donatella Versace, has just launched the most expensive perfume on the market...beating Janice to the punch in being the first to market an odor-de-plastic surgery to the masses.

It's only $2,100 a bottle, and it has its own leather carrying case, which I suggest you handcuff to your wrist when traveling.

Janice has not given up however...she plans to get another injection of botox at Christmas time, in order to beat Donatella's famous smile. In fact, according to the reports at the Muppet factory, she is planning a whole redo...for that she will not be seen for at least two months as she goes to the South of France.

Frankly, I'm inclined to give the poor Muppet a break, because, she has no famous brother.

Sometimes, life just isn't fair.

No, she's not perfect, but she's got a lot of punch, and a GRRRRREAT sense of humor!

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Princes Attacking Paupers

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, October 26, 2008 10:37:19 PM
Nobody’s Opinion: “Each man is afraid of his neighbor’s disapproval—a thing which, to the general run of the race, is more dreaded than wounds and death.” –Mark Twain
 
We have only a few days left before our Presidential election, so it was surprising that the most important topic on George Stephanopoulos’ “let’s all vote for Obama” Sunday propaganda show (a show presented as a serious discussion of current events but sometimes seems more like a platform of intellectual pompous know-it-alls)--- was Sarah Palin. Everyone was worried about her horrible “incompetence”. You would have thought she was just a mere…plumber.
 
Why weren’t they discussing the two candidates running for office and their issues you might ask?
 
Could it possibly be that Sarah Palin, as the closest representation of the vast majority of the “lower” classes, is a real and present danger to the great Messiah that has been chosen to be President?
 
Did she or did she not take on some very powerful men in Alaska…and win?
 
You bet they are scared.
 
Sarah represents the old America, the great America, the reason the “elites” all have their cushy jobs in the first place. In fact, she represents all that the Princes fear…a formidable threat to the corrupt system that has been in place for so long. And this corrupt system means to continue ruling without interruption.
 
Both “elite” parties have been in on this destruction of America. Both parties are leading us into global rule, and to get us there they are telling us how to vote with every single minute-by-minute poll.
 
Good thing I had only a few powdered doughnuts before witnessing Peggy Noonan’s continued destruction of Sarah Palin this morning, who frankly, has done more in her short life than Peggy could ever dream of. Peggy finds Sarah part of the “lower” inferior classes; she couldn’t be blunter about it.
 
Well, Ms. Noonan--at least Sarah can ad-lib her conversations and thoughts without having to look down at her notes every single second. You might want to work on that since you are so…intellectually her superior.
 
Peggy went on to say that Sarah represented the “old” conservative party, which was really outdated. All those “young” minds in the universities, who have never worked a day in their lives, will certainly not vote for her---she said with a sly grin.
 
You heard it….conservatives are outdated.
 
Obviously, Peggy has come into the ‘new’ progressive, conservative party; a party which is only a sliver to the right of Obama’s Marxism.
 
So, why is she doing it?
 
Well, if Mark Twain could give the answer he would say that Peggy is so afraid of being ostracized by her updated conservative party, and her plans to keep working in it, that she is attacking the only conservative in the race.
 
Peggy has jumped on the elite bandwagon of American ‘Princes’ who feel themselves superior and she is not alone. Many of our staunchest conservatives have jumped on the, “Hey, sorry we robbed, raped, and pilfered the American people for so long, but it’s their own fault for being so inferior. Why should we give up any of our vast fortunes?” bandwagon of power.
 
Another ‘new conservative’, Christopher Buckley, son of the conservative god William F, endorses Obama, a Marxist, and says that the thought of Palin as President gives him acid-reflex. And if that wasn’t bad enough, he says his father would also be appalled at her nomination.
 
What a bunch of political puke.
 
How insane is it that our vast media-complex of political pundits are more worried about the possibility that an “inferior” American might become President, as opposed to a man who was a drug addict for much of his life, worked for crooks in Chicago, was put through Harvard with the help of Muslims, is endorsed by every one of our enemies, hangs around with men who hate America and white people, has associated all his life with Marxists and terrorists, and most probably shouldn’t even be allowed to run for President because he was born in Kenya and has supplied no real proof of citizenship?
 
Obama makes Sarah Palin look like Snow White. But that’s the point.
 
They will continue to attack her, in the words of the great Mark Twain, “in a conspiracy with all the strange extravagances these people’s decayed brains can invent.”
 
So, historically speaking, not much has changed. Egotistical American Princes are ruling with decayed brains…attacking the paupers they rule.
 
