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The Dogs Are Hoarding Our Bones

Nobody Cares: ---about my two puppies. I call them puppies but really, they are like little kids with fluffy hair. And every morning, while I spend an hour of reading time waking up to the day, there is a dog-bone treat hoarding ritual taking place right before my eyes.
 
There’s not much I can do about it…short of cruelty.
 
Everyday I am witness to the blunt selfishness of one of my dogs, and today, I realized that our government is doing the exact same thing to the U.S. taxpayers that one of my dogs does everyday…they are hoarding our bones.
 
Here's the set up:
 
My older dog, Koko, (I know, not very original) is a seven-year old Pom/American Eskimo mix. She’s a delicate thing and very quiet. My younger dog, Zippy, is a full-blooded white American Eskimo, and is built like a Sumo wrestler. She actually pulls me around the block every night, lease in her mouth…charging up the hills, just like a big mush dog. She thinks she’s in Alaska, and about 50 pounds heavier, and for now, I’m not spoiling her illusion…it’s too entertaining.
 
Zippy is the top dog in the pecking order, because she could literally put Koko the older dog in severe back pain with just a big playful jump on her back. In fact, she once did just that to a tune of several hundred dollars in x-rays… Therefore, Zippy (much like our government) knows she can do just about anything.
 
So, it’s easy to see why Zippy is always happy, and Koko is always in a bad mood. I adore them both, but I must admit--- Zippy is a bully, even if she is adorable.
 
Anyway---every morning, Koko lies beside me, curled up, and I give her these cheap little dog-bone treats. Koko loves these treats. They are practically the only dog food she will eat. I also have three bowls of different dog foods available to them both on the kitchen floor, but Zippy won’t let Koko touch them.
 
Where’s a dog whisperer when you need him?
 
Every single morning I give Koko four dog-bone treats. I put them right between her paws. I also give Zippy four treats, but Zippy…has other things in mind. She goes right over and gets right up in Koko’s face, just inches away. Zippy then proceeds to lay right next to Koko’s face…with a real relaxed innocence look that says; “I’m just sitting here---aren’t I cute? Hey… you gonna eat those?”
 
Koko of course, growls, and shows her teeth, this goes on for about five minutes…but Zippy just smiles (yes, dogs DO smile) and waits, because even though she has four treats of her own, she wants Koko’s.
 
You guessed it. Zippy’s sheer tenacity and patience intimidates Koko so badly, that Koko will get up and move, leaving her treats for Zippy. (Sort of like the American people who are being bullied into giving all their money to the government forever, “Oh shut up and take it why don’t ya, you’re going to anyway.”)
 
I mean, do you not feel like you are being bullied right now?
 
Then Zippy, having won the standoff game, picks up all Koko’s dog-bone treats in one scoop, in her mouth. She makes sure I see the clever trick she has done, (in fact, she is very proud of this action) prances around the room for a while, and then she proceeds to run up the stairs. She comes back empty.
 
I always figured she ate them.
 
After she gets downstairs, Zippy then goes over and finally picks up the four I gave her, and then goes over to Koko and sits down right in her face to torture her. You can just see her little puppy mind thinking, “I’m good.”
 
I once saw Zippy stuff all six dog-treats in her mouth at one time, a trick our government has also mastered.
 
Yes... poor Koko. I end up feeding her turkey later just to make up for Zippy’s fun.
 
Anyway…one day, while I was cleaning the house, I happened to look behind a couch (something I hardly ever do) and there in a secret space…was a pile of about 75 dog-bone treats. There you go…Zippy was hoarding all the dog-bones treats. I’m almost afraid to lift any more furniture.
 
So what’s the moral to this dog-bone treat hoarding story? (I can find parallels to just about anything, can't I?)
 
Right now, America is being bullied into giving up all our precious dog-bones treats to Congress; to “bail out” the gluttons. We’re a bunch of Koko’s, letting the big bully Zippy government come in and grab whatever they want.
 
Koko, my weaker dog, at least has me to make sure she gets a fair share of food…but who helps the American people? Who protects us from our own bully government?
 
And by the way…don’t you wonder where they have they been hiding all our bones for all these years? And because we’re weaker, we will never stand up to them because of what?… Fear?
 
Yep, that pretty much explains it. There’s not much difference between dogs and men when it comes to their dog-bones treats…is there?
 
Nevertheless, dogs have an excuse…men most certainly, do not.
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Nancy Pelosi: Is Her Number 777or 666?

Nobody's Perfect: This is my 776 post. Today, the Dow lost 777 points and oh my goodness...nothing happened to me!

One more point and I could have claimed disaster!

But disaster evidently happened to many people, today...especially some of those guys on TV who were really sweating after Nancy Pelosi's famous speech on the floor of the House today--- right before the big vote for the "give me your money" you brainless morons!

It was known and reported that it was going to be an easy victory, but Nancy had to go and rant on about how it was all President Bush's fault that this had happened, and how the Republicans are the Darth Vaders of the world, even though both Nancy and George Bush are on the same page about this whole thing, which makes her his partner in crime...so why attack the man that is with you?

Don't ask me, unless Obama has promised her a cabinet position.

It seems that the "13" (there's that number again) that voted against the bill, (which of course made the serfs and nobodies like me all over the country jump for joy) were so upset at Nancy's tirade, they didn't fall in line.

How dare they.

The Democrats immediately ran to the microphones to protest the Republicans for actually having the audacity for being upset that Nancy was such a rude, political hack ...SO THERE! Barney Frank was great, and the guy behind him, Raul somebody, the REAL man who runs the government, was livid.

