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Blood Clots, One Political, One real

Nobody Flashes! Due to circumstances beyond my control (family medical emergency, you know how that goes) I will be taking the weekend off!

BUT that does not mean I will not have loads of stuff to say about the new fresh real AMERICAN WOMAN that has come onto the scene....wow!

Anyway, everyone have a great weekend, and try to forget the Obama Olympic moment...and probably Susan Sarandwarp somewhere in the seats crying. Or better yet, Hillary getting drunk...somewhere...

"There's a place for Us...somewhere a place for us..."

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Nobody Flashes About Hillary: YES SHE CAN!

Nobody Flashes Anymore!

"YES I CAN!"

"Isn't She Lovely, isn't she wonderful, life is Hil-lar-ry, less than one minute ago..."

Wait, that's Michelle's song.

Well, "YES SHE CAN" steal her song if she wants to!

All I can say is: Hillary made such a big hit last night at the Democratic convention in Denver you would have thought she was the nominee...

Wasn't she? Suddenly, as she walked on stage, out of literally nowhere there appeared thousands of signs saying "Hillary!" at Obama's convention. Michelle was shocked to say the least. I'm surprised she kept her mouth closed. That took some effort. Even Biden looked surprised.

How much did that stunt cost the Clintons?

So, here is Hillary saying "YES I CAN!"

YES I CAN!---go away for awhile and have a mini-face lift, eye surgery, liposuction, and major reconstruction, not to mention a better makeup man...to get ready for my Presidency...(Oh, so you don't think I was nominated?Ask those 18 million.)

YES I CAN! ---practice my most important speech of my career until I have it perfect for over a month, while recovering from my plastic surgery...and wasn't I great?!

YES I CAN!---play my Hollywood video propaganda that makes me into the new Harriet TUBBIE: the Amazon woman leader who WILL be the first woman President of the United States...sooner rather than later...just you wait and see! Anything can happen! Something might happen to Obama, you know how these things are... and then I will be ready to step in to take over!

YES I CAN! Did you see on the Obama faces! Did Michelle look absolutely petrified? Didn't Obama have a look of sheer fear in his eyes! HA! We STILL have the touch! Don't mess with a Clinton!

YES I CAN! How did you like the story about the woman who adopted two autisitic children and then got cancer, and put my name on her bald forehead! Ha! Try and top THAT one!

YES I CAN! Play the good cop while Bill plays the bad cop, and we will show the WORLD that WE ARE THE CLINTONS....WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!....

Good God....nobody flashes like the Clintons, and speaking of God---I'm doing doubletime.

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Nobody Knows Where Oz Is

Nobody Knows: Tonight is the big night that Hillary Clinton will make her best bid for the Presidency in Denver at the Democratic convention,and oh my goodness! What is happening at the moment? The afternoon before her famous speech? A computer breakdown has got thousands of flights all over the eastern half of the United States...in limbo...and delays.

Interesting.

And just yesterday, four tornadoes were seen in....Denver?

Are we in OZ? No...we are in Clinton land! As many of us already know, lots of things happen when the Clintons get around airports...and speaking of airports...and flights of fantasy...and airbags of "oops"....

Nobody Knows why Obama thought he was in St. Louis, and then he said, after his young innocent daughter asked, "Where are you Daddy?"

"I'm in Kansas!" But he had already said he was in St. Louis. One has to wonder if he was over the "rainbow" yet, or just visiting some good-looking unknown witch of the Midwest?

"Well heck, Michelle, of course I was in Kansas! I don't know why she said I was in St. Louis."

Sounded like a classic cover up to me...

Nobody Knows: I'm a very "creative" person! I tell myself that all the time! Well, you don't have to be to creative to think up this...

About five years ago I was telling my husband since these big malls were going up all over the country, why didn't they just build small apartments on each end, and put every store and every thing that people would need to live. A drug store, grocery store, movie theater, kiddy places...and then they would never need cars! They could just walk out of their houses and go to the mall, regardless of weather...

And the other day, I opened up my paper and a local mall, which had failed due to bankruptcy, was going to be made into a complete "retirement" village, with apartments, etc...just like I thought.

So...are you still with me?

Old people are a problem...especially when driving. Japan is sending it's old people to Thailand to retire in specially made communities. And last week, GM announced it's electric car, due to come out in 2010.

They are really excited, finally a car that doesn't use gas! It only goes about 50 miles before needing to be recharged, but hey! So what? They say that 80% of the people of the United States do not go beyond 50 miles daily! (wonder why that is) Why in the world would they need to go further?

So...what they are going to call these little retirement communities, where most people will own electric cars, and will probably never leave their little mall in their lifetimes?

Heaven? Hell? Perdition? Malls of the toothless and gas less AARP members surging to their Wal-greens medications?

The future looks so bright, forget the shades, get out your boots. I have mine already.

 

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Neither Wind, Nor Sleet, Nor Rain, Nor Snow, Will Stop Stupidity.

Nobody’s Opinion: “Neither wind, nor sleet, nor rain, nor snow…will stop your loving United States government from making sure you have no say whatsoever in whatever happens to you.”
 
But you can come to their spectacular conventions!
 
And why do we not have any say? Because our government has been creating one monopolistic agency after another for much too long.
 
Our two-party system is a monopoly…you’d never know it by the way they talk.
 
Yes, that’s the subject of today: Monopolies. There are just too many of them, starting with the boys in Washington D.C, and ending with our abhorrent Department of Education that keeps all our kids drugged up and dumb.