Now, if we could only get them to change places.
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Nobody Sees the Hypocracy

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, October 24, 2008 10:58:44 PM
Nobody Flashes: My liberal friend sent me this last week, and even though I thought the joke was rather typical, I also thought Palin looked "darned" cute in that astronaut suit!

So...Michelle should at least get some time too, don't you think? Why should they have all the fun?

After all, Obama is off trying to find his birth cirtificate in Hawaii...I mean, he's visiting his sick grandma. The money he spent on that trip alone probably was the same price as the first moon trip. Why he didn't take Michelle and the kids is anybody guess. Poor Michelle.

So here's the caption for Michelle, in answer to Sarah's.

"I'm a proud American. I can see the flag right in back of me!"

Makes sense to me! Have a great weekend!

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The Late Great Interior Decorator and Number 22

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, October 23, 2008 10:55:33 PM
Nobody Wins---at least that’s according to Hal Lindsey, the author of The Late Great Planet Earth. Remember that book? It was the hottest read back in the 1970’s, right up there with, I’m OK--You’re OK, meaning probably, that if the earth was going to end by total annihilation, according to the Bible, then we all had better get ourselves ready to met the Messiah, so when he comes to get us we could shout: 
  •  “Hey---Jesus! Take ME…I’m Ok!” 
I find it’s always good to read books you’ve read before, because then you learn just how much you didn’t remember the first time you read them…which is of course, usually whatever comes after the first paragraph.
 
That’s why I almost had a coronary the other day, when on one of those “I will come in and throw all the trash away in your house and redesign it for you” TV shows, the “interior decorator” wanted his client to throw away ALL his books...books that the “interior decorator” told him he would NEVER read, and yet, on the walls were the most hideous looking pieces of, some sort of macabre looking paper-mache hangings I have ever seen. I would have pitched those, and put up book shelves.
 
But that’s me.
 
The upsetting scene of-interior decorator vs. uneducated man who did not want to part with his only hope of not ever knowing what he might have missed…was excruciating to watch. Obviously, it was a subliminal message from our New World Order government--- carried out with the ploy of an interior decorator, that books are bad---get rid of them!
 
I’ll have you know that books can save your life! If there is an nuclear attack, the very first thing you want to do (after you fill up your bathtub with water) is put all the books you have in your house, over and under the rooms you have decided to be your bunker, (along with a few couches) and the radiation, according to “How to Save Yourself From Radiation Poisoning” experts, will have a hard time getting through those old pages of, How to Grow Rich, Before You Die.”
 
You won’t NEED to read that book after a nuclear attack, but you’ll be more than thankful you had it.
 
And since I am also the proud owner of a complete set of the Thomas Registry, all 30 volumes, which I plan to make a tent out of and sleep under… I’m ready. Anyway, getting back to Hal’s book…today, while I was rereading it, I came upon that number again….
                                             22
 You see, in this book, Hal makes the case that all the old Jewish prophets were actually pretty good at foretelling the future, and he gives examples. He says that King David gave an exact description of how Christ was going to feel hanging there on that cross, exactly 1000 years before it happened. And it’s in Psalms 22.
(I know, I’m getting chills)
 
 
                        “I am poured out like water.” meaning he was perspiring. 
                        “All my bones were out of joint.” In crucifixion, ligaments stretch and the bones pop out of joint.
                        “My tongue cleaveth to my jaws, I thirst.”
                        “For dogs have compassed me.” Did you know that gentiles were called dogs by the Jews back then? Roof.
 
So, was David prejudice? (Somebody ask Reverend Wright.)
 
Okay, David, the ancestor of Jesus, had a vision of exactly how Jesus was going to die, and feeling it too. The proof that he was a true prophet, according to Hal, was that in David’s time, stoning was the way they killed people. Crucifixion was not used until the Romans adopted it, 800 years after David died, and also recently by our current Treasury saviors---Paulson & Barnacle.   
 
Creepy.
 
The rest of the book goes on and describes the end of the world according to the Bible and those religious prophets who always got it right. I’m saving that part for Halloween.
 
But, what makes me feel really creepy about this; is that the Psalms just happens to be the number 22, considered by numerologists to be the most powerful number in the universe. In fact, you could almost say that the number 22 is schizophrenic. It can go ether way: it’s either really lucky, or its Armageddon. It makes the number 13 look like an illegitimate step-child’s illegitimate step-child. (Go ahead, say that to the next interior decorator you meet.)
 
So what’s this all mean? Not a thing.
 