Nancy was last seen being taken up and loaded onto the mother ship.

In the meantime, this nobody is enjoying all the TV pundits who lost BIG TIME in their stock portfolios' because it's all computerized and well...who knew? Sheppard Smith was suffering, Bill O'Reilly lost some, and Senator Lindsey Graham, it looked, had been crying, poor guy.

He must have lost that beach house next to Charlie Rangel.

Come on
...I'm tired of hearing this "Americans live beyond their means" crap. We have been suffering from "inflation" ever since Reagan stepped down...and all through Bill Clinton...but it was covered up, like everything else. Yes, the rich got VERY rich...and the taxes keep getting bigger.The government gives you numbers that are just about as fake as a Speilburg flying ET on a bike scene.
 
If you want to compare the US Congress to the US citizen when it comes to spending, I'd suggest you not go there.

What is important is that today, Nancy Pelosi was blamed for being a typical big-mouth, and will forever be remembered in history as the woman who just couldn't hold her mouth for two seconds...unless of course, this failure was staged in ORDER to get this result, so as to cause a bigger meltdown, where the second bill will need even MORE money, and the globalists will be even happier, because that one will pass, and the taxpayers will be going... "Huh?"

Either way...I post my 777 blog tomorrow.

Nancy however, will be forever be remembered as the woman who got the Dow down to 777. If she keeps this up, I suggest we give her the number: 666, or call her ET.
Nancy!...Phone home!  
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The Eyes Have the Soul of Globalization: Tony Blair

Nobody's Opinion: I used to love to watch Tony Blair speaking in Parliament. I enjoyed his quick mind and his command of the English language; In fact, I used to wish that Tony Blair was our President.
 
Well, you know the old saying; be careful what you wish for.
 
It seems to me, the more innocent the face, the more you have to be careful.
 
When I look in Tony’s big "blue?" eyes on my TV, I see one of the great souls of globalization. I see a “wonderful” man who “cares” about the world. And if you think that you can look in Tony’s eyes and see a great soul: well, let’s just say, you have something in common with President Bush, who saw a great soul in Putin’s.
 
Tony Blair is not Vladimir Putin: but nevertheless…Tony, just like Putin, has “global” plans too. Even if they do seem more benevolent, that doesn’t make them right.
 
Tony is a globalist. Globalization, to the earth’s G-8 gang, is very benign to them---but it’s killing the rest of us. Hey---we didn’t ask for this Brave New World of Globalization, no matter how wonderful they think it is.
 
Tony, and the élites of the world want us to think that this globalization just “happened.” Just like the present imploding of our current financial situation just “happened” due to “evil” politicians, letting “evil” CEO’s make money. Yeah, this all just “happened” right before the elections. NO one knew it was coming. The total collapse of the United States---who knew?
 
Last week on Charlie Rose: Tony Blair, who was sitting in his pink tie surrounded by pastel colors to soften his message…had this to say about “globalization”: (What? You think they don’t use colors to sell their products?)

TONY
: “How do we make globalization work for people?”
 
Well, so far, it’s making a handful of CEO”s and leaders very rich and powerful, but there is not much “trickle-down” and the masses are starting to catch on. Not good.
 
 TONY: “How do we make it secure?”
 
Translation: How do we put this plan of a one-world-government into place so that all the people, especially those who live in democracies, not rebel against this and make it all harder for us up here at the top? After all, globalization is forcing people to do with less. They have got to be herded into sections so we can control them. Electric cars should do the trick, and high gas prices. We need to get all cash out of their hands (give them unlimited credit cards) Control their energy and food...and schools. The human being loves freedom, and lots of freedoms will be taken away…how do we do this without “the people” getting mad?

TONY:
How do we make its prosperity be shared?”
 
Redistribute all funds in The Cayman Islands! (sorry)
 
By communism for the masses, obscene capitalism for the few. But, they’ll give the people money to spend every once in a while---that should shut them up.

TONY:
“How do we give it a human face?”
 
Put lots of women in power selling it. Make sure everyone feels like it’s just “MOM” taking your money for your little sister.

TONY:
A face that allows people to say---okay, I understand the world’s changing very fast, I understand all my traditional preconceptions and sometimes the traditional society or community in which I live is being subject to a great upheaval with all this change. But I understand how this could be made to work for me.”

“I do?”
 
TONY:How it’s got some decent and good values”
 
Right, taking people’s money for college away in one country, and giving to another country to give them better educations than YOUR child…that’s really decent. Africa is doing sooooo well.

TONY: “And how it doesn’t mean that I’m just a victim instead of an impersonal process. That I actually have some place in this New World that is developing.”
 
I just love it when Tony talks dirty. What he really wants is for millions of Americans to give up their whole country and all their money to redistribute to the rest of the world so that big corporations and their elites can form one big global-happy world…with worker bees, and the queen bees, and the soldier bees… It’s just so much fun to reorganize the New World as Tony sees fit.
 
And when asked if he thought this “bail-out” is unfair to the American taxpayer…
 
 TONY: “Just or unjust is not the question.”
 
And when I heard that remark: I’d say both Blair and Putin’s eyes, deep down, share a common soul---
 
And that soul spells---tyranny.
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One Bank of Power, One Bank of Information...

Nobody’s Fool: Consider: A mother is sitting in a high school principle’s office. Her son has just been assigned into an advanced Algebra III class. He flunked Algebra I, yet the next year he was put into Algebra II. Of course, he flunked Algebra II never having passed Algebra I. The mother demands that the school principal tell her why the school has done such an idiotic thing as putting him in another class he is bound to fail. The principal blames the computers, but keeps him in the class and assures the mother he will be just fine.
 