You
heard me. Drugs are everywhere in our schools, They are sold in the halls between classes…the teachers stand by and watch them do it, because they are too scared to butt-in. The administrators know it, our President knows it, and absolutely nothing is done about it ---which means, they- don’t- care.
 
When you leave the biggest opium fields in the world intact after you invade a country (Afghanistan)--- fields that supply money that goes to arm the enemy that kills our soldiers: a few joints between classes is no big deal.
 
You and I pay for this “service?” This is a “plan?”
 
Nancy Reagan tried to help…. Just say “no.” she said---But she couldn’t fight the system, that swept our country in the sixties and never left.
 
But back to monopolies---they are good, aren’t they? They must be. Every single day, some big international corporation is merging with some other huge corporation with high-fives from our government.
 
Need some taxpayer money to help you out? Here! Take a few trillion! Our government it seems, with each new governmental program, wants to employ all the people, because then the people could never get rid of its “employer.”
 
You think they don’t think these things out?
 
We just had eight horrible years of the Clintons, and eight horrible years of Bush, and the government thanks to both, has grown more corrupt and more monopolistic.
 
The Supreme Court can make you give your property away to big business, something they do in Russia and China. Don’t you just love it?
 
What do we now have…ladies and gentlemen? A Republic?
 
You just have to shake your head.
 
The word among the well-known conservatives who have been basically spit on by their own party, to me, is short of ridiculous. I’m almost ashamed of their timidity. They act like if the system still works.
 
Well, it doesn’t. Our current election proves it.
 
Here’s their theory---a theory that has been repeated by Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and even Joseph Farrah: Elect Obama, so that, like Jimmy Carter, history will repeat itself and THEN we will get another Ronald Reagan. Just wait…another eight years…then we’ll get em!
 
Well, easy for them to say. What do they think people lives are? A baseball game that they can umpire? If we wait for another Reagan, we’ll all be dead.
 
This new “theory” or “operation chaos” is supposed to work because they “believe” that the people will rise up, and vote for conservatives in twelve years, they will be so sick of socialism.
 
In twelve years it will be too late.
 
Both parties have worked diligently to protect the status quo, which has one objective. Put the power forever, in the hands of a global few. Then have four-year election competitions to fool the masses.
 
We will be out of “energy” soon but both parties want to invite millions of people to come on in and make the problems worse.
 
You think they don’t know this? Is this a “plan?”
 
In fifty years, we will be a Hispanic nation. What does Juan McCain want to do? He learns Spanish.
 
Are you, like me, laughing when you hear Rush say we don’t want to go into socialism? Do you wonder just where these people live, that they don’t realize we are past socialism now going into communism if we continue down this road? Where the hell have they been?
 
Many Americans are leaving their parties and claiming they are Independents. But guess what? The independents don’t have a say at the podium, and if Rush and Ann have any say in the matter, they never will.
 
This is not logical. For instance: When Bill Clinton was being the biggest chauvinistic pig in the world, not one feminist came out against him…why? Because they didn’t want to upset their abortion rights. Now, when Bush and McCain want to basically, destroy America, by not protecting our borders, Rush and Ann, act just like the feminists they hate---and say nothing. Why? Because of their conservative values.
 
As it seems to me---both parties are trying to “merge” America with the rest of the world, we will all live off stock dividends. Sam Adams would throw them all out.
 
You know, I get a kick out of how all the pundits all like to talk about our founders…but it seems to me that none of them really get those guys, or what they fought for.
 
What we really need to do is take our founders main intentions, get rid of the two-party system of which NONE of the founders wanted (they would be screaming at this insanity) don’t throw away their great documents…just enforce them, make laws that no man could break---not even Presidents. I don’t know what we could put into place, but come on…break up this huge government monopoly where the people have no say, and never will.
 
John Adam’s is calling. Somebody pick up the phone.
 
Never mind wind, sleet, hail, and snow…what we really need is a tornado.
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Who Can Bust A Vein Faster? Democrats or Madonna?

Nobody Wins: I know everyone on the planet has seen this picture by now. But what I want to know is just what ARE those big bulging things coming down her inner thighs? Veins? Ligaments? Muscles? Transplanted bones from a Howler monkey tail?
 
Madonna is really having a hard time growing older. For a woman who likes to insinuate that John McCain is a Nazi, and if Nazi’s are bad according to her, why in the world is she trying so very hard to look like one?
 
All I can say is good thing Ellen DeGeneres got married this weekend, and that she has a boob job, or I’d wonder about that big thing sticking out of her pants.
 
Speaking of ‘looks’---the down-home-good-old-mom and pop conservative American is being courted by the likes of Coke and Michelle Obama. In Springfield, Michele Obama had the most god-awful fifties style dress I had ever seen, in order, I suppose to get Middle American women to identify with her. A REAL change from her usual lawyer outfits. I don’t know who suggested she wear that thing, but I bet they used to work for Hillary.
 
And COKE…did you see the Olympic commercial where a bunch of cartoon birds fly all over Beijing gathering straws to make their own bird nest, all the while the bird is singing a song which sounds like some county boy from Tennessee? What’s up with this stuff? Is this supposed to make the NASCAR crowd love China?
 
Just minutes ago I watched Bob Costas sign off with his last Olympic report from Beijing. There was a big picture of Chairman Mao over his right shoulder.
 
Bob’s got a new job. Hopefully they let him out of China, for a visit.
 