Right now, I’m more worried about government propaganda coming into my living room disguised as “interior decorators.” As far as I’m concerned, that decorator was NOT ok, in fact, he was a 22 just waiting to happen: a gay man depriving a poor black man of his education. There are enough scary things happening right now without the help of Hal Lindsey, who doesn’t scare me as much as the number 22, and watching my TV…go figure.
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Nobody Cares About Obama's Righteous Wind

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:16:21 PM

Nobody Cares: Yes...today's subject is righteous winds as opposed to unrightous winds

This afternoon, somewhere in the great mountains of the Virginias', Barack Obama felt it was time to exclaim in his usual messianic way to his crowd of supporters:

"I feel we have a righteous wind at our backs."

Here we see a few Obama fans, after the rally, having their picture taken in anticipation of his the New World leader of all righteousness's great words.

So...just in case you haven't thought about it, and were getting excited about Obama becoming President and blowing his own brand of hurricane...I thought you'd might like to see what a "righteous wind at your back" can do.

Be careful what wind-blowhards you wish for...

Who writes this stuff?

 

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Nobody Knows How Much a $5 Million Dollar Bra Would Hold--

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:45:48 AM

Nobody Knows---why anyone would want to sit around and moan about the fact that our "200" years of our Republic is up, when you come onto pictures like this one. (which I did just a few minutes ago)---

Here we have the world's most expensive bra, coming in at a meger $5 million. It has 3,575 black diamond, 117 1 caret diamonds, and 34 rubies, but who's counting?

What do you think girls? Would you wear this to a club?

I would like to put it on for just a few minutes, just to get a good laugh. It might be the most expensive bra in the world, but I bet it's also a "b-t-h" to hold...up. I also want to know what the push-up "padding" is made of? Any ideas?

And speaking of holding up, as we all know, that bra would last on this girl about...oh I say, two minutes tops...right guys? Maybe less, depending on your age. This girl doesn't need a $5 million dollar bra, a ten dollar one would do. Therefore, in my opinion, BIG waste of money.

Anyway, nobody knows why I'm talking about such a stupid thing as a bra made out of expensive jewels, because--- 
                                                                  I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU YET!

So go ahead...ask me.

1. I get a kick out of how wasteful rich people can be...and just how creative they can be...

2. I figure the guys would like the picture...

and 3. I WAS going to write about our continuing FUBAR UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GOING UNDER BY CRIMINALS AND THUGS AND WE ARE ALL DOOMED TO BE RATS IN OUR GLOBAL CAGES IN A FEW SHORT MONTHS!!!!

But I thought I'd give you all a break.

You're welcome.

Besides, I watched the Scream Awards on SPIKE TV tonight...and because so many people were cussing with every thankful breathe, I HAD to watch it, and wait for George Lucas to declare that he was KING OF THE UNIVERSE! Good, it's time Obama at least got a potential opponent...

Anyway, it was fun--- and for another meaningless opinion...I thought those "Smashing those Pumpkin" musicians were eally, really pretty #$#%% bad, and they had GO-GO dancers...pretty funny.

The bass player and drummer were fine, but that guy who sang...please...even a $5 millions dollar microphone could not have helped that guy out.

But forgive me if you're their fan. It the very first song I've ever heard by them, which shows you why I'm writing about $5 millions dollar bras.

That explains all.

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Nobody's Perfect: Colin Powell

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, October 20, 2008 11:19:29 PM

Nobody's Perfect: Colin Powell, the man who could have been the first black/Scottish President with a degree in geology, evidently has a strong character flaw...he gravitates towards anyone who dislikes the Unites States.

He has endorsed Barak Hussein, a man running for President, who, when overseas, keeps apologizing for the United States.

It's not his fault. All those years serving and being promoted by nasty Republican Presidents was just too much to bear.

His reason for endorsing Barack Hussein Obama is because Obama has a great "style" and speaks with eloquence...and besides, he doesn't think that Sarah Palin is ready to be President.

Besides---all this horrible talk of everyone putting down Muslims is really ticking him off. And as we can see from this picture, we know why.

I looked for some pictures of Sarah Palin holding terrorists hands...but couldn't find any. Also, Sarah doesn't sit on the Board of the Council of Foreign Relations...as Powell does.

Sarah Palin speaks as well if not better than Obama...and I think her style is so much superior to his. Women are buying glasses just to imitate her, and putting their hair up! Katie Couric looked so much better the other night, didn't she?

Anyway, Powell is wrong here, and he's lying. Pretty sad when that's the only excuse you can come up with to endorse somebody, is how they speak the English language.  

In the end, Powell wants back in power, and he seems to think the odds are in his favor that Obama will put him there...and that's where all the BIG boys want to be!

This nobody wants to know...just what great battle that Powell was ever in? Anyone?

You might be a general in stripes sir; but to this American you're as fake as the man you endorse....but then again...nobody's perfect.