Due to the state’s accounting budget, to get money, the school has to show so many bodies showing up in the more advanced classes. When the boy “drops” out of high school, they don’t report it for two years so they can continue to collect the monetary funds from the state for his name being in the system.
 
The principal is making a six-income figure for this act of information control.
 
That same woman goes to the store to get dog food. On the corner at the stoplight, she sits waiting for the left-hand turn signal, and stares, in disbelief at the huge camera taking her image not 12 feet in front of her. Until now, hundreds of cameras have been going up at every stop light…gigantic, megalithic poles have been put up on all the local highways, monitoring “traffic.”
 
But, this one scares her.
 
 At her local bank, she is told she can no longer deposit her husband’s check anymore, without him being present every time, due to the “Patriot” act. She is forced to set up an online banking account, and now she has to transfer his paycheck every single week. She has been banking at this bank for more than three decades. Like the principal, the bank officer is being controlled by new “rules.”
 
She pays her bills by check, but knows that checks will be obsolete soon. She will be forced to pay her bills online, and she’d better get use to it.
 
Google can now see into everyone’s yard. Cars can be traced; cell phones can be turned on and listened to without you even knowing it. “Chips” are in our groceries and clothing. At the airports, face recognition and even “mind” reading screens will be gathering information on every single human who travels. And one wonders just what kind of “chips” are in the new HD TV’s?
 
So ask yourself, next time you hear of some laptops being stolen---if we now live in a world where knowledge is the real true wealth, worth much more than gold, do you really think that all this information is being collected to protect the citizens of the United States?
 
Or is it for the power to control your wealth, your life, and your children’s future?
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Ellen Degeneres: The New Face Of Cover Boy

Nobody Wins: Ellen Degeneres has been chosen as the new face of Cover Girl.

Wow.

I can think of just about a dozen popular and young beautiful movie stars that, had I been the VP of Global Cosmetics of Procter and Gamble, would have actually been a better choice.

Let's face it, Ellen's lips are not exactly Angelina Jolie's.

Or is that the point? What? Does this mean that Revlon no longer likes women?

No offense meant to her. But Ellen does NOT consider herself a ...."girl." After all, she has a new "wife" which makes her a "Cover Boy."

Hellloooooo?

But Esi Eggleston, the actual VP of Gl0bal cosmetics, had this to say: "Ellen is the quintessential Cover Girl."

Wow. Quintessential. Wow.

So, let me get this straight. You have to think you're a "man" to be the quintessentional woman...or Cover Girl...is that it?

I have been laughing at all guys in Esquire looking very feminine. I guess now they want to make all the girls in the fashion mags look more masculine.

They will do anything to stop people from having kids and mucking up the earth, promoting homosexuality will put an end to that nonsense. At least that seems to be the plan.

There is some good news about this annoucement. Ellen Degenreas, a woman who most of her career has hated makeup, now, will have to be putting lipstick on everywhere she goes.

I must admit, I get a strange sadistic pleasure out of that.

And being the liberated man that she is...she's not going to like that. Kissing her new wife is going to be pretty messy. Arguments over whose lipstick is on whose glass might get confusing.

But, hey...she does have a new "wife" to support now....

So, a toast to Ellen, the new Cover Boy...Girl...Unisex?

Whatever.

Even though Revlon probably feels this is a real move in the right direction. Like all those Hollywood movies that nobody goes to see...I wonder just how many lipsticks Revlon is going to sell with this new marketing ploy....and just what colors they are going to call their products.

A few suggestions for the new lipsticks: Nuptial Red Gay, Casanova Ellen Pink, Manly Ardor Sunbeam, Nipple Orange Confusion, Unibed Umber Morning...And my personal favorite: Cover Boy Red Roxy

Somebody tell me what just happened....cause this nobody has no clue.

 

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Go Ahead, Change the Definition of Citizenship, Comrades!

Nobody Cares; I don't care how sweetly he talks, how slick his gimmick, how much he pretends to be the son of the Holy Grail....

I'm going to say it and I don't care who knows.

The man is despicable.

Right after Bush's Speech tonight, which was one of the most saddest things I've ever seen a President give in my lifetime, a speech where he pretty much was begging the American people to bail out the very rich of Wall Street...reading the lines as if he never saw them before...

There was Bill Clinton right after it...on Larry King talking about what HE wants.

Notice that CNN did NOT carry Bush's speech.

Bill Clinton said he wants to "Change the definition of citizenship."

How about we--- "Change the definition of what kind of power an x-President who want to be King of the world will be allowed by the people to have?"

In other words, he wants communism. As if the American people aren't getting screwed enough, he wants MORE out of us...

We've had enough bad news all week, thank you very much. But giving up our retirements, vacations, new cars, to foot a global corporate government....just isn't enough for Bill.

He wants to make all of us feel guilty if someone is starving in Africa. He wants to brainwash all kids in American schools to always "advance the public interest before thier own."

After all, putting computers in African villages before they have water is starting to look bad. These people need money to buy our American electric GE bulbs. The big companies need to get into those markets...we need to start DONATING!.

Bill Clinton wants what Obama will deliver...communism.

He wants a Civics test given to all people in the United States...where they pledge to "give something back to the world."

Or else.

Sounds like a dictator on steroids to me.

So, I say we do what old Billy boy wants. Let's "advance the public interest" and strip Bill Clinton of all his "global" power. Send him to some island where he can't escape. After all, they once sent Napoleon to an island, and Bill Clinton's crimes far exceed the little man.

