Posted by
Joyanna Adams on Friday, August 01, 2008 11:30:59 PM
Nobody Flashes Anymore!
UNLESS of course you just happen to be in the World Naked Bicycle Ride, where you are expected to flash all your privates to save the planet from evil oil.
Yeah, that should do it. Evil oil is trembling.
You know, they COULD protest pollution with their clothes on riding a bike, but noooooooo.....
St. Louis will be holding this prestigious event here this weekend, and they have been announcing the event as if it were a normal thing to come and do....really. Like someone is having a picnic---
Let's be frank. While they say this is a way for a bunch of people to gather and protest gasoline prices, the REAL reason this goes on is so mostly gay people can met the man (or woman) of their dreams. This picture was taken in San Fransisco.
Why else do they always do this in the "gay" areas of the cities?
The one here, will start in a very special park here in St. Louis, called Tower Grove. A place whose park bathrooms are notorious hangouts for the "gays" to meet. It's also the place where most all the gay couples live.
Okay....somebody help me out here. What's the thrill with being gay, nude, and riding a bike? Hey, what's the thrill with being NOT gay, nude, and riding a bike?
The paper has also announced that they will arrest people who are nude, but as we see from this picture, unless there is a lot of obvious excitement, these nut jobs will be allowed to "protest" on their merry bikes, for ten miles, while parents will be frantically trying to shield little eyes from looking.
Over 70 cities have these nut-cases holding this nude-bike riding. And to make things even worse, it's probably going to become the norm in the immediate future. Harmless?
Gays getting married is one thing...but showing off their mostly ugly nude bodies is just a bit too much.
As you can tell by the "Reelect Gore" sign, it might take some nerve to ride a bike nude...
But brains are not a requirement. Hey, that guy is probably
not gay....just...just....
Stupid.
And the U.N does nothing. (I stole that from Dave Barry...I admit it.) Watch...I'll get arrested for plagarism, and I won't even be nude.