And speaking of your daily “social engineering” message--my husband and I went and saw the latest “Mummy” movie today, which I’m sure was made just in time to be released in China in order to bring our countries together, because the mummy was an ancient Chinese Emperor, and the Great Wall of China had a BIG scene, and there was an awful lot of Japanese playing Chinese…it’s all so confusing.
 
But in the real world of logic which is so seldom visited by anyone, while many people and reporters were in shock that some protesters were arrested in China, and held in rooms for over 48 hours--- No reporter seems to have a problem with the fact that in the grand old USA, armed soldiers in full combat uniform standing ready to “control” the big crowd of protesters we are going to have here at our Democratic convention is not the same thing as China arresting protesters there.
 
And in our land of freedom, where we have a right to “protest”…NO one has been upset at all that our government has already built a huge warehouse, where they will put people in cages like they did in the holocaust; they will round up those Jews---wait, did I say Jews? I meant American protestors---and throw them in areas where they will hold them, until their lawyers can collect big sums of money.
 
And the Democrats call the Republicans Nazi’s? Really? So, compare…China, or Denver? See a difference?
 
Let me know.
 
In the meantime, I can’t wait to not see another Madonna concert. Seeing a grown woman bust a vein is not my idea of a good time.
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Toasting Biden!

Nobody Flashes: After making everyone wait in "anticipation" for two whole days for his Vice Presidential announcement, (Not to mention all the money he collected for the cell phone messages to be the first to know) instead of picking someone sensible, Obama picks...Joe Biden.

Well, many would say he picked the right man. Is it me? Or does Biden remind you of that lovable former Vice President who also had a wonderful way with words...Spiro Agnew?

He even looks like him.

Anyway you look at it, now we have--- the NEO-DEMS!

Congratulations to those who knew that Joe would be picked, in fact I only know one person who predicted this, and I hope he is enjoying his moment of "breakfast of champions" this very moment!

Anyone for toast?

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Nobody's Fool: Bernie Mac

Nobody’s Fool—I just watched a rerun of Bernie Mac being interviewed on Charlie Rose from 2002. And the very first thought that entered my head was…Charlie is not used to this. Charlie is not used to so much honesty. Charlie is not used to being in the presence of a truly loving man.
 
If there is one thing you had to admit about Bernie Mac, it was that he was full of love: for his work, his family, his fans, his friends: but he was much more than that lovable personality and it’s not really being talked about. And in this election year, with the big O, running for President, it’s no surprise.
 
Obama and Bernie Mac? They don’t want you to compare the two.
 
I can just see Obama sitting next to Bernie saying, “You know, I love white folks, and I shouldn’t have said what I did about my grandmother, and you know, all those twenty years Reverend White was trashing whites and America, I just thought he was an old guy talking….” Bernie’s eyes would have rolled and he would have smiled that wicked grin. At least that’s what I hoped he would have done.
 
Bernie did not suffer fools, black or white. He learned that from his grandma, he said.
 
You see, most people saw Bernie as the real deal…unlike Obama, who is more like the real con. Do you want concrete or plastic to build your house?
 
The left has been trying for too many years to tear apart the family unit, and in the black community they have been doing a very good job, and then along comes Bernie Mac, with his big “I’m going to take control of my family and my life” Mac-smack-down.
 
Let me hear you say, “Hallelujah!”
 
Most nights Charlie Rose interviews the big global players. They go on his show to promote globalization, their various corporate brands, and the liberal socialist agenda of which Charlie is a big part of. So Bernie Mac, a comedian from Chicago, looked extremely out of place at Charlie’s round table. Because you see, Charlie Rose lives in a whole other world---a world of Harvard educations, power brokers, politicians, and people who wouldn’t have to work another day in their life due to the money they make off their investments.
 
It’s not the biggest part of America, but it is becoming the class that rules our lives.
 
I had been watching the show the week that Bernie died. Charlie was interviewing famous CEO’s of international American car companies, and when Bernie’s interview was played because of his unexpected death, I had to admit---Bernie seemed the much more educated man.
 
There he was, with his big beautiful eyes…a black man with no prejudice, no “you kept my people in slavery” no-- “you’re a rich white man so therefore you’re against me…” No, Bernie Mac was Nobody’s Fool.
 
I’m not sure when I first noticed him: maybe it was on some HBO special. Not since Richard Pryor has a comedian shown his genius with such audacity. In many ways, he was surpassing Pryor, because he wasn’t as drugged up. His material was not only hilarious, but left you philosophically thinking.
 
One day I saw him do a television promotion supporting local libraries---that did it. I started watching his show. Bernie would be saying the things that all of us think everyday and are told not to:
 
 “Go Bernie…Go! Ain’t that the truth! How did you know I wanted to lock the kid in the closet for five minutes so that I could take a breather? How did you know I dare not admit that to anyone for fear that the government would come in, snatch my child, and tell me I’m abusing him?” “Go Bernie…tell it like it is.!”
 
And there he was…calling us out…to the truth of parenting…showing us all how to handle the absurdities of life, with thought, love, and humor.
 
Bernie told Charlie, “It takes courage to tell the truth about yourself. Express your pain.”
 
Okay, Bernie…I’m expressing my pain. All those Hollywood liberals who worked with you did not give you enough credit in the papers for the true great artist that you were.
 
And…“You know America, I got to say it.”
 