Our first great President, George Washington, would have done it in a heartbeat. In fact, President George Washington would have tried and hung Bill Clinton for treason.

That's the truth. What treason you might ask? Please--- go back to whatever you were watching.  

Clinton...King of the World...wants you to put everyone else before yourself.

Insane.

And nobody, but this nobody, gets upset about it.

Hey, I'm allowed to speak my mind...until they come for me. And if I say too many things against Bill Clinton, they might.

Luckily I'm a nobody...and so glad I'm not Obama who has much more to fear, as Hillary has hinted.

So, pretend I didn't say this...nope, not me. Bill Clinton is God.

God Bless Bill Clinton. May he forever reign in his own global initiative mind...

 

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Just Where IS the Exchange Stabilization Fund?

Nobody Knows: Nobody knows just how and when a handful of Wall Street thugs, got so much control over our politicians.

And nobody knows why none of them can seem to bring themselves to grant permission for us to drill our own oil reserves, but reaching into the Exchange Stabilization Fund in order to bail out some very rich bad guys is no problem.
So, just where is the Exchange Stabilization Fund, the last of the U.S. reserves?

And by the way...does it really exist?

Money is thicker than oil! If you went to an American public school, you would know this.

Also, nobody knows why Golden Paulson, our great treasury guru, wants to "auction" off our debt, and nobody knows just what countries will come in and buy us.

Will it be China, or Russia, or Dubai that will buy us up? Just who will finally end up owning the last great desert of property once called the United States...nobody knows.

But today, the secret was let out. Here is a drawing from a witness who was there and he manage to hide behind a log and draw this picture of three men who said their names were: Captain Jack Paulson, Barnacle Bernanke, and Rapid Dog Rangel.

It seems they were taking lessons in a secret location, and learning just how easily it is to destroy a country.

When you want to get something done, go to the people who can do it the best! And that's exactly what President Bush did. He handed it over to men who had been trained by experts.

Still, enquiring minds like this nobody's want to know why the news did NOT report today, in between the hysteria of the world ending (which we have been expecting for some time now) that Brittany Spears is upset with Obama.

Brittany wanted to donate her time and talents to help Obama out, and Obama told her "no thanks" because well...she's a drug addict.

Coming from a 'x'-cocaine user, that was pretty bad.

Nobody knows that I once had a doctor tell me that people never really EVER get off cocaine. Quitting cigarettes and heroin is much easier. Cocaine is the hardest drug of any to get off of.

And STILL, the National Enquirer does nothing.

For now, you should be thankful that I did not go into my usual rants on the state of the union, because at the moment, I don't feel like jumping down the rabbit hole of insanity.

BUT...as Scarlett O'Hara who was 'Gone With The Wind' would say: Nobody knows that tomorrow's another day!

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MS Pink Pacman VS Blingtooth

Nobody's Perfect: How many people want to bet that the designer of this lovely hat played just a little too much MS Pacman?

I guess when you're a famous designer it's hard to come up with new and innovative designs year after year....therefore I suggest that whomever designed this Twiggy Goes to Pink Airhead School outfit, take a few pointers from this brand new design fashion from the rappers...

Teeth bling. Yes--it took the black rappers to come to the rescue of their black brothers working in the mines of Africa, who are at this very moment doing the jobs that they don't want to do...and start loading up their mouths with...diamonds. It's the latest bling...right after the famous diamond blingpimp walking stick.

And if you're a really rich rapper, you go for emeralds, rubies, and gold.

Personally, I think if MS Pink Pacman had a mouthful of gorgeous diamond bling in her mouth, and gave a BIG smile, it would be a step forward for mankind's on-going racial divide.

Blingpimps everywhere, should add a MS Pacman's hat to their wonderful outfits....
I say we write our Congressmen and make this happen! Or better yet....Michelle? Feel like a new outfit?

 

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The Online Holocaust--- 2025

Nobody’s Opinion: Saturday night, at exactly 8 p.m., I got a telephone “message” from Mike Reagan. Please listen said the lady, and give me your opinion.
 
Okay, I listened. Mike was stating the need for our country to start drilling for our own oil, and how we should unit together and FORCE our leaders to do just that…drill.
 
Then I got a “live” person, and the first thing I asked her was, “Are you going to want money, because we have none to spare at this moment.”
 
I said it ever so sweety.
 
But, she didn’t like that answer. Yes, she said, they would like a donation. But, didn’t I think what Mike had to say was relevant?
 
“Sure, I read Mike all the time. I really like the guy.” I said. “I’ve read his books, I’ve read his columns, and I agree with his statements, but I don’t believe that sending money to whatever cause is going to change the system in Washington. They do what they want.”
 
She got mad. “Well, that’s precisely why the people should get together and donate to this good cause!”
 
The call became a yelling match, because she wanted money, and I didn’t want to give her any. My husband came in and hung the phone up.
 
He’s an action kind of guy.
 
Okay, I was mad…even though I don’t believe the “people” are powerless, I do believe that the rich have put in place such a system of complete power and control, a plan that has been well executed by both parties, that our options of a government by the people dwindle every single day: and I got to this conclusion by reading all three books by Alvin Toffler.
 
Evidently Michael Reagan has not read these books; which is surprising because--- well read this, from the pages of Powershift, his third blueprint for world control:
 
“One day while Ronald Reagan was still in the White House a small group assembled around the table in the Family Dining Room to discuss the long-range future of America. The group consisted of eight well-known futurists and was joined by the Vice President (Daddy Bush) and three of Reagan’s top advisors, among them Donald Regan, the President’s newly appointed chief of staff. The meeting had been convened by the author (Alvin Toffler) at the request of the White House. (President Reagan was there also) There was common agreement that the economy was going through a deep transformation.”
 