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Nobody's Absurdities: No. 63...Rotten Oranges: R.I.P--1776-2008

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Sunday, October 19, 2008 11:52:03 PM
Nobody's Absurdities:
 
Take an orange. Any orange will do. Leave it hanging around your kitchen for a week (preferably near the toaster) and then, wait till it gets so dimpled that you dare not peel it for fear that some ominous spores, no doubt close cousins to anthrax, will fly out and choke you on the spot, killing you instantly.
 
Don’t eat it. Pick it up, and throw it as hard as you can against the wall.
 
Here’s the point;--if I had to eat that orange rather than suffer through another twenty years of any oligarchic politician that our rotten system has managed to push down our throats as “choices” which seem beyond our control---I’d suffer it.
 
I once survived maggots in a chicken. (Don’t ask)
 
We have less than a month till the election, and the absurdities are coming at us quicker than an Obama plate of Iranian caviar.
 
For instance: Every black man, woman, and cemetery plot will be voting for Barack Obama this election, according to the latest polls: because he is black…Thomas Sowell being the exception. Of course, this is racism at its finest. BUT, if a white person argues that Thomas Sowell is practically the only black person to endorse McCain because of the issues and not the color of his skin, then you could logically suggest that the entire black race is not only raciest, but ignorant like the white man (supposedly) has always suggested.
 
Logically speaking, it’s a stronger argument than a whole nation of black people voting for a black man, because he’s…black. It would be like voting for a woman, because you’re a woman. This is not a good way for any one, in any country, to vote, let alone here.
 
In reality, the real fault lies, not with the racial attitudes of either white or black, but the many years of an abysmal educational system, which has dumbed down all kids so badly they think “spreading the wealth around” is kind of like getting to ride free on Space Mountain all day at Disneyland.
 
And this leads me to a dilemma I’m having: What sign do I put up in my front yard? All my neighbors have Obama signs, and they are all white people: mainly teachers and men and women who have lost their jobs to China and France. Here in the middle of suburbia St. Louis, jobs have gone the way of the disappearing Chad.
 
First McDonald Douglass was bought out by Boeing: then the Ford plant closed down. Our once thriving Lambert Field Airport looks like the Langoliers runway out of a Stephen King novel.
 
And all my white neighbors are all voting for Obama because they think he is going to hand them some money. He could be pink for all they care.
 
Today Colin Powell endorsed Obama, which is no surprise. Since his “retirement,” Powell has devoted his life to helping black kids with affirmative action programs. Like Obama, he is convinced, that only by taking from a hard working (usually white) rich man, and redistributing it to the poor black man, giving those kids Harvard educations and the like, can a black man or woman get their rightful place in history. Advancement not by talent--but by race.
 
Think of this: If Obama made Colin Powell, Secretary of Defense, and Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of State---it would be hailed with great inflated exclamations by our media that finally, America has truly beaten back the race card. Never mind that George Bush put Powell and Rice in first.
 
Absurd? You bet.
 
 And while they’ve all got us arguing over this racial stuff, in the middle of Saturday night the world leaders decided it was a good time to get their New World Order control of the whole world’s economy going: the announcement had the impact of a Boy Scout meeting, instead of the horrible ruminations of what it is: Bretton Woods on Barry Bond steroids.
 
Sunday morning, none of the talk show hosts thought it was important enough to even mention. And if you think that that’s not state control over our televising stations, then I would suggest you send your DNA to that Harvard guy who is putting people’s DNA up on the web for all to see.
 
Maybe you will get some help.
 
Okay…in the mist of writing this, I’ve decided that on Election Day, you will find a big tombstone right next to my Revolutionary American flag in my front yard with the letters:
                                                                              1776-2008--- R.I.P.
 
I’m also planning on making a few bucks selling rotten oranges for my neighbors to throw in my front yard, because when they figure out that Obama is not going to hand them any money, but actually tax them more in order to spread the wealth around to mostly foreign countries, they will be ready to throw a few dimpled oranges of their own.
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Nobody Flashes Dimes

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, October 17, 2008 11:06:53 PM

Nobody Flashes;

This is me tonight. I'm not feeling too spiffy. I went out tonight, and well...I felt embarrassed to even be in the same company with the people around me...I felt so inferior in every way. I put myself down for whatever, could be something I said, my nervous habit of picking at my thumb....the way I look...it just happens. It's a habit I know I need to break, but my synapses fight me on it.

I try not to get this way too often, but since I do, I find it's best just to go with it...Okay, I'm pretty sad.