None of the Oceans’ Eleven actors can even hold a candle to Bernie. Nothing Brad Pitt will ever do will compare. And if only the good die young…I will be old and gray--- And I will still be having a great ol time watching reruns of Bernie Mac.
 
Hey, Bernie…pass me that bottle, and slap me if I fall asleep..okay? Right.
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Rosanne Barr...Woman With No Gun

Nobody Cares: Well, the goddess of "How to sing the National Anthem and tuck on a imaginary organ that you don't have." has done it again.

Yes...that lovable actress who has resorted to doing commercials for Las Vegas, Rosanne Barr, has attacked Angelina Jolie for adopting babies from African nations that are being destroyed by gun-toting Republicans.

Rosanne has maybe picked on the wrong gal.

Here we see Angelina practicing for one of her many violent films, in which she make so much money she can not only afford to adopt African babies, she can afford to pay four nannies to watch them, while she practices shooting on her Digital Home Shooting Range.

Not only that, she flies her own plane, which means she quite capable of dropping bombs. And in this age of GOOGLE YOUR EARTH, if I was Rosanne, I'd stick to the "I love Obama" soundbites.

What do I really think, you might ask? I think she's just jealous. Somebody tell her, because she's not bright enough to figure it out.

Hopefully Obama will give her a job, and a gun...let the games begin!

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Dead Man Standing On Big Foot

Nobody's Perfect: Tom Biscardi, it has been reported, made the big mistake of paying over $50,000 dollars last week to a couple of guys from the South, Rick Dyer, and Matthew Whitton---who had announced to the world that they had found a real BigFoot, decomposing on the ground.
 
Needless to say, everyone who looked at the photo knew it might have been their Uncle John, who likes to dress up in Gorilla outfits and party, because, frankly, it's the only way anyone will talk to him. Uncle John hasn't been seen since last Holloween's gathering at the local Union 345, Holloween's party last year.
 
It, thankfully, was not Uncle John, but just his costume.

But
, as they say in all countries on the planet, in every language known to man...boys will be boys, and not too long ago, over two million dollars was paid for this "corpse" by a man who claims that he found this body in his dumpster outside of Los Angeles...and this is actually...some dead rapper, no kidding, he swears, it's really him.
 
The owner plans to start the bidding soon...on e-bay. (JUST KIDDING!)
 
Actually, this is the new fashion for dead men walking...why lay in a coffin, when you can use the coffin to collect some nice flowers?
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The Doorbell is Ringing---Answer the Door

Nobody Knows: The doorbell sometimes rings at three in the morning, she said. She gets up, goes to the front door, opens it…and no one is there. She thinks she’s going crazy, but she is not the only one who hears it…so does her husband. It doesn’t happen every night, but at least three times a week.
 
But, someone is ringing the door bell. And with tears streaming down both cheeks, she can’t help but wonder if it’s her son, Colin.
 
Colin was murdered some months ago, by a violent gunshot wound in downtown St. Louis. Colin was the youngest of her three boys, and by her accounts, he was the most happiest. He was in his early twenties, still lived with his parents, and he used to come home, usually at three in the morning, and then ring the doorbell. Mom would then get up and let him in. Every weekend this was a ritual.
 
The last thing she said to him on the day that he died was: “I hate you!” Sure---she was just hurt about something he said: he was bugging her about something simple…but the tears stream down her guilt-ridden face as she tells me of her remorse. She can’t help but wonder if Colin is trying to contact her, trying to come home…
 
********
 
On another day, somewhere in New York, a young woman kept finding pennies. She was still grieving from her father’s passing, and one of the things that she and her father did while growing up was collect pennies. Not just any pennies, but wheat pennies…ones minted before 1958.
 
At his funeral, she found one on the steps of the church before she entered. The date on it was the year that he was born.
 
As the year went on, she found pennies it seemed everywhere, and at the least expected times, and they all, by an uncanny coincidence, had the years of each various family member’s births. She found everyone in the family, except hers.
 
Then, on the anniversary of her father’s death, exactly a year later, as she was walking to church, she saw a penny lying in the middle of traffic—in New York City. Getting to it would be a bit dangerous, and risky, but she knew she had to get it. So she did.
 
And then she looked, and you guessed it---the date had the year she was born, her collection now complete.
 
What are the odds?
 
*******
 
I have had this strange phenomenon happen so many times in my life, I can’t keep up with it.
 
For instance, after my father died, my son was in tremendous grief because my dad was basically his first father because his real father had abandoned us. He was only seven at the time, and reptiles were the coolest thing of the day. I must have spent a small fortune on crickets for the various lizards, and frogs he kept in fish tanks beside his bed.
 
About a week after my father’s passing, the whole family was going out the garage door, and there “he” was. A turtle had walked out of nowhere, up a long concrete driveway, in the middle of a neighborhood, right up to my son---and looked up. We all stood there in total amazement, watching him make the long trek up the hot concrete, right up to the front of my son’s sneakers. Turtles are so rare in our neighborhood; you would have thought it was an elephant walking up to greet us.
 
And you’re going laugh, but that turtle looked just like my dad before he died. He stayed with my son, and became his most beloved pet for over fifteen years.
 
Now---I have never, ever, seen another box turtle in my neighborhood, in all my years, nor will I. The nearest woods are miles away. ******
 
And…I swear my mother sends me “messages” through the radio, go ahead---laugh. My mother had a few favorite songs, and these songs are really old. They are so old that if any station manager happened to hear them being played, the Disc jockey would be fired the next day. Right after she died, I was cleaning the kitchen and heard her favorite song. The one she and my father called 'their' song…” I’ll be loving you always….”
 