“So you think we’re going to go around cutting each other’s hair and flipping hamburgers! Aren’t we going to be a great manufacturing power anymore?” said Donald.
 
It was Heidi Toffler, (Alvin’s wife) co-author of Future Shock, The Third Wave, and Powershift, that replied, “The United States will continue to be a great manufacturing power. There just won’t be as high a percentage of people working in factories.”
 
So, no jobs…fewer companies…how do the people feed themselves? With knowledge. (cough, cough)--- supplied no doubt by solar power.
 
Later on in the book, they do admit with this new powershift going into very few hands, millions of people all over the world will have no jobs, and no food. To this they say; The jobless desperately need money if they and their families are to survive, and it is both necessary and morally right to provide them with decent levels of public assistance.”
 
The Toffler's go on. 'Knowledge' jobs will replace manufacturing jobs, and in the future the companies will have to be filled with very high IQ’s to make the fortunes. Microsoft, by the way, already screens employees for intelligence. There will be highbrow companies and lowbrow companies, they said, and I’m sure designer genes are being developed in all countries to help their competition going for that big 'knowledge' buck.
 
If you were sitting around all weekend wondering just what in the hell happened to our country, there is only one book you need to read: Powersift by Alvin Toffler.
 
And if you read it, you will understand that these “crisis'” of never drilling for oil, and huge mergers, and banks failures, have all been planned. The “Hey, we had to save all the banks…” frankly, is pretty sickening.
 
They (our rulers) WANT you to think they have no clue, about anything. But, they create the crisis, control the media, and then come in with more control…on your money, your food, your kid’s future…your American dream.
 
The final transformation of this Third Wave future will come to fruition in 2025, according to Alvin.
 
Alvin Toffler worked and lived with the Chinese for years, is deeply loved there, and has also been working inside our government “think” tanks in order to pull this stunt off. Newt Gingrich is one of his most ardent admirers.
 
I got another creepy scent of the future today. Today, I got my first e-mail bank statement…demanding that I pay “online.” This means, they can GO into my ACCOUNT and take the money out…and once I give that permission…whose says they will not someday go into my account without asking me, and withdraw whatever amount they see fit, with just the flick of a button?
 
Oh Joyanna, you're paranoid, that won't happen you say.
 
Oh really? The govenement already does this stunt--- daily. They get first dibs on all paychecks. (Unless of course you are rich and have no "paycheck." ) Do you remember consenting to this?
 
Or should we ask, will Barney Frank have what he owes taken out of HIS paycheck? Do you know who named the flatworm convolutriloba longifissure?
 
That's my point.
 
Cash will eventually disappear. They are planning on it. And just think what that means... even Joseph Stalin would be salivating.
 
Okay…even I must admit, not having to put a stamp on every bill that I have to pay, and paying “online” might be easier… BUT, having said that, there is a high price to pay for this easy service and it’s simply called freedom, and that freedom to keep the government and banks out of our private money accounts will soon be gone.
 
We went from money, to checks, to credit cards, to online banking, to imaginay money printed out of thin air onto computer screens and redistributing it to whomever the "elite" sees fit.
 
Someday, they plan to control all ecomomics, all they have to do is gather the ‘knowledge.’
 
Step by step... inch by inch, we are being forced to become a cashless society. A cashless society with no physical cash to trade will become powerless. And the dirty little secret is our leaders are using Toffler’s model of futuristic world control for getting the ultimate power into a very few hands. He admits, he has met with just about every ruler and CEO in the world.
 
If you think I’m crazy---read the book. And then if you get that call from Mike, suggest he do the same. Because the more people that are informed with the knowledge of this dictatorial crime against humanity, the better.
 
You’re main problem with spreading this insanity around is: who will believe it? The next question will be...is it too late to stop it?
 
The future holocaust ovens will be untraceable…but they will all be online, by 2025. Hey, when you're standing in that line waiting for your shower..you might be saying to yourself...nobody warned you.
 
Yes...Nobody tried. 
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Bob Dylan FINALLY Gets His Change...

Nobody Wins: It’s pretty idiotic when you think about it. Every single politician that has ever ran in any race, goes on the theme of “change.” Obama is now going full-throttle on the subject; in fact, I’m surprise Obama doesn’t bring out Bob Dylan for one of his rallies, because ol’ Bob wrote many a song about the subject. He was there leading the chant in the last unpopular war with the “left.” Only, we didn’t know there was such a thing as “left” back then.
 
Anyone who grew up in the sixties, remembers Bob Dylan. I personally, had all his albums and knew every word on every record by heart. Time magazine made Dylan a God before Obama was out of diapers.
 
I often wonder just what the kids are memorizing today on their I-Pods. What messages are being sung----what emotional imprints are they learning from their favorite bands? I’m not sure I want to know, but something tells me its more important than we may think.
 
Music, and the way it wires messages into our brains (someone somewhere has done study on this) can be the ultimate propaganda shaper for that special age of youth. Mix in raging hormones, alcohol and drug abuse, and young minds are pretty easy to manipulate. Wise men controlling populations know this fact very well.
 
(Oh, by the way, that's a picture of Bob on a GOOD day.)
 