And when I'm sad, I use songs to comfort...sometimes songs come into my head, and that's just because I was a musician (someone actually called me a musician tonight, something I haven't heard for a long time.) for so many years. And one of my favorite songs, is on an obscure Art Garfunkel album.

If I had the time, I would sing it and post it for you..but I don't...so here are the words, it's an old folk song. It will probably be meaningless to you, but since I'm not sure just how many people who read my pieces besides a few good friends...they will certainly allow me a breather.

It's titled;  MARY WAS AN ONLY CHILD
 
Mary was an only child, nobody held her, nobody smiled.
She was born in a trailer, wretched and poor
Yet she shown like a gem, in a five and dime store.
 
Mary had no friends at all, just famous faces pinned to the wall.
All of them watched her, none of them saw
That she shown like a gem at a five and dime store.
 
 And if you saw the stars at night, and you find them shining equally bright.
You might have seen Jesus, and I have know what you saw
For he shown like a gem in a five and dime store.
Yes he shown like a gem in a five and dime store.
 
I really like the last verse. The melody is one of the most haunting ever written. Sometimes the simplest things are best...why is that?
You can tell...a real master of literature can say a million things in just a few lines...
 
I think I'll go out and visit the stars tonight. I need to look for that dime...surly he shines in some star tonight? Surly....

I'll post again Monday....in the meantime...everyone have a GREAT weekend!

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Nobody Cares About Madonna

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, October 17, 2008 1:15:21 AM

Nobody Cares: Okay...who IS this woman? It's supposed to be Madonna, but I swear...her face has been altered so many times by plastic surgery that she doesn't even look like herself. And she has been wearing those BIG eyelashes that look like Bambi lately...pretty strange. I mean, it was her famous pout that made her famous, and now she looks just like any other of the many blonds you see on the magazine covers...or Playboy. Is that really want she wanted?

Maybe they replaced the whole face, I swear, it's not her, at least in this picture.

Madonna's whole empire is based on her looks, so there you are. I haven't listened to her records in more than a few years, so I can't comment on her music...but I doubt if it's changed. I bet it still has the disco beat. Madonna, alone, singlehanded, has kept disco music alive.. To some, that makes her close to a vampire... 
 
Anyway the big news today, is that Madonna is getting a divorce from her guy Richie, because she was very upset that when she broke all those bones when she fell off her horse that her husband didn't pay more attention to her.
Hey, I could have told her men don't care about those sort of things...they live "in the moment" and according to science, their brains ages faster than women. (If a woman breaks a few bones, many of them will think it's a godsend for some relief of endless chatter. She probably couldn't follow him from room to room for awhile.)  
 
Of course, that all depends how much brain the woman (or man) has to begin with, which means, women should try to marry someone smarter than her, which I have found to be really ridiculous. Sex first, I say. After all, it's going to be a long haul. You can always find smart people to talk to--(or read a book)  but that's me. (okay, I'm being silly here...or am I? Yeah...maybe..mmm)

Now she wants to raise her kids in New York, in the country she hates. He wants to stay in London. Sounds like he's not aging yet.

Personally, I think all the trouble started when she adopted that last baby boy from Africa, but you will NEVER hear them admit that. Some of these babies have emotional problems due to their early neglect and care. They have trouble "bonding." They may never bond to their adopted parents, and some can grow up to be really messed up.

That's if you're lucky. Some of them grow up to be serial killers.

Whatever happens, Madonna will have a much needed boost in her career... they will both make a lot of money of this...the magazines are already cheering.

And it's always the kids that suffer...just ask Alex Baldwin, he'll tell ya.
 
Well, I'm SO glad I'm not Madonna tomorrow...another reason to be thankful and GLAD for another day!
(Yes, that's my Pollyanna imatation...) Boy, I'm brain-dead tonight...
 
Good thing I can't afford a plastic surgeon.
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Nobody Says McCain Won Debate!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 11:28:20 PM
Nobody Wins: Here is my two nobody cents on the last debate;
 
Update: They're sitting down!
Bob: First question (nobody wasn't ready, I'm filling up my drink)
 
McCain; Nancy Reagan, and people are hurting! We're angry...okay. Wow....(BEEP)...buy all those great big homes that the poor people got into by default, and make the poor middle class pay for them! (Wrong ANSWER JOHN!)
 
Obama; Obama is looking at camera. Obama has ugly tie. Focus on jobs. Tax credit for jobs. Tax cut for people...(John is blinking, and blinking) Oh...oh...Obama wins on this one....
 
Wow...Obama goes into energy? What?
 
McCain: Hey, McCain knows a plumber! Poor plumber is going to have to pay more taxes fixing toilets! McCain threatens Obama with Joe the plumber...that a boy John!
 