Okay…one time. But then it seems, whenever I’m missing her, if I am listening to the radio, I will hear a song that would mimic her…with words she had said to me many times in conversations, words of encouragement…almost like she is answering my questions in my mind at that exact moment…in song.
 
The other night I heard the song “Goody-Goody.” (you don’t wanna know) Michael Savage played it. My mother used to say that was her favorite song. It’s a happy song. I was happy at the moment…it may sound weird, but yes…I was thinking of her.
 
What are the odds?
 
But, I am a musician; mom knows how to get to me…right?
 
 ******
 
Then there is my friend and mentor, the stupendously funny, Doug Powers. As some of you know, Doug Powers had once told the story about his beloved daughter, Molly, who had been taken away from her family at the tender age of four, from a rare disease. Hanging on a door, inside their home is a print made by Molly, and sometimes, it just falls off. Nothing else falls---just that.
 
Doug, probably feels in his heart that it’s his young daughter…saying “Hi Daddy.”
 
So, what am I getting at here?
 
********

Nobody Knows if there is such a thing as a soul. But I’m convinced that the biggest proof of GOD and the existence of souls, are these events which happen to millions of people all over the earth...sent by our loved ones to help us in our grief. They usually communicate to us in the language of our favorite things.
 
Psychologists will argue these are just illusions by grief-stricken people putting meaning into events that are meaningless.

What bull.
 
Mathematically speaking, a doorbell doesn’t ring by itself, pennies with the exact birthdates of family members don’t just appear conveniently in front of you, turtles don’t just walk up to grieving kids in the middle of suburbia, a handful of perfect songs, out of the millions of songs recorded, don’t just appear by coincidence. And a print made by someone you love doesn’t just fall off a wall more than once, unless there is an earthquake, or somebody pushed it.
 
Nobody Knows exactly where the soul goes after death, but I have suspicions that since man began, this phenomena of souls communicating with their loved ones, in ways that only they would understand, is the reason so many people from throughout man’s history, believe in some sort of God.
 
And if God can spread pennies all over path of a young grieving penny-collecting daughter, place a turtle at the feet of a young reptile-loving child at a precise moment, send songs of healing to a grieving music-loving daughter, drop a beloved print to grieving parents, and then continue to ring a doorbell in the middle of the night to let a mother know that her son forgives her, and loves her…
 
Then a resurrection of a great man, in order to give people hope, and healing… would not exactly be too tough--- would it now? As the song goes...”I once was lost, but now am found, was blind, but now I see.”
 
It’s pretty simple. We get messages all the time. All we have to do is open our eyes, our ears, and our minds.
 
And answer the goddamn doorbell!
 
You never know what you might find.
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Operation Comrade Jesus

Nobody’s Opinion: Just a short thought today. Every writer on the blogs who watched the “debate” on religion between Obama and McCain all missed the main message of the event, which was: Jesus wants you to give all your money and your time to those less “fortunate” than you. The less fortunate will NOT be decided by you, but by your government. When they take even more money from you to redistribute to the poor all over the world, you will not complain, because Jesus has said you should…so shut up.
 
So--- it’s like your neighbor coming into your house and taking your brand new stereo system, because well…he doesn’t have one, and Jesus said he should just take yours. Jesus said it was alright.
 
No wonder they want a Christian nation. Communism will be easy to implement when done in the name of Jesus. Creative marketing gurus have done it again.
 
Rick Warren (and his “Purpose Driven Life”) was a nobody resurrected like Obama, mysteriously out of the sea of “WHO?” to become the most influential pastor to guide us all to the land of feel-good “giving.”
 
Obama is using “Jesus” to promote what he has coming for us. We give “insufficient” help to the disadvantaged, he said. He quoted Jesus: “Whatever you do for the least of my brothers, you do for me.”
 
Add McCain’s two cents: We should “devote ourselves to causes greater than our self-interests.” He also said that after 9/11 we should have all volunteered for the Peace Corps. Yes, the “war” candidate, like Obama, would spread American good will all over the planet with the same philosophy of his ‘brother in giving’ opponent, Obama.
 
All three of these goons were saying the exact same thing. These guys may be fighting for the same big prize, but once there, they intend to implement the same game plan--- Jesus for Communism, or what I like to call...Operation Comrade Jesus.
 
Bush has taken the first step in this new money grab by merging the government with the Christian churches. They can now get government money to pass out. Obama and McCain, and the Pope will now take even more money in his name.
 
Why pass the bowl when you can mandate religious taxes? Let me point out that what they will be doing is “stealing” in the name of Jesus, but they don’t want you to look at it that way. They will call it “Christian giving” but there’s a big difference between giving when you can, and being forced to give to the “state,” who will “to each his own, in each according to his abilities” redistribute you money to those poor souls who can’t feed themselves.
 
Soon we will all be saying “Jesus is my comrade!”
 
Next time you’re paying your property taxes, remember…Jesus isn’t there to help you.
 
Jesus also said, "Pay unto Ceasar what is Ceasar's." thereby putting a defininte line between church and state when it came to the subject of "giving."
 
It’s time someone told these politicians if “Jesus” really wants us all to be giving, then let them give all their assets back to us.
 
I’d love to have Obama’s house. Jesus would, I’m sure, love it too. Hey, he could even send me to Hawaii, Jesus knows I’ve never been there.
 