And manipulate they did. Baby boomers brains were made into pretty much fodder for future behavior, and Bob Dylan was their messiah. That lone Jewish boy from Minnesota almost single handedly shaped the vast liberal left wing democratic party we now wittiness in Obama and the rise of this communistic takeover, which by the way, had been implemented in the universities in the sixties for that purpose.
 
The sixties were all about “change” and boy, does it ever feel like they are using the old Bob Dylan mantra again today.
 
Frankly, I thought the day the Bob Dylan sat next to President Bill Clinton, receiving the Kennedy Medal of Honor, while at that very moment Clinton was dropping bombs daily all over Kosovo, was the perfect example of hypocrisy at it’s finest. The “Master of War” author evidently didn’t think it was so important to stick to his “principles” when it came to getting something for himself. I can still remember the look on Bill Clinton’s face…he was sitting next to one of his Gods.
 
That was the “end of the innocence” for me. At that moment, I felt that both of them could go love each other in some hot place and not bother to come back.
 
Later on, my idealistic image of Bob was completely shattered when I read an interview in Rolling Stones and found out that he really was a complete chauvinist pig about the subject of women (as was his buddy Bill Clinton) and couldn’t believe that all this time, the men of the sixties talked the talk of women’s liberation, but deep down, the reality was, they loved the “free and equal sex” movement because they got laid a lot more often than they would have in the old moralistic age of the fifties.
 
What a wonderful world it was until Aids spoiled it all.
 
This “free sex” lead to the millions of aborted babies of the next upcoming decades in which the mostly caucasian race was keep at a very low birthrate because of “right of the woman” which also left millions of men off the hook to financially support any of their one night stands.
 
The Marxists had a hand in it all---from the Black Panthers, to the Race Riots, to the drugs. Most of the baby boomers parents were beyond desperation at what they saw. They knew what communism was, and had fought to kill it. They just couldn’t believe it was right here working on their kids.
 
And the Marxists are still here today, and much like the baby boomers in the sixties. The young kids today have NO clue just how bad Obama will be for them.  
 
On a happier note... Bob Dylan has written some great songs. He just can’t sing. Come on---he sounds like your grandmother talking to her chickens. And because he couldn’t sing, he wrote the first rap songs, but I doubt anyone will give him credit for that because he’s a white Jewish boy.
 
Remember that great tune..."I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more!" There's a real "socialist" song for ya.
 
I always had a hard time picturing Bob Dylan working on a farm.
 
Yeah. the guy has talent. He always claimed he NEVER wanted to lead or influence anyone’s opinions anywhere, which makes me wonder now if someone else was writing those songs at for him at first…which is why he never gave interviews.
 
Bob after all, was just a nobody, who went to New York, because he said he was inspired by his idol Woody Guthrie. (a big socialist) Nobody else in America had heard of Woody Guthrie, but what the heck did we know?
 
 Somewhere I read that old Bob said he never wanted to change the world; he just wanted a house with a picket fence and a bunch of kids, and I for one believe that’s the truth.
 
So---in honor of all this “change” I’ve reprinted here the words to one of Bob’s biggest hits: “The Times they are a Changing."
 
After you read them, ask yourself---Does this sound like a song some very young guy would write? I wonder many times, if that whole sixties “movement” wasn’t orchestrated for the infiltration of the left, and eventual takeover of the United States. Maybe even promote a fresh young talent to deliver that message perfectly. And if we judge recent events, I’d say they have pretty much got that change they wanted.
 
Anyway, here’s the song in its entirety…it reads---Like a brochure for Obama.
 
The Times They Are a Changing” by Bob Dylan
 
 
Come gather round people Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters Around you have grown
And accept it that soon You’ll be drenched to the bone (With Weather mod-di-fi-ca-tion!)((sorry!))
If your time to you Is worth saving’
Then you better start swimming’
Or you’ll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin’.
 
Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen ( And your leg)
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won’t come again
And don’t speak too soon
 For the wheel’s still in spin (Obama is going to WAIT to give his ideas on the bank crash we learned today...)
And there’s no tellin’ who
That it’s naming.
For the loser now
Will be later to win (Hillary?)
For the times they are a-changin’.
 
Come senators, congressmen
 Please heed the call
Don’t stand in the doorway (Get out of the way, Barney)
Don’t block up the hall (well, that won’t happen)
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There’s a battle outside And it’s ragin’
It’ll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin’
 
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don’t criticize
What you can’t understand (Back then, it was “free sex” now its tongue rings having free sex.)
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command (Do NOT approach that school.)
Your old road is
Rapidly aging. (acutally, they are replacing it in Texas)
Please get out of the new one (call assisted suicide!)
If you can’t lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin.
 
The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast (Pelosi has turned out the House floor lights, while invoking chants of witchcraft)
The slow one now
Will later be fast
The order is
Rapidly fadin;
And the first one now
Will later be last (huh?)
For the times they are a-changing.
 
---Okay, that last stanza makes NO sense, but it was well known that Bob liked his reefers. (In fact it was Bob Dylan that turned the Beatles onto smoking weed, and McCartney has never stopped...)
 
So, did ol’ Bob and Bill Clinton share a nice smoke together after Bill gave him his medal? And did he inhale?
 
We all know the answer to that one. Some things never change.
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Senator Training Sessions

Nobody Flashes Anymore:

Okay---feel like a mouse?

After Joe Bidan came out today and suggested that paying more taxes was our patriotic duty, I sure did.

This picture was taken from Joe Biden's private e-mail at yahoo. It seems he starves his cats and then tortures pet mice in his basement...

Actually, he starves his dogs too. (Just kidding)
I'm sure he would never do this to animals.