Obama; Obama says we both want to cut taxes...Obama gives tax cut to 95% of Americans. What he doesn't say is that the other 5% don't even live here! Obama cares about the plumber, and the teacher, and the caretakers....
 
Update: Somebody call Joe the plumber and ask him to tell us the truth!
 
McCain: is asking why would you want to raise taxes?...good one John.
 
Obama: Obama mentions his friend Warren Buffet, who just bought half the govenment and would have bought more if he had the money!
The people can't afford food, because Warren has all the money.
 
McCain; McCain tells us that businesses pay too many taxes, he goes to first! McCain's on first.
 
BOB: Subject...deficit. Trillion dollars...Hey, you guys are going to add money to that...what say you Bill?
 
Obama: Ultimately tax payers will get their money back...then I'll spend it. He wants to pay as you go....we need to eliminate programs that don't work. He wants us to invest...(say what?) Invest in young people...pay for their college. Right. Sure.
 
McCain: Comrade John goes back into the redistribution of money to pay off all those houses. BAD.  Wants spending freeze. Sounds good, but doesn't the Congress have to vote on that John? He will save billions in defense. Hey, he's against ethanol...John's slidding into second.  He will fight for line- item veto, (but that won't pass.) WAIT...Obama wants a three million dollar planetarium? Doesn't Chicago already have one? What, is this for him personally? Is he expecting company? McCain did good here.
 
Obama: Earmarks are one-half of one percent of the Federal Budget? Did he count in AIR FORCE ONE'S gas bill? Really, where does he get his figures? That makes it okay?
 
McCain: I'm not BUSH..(.that's good John. Quit blinking.) John is being a bit more forceful...that's good. He's got a better tie. Obama is making FACES!  He's smiling.. GO JOHN!..he's starting to look nervous!
 
Obama; He voted on tort reform? Who knew? Obama got a bit lost, so he's coming back to comparing Bush to McCain...glad though that John showed independence on torture. Mentions eight more years of the same thing. (some old stuff)
 
McCain: I've disagreed with Bush, and you can see my scars! YES...John...is winning this one, with his tenacity.
 
BOB: You guys have been nasty...go on and apologized...(BOB...stupid question, really stupid.)
 
McCain: I asked for more debates...where was he? John Lewis attacked them...George Wallace...(go for it John. Go for it. John quit blinking!) Obama is shaking his head, but look at his eyes...he didn't expect this. He looks furious.
 
Obama: (Boy, he collected his cool pretty fast.) Two-thirds of the people think that McCain is more negative. 100% of his adds are negative. (The difference is, the liberals have their 'goofers' attack...like Larry Flint...etc.) He changes the subject AGAIN...economic...Obama  wants to get you off all his criminal buddies and back on his propaganda..Knows he has a sore point here...just change the subject.
 
McCain: Attack ads from Obama, Obama is spending millions on negative attacks...well, he's right...hey Joe the plumber is BACK!
McCain makes good comback.
 
Obama; I wasn't aware of what my friends do!(cough, cough) Obama is reaching...McCain is laughing, I don't know who coached John, but he is doing much better...Obama goes on his speaking abiltiy, but can't refute his points, so he changes the subject and goes back to the "issues."
 
McCain: he is sticking up for the people that come to his rallies...JOHN makes it to Third! He has repudiated against people that say nasty things, Point: McCain
 
Obama: Wants to lift up wages that have declined over the last eight years? Try the last thirty Obama...since the 1970's wages have not gone up.
 
McCain: Senator Clinton: we need to know about ACORN...(hey, he's going for the throat by using Hillary!) Obama is shaking his head...Look at his eyes! McCain goes Home! One to nothing.
 
Obama: Ayers is a professor, I was eight when he bombed. Clinton did not inhale (sorry couldn't resist) Hey, there were other people on the boards when I served with him! He's not involved with me. Acorn...had nothing to do with us. (cough, cough) I represented them only once. (Okay, most of us who read, know he's lying, but how many will believe him?) Obama once AGAIN..changes the subject to foriegn policy. He looks very mad.
 
McCain: You received money from ACORN...John is laying out the facts...go for it JOHN! John is stopping the knife, and changing the subject...John won this one.
 
BOB: Running mates...talk about them.
 
Obama: Joe Biden commercial---he has never forgotten where he came from. Father lost job...(ah) fight for the little guy. Passed the crime bill and put those cops out on the street. He shares my core values. Message: Joe will help the poor people. Switches to energy independence...Obama is doing the old liberal trick of change the subject every time he opens his mouth.
 