Obama? John? Are YOU going to “give?” Don’t just talk the talk you guys, give up all your wealth and walk in Jesus’ footsteps.
Jesus would want you to give me your private jet.
 
I would at least let "poor" people ride on it...for free! And I wouldn't even mention Jesus---I think we should keep his name where it belongs...in the spiritual.
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Prince Charles...Going Against the Green?

Nobody Wins: Prince Charles, that lovable royal that we Americans just love to make fun of, has actually said something that I have to say, makes a lot of sense. He said that the mass development of genetically modified crops might cause the world’s worst environmental disaster.

Finally
---a global problem that really is caused by man.
 
If you judge his statement by the fat content of the average American, I’d say he has point. We are an environmental, blown-up fatty factory getting ready to burst. Sixty-eight per-cent of Americans are overweight. We attract fat like Michael Phelps attracts gold metals. And since most of us have no time to swim five hours a day to wear off the many calories in all our normal food, is it really our fault that two-thirds of us are overweight?
 
We are considered the fattest people walking the earth, as if we want to be. Lots of experts claim it’s because on every single corner or block, we have “fast food.” Take your pick: Taco Bell, Wendy’s, Jack-In-The-Box, McDonalds, and my personal fat favorite, KFC. How can you resist those biscuits?
 
Some of us remember a time when grandma’s biscuits were smothered in buckets of gravy and no one gained a pound. So..what’s up here? Just what kind of “junk” is in our food?
 
You don’t want to know since our soil was depleted, we are told, years ago. Now if you want minerals---you have to get them from a bottle.
 
There are many things you can say about the Prince, but there is one thing you can’t deny…he loves his organic gardens. And he knows, better than the rest of us, just what insidious games the “elite” global international food companies have been up to. The Prince has accused the gigantic GM experimenting with nature all over the world, and says it has gone seriously wrong: relying on “gigantic corporations for food would be the absolute destruction of everything and the classic way of ensuring there is no food in the future.”
 
He sited India’s ‘Green Revolution’ as one example of this meddling with food disaster. It seems GM did a lot of experimenting with hybrids in India, hybrids which required more water and therefore destroyed the water table, causing drought, and an even bigger problem.
 
“Let them drink Coke!”
 
 Something tells me, they’re not “saving the world from hunger.” It’s more like, saving the bottom line for patenting as much of mother-nature as we can, and in doing so, pushing Mother Nature’s natural seeds to extinction.
 
It’s much the same as our Congress mandating, with the help of our President, our corn to be used for fuel. I can’t get a decent ear of corn in my store now, but I shouldn’t complain. This little idiotic law has thrown millions all over the world into starvation.
 
So, once again…what’s going on?
 
Did you know that our politicians passed a law allowing them to legally trade on insider information? Have you any idea on the ramifications of this sweet perk? Have you heard any politician anywhere discuss this? Do you wonder like me, how many of our fine politicians own stock in these genetically modified food corporations?
 
Should Martha Stewart run for Congress?
 
Think about it---the more fat people, the more sick people, the more pharmaceuticals must be produced to take care of the epidemics of heart, stroke, and diabetes patients--- the more cancer, and sixty-dollar bottles of diet pills…lots of experiments with hybrids which will lead the way to people literally begging for Universal Health Care, where the government can decide whether you live or die, and take all your money before you go!
 
Absolutely brilliant!
 
So---whether it’s due to the industries use of growth hormones, (which even gets into our drinking water): the recently discovered virus adenovirus-36, which instructs cells to store fat faster: (oh, you haven’t heard about that one?) Or the dirty secret that the food industry is putting in illegal ingredients that makes a person hungry, and actually makes them addicted to food…it hardly matters anymore does it?
 
What does matter, and even brings a little hope, is that Prince Charles loves Mother Nature so much, (I’m not sure he’s doing this for “the people”) that he is speaking up about the potential disaster. Good for him. 
 
I don’t think the earth can hold fat Chinese people too. The earth might tilt, and then we really would have global warming.
 
Al Gore would have to invent a way to stop the oceans from rising...and frankly, one invention was enough.
 
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Phelps, Jason, and Full Moon Heroes

Hey, it's Saturday night, and our Olympic American Swim Team once again has shown the world how to do it. I was so caught up in all the stuff...the woman's marathon, the fastest Jamaican man in the World, the women's swim team, and of course, the one that every one in America is so proud of----Michael Phelps.
Anyway, if you missed it, you missed quite a lot. All our Olympic kids have just been the best in every way, just like our soldiers. Which should give us all the more reason to throw the bums out in Washington DC..(the whole lot of them) and start finding people who represent the champions that we truly are...
 
Once again, thanks to Army Mom...a champion in her own right.
 
I present another letter from Jason..my favorite line being, "Winning hearts and minds by being kind to the people."
 
That you are Jason, and they will not soon forget you. Anyway, it's a full moon...everywhere tonight...China, Iraq, and my little ol neighborhood in Missouri...and that's a very good feeling...
 
 **********
Letter from March, 2008
 
Well hello everyone. Yes, it is CPT Cxxxxx again but this time a week late with my weekly e-mail. This is because I have been very busy since I last wrote. Would you like to hear my exciting stories of Afghanistan? Shall I begin?
 