No wonder he's a senator. It takes a lot of practice to get as good as Joe at behavior modification, and I just hope that whoever illegally got into his private e-mail will be sent to live in Galveston without food or water for at least a week...this habit of people reporting illegal activity of major politicians has just GOT to stop.  

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Here Comes the Judge,,,Give Us Your Piggy Bank!

Nobody Cares: I wrote a piece on Bob Dylan this morning. I'll post it later this week.Instead, some opinions on the day.
 
It is now late evening and it seems that within just a few hours…Wall Street has merged with our Government. Is it me? Or did this all happen just a little too fast? You had to see something coming when President Bush made the President of Goldman Sachs our treasury secretary. Goldman Sachs has come out pretty good in this whole mess.
 
Just like when he took office, he had Colin Powell, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld walking by his side. The three amigo’s ready to get in action---- BEFORE---9/11.
 
Whoever our new President is: watch who he comes in with, in his first days, and what he says. Bush said his famous Axis of Evil speech, and he has pretty much followed through with that. He still has Iran to go, but he’s not out yet.
 
And it seems, soon our government will own everything. We will truly be...a fascist nation. They just won’t call it that.
 
After the bank bailouts, they will take over the auto industry, our medical care, then—the airline industry. How can anyone doubt it? They are already talking about it.
 
Laws are being passed all over the nation to teach people how to birth their babies at home. It’s all being done with a cheery smile. And if you read the official pundits---all signs point that the “globalization” efforts of the top people in our government of both parties have had a hand in this. Alan Greenspan admits to globalization being the downfall of all our companies, he just says it in political gook speak: as if he had no hand whatsoever in it’s cause.
 
This housing crash was carefully ‘helped’ by both Bill Clinton AND George W. Bush. It wasn’t too long ago when Bush was on TV saying he wanted EVERY citizen to have a home. Well, now they do. If you are a minority, your debt will probably be forgiven. If you are white, and make over $45,000…well, good luck. Affirmative action is in global overload.
 
The vast conglomeration of power and wealth continues to be merged into a top elite oligarchy. And Chuck Norris’s “revolution” will not even be allowed.
 
Obama is already threatening a “race” riot, in so many words… if he is not elected. Keep us divided…until they can place the last nail in their great globalization efforts.
 
John McCain has suggested that from now on, Wal-Mart, and Home Depot will take care of us all when there are disasters. I’m sure that WE the people will pay for this.
 
Do I sound sinister? Well, I am. Like most Americans, I feel blindsided. I’m as mad as Sam Adams on a good day.
 
I feel like a lamb being scrificed for some sort of "utopia" global future. I'm being 'triage' for the necessity of the "planet." And I'm even being entertained on my own demise while it's happening.
 
This New World Order that Daddy Bush, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush often talked about is coming. Alvin Toffler’s carefully planned third wave society is being implemented. Oh, most of us will be okay, as long as WWIII isn’t started. But we can’t be sure of that now, can we?
 
This morning, I heard that a few scattered airports around this area were getting huge millions dollar grants from the Feds to be built, not far from St. Louis. I find this news alarming, because the St. Louis’s main airport has practically no business at all. Flights are being cut all over the country…yet preparations are being made… But for what?
 
Iran is arming with nukes, and Israel has a new “dove” Prime Minister. Chess pieces are being moved, some not so secretly.
 
Today Rush Limbaugh was complaining, along with just about every big CEO that you can think of, that doing business in the U. S is too difficult because of government. Well, that’s true. China is so much easier he said. What he failed to mention is that China gets to keep 51 percent of your profits.
 
I was watching Samantha Brown yesterday, ( She's my imaginary sister that I never had.) and she was touring China. China looks just great, just beautiful. The US looks run-down in comparison. And she said something which pretty much says it all: “Welcome to the new face of communism!” Deliver the message with the smile of Mary Poppins, and we all will just be happy.
 
Well, anyway, as my husband says…why worry about it? That’s just the point. I just can’t help myself. You know it.
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Nobody Knows Who Did It!

Nobody Knows: Today, the American people were highly entertained listening to the two political parties fighting in the jungles of the vast media complex over just who was to blame for the financial collapse of Wall Street....
 
“YOU did it!”
 
“NO…YOU did it!”
 
 “You… LIAR! I SAW you do it!”
 
 “No you didn’t, you’re such a big liar…”
 
“What makes you think you can call me a liar?”
 
“Because…you made this mess, and now you’re blaming it on US!”
 
“Just wait to the election…YOU’RE dead meat…”
 
“Oh yeah? Well we’ll see about that. I’m going to go tell my mom.”
 
“Go ahead, I’m going to tell Barney Frank.”
 
“Return the money.”
 
“No.” (silence)
 
 “So, how much did you make?”
 
“I came out pretty good…how about you?”
 
“Yeah, it was actually a good call.”
 
“Well, then see you at the party. Say hi to Hillary for me.”
 
“I will.”
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Nobody's Perfect: Donald Trump Missed It

Nobody's Perfect:
 
Poor Donald Trump...after hearing about the secret emergency meeting today, held by the top CEO's and Paul Bernanke, the Judas of the U.S. Treasury Department...(I will not be the only one left out on all this religious stuff here)---held in secret of course so that nobody else knows what the heck they are doing...
And after hearing that the Bank of America was saving Merrill Lynch, and the Lehman Brothers were going under..
 
In other words, the great United States economic crash of 2008...causing banks to crash all over the world...
 
 
He rushed right out and got solid gold Credit Cards made on all his bank accounts..just so everyone would be sure to continue to lend him money.
 