McCain: Palin is a role model. She's a reformer. Palin's record far surpasses Joe Biden's, Joe put out a few cops, Palin won over the oil guys, gave people tax breaks, special needs...autism...McCain's pick should actually be the President...but nobody asked us.  
 
Obama: Obama doesn't attack Palin, autusim will require more money. (What a joke, he wants universal health care and he attacks Palin for that?) Lame.
 
McCain: Joe Biden has been wrong on many foriegn policy moves... he voted against all the war issues, and he was wrong. McCain wins. Then HE changes subject...we don't need to spend more. Obama wants to rasie taxes...good change.
 
BOB: Energy, oil...would you give a number on how much we can reduce our dependence?
 
McCain: Build 45 nuclear power plants right away. (Good  point.) We can store. Nuclear power...flex fuel...(I'm having trouble with this stuff, because it's complicated) but he did a good job.
 
Obama: Ten years we can do it. He looks at camera...that's always effective. Oil companies should use land they have now. We can't drill our way out of the problem. He's into Solar...(won't work Obama...my neighbors porch lights don't even work) We invented the auto industry he says (.there's that Harvard education)...NAFTA was bad (thank you Clinton) redo the trade agreements...should have been done forty years ago...both parties will never do this, empty...but effective. Obama scores because he knows the American people have finally figured out what our politicians of both parties have been doing to us for over forty years...selling us down the road. Nevertheless, the Democrats will do nothing about the trade stuff. They get their money from the same people.
 
McCain: Previous agreements are bad. Obama has never been to South America. We need to stop the flow of drugs. McCain...is a supportor of the North American Territory...so this is not good. Obama is too, but he will not mention it.
 
Obama: We have to stand for human rights? (Where in the world did this come from? I thought we were on energy?) Does he mention China? Enforce unfair trade agreements...he goes into the automakers...car dealer are in trouble..wants to give help to them too. He wants to make them do MORE environmental mandates...(oh, that will work)...hey, they are gone. Meaningless arguments.
 
McCain: Ahhh, Obama wants to meet with Chevez...John gets another hit!  McCain wants to retrict trade and raise taxes, compares him to Hoover. Obama laughs. mmmm...just how smart is the audience?
 
BOB: Health care...
 
Obama: I was in Toledo...two women, laid off, no health insurance. Looks at camera. If you have health insurance you can keep it. They will lower costs...by 2500 per year. (how is he going to do this?) Then everyone else who doesn't have a job, gets the insurance that the Senators have...(.HEY...no fair! If you have a job, you get an inferior plan!) More money in preventive care...Wow...FUBAR
 
McCain: Yes, admits the costs are horrible. Community health care centers. (WRONG this is being set up for illegal immigrants) 5,000 refundable health care...(Huh? Both plans stink. You know what back surgery cost? $70.000?) McCain is saying he has universal health care...McCain is losing this one.Because he hasn't got a real plan, or he is not explaining it very well.
 
Obama: He is misleading his plan. His is just a first step...Hey, he's talking to JOE the plumber again! I'm not sure I can follow what he is saying...both candidates are being very nebulous on this...they have no clue. McCain is smiling.
 
McCain: HEY JOE! Joe is rich...(I need new pipes Joe) you have to pay a fine if you don't provide insurance...well, Obama did not mention this, and McCain is right, most people don't want to be fined for not being able to afford insurance. It's not working in Mass, he should have mentioned this. Okay, now he is saying that the 5,000 is for their health premiums, that'a more clear. McCain is finally making a better point. The size of government grown by 40%...good point. He cleared that up somewhat, but it's still not enough from either candidate.
 
Obama; Wait, he said that McCain plan is HIS...what? The Chamber of Commere is against McCain? (Yes the Chamber of Criminal Commerce is responsible for your NAFTA dearies too...well that's mean John wins!)
 
BOB: Supreme court...litness test.
 
McCain: He's a federalist. Nominees based on qualifications. McCain voted for Breyers...? Whoa, Democrats will like that. Obama votes on his beliefs. History of constitutional judging is his basis. Point for John, that's how it should be.
 
Obama: Fairness and justice. Forget the Constitution. And Fairness and justice can mean just about anything to anyone. Brings up abortion, women have the right to it. Democrats will like this one. States should have no say. (wrong answer for conservatives) Ohhhh some lady wanted to be paid for equal pay, but the Supreme judges said they wouldn't hear it? (PLEASE) Obama got in his abortion and his equal rights for women...still looks tired.
 