Last time when we left off, we had just finished putting the satellite system up. Well, guess what? That night we had a lightning storm and lightning struck the satellite system. It got knocked out of whack and the surge suppressor is shot but after buying another one and getting the satellite back up, we make the trip back down to Gardez to drop the commo people off, get our mail and then leave bright and early the next morning. That is the plan. Well we get ready to go and guess what? If you guessed vehicle trouble, you are correct.
 
Yes, the serpentine belt has broken and the air compressor is shot. It just so happens that there is one in Phoenix and a guy is coming in on a Chinook from Phoenix that morning. Well, he comes in and he gives the part to us, the only part in the whole 203rd CORPS and it is the wrong one! I’m telling ya’ this is a new $150,000 humvee and they are a lot of trouble. The first week we got it, we had a flat tire and the AC tears up and it is not even a month old yet. It has less than 700 miles on it too. Well, we hook the wrong compressor up so that we can run the serpentine belts and then we leave Gardez 5 hours late. This is before a 4 ½ hour drive too. I do not mind because some Navy buddies of mine are leaving tomorrow and I get a chance to say goodbye to them. (On a side note, there was a car bomb in Kabul today and all the roads are closed. The car bomb hit this convoy taking my buddies to Kabul International Airport (KIA) to take them home to the US. No word on US casualties but I do not think there are any as of yet).
 
When we get about an hour into our convoy back to Jaji, we run into coochies. Remember them? They are the nomads that travel to and from places all year long. These are coming in from Pakistan since the winter has lightened up and it is good to see them again. They travel with everything they have. It is not much but they put it on a camel or donkey and just walk to another place to live. I still like seeing the camels. They are so funny to see. They are so common here just like a cow or horse in the US. As with all roads in Afghanistan, we have to share them. Not only with cars and jingle trucks but also camels and sheep and goats! We pass several herds of them and there are hundreds of these little critters everywhere! We share the road with them and continue on our mission to FOB Herrera in Jaji.
 
When we get to Herrera, we stow our gear and it is shower night so we get a good shower that night too. We have several missions to go on the next few days. This is Friday and since we have not had a down day and we have a long week ahead of us, we take Saturday as a down day. I use that day to pack some of my gear and clothes to mail home.
 
Mom and Dad, there are several boxes headed your way. I promise I’ll go through them when I get home. Linda, there are some headed your way too.
 
On Sunday, we have to go to BCP 12 and start to count the soldiers there and take attendance. The last time we did this; we collected everyone’s picture from every OP and stored them on a hard drive. This hard drive ‘mysteriously’ got erased. Yeah right, so we are doing this job again. This is at 8300’ elevation and although we can see rain back West towards Jaji, is snows and hails where we are.
 
We are right on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan. It is so pretty, if there was not a war going on here, tourism would be a nice business to be in.
 
 Well, we are here and we get our information and then head back to Jaji. We take that information that we get and plan our next trip. The next day, we plan to go to Spina Shegha and do the same thing as well as look at their force protection. You know, we put up concertina and barb wire the week prior. Well, they have improved the place a lot. They put up a lot more wire and pickets around the front side of the building as well as build trenches for them to fight from. There is still more work to do there but they have a good idea of what to do. We eat lunch with them and then once we get our information and pictures, we train them some on weapons safety and they have a fun time with this.
 
That afternoon, we go back to Jaji. Another convoy yet tomorrow. Ok today is a short convoy, we just have to go to the ABP HQ in Chawney to get the same information. While they are taking pictures, I take a look in their connex to inventory heavy weapons and crew served weapons. Ok, heavy weapons does not mean they weigh a lot (well, they do) but it is the higher caliber weapons. RPG’s, RPK’s etc.
 
I inventory the RPG’s (Rocket Propelled Grenades) and RPK’s (I do not know what that stands for if anything). I make them open every box and we count by serial number every weapon in there. After telling me that there are only 12 RPG rounds, we open a box and find 7 more rounds. Another box reveals 7 more rounds as well as five 80mm recoilless rifle rounds. Again forgotten by the ABP. Well buried in the back is another box on the very bottom. They open it and lo and behold what do you think we find? We find 18 brand new RPK’s still in cosmoline and a piece of paper in the muzzle to keep dirt out. The ABP did not know this was in there either. After we write the serial number down, they put all other boxes on the bottom of the pile and put the RPK’s on the very top.
 
Let me say this. An RPK looks a lot like an AK-47 but with a bipod. It is fully automatic only and is a well built weapon. I’d like to have a few for my house. Hahaha I take a look at the other weapons in there. They look like they have been in a fire. They have. I find out that they were in the room when the propane tank exploded and burned and melted. There are 11 weapons that are just scrap iron now. One RPG is melted so bad, I cannot even get the serial number off the weapon.
 
The men are still recovering from their burns but still have a long way to go on their road to recovery. While here, we see some curious children outside our gate and I take my terp and go outside to talk to them.
 
One girl is in a wheel barrow and there is another girl and boy with her. The girl in the wheel barrow and the boy and girl are brother and sister and the older girl is their cousin. I wonder what they are doing there alone but I find out that the mom and dad were in the clinic. The mom is pregnant and she was getting a check up. I wanted to ask what the matter with the one girl was but did not. I am so glad that I did not. Her feet were pointing outwards from each other. It became apparent that she can not walk. She is 10 and the medic said that surgery would not even help her. Poor child. I take the opportunity to give them each a toy. A football for the boy and stuffed animals for the girls. A little bit later another girl comes up and I give her a stuffed animal too.
 