God forbid they didn't know him.
 
Donald was feeling pretty bad today that he chose building fabulous buildings as a profession, instead of the more lucrative job of major Bank CEO. He could have joined the very men who have lent to him all these years. He could have been at this meeting.
 
Men, who on one of the worst days of American history, all walked away from this day, very happy, and very rich lads.
 
Dick Fuid, CEO of Lehman Brothers Bank, walked away with over 100 millions, give or take a few mil...
Chuck Price of Citigroup was teeing off with 40 million.
Stan O'Neal of Merrill Lynch's went off with 160 million.
And Jimmy Cayne of Bear Stearns, got over 62 million...
        At least by their OWN reports. They could have made much more, not reported.
 
As we all know by the man who is the Chairman of the House, Ways, and Means Committee..that lovable rascal who Nancy loves to call her "teddy" (just kidding) ...a man who holds the moneybags of the United States government in the palm of his hands...Mr. Charlie Rangel...it's easy to forget sometimes, just how much money you really did make, especially when you have just too many houses---it's a problem.
 
When you have too much...it's very hard to keep track of it all. I can certainly understand. I have too many books...I know. I have a book on "How To Build a Retainer Wall" that I have NO idea where I put, and I might need it soon due to Ike hitting the middle of Missouri while skipping over Canada. (This is NOT supposed to make sense.)
 
Donald...you should have run for President. You could have been a contender...
(I say this tongue-in-cheek, because I happen to like the guy. Anyone who can make a pizza commercial with his ex-wife can't be all bad.)
 
If this teaches anything to our little future comrades, it's...BE SMART!...Grow up to be a bank President and get yourself a solid gold card to our National Treasure!
 
Right Donald? Now, go get that loan Donald before it's too late! Scotland needs another golf course! AIG is calling!
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Don Quixote, Squadrons of Hagar's Windmills, and Barack's Bagnios

Nobody’s Opinion: How many people who are without power for the next three weeks in Texas, will be reading books because they can’t get on their computers? Cell phones are down: no school, no work, thanks to Ike.
 
Okay…any guesses?
 
Well, I bet that not one person will be reading the book I just finished…Cervantes’s DON QUIXOTE. Because even I, a person suffering from DBA, (Delusional Book Addiction) started falling asleep around page 854.
 
I’ve heard the phrase “Don Quixote” applied on many an occasion in accordance to wind mills…and since windmills are favorite topics right now, I decided to read it.
 
Here’s what I learned:
 
1. There have always been rich and poor. The poor are an amusement to the rich. They also, almost always, take the punishments for the rich’s mistakes. (Think Fannie and Freddie) But the poor and pure-of-heart keep taking this punishment…the book never says why.
 
 2. Don Quixote is much more about Muslims than windmills. The scene where Quixote attacks windmills because he thinks they are giants, is very small.
 
3. Cervantes observations of Muslims and their characteristics could have been written today. You will not see this classic on your kid’s “to read” school lists any time soon.
 
Don Quixote is about two good buddies: one believes he is a Sir Lancelot, and goes out to save the world. The “world” thinks he’s a big joke.
 
Sancho Panza is his nobody sidekick. They travel around looking for damsels to save, wrongs to right, and get severely beaten up for their efforts.
 
Cervantes observations of Muslims are worth noting. ‘Moors’ were liars, thieves, and not very courageous. They also demand huge payments of extortion…you either pay them big time, or go to war.

“They show their declarations and say that these papers prove their intention to remain in Christian lands, which was the reason they came on a raid with the Turks. In this way they avoid the initial violence of their captors and reconcile with the Church, and no one does them any harm, and at the first opportunity they return to Barbary to be what they were before.”
 
Yes…they sneak into other countries to take them over.
 
John Adams and Thomas Jefferson met with leaders of the Barbery pirates a few hundred years after Cervantes and came back with the same report.
 
While Shakespeare was having a grand old time in London, Miguel De Cervantes (the author) lead a tough life. At the great naval battle of Lepanto, he lost the use of his left hand. In 1575, he was captured by Barbery pirates, and spent five years as their slave in Algiers. He came back to Spain, wrote 20 plays and failed. He became a tax collector, and then was imprisoned again.
 
So, my question is; if the educated have always known the Muslim’s true nature, why in the world have all our leaders been so stupid? Bill Clinton is at the top of that list.
 
We built the Saudi’s oil wells---they kicked us out. They now have us at their mercy. We fight to protect the Royal Saudi family, because without their oil, we crumble. When Bush says it’s our own survival we are fighting for, he’s not kidding.
 
The Muslims are not like us. And our leaders, to the rest of the world, look like a bunch of Don Quixote’s on crack.
 
So, is Barack Obama talking about this “Muslim” threat to us today? No…all he has on his mind is “community service”…a concept that Muslims are really in support of.
 
No wonder they love him so much.
 
Barack says Americans must do public works for the general good. He even bragged that he works his young volunteers “like dogs.”
 
He sounds like a true “sheik.” Muslims don’t like dogs, or pigs for that matter.
 
 Read with me, this chilling passage from Don Quixote--- “This was how I spent my life, locked in a prison or house that the Turks call a bagnio, where they hold Christian captives, who serve the city in public works and in other employment for the general good, these captives find it very difficult to obtain their freedom because they have no individual master and there is no one with whom to negotiate their ransom even if ransom is available.”
 
If Barack becomes President, it will take a lot more than windmills to save us from Cervantes’ squadrons of Hagar. America can recover from hurricanes, but Barack’s bagnios will be permanent.
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