McCain: statue of limitations. (lady and Supreme court evidently waited fifty years to bring it to the court, who knows)  We have to change the culture of America..VERY GOOD JOHN..good sentence. Obama is shaking his head...John is going for the throat again, sighting instances that Obama voted for killing babies in late terms...Obama is smiling...and he looks like he's getting beaten on this one.
 
Obama: He's trying to get out of this attack. Wasn't his fault, there was a law on the books...parital birth...now he's for the health of the mother and approves of it...this could hurt him, with independents. Prevent women from getting pregnant by teaching them at five the facts of life...(just kidding, but NO, I'm  not.) Obama can't get out of his past...McCain wins on this one.
 
McCain: We have an adopted child (do many know that she is black?) Help young women...Good conservative point.
 
BOB: The US spends more on educations than anyone...but we trail all countries...what will you do?
 
Obama; It's a big problem (thanks to the Democrats) More money or reform (both) Loves early childhood education...Hillary's plan to become France...more teachers...the fault is the teachers union so Obama's plan will not change a thing, just get more kids and get them younger in order to make good little Marxists of the state. Liberal nonsense. Propose 4,000 to kids for community service (comrades! )
 
McCain: Choice and competition...(come on say it...get the govenment out of our schools John, break those unions...get rid of the Department of Education John.)..okay...John is talking... throwing money at it is not the answer...John wins on this. Get the military people into being teachers. NOT a bad idea John. 
 
Obama; We have a tradition of local control of schools? (Where the heck has HE been! We have NO say in our schools...NONE...NADA! Every school should provide whatever the gov says. Obama is starting to look tired, John looks fresh, and biting at the bit...who knew? (Nobody can afford the prices for the ridiculous fees for college. Good god...a book is over 200 dollars.)
 
McCain: D.C. has good system, attacks Obama on his lack of knowledge on voucher system. Liked Head Start. Reform it he says. He's right...but now he is talking about autisum. Going into vouchers...
 
Obama: Admits D.C schools are bad...Disagrees with vouchers...all other fifty states will not have vouchers under McCain...He loses on this one...that's an absurd statement...lame.
 
BOB: closing statements gentlemen;
 
McCain: Difficult times (stop blinking John) I will reform. Weak closing statement so far. He needs a bigger ending. ( Come on John, put some emotion in it.) Can you trust us?(no) Don't ask us about your record...we have lost many freedoms because of you...(sorry)
John does good throughout the whole debate, but his ending is miserable.
 
Obama; Obama looks tired. Mentions ecomomics...here we go, attacks Bush, mentions "Change"...this is his "repeat" it enough, and everyone will buy it speech. Everyone will go to college, I will grow the middle class, business, it's not going to be easy...you will have to come together, and sacrifice...I will work for you...his closing statement was better...but full of promises (and BS) that he can't keep of course. Still, he lost the debate, but won the closing statement.
 
McCain goes and shakes his hand, clearly feels he won.
 
Update, Cindy has red dress, you can't help but stare...good choice. Michelle has blue dress, and somekind of necklace that could have come from am Irish parade ...We find out that Joe the plumber is real. "When you spread the wealth around it's better for everyone"
That's what Obama said to Joe the plumber, which explains why Joe was in the debate..Joe will be a rich man now.
 
I'd say that McCain won...Obama looked tired, and his points on his many plans were pretty...meaningless to the average nobody. He is going to put those little kids in school...
 
Now, Fox is saying that McCain did not have a knockout punch...so, you see, it's all smoke and mirrors. In fact, Fox, and CNN say that Obama won...everyone is saying this, when clearly it isn't true.
 
If you like me think that McCain clearly won: remember: the networks choose VERY carefully the tools they use to force you to beleive whatever they want you to beleive. Like those lines under the candidates..the polls, the audience after the debate...can all be staged.
 
Just remember that, and you'll be okay. It can be edited.
 
To me, this whole Presidential campaign has been about keeping the people's attention on a "contest" every single day, so that the North American Treaty can go through (notice no one discussed the invasion of another country) and the global merging of the banks could be brought into play...keep us occupied...and the companies who own CNN and FOX and their advertisers, by running a two year campaign have made a BUNDLE with the viewership, which probably made American Idol looked lame...follow the money...
 
McCain did the best tonight that he has ever done. He scored on all points except when he was trying to explain the medical stuff, and his lame ending. I wonder what the talk show hosts will do with this, and if it will matter at all.
 
In the end, the blacks will vote for Obama, patriots will vote for McCain due to Palin, and the rest will probably stay home...unless we get attacked before the election.
 
Now, just what are all these stations going to do after the contest is over? What's going to fill this great gap?
 
I frankly, don't want to know.
 
Hey, I'm off....I have no idea if I did this right...but it was fun!  
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