Having a daughter myself, I have a soft spot for girls. I know what kind of life they will grow up in and I just feel sorry for them so I try to make their childhood memorable by kind United States soldiers. They are the future of Afghanistan. Winning hearts and minds by being kind and nice to the locals. If it just makes 1 person realize that US soldiers are really nice and not mean animals like they have been brought up to believe.
 
Well, we are still not through the week yet. We have a dismounted patrol scheduled for this morning. We are going to go to the town of Chawney and visit the shops and buy things and spend money in the town. This mission has several effects. First, we are seen in the town making our presence known and not just staying on the FOB all the time. Second, we spend money in the local populace and third, it may help with the intelligence for this area since there is none. We last did this back in August before the suicide bomber killed 3 Americans at the bridge site in town. We went with the ABP as escort.
 
It is very important to see them there. It lets the townspeople know that this is a combined operation and makes the ABP commander look good by bringing Americans into town to spend money. There were 10 of us and we each spent close to $40 each. Some of us spent a lot more than that. That is a lot of money for a town of only a few hundred people. We leave around lunch time and go to the ABP to eat lunch with them. For 30 soldiers to eat, it costs $95 US dollars. Not too bad for drinks, potatoes, kabobs and bread for everyone. I love the Afghan food. While we are eating, the ABP commander tells us that the town really appreciated us going into town spending money and by nightfall, the local towns will know what we did and that will be a good thing. There are a few more villages that we plan to spend time in. The Major wants to be able to go into Ali Kheil (bad guy town) and do the same thing there. That is not going to happen soon but by the end of summer, he hopes he can do that.
 
 We finish up eating and come back to the FOB for an AAR (After Action Review). We discuss what went well, what went wrong, if anything and how we can improve next time. We do this in the shade of our satellite system. After that, we are dismissed for the rest of the day.
 
I still have work to do so I do that. During this brief, I find out that our sister unit, the ABP in Chamkani led by Maj Cxxxxx, an Alabama guy and good buddy of mine, got ambushed yesterday going to Chamkani. (They got stuck in Gardez for 4 days because of a broken flywheel on a humvee. Go figure.) They were fired on by an RPG team. They returned fire and vacated the area. No US casualties.
 
This area is South of us and is getting a lot hotter. It is a 4 hour drive to Chamkani from Jaji. We have to leave here, go back over the pass in Ahman Kheil and then another 3 hours to Chamkani. Not really that far but it is rough driving the roads. All in all, the past two weeks, although very busy, have also been very productive. We sort of fixed our humvee. (It works but no AC), visited 3 ABP OP’s, took pictures of the soldiers there, got serial numbers off of weapons and found some that were forgotten about. We do a dismounted presence patrol in Chawney for the first time in 8 months and we all came back to the base safely.
 
The pictures are ok me and children in Chawney, 3 Bama boys in Chawney, a dress shop in town and some destroyed weapons that I mentioned earlier. Also are pictures of coochie camels, sharing the road with sheep, a Care Bear on a .50 cal machine gun (Ashlee, which one is it?) and me and the rest of my team after a mission to the Afghan/Pakistan border along with some gear and cigars that a buddy of mine sent to our team.
 
(Nobody Note: I will post all these pictures eventually!)
 
 I’ll talk to everyone later! 62 days left in country on my 15-month tour. Woohoo! Jason APO AE 09354 P.S. If any of you still wish to send packages, please do so but start to stop around the first of April as I will be starting to out process and return to the United States. Mail will reach me but it will take a few extra weeks or months.
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The Chinese Olympic Secret

Nobody Flashes: Today at the 2008 Beijing Olympia, we see just how excellent the Chinese are at soccer. Here we see Chou-chu-chu, a man who has worked so hard to obtain the gold metal for his team, that he lost more than the required weight usually expected for the sport.

In fact, Chou has done so many head butts, he no longer has any skin on his face, therefore he feels no pain, which gives him a definite edge over the Germans.

And...despite the ongoing efforts of one American boy who could swim the entire Pacific Ocean while eating five super-sized McDonalds Big Macs with one hand, with no problem...the Chinese continue to lead in gold metals and this excellence shows the world why!

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Synchronized Diving: It's the Physics, Stupid

Nobody Cares:

Last night I watched the synchronized Olympic diving exhibition, and of course, the Chinese won. Hey, they deserved to win because the problem with all the other countries was obvious to anyone with half a brain. It seems all the other countries have no knowledge of simple physics.

To all Western Coaches: If you get one guy who is four feet taller than your other guy, you might just ask yourself...is there something wrong with this picture? Why can't I get these two to look good?

Notice these two gold medal winners...Qin Wang and Wang Feng...did they win because they were better divers than the Russians or the Americans?

Not really.

But what made them look SOOOO good is that they were exactly the same height and weight and therefore LOOKED perfectly matched twirling around.

Okay, I admit. The other problem is the Chinese have probably trained these two boys just on those dives and had them together most of their lives, with their parents in some small apartment making NIKE's...and in America, our team was probably put together last year by some coach who just looked for another good diver to match his boy, not easily found here because all our schools have cut out PE (remember, Physical Education has been replaced with Recycling Classes) therefore, you might have to search long and wide for even two good divers.

As everyone saw, our boys were not exactly MATCHED in height or weight.

So, how do we solve the problem? Why, get them from the ARMY of course! Look at these two fine soldiers? Notice the form, the grace...and the fact that they are the SAME SIZE!

Get it together western nations, quite being so stupid. Start now and train for the next Olympics, all you need is a match! (duh)

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