Posted by
Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, July 30, 2008 2:52:04 AM
Nobody Knows: Nancy Pelosi and Vasco De Balboa: Who would have ever thought of these two in the same sentence? You really have to admire the people who think up spin for the politicians. While the American boat is sinking with a big hole in the bottom---spinners are paid to think up creative reasons not to plug it.
Oh, it will take at least ten years to fix that hole…let’s just find the longitude of time.
What?
A real oil hog will tell you it only takes six months to get a new oil rig up and running, which is a lot faster than it’s going to take my brand new solar flood-lights to ever get enough energy to actually work.
But that doesn’t stop Conquistador Nancy from getting excited about the future. “I have always loved longitude.” she said.
Huh?
While half of America’s cars are gathering dirt; while thousands of plane flights are being shut down due to high gas prices; while Americans are stocking up on peanut butter crackers: we all have been praying for Congress to pass a bill to open up oil drilling before they all go sauntering off to their fabulously rich vacations, filled with yachts, limos’ and private jets.
The subliminal message we got was: “Let them eat gas, and suck on Nancy’s longitude.”
Nancy also said, “I am trying to save the planet. I will not have this debate trivialized by their excuse for their failed policies.”
Excuse me? Their failed policies? Every single ‘save the world’ wacho environmental law has been implemented by the Democrats.
Dump the nuclear submarines and go back to sailboats---that’s their motto.
It seems that Nancy is trying desperately to get back to the Stone Age along with Al Gore, Ahmadinejad, and most of Hamas. And is it me? Doesn’t it sound like these pirates are using the same spin-masters?
And speaking of spin-masters, Captain Jack Gore as we all know, is trying to save the planet because the ice caps are melting. What he fails to mention is that they melted once before.
Back when Noah had to build that pesky big boat. In 1993, two geologists from Columbia University, William Ryan and Walter Pitman found evidence that a great flooding of the basin of the black Seas had indeed taken place around 5,600 BCE, when the Mediterranean rose and broke through the Bosporus Strait. They found out that prior to 7,600 years ago, the Black Sea was a fresh water lake fed by the Danube and the Don. It was smaller and had many settlements on its shores. Then as the polar ice caps melted and the Mediterranean rose, the sea broke through the Bosporus and flooded the whole place with salt water.
At least Noah had the good sense to build a boat that didn’t leak.
Yes, seven-thousand years ago the ice caps melted, probably due to too many polar bears driving gas-guzzling SUVs.
And why did Nancy leave out Columbus? Christopher was looking for a safe passage to India because those throat cutting Muslims demanded you either pay up or die. It’s pretty much the Islamic philosophy today, so Nancy and Columbus actually came to the same conclusion:
Find another way! Preferably a longitude!
Balboa on the other hand, was not exactly a nice guy. He was ruthless in his search for gold. He used African slaves in his quest and killed thousands of poor South Americans. Yet, Nancy admires him because of his---“discoveries.”
But she wasn’t the only one talking today.
Ahmahinejad proclaimed, “The Big Powers are coming down. The world is on the verge of entering a new promising era.”
Somehow, it almost seems these two are on the same longitude. It almost sounds like they use the same spin-doctors, and if that’s the case, when that great EMP is detonated over the United States as suggested by the U.S. intelligence, and all our infrastructures are wiped out, and millions of Americans die, I’d say that all Nancy’s wind and solar stockings are going to be as filled up with gold as the ships of Balboa. She’ll be sailing the lost longitudes of power along with Ahmahinejad, as we head back to the Stone Age.
Someone needs to hand her a compass….and show her how to navigate back to the United States.
Or get her off the boat.